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WHAT COINS WOULD JESUS HOLD?

>> No.5558804 [DELETED] 

Get in here https://discord.gg/smsmnUd

>> No.5558808
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5558808

>>5558784
bitcoin ethereum

>> No.5558825

Gold and silver ones

>> No.5559024

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/biblepay/

This one perhaps?

>> No.5559077

LINK only LINK

>> No.5559395

>>5558784
PaganCoin

>> No.5559411

Jesus was a Jew so all of them.

>> No.5559718

Jesus was a digimarine. He probably bought verge too. He held all the shit coins

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>>5559077
Holy dubs of truth

>> No.5560204

>>5558784

SatanCoin
https://satancoin.info/

>> No.5560237

>>5558784
none because they would keep falling through his hands

>> No.5560494
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5560494

let the christ self be free bird in the wind in thy heart we are the ones we are waiting for
satan look into the eyes of your twin flame what do you see? she has been with you all along, your path was a gift, now order your minions to do the same! might you be victorious in love all ways. heavens on earth now opposites unite. respec free will freedom for all life
awoman

>> No.5560508

OMG

>> No.5560522

niggercoin

>> No.5560599

>>5560508
OMG violates the 3rd commandment, so Jesus hates it.

>> No.5560630

FUCK and DOGE

>> No.5560653

>>5560494
Thanks just bought 100k

>> No.5560925

Jebus hated money and that's why he's kill.

>> No.5560976

>>5558784
>Carried a 200-kilogram cross for a bunch of miles
Jesus has the ironest hands. Literally no such thing as a bag he couldn't hold

>> No.5561114

>>5558784
He would hold LINK with steel hands and absolute faith
then when he's the richest man on earth he would dsitribute his wealth amongst the poor nolinkers about to kill themselves

>> No.5561188

>>5558784
None. Material goods were not his concern.

A better question might be: instead of 30 silver pieces, what coins would Judas hold?

>> No.5561214

>>5560494
sorry for pissing on my awesome post just now but 4chan seen worse anyhow, please forgive me, thank you, love us all
>this one could put any small amount B to good use

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>> No.5561288

>>5561188
>Material goods
Excuse me?

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LZN

>> No.5561357

>>5561188
im still figuring it out

>> No.5561652

>>5561288
idk what he means, i guess he was concerned at some time but later he just didnt gave a fuck cuz he lives in knowing father always delivers, he loved mother the most aswell

back then i spat on his face while he was on his death bed anyway