/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55586079
people who FUD remote work need to be shipped off to concentration camps and worked until literal death.

>>55586079
jews on suicide watch. Paying for empty offices. LOL. Employers earn and receive 0 respect.

Commercial real estate in full panic mode rn

>>55586079
>women all work from home
>only guys in the office
I could see the appeal, obviously when women catch on that they could be getting more attention this could quickly flip but never underestimate the laziness of women.

>you WILL smell your cubicle mates tuna sandwich at lunch every day
>You WILL listen to your coworkers painfully shit out the contents of their stomach
>You WILL have your boss sneak up behind you and invade your physical space
>You WILL have to hear gossip, personal details, and snarky comments of your coworkers everyday
>You WILL sit in traffic and drive your car into the ground 2 hours every day
>And you WILL be happy

>>55586258
Based, billions must sneed/fry

rofl commercial re baggies

>>55586079
I like to piss people off in the office by microwaving a fish for lunch.

>>55586257
came here to say, from a social perspective men need to get out to create valuable connections, which the men value more. Women can stay at home and will still be pursued.

I am a man who did work from home for six months about a year ago and my social life/skill atrophied hard. There’s something to forcing yourself to be around people every day

>>55586258
Lmao I got laid off yesterday. Im so fucking happy my boss was confused when I smiled and thanked him when he gave me the news.

>>55586079
Fucking lol. Hope this gets turned into a meme and every chud gets meme'd into driving to work every day for 40 years

>>55586453
i've been full remote for 3 years and in the best shape of my life. All the time I would spend commuting I spend exercising and listening to podcasts lol

>>55586079
>The men are in the office.
You hear that ladies? All of men are in the office.

>>55587665
Maybe it’s just me. I’m hyper introverted but get a lot of confidence and fulfilment from socialising at work. I have low motivation and initiative to do social things for myself so it’s a great catalyst to get that need met

>>55587447
lmao I remember that same shit happened to me in 2020. Enjoyed unemployment for months getting up when I felt, going on walks at the beach for like 3 hours a day, just enjoying life. The drive home was the most peaceful experience of my life that day. I'm probably going to get laid off again in the next month or so after return to office went sour at my company, so I imagine it will be somewhat similar again

>>55586079
they want to get away from their wives who are also "working from home" aka getting on 2 zoom meetings a day to talk about the google doc that outlines what boxes they moved in clickup containing the scheduling for the next zoom meeting.
so i dont blame them.

>>55586079
Boomers treat their workplaces as socialiazation because they hate spending time with their family.

I work outside get back in the office with the women and pajeets

>>55586420
Same and I don't even eat the fish. I just microwave it and then leave to get lunch at the deli.

>>55587923
it's nice knowing others have experienced the same level of peace on earth by means of unemployment. It's truly blissful

>>55586453
>t. woman

Real men don't let some suit tell them how to do their job.

>>55586079
How is that commercial to residential conversion going, boomer?

>>55589253
>How is that commercial to residential conversion going, boomer?
God I hope this happens. Turn the Empire State Building into condos, do the same with the rest of the city, quadruple the housing supply and crash rent prices. "Sorry Mr. Shekelkike, your 1/8th of a Yonkers brownstone for $5k is too much, I'm going to move into a 3br in Bloomberg Tower for $1,200."

This would be literally, unironically, the worst thing to happen to jews since the holocaust.

>>55586248
This

Imagine sacrificing the quality of life of millions of people to prop your shite investment. Hope they all go out of business right now!

>>55586079
I spy a article full of lies. nobody is returning much quicker and they are now larping people are coming back quickly to try to goad more in. disgusting how these j hat losers cant handle people being at home working happy and comfortable.

>>55589344
>Turn the Empire State Building into condos, do the same with the rest of the city, quadruple the housing supply and crash rent prices
would never happen. it'll happen to 2-3 buildings and the rent will be very high because of the novelty factor

>>55586079
Fuck commuting
viva la WFH

>>55586079
YWNBAM

>>55592491
hell yeah.

>>55586079
I read an article that said the exact same opposite last month. fucking fake news all around.

>>55586079
>How to trick men into coming into the office
>post "if you don't work in the office you not a man or gay"
>men actually fall for it.
Why are men unironically family guy levels of stupid?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHn9WMSQyyk&list=TLPQMTgwNzIwMjOczUQ-5WeelQ&index=3

>>55586079
>men dont want to work at home and be stuck around their wizard sleeve cunt wives
Wow, who would have thought?

>How to trick men into coming into the office
>post "if you don't work in the office you not a man or gay"
>men actually fall for it.
Why are men unironically family guy levels of stupid?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersYYsujVdc

>>55586079
kek op pulled this from the microsoft taskbar newsfeed, off some clickbait site.

>>55593067
I don't think anyone is actually falling for it. Also I saw you link that socialist horsefucker in your last post.

Folks, I know I am seeing a lot of back-and-forth on this topic, but I really need to push back and raise some red flags here. Having an on-site office presence is foundational to our ability to drive efficiencies in a corporate landscape. It is in our DNA. Sure, there is no 'one size fits all' or silver bullet and some are just boilerplate solutions, leveraged to the hilt and really only keeping us at a 30,000-foot-view of things. Being on-site, however, really allow us to get better granularity, find better directional-indicators, or loop back and dive deep into some critical issues on a go-forward basis.

I think if you all start spending more time in the office gain, you'll find yourself trending toward the positive, but you'll have to keep an eye on the puck. Gut through it, reduce thrash, and let's stay in lock-step on this. Yes, we will synergize!

What's the root cause of the hatred of Corporate office spaces? I'll put my layman's hat on and guess that it comes from movies such as Office Space and Dilbert cartoons. But we all know that these are fictional spaces, and real office spaces allow us to touch base in a much more efficient manner.

I have to time-box this comment, as I have a hard-stop in a moment when I will have to jump onto a call. So, just one more point that I want to cover-off on: let's socialize the idea of having more office presence and loop back to see whether we're being more impactful. From a management standpoint, I think that we can get the traction to do it.

So, net/net, ignore the naysayers, sidebar the folks that are stuck in the weeds, and don't waste cycles or bandwidth on folks that don't align strongly with this mission. Try it out, and we'll have another touch point in a little while to see if we've moved the needle. Remember, our north star hasn't changed. We're still championing our core values remotely and we will only do it better in person.

If you need me, I will be online again in a bit.

>>55586079
Yeah dude keep eating up that propaganda. I work in an office and everyone wants to do an hero in there that has half a brain.

>>55586079
Even before wfh covid i was makin “im feelin sick ill wfh to not get my team sick” excuses.

Fuck bein in that cage wih a bunch of ither fake smiling small talkers bullshit

>>55586079
this was definitely written by a commercial landlord

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om om om pumpkin YUM
NO SPICY
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om om ice cream YUM
NO SPICY
om om om hot dog YUM
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om om om teehee
om om doughnut YUM
mwahhh
om om hot dog YUM
NO SPICY
I'm hungry
mmmh marshmallow
crunchy corn YUM
kitty paws prrrr
om om om pumpkin YUM
NO SPICY
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om om ice cream YUM
NO SPICY
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I'm hungry

>>55586079
>American men are cucks.
>More news at 11

>>55586079
>real men
>work
Choose one and only one.

>>55593231
As soon as I make it I'm going to europe to find one of you europoors. I'm going to make sure I specifically find a fren from 4chan, and chill out with him regularly and talk about making fun of normies, and as soon as I see them make one of these
>american
Posts I'm going to punch him in the jaw really hard and keep kicking him in the face for every europoor that keeps talking shit and leave him with a fractured skull.
I hate america too but stop making fun of me because I was born somewhere without my choice you elitist fucking faggots.

>>55586079
Let's face it, I look too good to wfh and not get mires from office sluts.

Strong redpilled alphas make the commute. Why can't you chuddy?

>>55586079
They probably realized the office is a lot more productive when the women stay home

>>55586079
The only people I have met that are gung-ho for returning to work are women who get lonely at home. Everyone else I know that either does shit or manages shit is fine with doing it from the house.

>>55593690
This, especially the way women dress these days. How am I supposed to work when I'm staring at asses

>>55587665
you're also a disconnected bugman

>>55586258
No wife or kids or home of my own, so fuck this system. Fucking sucks to wage for now but stacking crypto to escape it.
>>You WILL have your boss sneak up behind you and invade your physical space
Fucking loathe this. Can't he fucking leave me alone? They act like some minor task is so fucking important I need to drop everything when it's fucking pointless and could have been handled later. I hate waging so much.
>>55587447
>laid off yesterday
Good job, anon.
I don't anticipate getting laid off anytime soon, my workplace is doing better than I anticipated. Well, I plan on quitting eventually but going to keep stacking crypto to the point I don't need to work.
Hate it.

>>55586258
>>you WILL smell your cubicle mates tuna sandwich at lunch every day
God that's so fucking grim.
Why the fuck can't engineers have offices? At all the places I work not even the managers get offices. Yet my boomer mom with no degree and a customer service job has her own office in a nice building.

>>55586420
I started bringing the Indian microwavable lunches from Trader Joe’s lol. They are actually good as fuck and stink up the whole floor

>>55593114
God tier pasta.
Just missing the compulsory diversity and inclusion gibberish.

>>55586079

They want to get away from their wife/gf.

>>55593292
least deranged american

>I WAS in the office today
>I had to wfh after 2pm, though, my goldfish missed me
>I probably work harder than most the men here

>>55594002
>>55587447
>laid off yesterday
Good job, anon.
I don't anticipate getting laid off anytime soon, my workplace is doing better than I anticipated. Well, I plan on quitting eventually but going to keep stacking crypto to the point I don't need to work.
Hate it.

Same here, the crypto bull run is upon is from here to 2024/2025 if your reading this do not fuck this up Anons. This is your chance to make it out of the matrix. You have to be a complete retard to miss out on this upcoming cycle.

>>55593184

>>55586079
id rather literally be a woman than return to the office and that's saying something

>>55586079
I don’t be get it, if climate change was a huge detriment to our species would remote work across the entire nation be beneficial in reducing CO2? Shouldn’t it just be mandatory then if we’re killing the planet?

>>55589344
JEWSA will prepare another bailout for them

>>55594775
Stop asking questions and thinking for yourself. Just trust the experts.

And FUCK commuting
FUCK everything about offices

>>55591138
my thoughts exactly, little buddy

>>55586079
I miss the comradery of the office. What I dont miss is the cunts from HR giving me shit.

>>55594775
yeah there is a high probability they will push this agenda as soon as the rats have left the ship if you know what i mean

corniest headline i ever read

>>55586258
Nobody told me about the shitting and farting before I started office waging.
There are never 2 cubicles free, so I always have to sit next to some smelly shitter. I'm the only one with the decency to do it quietly.

>>55586079
WOW!!!!
You can become COOL like this guy by just coming to the office for Mr. Noseberg!!