/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55572620
get 18 mins of overtime

>be redditor
>print out pee pee poo poo
>add Le Office Rules
>take picture
>commies win

>>55572620
guess you're working to 6:20 tonight

>>55572620
i would just not do it

>>55572622
office slaves don't get overtime

>>55572620
what if you show up 10 mins early?

I would lose all respect for them because they couldn't put 2 minutes into proper grammar and punctuation, then I'd proceed to lose all respect for myself.

>>55572620
*unzip cock and piss on it*

>>55572620
I'd start stealing stuff, not working hard and pissinh In the kettles of management

>>55572893
wow id hire this young thriving indian

OOOH WAAAAAGIEEEEE

>>55572620
hahaha I'd laugh and quit

>>55572620
>Arrive 9:01
>leave 5pm


What are they gonna do?

>>55572903
So many grammatical errors and misspellings in this notice.

>>55572620
Leave ten minutes earlier and show up two minutes later the next day.
Exactly, so they know it's intentional.

>>55574669
I just can't stand when people capitalize every noun
>Pay
>Store
>Unacceptable
>Disciplinary
>Action
>You
>Manager
I worked as an SOP writer and unironically had to fight tooth and nail with normies over this grammatical point. although never once voicing such i know they feel like capitalizing the first letter emphasizes it like its in caps lock but isn't as aggressive. and I feel like it looks like it was written by a down syndrome jeet.

>>55572620
>take a time stamped photo of "NEW OFFICE RULE"
>purposefully be late and be forced to work for free
>get a few other coworkers to do the same
>document all dates and times
>contact a jewish labor rights lawyer
>sue the company for violating federal labor law

Sipping on my morning coffee, browsing 4chan. Feels good to be NEET!

>>55575012
Sippin on some soda that I bought with tendiebux. Also got some snacks with me. Putting my neetbux into real estate investments.

>>55574909
also the clapping emoticon after each word.

>>55572620
is this legal? no? than I tear the sign down and throw it in the trash bin. when confronted mention my lawyer and something about a big comfy pay day if bothered more.

>>55572620

Leave at my normal time and sue them if they try to punish me.

>>55572903

Lol
Like they can stop you.

Again, see >>55577451

i dont wanna go back tommorow frens

Seems like the work place has a problem with people being habitually late and their low key trying to correct the problem without writing anyone up.

>>55577489

YAGMI

>>55572620
>losers can't show up on time
>act like children
>have to resort to child like punishments
You think it's fun herding lazy retarded cattle into some semblance of an operation?

>>55577489
You and me both

Begin gathering evidence for the inevitable lawsuit. I'm not litigious, but shitfuckery begets shitfuckery.

>>55572638
This, be the annoying boundary assertion guy.

A lot of your livestock bretheren will respect you for it.

>>55572903
That's illegal. Probably fake antiwork propaganda although the weird capitalization makes me think a boomer could have genuinely written this.

>>55577489
Don't worry fren, in the end it all returns to nothing.

>>55578427
>>55572620

Forgot to mention, if you try the lawyer thing, actually do talk to one. If you're in the states you can get fired 'at will' so if you're in a replacable position they could make an example out of you. No legal battle required.

When you walk out, maybe wear headphones and act like you don't know any better. If you get your share of work done just cite that and continue to leave.

>>55572650
they do. at least in texas.

>>55572620
I would report that to the labor bureau

Anyways if you want to try to make it while you wage slave, you can buy 25k Blackswan and have it run in the background all day and make shorts and longs based on the news.

Collecting neetbux. Feeling comfy.

>>55575012
>>55577328
make sure you apply for those discount programs based kings

>making fun of suffering underclasses
taking on capital and oppressive forces takes actual courage. you're a weak coward

>>55572620
Idk anon, this is BS, Its stuff like this that makes users opt for self employment. Good thing anyone can get into crypto.

>>55577661
I've been on both ends, and it's not an easy thing to deal with. People like to take pictures of Walmart's ridiculous rules - and they are ridiculous - but the teenage niggers that work there HAVE to be treated that way to wring any sort of value out of them.
All the same, it makes for a great thread for me to laugh at.

>>55572620
I have to wake up in 5 hours lads. Then I have to quickly shower, stuff food into my mouth, and commute for two hours one way.
Kind of a bummer the coof didn't take out all boomers like they promised. All office drones would be working from home today if it weren't for boomer management and their bootlickers.

>>55572620
draw a dick with sharpie
and spit on paper.

>>55572620
this is a psyop to make people feel good about their job