/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55573730
>masturbating
>wasting time on TV
You've been given a gift and you're squandering it. You're supposed to be improving yourself. Learn to cook or learn another language.

>>55573730
>watching the news (paid)

good goy

>>55573730
>2 weeks pass
>boss rounds up everyone to see results
>sees that $8/h Ranjesh has 5 times more work done than you
>"you are fired :)"
>anon is now watching his porn through windows while getting fucked in the ass by hobos

>>55573747
It's important to wind down sometimes ;)

>>55573781
My function is specialised in a way only Dutch people know how to fulfill it.

>>55573730
after a week of hard work-from-home, i like to complain about the hardship of my work.

>>55573781
>implying im not surpassing my non-white coworkers despite how little i work
>implying the boss doesn't give a general critique for us all to check our work before we submit every single meeting (haven't fucked up on a submit for over a year)

>>55573730
what is your job anon? ive been a constuction worker since my 16,im thinking about going to another area asap

>>55573730
My brother had a WFH job. It was nice. We smoked weed together and played vidya while he was on the clock. Now I am getting into real estate so WFH is coming to an end and we will live off of passive income now.

>>55573781
>cope

>>55573730
>spend the last year WFH doing basically fuckall and accomplishing nothing
>time for annual review
>ohshit.jpg
>go into meeting, expecting my boss to ream my ass because I'm probably working at 2% of my productive capacity
>he gives me the highest possible rating and the largest raise in the department's history
WFH kings, we are truly the blessed class of this species. All the blood, sweat, and tears of my ancestors, crossing oceans and fighting wars, has led to their offspring being able to sit in the comfort of his home making a six figure salary while he does nothing but coom to old vids of Jada Stevens shaking her incredible ass.

>>55573730
>wake up
>turn on work laptop, log in to workspace
>answer emails (15 minutes)
>eat breakfast (waiting on new emails)
>browse biz
>hear about the oldfag leaks, go down the rabbit hole
>boss calls, join meeting (muted and no camera)
>invest 1k into haha to see if the anons are lying
>coin actually pumps
>end meeting, wait for more emails to arrive
I just made 7.5k on a shitcoin, lurked biz and "worked" for 6 hours, 2 to go. Why do you guys make it seem harder than it is? Making money is THAT easy

>>55573730
Why not get another job or two that's like this one? You could be getting paid 3 times as much to do absolutely nothing.

>>55575894
I've thought about it but I'm certain if there was a background check I'd lose both jobs.

What I'm considering doing is starting some kind side business that I could do from the comfort of my office but I need to research what would be a good fit. It doesn't even need to make a huge amount of money.

>>55576240

That's the only reason I'm avoiding it too. I know it isn't highly probable but there is a chance that both would find out. Maybe the next time I job hop I'll just hang onto the old one for as long as I can.

>>55573781
shitskin cant and wont outwork

>>55576240
>I've thought about it but I'm certain if there was a background check I'd lose both jobs.
You should research this. There's an entire subreddit (/r/overemployed) where people post their methods. I wish I could do it but it's not possible in my non-remote industry.

>>55576458
The challenge I have is my entire career centers around finding and resolving fraud. So it would be a severe career limiting move if I got fired for...uh...fraud.

>>55576661
>for...uh...fraud
Omg hes working 2 jobs quick someone call the cops.

>>55573730
Hey Darryl, you can't just leech off company's time like this. I am going to have a meeting with Jason from HR about letting you go.

>>55576777
it's still breach of contract