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>Real-Time Trades
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>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
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>News And Filings
>10Q Filing
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Withdraws the Registration Statement as it has determined not to proceed with an offering at this time
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/a4271749-96a6-4f48-aac2-1a0661d64aab
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Receives NASDAQ Delisting Notice
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/bed-bath-beyond-inc-receives-nasdaq-delisting-notice
>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Files Voluntary Chapter 11 Petitions
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/bed-bath-beyond-inc-files-voluntary-chapter-11-petitions

>New Director of the board
>Carol Flaton - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028

>Latest hires
>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival/
>Shawn Hummell - New Senior VP
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shawnhummell_im-honored-to-share-that-im-starting-a-activity-7018935227410522112-kmVv/?originalSubdomain=gb

>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain


>As always:
Don't feed the trolls
Sneed hedgies

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>>55531922 (Cross-thread)

What would have to happen for you personally to throw in the towel?
Announcing they're liquidating?
Chapter 7?
Stock being cancelled?
Ryan Cohens onlyfans shut down?
Riding it until you die?
Curious when enough is enough for you

>>55551862
>Totally just curious and totally not information gathering
Sneed shilly

>>55551862

DUMBASS FUCKING BBBAGGOTS
LMAO BUY MORE YOU NIGGER CATTLE

kek compromised jannies
kek modern-day bourbon monarchy
kek fake thread splitters
kek hedgies
kek non-DRS shills
kek baby haters
kek troons
kek fuddies
kek shillfaggies
kek concerned shillfaggies
kek meltdownies
kek bondies
kek dogshit enthusiast
kek concession accepter
kek 4chan reporter
kek SEC reporter
kek FBI reporter
kek GME elitists
kek twitch brigaders
kek teddy non-believers
kek CNBC
kek twitter PHDs
kek shorties

all hail the bbbyq chads

Happy 7/14 friends!

Real thread:
>>55550775
>>55550775
>>55550775

>>55551908
kek desperaties

>>55551873
>>55551877
Not a hard question exactly. Just what would require you to consider you were wrong?
Curious because I asked my towel friend it and it used to be bankruptcy then it was if there were no bids and then he just blocked me.
Like what's the point of shit like that

>>55551984
You have to take the price to zero, let your faggot boss know

>>55551984
> turban head ≠towel friend

we are not the same

>>55552019
Ok so like when the stock is cancelled?

When squeeze at 100$?

barcoding at 0.31

The 5s are incoming. Are you ready?

ive never seen a group of people so determined to pollute conversation over a company that is so totally 100% liquidating trust me bro

thread splitting? foreshame hedgies

>>55552142
> b-but it's fun!

kek shillfaggies

>>55552154
They're incapable. It bothers them because they know instinctively. But they have to assert themselves and reaffirm their own narrative so to calm their anxiety.
After all they're the main character. Enemies abound!

I imagine most meltdownies look like this, but worse

At least the other thread actually talks about the stock and isn’t just a circle jerk about “shills amirite??”

>>55551862
I’ve invested just enough that if I lose it I won’t blink, but if the play is real it changes my life. Diamond hands till death or glory.

>55552207
OK shilly, post in there then

>>55552142
It's really amusing to watch them do this over a 30 cent scented candle and bath towel stock.

>>55552207
It's kinda funny how much these threads degenerated into only le reaction faces and talking about shillies constantly. It's become their identity basically.

>>55552205
What the fuck, I don’t ever use reddit but I peeked my head in there. Are there seriously 25,000 lowlives circlejerking over our circlejerk?

>>55552242

They really have nothing left. It's either that or fresh cope they copypaste from reddit, but it takes time for the "wrinkle brains" to come up with more nonsense.

>>55552225
This, same with dogshit. If I lose what I put in, who cares? I can always just earn more money. If it goes to a million dollars a turd for some reason, then I'm rich! All I need is for the price to skyrocket somehow, and I never need to work again. Why on earth would I not buy dogshit when the potential reward outweighs the risk by that much?

>>55552256
Can I see the DD on dogshit? Might pick up a few.

>>55552254
Yes

>>55552254
You should see Chris-chan following. That shits crazy.
Nowadays there's so many lolcows it's impossible to keep track of.
Just how people are, they love to shit on.

>>55552283
the downside of investing in dogshit is that it doesn't expire and it's cap is infinite, driving the value of individual pieces lower every day. Just think about it, there are 89.7 million dogs in america, imagine your shares being diluted by 89.7 million 3 times (almost 300k dilution) a day.

>>55552338
almost 300 *MILLION, and that's not even counting the FOREX (feces currency exchange) of the other countries with more dogs

>>55552338
So what you're saying is you'd have to be a fucking retard to buy anything with massive levels of dilution? Concerning, but I have chosen to interpret your warnings as evidence that Icahn and Cohen will buy my dogshit from me.

>>55552283
>Step 1: Buy dogshit
>Step 2: Hold dogshit
>Step 3: ??????????
>Step 4: Profit

I have had people criticize my investment thesis for not being well thought out enough, but it still makes more sense than the case for BBBYQ.

>>55552478

I'm bearish on dogshit, can I short it?

U mad shillies?

>>55552486
Why would you want to take that much risk? Sure, if it turns out dogshit is worthless you get a small profit, but what if it goes to $100m a turd? Risk it if you want, but when the great turd squeeze happens and you get margin called, I'm the one who sets the price.

>>55552465
Dilution when you've got some financial obligations is no surprise, but I would say you're a big fucking retard for investing into something that gets diluted 3 times a day every day when you're going long - you fucking retard

>>55552643
Then how come BBBYQ is bankrupt and dogshit isn't? If dilution is smart when you've got financial obligations, then why did BBBYQ go bankrupt anyway?

>>55552577
I saw dogshit at my local park, freshly squeezed.. why didn't anyone pick it up? I thought it has value?

Same goes for all the dried turds that I see laying around with no interested party. I think I am safe with BBBYQ investment, at least we have 90% buying volume on a daily basis

>>55552778
I think I am safe with my dogshit investment, at least I'm not down 99%.

where this guy?

dogshit narrative is the best they have at this point, just bought 200 more shares WAGMI

>>55552778
I saw Baby at an auction, going concern. Why didn't anyone pick it up? I thought it has value?

>>55552803
My investment is unironically outperforming yours.

>>55552801
laughing at you for being obsessed with someone who has a much much larger net worth than you

>>55552791
But you are down 100%? All the nutrients have been absorbed by the dog, he is only providing you fecal waste remains

At least BBBYQ still has BuyBuyBaby, data centers, employees, inventory. I am in the safer investment

>>55552739
Smart is your word, but you're a retard invested in dogshit. I would say it's risky. Retardless, after dealing with terrible decisions from an incompetent board, historically renown bad financial advisors known as BCG, and short pressure from all sorts of institutions - it's no surprise we've entered bankruptcy protection. Whoops, it took me so long to get back to you that your shares were just diluted by another 300 million, how unfortunate for you

>>55552904
Maybe he should move to China, dogshit is not diluted there because the dog is eaten before excretion can occur. Teddy showed us the way in the book: Teddy Goes to China

Also, dogshit gets diluted at a faster rate in America. Pets are loved there and feed well. It's not a rare commodity like my BBBYQ shares. I suppose third world shitskins don't what good food must be like

>>55552876
>But you are down 100%
No. I sold my house to buy a massive pile of dogshit, and I still have a massive pile of dogshit. That's more than what BBBYQ baggies will have after their shares are cancelled.
>At least BBBYQ still has BuyBuyBaby
No it doesn't. The IP is sold, the leases are sold (no no stores or warehouses), the inventory is mostly sold. What's left of it exactly?
>data centers
Do they even have their own servers, or do they rent aws like most companies? Regardless, the websites are sold anyway.
>employees
Oh yeah, not like you can't just hire folk who've lost their jobs from a dead company at a discount.
>inventory
Mostly sold at a massive discount during closing down sales. Rest will be sold in bulk at an even steeper discount.
>I am in the safer investment
I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.

I just bought ~3,000 shares if I dont get a reply from 5 of you in the next 10 minutes this shit is not real

>>55552836
not anymore he doesnt

>55552969
You get NOTHING

>>55552904
>but you're a retard invested in dogshit
You invested in BBBYQ, you're in no position to question my intelligence.
>>55552957
>It's not a rare commodity like my BBBYQ shares.
They're not exactly very rare, the company printed like 600m of them this year.

Project looking glass
Can anyone find how this is related to bbby and gme?

>>55552993
You have 4 more hours until your next dilution, good luck

>>55552965
>No. I sold my house to buy a massive pile of dogshit
Post proof of house sale transaction
> No it doesn't.
Yes it does. IPs are independent of company. You would know if you studied the transaction details between Dream on Me and BBBY
>data centers
Yes, BBBY has it's own data centers
>employees
It's a recessionary period, any one would be happy to keep their existing job. Current store managers and employees are working as is, with no final deadline
>inventory
New merchandise is arriving according to website as older inventory is being sold at premium prices. Despite liquidation sales in underperforming stores, BBBY is generating $10-15M in profit on a daily basis according to restructuring specialist, Holly Etlin
> I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.
You are certainly down 100%, dogshit is the last byproduct of the excretion cycle with 0 value. At least BBBYQ is in Chapter 11, whereas Chapter 7 would be out last cycle

>>55552993
The WHO estimates the total number of stray dogs to be about 200 million, and the total population of free-range dogs to be 900 million. Free-range dogs make up about 75-85% of the global dog population

Now let's do some math. Dogs poop once a day on average, sometimes 2-3 times depending on diet. Let's use a run rate for 24 hours,1.5x to be conservative for free-range dogs on optimal diet, and 2.5x for stray dogs with digestive problems

(700M*1.5) = 1,050,000,000 dog-turds excreted in a 24 hour period for healthy dogs
(200M*2.5) = 500,000,000 dog excreted in a 24 hour period for stray dogs

That is over 1 Billion diluted in a 24 hour period, so your investment has already been more diluted in one day, than my BBBYQ investment has been in over a year

>>55552993
The WHO estimates the total number of stray dogs to be about 200 million, and the total population of free-range dogs to be 900 million. Free-range dogs make up about 75-85% of the global dog population

Now let's do some math. Dogs poop once a day on average, sometimes 2-3 times depending on diet. Let's use a run rate for 24 hours,1.5x to be conservative for free-range dogs on optimal diet, and 2.5x for stray dogs with digestive problems

(700M*1.5) = 1,050,000,000 dog-turds excreted in a 24 hour period for healthy dogs
(200M*2.5) = 500,000,000 dog-turds excreted in a 24 hour period for stray dogs

That is over 1 Billion diluted in a 24 hour period, so your investment has already been more diluted in one day, than my BBBYQ investment has been in over a year

>>55553065
>Post proof of house sale transaction
I don't doubt that you bought BBBYQ, why is it so hard to believe I'd sell my house to buy dogshit?
>Yes it does. IPs are independent of company
They're part of what you buy when you buy a company, such as the website (sold), stores (leases sold), warehouses (leases sold) and inventory (mostly sold, at a steep discount). What is left for Cohen to buy, and why would he spend billions on it?
>Yes, BBBY has it's own data centers
So it owns some servers? Are they worth billions?
>It's a recessionary period, any one would be happy to keep their existing job
The stores they work in have already had their leases sold, you think they're gonna move to where the new stores open up?
>older inventory is being sold at premium prices
Oh, I missed that part where "closing down sale" meant selling at a premium. I guess I thought it meant selling at a steep discount to get your shit off the shelves before it has to be sold in bulk. Silly me, you should probably write to corporate to get pic related taken off their website then.
>At least BBBYQ is in Chapter 11, whereas Chapter 7 would be out last cycle
When your shares are cancelled, your position will be non existent, whereas I'll still have my massive pile of dogshit. We'll see who's laughing then.

>>55553274
You seem to care an awful lot about dogshit you don't own.

>>55553292
you seem to care an awful lot about stocks you don't own

>>55553274
This isn't even accounting for dog-shit quality variance among free-range and stray dogs. Free-range dogs have solid texturized turds whereas stray dogs may have watery/runny consistency. How can you harvest them all with same efficiency? Do you have a QA plan set up for this?

At least my BBBYS shares are digital, non-fungible in DRS, and I can exchange 1:1 for an arbitrary price on the OTC market with a multitude of brokers like Fidelity, Schwab, E-trade.

Please enlighten me which dogshit broker you are planning to trade with, I would like to keep up to date on my knowledge as this is a new market segment for me

U mad shillies? Thanks for the free bumps kek

kek non-teddy holders

>>55553319
Your BBBYQ shares won't exist after they get cancelled, whereas I'll still have my massive pile of dogshit. Bet you'll be jealous then huh?
>>55553311
I just get tired of having to explain myself. Every time I tell someone I'm invested in dogshit they say "oh, you mean BBBYQ?". It's frustrating having to explain the difference, when your shares are cancelled I'll find it easier to get new investors on board.

>>55553282
> I don't doubt that you bought BBBYQ
Simply, the transaction cycle for real estate takes time with opening/closing periods. I can buy BBBYQ this very second
> They're part of what you buy when you buy a company
Exactly, it's a part of a company. IP is exclusive from company itself
>So it owns some servers?
They own their data centers used for product categorization, KPI metrics, sales data. Could be worth something for someone looking to build a new company in this industry without reinventing the wheel
>The stores they work in have already had their leases sold
Unfortunate for those employees sadly. However, they have opportunity for relocating to profitable stores if they prefer, or using their retail experience to apply elsewhere
> Oh, I missed that part where "closing down sale" meant selling at a premium
Yes, even the sale prices are premium compared to other stores. Smart of management to offload inventory at 'seemingly' low prices. A great customer phenomena that Amazon also takes advantage of during Prime Day
> When your shares are cancelled, your position will be non existent, whereas I'll still have my massive pile of dogshit.
No you won't. Dogshit decomposes at a faster rate than my shares will be non-existent, as I predict we will exit chapter 11 before then

>>55553362
just tell them dogshit is diluted 300 million times a day and BBBYQ is an over the counter stock, it's pretty simple retard

>>55553362
You're right, they won't exist when they are exchangeable for Teddy shares. No jealousy at all, dog-shit doesn't excite me. If I wanted to invest in shit, I would look into brown bear shit

>>55553394
>Simply, the transaction cycle for real estate takes time with opening/closing periods.
Yeah, I planned my dogshit acquisition in advance. I'm just lucky the great turd squeeze hadn't launched yet.
> I can buy BBBYQ this very second
I can buy dogshit this very second
>Exactly, it's a part of a company.
It's part of the company that has been sold, alongside the various other parts of the company that have been sold. With no name, no website, no stores, no warehouses, little to no inventory, what is left to sell exactly? Why would Cohen spend billions on whatever scraps are left rather than doing something more sensible (like spending billions on dogshit instead)?
>They own their data centers used for product categorization, KPI metrics, sales data. Could be worth something for someone looking to build a new company in this industry without reinventing the wheel
Does Gamestop not have its own data centers already? I thought your thesis was Cohen was gonna save you, or did you give up on that after he wasn't interested in putting in a bid?
>Unfortunate for those employees sadly
So you agree that Cohens supposed acquisition wouldn't include retaining staff, so he truly is buying nothing?
>Yes, even the sale prices are premium compared to other stores. Smart of management to offload inventory at 'seemingly' low prices.
So your claim is that the margins were so high before than even selling at a 50% discount allows them to turn a massive profit? How come the company went bankrupt with margins that high?
>Dogshit decomposes at a faster rate than my shares will be non-existent, as I predict we will exit chapter 11 before then
I am confident that my dogshit will outlast your shares.

>>55553496
>I can buy dogshit this very second
>>55553045
I'm constantly trying to buy dogshit, but struggle to find any other dogshit holders willing to sell to me.
silly bitch

>>55553525
The shortage of sellers simply means I need to pay a premium to buy immediately. I can buy dogshit now, but I need to pay above the market rate to do so. It might take some time to buy it any cheaper, and I'm too scared of the great turd squeeze launching in the meantime. I'm not worried though, I'm confident that even at a markup dogshit will still outperform BBBYQ.

>>55553558
DGSHT dilution is in about 2 hours be patient my little zoomer

>>55553597
DGSHT chapter 7 is in about 2 weeks. Be patient my little moron.

>>55553609
BBBYQ chapter 7 I mean. DGSHT can't go bankrupt, as it doesn't have billions in debt.

Great thread shillies, keep up the hard work!

>>55553615
>chapter 7 cope
You have been saying this for months and could not finish the job at .05, good luck at this point

Poof like clockwork market close comes and they all disappear

>>55553496
>Yeah, I planned my dogshit acquisition in advance
I am talking about your house sale. Don't change the subject, or your concession is accepted
>I can buy dogshit this very second
No you can't, answer my question: Who is your dogshit broker?
> It's part of the company that has been sold
Only assets sold so far are IP rights, leases (sold for a profit); old sitting inventory being liquidated
> Does Gamestop not have its own data centers already?
What does this have to do with Gamestop?
> So you agree that Cohens supposed acquisition wouldn't include retaining staff
Some stores will retain staff, some won't. Such is the way of the corporate world
> So your claim is that the margins were so high before
Yes, previous management did a terrible job of in-sourcing their products with high prices. Luckily new inventory would be priced at better profit margins if supply chain is done correctly
> I am confident that my dogshit will outlast your shares
I am confident that my BBBYQ will outlast your dogshit

You guys have gotten so assmad y'all soon implode
Take it easy fellas. Y'all future billionaires after all. Nothing to be upset about.
Remember to buy more so you don't miss out my darlings

>>55553609
>>55553615
Freudian slips via writing? That's a new one my little shillfaggie

>>55553873
cope and cry

>>55553877
he got a little flustered at the end there

>>55553866
>I am talking about your house sale.
Are you fucking retarded? Learn basic reading comprehension. I planned my dogshit acquisition in advance, so had ample time to sell my house to prepare.
>Who is your dogshit broker?
I know a guy under a bridge.
>Only assets sold so far are IP rights, leases (sold for a profit); old sitting inventory being liquidated
So the company have no name, no website, no stores, no warehouses, and little to no inventory. What is left to sell, and why is it worth billions?
>What does this have to do with Gamestop?
Are you fucking retarded? Your thesis is that Cohen will swoop in to form a big conglomerate alongside GME, meaning he can use their data centers "without reinventing the wheel".
>Some stores will retain staff
The stores are sold already, and my point was always that there's almost nothing left of the company to sell, including staff retention.
>previous management did a terrible job of in-sourcing their products with high prices
You miss my point, again. Closing down sales are at upwards of 50% off, yet you claim that they're still selling at a profit. No retail chain on the planet is selling at such high margins that they can cut 50% on everything and still turn a profit.
>I am confident that my BBBYQ will outlast your dogshit
Yes, I know you're retarded, you don't have to keep reiterating it.

>>55553898
Why would I be flustered? I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.

dogshit anon is fighting for his fuckin life before the dgsht dilution in a few hours, God damn

>>55553917
1 hour and 36 minutes until your next 90 million units dilution, make your peace

>>55553908
> Are you fucking retarded?
No I consider myself a scholar, at least I'm not invested in dogshit. You had no house to sell since you can't post proof, your concession is accepted
> I know a guy under a bridge.
Hmm, seems like an unregistered broker. That is the equivalent of selling CFDs. I think you should look into who is the transfer agent for dogshit, maybe try DRSing
> What is left to sell, and why is it worth billions?
Everything. Feel free to get in touch with Ryan Cohen
> Are you fucking retarded?
Again, I consider myself an educated scholar since I'm not dumb enough to invest in dogshit
> The stores are sold already
No, unprofitable stores were sold as profitable lease contracts. Profitable stores are still operating. BBBY is operating as 'Going Concern', meaning they are still operating with normal business expectations
> You miss my point, again
You are missing my point, eliminating debt is the most important aspect of chapter 11. Store leases being sold at 80-100% profit is offsetting inventory being sold at discount, which is still generating cash. Sold inventory is better than sitting inventory, especially if you are preparing for new inventory with a new brand
> Yes, I know you're retarded, you don't have to keep reiterating it.
But I know you're retarded because you keep reiterating to buy "dogshit", a clearly useless item, in my thread.

Grandpa Teddy told me that mean words can never hurt me, you should look into buying the children's book at teddy.com. Amazing life lessons

>>55553988
>claims to hold gme
>fuds teddy
hahaha hahaha stupid bitch

>>55554013
How am I FUDing teddy?

>>55554048
My bad. I mistook your ID for dogshit anon, he must have left to get ready for the dilution.

>>55554130
It's a shame our IDs have a similar color. In reality, I am an Aryan Chad while he is the color of dog-shit

>>55553988
>at least I'm not invested in dogshit
No, you're too stupid to buy dogshit so you bought BBBYQ instead.
>Hmm, seems like an unregistered broker. That is the equivalent of selling CFDs.
I'm buying physical dogshit, which I put into a pile. This means that unlike BBBYQ baggies, I'll still have something to my name after BBBYQ shares are cancelled.
>Everything
Except for the name, the website, the stores, and the warehouses. So nothing.
>Feel free to get in touch with Ryan Cohen
You first. Find me a quote of him saying he wants to get back in.
>I'm not dumb enough to invest in dogshit
I don't think that someone who bought BBBYQ has the right to talk down on anybody's intelligence.
>No, unprofitable stores were sold as profitable lease contracts
They are selling every single lease as part of the bankruptcy proceedings, and the vast majority are gone. They're not retaining any profitable locations as they have no right to restrict these sales, the entire company is getting liquidated.
>BBBY is operating as 'Going Concern'
Are you fucking retarded? They had an auction to keep BBBYQ going as a going concern, but had no one interested. This meant that the bids put in for the leases were finalized, so now the stores are gone. Google what going concern means anon, them being open for another week or two before closing forever doesn't mean they're a going concern.
>eliminating debt is the most important aspect of chapter 11
And there's still billions to go with little to no assets left to sell, meaning shareholders can't possibly get anything.
>dogshit", a clearly useless item
The gall of anyone to shill BBBYQ and call any other investment worthless.
>>55554048
By claiming it has a connection to BBBYQ.

>>55554139
dogshit anon what the fuck

I'm about to filter everyone in this thread.

>>55554246
based

>>55554253
you too faggot. just for posting too much worthless shlock.

>>55554275
filtered

>>55554139
>No, you're too stupid to buy dogshit so you bought BBBYQ instead
But I can easily pick up dogshit at my park. It takes 200 IQ to buy BBBYQ and DRS to my Transfer Agent, American Stock Transfer, to legitimize my claim over those shares. Your dogshit is still owned by the dog who excreted it
>I'm buying physical dogshit, which I put into a pile.
But mixing dogshit into a pile causes you to mix real and synthetic dogshit. How are you allocating real dog shit? Again, who is your transfer agent for booking those shares of dogshit?
>Except for the name, the website, the stores, and the warehouses. So nothing
Name, website, unprofitable stores are not needed when you are rebranding as a new entity
>You first. Find me a quote of him saying he wants to get back in.
I am already in touch with him. Seems like you're the one that wants to be connected. Sorry he's a busy man, he loves to work
> I don't think that someone who bought BBBYQ has the right to talk down on anybody's intelligence
I don't think that someone who bought dogshit has the right to talk down on anybody's intelligence
> They are selling every single lease as part of the bankruptcy proceedings, and the vast majority are gone
No, they have not sold every single lease. You would know if you read through the dockets
> Are you fucking retarded? They had an auction to keep BBBYQ going as a going concern
For the third time, I consider myself an educated scholar since I'm not dumb enough to invest in dogshit
> And there's still billions to go with little to no assets left to sell
Debt load was shrunk from $5B to $1.7B as of information provided in court by restructuring specialist, Holly Etlin, two weeks ago. This current figure is likely less due to information delay, I won't be surprised if we exit Chapter 11 debt-free at this rate of debt reduction
> The gall of anyone to shill BBBYQ and call any other investment worthless.
The gall of anyone to shill dogshit and call any other investment worthless.

>>55554275
>>55554284
holy shit

Is it possible for a bankrupt company to issue more stock during bankruptcy? Seems like they could get their bondholders more value that way.

>>55554291
>Name, website, unprofitable stores are not needed when you are rebranding as a new entity
So what exactly is it you expect Cohen to spend his billions on? Again, it's all leases that are being sold, not just unprofitable stores. Why would he buy a company with nothing to its name, when he could buy dogshit instead?
>I don't think that someone who bought dogshit has the right to talk down on anybody's intelligence
I think most people would agree that someone who buys dogshit has every right to talk down on the intelligence of someone who buys BBBYQ
>No, they have not sold every single lease
I didn't say they had. I said that they're selling every single lease (including "profitable stores" and warehouses), and that most are gone already. What few are left are not worth billions, which is what is needed to cover the debt, which is necessary for shareholders to get a cent.
>I'm not dumb enough to invest in dogshit
You bought BBBYQ.
>Debt load was shrunk from $5B to $1.7B as of information provided in court by restructuring specialist,
No it wasn't. The $1.7b is funded debt, they have significantly more in unfunded debt. That's besides the point though, they aren't even close to raising $1.7b by selling every scrap of the company, so shareholders get nothing regardless.

>>55554393
> So what exactly is it you expect Cohen to spend his billions on?
Whatever he likes, it's a free world. NOLs are the biggest asset we haven't even discussed yet. This tax credit is considered an asset in Chapter 11, and is advantageous for a buyer looking to buy the business and continue operating it. Does dogshit also have Net Operating Loss tax carry-forwards?
> I think most people would agree that someone who buys dogshit has every right to talk down on the intelligence of someone who buys BBBYQ
I think most people would agree that someone who buys BBBYQS has every right to talk down on the intelligence of someone who buys dogshit
> I didn't say they had. I said that they're selling every single lease (including "profitable stores" and warehouses), and that most are gone already
You incorrectly said they are 'selling every single lease as part of the bankruptcy proceedings'. Where is the confirmation? Remaining profitable stores in prime locations, with bulk of business being conducted via e-commerce is a great strategy to me.
> You bought BBBYQ.
Yes I did. And you claim to buy dogshit, for which I don't see a market
> No it wasn't. The $1.7b is funded debt, they have significantly more in unfunded debt.
Stay tuned for Sixth Street

>>55554487
>Whatever he likes, it's a free world
Like what? Can you name something left in the company to spend billions on more appealing than dogshit?
>NOLs are the biggest asset we haven't even discussed yet
Can save a few hundred million on taxes in the future (so discounted value vs present money) if (and only if) they can generate billions in profit. Why would you spend billions (which is necessary for shareholders to see a cent) to save a few hundred million on uncertain future profits taxes?
>Does dogshit also have Net Operating Loss tax carry-forwards?
No, but it doesn't have billions of dollars of debt either, making it objectively more valuable than BBBYQ.
>You incorrectly said they are 'selling every single lease as part of the bankruptcy proceedings
They are selling every single lease, that's how liquidation works. Every single location was put up for sale, which the sales being contingent on the going concern bids not playing out. As they didn't receive a sufficient going concern bid, the sale offers were finalized. Tell you what, name me a single bed bath and beyond or Baby location that's lease wasn't put up for sale. Name one.
>You bought BBBYQ. Yes I did
Lol, retard.
>And you claim to buy dogshit
Seems a sensible play in comparison.
>Stay tuned for Sixth Street
Who own debt, which is worth more than BBBYQs assets, meaning that they can use the debt to bid on every single asset remaining (leaving no value left for shareholders).

>>55552225
Based and riskpilled.

>>55554565
18 minutes until 90 million units of dgsht dilution

>>55554565
> Like what? Can you name something left in the company to spend billions on
Yes, short-hedge fund tears are priceless. Your bosses misery could be valued at billions for other bored billionaires who are tired of systemic naked shorting on companies they have investments in
> Can save a few hundred million on taxes in the future (so discounted value vs present money) if (and only if) they can generate billions in profit.
Sets up a great foundation for a business to start first few years profitably in high-growth phase. Scaling the business to generate billions long-term will make the current acquisition price miniscule if Cohen wants to make an Amazon killer
> No, but it doesn't have billions of dollars of debt either, making it objectively more valuable than BBBYQ
Dogshit has a different debt load, the load of parasites, bacteria, flies weighing on your investment. How will you clear your debt load? By selling more dogshit? At least we have assets to offload and pay off our debt
> They are selling every single lease, that's how liquidation works
But this isn't chapter 7 (liquidation. This is chapter 11 (restructuring)
> Lol, retard.
Lol dogshit enthusiast, aka, equivalent of a retard
> Seems a sensible play in comparison.
Not really, I don't think you read my dogshit dilution calculation. Linking it for you, go back here: >>55553274
> Who own debt, which is worth more than BBBYQs assets, meaning that they can use the debt to bid on every single asset remaining (leaving no value left for shareholders)
Who is actually working with another entity, that is redacted in court dockets, to work with BBBY on a successful chapter 11 exit as mentioned in court hearing few days ago. NOLs, worth billions, must include shareholders in this plan if they want to take advantage of that alongside credit bidding

>>55554394
>>>55552139 #
>>THIS IS THE DEAL THE ATTORNEY WAS HOPEFUL ABOUT
>How can you tell? The timelines don't line up very well.
>>Go Global believed there was a path to close as recently as Monday
>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/11/this-is-why-go-globals-deal-to-save-buy-buy-baby-fell-apart.html
>If the potential acquisition disappeared Go Global on Monday then why was the lawyer hopeful about a successful exit on Tuesday?
>And either way, if they sell all the stores or close them down, how does that change whether the company sees a successful exit? Either way they have no stores and no brand, so I'm not sure this sale is related.
Anyone got an answer to this?

So what is the new date we're waiting for? When do I get to prove to my friends and family that I'm not a schizo?

>>55554688
Yea I got an answer:

I can taste your frustration because I’m gonna hold these shares as tight as you’ll hold the bars on your prison cage when you are getting your insides explored by another man.

The other, simpler, and more entertaining option is to jump. Just make sure to splat in front of those nyc news cast rooms with the glass visible to the street.

>>55554673
>short-hedge fund tears are priceless.
Your investment thesis is that Cohen is going to spend billions of dollars of his own money on something worth less than dogshit, just to make some people upset? Any evidence for this? No? Didn't think so.
>Sets up a great foundation for a business to start first few years profitably in high-growth phase.
You think spending billions now is a good idea to save potentially (only if you turn billions in profit) a few hundred mil years down the line? Retarded idea, would make far more sense to either start a business from scratch without the debt weighing you down, or simply buy dogshit instead of your dead company.
>At least we have assets to offload and pay off our debt
No you don't lol. It's almost all gone already, and the scraps aren't worth billions.
>But this isn't chapter 7 (liquidation. This is chapter 11 (restructuring)
Oh in that case it should be simple for you to find a single bed bath and beyond or baby location whose lease wasn't put up for sale. Name one.
>Lol dogshit enthusiast, aka, equivalent of a retard
I don't get why you're calling me a retard, you must be confused. To clarify, I didn't purchase any BBBYQ.
>successful chapter 11 exit
A successful exit doesn't necessarily mean anything for shareholders. Raising what little they can for creditors and moving on to chapter 7 is a successful exit.
>NOLs, worth billions
NOLs are to save tax on potential billions in future profit, for a maximum saving of a few hundred million. It's not worth spending billions now to maybe (if you can profit billions) save a few hundred million in the future
>must include shareholders in this plan if they want to take advantage of that alongside credit bidding
Meaning that they'd not only have to pay enough to satisfy creditors, but also dilute their stake in the future business that you think is so amazing by gifting current baggies significant equity. It's also wrong, bondholders can get equity instead, but whatever.

>>55554806
>You think spending billions now is a good idea to save potentially (only if you turn billions in profit) a few hundred mil years down the line
From the 10k, I'm thinking there's like $1.2b assets vs $3.1b liabilities after getting rid of easy to cut labilities, following a redditor who didn't seem dumb. The 8k's $1.7b is incomplete and hard to understand so I ignore it.

Within those $3.1b liabilities are the $1.8b debt. I think like $1b was bondholders and mostly not due immediately? Can't remember. Anyway seemed like it could be negotiated away in a restructuring taking us to $1.2b assets vs $2.1b liabilities. So a -$900m deficit.

Apply $735m to approximate value of NOLs, now we're at a -$165m deficit.

If I can make that calculation as an idiot who knows nothing then Etlin and Sixth Street can probably find a way to pull $165m out of their asses to balance the liabilities.

The liabilities have never been the biggest fud imo since it was always apparent to me that they were pretty close. What's more concerning to me is that they were closing down stores and selling IP despite that. However, one of the lawyers being hopeful for a successful exit makes me think there's an actual plan and they're not just deliberately liquidating down the company when the math should support just barely surviving bankruptcy.

>>55551824
bbbaggots

>>55554864
>However, one of the lawyers being hopeful for a successful exit makes me think there's an actual plan
So you're saying that you rationally know that every sign is that the company is fucked and you're losing your entire investment, but you're clinging onto a deliberate misinterpretation of the term "successful exit" for one last bit of copium before your shares are cancelled.

>>55554956
Have you ever heard of risk management

>>55555067
Yes. I looked into BBBYQ, determined it was too risky, and decided to go all in on dogshit instead.

>>55555172
Which was diluted by at LEAST 300 million units of dog shits today alone

>>55555198
Still less risky than BBBYQ.

The BBBYmite infestation will be dealt with extreme prejudice. By your insistence that our companies are connected your very existence is a slander against my investment, we are not the same. You are an inferior imitation, built on lies and falsehoods.

>>55555673
marvel is cringe and Thanos dies at the end, don't fud my gme's

>>55555673
What has GME done? Whole lotta nothing.

>>55555806
It hasn't gone bankrupt, for one. And it didn't start out by parasiting off another stock.

>>55555834
What an accomplishment.

>>55555673
I kek you all the same dumbfucks

>>55554806
>Your investment thesis is that Cohen is going to spend billions of dollars of his own money
Yes, for the lulz
> You think spending billions now is a good idea to save potentially (only if you turn billions in profit) a few hundred mil years down the line
Multiple parties pooled together to buy unprofitable Twitter, and now they are giving creator payouts like candy. Why did Icahn put up his entire IEP position for collateral this week? Leverage
> No you don't lol. It's almost all gone already, and the scraps aren't worth billions
Yes we do, BuyBuyBaby is the crown jewel, and RC wants his baby
> Oh in that case it should be simple for you to find a single bed bath and beyond or baby location whose lease wasn't put up for sale
Oh in that case it should be simple for you to find a dog park which doesn't have unclaimed dog turds
> I don't get why you're calling me a retard, you must be confused. To clarify, I didn't purchase any BBBYQ.
I don't get why you're calling me a retard, you must be confused. To clarify, I didn't purchase any dog shit.
> A successful exit doesn't necessarily mean anything for shareholders
Yes it does, or they would've went straight to chapter 7 already
> NOLs are to save tax on potential billions in future profit, for a maximum saving of a few hundred million. It's not worth spending billions now to maybe (if you can profit billions) save a few hundred million
It's totally worth it. Builders can model their ROI project and break even on their investment, while securing ATM funding on a squeeze with an over-shorted float on this unique market opportunity
> Meaning that they'd not only have to pay enough to satisfy creditors, but also dilute their stake in the future business that you think is so amazing by gifting current baggies significant equity
I can't think of another company with a long-term minded rabid fan base, besides GME. You're certainly the only dogshit visionary passionate about canine fecal matter, where is your cult?

>>55555896
BuyBuyBaby has been sold already for 15.5 million dollars. RC didn't want it.

>>55551824
kek dumb fuck BBBaggots

chapter 11 stats
>88% of underlying companies survive
>75% emerge as private
>13% emerge as public trading otc
Companies that survived chapter 11
>marvel (looking at you kVk2Ym2/)
>apple (the apple doesn't fall far from the tree)
>6 flags ($2.7b in debt)
I'll take those odds

>>55552295

>>55553803

>>55555985
Your liquidation company shares are in a separate entity entirely. You remember that 'new company registration' filing you were so proud of before bankruptcy because you thought it was a spinoff? That's what you own.

>>55555911
Ryan said it was trash in as direct a manner as possible without violating non-disparagement agreements, that should have been the end of the story.

>>55555896
>Yes, for the lulz
I don't think he'd find losing billions of dollars funny.
>Multiple parties pooled together to buy unprofitable Twitter
No one was interested in buying unprofitable BBBYQ, which is why it's been stripped for parts.
>Why did Icahn put up his entire IEP position for collateral this week
Because he's putting up collateral for his lenders after a steep drop in IEP share price. This is unrelated to BBBYQ. Him taking a selfie with another guy who's also not involved is not evidence of him saving you.
>BuyBuyBaby is the crown jewel, and RC wants his baby
Then why didn't he put a bid in for it? The IP is sold, alongside most of the leases and inventory. He can't buy baby now even if he wanted to. All is left is scraps, and he's not paying billions for those.
>Oh in that case it should be simple for you to find a dog park which doesn't have unclaimed dog turds
I see you couldn't answer the question. It should be quite simple to do so. I claim that every single lease/deed that BBBYQ had was put up for sale. All you have to do is name a single store that they didn't list for sale to prove me wrong. It should be quite simple to find one example if as you claim they're retaining all the profitable stores. Baby has 137 locations. Find me one that's not listed. Find me one example, or stfu.
>Yes it does, or they would've went straight to chapter 7 already
They go to chapter 11 to try and exhaust all options before going to chapter 7. They're nearly out of assets to sell, so chapter 7 is soon to follow.
>It's totally worth it
Spending billions now, while also giving away equity in the new company, to potentially save millions in the distant future is not remotely worth it.
>where is your cult
I think most of the people who could of been convinced to buy dogshit got into BBBYQ first. Sucks to be them.

>>55551824
Thanks for baking buddy.

>>55556116
>I don't think he'd find losing billions of dollars funny.
No, but I think he'd find short-sellers losing billions of dollars pretty funny
>No one was interested in buying unprofitable BBBYQ, which is why it's been stripped for parts
Sixth Street is obviously interested since they paid off JPMs predatory ABL facility and booted them off. Kek glennie's bondies
>Because he's putting up collateral for his lenders after a steep drop in IEP share price
Wrong, because he's going to show shorties 'something they will never forget'
> Then why didn't he put a bid in for it? The IP is sold, alongside most of the leases and inventory. He can't buy baby now even if he wanted to
No need, when he owns majority of the bonds and is listed as an interested party/creditor on court dockets. Backroom deal is already done
> I see you couldn't answer the question. It should be quite simple to do so. I claim that every single lease/deed that BBBYQ had was put up for sale. All you have to do is name a single store that they didn't list for sale to prove me wrong
Post the address of the house you sold to buy dogshit, or stfu
> They go to chapter 11 to try and exhaust all options before going to chapter 7. They're nearly out of assets to sell, so chapter 7 is soon to follow
Doesn't make sense to pay lawyers and restructuring experts when they could save all that money and go straight to liquidation. But it does make sense to pay them if there is an outcome more profitable than liquidating the company
>Spending billions now, while also giving away equity in the new company, to potentially save millions in the distant future is not remotely worth it.
Yes it's worth it, your bosses are funding the squeeze, not us
> I think most of the people who could of been convinced to buy dogshit got into BBBYQ first
Not really, I still have the chance to buy dogshit but I'm buying more BBBYQ on monday. Seems like you're the only one interested in dog shit

>>55552836
had*

>>55556580
Dogshit has less risk because unlike BBBYQ it will be around this time next year. It has better fundamentals too, higher intrinsic value, PLUS a squeeze is still very much in play. We know for a fact that anon the other day promised to eat a small piece of dogshit (bullish reduction in shids outstanding) and he failed to deliver. He's just a future buyer.

>>55556981
Not really, dog poop decomposes in a few months or another dog will just bury it to dominate and mark their spot. Just like I'm dominating and burying the dogshit posts in this thread

>>55557022
Yeah, retard it's good for dogshit because it keeps the supply low. Unlike BBBY which was printing shares and diluting, dogshit has a stable and healthy float. Dogshit is simply a better investment than BBBYQ and you shills have played yourselves.

>>55557040
>>55553274

kek stupidass dumbfuck BBBaggots

I cant tell who's shilling anymore lmfao.

>>55557327
I don't think anyone is. It's mostly the desperate and hopeful against the gloating and trolling.

This thread has taken over 12 hours to get 35 unique posters and 145 posts. It's hubris and delusion to think that hedge funds and whatever other mysterious force are sending hordes of indians and others to spread FUD in these threads. Or Reddit for that matter.

This is 4chan and many people only come here to shit on others. Same thing with Reddit.

Do whatever the fuck you want with your money, but I hope to shit you don't get all your advice from 4chan, Reddit, and Twitter.

>dogshit poster
>shill hand poster
>guy who does a selfie in front of his bbby everyday
>twitter screenshot posters
>reddit posters
>only link posters
>move along shilly chuck bugs bunny
>.14 cent poster
>the guy who responds to every single post
>50 pbtid (not to be confused with the guy who responds to every single post)
>the weekend bumpers
>baker
>guy who snipes (tries) bakers post to shill a contrarian statement
>sell sir posters
>sneed posters
>"why are you so concerned with our investment?" posters
>vpn posters responding to themselves and then forgetting which vpn poster was their post so they post random babble to other vpn posters post


Who else am I forgetting?

>>55556116
I have to admit, this guy right here is deep in some BBBY. He loves it. Constantly researching it, discussing it, just can't get enough if it. Look at his comments and see how much time he put in this and that's ONLY discussing it here. It doesn't include all the time researching and running all his research by his boss because he has to approve it before he types one word on here (I'm sorry but that shit is funny as hell, the fuck did you tell that story for???).


But I'm guessing he gets straight A's from his "teacher". It's because of his dedication. But for real, why would you keep doing this if you think your boss in a complete piece of shit? Just leave there. How do you keep going in? It has to crush your soul. That feeling of waking up immediately nervous in the morning...and you do it every single day. And I know, blah blah blah, I didn't say any this. Ok bud, whatever you say ;) Don't worry, I'm not bringing up any of the sealed stuff. They know though. And they are desperate. You know that and will only push you harder. But it's doing know good. They know. Good luck

You are all bagholders

ooooh nononono pffffftt AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO NO NONONO AAHAHAHA HA HA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>55557327
You retards even know wha shill means? Lmao

>Bankruptcy thread now has a resident dogshit poster
You okay there, lil' fella?

>>55557581

Look, gonna be real with everyone. I'm struggling with the new FUD script that dropped and anxiety sold half my position on Friday. Everyday, dogs shit more and more and my position is getting more diluted than AMC. I can't capsulate any further. Call me a coward, maybe I am. I'm out on dogshit.

Good luck all.

This gonna take off soon?

>>55558722
It did yesterday. Check the ppshow sun. Everyone is defending u-copy saying his prediction was right to it would MOASS on 7/14

>>55558854
So is it going to keep going up? I don't care about internet celebrities.

>>55553274
>>55557294
>they know as much about dogshit as an investor
>they care so much about us buying dogshit
We are SO going to make it dogshitkings.

>>55557294
Wild dogshit rots away, ensuring no dilution. I keep mine in pristine condition to ensure that it outlasts your dead stock. It's not too hard actually, I just put a sign on it saying BBBYQ, and now even the flies don't want it. The overall supply stays steady, while my stake continues to grow, and so my portfolio continues to outperform yours.
>>55557327
Do you think it's the people who told you to buy a stock that then went down 99%, or the people who laughed at you for buying it?
>>55557581
>top of the list
Makes sense to put me there, since I've got the best performing portfolio itt.
>>55558012
So you're saying that the person itt who understands BBBYQ best decided to buy dogshit instead? Interesting...
>That feeling of waking up immediately nervous in the morning
Why would I be nervous? I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.
>>55558682
FUD. How dare you look for flaws in the investment I suggested to you. Don't you know that even slightly questioning what an anonymous poster tells you to buy is conclusive proof that you're a paid hedge fund shill? Thanks for the buy signal, gonna walk down the dogpark tomorrow and scoop up some more cheapies.

>>55558486
I'm doing great. I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.
>>55559207
This. Why on earth would someone go out of their way to explain why I shouldn't buy dogshit unless it was secretly a great investment? I know some of them say they're just laughing at me, but would it really be that funny if I lost my house because I was convinced that buying dogshit would make me rich? No, that doesn't make sense, they must be shorting it.

>>55551824
stupid fucking BBBaggots KEK

American Airlines and a lot of other major plane transportation companies also went through a Chapter 11 and survived.

>>55559778
Yeah, except air travel is critical to the economy and gets a lot of support from the government. Nobody gives a fuck about an overpriced home goods retailer.

>>55559778
How many assets did they have? How many assets does BBBYQ have left?

>>55560064
king kike sold at $30
the price is now $0.30
refute that
faggot

read this carefully, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE posting here is a complete retard participating in a pyramid scheme

>55560086
It's pretty clear you have no idea what a pyramid scheme even is

>>55560158
okay, please enlighten me with its definition then, oh clever one?

>>55559265
The shills give themselves away, on a weekend no less, kek. I hope they tell their bosses we aren't selling our shitties until they are destitute and imprisoned.

>>55560081
The price of BBBYQ dropping doesn't upset me because I wasn't dumb enough to buy it. I'm all in on dogshit.

>>55560086
Not me, I bought dogshit.

kek dying poor bagroids

>>55560055
>muh air travel is critical
>muh government support
>>55560064
>muh ips
>ignoring 80% success rate chapter 11 cases during covid era

Why did the messiah Ryan (((Cohen))) pull out leaving his followers holding the bag?
Why is the price of the stock lower than it was 30 years ago?
If hedge funds are naked shorting, why are they not penalized?
Who is lending fake shares to the hedge funds?
Who is gonna force the hedgies to buy back shares at inflated prices?
Why don't the hedge funds leverage long and let MOASS start to become giga rich?

>>55560405
>Ignoring that BBBYQ has already sold almost all of its assets

kek weekend shillies

>>55560431
>almost all
so you're saying there's a chance

>>55560555
Why would someone pay several billion for what few leases remain, when the majority already sold didn't go for close to that number?

Back to work shillies! I expect two shills posts every hour on the hour.

kek desperate shillies on suicide watch

>>55560578
What does that have to do with exiting chapter 11 successfully

>>55560669
By successfully exit do you mean what will actually happen (liquidate what they can before moving onto chapter 7) or bagholder fantasies (shareholders getting anything)? For shareholders to get a cent out of bankruptcy, liabilities (several billion dollars worth) must be paid in full. They've already sold the vast majority of their assets, with what little remains having little value, so shareholders get nothing.

>>55560578
They wouldn't you retarded fucking faggot. They would do an equity deal that will make shareholders whole while owning the cheap as fuck debt and forcing a squeeze.

I hope the price doesn't go down next week. That would make me think that chapter 7 is about to happen.

>>55560727
The rules behind NOL's in bankruptcy is that at least 50% of the new equity post restructuring must be owned by creditors/shareholders in the previous company. There is no requirement for shareholders to get a cent, that 50% can be owned by creditors alone. Why would creditors gift baggies free money rather than just keeping the NOL's for themselves?

>>55560774
May I recommend buying some dogshit instead? At least that way you'll still own something after the shares are cancelled.

>>55516048
So, now as part of the CH11 reorganization plan Sixth Street can credit bid to convert their debt to equity. Since there is a good chance that Icahn and/or RC (as I described in this post) or, given Olivia Acuna's connections to both L Catterton and Sixth Street, even Dragonfly could've invested in BBBY via Sixth Street's Direct Lending platform, that equity can be combined with any common equity resulting from the preferred equity / warrants deal and shares issued to Teddy, as part of potential reverse merger. This can result in a change in ownership while preserving the NOLs. Even bondholders who have held their notes for at least 18 months can participate in this deal, pursuant to I.R.C. § 382(l)(5)(E) shown below, but it may disqualify many bondholders who recently bought the corresponding notes in hopes of being made whole and have not held them for at least 18 months :
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/14w3dtb/at_this_stage_nols_are_the_most_valuable_asset/

July 29, 2021: googly eyes tweet, disguised face emoji with baby chair hidden in background
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1420940035042414595

August 13, 2021: First trademark application submitted for "Teddy" by Teddy Holdings LLC (link). The description reads: "TEDDY® trademark registration is intended to cover the category of provision of an online marketplace for buyers and sellers of goods and services."
https://uspto.report/TM/90881318

August 27, 2021: "Time for pillow fights and 60s music"
(bye bye baby is one of the songs of all time, no.1 in canada in 1965)
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1431433651414306825

September 26, 2021: "Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey."
(note that literally nothing happened with GME or anything, leading us to conclude that it's about some undisclosed fundraising or transaction regarding BBBY)
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1442208550600671232

RC bought the bonds 18 months before chapter 11

kek glennies

>>55560917
What a time to be alive

daily reminder that he tweeted with carl
trust the plan
wagmi

>>55560917
>category 2 schizoposting
>attempting to violate the debt waterfall
>ever
seems to be going well at the moment for the credit suissters kek
i eagerly await the 150 lawsuits

37 posts by a shill in a thread for a stock he doesnt own

on a saturday

>>55551824
test

>bobby
>MOASS
>sneeze
>hedgies
>barcoding
>shill
>tits jacked
>crime
>RC
>moon
>end game
>SHF
>Teddy
>GMERICA
>shortys
>Ken Griffin
>smooth brain
>DRS

>>55557581
hex anon? I like him.

>>55561615
>muh NOLs
>muh dockets
>muh dorito
>muh AST
>muh funded debt
>muh unfunded debt
>muh 6th street
>muh interested party
>muh disinterested party
>muh stakeholders vs shareholders debate
>muh CTB
>muh OTC
>muh U-copy
>muh Teddy
>muh Dream on me
>muh Overstock
>muh no share available to borrow
>muh babies r' us
>muh buy sell ratio
>muh german market
>muh pre-market
>muh after hours bid and ask
>muh mainstar


So, how was that 7/14 theory? Anyone gonna keep that bullshit going still? Next year? KEK!

2 more weeks and we are out of ch.11

Right?

>>55561800
It'll happen on July 41st.

BBBY investors will be studied for generations as the single best example of Dunning-kreuger in history.

bbby investors are gonna wagmi

KEK BAGGIES

Just sold, its over baggiebros

>>55562709
obscenely based

If BBBYQ is going to chapter 7 then why isn't it trading below 20 cents?

I'm just not going to sell unless the price goes lower.

It would be magnificent if this could take off this week. I should be allowed one big win in my life, right?

Dogshit anon is NF right? That fat motherfucker is a terrible shill. Hey hedgies your chief shill is so awful i have quadrupled my stack when i otherwise wouldnt have because i can smell the desperation. Please do better.

>>55563331
>thinking i would ever impersonate some two-bit low class petty-shill (even if his shitposting is pretty funny sometimes)
>still won’t say the 9-letter no-no word
>smug-posting at 30 cents
kek baggies

>>55563331
what does NF stand for

>>55563679
go back nigger

>>55563740
Um, sweaty, I can't even with you right now. That was a heckin racism. Who hurt you?

>>55563331
>trying to disparage dogshitkings as NF
They aren't sending their best. We must be close, dogshitchads.

>>55563999
>disparage
you will never be me

>>55564275
I have a make it sack of canine foeces. I don't think about you at all.

>>55564275
>I will never be a baggot bond, share or otherwise
sounds about right

>>55563999
>>55564292
>>55564304
>3 separate IDs to battle chadshill

>>55564311
you keep calling yourself a chad and I keep telling you you can't be a chad if you're a bagholder

>implying only one anon uses the dogshit meme
Its a very popular meme, baggies. Lots of people make fun of you.

>>55563021
Because you idiots keep buying. I predict this will go to $0 .90 before they go chapter 7 and cancel all shares, wiping baggies out. It will happen very fast.

>>55564425
where does all the value go if they cancel the shares? Surely someone pockets those millions of dollars

>>55563331
You sure showed us by wasting all your money kek

>>55564318
>>55564392
>>55564425
>>55564438
>>55564597
>entire thread not even about bed bath & beyond anymore
>just literal shitposting
kek

The dogshit analogy makes bbbyq baggies seethe hard because they actually understand it, and it addresses the extremely retarded cope view of "if anyone makes fun of me then that means it's a good idea because only paid shills would ever make fun of someone". Baggies cannot stop getting BTFO by it.

>>55564425
Buying from who?

>>55564609
>hurr durr I'm such a chad but I can't read
I literally and unironically asked a question about the stock you illiterate fuck

>>55564438
It goes to creditors. Shareholders get whatever is left over, if anything.

>>55564661
word up

>>55563511
Do you ever question your life choices NF? Surely you feel shame at being paid to shill on a mongolian basket weaving forum? Are you a virgin? I think so. I feel sad for you. I sure hope you at least bought some bbbyq so you can escape your sad life. Its not too late for you my friend. Dont give up.

I like coming in here and seeing shills mad at each other.
Kinda feels like a mini-divvy

come on guys, /our guys/ are signalling as much as they can without straight up saying it and breaking confidentiality agreements. i realize that not everyone is as smart and obsessed as i am, it's tricky to remember everything and put the pieces together, but come on... he called himself ryan cohen by day, warren icahn by night. he called short sellers the dumb stormtroopers of the investing galaxy. they have high powered lawyers working on confidentiality agreements and preserving the tax attributes. they used voluntary chapter 11 protection to their advantage by getting out of unwanted lease contracts and selling their intellectual property which they won't need after a rebranding of the company. they said they have a path to a successful exit from chapter 11. the mainstream media suddenly started shilling against the teddy theories because it's inevitable, they can't pretend like nothing is happening. /our guys/ want it to squeeze as much as we do.

>>55565739
>/our guys/ are signalling as much as they can without straight up saying it and breaking confidentiality agreements

>>55564615
The GameStop discord has had many discussion about it, lol. They’re so scared that it’s going to pop up in GME once bbbyq dies. They have a whole playbook ready to respond to it.

kek sunday shillies

>>55566531
Can't wait to see what will be the new GME 2.0 idiot are going to fall for it again sneed

>>55566531
Buying dogshit and BBBYQ are very comparable (though I'd give the edge for long term value to dogshit). GME is still a valuable company, if not still overvalued, but I think a lot of that is hype for the potential of not only a short squeeze but also what they may do with transitioning the business. Not really comparable to dogshit since it's more static, basically unchanged for the last forty thousand years.

>>55551862
I'll start laddering out at 50$, until then it's funnier to watch you sneethe than it would be profitable to sell.

kek desperate weekend baggies

>>55566743
GameStop is a failing brick and mortar video game and Knick knack shop that recently wasted a large amount of money on an NFT marketplace that has since collapsed.

>>55564275
>you will never be me
Of course not. He wasn't retarded enough to buy bonds of a dead company, he bought dogshit instead.

>>55565184
I hope you at least bought some dogshit so you have something to your name after your shares are cancelled.
>>55565739
> /our guys/ are signalling as much as they can without straight up saying it and breaking confidentiality agreements
This. The only rational explanation for Cohens frequent poop tweets is that he must be building a stake in dogshit.
>>55566531
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I can't speak for other dogshit investors, but personally I'm against off topic posting. If someone wants to post about GME, they should do so in the GME thread. If someone wants to post about BBBYQ or dogshit, they should do so here.

>>55566796
Gamestop is a successful retailer in the commercial and online space and has also positioned itself as being a digital marketplace to meet future consumer needs despite currently low volume. BBBYQ will be merged into the same parent company and both stocks will run hard and eventually be the same thing, and all the arguing and manufactured infighting between holders of the respective stocks is largely fake and gay and part of the broader plan to divide and conquer the board and eventually the generals themselves using standard tactics that are easily defended against when people understand COINTELPRO and how to maintain a cohesive and constructive forum in the face of a never-ending wave of gujarati shit and piss.

>>55566957
This. Shills know that Teddy is coming and are afraid of it.
It doesnt matter if you hold BBBYQ or GME or both, we had already won

PLEASE HAPPEN SOON PLEASE PLEASE I'M FUCKING BEGGING HERE PLEASE HAPPEN SOON PLEASE HAPPEN SOON PLEASE JESUS PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLEASE I NEED ONE WIN PLEASE I'M AM ABSOLUTELY BEGGING FOR THIS I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE JUST GIVE ME THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>55566957
What consumer need is there for NFTs?

>>55567003
It's coming, buckle up
>>55567020
NFTs are the future

>>55566957
> how to maintain a cohesive and constructive forum in the face of a never-ending wave of gujarati shit and piss.
How? They are good at their jobs they have their hands in most public conservation I’ve seen and people eat straight out of it

>>55566957
>>55566974
What is left of BBBYQ for Cohen to buy exactly? The IP (including website) is gone, The leases (meaning the warehouses and shops) are almost all sold, the inventory mostly went during the closing down sales. With no name, no website, no stores, no warehouses, little to no inventory, why would he pay billions for whatever scraps are left, which is a prerequisite to shareholders seeing a cent? I know you guys like to talk about NOLs, but shareholders don't have do be retained to keep the benefits, so long as at least 50% of the restructured company goes to the debtholders. There's litterally nothing there for him to buy worth spending billions on, no reason to think he's interested, and no reason to think he'd overpay by billions just to give the same shareholders he dumped his stake on a free gift. Why would Cohen waste billions in such a way, when there's far more rational ways in which he could spend the same money (such as by buying up dogshit instead)?

>>55567020
Being able to transfer ownership of digital or physical items in a manner that both allows and encourages the end user to realize and take profit on the sale of or pay for and have ownership of in-game and real world items is going to be very lucrative. Especially if it's all easily auditable and traceable, which it will be and is, meaning fraud and money laundering and criminal activity will be difficult enough it's just not worth attempting and those are the biggest barriers to having a trading system in any game or letting people make money on things they find and then sell in a p2p fashion (without having to jump through a bunch of hoops like cashing out after selling csgo skins).

In more tangible terms that can't be handwaived, there's already several companies doing house titles as nft's which makes title theft literally impossible. But please do keep thinking it's just a nothingburger fad like Bernanke thought the internet would be, or maybe tell your bosses another multi billion dollar astroturfing campaign to get retarded celebrities to wash sale monkey pictures amongst themselves to launder their money before crashing the prices to nothing would be a good idea.

>>55567095
Buy buy baby, which would still make bbbyq rip before the necessary equity issuance of the new parent company to existing shareholders (with or without a cash offering in addition). But you knew this, and you're already balls deep in dogshit like any good degenerate /r/wsb mod would be so maybe you can change the sub motto by editing the css again for a laugh.

>>55567172
>Buy buy baby
The name is sold. The website is sold. The vast majority of the leases are sold (meaning no stores or warehouses). Most of the inventory was sold at a steep discount during closing down sales. What is actually left of Baby to sell, and why the fuck would Cohen spend billions on it rather than making a more sensible investment (such as dogshit)? If he wanted Baby, he'd have put in a bid at the auction, but now there's not even anything left for him to buy. Please explain to me exactly what it is that you think Cohen will be buying?
>necessary equity issuance of the new parent company to existing shareholders
Shareholders get nothing unless liabilities are paid off in full, which would take billions. There are not anywhere close to enough assets left in the company to sell for this amount. Retaining shareholders is also unnecessary to retain NOLs, just so long as a restructured company gives at least 50% of its equity to creditors.

>>55567246
>41 pbtID
How many hours of your life have you spent on bbby? Is there anything else you spend hours researching and posting about or do you just really hate towel stores?

>>55567020
NFTs are a distributed ledger technology, monkey jpeg NFTs are proof of concept. It'd be like people thinking databases are a useless class of technology because someone demo'd the idea by creating a database full of links to pictures of monkeys on them. NFTs are not assets the same way a database entry isn't an asset, just because you keep a record of an asset on a database does not make the database entry itself a valuable commodity. The technology itself is useful because keeping accurate records of things is a valuable service.

>>55567282
> Is there anything else you spend hours researching and posting about

my sources say its dogshit, filth attracts filth

>>55567246
You don't get it, and you of anyone are the last person I'd explain it to, so I guess just go ahead and call me a retard and keep talking about how balls deep in dogshit you are. It'll just make it funnier when you figure it out.

>>55567282
He just really likes dogshit

kek desperate Sunday bondies. kek bondies.

>>55567523

>>55567282
I don't really care about BBBYQ, I'm just really into dogshit. If people didn't keep confusing the two, I wouldn't have to post here.
>>55567402
It's a really simple question, and yet not one bbbyaggie can answer it. With the leases (meaning stores and warehouses) gone, the IP (meaning name and website) gone, and most of the inventory gone, what exactly is left for Cohen to buy, and why would he spend billions on it? Unless your investment thesis is that he's going to gift you billions for no reason, you need to come up with something of value that the company has left to sell. Did a dog take a shit in one of their stores or something, because I can't think of anything else of value that the company hasn't sold already?

>>55567530
I accept your concession

>>55567523
>Couldn't think of an answer to the question so he made a meme instead
What assets are left to sell, and why would Cohen spend billions on them?

Remember when the stock got delisted and shills said they're leaving to shill in /gme/ and now BBBYQ is up 600% and /gme/ thread is dead and they're back in here shilling all week and all weekend? kek bondies.

kek assblasted shillies. kek bondies.

>>55567523
IMPOSSIBLY BASED OC
Seethies literally on suicide watch

>>55567748
I accept his concession. bbbyq chads stay winning.

>>55567563
>Unless your investment thesis is that he's going to gift you billions for no reason, you need to come up with something of value that the company has left to sell.
All in on dogshit and you can't entertain a single reason why he would do this? All that math in your head and you can't think of any idea why him operating like that would be beneficial to his future investments?

shills literally silent. I accept their concession.

shills so ASSBLASTED by my OC they literally went back to command center for further intructions. kek assblasted shills. lmao

>>55567857

>>55567868
based

they spent all weekend shilling and got destroyed by a SINGLE meme. fucking kek. have a comfy sunday /bbbyq/ chads. kek bondies.

>>55567857
Half of them are at the shitting street and the other half are dilating and the other half are pissed off an bunch of retards are better investors/traders than ALL of Wallstreet. We are literally ALL going to wagmi.

>>55567945
>Half of them are at the shitting street
based sonichu anon

>>55567945
The shills of shitting street starring Ranjeesh DeCrapio

KEK STUPID ASS BBBAGGOIDS

>>55568020
I accept your concession

>>55567805
No, I can't think of a single reason why gifting billions of dollars of his own money to baggies he previously dumped his stake on to buy nothing (no assets left for BBBYQ to sell) for no reason would make good sense. I think it would be more logical for him to buy billions of dollars worth of dogshit instead.
>>55567857
You didn't have an answer to my question so you made a meme. I repeated the question and you failed to answer it again. Strange, it would seem that if you had a well thought out investment thesis you could actually explain what's left of the company for Cohen to buy (and why he'd spend billions on scraps instead of buying the whole shebang as a going concern for millions). Your avoidance of a simple question is a concession that you can't answer it, and that it would make more sense for Cohen to buy dogshit instead.
>>55567927
You spent your weekend shilling a dead company, and still can't explain what's left of the company for Cohen to buy, or why he'd spend billions on worthless scraps instead of dogshit.

>>55568144
concession accepted

>>55567523
fuckin wagmi hedgecunts can’t compete

>>55568238
thank you WAGMI anon. shills can't meme.

>>55568212
>provides nothing for anyone to concede to
>starts schizophrenically accepting imaginary concessions
what $30 to $0.30 does to a nigga

>>55568144
On top of the GME I've been buying, anything I make from this is getting dumped into GME and I'm up almost 2k on bbbyq

>>55568212
Still can't answer a simple question? That's ok, your concession is accepted.
>>55568266
>anything I make from this is getting dumped into GME
>anything I make from this
If you're holding till the results of the bankruptcy are finalized, you're holding to zero.
>and I'm up almost 2k on bbbyq
You're up 2k if you sell now (and are being truthful). If you're holding until the bankruptcy proceedings are over, you'll lose every cent you put in. I'd recommend switching your investment in BBBYQ to dogshit, that way you'll still have something to your name after your shares are cancelled.

kek concession accepters

>>55554673
Good god you're so retarded. Giga baggie

Concessioned
>>55568240
>>55568240
>>55568240

Nothing makes me feel more comfy about my investment than literal seethies DESPERATE to fud my investment. I think we're about to have a big week coming up.

Hopefully everyone's BBQs are stocked!

mfw moass

>>55568501
kek weekend shillfaggies

>>55568572
This. I can't think of a single reason why people would laugh at me for buying dogshit. They must be shorting it.

>>55567172
>BuyBuyBaby
Anon-kun, I...

>>55568634
>46pbtid
TOP KEK

>>55568739
>-86%ytd
TOP KEK

Seethies, not like this....

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/150zvaz/court_document_revealing/

>>55568905
Why did you label this picture of Pikachu as Sonichu? Lurk more newfag.

>>55568905
What's he acquiring?

>>55568905

That means RC is a bondchad

>>55568905
>BUT COHEN SOLD AND ISN'T INVOLVED
>Cohen still being involved is actually bad for the company
>You should sell now before he ruins everything
>WHY WON'T YOU SELL

The only thing that would convince me to sell is if the price went down. If the price goes up I'm just not going to sell.

>>55569880
kek bondies