/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kek is moving to the first truly decentralized 4chan alternative to unleash his full power without filthy admins restraining it https://plebchan.eth.limo/#/p/plebtoken.eth

>>55566769
In 2021, a series of threads about The Graph threw up recurring 99s/999s. This led some /biz/raelis to conclude that GRT is Kek's chosen coin.

>>55566787
So did LINK ICPiss! Kindly fuck off Khrisna and >>55566781 Singh Sirs this is serious thread.

He’s a chaos deity that responds to things that are sardonic. Any thing he gives you will usually come back to bite you on the ass. Want Trump to win? Well he does, but he never builds a wall, your opposition gets stronger, and then you find yourself here. Want to get a gf? You do, but you discover that wasn’t really your problem, your problem is you’re extremely online and a bit of an autist, and now you have this nagging bitch you can’t really get rid of and the only reason you don’t outwardly kick her out of your life is the cope “free pussy feels better than my hand”.

Kek smiles upon us, because /our/ autistic antics he finds amusing, but he isn’t a pray and get whatever you want god.

Go ask Moloch for financial advice, or better yet just go to church and stop doing this shit. Your life will improve.

>>55566801
>he thinks i'm a jeet
missoor

>>55566820
KEK and EL (the highest of the semitic gods EL/Saturn) share the same Gematria value of 25 indicating that it is the same entity.
you are summoning KEK you are basically asking EL for help. Its Saturn worship.

and Kek/EL is very very powerful, his doings dont always result in pure chaos.
I think it depends on the Person and who you are and what you actually want from him and how you make your request known.
for example if you promise to do whatever he demands and become his servant in the Material world then do it when the time comes, then he will give you what you want with no negativity attached. Sometimes he gives you what you want without asking for anything in return.

>>55566970
Here’s the thing, bargaining with these entities for financial gain is seen to them as petty. They will gladly give you the means, knowledge, etc to manifest the reality you want, but asking “Yo kek, make me rich. Tell me the shitcoin to buy. I have my little statue on my PC and killed some flies for you.” Is probably pretty disrespectful.

But fuck it, this one is for free.

Pepe, Shiba, Elon.

>>55566769
Rolling

>>55566970
>Saturn = EL
>Saturn = KEK
>Saturn = Chaos
>t. mythlet

>>55566820
>Any thing he gives you will usually come back to bite you in the ass
I don't blame Kek for that.
>Kek gave people what they wanted
>People took it for granted, betrayed Kek, reverted back to their old God
Kek giveth and Kek taketh away. The gift is cursed.
>>55566970
So the plan is:
Light six therapeutic candles.
Behead six flies.
Pray to Kek for six minutes.
Open prepped laptop, start random picker app to pick the answers for:
Buy or sell? Two options
Which one? Pick one out of the list (top 500 tickers by marketcap)
How long? Three options (Short, medium, long) or by fixed duration (Week, Month, Quarter)
Will this work?

>Le kek posting in current year
Shadilay fellow kekerinos, the welfare office is over there. Checkem

Kek tells you to buy bitcoin

>>55567323
Where are you going to find the six flies?
I was thinking of random number picking 1-500 and putting $350 into whatever coin come up, but not sure if that would be Kek-approved.

>>55567425
Kek why does it have to be $350? It doesn't have to be flies, maybe substitute it with worms or ants (frogs eat those) if you couldn't find six flies.

>>55567075
>>55567323
it only really works through meditation and truly wanting to serve this entity. Rituals mean nothing if you dont truly want it.
if you do it right he will show you signs in real life so you will know what you have to do.
thats usually known around here as "Meme Magic" but this type of Meme Magic is way more personal.
the signs can take all kinds of forms but are impossible to miss for you. you will know and feel it when you see it.

watch out tho, hes a trickster and if you try to fool him he will fool you and he can easily destroy you. this is no joke. be careful.

>>55566769
When you done summoning him you get your ass up and get into good trade zones which the likes of tokenmetrics brings to my attention via its grading system which I'm subscribed to the free basic plan, planning to sub to the advanced to though.

>>55567572
>Kek why does it have to be $350?
Are you laughing, or starting the ritual?