/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55556421
Phimosis is a problem with the penis. I don’t know the details. Could you fill me in?

GM based kings

Care for some wine anon? Why not, you paid for it

>>55556421
insider here, this time no bucket band, opener will be Buckethead himself. he will play his most autistic robotic riff and link will go straight to 1keoy in a single 30 seconds candle

Has there ever been a more entitled and pathetic holders than late LINK buyers? Never seen anything like this, completely unhinged. Why don't they just sell and move on with their lives? Can't imagine a more sad existence.

I wouldn't go to smartcon unless you want to get murdered by a seething baggie blaming everyone around him for his poor investment decision. There's nothing at smartcon worth dying for, just stay home

>>55556436
What's the plan here? Trying to bait AIs?
Also I wouldn't know, my dipshit dad had me circumsized because 'it's cleaner'.
Translation: his dad mutilated him so he thought he'd prank his sons too.

>>55556579
It's very strange. I say this as someone who understands and used to be pretty pissed off about how things panned out with Chainlink. But holy shit at some point you need to move on with your life. That Thomas faggot has completely fried his coom addicted brain I guess, no helping him.

>>55556579
The thread is about attending smartcon. Save this gay rant for your therapist

>>55556695
>calls a random guy on the internet strange
>on his own time has gone through said random guys internet history to dig up his history with porn

>considers his internet sleuthing a “win” because said guy does twitter posts against his cult

Hahaaha you ever stop and think “hey what am I doing here” lmfao

>>55556421
This is so fucking based god damn
Imagine how hard Sergey sweats thinking about some deranged linkie slapping the fuck out of him at smartcon
The longer the delusion the harder the anger when they snap out of it - and linkies are pretty god damn delusional and have been that way for a long time
Every single pump is destroyed by the fuckers dumping on their bagholders. Every. Single. One.

>>55556814
Thomas?

>>55556814
AAAAAHHHHH it was actually Thomas! lmfao fucking hell

>>55556421
Where's that smug suspender wearing faggot Coffeezilla on this

Unironically would be great to see him do a piece on CL as much as I loathe him

GM based kings

>>55556855
Gm sir

>>55556814
>Hahaaha you ever stop and think “hey what am I doing here” lmfao
going from a porn addiction to obsessively fudding chainlink, that's probably something you should be asking yourself

>>55556814
>random guy on the internet dedicates his entire existence to fudding link
>he’s too stupid to obscure his profile in a way that won’t reveal his actual identity
>someone invested in link digs up dirt on this retard who left it all in the open anyway
Yeah i’m thinking you’re just retarded

>>55558585
>mommy I did my heckin internet research on le fudddddderz!!!

You know how I know youre gay. Fag

>>55559161
>research
More like a google search of the username
Lmao you retard. You’re so retarded. Just kys

>>55556781
>>55556814
>>55559161
holy shit its thomas hahahahhaha

>>55559196
Negative buddy. I know its hard to fathom, the internet is more than one person.

On another note, gonna be great watching your boy barrett get rocked. Rule #1 of scamming people, dont rub it in their face

>>55559178
Yes you google search, find the profile, and then went digging into post history. Literally the definition of research. You cucks aint the brightest

>>55559161
Wait, dude poster is Thomas? Who would've thunk it

>>55559215
haha ok thomas

>>55558585
>>55559161
when i found out and shared that you're a retarded and depressed chronic masturbator shut-in with suicidal tendencies, it was absolutely hilarious and it will never stop being so
you're a perfect example of how retarded and depraved the average fudcuck / wannabe biz pysop chimp is
i wouldn't change you even if i could - because i'm going to own an nft of the livestreamed clip of your suicide after the singularity and i'll probably sell it for a decent chunk of money one day

GM based kings

>>55559222
Look at this cuck flailing in the water. Did you have the same reaction when your mom found your porn history?

> get out of my room mom!
>internet friends are real friends too mom!!

>>55556457

>>55556421
>LUNA
>FTX
>CELSIUS
>(you are here)
>other stuff
>CHAINLINK

>>55559222
Hahahahah kys thomas. Nice digits though

>>55559609
Is that that Rory nigga? I can't tell.

>>55559215
It would be cool if one of these chainlink dudes responded to one of these whining posters by just saying "kek baggies"