/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gold looking for a pull back soon

Monday is gonna make 1929 look like a joke

>>55554888
i sure hope so because im ready to go all in on some leveraged etfs and get tech megacap companies at half off sales

Do you bobo faggots ever get tired of losing?

>>55554922
we only have to be right once

TLTW>TMF

technically up on the week but I still feel like somebody kicked down my door and had their way with my butthole
fucking hell

the market is crabbing
and i'm getting sweaty
if i call my broker
i'll spill my spaghetti

Fuck you all, TMC has massive upside. Im holding for as long as it takes.
>DREDGE THE OCEAN
>DREDGE THE OCEAN
>DREDGE THE OCEAN
>DREDGE THE OCEAN
>DREDGE THE OCEAN
>DREDGE THE OCEAN

>>55554957
i made a quick 80% shorting your scam company this week piggy

>>55554966
gimme my money back fuck face

>>55554936
Oil bros are back.

Do you bother with dividend ETFs?

unironic tips for dealing with depression? not suicidal or dangerous just extremely unhappy
>lost 7% of most of my $80k in RSUs today because the earning of ANOTHER company in a related sector downgraded its reports
>my team is doing poorly for unrelated reasons, may get laid off soon
>still in the red on $20k in market ETFs because i magically bought them at the absolute highest times even in the last 3 years when they have mostly just gone up slowly
>earn $120k/yr but can only get a mortgage of $350k at current rates (7%). average bottom of the barrel condo price is $600k
>zero friends, zero satisfaction in my life, i lost my way a long time ago and im just completely checked out

>>55555006
I have had enough of being on the cream team, let's get some real fucking gains

>>55554931
>he's betting against the Biden bullrun
You're going to lose everything.

>>55554712
>>55554712
It's time to start up the family business again. I'll join your soxl cult.

I'm thinking about selling the shit I bought when I didn't know what I was doing. When is it reasonable to sell at a loss?

>>55555023
Some of them are better than others. Most of my portfolio is in them and it's really hit or miss.

>>55554888
a bear market is impossible when everything is over the 50 day moving average. There will be no massive sell off.

Drug farmers in Colombian btfo. Coca leaf price is down 70% almost.

>>55555138
>When is it reasonable to sell
When you wouldn't buy it for that price today

>>55554837
MRO BROS
WHAT HAPPENED
I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK

What's an easy trend system that you like? It doesn't have to be exact or work, but I like to see new ideas.

You guys remember UUUU?

>>55554873
Wrong. On monday it's going to fly high as fuck.

>>55555031

>>55555031
>average bottom of the barrel condo price is $600k
well the first step is not to live in Calif*rnia

>The term ‘security' means any note, stock, treasury stock, security future, security-based swap, bond, debenture, evidence of indebtedness, certificate of interest or participation in any profit-sharing agreement, collateral-trust certificate, preorganization certificate or subscription, transferable share, investment contract, voting-trust certificate, certificate of deposit for a security, fractional undivided interest in oil, gas, or other mineral rights, any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege on any security, certificate of deposit, or group or index of securities (including any interest therein or based on the value thereof), or any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege entered into on a national securities exchange relating to foreign currency, or, in general, any interest or instrument commonly known as a ‘security’, or any certificate of interest or participation in, temporary or interim certificate for, receipt for, guarantee of, or warrant or right to subscribe to or purchase, any of the foregoing.

>>55554837
>tqqq crabbed all day
What the fuck you fags. I got out of sqqq only for it to go up. Never listen to biz.

>>55555157
What if these stocks have been going down the toilet as long as I've owned them and show no signs of ever recovering? I'm literally talking 20% losses

if >>55555555 is a stock, im dumping everything I have into it. simple as

Holy fuck the CEO of the company we clean for spent an absolute fuckton of money redoing the executive suite to make it look "contemporary" and this is the end result. Meanwhile the company itself is desperately short staffed and they won't shell out the money to hire more help. The absolute state of cubicle cucks.

>>55555279
looks cheap. rich people and having no taste whatsoever, name a better duo

>>55555279
Clean it up, janny.

>>55555268
>555 in ID
Absolutely portentious.

>>55555031
Oh yeah. and regarding the rest of your post. if your job is your whole life and it's going poorly then yeah your gonna feel bad. So it may be time to consider another company, OR internal transfer if it's just a shit team. The meme zoomer advice is sEe A sHrInK but first. Try to find something you like to do and do that. If that doesn't work then yeah maybe see a shrink but you gotta try the obvious stuff first it's like turning the computer on and off before you call tech support.

By the way, switching jobs could maybe help with friends too since if you're the new guy presumably you could meet some folks. I'm personally not a big fan of making friendships too dependent on work but at a big enough company you'd meet folks outside your department i.e. people who wouldn't be pissed off if for whatever reason your job performance (real or perceived) took a turn for the worse.

>>55555279
Yeah those shelves/cabinets are hella outta place.

>>55554837
JPM is going to moon next week, earnings were stellar

>>55555279
>dabbing on wagies with IKEA-tier furniture
based CEO

>>55555385
That'd never fly at Walmart, we have to use generic, compliant furniture

Why does alphabet (google) feel like the biggest letdown of the big tech companies? They are pure software company with the greatest momentum but just lost gas at some point. They pulled in the best talent and just fucked up. Meanwhile we have meta pumping up that just spams dumb social media platforms competing with elon musks resurrecting twitter which was just a dumb luck money printer for dorsey. Shit we had chromebooks and the netbook era that was cool/practical to some degree and google is just boring town now. Then you have Apple that just spams their patents for fashion products when the ipod was their last well thought out project but apple just keeps printing money and going up anyways. Google is just ass from both a tech nerd perspective or an investor perspective. Hell even boring microsoft can just say AI or broker a deal with some software company to buy them out and make investors happy, not to forget to mention wall street obsessing about them ever since covid ended.

>>55555313
If your job is your whole life then you're a fucking loser

I decided to change careers and re-enrolled in university in a Computer Data Science program last year. A mid-level job I applied to (Data Engineer) wants to know if I'm still in the job market. This is it, this is what I wanted. I am the desired worker.

How much are you heterosexuals making with your dividend stock?

Russia will win.

>>55555433
bout tree fiddy percent

>>55555414
or you've got a real career and not just wagie daycare

>>55555448
ROLL AGAIN

>>55555412
Goog has always been shit, they just buy successful companies like youtube.

>>55555448
WE WILL DO IT

>>55555448
YES

>>55555448
I BELIEVE THIS

>>55555031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncyi9kRZGe0&list=PLbQWKzBrtDU1xksbirexXcT0jX5uhqXfy&index=4
Unironically? Drink keffir and/or other fermented foods. Diet's not a magic cure or a definite cause but my lows and highs have been higher since i started including food that promotes healthier gut and trying to eliminate shit that is proven to have a negative impact on mental health. It's something tangible i can do that is solely for my benefit that nobody can take away from me and has no relation to circumstance. Been more help than zombie meds anyway.
I've found it easier to avoid focusing overmuch on life's difficulties which has been my main issue. Can't improove if i'm only looking at the negatives beyond my control. Perspective has been key for me. Not to say that i'm always looking for the silver lining and with rose tinted glasses. Sometimes there's none and the best i can do is not think about those negatives unless it's when trying gain clarity on how to eliminate them or until i actually need to engage with the things i cannot avoid and get them over with.

>>55555448
DIGITS CONFIRM

>>55555412
Thats what happens with groupthink. No more creativity, no more innovation, just an endless line of derivatives.
Not to mention the hardware plateau

Soon

Serious question: Are railroad stocks still good investments?

Global financial crisis begins Wednesday, September 13, 2023

We must take the digits, for /smg/

Oh well, I tried
I'm just not cut out for this world I guess

>>55555448
2 more dimensions

>>55555414
well how do you not be a loser

>>55555550
>>55555555
Checking

>>55555618
that looks painful anon. You should probably stop.

>>55555458
>It's.... it's... not just a job! It's a real career
Peak wagie cope mindset, I climbed a mountain last week and it was more fulfilling day then and entire lifetimes worth of waging.

anybody have recommendations on comfortable living room seating for a tiny apartment? Should I get a memory foam bean bag chair? sitting in a computer chair at work and at home isn't doing it for me.

>>55555632
Obtaining peak physical fitness

What's a zero commission brokerage that gives me a real API so I can trade with a bot and not have them ban me for putting in too many orders a day?

>>55555767
>>>>55555555

>>55555385
>just fuck my shit up: CEO edition

i feel like this chart is saying a lot. i feel like we can learn from this chart, and i feel that this point in time will be a good moment to reflect upon in the future.

>>55555891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niXNQ5dEcEA
sorry for double posting but i feel like i needed 2 images to express my whole feelings on the matter.

>>55555767
holy based, you beat them at their own game and they shut you down kek

imagine caring about stocks when they haven't significantly risen in three years. THREE. YEARS.

>>55555912
Learn to play volatility dumbass. Also you could’ve 2x your money simply buying the bottom on a dozen or so mega caps (NFLX, TSLA, NVDA, META for example)

>>55555936
jewish tactics

>>55555912
last three years haven't been as bad as you are making them out to be

>>55555912
>>55555949
Did you buy bitcoin at 15K?
If yes, stfu
If no, stfu

>>55555168
Buy TMF on rate spikes, sell next morning, gamble on SOXL and TQQQ

>>55555293
really good comment. i see you. keep it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-T7UHH6HPc

bank bros,,,,, we got too cocky my options got heemed

>>55556036
The bank I work for got robbed today.
Big sign.
I only bought WAL and sold it yesterday at 40. Made good profit.

Berkshire sure does have major holdings in a lot of duds. Bank of America, Kraft-Heinz, Occidental Petroleum. What were they thinking?

Umm, *ting* *ting* *ting* excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make!

You sold everything right anon?

>>55555448
not a chance Ivan

>>55556052
I dunno maybe the fact he's raking in 400 million a year alone from the KO stake has something to do with it. Consider that for a sec. 400 million a year. From just one stock.

>>55555031
>unironic tips for dealing with depression?

Set some goals or improvement and work towards it.

get sunlight in the morning. Not through a window but actually on your skin and in your eyes. Go to bed at a reasonable time. Start exercising. Riding bike, running, lifting. something. and eat healthier.

https://youtu.be/9QzHEhAiTTM

>>55555448
>>55556092
remember when we all used to be friends? i miss us like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A

>>55554933

I bought AES at 22 last year. Staying at 21 now. I should have sold at 29.
I hate life.

>>55556119
Solid advice, having a goal and mini goals on the way to that is a major life changed weather. Apply it to literally anything and you’ll get accomplishment in seeing growth, also go jogging/walking more and helps the mind

>>55555448
Never in doubt

>what if I told you we were in the middle of a massive macro handle pattern

>>55555709
Why. There's nothing else left

>>55556261
the cup hasn't even been completed

>Make great gains Mon-Thu
>Lose all I profited on Friday to a gay nigger COIN play
>Stop loss was literally the low of the day
How to stop getting fucked over by bad stop losses?

>>55556407
I wrote a poem about that once

>>55556385
So you don’t expect this controlled selling algo to be a significant pull back right after reaching the high of 2022?

>>55556261
Dude where's my handle?

>>55556028
Ever see the concert where the bassist for Chic had pneumonia and died right after it?
https://youtu.be/rvFV0oFzEKg?t=3600

What great traders mean when the say don't try to predict the market is stop trying to anticipate imminent changes in direction or conditions of the market. If the market is going down don't try to predict the bottom or buy the dip "cuz it looks cheap" just to get your wig split. If it's going up, buy in and hold until AFTER conditions change. Don't try to be a hero looking at the chart from across the room picking tops. You're going to get it wrong most of the time and look like a retard sitting on cash while everybody else's account is making new highs daily
>current market status: up up and more up

>>55556445
In this clown market?
No.
Probably not.
Could go through like a hot knife through butter...
But IDK. The indices have become so ridiculous that I don't even apply any sort of TA at the moment.

>See NVDIA doing well
>Put in a sell order
>Gets within a dollar of my number
>Spends the rest of the day falling

I'm peeved

>>55555448
win more niggers and aids, yes

>>55556520
You're fucking stupid, it's been "doing well" for 3 months now, and way overdue for a correction.

>>55556462
sauce?

>>55556082
No, I bought even more BOIL.

>>55556082
still holding JPM 157.5C's for next week we WILL get our pump JPM chads

>futures
https://youtu.be/ZRfhSs4Unyk

>>55556544
Well yeah that's why I tried to put a sell order in today. It crabbed then went up a bit before tanking and I tried to sell off in the bump up. I just underestimated how long the growth would last before it dropped.

>>55556718
i love the original, I listen to it whenever my calls start pumpin

small caps and financials looks bearish af for next week.

>>55556761
This happens all the time... everything will be green by next week and continue pumping
>>55556736
Yeah, the original is good. I think it's on the ASOT 2009 anthology, which is one of my favorite years.

>>55556761
I think the banking crisis was overblown bobohopoum like evergrande, JPM was supposed to report 200+ billion in losses according to bobos but instead they had their best quarter ever. Today's mild dump was CITI's fault for being trash.
>>55556767
Yeah that's where I heard it first, i like this live version especially when the keyboard guy comes out midway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot4HTMLIx6E

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>55554708 #
Check money stock computer anon, m2 3-5x every decade, Shorting the Shitcoin is the easiest safest trade you can make

I got heemed on JBLU. I thought it might pump on DAL earnings. Fml

how come so many bears in here? makes me think we pump soon. I haven't finished accumulating my 50% Disney 50% AMD portfolio

>>55556841
When markets pump, bears leave. When they dump, the bulls are quiet.

>>55556841
Aside from my personal hatred for trannies and race swapping, DIS is blowing it big time. Why do you think it’s going to go up when it’s already overvalued?

>>55556778
I think I'll put on 2009 right now while I work my way through this backlog of 70 business and finance articles... Most of them are out of date, but whatever, I want to read them.
I'm tempted to get the CD out and listen with speakers, but my fucking air conditioner is to loud

>>55556867
buy low sell high. remove political bias from financial decisions. cap ex going down. low expectations. fire everyone

What is the max amount of leverage you have taken in a trade?

>>55556868
I only own one physical CD now and its Wired - Hyper because I wanted Junkie XL's Infusion remix in FLAC and no one had it uploaded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgaXvP5C2ps

>>55556889
>buy low sell high
a lot more money has been lost attempting this than just buying high and selling higher

>>55555519
those are powerful and true words of wisdom bruce. gone too soon, RIP to a real one.

>>55556927
Buy high, get dumped on.

All trading revolves around 2 methods:
>Buy low value, sell high
>Buy momentum

Neither is necessarily wrong. The former is harder for noobs if they don't know what they're looking for, but the returns are far greater. .

>>55556904

Alright you gays.

Post your total investment amounts and when you started and what they are

>>55556904
OTM options on leveraged 3xs ETFs

>>55556978
$150,000. $150,000.

>>55556927
i dont do that childish trading shit i accumulate and hold. smg made fun of me for months when i kept buying oil during the pandemic

>>55556978
I'm not entirely sure what exactly you're asking for...
But in terms of total investment, including portfolio, mutual funds, company stock as compensation, and retirement accounts...
Started in 2009
Total invested: $353,615.87
Current value: $470,531.31
Total return: 35.32%
Monthly IRR: 6.93%
Damn... I wish I wouldn't have looked at this. Those numbers aren't that impressive

>>55556966
>>Buy low value, sell high
>>Buy momentum
>
>Neither is necessarily wrong. The former is harder for noobs if they don't know what they're looking for, but the returns are far greater. .
The momentum factor is far more robust than value. Even Fama has commented on how persistent the momentum "anomoly" has been throughout all historical market cycles. Momentum traders on the whole have vastly outperformed value traders. Value can work long term for extremely talented and disciplined traders like Buffett but even the Great One himself has suffered multiple >50% drawdowns and underperformed the market for decades. The vast majority of traders will puke at the worst time during a value drawdown and lose all the gains they've accumulated for years. Momentum and trend traders don't have that problem. If your max drawdown exceeds twice your average yearly returns your strategy sucks and that includes basically all value traders.
>Buy high, get dumped on
Expectancy of buying on upward momentum is exponentially higher than the expectancy of buying a falling knife just to get cut to ribbons. The problem with buying the dip aka "value" is no matter how low it goes the trade just gets better and better. Works until it doesn't

>>55557013
:(

I’ve been feeling pretty ballsy lately guys.

I might jump into penny stocks and lose money

>>55557041
There's always AITX. They have a publicly stated dilution plan to fund their business (which is normalcy.) But yeah they're pretty much guaranteed to have that headwind and they already have 0 market cap.

bond yields say we have 6-9 months left until the (((event))) and then 2-3 years until it clears

prove me wrong

>>55556477
no. that's sad. the best ones always die tragically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7Tu5UlrhE

Screenshot of the forsaken >55555555 ?

>>55556712
Based. Going to buy some calls on monday

>>55556889
Anon. Disne+ is what is killing the mouse rn. If they don't get rid of Disney+ than I'm not buying the stock

>>55557249
Netflix hasn't killed Netflix so why do you think Disney+ will kill Disney?

>>55557192
how long has it been 6-9 months?
half a year?
a year?
longer?

>>55556978
$12,000 initial $23400 currently. In my trading account. I have retirement funds that just DCA that I never look at. I lost $400 the last 2 days trading though. I’m seriously blowing it right now.

Oh shit, I scared myself for a minute. I was wondering where all of my money went, then I remembered I put like $2500 into my savings account

>>55557272
Because Netflix is one of the only 2 profitable streaming services

Is it even worth it to dabble in dividend stocks? I’m 27 already have a 401k and an 10k in the emergency savings, is it a waste of time?

>>55554837
My only positions are JPM and physical silver.
50:50

>>55557319
Just dca VOO, VTI, VT, or QQQ. If you really like dividends, dca SCHD. You’ll underperform in bullruns, but you’ll crab nicely in bear markets. Just turn on drip and don’t pay attention to it until you’re ready to quit.

>>55557343
Ngl, you’ll underperform, but that’s still kinda based. Do your thing, anon.

>>55557350
Good luck to you, too. Fren.

Fucking christ nighttime in tecumseh is turning into a zoo. This is the second time i've been at the gas station during the act of a shoplifter getting caught. Both times it was some zoomers trying to steal fireball. Look if you're going to steal, don't be a little faggot if you get caught.

>>55557240
get some SCHW calls too while you're at it, we're going to have a wonderful week.

hey i've been afk for a few days, what happened did bobo get whoppenheimered (tm) yet?

>>55557425
The bobos won't go away or stop seething and I don't know where they keep getting their money from. Probably a bunch of left behind losers sitting in cash while the market leaves them behind. If I had a dollar for every time someone posted "this is a top signal"

>>55557343
paranoid, delusional, emotional and vindictive trading. the best minds of our generation are right here boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g

>>55557425
the bears are just waking up

also when will millennial chads be issued our harems of zoomettes?

>>55557486
when AQB has built it's production plant

>>55557534
cool so i'll be sniffing double the fish

So what happened?
Why did BTC and everything else Bart down today?

>>55557609
Because it was up yesterday

>>55556978
Started one month ago put 15000 all in on Amazon. Briefly took it out and invested in Rivian like a fucking retard, but quickly went back to Amazon. Currently at 15560

>>55557609

>>55557671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HczYE6eWHR8

>>55557279
The 2/10 yr inverted all the way back in Jun 2022 so just over a year ago. What ever it is supposedly predicting should happen soon

About to slurp the dip on monday. What should I buy?

>>55557346
Ya and with all your free time you can spend sucking cocks as well

bought 100 shares of SVOL today

I love anime girls so much it's unreal. This is financial advice.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KS4brKpD5qE&feature=share

Wrong OP template. Nobody cares about your channel or hentai.

>>55557220

>>55557875
Shame a zoomer got it.

Why don't they open the stock market on the week-ends

>>55557893
it is open, but only for a certain tribe

Almost made a video tonight about scoopsies. I miss him a lot. He will always be my sweet bb boy until the day I die.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_siJRgDlddY&feature=share

>>55557917
Get some sleep big guy. We're counting on you for Sunday. This market redirects when you say it does.

>>55557842
people don't understand that we're like 9 months away from fully customizeable anime holograms and with the advances in biotech we'll be able to smell their armpit sweat when we make them blush in ~5 years. the pace of innovation is unbelievable. and people aren't paying attention. perhaps this will bring the world the peace it needs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWf-eARnf6U

>>55557942
i want to invest in anime holograms, give me some tickers

>>55557951
the real deep value play will be being able to put your heart's desire into words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

>>55557671
Wat

>>55557951
U

>>55554837
hey guys i made an account last month to start investing. i deposited $100 and it took over a week for the money to transfer so i forgot about it for a bit. then i got excited after following our threads and wanted to start investing but realized they wouldnt let me buy calls or puts. i followed their "application" to ask for permission to spend my own money and waited another week or so before they rejected me. then they asked for more information about my income and taxes so i gave it. i applied again and another week went by and i got rejected again. i just got a monthly statement from them and immediately noticed my balance is not $100 anymore. i have earned .01 cents in interest which was nice but they have deducted $2 for "fees" which are not explained. it just says "fees" on the statement but doesnt say what they are for. anyway i think im done with this investing thing and i kind of get the antisemitism thing now. i feel taken advantage of and i always thought the antisemites here were mean people but i think they are on to something. this whole experience seemed really unfair like i was just used for my money and not even given the service i signed up for. i think i am joining the antisemite team now guys hope you arent offended. anyway thanks for reading my blog, i think im just going to go back to saving cash in my account and wait until i have enough for a house.

The 0DTE degen gamblers continue to grow. Pretty soon "long term" investing will mean holding a weekly.
>>55557609
Don't know why anyone would bother with Buttcoin. It is just a less volatile NVDA with less upside and more regulatory risk.

>>55558014
You need to say that you have a 6 figure income and networth. Years of experience trading options. Also that you are seeking aggressive speculation. It helps to have a larger account size too.

>>55557999
>we have to sell how many bitcoins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Lf8GtMe4M

>>55558014
Nigga, you know we cant read.

>>55558014
Is this a regular pasta?

>>55558038
Good movie

So this chart claims Bitcoin miners are dumping like never before in history by many multiples all of a suddenly?

>>55557671
>send bitcoins to exchange
>market sell
i see no problem with this

You guys into dividends

>>55558227
dividends? I love those

>>55554837
I hope that Dimon runs for president.

>>55558014
Kek it sounds like you got cucked by fucking infidelity. Ditch the grandma's house of trading and get a real brokerage like TDA

>>55558227
No, dividend stocks are traps for braindead niggers.

>>55558014
Agreed, Anon. Slow and steady wins the race.

>>55558227
>lose 30%
>but but muh 3% dividends
>dividend gets canceled when you need it most
>>buffet: I love dividends, but I don’t give out any, bitch

Ok, boomer

>>55555414
>IF YOUR JOB IS YOUR WHOLE LIFE THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER.

Wagie daycare hands typed this. This isn't the crypto scam board, you need crypto to make it on $11 a hour.

>>55555169
uranium

>>55555550
>>>55555555
checked

>>55555570
>even trainanon couldn't get all 5's
well smg... we tried our best...

When will commodities moon

>>55559062
if it makes you feel better, live on camera is an oil bear complaining the amount of oil being imported by the Chinese is far too great to match their economic data being published. We might get our commodity supercycle continuation after all

>>55559062
>Silver, Copper, Gold all at almost ATH
Come on brooooooo. The smart money is going into growth, not some shiny rocks (I say that as someone whose portfolio largely consists of gold and copper and doing quite well)

I think I might just start stacking Microsoft. It seems too big to fail

>>55555412
SIR THE PIXEL PHONES ARE EXCELLENT

>>55559281
>no dp alt mode
no they are not

>>55555412
Google laid the groundwork for AI and let it fall through their fingers. They're horribly mismanaged and have the philosophy that if they just throw money at a bunch of smart people, one of them will randomly make billions of dollars for them. The reality is that once you get a Google job, you've 'made it' and are now inclined to sit on your laurels and milk your engineer salary for as long as possible.

>>55559287
>nooooooooo not my heckin dp alt mode

>>55555031
Unironically and without insult; get your test checked. I'd bet half of men on anti depressants are misdiagnosed with low T

>>55555031
>unironic tips for dealing with depression

>>55557983
Stop shitting up the thread with your shit images. Use mid journey to generate actual quality if you're too dumb to properly utilize stable diffusion

I wonder what happened to NC BOIL KANG and kpop Anons?

>>55558781
Don’t base all dividend stocks on your poor stock choices anon. Most of us do rather well with them.

>>55558014
Back when I was applying for options trading with Etrade I just said I wanted to do it with their paper trading app and was approved. You can thank the Robinhood Reddit guy who an heroed himself for all these precautions now.

I went to a street festival yesterday and in the area where vendors set up tents and sell stuff, there was a couple selling jams. I wonder if it was Jam Anon

>>55557486
Never. You’re already aged out forever. If you try you will be called a predator. Zoomers consider any age gap more than 1-2 years to be predatory.

>>55555031
I hear the rope method is popular

>>55559649
>You can thank the Robinhood Reddit guy who an heroed himself for all these precautions now.
Is that really the narrative now? I'm pretty sure it's because the HOOD ui was shit and didn't properly display the profit loss of the iron condor or whatever spread at expiration. He was seeing the -200,000 from one side of the spread and not the +199,700 of the other side balancing it out. I recall it actually being about a 300 dollar loss or something.

>>55558273
I hate that he’s a social liberal, but he’s one of the smartest people on the planet. A real killer.

>>55559711
Dimon’s campaign would be Bloomberg’s but 10x worse. I can only imagine he’ll spend an enormous amount of money and only show up to the national convention with delegates from American Samoa supporting him. The Dems won’t even give Kennedy a fair shake.

>>55559749
Ya he’s way poorer than Bloomberg so he can’t self fund to the same ridiculous degree, but he is also wayyy more charismatic and I think the financial elites like him more than Bloomberg. The hedge fund class could underwrite his campaign (superPACs).

There are rumors the No Labels (corporate America slush fund) crowd is thinking of a running a third party candidate and he’d be an obvious choice.

>>55556978
Invested - $12,500
Current - $4,750
Yes I failed.

>>55556978
10k in 2019. 400k in 2021. 9k as of right now. (Srs)

>>55559795
JFC learn some risk management FFS. It’s ok to fuck around with 4 and 5 figures, but if you are a poorfag fucking around with 6 figs is just insane.

>>55559809
Of course. I was 26 with only 2 years investing at the time, and I lost it all due to options (not knowing fuck all about anything), and basically had to start from zero again. I plan to do it properly this time, however. Every mistake is a lesson learned. And yeah, risk management/discipline is my number one priority right now.

>>55559781
>still has some money left

Rookie numbers.

>>55558014
Open a Tasty Trade account.

>>55556978
23k>45k

>>55558227
Yes I own 100 shares of British American Tobacco @ 9% yield.

Relaxing saturday. We didn't overspend at KR this morning. Got the bill in from when the plumber fixed some small issue we had. That wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. So all in all hey its all good. Next month I'm gonna bag 1 share each of DIS,WBD,CMCSA,and KDP. Just to get the ball going on getting back everything I had in each. Sides it'd make me feel better seeing them in my account statements again.

WHERES MY FUCKIN MONEY

>>55556978
I started with 5k and I have around 400k

>>55559965
>pissing your fortune away on 4chan pass

>>55556978
I think my first Roth contribution was $100 in 1998. Now $75,000 Roth, $223k 401, $27k taxable brokerage, $52k savings (averaging 4.5%). But I am getting my house sided after I doxxed myself and you guys dubbed my home the "hillbilly hovel", so deduct $22k from the savings balance.

What should I be doing now?

>>55555279
You drastically underestimate how expensive staff are. Take their wage and double it for taxes and pension, then add 15% for the desk they will be using.

The worst part is once you have staff its incredibly difficult to cut them and not just because of employment law but because while cutting a project might save you a lot of cash, a person behind the project normally carries multiple functions that also need to be patched up. Dropping a few grand on superficial renovation is nothing.

I can account for 41k of Roth contributions, so probably 45,000ish total in Roth contributions. As for 401, I have no idea. But have maxed it for the last 5 years. Didn't put over 10% in before that, so an average of 4k/year. Starting in '03.

>>55560006
Consuming company annual reports and getting excited for next annual reports.

BOIL is the new BTC

>>55559951
Hey old man check out VZ's debt. They're going to go bankrupt unless they get low interest rates.

You do realize these are your last peaceful few years before the complete collapse of the U.S. ?

China will lead the world economically and Canada will have to close it's borders due to the storm of obese refugees

>>55559281
fuck these phones, bought one of the first ones and it bricked right when the warranty ended. the flip one looks cool but I want to see how that technology develops. meanwhile my motorola $200 phone still works great

>>55560123
this won't happen by virtue of everyone else collapsing around us instead. Niggers can't even trust each other enough to get a real BRICS currency going that is worth anyone's time.

>>55560123
>>55560138
>t. ching chong

>>55560138
>>55560123
Based. I hope they nuke the US coasts and genocide the browns

>>55560147
of course you'd think that since the ching chang chong is the amerimutts biggest fear. I bet you already reported me to sanction and attack me like your government does. Economic warfare is nigger tier retarded policy that will lead to collapse once your customers are fed up with being bullied

>>55560173
>nuke
lmao the U.S. does not do war anymore they are the good guys now haven't you heard? they only do "economic war" lmao wich has never been something that has not either failed or let to real war in history as far as I know

you will all drown in niggershit you stupid fucks

>>55560123

>>55560191
The cold war is just one example of a highly successful economic war that the USSR lost.

>>55560217
How is replacing the communist USSR system with a mafia "losing" and what has that to do with economics. If the U.S. economic war had any impact how come things got only worse after the USSR collapsed. And weren't the USSR the ones who were the agressor in the cold war? They didn't want to trade with the US for idiological reasons. Now ask yourself whos doing it now and who will be the one that collapses

SKYT

Are we still bullish?

>>55560123
>any day now but picrelated tops

DCA into BOIL. Sell *portions* on rips, reinvest on dips. When the long curve is bullish, sell less on the rips, invest more in the dips. When the long curve turns bearish (between Winter peak and early Summer trough) sell more on the rips, invest less on the dips. Try to always keep an investment seed intact but in flux. This reduces the effects of volatility decay, and keeps you prepared to reap when a MEGARIP finally hits again and you MI. This is a simplified explantion of a somewhat more complex mechanism which requires a certain degree of autism to more clearly see, understand, and utilize. There should also be a certain corresponding blend of KOLD in the mix during the Winter peak to Summer trough stretch.

dubs for pizza and booze tonight

>>55560389
pizza just makes me have ghost shits now

There's a parade later today. I should have been stocking up on ticket tape to throw instead of burning it...
Zoomers don't know what this is because they never had to use one

>>55560420
>ticket
*ticker

>>55554837

I just want to say fuck mumu

>>55560420
Sorry, meant to type "Ticker Tape", this keyboard is beat to shit

>>55560429
very soon
less than TWO WEEKS now

>>55558028
Because of currency devaluation and BRICS dedollarization

>>55559541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHopu-8X1_U

>>55560341
DO I BUY BOIL ON MONDAY OR NOT???

>>55559830
that's a good life learning lesson
I experienced the same thing 2 times, 5k to 150k in a week during covid, and 5k to 70k in a week during GME squeeze
waiting for the 3rd one

>>55559959
OH SHIT I USE IBKR TOO WTF

i think i need friends but everyone's either retarded or do nothing outside of work

Natural gas is going to the moon.

>>55560683
How do you plan to get the dinosaurs there?

>>55560123
I've been seeing people online say the US is on the verge of collapse since the fucking 90s, and nothing that we've lived through even compares to how unstable the country was in the 1970s. It's not going to happen any time soon.

I have the same sentiment like how I felt early 2022, I bought pretty high and went -20% on a lot of what I held but eventually I really bought that was pretty much the dip. Now that I have made money and took gains from going long I feel like selling puts is the strategy now. anyone else feeling the same??

>>55560740
selling puts is arguably a long strategy still, so you are technically still long

>>55560759
It's literally a positive delta position, anybody "arguing" is a fucking retard. Same with the morons that think covered calls are "bearish".

>>55555422
How would you self study data science? I'm going through R for data scientists and have been making pretty graphs but my brain just shuts down once I have to deal with all the database and table scripts or whatever. Honestly, would I be better of going Python?

>>55560785
tell my brokerage that

Are stocks good or bad?

>>55560822
Good. It’s what allows people to retire early

Anyone corporate bonds?

>>55560525
There was a good time to buy on Friday if you were watching, but weather predictions are indicative of a POTENTIAL gap up for MOONday. You should watch it for yourself. If you see a chance to buy it sub maybe $59 then you should maybe buy a little but I NEVER recommend YOLO unless you personally know what you're doing without needing guidance. Overwhelming odds are you'll easily see an opportunity in the days ahead to sell at maybe $65 so do with that what you will, but also be aware of COONTRACT ROOLIOLIO coming up starting 5th business day of Aug which will likely be a bearish 5 business days (watch for buying opportunities there). The COONTRACT will then go from the SEPTOOMBER to the NOOVOOMBER ones, and that's when shit should start getting BREDDY GUUD.

>>55560794
python is cool but language a programmer does not make

wen bankruns?

Cunny

>no long term bond etf for international or international corporations

>futures

>>55561093
Bobo will make his return. Just like that.

>>55561140
Why is that baby white? She's clearly racist.

>>55561093
>imprison wild animal
>torture it, and make it perform party tricks
>attacks you
>nooooo how could this happen?!

>>55560985
Bros... I'm worried about my bank
I have enough on deposit there that they assigned me a "Relationship Manager" so now I'm in a relationship
Last time I was in a relationship, it did not end well

>>55561251
Can I have like $10k then? You won't even know it's gone.

>>55561255
What would you do with it?

i am still no profitable trading, and i am running out of ideas to make it. I am kind of worried desu

>>55554837
Anybody know how to invest in Polish (e.g. Warsaw Stock Exchange) or other Central European stock exchanges as a Canadian?
i do have polish citizenship but no polish bank accounts or anything like that

>>55561273
>trading
Is a meme

>>55561274
>Warsaw Stock Exchange)
as usual IBKR https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/accounts/fees/WSEstkfees.php

>>55561273
>>55561273
What are you doing anon. Tell me your method and risk per trade.

I am 90% already you suffer from the below like most ppl:
Failed thesis (Ego)

Boredom Trades

Overtrading (the fewer trades take, the more profitable are)

Greedy Trades

Revenge Trades

>>55560271
>How is replacing the communist USSR system with a mafia "losing"
How is it not? A competitor was removed from the playing field. The belief in the economic legitimacy of communism was destroyed completely.
> If the U.S. economic war had any impact how come things got only worse after the USSR collapsed.
The USSR collapsed economically. This was an indisputable economic win for the U.S. Economic victory was achieved.
>And weren't the USSR the ones who were the agressor in the cold war?
Doesn't matter who the instigator or aggressor was, the U.S outlasted the USSR.
>They didn't want to trade with the US for idiological reasons.
Their ideological objections were perhaps one of the reasons for their economic failure.
>Now ask yourself whos doing it now and
Who's doing what now? Everybody is fighting an economic war and always have been. Me and you are in one right now.
>who will be the one that collapses
I'm betting it will be the Russian Federation. The majority of global wealth has also been bet on that outcome. But bet as you wish. In any case, your argument is retarded and doesn't belong here. It's been political from the start despite the mention of economic warfare.

I literally just put my life savings into TQQQ calls

>>55561251
>not keeping your fortune in HOOD Gold accruing 4.65% daily with monthly payouts while you are waiting on BOIL dips to buy with a quick trigger pull at any moment
>maybe even do a little overnight trading of UNG if the moment calls for that rather than waiting to buy the BOIL in the premarkets
NGMI
G
M
I

>>55561342
my method is just the rsi and my risk is 100 dollars. My problem is that i am drawn to the fast timeframe and it just fails and fails. high timeframes are to boring and i cant focus on them.

>>55561273
Do some trend trading. Entries don't matter so much as how you manage and exit a trade. Make sure your psychology and risk management and position sizing is correct.
Good stocks outperform and shit stocks do worse. Don't fight the market forces. Trade the market in front of you. Right now we're in a bull market, also check out the NNFX trading system

>>55561260
Well my gut instinct is to tell you I'd be very conservative and put the money in bonds, but I don't want to lie to you. I'd probably either gamble it on playing poker, or the slots.

>>55561444
are you buying on oversold RSI or when RSI is rising. If you're getting whipsawed on lower TFs or cant make sense, just keep zooming out TFs until the movements make sense.

>>55561444
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>Risk 1-2% losses per trade, maximum
>Size based on the ticker's ATR
>Trade the daily chart

Anyone who is greedy and tries to get big trades will lose. Trading is a matter of being consistent and small wins. Mathematically a loss hurts you more than a win helps you. Imagine taking on excessive risk for a 10% gain. Your account can grow to infinity or shrink to 0, and having like $10,000 is way way closer to 0 than it is to infinity. Math is stacked against you, you cannot afford to make stupid trades and big losses.

If you're still serious about trading, set aside like 20 hours and watch this series
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfHyC12MRHK5doA5oUeGwpkV

>>55561342
I have done every one on the list. It took YEARS for me to finally get it through the bag of rocks that is my brain that the correct way to actively trade is to have a TA routine that produces clear buy/sell signals, take ALL of them, and do risk management/profit take according to a set system as well. Back test all of that so you know it works over the long term and you'll be a successful trader. It's when you start improvising outside your own system that things can get real bad.

>>55555169
>UUUU

>>55561534
>>55555169
Yeah, I swung it this week and made $70 what about it
>yfw Cathie Woods is looking at Cameco

>>55561514
Yeah, most traders (especially retail) can't pace themselves and burn out. A successful trader usually has to eat shit for 3-5 years before they're consistently profitable. Even breaking even is considered an accomplishment. Imagine that. And then you have to still beat inflation, the risk free rate, and index returns. If you can't do shit, you might as well just go 50:50 on a bond and SPX or something. It's a tough game and I've probably lost $6-8k since I started

>>55554837
Is there any point in investing in software shit these days? That shit seems saturated and casino-like at best, niche commodities markets seem like a better way to go.

>>55561401
Yeah I'm too lazy for that. I'm in a relationship now. I'll let her deal with it
>>55561478
Yeah you're not really selling me

>>55561227
I don't think we're making the market do party tricks.

>>55556978
$32,000 to $20,300

>>55556978
NW was like $65k last month, 3 years ago I had about $20k, most of that was just wages. When I started, I had about $20k in investments themselves, and now about $32k. Again, wages and deposits. In terms of real results, it averages out to about a 14% loss every year for 3 years. Most of that was in the last year or two, though. WMT is unironically my best performer

what do I buy on Monday

>Futures

NEW
NEW
>>55561636
>>55561636

>>55561576
>goes on hikes
>too lazy to flick thumb on HOOD orders
are you still in coontact with either of the lady frens you made on your outings? shit, you could still just let your cash sit in HOOD drawing 4.65% unless the bank is doing you better than that. i manage an account much smaller than yours and it's gaining enough to buy a 3 topping pizza daily in interest.

>>55561665
I never met any lady frens going /out/
And I already have my money spread across like seven different accounts... I'm not opening a HOOD one

>>55561588
What about QE?

>>55561744
did you not meet one at the duck and one with the birds?

>>55554888
What is special about Monday?

>>55560759
>>55560785
I know but its 100% a better way of getting things at a discount NEVER SHORT AMERICA thats the way to make money long term

>>55560962
what did you mean by this

>>55561283
ok thanks. how will the dividends be paid to me though?