/biz/ - Business & Finance

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS BULL MARKET

We OWN (you).
Buy our shares.

Where can NKLA go from here?

The last walls of my ego have been shattered
Picrel COIN

>>55551160
about three fiddy

I just logged into my account for the first time today. Then I logged out.

Placed two buy limit orders
DIS for $88
LUV for $36

100 shares each, I’ve been swing trading DIS recently, and want to pick up LUV for a bit of dividend and travel continues to remain hot

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55551139
>/smg/ fit edition

>>55551183
See ya monday.

Warning to /smg/, the Swedecuck shill "putsrnotdawae" is using an alternative r*ddit account, and will likely appear in /smg/ with this name in the future. This colossal fed faggot reveals himself with his posting style. The alt he's using is called "bullsarethegoodguys", it will be immediately obvious it's him when you compare the way he writes.
>Inb4 go back
I'm doing /smg/ a service by attempting to protect your money from bad actors and disingenuous "bulls".
https://old.reddit.com/user/bullsarethegoodguys

>>55551199
Tomorrows chest day and I don't want anything possibly stopping me from a new PR

Just sold my SOXL, pump without me

>>55551199
I did 20 push ups because of you, thanks brah
Thanks for believing in me

>>55551196
irrelevant
people need food and shelter and to buy that they have to use whatever the government is telling them to use as "money"
they can literally take away your house if you dont pay taxes in their currrency of choice
you will use the CBDC and you will love it
your children will use the apple cbdc pay and it will be normal to them if 10% of their savings is automatically diverted to social projects or a salary rise for government employees
they will love it because its the right thing to do

>>55551225
>it will be immediately obvious it's him when you compare the way he writes
actually seems like it

>>55551182
That would be very good for me. Here's hoping it's written into existence.

>>55551212
I'll stick around to shitpost a bit with you frens

>>55551160
I assume that NKLA's recent price increase is merely a short squeeze triggered by their recent acquisition of a hydrogen R&D company.

If Nikola Motors does not release a minimum viable product or a sellable hydrogen vehicle that isn't a scam, the price increase will only be temporary.

>>55551199
I did chest, back and legs already this morning
Checked tho

>>55551139
who /HOOD/ here? I posted about buying calls a couple of months ago, did anybody listen? we've been good.

i need a $2 million day bros... how does he do it?

GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>55551486
Paper trading

>>55551486
It's fake, checked his post history and he tells people to join discord and see the "proof". Guarantee he's selling some retarded course like every other trader guru.

Why tf did NOK shit the bed?

TMC is pumping again. WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!

>>55551518
that's what I thought. So this guy is just posting demoralization propaganda to make the 4 figure HOOD niggaz feel bad, but why? Is he really addicted to the reddit points?

>>55551305
You think it's all out of pump?

>>55551549
join his di$cord to find out

>>55551233
>>55551247
>>55551361
We're gonna make it bros.

Holy fucking crab, make a decision ugly fuck

>>55551529
>>55551564
you guys are my discord :)

>>55551549
He's selling courses like every other zoomer hustler doing this grift. People who believe it will private message him and then join some discord or telegram where he will try to sell you a course on trading.

>>55551606
I'll stick with Hustler U

>>55551613
This crabbing is making me nervous

ALL YOU HAD TO DO ANON WAS SWINGTRADE THE METALS COMPANY, ITS THAT FUCKING EASY LETS FUCKING GO

>>55551639
i took profit

A little unusual that 2yr yield is up 8 basis points today
>yeah, well, it's fine that it is, because Michigan survey inflation expectations ticked up 0.1% since last month!
I dunno about that. I don't know about a 0.1% tick up warranting 8 basis points in a day.
>yeah, well, bonds had gotten overbought in the last week, it's normal for them to fall back a little and yields to rise!
Yeah, maybe. It still seems unusual for yields to rise as much as they are today. After the trend got broken with the huge bond buying, you would not expect to see a reversal as large as this - you'd see a bounce.. but not this big..

What the fuck is going on?

>>55551549
There's always someone doing that on any investing platform. Either he's addicted to the hype around his fake reputation, or he's hoping to someday sell some self help bullshit.

Occasionally real gamblers show up that seem legitimate and go on real insane runs, but tend to blow up or vanish around the 500k to 1mil level. That's already life changing money.
The positions are the big giveaway. Someone on a real streak would just be holding a singular bet: NVDA or SOXL or QQQ calls rolled upward to infinity, until it blows up on them.
Seeing portfolios beyond 1m taking insane risks is always suspicious. There simply aren't enough people out there with that much wealth and liquidity starts to become an issue at that point. If you look at it as pure gambling, every doubling of the portfolio on some OTM calls is another 50% chance the whole port gets blown up. Going from 4 figs to 7 is already a one in a thousand event, and of those rare winners most would cash out their winnings before then.

>DXY down
>10Y up
ah, no wonder its running up. we'll see what happens next week, if the DXY goes up then there'll be a selloff

>>55551139
Anyone else get absolutely heemed by SIGA? I bought at over $6 because i heard whispers of another outbreak. Now its under $5 dollars and i have to sell at a loss to pay for rent. Im sure the moment I sell, its going to pump 150%. So, heres your buy signal.

okay okay I was wrong for shilling bond etfs but they cant go much lower, right?

>>55551663
I switched from 100% SOXL to 100% SOXS
Hoping to make 2% at least

>>55551716
I kept trying to tell you boys that the SIGA run was long over. As soon as people realized that monkeepoz was purely a fag disease, people stopped caring, kek.

I just made $2 selling a covered call.

>>55551679
>but tend to blow up or vanish around the 500k to 1mil level
I can attest to this, I have done some very stupid things and taken some hard L's being a cocky ass wipe thinking I can always buy the right answer. I feel like I'm just now after 2 years trading finally starting to get my risk management under control. I'm also now keeping track of all my trades, the % and $ realized winners and losers and how often I lose which is helping me take a second to pause after each trade and think about everything.
>and liquidity starts to become an issue at that point
I have seen this myself. When I turn that 25 lot into a 300 lot trying to average down, its a lot harder to dump off that 300 lot when you finally admit defeat.

>>55551763
Based

>>55551763
BASED
I made $170 this morning selling cash covered puts

And just sold my SOXS
Damn, what timing for an easy 2% for the day. Wew.

>>55551486
its fake.
once upon a time, in the archives, there as a nigger called CLF nigger. This nigger had daddy's money to invest. He loaded up like the tranny degenerate he was, on CLF calls right before the commodity cycle took off. This CLF nigger was up to almost 2 mil at one point. Then the CLF nigger, being the tranny that it was, never sold or executed the calls. A few weeks later the CLF nigger was down to a few hundred thousand. See >>55551679

Being rich is an incredibly simple formula:
Inheritance + (investments + smart work)=wealth
If you aren't born into wealth you must invest and work smart. If you are, you dont really need to do the other two

>>55551139

Mumus gonna get heemed

>>55551837
Nice one. I thinks over for me.

>>55551763
nice

>>55551841
>never sold or executed the calls
I have the opposite problem, I sell at the first whiff of green and don't let the trade work even when I have a sound thesis

After being up 1%% from yesterday I'm now back where I was at yesterday's close, what to h*ck

>>55551763
where do you think SPY is going to be on 8/11? Asking for my heemed covered calls

>>55551829
Nice, I did the same to make up for the money I lost goombling on NKLA this morning.

>>55551739
If they're treasury ETFs, you are lending your money to Joe Biden, Janet Yellen, Kamala Harris, and a couple hundred million mostly black/hispanic/female tax cattle.

Private sector bonds can be alright though.

>>55551139

Your participation needed:

Global. Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/434464027

>>55551763
Heh, fuckin based. I made 20 bucks yesterday and 3 bucks today. As long as I can make at least 50 bucks per week I am happy because that basically covers all my expenses in my daily life

Oil bros...what happened today? why we red?

>>55551890
whatcha playin on steam lately

>>55551948
Smacked into the 200 DMA amid DXY stabilizing, didn't it?

>>55551901
you are not entering the trade correctly. You must have a risk tolerance threshold/objective. When i enter stock trade i know my tolerance for loss is about 8-20% depending on how much risk i want. On the upside, i know mega caps arent going to give me 20% in a small time window of my trade, i set a reasonable gain based on the duration of my trade. Additionally, I follow the rule of cool (for surprises), if it was worth taking a screenshot, sell. I've watched some of my options in the thousands, go down to nothing over an hour/day due to IV crush.

>>55551946
how does $50 a week cover expenses?
my work has a cafeteria that costs $3.80 for lunch, even when I drink all my coffees and eat all my meals there I still spend $60 on the BASE necessities

>>55551139
That's why I'm too afraid to use a door frame pull up bar anymore

>>55551943
>you are lending your money to Joe Biden, Janet Yellen, Kamala Harris, and a couple hundred million mostly black/hispanic/female tax cattle.
sigh... alright I'll buy some more

>>55551973
You just spoke Chinese to me anon. Please explain like i'm a fucking retard, which I am.

>>55552012
Nah, you can figure that out yourself.

>>55552037
What if I say pretty please?

>>55551946
I am a cheap rat living on close to expired meat, beans, split-peas, and protein powder I bought five years ago on massive sale. Potatoes are still very cheap (oats as well).
I can easily live on just $5/day... it stings though since I used to be able to live on $4/day. Fuckin inflation

Here's what I buyed today.

>>55552063
>dividend ETF
>ACC

huh

>>55552012
It didn't smack the DMA200 as far as I can see (then again I am looking at brent). It looks overbought and is taking a small dip as such. Nothin to worry about, son.
DMA or just MA is a daily average. You plot it along with the asset you are watching and use it to extrapolate information using voodoo magic.
DXY = dollar. Signs of a stable or strong dollar --> generally bad for oil

>>55551933
I dont know, let's ask Olmec.
Odds = high
Evens = low
Dubs = I quit my job
Olmec told me to visit a prostitute today so let's see what happens :)

>>55552063
Why Hotel Chocolat?

>>55552076
Thanks anon. I'm still in the green but the dip today was a bit concerning and a little confusing but what you said makes sense.

fuck mumus

>>55552077
No fuckin way. This is a bot right? This shit happened yesterday as well. Dubs twice in a row? How... convenient

>>55552045
That's honestly impressive

Current 'folio

>>55551979
So this morning I had a feeling that SPY was going to go down and touch the 50 period SMA on the 5 minute chart. So I enter into my long put position, small at first, with the intention of buying in equal increments up to 5 times if need be. So I end up buying in 3 times before the position begins to print, then as soon as it does I take the 5% gain. Meanwhile SPY was probably only halfway down from where I thought it was going to go. Had I stuck to my guns and held I would have made probably 10x the money.

Or even just now I took 4% profit on some calls thinking that SPY goes back above $450 before close today. Had I waited another 2-3 minutes I coulda woulda shoulda doubled or tripled that profit. But I just know how fast these options move against you and I would hate to miss out on my chance for green. I go by the philosophy of anything green. Green is good, green is gains, green is god. On that note I think I should go mow my GREEN lawn before I do something stupid to lose all my gains on the day.

Thanks for reading my blog posts fellas

>>55552098
Holy kek what the fuck. Promise I'm not a bot. Dude sometimes the universe gives you signs. I was already planning to quit my job, I'm gonna talk to a hiring manager in another department next week but probably not going to pan out.

I need some time off, my job is stressful as hell but I have like 5 years worth of runway saved up so I'm going to take like 4 months off, go to Japan, paint some minis, etc.

One time right before my lease expired at my apartment I got a fortune cookie and it had a typo. It said, "Failure is the path of lease persistence." I thought it was funny but I renewed my lease. Now my roommates are getting on my nerves and I wish I had just bought a townhouse at that point. Never ignore the universe.

Guess I'm getting a hooker.

>>55552077
Olmec where will SPY be on 8/11?

>>55552085
They had some issues with Covid like all retailers, but that's over now and people are getting back to stores. They also made some bad bets with overseas ventures in USA and Japan, but they're pairing these back and focusing on core UK market now. The sell off looks way overdone (was trading at £5.00 mark), and is only 1.5x book value. UK stocks are generally unloved / undervalued compared to USA. They own the entire production / distribution chain, they grow their own cocoa for example.

Also they make good fuckin chocolate.

It's low liquidity because its on the FTSE AIM, but I'm just gonna buy a few hundo every month.

>>55552129
What is your NVDA average?

What do.I buy to.recover my losses, I just got raped in the ass by NKLA

>>55551948
It’s not BOIL time yet. BOILbros will just have to wait.

>>55552141
>odds
Thinks are looking up, fren :)

Thinking about buying this HIVE dip. On the other hand, I've already made one bad trade today....

>>55552156
>$424
I missed the start of the bullrun bc I was messing about with crypto. I sold most of my crypto to buy stocks in late May. Wish I'd done it earlier but hey.

>>55552163
RIP my 450 covered calls. Ahhh well green is green. I guess I'll just have to sell some puts and do the whole thing again

Anyone invested in startup stuff? What was your experience?

I invested a bit into Freetrade (UK version of Robinhood). Was a convertible loan note, so it'll convert at a £225m valuation, as they've since done another raise at lower valuation (down from 400m.

>>55552172
Left does it 100x better.

How do I triple my money by end of day?

>>55552160
Don’t buy short squeezes on stocks with no intrinsic value. NKLA is a well-known scam company.

>>55552191
Sometimes we gamble and lose, sometimes we gamble and win. We're ALL gonna make it!
>>55552045
>>55551946
What do you fellas do for housing? I'm finna quit my job as recommended by Olmec (and was already planning on it) so I want to live cheaply for a little while. But rent is rent and I dont want to move back in with my folks.

>>55552213
>NKLA is a well-known scam company.
Yes, but people just chase pumps on Plebbit.

>>55552213
What do you reccomend?

>>55552201
No argument there.

>>55552201
You can tell she wants it
Gotta be careful with latinas man, you can lose your job

What mental illness do crypto baggies have?

>>55552246
What job?

>>55552259
KEK, that's why I buy real assets.

Should I:
>1) sell Nikkei 400 and buy specific Jap companies (if so, who?)
>2) sell N400 and buy something else (what?)
>3) do nothing
Folio: >>55552129
Bobos need not apply

>>55552132
your fundamentals appear sound. locking in consistent wins is the key to making money in the stock market. You will lose some trades, manage the risk of exposure accordingly. At the end of the day, profit is profit.

>>55552213
>went balls in short yesterday
>got ze call in premarket because it kept going up
I wish reddit niggers all kinds of pain

>>55552259
I have no idea and I'm convinced this board is 90% crypto fags. Every single portfolio thread is just a bunch of shit coins and I swear every single time I look they are new shit coins

>>55552259
dreams of getting rich quick, with zero idea of how that might realistically happen

Ayo somebody start suggesting stocks to buy before close or I dont know what I might do

>>55551763
kick ass, BLESSED

I've officially finished losing 20,000 dollars on terrible options positions. Now I'll go back to permabulling on 3x ETFs for the rest of my life.

>>55552348
I'd hold off just in case we dump more on Monday.

>>55552228
I usually don’t give buy recommendations, but ITB is a great undervalued growth fund to buy. It is a fund of a highly in-demand sector with low price/earnings and price/book ratios relative to the market. It has a very high growth rate.

>>55552302
yea i agree but missed out on another 10x'er by not sticking to my above $450 by EOD thesis

>>55552162
I bought more at 56 today, you have to watch it directly, constantly, and know its ranges and behaviors. I recommend carefully and patiently building layered positions that are coiled springs awaiting kick ass rips. Start with a small to modest ceiling at a decent enough price, then fill in below it as opportunities arise. Your ceiling will always be there to catch any surprise rips, but you'll make it more and more effective by filling in under it as the opportunities present themselves. The best way to get fucked is not really knowing where it's at and what it's doing for yourself and going all in at some random point. You can still get fucked tho, no matter what. BOIL is a wild bucking bronco, and a motherfucker.
THA
WIDOWMAKAH

>>55551515
That’s a serious bro right there

>>55551763
We’re all gunna make it

>>55551401
ITM did a good write up here >https://www.tradingview.com/chart/HOOD/2uDaGuCl-HOOD-Undervalued-Given-Future-Prospects/
i'm holding for a few years, I think it'll be the first broker for younger people and the 1% roth bonus is a good incentive to use them

>>55551670
STFU

NVDA IS SPAZZING OUT AT 460 CHECK THE 1 MIN

excuse me mr fink, please collapse the tech sector over the weekend and open on black monday
not because im a bear but because i want to long term hold these companies but im not buying at these levels

Bought another 100 shares of FRCB today.
Where my old /ptg/ bros at?

boy I sure hope no one does business with THESE companies.

>>55552393
Cute! Also yes, options trading rarely works out the way I hope.

>>55552603
There's no need to be upset.

>>55552393
thats the trajectory i went, lost 30k on options then decided to just do leveraged etfs and tech megacompanies, i closed all positions at open today though

>>55551515
>washing your hands with the same poopy water you just blasted curry shit into

I was promised QQQ high return sir guarantee

>>55552140
Must be nice to even have the opportunity to leave a job and not care. I am in the opposite position as in I really need a job.
Get a nice hooker and insist on her showing you a STD profile, or get in touch with a really credible agency. STDs fuckin terrify me.
Oh and have a good time

My dick dont work.

>>55551948
They fucking won

>>55552670
I do business with a couple of those companies....

>>55552216
>I dont want to move back in with my folks
Rent is indeed expensive. If you can, move in with them for a while. Work while living there and you can save insane amounts of money in mere 6 months. Afterwards you leave and that's that.
Or you know... assuming you are white and your parents are boomers, they should have a buttload of cash. You could ask them for a little bit of an investment or a zero interest loan. Feels a bit parasitic but I wouldn't mind helping out my own son if the economy was as shit as it is right now

I swear to god... if it closes red AND I don't get laid this weekend... you might not see me around here anymore

>>55552754
Fuck I thought this was a picture of me and my gf for a second. We use those masks but I don't see the benefits

>>55552697
I-It worked out for you, right?

$10k to spend, what am I buying?

$14,700 for a new roof. I need to make some money, or rather not do stupid shit with my existing money

>at work yesterday training newbie
>newbie asks how long I have been here
>15 years
>newbie says I heard the supervisor is leaving for a year and they posted the position for a temporary
>newbie says you must be in line for that with so much experience
>I reply no. No you would be wrong. There is, in fact, zero percent chance of me receiving that temporary promotion or any promotion in this department ever
>history? he asks
>yes. there is history.
Market is going to be fine by the way, moo moos. It's not going to gigadump until at least FOMC and maybe not even then. Maybe fall. Doom bull is too strong.

>>55552889
Find the cheapest one (relatively speaking) out of BIG TECH and buy that. I would say META right now since out of all the options, that one is the most far off from ATH

>>55552882
yes but only because its a bull market and i picked pretty safe 2x leverage etfs like USD and QLD rather than SOXL and TQQQ, the 3x etfs I have are TECL and CURE, but i just sold everything so i can just accumulate cash and buy the bottom whenever this clown world crashes

Anons...I don't feel so good right now...

>not investing in spices
Post a better growth dividend stock chart. Hard mode, no microsoft stock you jeets.

>>55552949
one thousand year golden bull run confirmed

Can someone post the genuine OP template. Thx.

>>55552752
Thanks. I work a stressful job and have been doing it for nearly 8 years. When I got the job I thought "I'll do this for a year, 2 tops until I figure out what I want in life."
Never figured out what I want, but in the meantime I saved up a bunch of money so at least I can get my dick wet for the first time in decades. I'm nervous to do it though, STDs are scary and I dont want to get arrested for the crime of being lonely.
>>55552754
Same!
>>55552815
My parents had cash but they always sell the bottom and buy the top, it's uncanny really. I have enough money for myself for a few years of NEETdom but I want to not burn through it all.

>markets

https://youtu.be/WlQD0IuhfQc

This crabbing sucks dude.

Why ever do anything but sell puts? Jesus it’s just so easy. It’s like playing blackjack at a casino but you’re the house and even if you lose, the chips you have left over end up gaining value back to their original point with covered calls.

How are people even poor?

What are some stocks that chuds like?

>>55553049
POWW? DWAC? I dunno.

This slow weakness into breakdown to close is not a good look mumu. This does not bode well for next week.

>>55553074
>DWAC
Now that's a ticker I haven't heard in a long time...

REDDIT SELL

what is happening

>>55553081
Bear trap

Power hour.... Go!

>>55552670
thanks for posting this

>>55553025
>I'll do this for a year, 2 tops
Haha, haha, haha, yeah man. How can things like that even happen right? One works, does the same crap every day, and watches the stars flash by... jesus, the older I am, the more I become stressed about how little time I have left. And I'm only 27. Pathetic...
But at least you've got money. A man that is financially independent and has a buttload of cash is a danger because he can just tell anyone and everyone to fugg off. Boss tick you off? Quit... now that is freedom.
Hope you figure out what you want to do. For me, it's 2D nanomaterial research... too bad it pays like utter crap and normal working hours are at least 60h/week so I had to quit.

WAIT, WTF IS HAPPENING? I BOUGHT NVDA AT OPEN WITH ORDERS AND WENT AWAY

Theres nothing to.buy... im just.stuck with stinky.canadaian cash fuck.me

Is the overdue correction here, or just weekend profit taking for whores?

Still no baggot sighting. It's been almost a full trading week. I think he might be gone for good. He was a dirty baggie nigger, but he was OUR dirty baggie nigger.

uhh bros this doesn't look good

>>55553153
everyone taking profits on 2 massive green days in a row while knowing full well the ai hype is a meme

down 4% for the week. say something to cheer me up, bros

I made $70 today. We're back.

Where did CVNA and NKLA shill go?

>>55553153
>just weekend profit taking for whores?
Looks like this. I expected this yesterday but that didn't go so today it happens.

>>55552988

Clean edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous

I’m holding about 2k in spy puts and I’m up $500, should I keep holding or take the profit? $500 is a decent chunck of money to me, probably 3 days wage after tax

>>55553176
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>>55553158
>Still no baggot sighting
He was here yesterday.
Announced that he finished his 3 day vacation.
Lasted for about 3 posts.
Got b& again.

>>55552949
I assume this is because the inherited all the shit from svb and other recently failed banks? letting those default on remittance but at some point positive assets and their treasuries will catch back up?

>>55553228
Good to know he's not dead. I really want to get that Bloomberg anon and baggot video podcast made. I was real drunk last night, but I meant what I said.

>>55552689
The rustling was uncontainable.

>>55553137
Thanks brother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

I have some ideas of what I'd want to do, none of which would be financially stable but I can always return to IT if it fails. But I need some time to figure it out. I dont have "fuck you" money but I have enough to live frugally for quite some time. Hopefully my parents live a long time but if they dont I'll at least get life insurance money and be set for years.

I dont know what 2d nanomaterials are but it sounds interesting. I'm rooting for you anon!

>>55553271
>unironically holding doge
I was going to ask you for.$10k but now I don't even want it.

Nazism and communism for me but not for thee, said Israel etc over and over again

Ah sweet, I'm on HODL mode for being under $25k, thanks US Government

>>55553047
What stock do you sell puts on?

A good thing about the UCCC is that it thrives without government and governs absolutely without government.
The United Community County Confederacy is a natural network of communities that connect and thrive together.
People don’t have to be aware the UCCC even exists yet thrive the UCCC and thrive because of the UCCC

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Short IKEA
Thank me Later

>>55553110
It was a very rough short for most people but over the long run if you shorted it since 2021, DWAC was a money printer for shorting. My buddy ended up paying for a small house because he liquidated his DWAC profits from short selling shares for a couple years (among a few other stocks he shorted ofc).

If I had IBKR like him I would've tried to borrow shares of DWAC to short all year

>>55553202
Taking profits is never a bad decision. Even if it's not the *best* decision, it's not a bad decision.

>>55553332
>communism
>paganism
>anarchy
Absolutely disgusting.

>>55553291
IT eh? I am in fact also getting into programming so that I one day perhaps WFH... but OOP is giving me a bit of a headache. And that's in Python, possibly the easiest language. So I was thinking Pandas + Python and maybe SQL and some kind of big data analysis or whatever. From what I've heard, it's pretty easy to get a job and there is little competition unlike with C++ and AI and so on

Why the fuck is everything dumping i thought it was time for a bull run now that we're not going into a recession for awhile.

>>55553415
nobody wants to hold this shit over the weekend

STOP SELLING! I BOUGHT TODAY AFTER THE CONSOOMER REPORT, IT SAID CONSOOMERS ARE HAPPY AND ALL IS GOOD, WHY IS IT DUMPING AAAAAH

>>55553432
Pump it

>>55553174
kick ass, BLESSED

fuck the loser banks for dragging glorious JPM down, Jamie Dimon should sue them all into bankruptcy and become the only bank in America

>>55553415
>why shouldn't i take profits from an insane greenday yesterday because afterall we're in a bullrun
imagine not taking buy low sell high mentality.

>Going on a flight
>Want to download music on my phone from Spotify to listen to while reading a book
>Don't want to pay for premium
Sorry, Joe Rogan. Looks like SPOT earnings will continue to miss for another quarter. Shouldn't have paid Harry and Meghan $20 million for a podcast deal.

>>55553271
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55552193
Trading212 is the "UK Robinhood". Freetrade is trash and will go bust. You've been warned.

>>55553476
Lol stop, my father watches this everyday and I think yesterday or 2 days ago this episode was on TV.

>>55553381
>And that's in Python, possibly the easiest language.

It's funny how so many newbies got gaslighting into thinking Python is an easy language.

>>55553529
trippy! it just happens to be where i am in season 6, going in order from the beginning. your dad has
BASED
TASTE

why is nvda going down i bought at $460

>>55553541
What is it?

>>55553541
He watches that and Diagnosis Murder.

Wtf just happened to everything and especially BTC?

We broke Bobo

>>55553551
Why are you buying when you don't seem to know the price a stock should have?

>>55553559
The jews

>>55553553
Little House on the Prairie
>>55553555
I am completely unfamiliar with that. Little House was on as new episodes when I was a kid so I've always known about it.

KO bros we can't stop winning

>>55553572
I think there will be an AI boom this decade and am hedging my money on nvda/msft/meta. I don't know how much they should be though.

>>55553339
This will be prevented in the last minute, won't it?
Only bibles and quorans are allowed to be burned in Sweden.

>>55553616
Nobody actually does, but it probably isn't worth the price it is now. Most certainly.

>>55553568
>the only things that were up were defensive sectors which isn't bullish at all

ok

>>55553634
>the state of T boomers

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55553698
not good

massive down day

>>55553381
Well, you dont need OOP to do everything in IT. There's a huge industry that doesnt require that degree of coding. I have a compsci degree and can competently program for personal fun projects, utility scripts, etc but I am not a software engineer and dont do much coding for my actual work. The IT world includes:
>Network administrators
>Database administrators
>Cloud infrastructure administrators
>Frontend website developers
>Backend developers
>Scrum masters
>Project managers
>Technical support (fixing servers)
>Technical support (fixing desktops)
>Technical support (telling people to turn it off and on again)
>Quality assurance (bugfixing)
>"Solutions architects" (aka salesmen who know how to press the "install" button)
>Solutions architects (who actually architect solutions)
>Technical Account Managers
>Trainers
>Site Reliability Engineers
They all do different things and while coding is useful in a lot of them, many of those roles require 0 coding or only like bash scripting, powershell scripting, etc.

Still, being able to code helps out, makes you better in interviews, and makes it easier to diagnose problems. I dont code for employment but I can identify mistakes/problems in code which makes it easy for me to jump from support to QA to consulting and even to dev if I want.

If you're interested in the industry it's most important to be able to learn fast, rather than to already know stuff. Identifying problems or learning new tech quickly is the key skill.

>>55553698
I'm holding lots of energy companies, you tell me.

>>55553698
I was up, then I went down. Still finished positive, but I hate the jews

>>55553698
+0.47
I got saved by one stock

>>55553698
Got heemed pretty good at the end

Cash: -$632.50
Funfolio: -1.64%
Overall: -0.88%

Should have just closed out for a modest gain of $250 on my shady option play. Oh yeah, my $GOOG shares are getting called away so a nice $1500 profit will be hitting the account this weekend. I guess it's not all bad.

>>55553672
I warned them, they didnt listen.

Well, that was Jewish. See you guys tomorrow.

>>55553047

Not everyone has enough shares to sell puts on them

>>55553047
Underperforms in a bull market
Exposes you to too much risk in a bear market
Good for crabs but crabs will grind your premiums down

>>55553698
+ $2 million, nbd

owie mommy

>>55553838
>+$4.54 AH
nice

hey guys i made an account last month to start investing. i deposited $100 and it took over a week for the money to transfer so i forgot about it for a bit. then i got excited after following our threads and wanted to start investing but realized they wouldnt let me buy calls or puts. i followed their "application" to ask for permission to spend my own money and waited another week or so before they rejected me. then they asked for more information about my income and taxes so i gave it. i applied again and another week went by and i got rejected again. i just got a monthly statement from them and immediately noticed my balance is not $100 anymore. i have earned .01 cents in interest which was nice but they have deducted $2 for "fees" which are not explained. it just says "fees" on the statement but doesnt say what they are for. anyway i think im done with this investing thing and i kind of get the antisemitism thing now. i feel taken advantage of and i always thought the antisemites here were mean people but i think they are on to something. this whole experience seemed really unfair like i was just used for my money and not even given the service i signed up for. i think i am joining the antisemite team now guys hope you arent offended. anyway thanks for reading my blog, i think im just going to go back to saving cash in my account and wait until i have enough for a house.

>>55553838
Damn, what the fuck did you do?

I'm thinkin a slop circle (pizza) tonight. enjoy your weekend bobos

>>55553698
i made $140

>>55553874
I had pieslop yesterday, think the wife is making me some chicken curry tonight or something,

A communist shorted today. It was me.

>>55553698
I sold a few overbought holdings today. I am going to use that money to buy value stocks when the indices go up. Weekly candles are still bullish.

>>55553698
overall ... good
on the day.... bad.

>>55553326
Newerish tech companies* are good for the high implied volatility. TLDR selling puts on QQQ is super boring with low premiums because let's face it, the underlying asset is never going to go bust, and being as diversified as it is, it has very low volatility. In other words, you have to put a mountain of cash into something like QQQ in order just to get a couple dollars out. Not very fun to me.

*Do your fucking due dilligence though. When I mean new tech companies, I'm talking about shit like HOOD, not that indoor fish farming meme stock that was shilled on here last year. If we use HOOD as an example, yeah the price is volatile, but the fundamentals behind it are solid. It's not going bankrupt. That's really the only risk you cannot dig yourself out of and you need to be most aware of with selling puts. If you go ham on some super volatile penny stock with your entire stack, you can no shit get wiped out.

Just use common sense. I print about $5000 a month from selling puts and covered calls. This strategy is called The Wheel by the way.

>>55551139
Is it time to give it up?

>>55553810
If your goal is cash flow though it overperforms dividend stocks, even JEPI. And it's fun.

>>55553698
Had a great day
Added some STAG on the dip and ABBV under 135, both ended the day green

>>55553698
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
but I'm intercontinental
when I eat French toast

>>55553698
all the retard pumps i bought yesterday were set to 2% trailing stops and they all triggered while i was fappan at market open, could have made $400 today but i'll take $320 over nothing.

>>55553985
$3000 isn't much to me anymore, but I remember a time in my life where that loss would have been devastating. Feel for you anon.

How did you even manage that? Pull up a chair, I'll buy you a drink. Tell me the story.

>>55553698
I was up, and then I was down.

>>55551066
Not an argument. Stock market only looks bubbly if you disregard the insane degree of debasement over the last 3 years.

>>55553985
a 3k loss is nothing if it actually teaches you not to fuck up like that again and have better strategies, thats the cost of one class at a college

>>55553965
>The Wheel
I thought that was selling covered calls and selling puts until you get back your position. also you sound like soxl shill. I miss that guy

>>55553965
>the wheel is free money bro
tell me we're not at the top

>>55553985
never

>thread up for 6 hours

>>55553191
I needed this. Thank you.

>>55553985
no, you already lost money so just learn from your mistake to make money and not fuck up again

>>55554071
Where you start on the wheel is arbitrary. That's the whole point of a wheel. You can start with covered calls (if you already own shares) or selling puts, you just alternate between the two. I started with puts because I'm just now getting back into the market and have a ton of liquid capital and barely any shares of anything.

SOXL shill is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father, so I destroyed him.

>>55554079
What's wrong with wheeling?

>>55554086
Ain't that a bitch, he would've been better off being a GME baggie

Buddy, look at KRE daily
engulfing bearish
buddy, look at the 10yr yield

>>55554097
It was a slow day. What are you guys getting for dinner?

Holy shit what a day
Does anyone else feel like the life force is being sucked out of them, like you were previously dying slowly but now suddnely it's accelerated? A lot?

>>55554113
>sell put
>get assigned
>stock tanks
>premium not even worth selling calls on anymore
>bagholding
or you sell calls and watch your stock take off, ask me how I know. I think it's better to sell puts on a stock you want to buy and hold anyway, and sell calls when you want to sell your position

>>55554136
It's morning here

Is there a higher divie yield stock/etf than SVOL

>>55554015
It went down to 9 after you tards were posting that last year...

>>55554183
Rey!

>>55554183
PBR

>>55554183
Rey Skywalker!

Cat treats were the number 1 seller on prime day. More women then men have college debt. College career women are single with lots of cats. I'm thinking long chewy.

>>55551139

My sloth lifestyle is much more safe. Told you.

>>55553965
How do you decide when to sell the put? Do you wait for red days?

Another day. After a bit of thinking (uh aka after my afternoon nap) and seeing the current VZ share price gift I realized that with some delayed action on my part I could reach my VZ share count quota now and not have to wait till 2024. How I did it; Via selling DIS,WBD,CMCSA,and KDP and some green I had in my Emergency fund. Those sold stocks, every single sold share, will be re bought in 2024. Perhaps even cheaper. Important thing was to bag VZ quick as hell and let the drip and the fat divvy do its thing over the next 27 odd years. (or till I'm dead).

>>55554106
How do you pay yourself? Do you just trade raw or are you using any kind of tax shelters? I don't really have this problem yet as I mostly lose money but I think I can start being profitable soon.

>>55554340
have fun with vz following every other telecom stock into the abyss as consumers get fisted in the ass over the course of the next couple of months and looking at years to recover.

Are we crashing Monday?

450 SP was rejected decisively. triple divergence, tons of gaps below us. Hold me

>>55554391
i sure hope so
boomers retirements deserve to be wiped out and i deserve to have a solid entry point right as im getting tons of neet bux injected into my account

>>55554435
Where did you apply for your neetbux from?

OIL CHADS...

Did something happen? Why the dump?

>>55554582
Dunno, either a correction/breather before moving up or start or a crash. You have to admit there's been too much euphoria. My normie top radar has been going off.

>>55554538
military medical discharge neet bux and scholarships from an easy private university that i go to solely to collect GI Bill bux and awards to invest with

>>55554582
the bears are in control now sorry but the market can't go up forever. why even call it a dump when shit literally barely even went down. bulls are delusional and must be brought down to reality

Is it time for the traditional weekend boboposting?

what is stock market guys

>>55554615
what what in the butt

>>55554615
A perfectly oiled-ystem to transfer wealth to dumb bobos to chad bulls

>>55554615
idk but wtf is a broker?

>the absolute city of chiraq

>>55554657
broker? I barely touched her

Do y’all own any crypto at all? Or just index funds?

Individual stocks? Penny stocks?

>>55554666
blacks aren't allowed here, sorry

>>55554666
fuck off satan
I own no crypto, some vanguard funds, some index funds, one megacap, and one pennystock

when you look at most of the charts they really don't look very good. anyone with eyeballs in there head and at least some brain function can see that. anyone who bought the top today the mms thank you for there donation and anyone who keeps buying dips as the market starts to drop the mms also thank you for those donations as well.

>>55554666
go away

>>55554677
everyone talks about market makers moving markets, but isn't that the participants? aren't the mm's just facilitating trades amongst a bunch of individuals?

markets will go up forever, because..it just will okay?

>>55551139
>>55553985
Yeah, what did you in?

>>55554367
I'm starting to look into tax shelters as well, but unfortunately there aren't many good options for the unwashed masses like ourselves. Right now I just eat the taxes like a cuck.

A couple years ago I worked as overseas contractor in a foreign country. I only worked half the year and was making $280,000. One of the best parts was the foreign earned income exclusion, because it meant I didn't have to pay taxes on the first $100k of income. I'd get a fat fucking check from the IRS in April of around $20-30k. God those were the days.

My grandfather started a cult about 70 years ago that he officially got registered with a legal 501(c) religious tax exemption. He died a couple years ago, and it's still around. Maybe I should press my claim as its rightful leader for tax purposes.

>>55554638
mean

How the fuck y’all plan to get rich with your index funds?

>>55554712
You are better off paying taxes as an individual with no structure because any kind of structure implies you are self-employed and the IRS will start fucking you with payroll taxes

>>55554729
leverage and a long time frame

>>55554729
Every crypto nigger that bought in the past 2 years like you is underwater. I'm up 1100% over the past 3 years, what's your performance, nigger?

>>55554706
market maker do a lot of there business just buying and selling securities for themselves not just facilitating the buyign and selling for individuals

>>55554775
human market makers are a myth
it's all bots

>>55551601
Fascinating....

>>55554837
>>55554837
>>55554837
>>55554837

O

>>55553698
-1.28 gme & bbbyq

>>55554708
Check money stock computer anon, m2 3-5x every decade, Shorting the Shitcoin is the easiest safest trade you can make

questions.

So im invested in the company 401k. Vanguard 2060 target, but looking to maybe invest around $400 a month.

im 27 should i be more focused on growth, or should i start looking into dividends?

>>55556365
also i already have a 10k emergency fund. I can save around $1400 after all bills.

>>55552320
Thats not what punks are