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very desperate

kek fake thread splitters
kek hedgies
kek non-DRS shills
kek baby haters
kek troons
kek fuddies
kek shillfaggies
kek concerned shillfaggies
kek meltdownies
kek bondies
kek dogshit enthusiast
kek concession accepter
kek 4chan reporter
kek SEC reporter
kek FBI reporter
kek GME elitists
kek twitch brigaders
kek teddy non-believers
kek CNBC
kek twitter PHDs
kek shorties

all hail the bbbyq chads

kek dumbfuck bbbaggots

Desperate thread splitters lmao. We are close. BBBYQ chads will WAGMI

>>55550932
>if you pick on me, it means you’re jealous!
Your mom was just lying to you in 3rd grade to make you feel better, you weren’t supposed to take that as a life philosophy.

>>55550932

So close to liquidation
rip baggies

Just pop off or go to zero already

The lawyer to the judge: "a few days.
>Exactly 9m months after this pic
Hello, Merger Monday.
https://twitter.com/CarrieBarberLPN/status/1678124859899928579

>>55551037
>NOLs are worth billions to a fresh company
How much money would they save? If there are $3.5b NOLs that save $735m at a corporate tax rate of 21%, then that looks pretty good to me too. If an acquirer gets 50% of the company then that's still about $367m for the acquirer which doesn't look trivial.

>>55550932
I love this thinking. Some really do believe it too.
>Everyone agrees, this is all correct, otherwise where's the opposition??
>Obviously we're right, why else would people try to come and argue otherwise??

I wonder what percentage of baggies are just trolls from Shill Team. I feel like it's up to 30% over at /BBBY/ nowadays lol

>>55551074

Most sane people have left leaving only a concentration of lolcows which are irresistible to shillchads. I'd say it could even be %50 trolls these days.

>buy buy baby deals all fall through
lol. lmao even. please tell me you're still buying so I can witness complete reddit wipeout before finally being laughed out of here.

>>55551197
It's so weird that complete strangers are concerned about my investments, lol.

>>55551242
This. I just don't understand why so many people would go out of their way to laugh at me for buying dogshit. They must be shorting it, I can't think of another explanation.

>>55551267
JV team trying way too hard. Suck it, shills.

Is't it amazing how fast the CH11 process has happened. Almost like everything was in place before it went through. The average CH11 process takes between 1 and 2 years to complete but this has happened in a matter of months. No shillies that isn't because CH7, you silly gooses. It's because your bosses are about to get their ring pieces perforated by a percolating liquidity crisis

Has anyone bought those NOLs worth billions yet?

No?

That’s odd. I thought they are worth
So much money…

>>55551624
>2 more weeks
Do baggie shills ever get tired of moving the goalposts?

>>55551624

What happened to all the theories about Buy Buy Babby and receiving "Teddy Shares"

Now it's about NOLs, how strange

kek nollies

>>55551683
Dumb fuck retard meltdownie, the teddy thesis never changed you fucking waste of genetic material

>>55551696

Run me through the evidence for the "teddy thesis"

Why are we even using this dumb fuck niggers thread instead of mass flagging it and using a proper thread?

Chads: bbby is going to announce they’re unprofitable.
Baggies: nuh-uh, in 2 weeks it’s going to moon!
Reality: bbby announced they were unprofitable

Chads: bbby is being diluted
Baggies: nuh-uh, in 2 weeks it’s going to moon!
Reality: bbby was diluted

Chads: bbby is going to declare bankruptcy
Baggies: nuh-uh, in 2 weeks it’s going to moon!
Reality: bbbyq declared bankruptcy

Chads: bbbyq is going to liquidate entirely
Baggies: nuh-uh, in 2 weeks it’s going to moon!
>YOU ARE HERE
Reality: bbbyq completely liquidates

>>55551711
MSM actually did a segment outlining the entirety of the Teddy thesis basically verbatim just so they could call it a conspiracy theory. Now why would they care so much to do a thing like that?

>>55551744

That sounds interesting, do you have a link?

>>55551744
>the news did a segment outlining that people believe bigfoot is real. Clearly this is evidence of a cover up.

Bump

U COPY PROMISED IT WOULD MOON THIS WEEK

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN BAGGIES, OR ARE YOU STARTING TO REALIZE YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO BY PP AND HIS SCROTUM FULL OF BAGGIE SHILLS

Based mods, I kneel

>>55551624
It’s been a totally Normal chapter 11. Don’t be delusional.

>>55551653
you dont buy NOLs, you acquire them by purchasing their underlying asset

>>55551872
This. Baggies forcing themselves to be confused by it so they can claim it’s weird.

>>55551882
Why hasn’t anyone done it yet, then?

>WR99zs45
obsessed

>>55551909
“If you don't have the mental capacity to be obsessed with what you're trying to get, you're never gonna get it.”

-CT Fletcher

When moon? U-copy promised.

>>55551822
I don't know about u-copy, but u-sloppy

>>55551824
>>55551824
>>55551824

Real thread, remember to flag fake thread splitter threads for the jannies

>>55551923
We got a regular forgiato blow here

>>55551937
kek desperaties

Teddy isn’t a bank. That’s just a conspiracy theory. There is literally zero evidence for this.

>>55551938
Who is that?

>>55550775
The bed bath & beyond near me just closed down.... What's going on bros? I thought we were coming back?

Teddy is a bank?

>>55551991
They’re just temporarily closed while they put up Teddy signs.

>>55552000
checked! We are so back Teddy bros!

>>55551988
A QAnon rapper.

IBKR borrow rate for BBBY went up 40% just today, up to 164%, kek nollies'n'shorties

>>55551982

Why would it be a bank? Is it a company even? I thought it was just a trademark for a set of bad children's books.

>>55552026
Share lenders will raise the borrow rate when they expect the stock value to drop, because they’re locked out of liquidating while the share is loaned out. In order to compensate for the expected drop in value during that period, the lender will raise the borrow rate.

>>55552024
kek

>>55552026
Isn't it like 30% on Fidelity?
Also no institute uses IBKR or Fidelity for their short position

>>55552038
>this destroys the baggies
They fundamentally misunderstand how the markets work, and have no response to this.

>>55551822
2 more weeks.

>baggies still think barcoding is a thing

Every Buybuy Baby store is closing after bankruptcy deal falls through
>https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/12/business/buybuy-baby-stores-to-close-bed-bath-and-beyond-bankruptcy/index.html


END OF THE LINE, BAGGIES

>>55552119
>CNBC reported that Go Global, an investment company that owns children’s clothing retailer Janie and Jack, was in talks to save Buybuy Baby’s physical stores, but the deal fell through when the company could not reach an agreement on a purchase price with Bed Bath & Beyond’s lead creditor, Sixth Street Partners.

THIS IS THE DEAL THE ATTORNEY WAS HOPEFUL ABOUT. IT FELL THROUGH. CHAPTER 7 IS NOW ALL THAT IS LEFT.

NOT A DRILL. THIS IS THE FINAL DUMP.

ive never seen a group of people so determined to pollute conversation over a company that is so totally 100% mooning trust me bro

thread splitting? foreshame baggies

>flood of 1pbtid baggie shills in the spam thread

>>55551993
PP claims teddy is a bank.

>>55552185
It is registered as such in the corporate charter.

>>55552197
Cite your evidence.

>>55552206
He can’t. There is no evidence.

What exactly was U Copy’s prediction?

>>55552185
What sort of bank is Teddy?

>>55552244
PP says it’s the kind of bank you need to have to do a merger.

>>55552185
PP claims BBBYQ is worth more than dogshit. I wouldn't trust his opinion on anything.

>>55552249

This PP man, does have have any particular qualifications?

>>55552271
He had over 700 viewers on his stream last night. He also has his own subreddit.

>>55552266
U Copy said dogshit was going to crash today.

>>55552249
holy shit. BBBY is merging with Amazon?

>>55552271
He went to school to learn, girl
Things he never, never knew before
Like I before E, except after C
And why two plus two makes four

At least, I assume that's the case on the basis that he looks like a pedophile.

>>55552282
If you doubt PP, name one time he’s been wrong about bbby. What the fuck, man. You just are obsessed with PP. Can’t get enough of it. Fuck.

>>55552290
He meant to type BBBYQ, but his browser autocorrected.

>>55552206
>>55552214
shillies, I...

>>55552330
>>55552206
>>55552214
Oops forgot the link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z0ay9u/teddy_holdings_llc_is_a_bank_incorporated_a_year/

>>55552345
>just links to a user post on a baggie subreddit
Kek

>>55552314
He said it was going to squeeze into 3/4+ digits and that it was a good buy at $20. It then dropped 99%. He said Cohen was going to buy Baby. No one bought Baby and now with the leases sold and the IP gone, there isn't even a Baby left to sell. He said there was not going to be dilution. He said the company wouldn't file for bankruptcy.

Can you name one time he's been right about BBBYQ?

>>55552352
No reply?

>>55552282

Impressive. I suppose a detailed knowledge of corporate law is necessary to have one's own subreddit.

>>55552282
Is that a qualification?

Whens the best time to buy 1000 shares?

>>55552360
Man, you shills are obsessed. All that is coming true, but you fucking shills are just so desperate. It’s like so fucking obvious man, you’re just paid to be here. Get a life. You don’t even own the stock. Just watch tonight and I’ll spell it out for you shills.

>>55552366
Link me to the actual filings, not baggie fanfic.

Oh, what’s that? You can’t?

You lose. :)

>>55552390
They hate this stock so much they literally hate-watch an amateur podcast. And they literally do it for free.

>>55552405
Hopefully some of them subscribe

>>55552375
More viewers than you get on stream. You’re afraid to even show your face.

>>55552397
>23pbtid
>Asks for source
>source provided
>says "if I don't read it it don't exist"

>>55552423
You literally just linked to a post you made on Reddit. You lose. :)

>>55552390
>Man, you shills are obsessed
I'm not obsessed, I just like laughing at people too stupid to buy dogshit.
>All that is coming true
How is Cohen meant to buy Baby when there's not a Baby left to buy? The IP is gone, the leases are sold as is most of the inventory. If there's no name, no website, no stores, no warehouses, no product, then what exactly do you expect him to buy?
>You don’t even own the stock.
Of course not, I'm not that retarded. I'm all in on dogshit.

>>55552434

>>55552436
You shills, man. Fuck. Don’t you get it? They don’t need the name. It’s going to be teddy.

>>55552390
> All that is coming true

It's confirmed to not be coming true. The more I think about it the more I think that this PP guy is taking you all for a ride.

>>55552440
:)

Shills are cool with me. This thread probably would have died if they didnt keep bumping it to top lol. They are only playing themselves

>>55552454
The show is not financial advice. It’s strictly entertainment. We just like talking about the stock, man.

>>55552463
I think so too. I post more in here than /gme/ because you get more more shillies to kek.

>>55552483
I almost feel bad for the shills. Almost.

>>55552454

I think PP swears too much on his show.

Reminder: do not recycle the spam thread when this one reaches the bump limit.

>>55552448
What about the stores? What about the warehouses? What about the products? What about the website? With the IP sold, the leases sold and most of the inventory already sold at a massive discount, what is left for Cohen to buy?
>>55552466
I'm assuming you're larping, but you do have his vernacular down to a t. Kudos. On the off chance you're the real retard, I ask a favor of you. When your shares are cancelled, can you admit on stream that you'd have been better of buying dogshit?

Friendly reminder that everyone should be preparing their MOASS-memes in advance. Don't spoil them until we officially have liftoff. The most fun time of our lives is literally DAYS away.

>>55552536
They’re getting the corporate structure and they’re getting the NOLs.

You wish the shares were getting cancelled. You wish! Tell you what, shill, after I’m a billionaire I’ll hire you to clean my pool. You make me laugh.

>>55552559
>DAYS away
That would be wonderful timing that's for sure

>>55552448
My favorite part of the shill agenda is the repeated talking points. I swear some days you see them literally use the same message.

>>55552601
Any plans for your first week as a wealthy man?

>>55552571
>They’re getting the corporate structure and they’re getting the NOLs.
Proofs?

>>55552613
It’s like they have a subreddit where they all game plan their bullshit. ‘Cause that’s all it is, fucking bullshit, man.

>>55552630
Watch last night’s stream of the PP Show.

proof is in the pudding

>>55552622
Quit my job and then go to the beach

>>55552646
So he made it up?

>>55552655
Fucking right on, man

>>55552622
Two girls at the same time

My wife (who doens't even speak english) often saw me browsing the bbby leddit and here. she even saw me take a couple pictures of empty Bed Bath stores in my area so I finally told her what my little obsession was about. I told her that I am enjoying the downfall of this company and the people who are losing money. But man, it's not as funny as I thought it'd be.
The other day she grabbed my attention in a store to show me a section that had BBBY gift cards still (I think to amuse me) but it just kinda bummed me out that a lot of people are losing their jobs and there will be many empty store fronts. still keking at reddit though

>>55552571
>They’re getting the corporate structure
Well the leases are sold, so no buildings. What does the corporate structure entail exactly? Staff? Retail staff go with the stores (no leases=no stores), same with warehouses. Corporate staff drove the company into the dirt, why retain them? Besides, if you want the staff so bad, why not just hire them afterwards? Vendor relationships? Businesses sell to whoever, why not just make new deals with a new business not weighed down with debt? So what's so amazing about this "corporate structure" that it's worth paying several billion for?
>You wish the shares were getting cancelled
I don't wish for things that are true, that would be a waste. For example, I never wished for dogshit to outperform BBBYQ, and it happened anyway.
>they’re getting the NOLs
They've got several billion in liabilities, and the NOL's are for a max tax reduction of a few hundred million if (and only if) the company can in the future turn billions in profit. Why pay billions to save (at a maximum, if you can turn billions in profit) a few hundred million? If you want Teddy to sell baby accessories, why do you need anything from this dead company to do so?
>after I’m a billionaire I’ll hire you to clean my pool
After the great turd squeeze makes me a billionaire, I wouldn't hire you for anything. You're the sort of man who's too stupid to buy dogshit, I don't see any value in your services.
>You make me laugh
I've never once laughed with you, but I very much enjoy laughing at you. On the off chance you're the real PP, do me a favor. Once your shares are cancelled, please admit on stream that you'd have been better off buying dogshit. It really would make me happy.

>>55552721
Shills can suck a DICK, man.

>>55552731
Didn't have an answer to any of the points I raised? That's ok, I know you don't understand the play, that's why you invested in it.

I will ask again though. On the small chance you're the real PP (probably a larper, but you do talk like him) then can you admit on stream after your shares get cancelled that you'd have been better off buying dogshit?

>>55552769
Are you Autistic?

Is this how delusional gme aperinos seem to the outsiders like bbbyq retards?

>>55552769
I will if you call on and get on stream. Deal? Put your credibility on the line, man. I do it every time.

>>55552798
Sorry PP, talking about dogshit on your show would hurt its credibility. I'm trying to make money here.

>>55552787
>>55552839
PP is what you get when you have legit mental illness/developmental disability but low intelligence.

>>55552794

GME baggies look like geniuses compared to BBBYQ baggies

>>55552942
better than bbby bond holders, cope bitch

Will the silliest shilly please step up and explain this to me?

>>55553008
I'm constantly trying to buy dogshit, but struggle to find any other dogshit holders willing to sell to me. Can you explain this to me?

>>55552798
Why is it that shills will never defend themselves on stream? Pretty obvious you’re fucking cowards. We won’t bite! Just come on and debate your shill talking points.

>>55553045
Just pick some up from the 300 million + dogshit dilution that happens everyday between 6-8am, 12-2pm, and 6-8pm

>>55553077
Because they all have thick indian accents lol

>>55553045
Please see the following posts
>>55552483
>>55552423
>>55552440

Might pick up some dogshit as a hedge. If the great turd squeeze happens it will break the fiat system and traditional banking as we know it. We'll all be trading with dogshit and taking out loans using our dogshit as collateral, possibly using some sort of crypto token.

>>55553128
>scared to respond to me
>down on his bonds
>going to buy into the DGSHT dilution happening today at 6pm
op's gonna have a bad summer

Kek baggies

>>55553008
and how many are those in total?

>>55553167

I don't own bonds, that's another anon. Poor guy was trying to troll baggies and became a baggie himself, very sad.

If dogshit dilutes, that's what's called a buying opportunity. I know what I hold. I don't know why you're so worried about my investments.

>>55553217
SIX MILLION

>>55553232
I'm trying out the whole shit in other people's pockets thing you faggots do, it's pretty fucking stupid if you ask me.
(Reddit Spacing)
Anyways enjoy your dilution tonight, tomorrow morning, afternoon, and rest of that routine

>>55553077
Why is it BBBYQ baggies can never answer simple questions? With the IP (including the website) gone, all the stores/warehouses gone with the leases, and most of the inventory gone, what is left of Baby for Cohen to buy? Is it really realistic that he'd spent billions of dollars of his hard earned money on some scraps, when it would be far more rational for him to spend billions on dogshit instead?

>>55553250
that sounds like some made up bullshit number

>>55553250
Negotiations begin at six million per bobby.

>>55553324
Oh wow you're really concerned about stocks you don't own

>>55553008

anon, in order for someone to buy a stock, someone has to sell a stock.

>>55553324
brb selling my shares
TOP KEK

>>55553334

>>55553338
That might be so, but it also doesn't remove the fact that BBBaggies don't have any answers to those questions.

>>55553338
Why are you so concerned about dogshit you don't own?

>>55553373
Why are you so concerned about an otc stock you don't own?

>>55553008
Supply and demand doesn't exist when trading over the counter, the supply is infinite.

>>55553459
Because every time I try and explain my investment in dogshit to someone they say "oh, you mean you invested in BBBYQ?". Every time I try and make a dogshit thread the jannies close it because there's already a BBBYQ thread. Every time I type DGSHT into my brokerage it autocorrects to BBBYQ. Every time I google "how to buy dogshit" I get redirected to Bed Bath and Beyond's closing down sale. I am convinced that BBBYQ is being used by the entities shorting dogshit as a distraction, and I'm hoping that your shares getting cancelled will be the catalyst to finally set off the great turd squeeze.

>>55553532
Melt! Melt! Melt!

>>55553481
The absolute desperation of the shillies...

>>55550775
Made a whole bitch thread to talk shit only to get mugged and see the day end green, eat dick faggots

>>55553724

what happened to the moass though?

>>55553742
(Reddit Spacing)
>fudding bbbyq
>fudding gme
>fudding moss
consistent faggot

>>55553795
you have 12 links to reddit in the OP of your baggie thread

>>55553815
>let's just fud all our goals in one thread
your boss isn't going to like that

>>55553815
>he adjusted it
hahahaha you are my bitch

>>55552666
checked

>>55553532
The shills laughing at dogshit told me everything I needed to know. I'm all in and I'm planning to sell three at $100k to cover my cost basis and debts, then holding the rest for infinity.

>>55553964
You are about to be diluted in 1 hour and 29 minutes, better do it fast

What the hell is BBBYQ? Is that a new ticker? Didn't it used to be just BBBY?

>>55553992
you never had smoked meats slathered in sugar sauce? it's delicious

>>55553992

BBBY went bankrupt and went delisted and sold off its brand name, IP, merchandise, etc. BBBYQ is the OTC stock of the company formerly known as Bed, Bath, and Beyond, which currently exists as a mountain of debt and liabilities.

>>55554044
Is that considered bullish?
>>55554025
I'm more of a spicy over sweet BBQ guy

>>55554068

No, it's typically considered bearish.

Have a good weekend shillies! Oh.. that's right. Forgot you have to work on the weekends :(

>>55554152
So why do so many people think there will be a moass or whatever?

>>55552139
>THIS IS THE DEAL THE ATTORNEY WAS HOPEFUL ABOUT
How can you tell? The timelines don't line up very well.

>Go Global believed there was a path to close as recently as Monday
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/11/this-is-why-go-globals-deal-to-save-buy-buy-baby-fell-apart.html

If the potential acquisition disappeared Go Global on Monday then why was the lawyer hopeful about a successful exit on Tuesday?

And either way, if they sell all the stores or close them down, how does that change whether the company sees a successful exit? Either way they have no stores and no brand, so I'm not sure this sale is related.

>>55554180
Because they're retarded.

>>55554402
>argues with them every day and across threads
you're retarded

>>55554527
Can't be that retarded. I'm not the one who bought BBBYQ, I'm all in on dogshit instead.

>>55554572
It's about to be diluted by 90 million units in 16 minutes

>>55554643
Doesn't matter how much dogshit gets diluted, it's still worth more than BBBYQ.

>>55554760
Worth 90 million units less now, and about 90 million more units of dilution by roughly 7am tomorrow. Bbbyq still holding steady at .31

>>55554803
>Bbbyq still holding steady at .31
BBBYQ down 99% over the past year. BBBYQ down 100% in the near future.

>>55554812
Thats what they said about Gamestop when it decreased 91% from it's all time high and survived

>>55554919

Gamestop is not bankrupt or delisted

>>55554919
Please don't bring up unrelated investments. This thread is for BBBYQ and dogshit.

>>55554938
(Reddit Spacing)
Bed bath and beyond continues to operate, paying its debts back with future earnings/restructurings and listed on OTC markets

>>55554995

What does it continue to operate?

>>55554962
You brought up being down 99%, I'm just reminding you that gamestop was down just as heavy percent wise and was able to recover. Kill yourself if you don't like it

>>55555059
(Reddit Spacing)
(You)'s, and let me tell you, business is booming

Can i get some keks in here?

Dumbfucks, answer me. Where my KEKs arr?

kek bondies

>>55555064
>gamestop was down just as heavy percent wise and was able to recover.
Oh, was GameStop bankrupt at the time? Had it sold its IP? Had it sold its website? Had it announced it was closing all its stores? Had it listed every single properties lease/deed for sale? Had most of these sales already been agreed to? Had it offloaded most of its inventory at bargain bucket prices in a closing down sale? Had it failed to sell itself as a going concern and gotten stripped for parts instead? Did it still have billions in debt even after offloading the vast majority of its assets? Didn't think so. That's besides the point though, I'm just trying to stop forum sliding by keeping threads topic relevant. If you want to talk about GME, do it in the GME thread. If you want to talk about BBBYQ or dogshit, do so here.
>Kill yourself if you don't like it
Why would I kill myself? I'm not the one who's down 99%, I'm all in on dogshit.

I thought U-Chink was supposed to be a smart chink. But my God, what a fucking dumb nigger