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>zoomlattoes have 0 attention span
how do i profit off this?

>> No.55539860

>>55539827
>the spiclet pauses for soccer for a split second

>> No.55539868

Even the toy next to him says - ACK

>> No.55539878

Short USA

>> No.55539901

>>55539827
Lmao people be like
>you need to have kids! It’s the best most magical thing ever and will complete you!
Then just willingly give up their lil man up to technology to become this

>> No.55539907

>>55539827
Makes me want to live on a mountain top in montana in a shack that I built myself and raise kids there 50-100 miles away from the nearest town in an area with no cell service

>> No.55539930

>>55539827
thats just sad

>> No.55540009

>>55539907
This doesn't exsist in Montana anymore btw, 50-100 miles deep wilderness isn't real outside of Alaska. You might be able to find a spot a 30 mile hike from civilization but then you're also contenting with forest jannys that are looking for you living on FS land.

>> No.55540027

>>55539930
just wait until he discovers porn.

>> No.55540288

>>55540027
imagine his goonstation

>> No.55540356

>>>/b/

>> No.55541344

Make an extremely addictive phone game/app

>> No.55542071

>>55539827
Sell a course on meditation.

>> No.55542158

>>55541344
App that has a gacha minecraft clone on one half of the screen, and tik toks on the other half.

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55542885

>>55539901
>Lmao people be like
>you need to have a gf/wfie It’s the best most magical thing ever and will complete you!
>Then just willingly give up their gf/wife up to technology to become this

also works with a dog/pet, people get a dog then go to work for 8-10hrs a day and leave it at home or put it in a kettle, also pay others to walk it, why exactly did you get a dog/wife/child ?

>> No.55543097

>>55539827
Ahem.. it's zullattoes.

>> No.55543120

>>55542885
I love my dogwifechild she's the best.

>> No.55543138

>>55539860
how do i long soccer