/biz/ - Business & Finance

>supplemented Tesla with Lucid over Rivian over a year ago

>>55535275
All of those legitimate start ups take years to become solvent. Took Elon an eon to suck the government tit dry.

I'm not sure if I'll ever be good enough to be a prop trader. I havent been net profitable in any of the last 3 years and I've probably lost 6000-8000 total.
Anyways I was considering getting a course in CSC for $1600 to get accredited. But... I have no idea what Id even do with it

im green for the year but im doing worse than SPY

when my losers are back to breakeven or at least close to it i might just sell them and put it into a savings account ETF that gives me 5%+.... maybe a chunk goes into index ETFs but lol i dont want to buy the top fuck u npt falling for that shti agen

I need a 30x
Help

TSLA needs to eject Elon ASAP or a collapse is happening in the future. Elon handling of Twitter's business side of affairs is nothing but horrid.

Real party in here guys

>>55535360

>>55535360

Ya just Can't beat a mushy pea buttie with some mint sauce or vinegar onit with a stone of pint


Amos round these bogs since before even london was a place

>>55535360
Who the fuck made this Pepe

>>55535360
I'm home from work now so the party can officially begin. Sorry for the delay folks.

>>55535257
>It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
>You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
>But the meteor men beg to differ
>Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
>The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
>The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
>My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
>That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

I just wanna throw 60k onto a random 2 cent call

it only takes me about 2 years to save up that much and if I can go x2 a couple times or better then I could plop about 200k into index funds and then coast of that and my rental properties for the rest of my life

I know the smart play is just to use that for a down payment on another property and slowly build wealth but FUCK I just want to quit my job ASAP and be a filthy landlord parasite instead

>>55535360

What the fuck kind of pepe is this?

This one is definately going in the wierd folder

>>55535386
Mushy peas just remind me of split pea soup. Why don't bongs take the extra step and just make soup instead. Why are they eating baby food?

>>55535275
What would he invest in?

>>55535426
Who cares if you make money? Itd be hilarious to see if algorithms overreact to it or news comes out

>>55535437
He's not here to conversate about stocks

can we just cross 80 brent like that? is it that easy? it is like the last few months were all a lie

>>55535313
You're probably overcomplicating it, try to git gud at a simple setup like say a big ass bar or sequence of bars breaking above a moving average and closing on its high. Or below the MA and closing on its low for bear bars. Then make a decision on if you think the setup will print or not, so if you like a bull setup then put your stop a little below the signal bar and do a take profit equal to your risk. If you think the setup will fail, inverse the bracket and make the bull stop your take profit.
The secret sauce is having the intuition to consistently make good decisions and not get demoralized during the years of fighting to push forward. You need time and experience and failure to be able to read situations clearly. And obviously control risk and your emotions, use a small position size until you're more consistent.

I went to a bar to celebrate the CPI report beating expecations, and my portfolio going up.... and the bartender (female) had a relentlessly cute butt

Threadly reminder that the USD shitcoin is going to zero.

Short the Shitcoin.
Short the Shitcoin.
Short the Shitcoin.

If you're too cowardly to do this directly by trading your shitcoins for Real Money™ (tickers: BTC/XMR) than do it indirectly by DCAing into TQQQ/SOXL/QLD/USD (the 2x semi ETF, not the statist shitcoin).
>b-but muh chop chop
They Will Never Stop.
-m2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

Note that m2 does not even fully capture the true extent of debasement, e.g. "large-denomination" time deposits (>$100k) simply aren't tracked anymore! MZM, another broad measure of money that captures large near-money deposits was discontinued in 2020! Convenient, if you're a cabal of cannibal pedophile statist parasites.

>b-but they'll have to show fiscal/monetary restraint sometime!
Lol. Lmao even. The only thing that would stay the oligarchy's hand from further debasement is a mass secessio plebis, but workers have shown time and time again that as long as they have their goyslop and their blue cat people fucking whales in IMAX they'll happily continue to take it up the ass.

Short the Shitcoin.

Buy TMF

What happen to DXY? Why is dixie kill?

>futures

>>55535512
Short ladder attack by the hedgies to shake out the weak hands, hold strong. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL AND DOLLAR MILKSHAKE IS COMING BACK.

>>55535500
Jesus christ that guy might even be shorter than baggot. How sad.

I think Mumu won't emotionally recover if we start dumping right here. The contrarian trade now is believing that earnings and rates actually do matter. Earnings are not just going to magically rebound in 2024 with high rates, low inflation, and a slowing economy. If earnings actually do matter bulls are screwed

NTLA NTLA NTLA NTLA

insider buying, accumulation period before breakout (now)
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>55535484
Ive actually gotten better over the years. My first year I lost $2000 on a meme stock when it was a casino and had a pit in my stomach all day. Three weeks ago I misjudged my exposure to vega on a spread and lost $900 and had a laugh at it.
>hey coworker guess who got $900 on an option trade!
>you did? Wow congrats!
>haha nope the guy on the other end of the trade :D

Anyways, if I had to strip away my retardation, my sytem is more or less NNFX. That is, TA and trends with 2% risk per trade. I need to find a set of indicators to use and back/forward test and Ive been lazy with it. Happy to not trade and sit on fixed income instead of blowing out my ass on bad moves right now

Having said that, I did a nice swing on UUUU the other day and closed it today. There was a decline into a red candle into a support zone, then a bullish rejection. The third candle was a tight gap up so I took it and had a great rally today. Couldve made 12% from calling the bottom and top, but a 2.3% return on a trade is fine too. Just gotta be consistent as you say

Don't forget to tip your broker the customary 25% on those gains you made today anons

>>55535494
>poem anon is making more money than me by being a perma bull
its not fair

do u guys want to talk about shitcos that r potentially good shorts

Well it's official. Bobo is dead. My wife appreciates the dedication bobo put into shorting the markets despite their failures. She has decided to sing a song in dedication to their efforts. But it's time to part with bobo.

https://youtu.be/7Wcr_vLtt2U

>>55535564


Literally me 2009-2019

God i was so fucking dumb. The second i went bullish and made some of it back...covid hit and i was convinced the end was near and went bearish.

Now since april...i just buy the dip. I never buy puts. Always set a stop and leave the ticker and live my life.


Im up 69% this year and have made $7800 but still negative $31,000 overall since 2009

Bobo, how you doin?

Wow futures bros...think we gonna be alright

>>55535602
Just waking up.

>>55535543
Maybe a better contrarian trade is that the Fed won't bail out the stock market when it turns down. They bailed out regional banks because it was necessary to stop bank runs. But they don't have to bail out the market at the first sign of serious downturn. Not many are prepared for that

>/smg/ 100% convinced of a bull market

>>55535602
Judgement day is coming

>>55535635
"Everyone is so bearish!" I'm still seeing bulls use this argument. A steep downturn here could tame the BTFD mentality and close the casino

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55535708
To be honest the only bearish people left are the ones who are gonna be bearish no matter what happens

>>55535717
I was a bull when everyone was a bear, and now I'm debating selling. If we drop below 4400 I'm buying puts cause we probably correct back to 4200 minimum.

>>55535717
The bear case is stronger than ever and everyone is now a bull. Melt up mentality is crazy

>>55535751
yfw retards are buying so much of the megacaps that nasdaq had to step in and re-allocate their distribution in NQ100

Americlaps will buy houses no matter What. Lets leverage up baby. Too big to fail.

video has been up for 40min, already 4k views

>>55535778
Top ten youtubers I don’t care about
Number 10 that one

Is there any instrument that targets reverse mortgages? Just regional bank stocks?

>inb4 PPI in a few hours is actually shit and the market rugs

>>55535778
I wish we could se The Mav's YTD I bet he's up 10000 percent

new paradigm or recurring nightmare?

>>55535778
>>55535792
>>55535822
stop replying to yourself

>>55535809
I don't see it. CPI and PPI are pretty linked together and even if it is shit the market is gonna find some way to make it clown upward

>>55535635
We can always hedge like we did last week Bobo.

How are you liking 24 hour trading?
>volume too low for meltdowns
>just enough volume to fill limit orders within minutes
>now you can make stupid late night orders for securities like you do for everything else

who /200 sma leveraged rotation/ here?
how's it going for you?

>presents

So /smg/bros, we're all WINNING right?

Surely bobofrens closed their shorts before this massive run up right?

>>55535890
I have a few trend following strategies I run at the same time for some diversification and the 200 day LRS is one of them I got from here. Shit is basically the solution to stocks and whoever started shilling it on /smg/ deserves a medal. Sell when line go down and maximum leverage when line go up wash rinse repeat until done

>>55535939
>73 in the marines
A manlet among midgets if there ever was one

>>55535499
>MZM, another broad measure of money that captures large near-money deposits was discontinued in 2020
I looked into this briefly and cannot find a reason for this, wtf? The only index to track market funds money and it gets discontinued? Quite literally wat? And nobody bats an eye when it gets discontinued just as FED GIGA-inflated the markets? Inderasting

>>55535939
You ain't man enough
to be a marine zoomer0vmtj

Who does the sampling in a sampled ETF? Isnt that the same thing as an active management? I dont get it

>>55535809
PPI is only gonna drop from now on to make up for the lower CPI, to ensure high profits. The "supply chain" bullshit they have been feeding us for so long is completely gone by now.
It is gonna be fun seeing how they will justify price increases now when the inflation is "cooling" (when it really ain't since core inflation is still stubbornly at 5%). Without inflation, the rate of growth gets completely scrapped.
Then again, there is a truly massive industry spending in the US so they could easily make up for it next year. Hmm, gonna be an interesting end of 2k23 and the entirety of 2023

>China posts worst exports than expected
>rallies 3% on the index
that makes total sense

>>55536019
because china stimmies

>>55536019
China, just like all the other markets, depends on the US market. US heals, everyone else heals. Resoundingly sound US market means the market is gonna be good for everyone else as well. I think you get the point
Plus, their market has gone like crap so cut them some slack

Been thinking about scoopsies a lot lately... I know one day I will win the mega millions and i'll get to build my castle with that sweet bb boy at my side as my wife. All of you can nay-say my dreams, but literally anything is possible in the realm of your imagination. None of you faggots have control over me and Miko in my head and I know that makes you seethe. Imagine being you. Lol. Lmao.

https://youtu.be/yYedTpODkx8

Yields...

>>55535954
>Surely bobofrens closed their shorts before this massive run up right?
hahahahahahah no. Not yet. I might have to as early as tomorrow though. I'm not a berma bear, just trading both sides. It's shaping up like I got juked on this one.

>>55536086
>2Y gigafalling
Bears wrong yet again, and of course on suicide watch yet again

>>55536109
Inflation came in, showing some cooling off even though its hot outside

Nasdaq is only 1000 points from ath
Sp500 is 200 points

We literally did it bros

>>55536115
we survived bobos plan.......we're going home

Uranium is needed for the next AI leg.

https://fortune.com/2023/07/11/sam-altman-oklo-ipo-spac-openai-nuclear-microreactors-green-energy/

>>55536133
it couldnt be more /our turn/

>>55536144
You know it. Even ARKQ is pivoting into nuclear.

https://twitter.com/casperj33081634/status/1679297651525799936

>>55536095
Nope, got puts on AMD and NVDA at their top, still in the money. Now with inflation going down it's safe to realize gains and park them in bonds. Also ai is retarded. It's only as good as the poos that train it, and mid wits smell money and europoors love to regulate information. Faceberg and google might get a little action selling data, after they pay off the regulators by buying more boats for subhumans to infest the eu, but most "ai" stocks are either fake, have no moat, or, in the case of semis, remain unchanged because their business model has always been make more semis.

beyond meat

>>55535535
>You are not God or my father
>Or my boss
LOL I never knew this manlet rage gem also had some wagie rage mixed in. It's so dense.

>You may deactivate your Threads profile at any time, but your Threads profile can only be deleted by deleting your Instagram account.

Zuck's small dick energy is showing

>>55536109
>Wrong about falling yields
Who said yields would keep rising?

>>55536127
Not so fast...
You forgot about the oldest Hebrew trick in the Talmud, chocolate golems

>>55536081
that's your sister isn't it. you guys favor quite a bit

>>55536215
Oh nice. I wrote 2 naked puts on that company cause the IV was insane, looks like I'll expire otm for sure. Easy $400

>>55536243
me :(. I honestly thought the 2Y would stay above 5% for much longer, but I severely underestimated how good the US economy is. I am gonna be looking for a job there. Sick of the EU and the insanely high taxes

DIXIE PLS. PLS STOP.

>>55536275
Yields dropping is what I've been waiting for to come out of my cave. I love my children so I won't invest in big tech. My thesis is yields dropping and normalizing in the curve is the top signal

>>55536285
die die die
oil must rise

>>55536313
>I love my children so I won't invest in big tech
Ehhhh what? My mother does exactly the opposite. Invest mainly in BIG TECH and she averages about 30-50% each year (maybe not last year though). Just by doing this, she is beating all the so called experts and fuckin gurus on Wall Street.
There is a bloody good reason big tech is the main driver of the american stock market.
But I still maintain that the core inflation hasn't been affected by the rates and Powell knows that. Therefore I think he will raise at least twice more so the yields will return above 5% once again

>>55536275
High rates are still bearish if they have to hold. Coping. Once I get back from traveling going to realize my losses.

NVDA is at a new ATH, 444 lucky trips. 450 EoD, SOXL 32.

Dow Jones, Nasdaq 100, or SP 500?

>>55536405
Definitely not dow jones. After the rebalancing on NQ probably s&p 500. It's the gold standard for a reason

>>55535549
qrd? some anons shilled NTLA yesterday

Is DIS on the raise or having a small pump before trending down

I would suspect the later

>>55536342
Morally wrong, I never heard of someone starving but I've watched boomers sell out their children, I'm not doing that in any way. If big tech has a problem with Whites then I have a problem with them, simple as. I just believe that the reason big tech was a winner was liquidity, there were dollars earmarked for investment, bonds bad until inflation is tamed, divies bad until inflation is tamed, small tech can't give a reason to choose them the way big tech can by slashing useless diversity hires, so big tech won the bid. I just think yields dropping is a sign that people are ready to take profit and park it instead of insure and hold. I don't have a lot at stake, I'm just trying to make some dark money that's not available to my wife

>>55536405
Goddamn does that show suck but the chicks are all 8+/10. Then again, who the hell watches something bad just because the chicks are hot? Can't think of anything more autistic than that.
Also, why Dow? The last 10 years have been about one thing and one thing only and that's tech. The amount of money put into US tech is absurd and completely mogs every other sector. And that spending is only increasing and rapidly. If you ain't in tech, you are gonna be left in the dust.
>>55536454
Well, trading has nothing to do with morals. Get your money, get your gains, then get the hell out and raise your children in a moral way. It sucks but you gotta play the game if you wanna win

>Spy close to all time high
>inflation going down
>Higher for longer
>home prices ATH
>Auto sales ATH
>People taking more and more credit
>QT from FED
So guys, what gives up? earnings?
You can't sustain a situation like that. Something has to break
>inb4 the dollar becomes a shitcoin
I'm not ready to accept this, but who knows in this clown market

TMF has to reach 25

>>55536500
I refuse. I vowed to my wife enemies of our household would be brought low, and driven into the earth, not cheered on as they relentlessly slander us. Idk, I'm poor, well was, ugly, if I were any different I doubt I would have children

>>55536568
The expectations are high this time so we shall see. MSFT and NVDA have to beat really high expectations and if they don't... it could be the start of some kind of a bear rally. Then again, they can just say AI and bears could get heemed yet again
I highly doubt NVDA will beat their fuckin humongous 12 billion revenue. Like, where is that money even coming from? How the hell?

>>55536435
that was me, nothing really to shill here just do your own research

it's crisper technology but in vivo

gm

>>55536666
worst portfolio i've ever checked

>>55536676
illiterate faggot

>>55536680
they're bad companies to long and bad companies to short, i stand by my statement

>>55536666
>CHECKED
Shorting CVNA eh? How's that working out for ya, bud?

Is there a better divie etf than SVOL

Over the last 3 trading days my port has made some serious gains back. I have not seen moves to the upside like this in what feels like forever. It's getting me nervous though. Is this actually a new bull market we are in or just more exuberance? Are small cap stocks finally done being heemed to death?

>SOXL pre market

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Have to go to San Francisco for work today, our office will likely be using DASH for food. Makes me wonder if Doordash actually has some size-related moat in that customers are just not going to use other delivery services if DASH is available. I know postmates is a thing but who the fuck uses that.

Oh I guess UBER Eats exists. Between DASH and UBER Eats Im not sure which one is superior because im not a fucking lardass like the people on /ck/ i see using food delivery all day long. But a lot of companies give their wagies a $20 thing of Uber Eats daily, my friend at Moelis Investment Bank got an Uber Eats goyslop voucher on the fucking daily

>>55536774
As long as the rates stays high, there's only limited upside for small caps. If you think the Feds are gonna cut, then yeah, go ahead.

Biden said he's going to refill the SPR if he gets a second term.

So now I'm Team Brandon, sorry chuds

>>55536230
it is sad though. this guy is fucked up and probably cry wanks himself to sleep at night desperate for female intimacy. now there is a recording of him losing the plot all over the internet too. for all the issues i have, at least im not a manlet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or-Lam5tPHc

>>55536821
I remember when I was doing DASH a few years ago, I had to wait in a Wendy’s parking lot for forty minutes. I couldn’t leave the line because it was boxed in. I was irate waiting for this measly order. When I pulled up to the window, the man who handed me my food and asked for my card was a mentally retarded black guy. He had to explain to me that they didn’t have the full order. They didn’t have chicken sandwiches, and they didn’t have spicy chicken nuggets so they put in regular chicken nuggets. And they couldn’t make milkshakes. So I was missing over half the order. I showed up to the house and a young black woman came out with a bonnet on. I told her a lot of her order wasn’t there, and then quickly fled the scene.

>>55535535
poor little guy

>>55536878
Was the black lady who ordered the food angry because half the food wasn't there? My god who the fuck orders Doordash for FAST FOOD when you're SOBER (assuming she was....i'd respect it more if she was a daydrinking black kween)

>>55535257
>gamble a quarter of my savings on 1:20 leveraged QQQ
please convince me out of this retardation

If I had a lot of money to spend on DASH /
UBER eats, i would at least try a new restaurant every single day

>>55536961
Actually as i think about this, people with eating disorders / fatass eating habits a bit of disposable income probably do this really often. Just imagine getting in the addictive cycle of ordering Doordash / Uber eats food delivery every single day. It is probably ridiculously convenient if you don't think about the money sink

I'm just asking for a %2 daily gain in cude oil futures, nothing crazy. It's not too much to ask.

>>55536939
>convince me out
no. i like your style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MS3OUyOnyo

What do we think about the DXY? Looks kinda very bearish to me but you cannot really apply TA to currency.

>>55536961
>>55536971
When I moved to my current place and hadn't unpacked my kitchen, I got deliveroo every day, sometimes more than once. Within 2 weeks I was tired of it.
Also I just tried Popeyes for the first time (it's new to the UK), it was very mid. Mac & cheese is like the Kraft one. KFC is way better. Is taco bell any good? We started getting those recently.

>The first sign that the European Central Bank might not go through with a rate hike in July occurred

>>55537035
It's funny that Popeyes is mid in the UK and KFC is way better. Its the opposite here - KFC is dogshit quality and Popeyes is solid, with the best chicken sandwich in the business.

>Is taco bell any good
Yes, it is pretty good if you are craving Mexican goyslop and you have no other options at 1 AM or whenever. I hope the UK Taco Bell menu has all their best stuff like the Crunchwrap supreme, quesarito, value menu beefy crunch wraps, etc

>>55537031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdVWKM1ILs

>>55535834
why use fake line bullshit when you can use something like the buffet index, pe ratio, or earnings?

>>55537097
>facts over feelings
>professional over amateur
>tried and true over seat of your pants
ur a lame nerd and i don't think you belong here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftdZ363R9kQ

>>55537097
>buffet index
1.5 std above
>PE ratio
NVDA lol
>earnings
the worst since a while (at least in the semi, chek MU)

3 things which don't matter in current market apparently

Imagine shorters praying right now for silver to not spike, 6 days to cover shorts on Pan American SIlver. WHO the heck is this suicidal to even short PAAS? This takes a special kind of brain damage.

How do I get back my motivation to do anything? I dont even look at my portfolio anymore and started masturbating out of boredom. Every day feels like a time-lapse and because of brainfog Im unable to remember anything that happened.

>>55537189
Start painting during some of your free time. You could also go to the gym, or take a hike, but we both know that'll never happen.

>>55535864
if I see a good overnight natgas or oil DIPPARINO
i'm buying
if I see a good overnight natgas or oil RIPPARINO
i'm selling
i want BOIL, KOLD, UCO, SCO added but at least there is UNG and USO.

So, in the end, I just buy NASCOCK? Is it that easy?

>>55535890
>200 sma leveraged rotation
someone redpill me on this

ASX CHADS RISE UP

>>55537337
Dumb meme strategy that enters trends too late and exits after a 50% loss.

>>55536086
is it me or 20Y at 4% looks really good? Why aren't people buying it?

>>55536405
1, 3, 2

>>55537307
It really is that easy, but you do have to time it a little. Basically every time /smg/ can't shut up about oil barons and and makes fun of SOXL and tech baggies, that's when you start going long in tech. Right now you would start taking some profit and slowly sell up.

Holy fuck the CVNA stocktwits feed is gonna give me tumors.
Is this what dumb money is?

who is dumping oil? Put WTI above 76 again on God fr fr

Yields across curve down big.. rally continues - unless PPI somehow upside surprises (which is doubtful)
Interesting/unusual that crypto has not reciprocated here; you would expect BTC to be at least $33K+ after the insane tech rally we've been going through, in combination with dollar falling sharply - all this while "the halvening" positioning is also taking place
Is the canary dead in his cage or is he just chilling hanging out, no poison gas in the mine?

>>55537375
Well they're winning, right?
That makes them smart money.

>>55536603
Sell target?

Only time I’m gonna say this:
ADTN

>>55537398

That premarket doesn't look very bullish desu

>>55537394
retail isnt buying coins and probably never will again

>>55535549
>>55536603
where do u see insiders buying? theres nothing in the news

>>55537394
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/like-a-dark-cloud-disappearing-treasury-yield-curve-goes-less-negative-after-june-cpi-77a80013?
https://archive.is/Vvvk0
>The 2-year rate TMUBMUSD02Y was trading around 85 basis points above the 10-year yield TMUBMUSD10Y during the New York session — producing the least negative spread between the two yields in about a month. The 2s10s spread had been at more than minus 100 basis points as recently as last week, and was minus 92.96 basis points early Wednesday before the June consumer price index came out.
>As stock investors cheered the report, traders aggressively bought U.S. government debt, which pushed yields lower across the board. Shorter-term rates like the 2-year yield fell the most, as traders factored in a greater likelihood that the Federal Reserve might deliver just one more quarter-of-a-percentage point rate hike on July 26.
>A less negative 2s/10s spread reflects “a less sky-is-falling type of messaging,” said Bryce Doty, senior vice president and senior portfolio manager at Sit Investment Associates in Minneapolis. “It bolsters confidence when the curve isn’t so inverted because people view it as such an albatross, a sign of disaster. As that signaling dissipates, all of a sudden it’s like a dark cloud disappearing.”
>In addition, he said via phone, “a year from now, yields will probably be lower and if you are a bond investor you should probably increase duration now and lock in yields while you can before they drop.”
Yield curve begins to uninvert.. everyone cheers?
Does no one remember that the uninversion that fucks everything?

US PPI 0.1% vs. 0.2% expected
US Core PPI 0.1% vs. 0.2% expected

>>55537435
yield curve doesn't matter this time around since it's all forced and not natural. tried to tell the bears that a year ago

>>55536133
>>55536144
>>55536181

URANIUM KINGS

>>55537438
Market is retarded anyways. It dumped on high inflation, then it pumped on high inflation, now it pumps on low inflation. It doesn't matter and anybody who thinks it does, doesn't know.

Low inflation= rate cuts
High inflation= good for companies

Bulls never lose with this bullshit, which is why this market is retarded.

oil baron sirs, when is it our turn?

>>55537417
Perhaps this is the end, but it's had a long and wild run. 10x off the bottom.

>>55537473
it's over

>>55537473

Oil is obsolete

>futes

I am seeing extremely complex things in my autism that cannot be described. I am becoming an architect of trade positions. They are structures that can be built over various spans of time.
HOWEVER
>however
however
initially it can be difficult to tell if one is building a ceiling or a floor, so extreme caution may be called for, and never begin a building without plenty of materials in reserve for the unexpected.

JZXN is ripe for bagholder bullying today.

The eternal ponzi must never stop

>>55535500
>TMF does that track the price or the yield of the 20 year Treasury bond?

>Judge strikes down FTC suit hard
>atvi rises as it should
>immediate fud articles and vain injuctures from ftc again to get one last buy opportunity for smart money

its all so tiresome

So is that CVNA short squeeze gonna be happening or not

>>55536839
Bidenomics ftw

>>55537398
It's being very naive to expect that most of the dumbasses posting have been there from the start, so much of them have bought in in the last week and will get absolutely heemed.
Oh well I guess it's inevitable that people have to lose money for me to make money.

>>55535939
>army surpassed the marines being the retard branch
huh....

>>55537635
>disregarding the months before that he was president too

>>55537635
Actually became president January 2021, look when the graph exploded.

predict market open

>>55537660
its another bull run episode

>>55535437
>Geschwaerzt

>>55537632
it never happens

I have 10 contracts
How do I setup my stop loss at market open to maximize money lads?

Any hot stock tips? I have some cash to burn

>>55537660
We move higher then close below yesterday's high

>>55537660
We close today at -4% and every trading day after until SPY reaches 200

>>55537660
init market_crash = false;

def predict_market_open(woman_rings_bell):
If (woman_rings_bell):
return market_crash = true;
else
return market_crash = false;

I sold all my WAL yesterday at 40. I bought at 15. Tbh I was going to hold for a while to avoid tax scams and I thought it would go back to 60.
I just d9nt trust that anymore. I think it will go to 60 but I dont want to risk it.

>>55537641
That's true of every pump and dump. It's like a roulette, creating a few big winners but also many losers.
While the timeframe is slower, I expect this whole AI pump will also eventually create as many losers as it has created winners YTD.

>Oh well I guess it's inevitable that people have to lose money for me to make money.
This is actually not true, as least not fully. Due to averages, for you to relatively outperform someone else much naturally see relative underperformance, but as the stock market in general produces real wealth over time it leaves plenty of profit to go around.
Some of my biggest trades nowadays are merger arbs, where there is no clear public loser to my trade. I'd use TWTR as an example, but given how hard Elon has worked to destroy its value after the takeover, it's probably not the best example. Maybe ATVI?

>>55537660
Nasdaq opens up almost 1% but closes red

we're not waiting for the fed anymore. there's simply not enough time.

I think it's time to sell my STLA too. I bought last year at 12 I will sell at 19. I got a good dividend and now I avoid tax scams.
Not bad.

>>55536405
3>2>1

I actually cannot believe this EU market. This is the worst I've ever seen it.

>>55537697
SHOP breaking out today or tomorrow

>>55537774
daily dax doomer

>>55537782
DAX,CAC, AEX, doesn't matter, all broken

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55537811
all aboard the bull market rocket ship!

What the FUCK was that?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55537811
>09:30:00

>>55537811
Nailed it.

>>55537811
Checked and based btw

>>55537811

what in heavens just transpired

kek carvana baggies

>>55537815
>>55537828
>>55537836
>>55537838
>>55537839

>>55537715
kick ass, blessed, and wise move.

carvana what happened to that moass boys

$10 by JP morgan they know SI better than u

>>55537828
Not so fast

>>55537843
Was wondering why he was quiet today lmao

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Damn, KSCP recovered nicely. I was about to be all BUDDY CHECK KNIGHTSCOPE COMPUTER but it's doing all right.

>>55537775
>>55537697
hope you listened

Who is buying at these prices?

>>55537912
Kek
>Dude AI lmao
>stock pumps
It really is that easy, huh

FIX IT MUTTS

>>55537916
bots and npcs

>>55537916
it's not buying, it's the DXY that pushes everything up. check DXY

>>55537848

>>55537920
I think so
it's also really irrelevant AI that they added (some garbage thing that helps customers setting up their shit or something) but hey it gets the news articles

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken... bullish market till next week atleast

>>55537935
I'm a SHOP merchant so I probably ought to at least look into it.

Eat shit bobo

>>55537916
serious question: when the NASDAQ rebalances this month, how does that affect the QQQ?

admit it biz, bidenomics is working.

>>55537916
People who got blown up on their USD/t-bills carry trade, and are now desperately trying to stop the bleeding as DXY plummets.

>>55537965
It changes its name from NASDAQ-100 to NVIDIA & Pals

DXY UNDER 100
>DXY UNDER 100
DXY UNDER 100

>>55537992
Kek

Too late to fomo into SOXL? What's a good price for it?

I’m convinced 99% of this board do not even invest.

>>55537992
Good. People need to stop worrying about the nasdaq-100 and just buy the nasdaq-10

From a GDP point of view, DXY dying makes no sense, as every other country has a far worse economic activity right now. EU zone is a joke (germany in recession lmao) and China is entering deflation.
this shit is only because of the projected interest rates of the fed. But America is still far better off economically

I'm crabbin hard today you guys.

>>55538024
under 25

Just woke up
I'm making money again?

>>55538043
Economic strength does not necessarily tie to currency strength, though it is a major factor.

DXY Status: Buck Broken

>>55538062
what are you playing broseph

>>55537979
>speculators sell fiat for stocks because inflation
>"insert random economic policy''
>look its working!

>>55537979

Look when Biden became president and when the curve went up>>55537635
Also look when the curve went down and when Biden depleted the SPR.

CCL bros, you ok?

>get in the car Rocky

>>55537979
Uncle Joe truly cares about the People, in his heart!!!

>>55537979
Besides, look at OIL. Next CPI will get fucked. Oil July 2022 average way way lower than June, at least 10$ lower. But Oil average July 2023 will be higher than June 2023.

>>55538090
MIC-aerospace stuff and KO lmao. Haven't bought or sold today, just yelling at my table like a horse race.

>>55538116
thats the safest plays you coulda picked lol

>>55538126
Low beta life

>>55538043
If fed doesnt hike anymore and BRICS gold backed currency takes off dollar is done. I dont think either of these things happen but thats why the selloff.

>>55538021
What does this mean? I'm dumb

>>55538154
US Dollar go down

>>55538154
It means your european imports just got more expensive.

>>55538154

NVDA bros… life is so easy

...it's about to violently dump isn't it.

>>55538185
Shut your whore mouth

>>55538185
nah, its totally fine to let your guard down, line go up forever.

>>55538198
WF, I fucking hate those guys.

t. WF customer

>>55538181
That's it. I've had enough. I'm going ALL IN - SHORT - on NVDA, right NOW.

>>55536086
Imagine the smell.

>>55535939
>can I interest you in being paid minimum wage to die in a desert for Israel

>>55538203
Same. FUCK Wells Fargo.
t. former WF customer

>>55535257
Mvis bros we slurping. soon to hit 5 dollars and never go down below it ever again. get in before the plane takes off without you

>>55538107
no airbags=no thanks

In order to go up any further spy has to retrace all the way back to 443 or somewhere around that area. I sold when it bounced off the 448.40 resistance. Just sayin

DAL needs to poomp or I'm not gonna coom

SOFI BROS???

>Silver
>Copper
GODDAMN BIG GREEN DILDOS coming through. Don't know why gold isn't pumping as well though

>>55537348
You can buy a 1m-1y for 5%, why would you buy a 20 year?

>>55538261
to 4475, but it will retest 4500 and that's it

When will he get tired of being wrong /smg/?

>>55538202
Thanks in advance for your mony

>>55538198
TSLA earnings next week

>>55536095
im looking at that dog

>>55538308
>TSLA earnings next week
Easiest position in the world. Just buy calls and lots. Shit is gonna pump as always. Tesla's retard strength is back and they are actually doing good work as of late

What the FUCK is even left to buy?

>>55538308
>TSLA earnings next week
Is the cybertruck ever going to come out?

>>55538198
i should buy some bank stocks. i can't see why jp morgan, city, or wells fargo would have a shit earnings.

Odds = Buy
Evens = Sell
Dubs = Hire a prostitute

>>55538355
nice.

>>55538355

>>55538338
just buy the dip anon. everything pulls back eventually

>>55538202
its too early to short NVDA
at least wait until we get closer to earnings reporting
NVDA will correct after they report earnings

>>55538355
B-bros I've never hired a prostitute and I haven't had sex in 12 years. W-what do I do?

>>55538355
Get a good one, m8. A lightly tanned with a nice tone ass and small tits

>>55538372
>W-what do I do?
Take advantage of this weak US dollar and plan a nice vacation

>>55538372
I prefer amps because you get a massage, but up to you if you want to goto a house or not.

>>55538334
I kind of want to sell other positions and buy more into TSLA. I'm up like 20% in a month on it

>>55538355
Based.

>>55538372
Get a nice and medium-expensive escort that actually knows what she is doing. You don't need to know what to do, she will take care of everything

i don't even know what to buy

>received the best sell to close fill price of the day
>feelzgood.jpg
>thanks fellas

>>55538260
>no thanks
have you ever seen the way Rockford maneuvers that Firebird Esprit? I wouldn't worry about safety when you're rolling with Jimbo

>>55538420
How do you set it up? I've looked at tryst and stuff like that before but they all want references or a picture of your ID, etc. I dont feel comfortable giving a picture of my ID to someone who can then blackmail me.

>>55538305
Probably around the same time this guy does which is never. Funny thing is in their own accounts they're probably literal buy and hold normies but being perma doomer gets more clicks and their audience probably believes their bullshit so the audience is either in cash or short and missed the whole rally

>>55538433
I suggest research sectors that are interesting to you. banks, reits, crypto, ai, oil, uranium, semiconductors to get you started. then let us know which one your interested in and maybe someone will shill some stock to you

>been watching VSAT since it they've been making major headway providing highspeed internet to airlines
>stock crashes 30% due to sattelite malfunction
Looks like a tasty dip that could either crash harder as more info becomes available or rocket back up
Always scared to make risky plays but I've been waiting for this moment

>>55538449
Sorry m8, I've only tried escorts in Germany, Czech Republic, and Italy. No experience with the US. Establish contact over Whatsapp and then do the deed at her place (or a hotel).
The agency needs to be legit, no sketchy crap.

>>55538447
Do kids even know about Pontiac these days?

>giving money to a woman so that she lets you give her an orgasm on top of it

the fucking state of cuckolds

>>55538479
Some things in life are more important than money

>>55538479
Son, you pay to cum one way or another.

>>55538479
orgasm?

I’ve lost. I shouldn’t have gone all in on sqqq. I don’t want to formalize my losses, I don’t want the loss to be real.

>>55538479
You either pay in time or money. Some people have too much of both (and I cannot pull as attractive women as the escorts that I have been with).
Plus the escorts are tested for STDs which is a huge deal for me. So yeah, until I can get that perfect gf, I am sticking with escorts. Maybe a fleshlight would be better/cheaper though...
>DXY falling like a rock
Dollarbros, this isn't looking so good

>>55538515
SQQQ is horrendous. Even when the maket tanked it barely moved. Sell on the next bounce.

>>55538524
>Dollarbros, this isn't looking so good
It's already over. The collapse this past week has been impressive. I'm not really sure what changed on the 4th of July, but there's no going back. Unlikely that even 25 bps could salvage this decline.

>>55538541
I thought FED was hyperfocused on ensuring a strong dollar. Then again, it is still pretty strong, just not as strong as it was couple of months ago.
Worryingly, it is losing pretty hard against Euro

>>55538553
>I thought FED was hyperfocused on ensuring a strong dollar.
The opposite. They've been intentionally keeping it weak. Even last fall, they were opening swaps and slowrolling QT.

GBP SISTERS!

yeah i'm up several thousand but i'm hungry and i don't have breakfast foods only lunch foods and it's not noon yet

>>55538355
glad to see everything worked out

>>55538334
Why did you put that demon in my head? Now I'm looking at $297.50/$300 spreads for $0.40/spread.

>>55538595
Use last nights dinner leftovers. That always counts for breakfast.

>>55538595
McDonalds is open

>>55538433
ape into vix (etf)

Stocks just keep going up

>>55538465
VSAT, MNTS, ASTS... all satellite companies are money burning garbage.

The only hope any have is that Starship gets online, cuts launch costs by 100x, and they figure out satellite spam.

Stocks please keep going up

>Iger comes back
>Disney stock stops falling

This strike better tank it and get me that sweet $75 buy in I've been craving.

>your USD denominated stocks go up
>USD eats shit
>You live in Euroland

Well isn't that something

>Oil up 10% in 2 weeks
RIP cool inflation prints

>>55538595
Order pizza

>>55538705

Why worry, just rebalance the basket that inflation is measured by, or shit out more oil from the SPR

>>55538704
There is no end to the suffering

Is there a global ETF like XEQT/VEQT but having more holdings in the Asian countries, especially China?

>>55538704

someone check the oven

>>55538719
FYLD

>>55538704
Ohnononono.

Should have bought the Euro hedged boomer funds bruh frfr ongod.

>>55538746
>>55538746
>>55538746

>>55537635
>Blindly believing government statistics
Biden's govt is communist tier, they literally never let any bad info come out

>>55538704
SHART IN USD

>>55538718
who’s the girl on the right

>>55539989
seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=grimes

>>55540006
oh yeah, I know who she is, I’ve just never seen her look normal, I’ve only seen a couple pics with a bunch of weird goth makeup or whatever. I don’t listen to her music.