/biz/ - Business & Finance

I never gave up.

>>55524708
Poor cooktop, it didn't deserve that

SPY 455 and SOXL 30 EoD tommorow my feelings confirm

>>55524631
>disinflation
Money supply is growing, stocks/asset values are growing, federal deficit continues. Perhaps there will be a period of deflation among some of the basic commodities as flows shift back towards the wealthy and away from the poor, but it's hard to see capital/assets continue to outperform labor sustainably. In other words, expect a 2nd wave shortly.

Boomers will continue retiring. Zoomers will continue to see large wage growth. The imbalance will continue to lead inflation higher, on average.

first
for Little House on the Prairie
needing a tradable ticker
and shorters get BTFO

>The artificial upsurge in shilling for Zuck's Threads
Not defending Twitter or Elon, but did everyone already forget about the fucking Metaverse?

>>55524752
The what now?

>>55524745
large wage growth that is immediately negated by inflation.

+15% today
The comeback begins

>>55524708
>not my problem

>>55524752
People are just getting tired of Musk's shit.
I wonder how that is all going to translate into Tesla sales.
I think a lot of people who buy EVs don't want to associate themselves with a manchild chud who proposes penis measuring contests.
On the other hand, what else are they going to buy?

>>55524757
>Lose billions in blatant fraud/ineptitude
>"Hey, check out my MMA technique!"
How does he get away with it

>>55524745
we’re not talking about the next 10 years, anon. we’re not even talking about the next 10 months.

>>55524772
>Get clowned on so much for being a pasty computer dork you go full MMA roid monkey

>>55524772
You can say the same thing about Musk though, he lost billions on his Twitter purchase, treating it like he was pumping dogecoin or something.

Zuck is in not bad shape, probably he could beat up that fat fuck who does the /smg/ youtube videos.

>>55524708
the market piss fairies decided to return 12k they had stolen from me earlier this year all at once today. Sometimes hope is the thing that makes you want to scream the loudest.

>>55524760
kick ass
VINDICATION

>>55524745

Money supply has been shrinking for over a year and heading back toward the long term trendline. The inflation we saw from printing will be balanced out by subsequent deflation such that over the long term the yoy averages out to 2-3%, effectively undoing the damage to long duration treasuries.

That is if JPow can force congress not to print stimmies during deflation and actually cut spending. Which is guaranteed to be a lulzy shitshow, but even if (when) he loses that fight he can still cause a real fucking mess for a year or so.

>>55524791
>>55524771
It's all a pissing contest but Cramer and the retards are acting like it's a genius move when really it's a glowie op to keep social media addicts on the data mining reservation.
>CTRL+C, CTRL+V "Glownigger Market" text

>>55524791
Why does everyone think that Musk bought twitter to use it like an investment or to run it like a business.

something or someone killed my ducks

>>55524826
It was me

Does anyone know where I can get this macaroni ball?

This is your final warning. There is about to be a massive shit extremely soon. Take profit while you can.

>>55524836
you won't get your shit until you finish pumping my oil
75 WTI is not nearly high enough

something or someone just pumped my FLO in the AH.

>>55524826
I'm sorry, anon.

>>55524826

>>55524847
I also spoke on oil. This is only a bounce. Sell on it.

>>55524836
>>55524867
Can you give more details?

>tech stock ez mode holders
>short term traders degenning their money
>anime posters trying to bait short term gains amongst each other
>dedicating a part of 401k to companies that cut dividends out and are recovering from debt in high interest society that you believe in

I bet none of the niggas here even do 8 hour arms either

>>55524888
I don't want to be a market manipulator. Just saying this otherwise I feel guilty keeping my mouth shut.

nice being vindicated in my belief that we are all going to become poor
what's left is to figure out how to keep the savings i have

>>55524729
How do you fuck up this bad?

>>55524708
Would this work?

>>55524916
Listen, I already know about everything. The illuminati, the gnostic illuminati, the aliens, Qanon. We know Biden didn't win the election and that's a fake Biden clone. Businesses can't survive with these interest rates. They can't keep this charade going much longer. Either economy collapses, banks get hacked and drained, or war with Russia. Then they unveil the bad aliens and say they are good and they are gonna help us fight off the good aliens. Shits fucked up.

>>55524925
the oil smoking should be your first clue to turn the heat down but if you don't then it just combusts shrimple mistake

>>55524836
>This is your final warning. There is about to be a massive shit extremely soon. Take profit while you can.
lol. i used to be bearish until every fucking dipshit on youtube started calling for a recession. ALL OF THEM

every guest on blockworks macro
every guest on wealthion
snider and van meter
hedgeye
jim rickards
brent johnson (dollar milkshake guy)
every gold and silver schizo channel
peter schiff
howard marks
luke gromen
ray dalio

make no mistake - we will see a real-world recession, but the stock market will not give a fuck. the Fed will not let stocks and bonds drop too much and has infinite buying power to make sure they prop it up. the SP500 is up +24% in the last 9 months and all of those retards listed above have not made any money and Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan made it all, outside of a short gold run where schiff made a little money

fucking inverse baggies, the lot of you

>>55524803
>Money supply has been shrinking for over a year and heading back toward the long term trendline
Perhaps the imaginary number that they call the M2 money supply has been shrinking, but that's on the basis that money is shifting from bank accounts into higher yield t-bills which are not entirely counted. Note that any time-deposits above $100k are also excluded, this has been the same $100k limit in place for years, despite $100k looking increasingly small these days. Retirement accounts are also excluded.

When I refer to money supply, I'm talking about the national debt. Think about what happens when that debt increases, and on the opposite end, when it shrinks. Do you know where money comes from?
Any other metric is armchair handwaving economist cope.

>>55525015
I was literally laughed at, to my face (through zoom) for being bullish last winter
Look who's laughing now
Not me, for unrelated reasons, but I'm sure someone is laughing

>>55524981

She got lucky, it looked like she was going to try dumping in the sink and pour water on it. Also it looks like she didn't get any on herself.

>>55524826
I'm so sorry anon. I hope they didn't suffer

>>55525063
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55524771
Considering how many cars Tesla sold last quarter I don't think people who buy cars care. Lefties that actually give a shit are poorfags who can't afford luxury cars anyway.

>>55525054
I'm laughing because I'm still in the red, and have been since March 2020.

>>55524708
>Never Give Up
I wont

Never give up, never commit suicide, everything gonna C alright

>>55525077
Different segments of my portfolio are doing different things... my worst (my gambling account) is still down 25%, but overall I'm up 2.51%

>>55525063
>What the fuck, I thought water put out fi-ACK

>>55524729
KEK

>>55525106
that will be me walking into a bank to get a mortgage at peak interest rates.

>Futures

>>55525144
When the FUCK are these FUCKING PRINCIPALS going to adjust.

>>55525148
>Pasts

>>55525157
They will adjust, violently upwards when rates relax. We Canucks now. It's over.

>>55525015
And I come here and see so many “Stonks only goes up” posters. Famous last words.

>>55525119
I was doing pretty well too until I decided to do things that anons on /smg/ recommended.

>>55525186
Oh thank God, free suicide.

>>55524858
>yfw the ducks steal your penis

>>55525015
add picrealted to the list

>>55525063
The move is to try and just take it outside and let it burn in the parking lot. But you do risk spilling. How are kitchens with deep fryers not training wagies to use whatever chemical extinguisher they have to deal with this

>HODL FELLOW REDDITORS THE HEDGIES HAVE TO COVER

>>55525236
>little poopie pants joe biden!
>what are you going to do little stinky pants?
>get yourself some gold and pickup a copy of trends journal.

>>55525253
>little poopie pants joe biden!
>what are you going to do little stinky pants?
>get yourself some gold and pickup a copy of trends journal.

Just checked my portfolio. Feeling nice.

>>55525301
I have heard of topless places but are there places that are bottomless instead? She seems to be sunning her gooch there.

>>55525301
>looking disgusting - bush protruding - in her black bikini top before /smg/. Very very disrespectful.

We still pro-Elon here or nah?

>>55525327
"we" are not a hivemind you stupid faggot

>>55525327
Did these people not troll on the internet growing up? It’s so crazy to me that these fuckwits just take everything at face value
More likely they just choose to believe it because it supports their world view
>omg da ebil nahzees I knew it

>>55525345
playing on the pc was for nerds until facebook let you put everything about yourself and your life online for everyone to look at and admire.

>>55525327
>>55525345
The iPhone really did ruin the internet.

>>55525040

The fed is not currently monetizing the debt in a way which increases deposits as per 2020.

Inflation took about 1.5 years to manifest. Deflation looks to be about the same. It will be lesser in magnitude, but if we return to trend before resuming, the outcome is just as I described. If 2022 was +9% CPI, then you could expect 2023 is -3% CPI, and then it's like saying each year was +3%. Huzzah, bond market saved.

>>55525345
The radical left is notorious for having zero sense of humor. You're talking about the people who invented the term "microaggression" here.

>>55525317
>>55525326
Shame on you anons. I only saved the video because she cute.

>>55525327
>pro-Elon
More like PEElon if ya ask me

>>55524826
Buy a donkey, alpaca or emu, they will attack the coyotes and snakes

>>55525242
Welcome to Late Stage Capitalism. Enjoy your civilizational collapse.

>>55525075
They either take out a loan for it or lease them anyway. The Subaru Outback is the de facto leftist vehicle anyway.
>>55525380
Who is this big titted Dinaric retard?

I have $500
Whats going up tomorrow?

Let's take a quick IQ test for /smg/. What is the optimal leverage ratio? What is the best way to attain this leverage? What is the underlying asset for this leverage?

I didn't expect myself to become almost full blown racist in my 30s but it's happening slowly. I can't stop noticing. The only thing that would make me calm down is actually if others start noticing.

Larry Fink drives me crazy. George Soros drives me crazy. Yeah it's legal what they're doing. But they're using economics and rules--our laws--to show and prove to you, unabashedly, day after day, that they hate you and they are trying to destroy your whiteness.

I have never been more emboldened to destroy these cretinous Jews, take all their money, family members, memories, hopes, dreams and lives.

>>55524745
>Boomers will continue retiring. Zoomers will continue to see large wage growth. The imbalance will continue to lead inflation higher, on average.
There are more millennials than boomers. Boomers are not the infinite generation.

>>55524789
I admire that he upgraded his programming to the newest firmware in order to achieve a higher benchmark.

>>55525484
SSO

>>55525512
>Larry Fink drives me crazy.
You're done, bud. You're done.

Well well well futures niggers. It would appear you have overplayed your hand. I too can now lose money 24 hours a day. SUCK IT

>>55525484
>What is the optimal leverage ratio?
As high as you can get. Bigger is better.
>What is the best way to attain this leverage?
Payday loans. Alternatively, selling blood plasma
>What is the underlying asset for this leverage?
Money, duh.

>>55525090
incredibly based

>>55525537
It should be legal to shout at some with a sledgehammer. BlackRock sucks.

>>55525484
>Optimal Leverage is as much as they will allow you to have

>Best way to obtain this leverage: A HELOC that is dumped into your broker that both lets you use margin and treats Treasuries as cash that is subsequently dumped into high rate short term treasuries to offset the HELOC interest rate

>underlying asset for this leverage: nothing, you commit fraud

>>55525484
>What is the optimal leverage ratio?
No leverage

>What is the best way to attain this leverage?
Paying off all your debts

>What is the underlying asset for this leverage?
Rice. And. Beans.

>>55525063
>>55525242
The funny part is the fire extinguisher is hanging almost right above where the flames are. Probably there for this exact situation

>>55525567
>Rice. And. Beans.
Bootstraps*

>>55525539

>>55525531
Not a bad answer for anons with a higher risk tolerance.

>>55525548
>>55525562
kek

>>55525567
Should have put Bogle in the picture.

>>55525484
>What is the optimal leverage ratio?
100:1
>What is the best way to attain this leverage?
Day trading margin in a futures account
>What is the underlying asset for this leverage?
Student loan

>>55525621
the funniest part about this is how correct it is and how often it happens

>>55525611
>Should have put Bogle in the picture
Ummm sweaty Bogle says optimal leverage is 2-3x??

>>55524799
I'm happy the piss fairies gave you hope.

>>55525656
those fairies owe me another 2.5% so I can be back at my all time highs again from last April-March

>>55525636
>Ummm sweaty Bogle says optimal leverage is 2-3x??
This isn't April 1st, anon.

>>55525692
I am being 100% serious. Someone post that webm I don't have it at the moment. You know the one.

>>55525734

Will THEY dump the markets overnight?

>>55525734
>>55525692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ra5POdsYg&t=632s

>>55525484
2x etfs
QLD and USD for 2x, CURE for 3x

Bobros when should we short? And why?

>>55525776
>QLD
QLD chads arise

>>55524730

My thoughts

The movement of SOXL has been odd the last 5 sessions. Hope your correct

>>55525063

Wtf happened? Propane?

something is fishy about this CPI. for so long we have been lulled into inflation data showing lower and lower inflation. what happens when it doesnt? i dont like that media bull shill Bobby Lee is telling everyone to buy.

>>55525868

No, that's just what happens when you add water to an oil fire. The water vaporizes and expands and carries droplets of the burning oil with it

>>55525875
what if inflation comes in too low?

>>55525894
no such thing as too low i dont think. markets will pump on any low result but im just saying itd be easy to rug people since everyone is so confident that every CPI comes in lower. and network media shills always try and fuck as many people over as possible to unload their bags. im not shorting but im also not holding anything

how do we profit off of the barbie phenomenon?

Oil needs to go up and brandon needs to stop cucking me with the SPR, this shit's gone too far. I don't care if it makes car drivers sad, that's not my problem.

>>55524708
I'm up nearly 85% so whatever.

>>55525939
I look like this and say this
Also look at this patchouli grimace awoo abomination I found in another thread holy shit

Do you think fund managers ever get weird and esoteric about naming their portfolios?

>>55525868
Water.

>>55525939
Ive seen a real-life vagina. I even put my fingers (and pee-pee) in one. That was 5 years ago...
As for oil, I dont think the president wants to refill the reserves, I think hes just going to keep them empty to cripple the US.

>>55525365
That's not true we laugh at right wingers all the time.

>>55525363
>then you could expect 2023 is -3% CPI
are you for real?

lol,
lmao even.

>>55525512
Normalfags are slowly starting to notice trust me. My cousin is a full blown shitlib and got into a disagreement with the ADL on Twitter over Israel, and they called him an antisemite. He was taken a back. Something changed in him after that. Not saying he's going to be a brown shirt anytime soon, but people are starting to notice more than you'd think.

>>55526002
two more weeks

>>55525921
>no such thing as too low
false. it’s not just about if they’re going up or down but how quickly too. if businesses’ income drops too much then they don’t make enough money to pay their employees = layoffs = recession.

>>55525958
considering there are professional investment advisors and fund managers who (secretly) use astrology to predict the markets, I would say yes.

>>55525935
vagina

>>55525484
too broad of a question
depends on your trading strategy - theoretically, if you have something where you have an edge / you are arbitraging something where you are 'guaranteed' to profit based on the way the trades are structured, there is nothing wrong with going 50x, 100x leverage, whatever they are wiling to extend to you to execute your strategy
but if we are talking for going long indices, the optimal leverage is slightly above 2x, between 2x and 2.5x

>>55525875
I'm getting my teeth cleaned tomorrow and will miss market open. I got lucky that I didn't get hooked on some puts EOD today. Was able to get out clean before the late rip up. How are my bobros feeling about tomorrow?

>>55525995

Don't mind me I'm just a silly guy. A real jokester.

>>55525935
BOOM!

>>55526019
Funny that's exactly what I was thinking

>>55526002
That's the thing. I don't want the brownshirts or any of that. I just want faggots like this
>>55526019
To shut their mouths and feel scared walking down the streets.

Otherwise, how else will Larry Fink knows he has to resign? It's his time, now. I can't control it. I'm just noticing the reality of the universe on purpose. Fuck BlackRock. I don't care how Jewish they are.

Its time to Give up

>>55526047
Stock go up a lot, might go down soon. But I wouldnt count on The Crash to happen soon. They will rather run it up for the time being is my guess.

PHUNbros? Is it over?

>>55525015
Exactly. Every bearish poster in /smg/ quotes doomer talking points and the flavor of the month schizo theory about how it's all going to unravel.

If you're not long chips, you're literally fucking retarded and hopeful for someone to fix your mental state. But that's not this. This is not your place.

You're gonna die here. Alone.

>>55526120
>>You're gonna die here. Alone.
I AM????!?!?!!

Uranium bros how are we feeling?

>>55526126
Yes my senpai, and now that I have full control over you, let me tell you why you should feel guilty for disagreeing with your mother, or any woman.

You are a woman, in fact. Why don't you transition? And we'll keep investing in stocks. We'll support you, brother.

We will!

No, snakes are awful pets. It’s like a breathing stick staring at you all weird. Now put it down!

>>55526081
Larry Fink is just an employee of blackrock. There are people behind the scenes telling him what to do. If he resigned, somebody else would replace him the next day. The only way things change is if the dumbest collection of citizens in this country (which happen to be the dumbest) decide they've had enough. It's highly unlikely because these are the same people who think CNN and Fox report the "news".

>>55526138
Fuck that, my Moms retarded, but I still love her.

>>55526148
>>55526159
You guys are so exposed here and I'm just being merciful with your ass.

Larry Fink is the literal meme harbinger of your death. If he dies (or gets replaced,) he will be replaced with the next-in-line, most horrible Jew or Jewess.

And you. You should hold more evidence against your Mom. Don't be mean. Just hold evidence against her.

You guys are really needy. But I'm gonna post this awesome text anyway.

I'll help you guys for once. I hate seeing the little guys always lose.

The CPI release tomorrow will show a reversal as we start trending back up.

Good luck.

TMF BROS 2025 WGMI

>>55525445
Dish

>>55526198
A reversal in inflation increasing, right?

>>55526201

>>55526198
Thanks Jerome, good luck with congress

>>55526131
Pretty rad

insider here. CPI will run in very cold at 2.7%, S&P will moon >5% and the golden bull run will begin. Jerome will pause in 2 weeks.

>>55526187
I dont know what youre talking about Mister but I dont take very kindly to it, whatever it is.

>>55526230
thanks Bobby Lee I know we can trust you because youre on TV.

What does /smg/ think of dividend trading?

>>55526230
Fuark based tom sneed

>>55526257
Cursed photo.

>>55526201
>TMF
Does that track the yield or the price of the bonds? I know it tracks 3x the year index but what does the index itself measure, the price or the yield?

>>55526204
Still waiting for an explanation as to WHY people are bullish on dish

>>55526232
I'll split your wig with a knife and shoot your nigger ass in the face while I cut your cock off to feed it to my dog, you fucking faggot, coward-ass, fucking listless fucking nigger.

thoughts on FUBO?

>>55526267
20 year bond, this shit finna goon up to like at least $25 within 1.5 years gaurantee so I'm trying to buy the entire 2025 option chain

>>55526286
Isn't that the black people clothing company? Are they still around?

global recessionary deflate

>>55526293
>20 year bond
The yield or the price though? When you say it's going to $25 does that mean the yield of the 20 year will increase or the price of the 20 year will increase?

CPI will come in lower than expected because we are in a glownigger market. That's Bidenomics.

>>55526322

Yes, but Snider is still a moron.

I am the anon that was asking about sector rotation/ portfolio management the other day.

>Using this definition, https://www.investopedia.com/articles/trading/05/020305.asp

>Is it safe to say that we are in an 'late recovery' therefore we should be adding energy, consumer staples and services to our portfolios?

>>55526273
Look into open RAN.

>>55526354
is that was safe to say then wouldnt the market have already rotated

>>55526354
I'll just add more short dated index options. Line go up line go down

>>55526348
He seems to be able to talk for days about absolutely fucking nothing.

Has he been ever correct on any of his assumptions?

>>55526358
Lots of established players are in it though, what makes dish so special

>>55526358
>>55526273
starlink is gay, had some installed for work and it got fried from other radars we had

we did it lads

>>55526361

What do you consider your time-horizon to be?

dollar drilling overnight.

>>55526374
>Lots of established players are in it though, what makes dish so special

>>55526360

Can you rephrase what you're saying, I don't understand.

>>55526360
Did you not see oil stocks pumping today?

>>55526120
>Invest in companies that hate you and want you broke and abused in the lands your fathers conquered
Sorry, love my White children too much to do that. All of tech are going to have to flip to being openly pro-White.
Sorry not buying, don't support people that hate you, grow a fucking spine. This is procreational advice

>>55526404
>buy my shill stock
Why?
>j-j-just buy it OKAY!

>>55526408
i'm saying you're not smarter than the market so stop trying to be. not that you're dumb either, that's just the way it works and you'll save yourself a lot of time by focusing energy on generating income to buy broad indices instead of predicting what's coming next

>>55526416
Yep, just buy it libtard. You are not ENTITLED to an explanation, you people always want everything handed to you on a silver platter. Some people actually have to GOOGLE for their information.

What's the chips on Dat boy russel?

>>55526421

Kek, thanks for the laugh mate.

>Worry about your SPDR ETF 401k that is down 69% YTD, faggot
>by faggot I mean never my faggot, faggot.

>>55526423
You don’t know what you’re talking about, got it.

>>55526426
Went full fucking undertaker this past week.

>>55526358
Dish is out of money and will get bought out

>BP settles 2008 price manipulation case
I wonder if the people involved were even still in the company 15 years later kek.

>>55526507
Member Deepwater Horizon?

>There are people who don't have Forex Factory bookmarked to see when equities will shit the bed
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar

>>55526547
Are we thinking the inflation data will cause dollar demand?

>I like 'tradingecconomics.com'

>>55526561
Well, whatever is good for currency is usually bad for stocks. I can't pretend I can predict or understand everything, but at the very least, knowing the days for big movements lets you know when to trade or not trade

>>55526338
Bro just trust me nd thank me 1.5 years

>>55526567

Are you postulating that it is a good idea to sit on the sidelines due to the inflation data coming out of the U.S tomorrow?

>>55526584
Trading on big news days is equivalent to trading a company's ERs, it's volatile and an it's event you have no control over. Better to trade on days without swingy data, unless you have a specific alpha-generating strategy that's been backtested

>>55526230
Fake and gay
One post by this ID

>>55526592
I have no reason to think inflation will be out of line with expectations. I can see two situations transpiring.

>Inflation greater then expectations results in an sell-off due to profit taking, dollar rallies
>Inflation below expectations results in a equity rally, dollar sells-off.

>>55526437
enjoy underperforming, pleb

Alright guys... cut the gay shit, let's talk about some stocks

Are they going to let us trade during jew hours now?

>>55526662
Nobody was stopping you from trading micro futures at night with IBKR or AMP if you wanted to, stop victimizing yourself.

>>55526686
Wait I'm a victim too? I'm retarded and didn't know you could do that. Can anyone show me how or send me somewhere to learn?

>KO

HOLY BASED! SOXL BROS WE DID IT

are the shorts ouching yet?

>futures

If CPI is anything more than 3.4, the market is gonna rug.

Wtf I just ate dinner, which I bought from KR, and I'm still hungry!

>>55526696
Google "IBKR futures" to get to the website and apply for an account. Somewhere under the account settings you select that you want to trade futures and they approved me instantly.
From there you need a platform and data, with IBKR I would use Sierra Chart and the Denali data feed. The total cost is like 30 - 40 dollars a month though so you have to consider if you're ready.
I think AMP allows you to use Sierra Chart as well but you would have to look into how that works.
There's lots of other broker and platform combinations but I would stick with those two brokers. Basically IBKR or AMP will be the ones executing the order, but the software you trade on and the data feed are separate. With Sierra Chart it's bundled together as one of their packages, their software and the Denali data feed.

>>55526781
Appreciate you anon thank you

>>55526649
I promise to only underperform with your gf.

>>55524708
What are some events that have some impact on stock values? For example: quarterly earnings reports, they are something that investors look forward to. Another example is FOMC dates. What other things do investors look forward to?

>>55526781
Wait, how do (You) fund your IBKR account? I don't want to have to deal with all that bank stuff.

>futures

>>55526814
Employment/unemployment data releases, ADP payroll data releases, CPI data releases, tsunami warning systems

i'm scared of risk. what stock/etf has the lowest downside potential that i can still actually sell covered calls against?
i'm all in floating treasury etf right now, option volume is zero

>>55524708
What’s the difference between Mara and ma?

Protip: nothing

>>55525015
The bear case is everything, the bull case is that non of it matters

>>55526837
thanks a lot, i will make note of these

>>55526842
use a collar strategy. just buy put to cover your downside. you want higher volatility to collect more premium

>>55526831
>everyone wearing suit or fancy dress

That manlet would look better in pajamas and some furry bunny slippers.

Volumes

>>55526861
Don't forget to follow https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ once hurricane season starts

>>55526831
I miss the days when dictators at least looked fancy. dudes like some off brand dollar store GI Joe.

>>55526893
ooh, thanks, its alrdy hurricane season here

>>55526919
If you're not checking the NHC every half hour for updated storm path projection maps, and then zooming in on those locations in Google Maps to see what industries will be most likely potentially impacted by a hurricane striking land... then you are unironically NGMI

>>55526930
i will be now, thanks to (You) sir

Why are Ford stocks so cheap compared to most other car companies? Even fucking Rivian is more valuable now?

Also... I was at a SBUX earlier today, and some guy came in... said it was his wife's birthday, and he bought her a gift card.
Idk wtf is up with that, but I think it counts as observational market research for actionable investment purposes

>>55526831
>Couldn't tuck his shit in even
Man fuck that guy.

>>55527017
women will keep spending billions of dollars (for millions of dollars worth of coffee) at starbucks even when the zombie apocalypse kills 90% of the human race

>>55526831
it's over

>>55526514
Ka-Boom!

>>55527008
Thanks for the top signal. Liquidating everything.

Why has spotify been pumping for the last year?

>>55524858
>>55525220
based sopranos enjoyers

>futures
https://youtu.be/lB1pB0SjaMk

>>55526893

Storm2k forums see these fucking things a month before they happen..

Made assload on some oil plats by reading commentary in talking tropics subforum

One of the best storm forums from web 1.0 that didnt succumb to reddit

>>55526131
The charts nigga, they speak for themself. I am primed, locked, loaded, ready for nuclear war

>>55524826
I made friends with the spider in my bathroom. I drop flies into his web when I find them. We will remain friends as long as it doesn't decide to bite me when i'm taking a shit.

I am all in on Disney, I will make the Mouse's power my own.

lets check in on the Maverick

>just buy a house with a fixed-interest mortgage, bro
yeah, I'm sure my employer will absolutely make sure I stay at my current job for decades!

>don't ever pay cash. beter invest it all, bro
the only time I "invested" in the stock market I ended up losing 40% of that money. I'd rather make my house my investment, by offering it as a b&b.

>inb4 inflation
it's true, you lose money in real terms when saving, but I'm not rich so at least I have some security having my cash in my hands. also, inflation doesn't mean shit when you OWN your house. meanwhile, with a mortgage, the banks owns your house...

>>55527198
Speaking of YT videos, I watch NNFX (No Nonsense Forex) and the guy works at a prop firm called Maverick Trading. Anyways, their head trader/CEO is taking on $100k from the company and starting in August, is going to be taking 10 random tickers (dice, darts, astrology, etc) every month and trading them, because he wants to prove it doesn't matter what you trade, but how you trade it (risk management, psychology, etc). Thought it might be fun to watch, guy's an experienced trader with over 25 years but I have no idea how he'd manage to do it

it can really be this easy if you simply have any ability to withstand volatility at all

>>55524833
I know it's fake, but someone should make this real

I just found out that the energy sector only contributes about 5% of the S&P. That seems insanely low for the sector that every other sector relies on to operate and conduct business.

>>55527332
Shid and piss is mostly tech

>>55527332
energy/utilities have comically low PE ratios because they have little to no growth to make

it makes perfect sense

>>55527332
>>55527335
Reminder that the economy is an entirely fake pile of overleveraged bullshit fueled by nothing other than central bank money printing.

>>55524836
Yeah like the 5th final warning now

>>55527235
sounds based

>>55526338
Yield decrease price increase

>>55526201
Yo, I need TMF to go to $25 nigga

>>55524803
>Money supply has been shrinking for over a year and heading back toward the long term trendline.
You're going to get recked, anon, 5% fall after a 30% jump is fucking nothing

Short the Shitcoin.
Short the Shitcoin.
Short the Shitcoin.

If you're too cowardly to do this directly by trading your shitcoins for Real Money™ (tickers: BTC/XMR) than do it indirectly by DCAing into SOXL/TQQQ/USD(the 2x semi ETF, not the statist shitcoin).
>b-but muh chop chop
They Will Never Stop.
-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

>>55526662
That’s big. Could be they’re trying to move shit over to a 24 hour market. Is that just one broker or are they rolling that out for IB, TOS, etc.?

>>55527498
My nigga spotemgottem making his return

what is the next nvidia 6 months from now?
can DIS do it?

>>55527580
COIN

>>55526657
Underrated post.

guys
there's so much inflation that $10,000 isn't even a lot of money anymore
lol.

>>55527588
>COIN
should i go all in?

>>55527596
Yeah it's really fucking gay Jerome needs to put the clamps on this fucking economy already before we riot.

fresh COPIUM hot off the bears!

>>55526715
It just keeps getting worse. The age of obese Americans is over...

What's the verdict, bobo? Will CPI be above expectations?

>>55527640

>>55527640
2.9%

>>55527640
>inb4 5.1%

>>55527712
>mfw

Sitting here thinking about all the money I could have made this year swinging BOIL

Yields...

>>55527596
I saved up that much money in 3 months and I could go to Vegas and blow it all in 1 weekend USD really is monopoly money at this point

>>55527712
would never happen because the stat riggers would be executed by order of President Brandon

Say hi to my pet spider, his name is Edward. He hangs out in the bathroom and listens to limp Bizkit when I shit.

>>55527235
This sounds super interesting. Keep us posted I'd like updates to this.

It doesn't matter what CPI is this insane market will find any reason to go up

>>55527834
SPY 455 EoD bears will shit themselves

>>55527834
yes

Ladies and Gentlemen, INFLATION has officially been beaten in EU.

Spain Headline CPI for June, 1,9% or 1,6% EU-harmonized.

Coreinflation? Yes, that is at 5,9%. But in May it was 6,1%!

Also, nevermind that OIL looks bullish again, climbing in a stable manner, going to wreck future CPI readings.

>>55527235
Good content anon.

>>55527820
Hi Edward
Pls dont bite anon in the dick while shitting

>>55527994
*reweights energy to be .000001 percent of inflation*
checkmate bobo

>>55527787
this is fine

>>55527820
those look like dead bedbugs and a cockroach and maybe a fleck of shit. you are such a pig... check your mattress right now i bet you have bedbugs

>>55528022
Too bad it's not part of Coreinflation

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This is not financial advice.

>DAX being pumped by Zalando
>only because About You reported something good
lmao even

>>55525242
Or just pull the metal hood over/put the lid on it. Then focus on getting clean air

>>55527989
Spain has always had relatively low inflation. Germany is the only one that matters and that went UP (for whatever reason).
Also, low inflation is bearish. Inflation is by its very nature bullish. If you take that away, businesses have less room to grow and can make smaller price adjustments.
You need high inflation for these massive fuckin stock movements we have been having for the past three years.
Nobody is satisfied with 0.5% anymore. If the stock ain't moving at least 2% every day... absolutely ridiculous

>huge buy orders same time just before close nearly every day for 2 weeks

what is happening here?

>>55528142
NSPY

>>55527994
I dunno, where's the demand for oil coming from? Seasonal swings make sense but China is leading the consumption collapse, and Joe Biden/Congress will never refill the SPR to previous levels.

>>55528132
You didn't understand my sarcasm?

>>55528160
Of course considering the core inflation is fugged in EU. I am just so sick of this market. And I am sick and tired of myself trying to predict it. I should have just bought some global fuckin index fund and would have outperformed like crazy.
EU has officially given up on fighting the inflation. The core inflation will remain 5%+ for at least another year. The rates are still low and haven't made a fuckin dent. Service inflation hasn't dropped a single time and it why should it?
Companies will keep raising prices, albeit more slowly so as not to aggravate the ire of the public (for all that's it worth).
Fugg the EU, I'm gonna find a job in Switzerland and fugg out of here

>>55528169
Yeah, I'm bearish for now, but eventually, in a few months or years I will buy too, ALL in, cause this ponzi will never stop.

>>55528169
Are you german? I live in germany, but am greek. Born in germany, but damn, I'm considering going back. Have a house, have land with olive trees, could expand and do more. Fuck this, germany is completely broken. The politicians are getting worse with every period.

>>55528169
>I'm gonna find a job
This is /smg/ stock market general - jobqueers can go to /jmg/ job market general over on /lgbt/

So, nobody hedges against a potential uptick in CPI? Has it been leaked already?

baking

>>55528203
I remember you greek anon.
Can i get a job on your olive farm if shit hits the fan?
Im blond tall and can work all day long.

mara is gonna hit 18 today and then drop.
buy when it dip bros. i see this a 30 dollar stock with this bullish momentum in the near future and BTC isn't not even near ATH.

>>55528247
>>55528247
>>55528247
>>55528247
baked

>>55528257
>wanting exposure to the crypto pits
I watched that shit fall to $3 and have no faith in BTC ETFs

>>55528250
Always

>>55528252
Lol, I think it's only enough for sustaining myself. My aunt is currently doing all the work and I myself would need introduction into the work. It's actually my last straw if I don't want to stay here anymore. The village is so small, about 100 people and on a mountain, you need a car/motorcycle and it takes you about 5-10 mins to get to the mainroad, driving down "serpentines/Serpentinen" where if you fuck up, you are probably dead. The view is great, especially from our house, but it was most certainly a heavily depreceating if not worthless investment of my parents.