/biz/ - Business & Finance

I swear to God, crude, if you break $75...

>OIIM
>ATVI
>now SAVE
Arb bros we just keep winning.

>>55522856
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>>55522878
oh nyo

>>55522879
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>>55522878
NO LINKS? NO GOOD.

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>>55522878
Doesn't say /smg/
Doesn't count

>>55522892
>NO LINKS? NO GOOD.
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uranium

>>55522901
So this is the power of autism

You bought calls right anon?

Oil bros were still so early

>>55522880
>Probably true. Looks like he's that one trust fund schizo.
before I was a "trust fund schizo" i was a public accountant for a full shemitah cycle. So whatever. I'm glad your 4 jobs makes you feel wanted.

>>55522899
>Doesn't say /smg/
>Doesn't count
Waaaah, you poor little baby. Got beaten by 53 seconds, oh yeah!

>>55522901
>>55522891
>>55522878
Holy autism. I don’t show up for 3 weeks and this is what I see? Pathetic

Have you guys seen the Jonah Hill thing?

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>>55522912
I'm going to downvote your stupid thread.

Well, the cycle continues

Wow, I hope ATVI starts making decent games now haha
>>55522916
Yes.

>sold my COIN last week

>>55522916
Did he finally rape and murder that french slut?

>>55522922
how are your bbbyq bonds retard

>>55522931
Why is it mooning tho?

>>55522878
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>>55522922
Stop pretending to be me

>>55522903
Still crabbing and consolidating.

>>55522924
>I'm going to downvote your stupid thread.
Back to plebbit niggerfaggot.

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>>55522869
SIMO is next

>>55522905
No. I'm shorting this fake and gay nigger market back to 3800.

>>55522937
Who the fuck are (((You)))?

>>55522922
nobody cares

>>55522935
Presumably Cathie sold her entire position. Yesterday.

>>55522932
No, all the headlines are talking about how he is a big abuser. Apparently these are texts his Ex GF leaked shortly after Jonah Hill had a kid.

>>55522939
Thanks arb bro, I'll take a look at it.

>>55522935
meme stocks are back in town. Momentum rules all. Squeeze those shorts!

>>55522947
Brutal, perfectly reasonable demands too lmao.

Really want some OEF. Pining for it.
>>55522947
>Leave surfer ex-gf for not listening to you
>Have baby on the way with new gf
>This gets released out of spite
Greetings from Kazakhstan. Regardless, Jonah is a sad pathetic pussy who thought the best he could get was some surfer instathot.

Finfluencers are getting airtime. Is this a top, bottom or crab signal?

>>55522969
She cute, what's her financial specialty though?

>>55522895
>so profits will keep exploding?
prices don’t go down for no reason. they go down because demand goes down.

>>55522947
I fail too see a problem

>>55522941
I wish you good luck, and i hope you have fun as well.

TMF bros..

>>55522985
It's going to take a while, i'll hold for you if you hold for me.

>>55522957
>>55522965
Imo Jonah Hill is in the wrong here, despite the fact that his ex-gf is clearly some lunatic who can't stop thinking about ways to frame herself as the victim.
If you're going to be the kind of guy who is insecure about your women being around men more attractive than you, then don't date a fucking surfer while being the Hollywood fat chubby Jew guy. That being said, the way Jonah Hill articulated himself and laid out his points was quite reasonable even if the the whole concept of getting insecure about your surfer gf is retarded
>>55522981
The problem is that Jonah Hill asking his surfer girlfriend not to surf with men and not post pictures in a swimsuit is NOT setting boundaries. Imagine a woman dating a personal trainer and telling him he can't train with women in the gym or post pics in the gym shirtless.

Jonah Hill made his ex gf delete pic related and other innocuous pics on META. Ticker symbol META. He's le insecure fatoid

You guys holding, buying or selling ahead of inflation numbers?

>>55522997
How can we trade on this? Any whore-related stocks out there?

>>55522998
Holding 445c on spy for friday in at .57, i'm thinking 40-60point gap up on spx. I'll sell at the bell and get gapfill 0dte puts.

>>55523011
So my ultimate point about the Jonah Hill situation is that I am still bullish on META because META's instagram is the preferred app for women to start airing out their dirty laundry about their ex from 2 years ago

>>55522998
buy

>>55522985
I sold at 7.17, sorry bro.
If it makes you feel better, I bought the local SOXL top at 10:05 AM

>>55523011
lulu ulta sg cmg nke coty, probably tgt too.

>he isn't trading crypto stocks
you should. high volatility and worth to swing trade as long as BTC goes up

>>55522997
He listed what he expected of her and if she didn't agree simply said it wouldn't work out and I wish you the best. Can't think of a more cordial interaction on the matter. Gave her an ultimatum and she declined it so he moved on. You seem like the type of guy who would be into open relationships.

>>55523030
What are some of your favorites?

i have a 100% conservative portfolio of
50% pltr
50% c3 ai

yeah im gonna make it

>>55522997
what did he expect dating a shiksa?

>>55523042
coin my favorite, bitf mara riot
>>55523030
Larry fink and blackrock will get their spot btc etf approved and we're really gonna see some shit.

>>55523031
Why would he be a faggot and type out endless paragraphs, using his "therapy" as guidance for his whining when he was the one who chose to date a fucking surfer hippie chick with a troubled past and retarded whore friends.

>MSFT buying ATVI $95/share
>It's at 92
Is this still not an EZ options play or am I retarded

>>55523054
Thank you.

>>55522947
Jonah, join the semen retention general threads on /x/ and let these hoes know how useless they really are.

I am neither gaining nor losing today

>>55522985
Dis nigga lending Janet Yellen money. On margin! lmaoooo

>>55523083
Nice, you get a prize

>>55523058
It was like 2 paragraphs. He's worth like $70 million, dating some insta-thot. You pretty much get to call the shots at that point. Even if some of the demands were petty, she could just leave if she didn't like it and did. There was nothing shady about it and it just made her look like a jealous cunt.

>>55523062
Look back on the twtr sell and what happened to those that chased it. Shares are better atvi play is done, i'd look somewhere else.

>>55523104
You're proving my point. He's worth $70M and he's taking the time to text out whole paragraphs to some instathot surfer. If you're a man of that much power and wealth, you don't take the time to bitch and moan and talk about your "therapy"

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

Everything is falling.
Regrets are mounting.

Please help me.

>>55523125
to his girlfriend you mean

>>55523131
show port i got you fren, don't be embarrassed dollar amount i don't care about it's all about the percentage gained/lost

>>55523131
Paper trade, like me.

>>55523042
Mara is currently my fav because of the short interest. COIN and RIOT are good. bitfarms and hut8 if you want penny stocks. CORZQ if you have access to OTC. it was .03 like a month or so and now its at 1 dollar.

>>55523125
Well he's always been basically the human door mat of Hollywood and he's such a hideous Jew that they had to CGI a kiss in one of his recent movies because the actress didn't want to kiss him in the movie. I'm not surprised has some insecurities kek

https://youtu.be/UM12f0GBOx8

>>55523030
>BTC
Is it even tradable or do the scam wicks get you every time?

>>55523174
This is fake news, the reason they had a CGI kiss on the movie set was because of some COVID guidelines. But im not denying that he's the human door mat of Hollywood lmao

>$cpce bros
i got headfaked by this early into the year stayed short and capitulated march. Went long. Now This read shows yearly high of calls buying. It's almost time to counter trend i thinks.

>>55523152
Thanks smg/mechanic.

>>55523176
Larry "Big Black Rock" Fink will make it tradeable.

Wtf SOXL?

Really need a +15% day here

Why is this in shit?

>>55523125
>>55523174
I think the real lesson to be learned here is don't put shit in writing, especially not if you're a famous millionaire. Seems like it always comes back to bite 'em in the ass.
>>55523203
Something something AMD

Just let the economy crash already I want to buy a dip. Has anyone here bought Disney stock? They're really low right now.

>>55523242
there is no dip
managed money keeps flowing into the market
and boomers arent pulling more out than is flowing in
the ETFs are not going down to a true dip

>>55523141
Why would you make an instathot surfer who doesn't listen to you your GF if you're worth $70M? That's right, you'd only do that if you were a low self esteem man who thinks he's still a fat guy with no money.

>>55523176
they're highly volatile but they're in a bullish uptrend so yeah. so you could hold it a day and come out green. i know the market overall is bullish but that helps pump up the crypto stocks.

>>55523200
If that sneaky Jew is trying to get into Bitcoin, if means he's trying to destroy it.

>>55523054
>tfw when kindly jews like Larry Fink are gonna pump btc to 100k and are nice enough to go on msnbc and call it digital gold so goys like me can get in and make money too.
What a bunch of pals. I think Ill make that trip to israel after all.

>>55523260
Jesus he's a full blown robot by the way he talks. Those psyche pills and hypnotic satanic Hollywood therapists did a number on him. I'm blame the jews, but he is one. I guess there truly is no honor among thieves

>>55523306
Thank you jews

>>55523143
Thank you for the retard-frenly picture.
What are the best time scales to follow though? Is it smarter to sell sooner for less, or risk selling later for a potentially bigger end result?

How's everyone feeling about CPI tomorrow? Hold tech overnight or go risk off since I feel like they are fooling retail with the "low CPI" tomorrow and hedge funds were selling off last week while retail was flooding back in.

>>55523317
I honestly respect him for phrasing everything so "maturely" and calmly. he's being really nice in this situation when his ex-gf is literally screenshotting texts between them and posting them online for everyone

>>55523260
KWAB

ROKU, INMD, PANW, EXPI
Three of these four will 10x in 5 years

>>55523334
hold every night

>>55523334
Hard to say. My initial thoughts are it will be below expectations personally. Inflation has cooled considerably but that doesn't mean prices on anything will ever come down again.

I'm STILL waiting for banks to bounce.

>>55522981
>I fail too see a problem

He's a somewhat famous liberal actor and sent something that could be construed by twitter legbeards to be rape culture.

>>55522997
Look at the last message. She obviously got drunk with some of the women from her 'past' and fucked around with a surfer dudebro. I'd say he's an idiot but I can't imagine Jonah Hill has many options above getting a 4/10 Pilipino bride.

>dating an ironing board

>>55523345
nah not when it's going to be a binary choice of really good or really bad. If I miss the appetizer I'm cool with that.
>>55523347
Yeah I think that as well, but it's only going to be the YOY since it was fucking 9% last year, but the core isn't expected to drop hardly any.

>>55523360
>. She obviously got drunk with some of the women from her 'past' and fucked around with a surfer dudebro.
That is pathetic if he's insecure about that lmfao. That is the whole reason Jonah Hill is the pathetic fag in this situation and no one should defend him

>>55523367
Core inflation is already sitting at 4% and it's not going to go to 0. Jews need inflation to enslave humanity, the only reason they are pushing it down is, the extreme increase in costs of goods put the chimp out probability scale at a 99 out of 100. Jews only want controlled chimp outs not spontaneous ones.

I've been holding these boomer funds for over a year for THIS?

>>55523360
>I'd say he's an idiot but I can't imagine Jonah Hill has many options above getting a 4/10 Pilipino bride.
he's rich, famous, and best friends with Leo DiCaprio. He could get an attractive gold digger who'll use him for his money, fuck him, but never care about let alone love him.

>>55523400
>lifestrategy
>global all cap
Lol
Lmao

>>55523400
2 more years, mate

>>55523273
I said it before but every argument for immigration is inflationary in nature except for cheap labor which you can easily have offshored most of the time

>>55523452
cheap offshore labor deflates wages locally too though, always two sides to the coin

>>55523452
Unfortunately immigration is the only answer to the labor shortage now. About half of millennials and most of the zoomers just decided they aren't going to work ever. There are jobs that desperately need to be filled and that's the only answer left. Not the route any of us wanted to take but American's only have themselves to blame for this.

Buy SPY before CPI print or DAL before earnings?

>>55523273
Blacrock's (((people))) really can't shut the fuck up.

>>55523452
The brown people building houses cannot be offshored easily. I actually refused to hire white GCs or labor crews with white foremen because the Mexicans were literally superior in every single aspect. From quality of work to the amount of effort and time put into it and the price.

We did hire white arborists though. But otherwise, the labor is always mexican.

>>55522947
It's unironic that Jonah just had a kid with fiance and his ex decides to post this.

>>55523494
To a large extent that's true though. 2008 effected their parent's not them. They didn't have to worry about getting drafted to fight a war. Their boomer parent's have no backbone so they let their kids live in their basement in their 30's and just play vidya all day when they should be getting a job and building a future. I'm a millennial myself and I have nothing but contempt for my generation.

>>55523494
god i cant wait to join them and help destroy the world

>>55523494
It's cute how boomers think there won't be consequences for these remarks. The day of the pillow will come, as will the extended stay in the ghetto nursing home, alone, under the "care" of the thirdies they imported.

>>55523520
remember, if applying for a job there, you are going to want to identify as a Jewish Native American

>>55523520
>Working in sf
Not even fucking once.

>>55523512
2008 was right around when most millenials were finishing college and trying to get their careers started

>>55523494
Its all so tiresome.

>>55523512
Fuck off boomer. Millennials are clearly stunted because of their parents greed while simultaneously telling their children they “just have to work harder”, all the while importing the 3rd world and exporting inflation to pay for their SS benefits

>>55523539
of course

>>55523560
Blue-collar wages are through the roof right now. Older people never made the kind of money young people can make today.

>>55523512
It's always the younger people who get fired first.

>>55523560
Apparently you guys don't have fathers, but I watched my dad work 3 jobs to support my mother and us kids and I basically never saw him. All he did was work. Boomers were not lazy and busted their ass growing up, and yes that is why things are easy for them now. You can't even get a zoomer out of bed unless you promise them they will be a millionaire influencer now. Refuse to earn their stripes on anything. Just want to walk into a company and be CEO immediately

>>55523540
I have to go in person to work in SF like 1-2x a month (we're full remote otherwise) and I make sure to jew my company out of as much food as I possibly can when I go there. I',m like 45mins-1hr away from SF and the thought of dealing with the fucking parking situation and traffic gives me hives.

The food options there are what keeps me and the rest of the office going there. We just all silently agree that the only reason we are showing up is the because the company mgmt is going to treat us to at least 1 meal at a nice restaurant, if not more fancy snacks.

>>55522916
No.
QRD?

>>55523512
>1990: Get good grades and pay attention in school or you'll be flipping burgers when you grow up
>2000: Don't fuck around in college and get the highest GPA you can or your degree won't mean shit and you'll be flipping burgers in 10 years.
2010: Good job, you've ground your soul down to a nub and taken on $20,000 debt to get this degree! ...But you have no experience, our apprenticeships don't pay, and we're not hiring right now anyway. Oh, but I think the Burger King down the street is hiring right now! :^)

PISS. OFF.

>>55523599
What's your degree?

>>55523609
post sounds like someone that didnt go to college to me

>>55523599
>I just don't get it, I spent $100k on my art degree and i'm not pablo picasso. This is bullshit, but surely it's not my fault IT'S THE BOOMERS FAULT!!! Yes that's right, it's the boomers.

>>55522856

Anyone else holding NDM for the news?

>>55523615
You're right.

>>55523599
All part of the plan.

>>55523588
Why the fuck companies wanted to put their hq's down there ill never fucking know. Just ridiculous to expect everyone to go to that shithole.

>>55523618
>art degree
I did engineering. graduating with cropping debt and historically low buying power isn't magically fixed because your degree isn't completely worthless.

>>55523642
Companies won't stay their for long. Business is fleeing San Fran at record levels.
>>55523644
If you have a degree in engineering and don't have a job you might just be the most autistic person ever.

>>55523512
>2008 didnt effect millenials just their parents
>Hey timmy daddy lost his job and the house
but dont worry it wont effect you.
You're retarded for buying into the muh generation psyop in the first place but this is extra stupid.

>>55523642
>Why the fuck companies wanted to put their hq's down there ill never fucking know
Because the real estate in San Jose / Palo Alto / Fremont is still quite expensive even if it's spread out suburbs near the mountains. They should do what NFLX does and just move their headquarters on the foothills of the Santa Cruz mountains in Los Gatos. Google is building a giant complex near me in the South Silicon Valley, and I know a Google engineer who is relieved because he hated having to bus up to SF. Even tho they gave him a paid coach

>>55523398
JFC that picture

>>55523609
>>55523615
Bachelor's in Computer Science, like so many other people my age. That's a lovely strawman you're carrying around, though.

>>55523679
thats not what strawman means

>>55523663
>Business is fleeing San Fran at record levels.
Yeah, 2020 was a turning point. I too wish to flee this shitstate.

>>55523581
Sounds like daddy didn’t want to be around mommy, that’s why he worked 3 jobs

>>55523663
I never said I didn't have a job. an applicable degree just doesn't fix things. going to college is a guaranteed road to indentured servitude these days.

>>55523689
Sorry, thought I was responding to >>55523618
too.

I graduated in 2010 and had absolutely no money until 2014, and that's because I got severance when the company I worked for got bought out.

>>55523492
Tech layoffs can fill these spots easily.

>>55523679
That's not a worthless degree. Good for you.

>>55523701
Which is why enrollment is down. Kids can just go to trade school now and make 6 figures eventually because literally nobody is lined up to replace the boomers in that field.

>>55523512
>I'm a millennial myself and I have nothing but contempt for my generation.
GFY boomershit LARPass

>>55523589
QRD is that Jonah Hill is cancelled because he was insecure about his surfer ex-gf showing her body off

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS BULL MARKET

POWER HOUR

>>55523719
which goes to anons main point. we did everything we were told to do.

>>55523733
Who is this homosexual homeless man?

>>55523509
He's still a pusssy in this situation. If you pursue and date a surfer living in LA and one of your conditions for partnership is “no bikinis”, you’re a nut job. I’m sorry, but fuck outta here. I’ve always enjoyed Jonah Hill’s work, but that therapy aint baking all the way through and that’s his own BS whipping him.

>>55523573
Older people also never needed to front these kinds of bills and prices you absolute mong.

>>55523708
lmao anon I appreciate where your heads at, but if you think laid off cubicle cucks are ever going to get their hands dirty, you're delusional. They'll just sit at home and become reddit mods. Techie faggots are literally allergic to an honest days work
>>55523736
Markets change. if everyone goes to college, eventually white collar work will become oversaturated leaving massive opportunities in other sectors hence the trades. Are you guys completely unable to think for yourselves? You just lived your life by the advice of someone else?

>>55522997
So she actually does surf. I thought “surfing with men” was some faggoty metaphor.

GO SOXL GO

>>55523748
My bills actually haven't gone up that much. I guess I'm good with money (I don't waste it).

>>55523769

>>55523748
You can thank this admin and the last for that. The amount of money printing that happened since 2016 is absolutely unprecedented. It's responsible for everything wrong right now.

>>55523759
>lmao anon I appreciate where your heads at, but if you think laid off cubicle cucks are ever going to get their hands dirty, you're delusional. They'll just sit at home and become reddit mods. Techie faggots are literally allergic to an honest days work
With inflation still being positive even after the rampant increases of the past three years, it's only a matter of time until more and more and more Americans simply can no longer afford themselves not to be employed.
It's a process that's taking a long time but it's happening.
Check the employment(!) numbers and watch them create new ATH multiple times a year despite all of the "tech layoffs."

>>55523512
Millennials have it bad since we were molded to reach for the boomer lifestyle (home ownership, retirement, college paid for without significant debt, health insurance, car ownership, etc) without the economic force they had behind them. It's only just now, the oldest millenials reaching their 40s, that we're finding our footing. Imagine getting 50k in debt before you're even 25 and enter a job market that's now globalized and all the aforementioned lifestyle choices of boomers are all increasing in price beyond what the pace of wages could ever realistically rise to. That's the problem in a nutshell
I'm assuming zoomers will be worse off than even milennials if AI doesn't lead to an industrial revolution tier boost to the economy and standard of living

>>55523733
OH OH OH OZAMPIC
YOU KNOW OH OH

Anyone got stock analysis from weimar ? What kind of trends can we expect to see ?

Can't take any profit. All my holds are like this.
>REEEEEE FIX IT AMERICA

>>55523771
>all my business partners excluded myself from their broad price hikes because I'm so special
I might have fallen for a bait post because I'd like to think you wouldn't be that much of a dipshit.

>>55523804
>FX impact
lol

>>55523800
Kek. I know 3 people on this shit. It works but no telling what it's doing to their bodies aside from killing their appetites.

>>55523398
Since they can’t use amber, what color will this alert be?

>>55523804
REEEEEEEEE

>Economy is gigastrong
>House construction up
>China stimulus
Copper is still getting pegged by a thick purple dildo. Come on you stupid metal. Just get to $4 and I'll be happy.

>>55523810
I don't know what you're objecting to. Oh well.

>>55523804
here, live through me vicariously

>>55523798
>I'm assuming zoomers will be worse off than even milennials if AI doesn't lead to an industrial revolution tier boost to the economy and standard of living
zoomers are better off than millenials because Gen X did a much better job saving for their kids college than Boomers did and Zoomers are much more cognizant on not taking on excess student debt

Zoomers are not starting off in such a hole as millenials did

>>55523818
That's your purchasig power going down the drain, mutt

>>55523788
>It's responsible for everything wrong right now.
Checked, but I'd say that it's "only" a contributing factor.
Might be the strongest factor, though.

>>55523827
>when mom's yearly 401k funding goodboy points hit the account

>>55523827
How'd you do that?

>>55523834
Yeah, then explain how green my portfolio is today Nigel.

>>55523494
>Never had to sacrifice
>BlackCock Exec

Lol, lmao.

>>55523733
He somehow looks worse thinner than he did fat
>>55523792
No, you'll never see a white collar person transition to a blue collar job. Not in 2023 it will just never happen. Like i said before, milennials will always be welcome in their parents basement. If they can't get the job they want, they'll just rot in the basement. I have friends like that now. They refuse to get a job unless they got a product manager, do nothing job that pays 6 figs. I tried to explain that those jobs are completely temporary and largely just diversity and female jobs that exist to hit quotas and not real jobs. They always complain that "there's no jobs out there" despite the fact you can literally walk into any business and just tell them you want a job and they'll hire you. Now that's anecdotal but it's just sad to see be surrounded by such weak willed faggots. Thank fuck we don't fight wars with boots on the ground anymore, that's all I have to say.

>>55523834
it wont matter much longer when the dollar collapses and the Federal reserve steps in with the universal digital dollar to replace it and everyone starts using it since their paper dollars will be worthless

>>55523842
worked and saved for 20 years

>>55523855
What's fucked up is that it will work.

>>55523820
If you read the side effects of the shit the cons definitely outweigh the pros. Can't believe people are taking that shit to lose weight
>>55523832
Zoomers will have AI to bail them out of ever having to work hard or do anything for themselves. They will trade their freedom and their humanity for that, but zoomers are basically consoomer robots so they never really had a soul to begin with

>>55523820
>but no telling what it's doing to their bodies
That is why they also sell Otezla to mask the fact that you are rotting from the inside out

>>55523852
>Never had to sacrifice
>BlackCock Exec
Bro you don't understand, it's a lot of hard work to sacrifice so many goy babies to Moloch.

>>55523853
I will not dispute that your anecdotal evidence might actually be broadly applicable, also.
But I have my doubts since the employment levels keep on rising and rising.

>>55523882
The one guy I know is taking it because he's prediabetic, or was, and had sky high cholesterol levels. The two women I know taking it were just a little chubby and got it prescribed by their nutritionists. These people are all vaxxmaxxed as well though, so I'm not really surprised what they're willing to put in their bodies. All because they can't stop eating or exercise a few times a week.

does this thing poopy dump into close? or will bobo be get trapped for being a greedy piggy?

>>55523891
That's largely because there are more jobs than able bodied people at the moment. Now that boomers are retiring there simply aren't enough people to replace them. So you're going to employment numbers increase but the number of available jobs will continue to increase as more boomers retire. Once they all retire, we're fucked.

>>55523923
huh right after I post this market goes parabolic
kek bobos

I do not believe these gains.

>SPY

Oh fuck I just saw that the northeast is getting fucking ass blasted by flooding and baggot has coincidentally stopped posting. Someone please launch a rescue effort for baggot.

Tomorrow is looking like it’s going to be an extremely active day. Option prices are through the roof.

>>55523832
This is true and also the fact zoomers look at university with more suspension than we did.

>>55523965
Nah not in the budget this quarter m8.

>>55523973
I was told growing up that you absolutely had to go to college or you wouldn't make it. I still had no interest in going to college though. After 12 years of school I was fucking done. I didn't go to college until I was older.

>>55523965
i wouldnt piss on that fucking faggot if he was on fire

kek baggies

>>55523970
It's going to pump or dump hard, no crab but I'm worried about too much hopium and the super core still above 5%

>Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Is Poised To Score A $1B Profit After Microsoft Beats FTC In Activision Case
Fuckin' A

>>55523965
What state? I’ll swing by and rescue gookfu and those tiddies. Baggie’s on his own.

>>55523965
Press F to pay respects, bros

>>55523951
she just got 2 years trimmed off her sentence today
that much closer to coming home to me

>>55523996
I still can't believe she got bred twice to avoid it. Women are batshit insane (this is financial advice).

>>55523980
I was told the same. Maybe it was actually true at some point but not anymore. Learn a trade should be the new mantra. Welders, masons, carpenters, etc...

>>55523974
>>55523981
He's jewish, you have to save him. His people have suffered enough from the holocaust, if you do nothing you're literally a nazi
>>55523992
He's in Connecticut

>>55524006
youre a fucking faggot for bringing him up too
fuck you moron, go clean some toilets

I slurped PTON. It’s a technology company.

>>55524006
>if you do nothing you're literally a nazi
Uhh, I was before my man.

>>55524009
FUCK YOU CHUD!!! Baggot is a better man than you. If he survives this flood I expect you to apologize sincerely to him.

>>55524006
>His people have suffered enough from the holocaust,
If only.

>>55524029
Relax. I’m sure he’s building an arc or at least outfitting an old door that floats.

Sick of this crab shit

>>55524029
your constant support (and borderline homosexual ideation) of a useless, annoying tripfag that constantly posts fake trades is degrading the general

>>55524045
savage

Oil bros.... Are we actually fucking back?

>>55524046
Wait, bloomberg anon is this you? If it is, you REALLY need to apologize to baggot. He's a successful business owner and pays his taxes. He doesn't work for a jew bank like you that contributes nothing.

>>55524045
>he doesn't know that the lord of light requires a sacrifice before every pump

>>55524061
Probably not, but its pretty comfy to pretend

>>55524061
Oil has to fill the gap at 69 first.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1689102154284117.webm

>>55524066
trying to change the subject because you know im right. sad!

>>55524077
I know how jealous you are of baggot. You've told me in confidence. I get it man, but you don't need to lash out at me because of your baggot envy

So did CPI leak or something?

YOU PUSH IT

>>55524076
Shes wearing her seat belt incorrectly!

>>55524076
rofl what did I just watch?

$200/BARRELL IS NOT A MEME

they can't stop the buying
cramer doesn't know what to think

AND JUST LIKE THAT
...the AJLT posting will continue!

>>55524076
>we passed our little ho phase
And that's why men don't want you, because you're a roastie now

NEWSBROS ?

>>55524109
A woman coping with the fact men don't want "36, already have kids, conservatives not welcome, atheist, spiritual, love yoga, two master's degrees in feminism and nursing, serious men only please!" as a dating partner.

>>55524137
Where along the line did the "don't be a cunt" rule get dropped?

SQUEEZE THEM ALL OUT
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>>55524146
Oh I'm squeezin one out alright.

>>55524140
Disney movies and boomer dads.

I am THIS close to being able to dump my ARKF bags for a profit.

BMBL. Obese women on BMBL.

c'mon oil stop edging me, you know you want to breach $75

I was USD to be up 2% against the pound by open tomorrow

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55524146
calm down we haven't even gone past the top of june 16 still

+0.44%

>>55524137
It is kind of refreshing that older single women will be just as miserable as us men. Welcome to the party you dumb bitches.

>have multiple 0dte SPY calls for 443 bought at $10 each
>robinhood sells them 30 minutes before close for $2 each
>calls reach $22 in the end day squeeze
I hate it

>>55524167
I am in ARKK and am doing alright

>>55524180
+0.64% (unrealized)

>>55524167
>>55524188
i just pulled a comparison chart of ARKK and ARKF and they track together except ARKF slightly outperforms

hmmmmmm

>>55524188
Well you probably didn't retardedly buy the top in 2021 like I did
>>55524180
+.66%. I'll take it

>>55524180
- 0.18%

>>55524113
Would still be way below fair value.

>>55524180
Sorry I took a nooner $1 highlife the bar up the street. Ever look at inverse charts?

>>55524180
+.60%
No complaints

>>55524180
How did it go? I wish I knew! All I know is that my 2,815 shares of SPXL with a cost basis of $103.56 went up by 1.98% today!

>>55524219
I'm a high life man myself

>>55524180
Cash: +$535
Funfolio: +1.53%
Overall: +1.36%

Was done trading by 12pm and been playing gacha the rest of the time. Next up, probably Apex.

>>55524093
I have a feeling they're going to knock the asshole out of retail tomorrow, unless its surprisingly good there's going to be some serious trickery in the pre-market tomorrow and they won't mind leaving retail bag holding after luring them in. They pulled this same scenario last year saying how possibly bad the CPI would be and it was better than expected after they spent two weeks* telling retail how it was going to be a bloodbath, just inverse that now. I got out at 3:48pm today and will see how this shakes out in the pre-market and dip my toe back in.

>>55524180
Not great. I made some money, but so did everyone today.

Making money against a weakening US dollar just feels like churning water and raising my future tax bill

So... CPI is coming in COOL tomorrow, right?

>>55524232
What went wrong?

>>55524240
I’m not touching the options for tomorrow they’re way overpriced and I’ve been fucked over by flat open when CPI meets expectations. Even though I was in the money I lost almost everything that one time

>>55522856
Is the ATVI deal 69 billion or 75 billion? I'm seeing articles with both numbers. The first pump stopped at $88, which is 69 billion market cap.

>>55524271
Yeah I'm not going to be fooling with options tomorrow. I would rather get a feel for the direction and sentiment and then just day trade shares of a leveraged ETF might buy pre-market might not. CNBC was also just bragging about how retail investors dumped $7 billion in last week when hedge funds were taking money out.

>>55524271
Contracts are cheap right now vix is so fucked and cuccd.

>>55524310
What universe are you living in the contracts for spy are ridiculously higher than normal

ASMB stock ladies!

>>55524261
well, it started wine coolers, and then Zima, and the Smirnoff Ice, and then Seltzers and then Seltzer Beers.
And flavored Bud Light, whatever the heck thats about
Basically, the encroaching into man's areas by women
Men used to have bowling leagues and meetings at the Moose Hall or VFW or American Legion every week
and the rest of the time we spent with our wives and kids
gradually we as men surrendered our man time where we had comraderie and now we have a corner of the house we call a man cave or we exist in the garage by ourselves.
we need a return to man time, to bowling leagues and Moose Lodge membership

Hey guys. Guess who it is?

>>55524296
Share count could be different than the original announcement 18 months ago, but it was $95/share.

>>55524331
Must mean you're buying calls, as you should be.

>>55524350
Social media killed any chance of that happening. Nobody hangs out in person anymore

>>55524137
don't forget about the zodiac sign

>>55524361
and we as men can make a choice and return to bowling leagues and Moose Lodge membership where we interact in person and have a beer together

>>55524185
I think american women will probably fare worse in the long run, just a hunch.

>>55524351
IT'S ME!

>>55523821
Alabaster.

>>55524261
Elvis germinated the seed of women's desires to be total fucking whores and the 60s hippies fruited it into societal normalization.

RIP bobros

Stupid doom bull fuck off

>>55524395
CALLER
TURN OFF
YOUR
RADIO

>>55524422
Don't fight the trend.

>>55524180
-1.7%
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAHh0GPKRA

>>55524432
>>55524433
>people are using images with white background instead of transparent background
UNACCEPTABLE

>>55524296
I taken a closer look at it.
The reason you're probably seeing a discrepancy is that if you multiple shares outstanding by the $95 takeover price, you get a larger balance. ATVI is sitting on $12 bil in cash though, vs only $7 bil in liabilities. When accounting for the total cash cost of the purchase on Microsoft's end, you have to adjust for the fact that they're receiving some cash back out of ATVI's own balances.
So some reporting may give you the marketcap size of the acquisition, whereas others could be reporting on enterprise value.

It'll never pump all the way to $95 until the deal is finalized. It's pretty set in stone at this point though, with the main question being the final close date.
UK is still not settled, but it seems like at worst they might ask for some minor concessions which would have no impact on the buyout price from ATVIs end.

>>55524180
+1.57 bbbyq and gme :^)

>>55524395
this is going to be the average American family by the time millennials get their footing.

>>55524453
I use what i have

>>55524453
Looks good ty.

>>55524460
>boomers will fuck up 4 generations

>>55524456
>(YOU)

>>55524076
this is so fucking funny she could find a loving NEET househusband if she accepted her fate as a breadwinning wagie wife, Mark Moneysworth Jr doesn't want a fucking 36 year old RN

>>55524460
Honestly I've thought about it, but I don't know if I want to end up like baggot.

Just had to renew my domain. Not thrilled.

>>55524432
At 10am I was holding a 50 lot of 439 calls expiring tomorrow but I didn't have the balls to hold them through the rocky morning. Who is more schizo, me for hopping in and out a bunch of times at the first sight of green? Or the guy buying calls in the morning and holding them through close hoping and praying for a late power hour move. I did ok today but it makes me rethink my strategy. I got coulda woulda shoulda'ed again. I don't know how to hold positions for a full day. How do you learn that skill? Because to me that's more like gambling than hopping in and out of the market quickly for small wins

>>55523729
>Joanh hill
>canceled
You know he's Jewish right?

>>55524453
Hello fellow .png transparency autist!

>>55524508
It's much worse than that. Most single white women in their 30's still think they're as valuable as they were in their 20's. They won't even settle for an above average guy with a decent career. If they don't get a 10/10 Chad they refuse to bother.

>>55524526
I work with a woman who is almost 40 who was smoking hot in her 20s and she has this attitude
she will be alone in her 60s and have the same attitude

>>55524526
That's because most of the good girls are gone by their 20s

>>55524571
>>55524535
It's because women were treated as hot stuff when they were 16 and never had the brains to realize guys only did that because they wanted to fuck them.

feelin comfy with my DAL calls expiring friday

>>55524454
Reads like an AI post, but thanks for replying.

>>55523573
inflation you dumb mother fucker
wages havent been worse.
The US median income is 35k a year

>>55524526
Meanwhile, my extremely ugly ex (who was also overweight, anxious, and had health problems) left me when she was 35 because I was, in her words, emotionally unavailable, depressing, boring, and unable to articulate a reason for living
Since then, my portfolio has gone up 1600%

>>55524526
to invest in this delusion of an entire generation of western woman im thinking the move is to invest in PAWZ, wine companies, and home gym/furniture

>inb4 zerohedge are permabears
the data is clear, disinflation (and probably deflation in some sectors) is here.

>>55524617
You should send her a screenshot of your portfolio with the message "I just figured out how to articulate a reason for living lmao"

>>55524631
This is bullish silly.

>>55524642
Well, I actually haven't.. I'm still just going through the motions, but watching numbers go up is reason enough I guess

>>55524235
neurons activated

>>55524631
Net inflation since 2019 is probably close to an average of 20%. No amount of deflation will give me my purchasing power back.

>>55524617
>emotionally unavailable, depressing, boring, and unable to articulate a reason for living
i can see that being true

>>55524631
>deflation
Cool it with your antisemitism.

I am (not) baking.

>>55524648
>>55524660
>>55524677
if prices don’t drop enough, the market could crash because they’re afraid Powell will hike even higher.
if prices drop too fast, that’s a sign there isn’t enough demand because we’re entering a recession, and ultimately deflation is far worse than inflation in the grand scheme of things.

>>55524708
>>55524708
>>55524708

>>55524701
Booo I want to dunk on people by having $20 bills.

>>55524701
sounds like a crash is inevitable then

>>55524787
always was

I am the anon that was asking about sector rotation/ portfolio management the other day.

>Using this definition, https://www.investopedia.com/articles/trading/05/020305.asp

>Is it safe to say that we are in an 'late recovery' therefore we should be adding energy, consumer staples and services to our portfolios?