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>> No.55519438

When the fuck is the market going to plummet so my shorts print?

>> No.55519443

>>55519417
Also that isn't medieval, that's victorian. Looks like a bloodborne shot.

>> No.55519447
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It's UP
https://youtu.be/H7m26d0n3yk

>> No.55519453

>>55519438
Right about now, bonds getting slurped

>> No.55519464

>>55519443
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bridge

>> No.55519469
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>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>> No.55519478

>GOOG
>never ever wants to pay out a dividend
>any time they announce stock buybacks it always coincides exactly with stock based comp given to its managers
>share structure fucks anyone not part of its insiders
>too big to be bought
Why should I pay money for the privilege of paying some Google boomer's salary?
At least AAPL and smaller corps like AZO actually decrease the share count.

>> No.55519485

>>55519478
thats the price you pay for a sure thing

>> No.55519500
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Should I all in on PayPal?

>> No.55519519

Thoughts on Aduro Clean Technologies?

>> No.55519521

There is nothing wrong with the market pumping today.

>> No.55519539

>Disney parks are almost empty due to rising ticket prices

Gonna short Disney stocks kek

>> No.55519542

why did AMZN shit the bed earlier?

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>>55519447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W87Tmvu7iz8

>> No.55519565
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DISH BROS WAGMI

>> No.55519590

>>55519542
Nasdaq has become an active manager

>> No.55519621

>>55519565
More than 300 smackers I hope

>> No.55519642

>>55519621
>$300 per share
What is this AMC tier reddit thinking

>> No.55519648
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HELLO BOYS!!! IM BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!
Is scoopsies here?

>> No.55519659

>>55519648
Dude we're you not lurking while you were gone? He passed away 2 days ago. The details were fuzzy but I heard it was mpox

>> No.55519665
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>>55519659
I never left

>> No.55519671

>>55519648
Dont post my wife ever again.
I'll cum in your butthole if you dont stop

>> No.55519672
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>>55519665
so did you get in shit for the labs john-chan

>> No.55519680

>>55519665
How many resident /smg/ denizens are there that we know of.
>rocker
>scoopsies
>baggot
>poem anon
Who am I missing and why are they all probably machinations of rockers drunk fever dreams

>> No.55519692

>>55519500
up to you but you can't go wrong with it. fintech is on fire right now and we're in a bullrun? yeah, can't go wrong with paypal.

>> No.55519700
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>>55519671
My wife fucking hopes you die
>>55519672
Nah, the zoomers pulled though

>>55519680
whenever you see scoopsies. send him my way


https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw
https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw
https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw
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Next update will be lit

>> No.55519718

>>55519565
who the fuck needs or wants satellite tv now

>> No.55519752
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I just humiliated another man in poker. Robbed that faggot for $200. Robinhood has 24/7 trades now. Get after it. Baggot tongues my anus

>> No.55519772
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>Germany higher inflation (they somehow expected that wtf?)
>China stimulus
>Copper pumping
Oh yeah bois, today is gonna be in the blue

>> No.55519777

>>55519772
American markets will be muted in anticipation of CPI tommorow but we will giga pump last 3 days of the week.

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>>55519752
I genuine feel sad for such short guys.
I have a friend whose maybe 5'6 and hes really funny, kind and not even bad looking.
He is 29 years old and never had a gf.
It must feel horrible.
Im a lanky 6'1 guy, never hit the gym, kind of average looking and had 4 gf's in the last 10 years.
Being short is literally a curse

>> No.55519781
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>>55519772
and then cpi for june coming in cooling.......bros....we're going home

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>>55519778
Baggot is literally 5'6

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>>55519778
tell him to lift

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>>55519781
Nah. Core inflation will remain the same. Remember, inflation is bullish. Deflation is less bullish.
Either way, bobos should buy themselves a lot of vasoline/lube

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>>55519807
serena says pumpo

>> No.55519823

>>55519804
He lifts regulary but it doesnt help much.
He told me a few times that he wants to off himself. He just doesnt sees the future he always wanted.
Got rejected so often because of his height that he has given up already.
Is society to blame?

>> No.55519834

>>55519823
Nah. he just wants to get laid just get him a hooker. if he is so desperate for a wife then go to the philipines or some poor country and pick up a green card whore.

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>>55519811
Is serena the one in the pic? Gotta be honest, I love me a little bit of tan. Sun exposure is hot.
I love the fact that European banks have completely given up on controlling and managing the inflation. Brace yourselves for another bull run

>> No.55519871

>>55519807
I'm going to laugh so hard when all of you get liquidated.

>> No.55519875
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>>55519845
yes

>> No.55519891

>>55519443
>Victorian
>Prague
Read a book bro

>> No.55519902

>>55519680
Only four people make up this entire board. Five if you include the man child who stills plays with Lego. Kind of sad, but it’s still the best board on /biz/

>> No.55519908

>>55519778
If you’re short it helps to have a midget fetish.

>> No.55519965
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>>55519718
It's not about satellite tv, but about satellite phones. Get coverage anywhere, towers are for cucks.

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>follow small time l/s hedge fund owner on twitter cause he talks about shortting and different short positions he has
>Turbo lib political posting
>He transitions at 40+ years old into a tranny qhen he is married with kids

Wtf....... I thought transitioning was a meme

>> No.55519972

>>55519478
>share structure fucks anyone not part of its insiders

What does this mean?
I'm trying to go long on goog, but maybe I'm missing something

>> No.55519976

>>55519972
Stock based compensation; they dilute their float

>> No.55519977

>>55519500
Aren't they dying and is getting more and more competition from big boys like aapl?

>> No.55519983

>>55519976
Don't all big tech companies do this?

>> No.55519996

gimme your hot takes to hide money until september ends?

>> No.55520001

Gold miner bros we’re back, that was the generational bottom

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>>55520001

>> No.55520029
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Yields...

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>>55520029
So why doesn't someone please try to explain to me what's the problem here?

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>started with 2k
>i broke 3k
honestly this is too slow for me. i need consistent income option strategy.
what do you guys play on with spreads? SPY? shit is expensive.

>> No.55520063

>>55520054
my money hasn't gained enough in one day to afford a tropical island with a harem of women to feed me and bring me alcoholic beverages while I develop skin cancer sitting in the sun

>> No.55520066

>>55520061
unironically need to get a 10x from some penny stock or meme or crypto....or get a job and keep plowing money in

>> No.55520067
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>>55518586
>my bull thesis was based on the fact no banks are failing so the bear market is fake
>end up being completely wrong with bigger bank failures than 2008 but still end up making 30%
>mfw

>> No.55520070

>>55520061
snowball, put half your profit into SPY or VOO and use the rest for your next gamble. rinse repeat.

>> No.55520076

>>55520066
I'm already fucking around with crypto stocks. i'm not putting anymore money into this account. its my little pet project turning 2k into 100k

>> No.55520079

>>55520076
lol

>> No.55520095
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>>55520063
Now Anon what I am guessing, and give me a little rope here, what I am guessing that your post here says is that considering the, shall we say once in a lifetime bullrun, we've been on the last couple of years or so that the numbers in your portfolio havent grown enough because didnt invest accordingly in 100% tech when you had the chance and now are actually losing money considering what's taking place today with the actions of the fed?

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>>55520095
That would be correct for me. I bought META and NVDA near the bottom last year but I sold in January haha kill me

>> No.55520169

>>55520070
VTI is half the price and performs nearly identical, make one your wife, and choose some side action to hustle to send money back to your wife and kids.

>> No.55520196

CVNA up again in PM HAHAHAHA it literally refuses to stop pumping they don’t even do offerings

>> No.55520431

CVNA will never reach ath ever again let alone see 50 dollars.

>> No.55520470
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>>55520054
The situation is a bit tricky, you see.
>>55520029
They 2Y dropped below 5% again. We are saved bros. Then again, it seems nobody gives a crap about bonds anymore so yeah...

>> No.55520479

>>55520054
Yield goes up when people want to sell more than buy a bond (because the price goes down and bond yields are inversely correlated to prices). So short term yield being higher than the long term yield means people are trying to sell short dated bonds and buy long dates ones. This is supposed to mean they are concerned about the short term prospects of the economy i.e. there will be a recession. I'm not sure why it means that.

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Bobros is it over for us? Is there any bear thesis?

>> No.55520540

>>55520431
It’ll probably see 50$ this week lol it’s up 650% in 6 months and they aren’t even doing an offering

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So what's the deal with CVNA? Just a good ol' short squeeze or is there something more to it? It kinda looks like scam to me.

>> No.55520613

we dump after flushing the buyers

>> No.55520622

>>55520613
>Flushing before you dump
Bullish, the smells from the toilet will lift the market.

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>>55520600
It is a mob money laundering operation.

>> No.55520630

>>55520095
kek

>> No.55520657

>>55520600
The price was extremely high not long ago and then crashed extremely low, people are dogpiling it now and giving in the AMC effect where there isn't actually a short squeeze but so many people are buying it that it's pumping the price up regardless. People still feel comfortable doing this because of how high its valuation was at one point, even though in reality it could also blow up in their faces at any moment.

>> No.55520669

is this it? is this the oil run? just sitting around waiting for the market to report weekly draws and crabbing inbetween the EIA's lies? No urgency at all? I was kind of expecting more excitement.

>> No.55520677

it's a dumping episode

>> No.55520686

>>55519478
>i cant believe they arent making me sell a portion of my position periodically

>> No.55520699

>>55520677
Look mom! A redditor!

>> No.55520700

beyond meat sirs

>> No.55520701

>>55519443
>Just like in my vidya!
Death to amerifats

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Yup, this is the bull copium for the week.

>> No.55520730

>>55520622
>he smells from the toilet will lift the market.
Bullish for Indian stocks

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>>55519680
crbpajeet

>> No.55520762

>>55520484
Stocks will continue to go up until they go down

>> No.55520792

fuck

>> No.55520801

Is day trading on an unleveraged low account a meme? I want to give it a try but idk if it'd justify long-term autism research for it.

>> No.55520804

my BOIL is doin a little something

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>>55520738
>microcap shitco stock doubles because of a single FDA trial phase or some other bullshit
>random anon who thought he was a genius for lucking into it brags about said position
>never talks about taking profit
>2 years and 4 shelf offerings later
>no news on further trial developments
>bioshit stock down 95% from C-suite paying themselves high six-fig salaries to literally do nothing
>anon memory holes his retarded bags
many such cases

>> No.55520817

Another day, Carvana pumps hard again and adds hundreds of millions to its market cap

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>another day of high rates and zombie companies infinitely pumping

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>>55520874
but why tho

>> No.55520890

>>55520029
I want to go long on TLT/EDV but I want it to be at least an average of 4.5% or 5%

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predict market open

>> No.55520901

>>55520891
SPY -0.2%
QQQ -0.5%
IWM +3%

>> No.55520905

>>55520891
Green

>> No.55520911

>>55520874
i love those shitty brit terrace houses

>> No.55520914

>markets are pricing in an average of 2.25% yearly inflation over the next 30 years
why the fuck would people expect inflation to get better in the future when our budget and everything is getting so much worse

>> No.55520923

>>55520914
There was a point in time a few years ago when the 10Y was at almost 0%. If you're patient enough you can trade these macro events

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>>55520890
>I want to go long on TLT/EDV but I want it to be at least an average of 4.5% or 5%
5% is only gonna happen if the market truly believes that rates don't matter anymore. The market will have to believe that inflation and growth will remain very high into the future and price out all rate cuts for the foreseeable future. In that case the yield curve will uninvert and the long end will go above 5%
>55520886
>but why tho
I read it has to do with the Nasdaq rebalancing taking place the end of July. Less money flowing into megacaps and more money going to zombie corps

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>>55520890
>I want to go long on TLT/EDV but I want it to be at least an average of 4.5% or 5%
5% is only gonna happen if the market truly believes that rates don't matter anymore. The market will have to believe that inflation and growth will remain very high into the future and price out all rate cuts for the foreseeable future. In that case the yield curve will uninvert and the long end will go above 5%
>>55520886
>but why tho
I read it has to do with the Nasdaq rebalancing taking place the end of July. Less money flowing into megacaps and more money going to zombie corps

>> No.55521017

>>55520983
Am I misunderstanding or when the fed is expanding its balance sheet and buying bonds it driving up their prices and so keeping the yields artificially low?

>> No.55521033
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Good morning ma'ams

>> No.55521034

>>55520914
Because inflation has historically been worse and eventually came back down in even worse economic conditions than now, there's no reason not to expect a period of high inflation to eventually return to the 2.25% mean.

>> No.55521043

Where's that guy that does the SMG updates with Scoopsies?

>> No.55521065

What are your plays for today /smg/?

>> No.55521068
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Red or green today?

>> No.55521072

>>55521043
who cares scoops doesn't come here much lately

>> No.55521077

>>55521065
Long CVNA again

>> No.55521089

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.
Amen.

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>>55521033
>Simping over cellulite ass
Why do us men have no standards?
Anyway, I hope you guys stocked up on gold miners

>> No.55521116

3 minutes till market open. What is today going to look like? More pumping?

>> No.55521118

>>55521103
>us
I'm not brown

>> No.55521127

>>55521116
most likely within a range of +0.5% to -0.5% flat day
nobody wants to take a big position before CPI either long or short
probably pretty muted - if we do rally more than 0.5% watch out below tomorrow

>> No.55521129

Hope you guys dumped your RIVN yesterday

>> No.55521130
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>>55521130
>>55521131

>> No.55521143

And here we go with CVNA shooting up. Free money

>> No.55521144

>>55521129
Im down so much on Rivian I dont even care anymore

>> No.55521187

I wouldn't touch that CVNA options chain with a 12 foot pole. Fucking yuck.

>> No.55521218

let me guess, you really thought we were pumpimg

>> No.55521221

There's still time to enter SQQQ you mumu jokers

>> No.55521220

Short CVNA and short CVNA spamming shills

>> No.55521228

>>55521221
I spent most of my spare cash on treasury bills yesterday.

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OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55521233

>suddenly everything from green to red

>> No.55521236

mumu bros…

>> No.55521239

This dumb fucking schizo market absolutely DESPISES options traders.

>> No.55521241

>>55521239
me and the market have something in common

>> No.55521243
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did you see it? We're dumping. Don't worry, I can't remember the last time any downward pressure wasn't bought up in a V-shaped recovery within 2 hours.

>> No.55521247

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

>> No.55521249
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The first half hour doesn't mean anything.

>> No.55521250

2yr yield rising
most important part of the market to follow this week, more so than any commodity, any equity
follow the 2 year yield this week
if the 2 year rises to new highs = gtfo
if the 2 year falls / cools off = rally continues
follow the drinking gourd

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55521257

stupid bear, no one invited you to this party

>> No.55521261

Just slapped two slices of mozzarella cheese on a piece of bread with Prego tomato sauce and fried it. Tasted just as good as any local joint or dominos and much cheaper.

Short DPZ, short YUM, long ALBINI

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>>55521218
>>55521231
check again in about an hour bobos.

>> No.55521286

I think y’all need to take CVNA seriously

>> No.55521293

It's been a while since I shilled VIST.

>> No.55521300

>>55521286
Big Lots is the new play

>> No.55521318

>>55521300
No it’s not. CVNA is already up 8% from the low of the morning haha

>> No.55521324

>>55521318
>chasing the high
haha

>> No.55521331

>>55521318
I'm just going by market cap, cvna could pump more but not by multiples like the smaller caps could

>> No.55521343

>gaymd
is there a bigger pos in tech megacaps?

>> No.55521348

>>55521300
>down 76% over the last 5 years
I don't know man, kinda sus

>> No.55521354

>>55521293
shill me, anon

>> No.55521359

>>55521089
Saint Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and the other evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.

>> No.55521362

>>55521331
Of course it can. It can go to 100$ very easily.

>> No.55521364

>>55521359
Amen.

>> No.55521378

Goog is killing me. Grow asshole grow.

Lockheed and IEP looking strong

>> No.55521379

>>55521286
shill me CVNA.

>> No.55521380

MSFTies we getting heemed again...

>> No.55521392

Thoughts on buying INTCel? Seems undervalued compared to other semis.

>> No.55521401

anyone else hold jepi or other monthly dividend etfs/stocks long? is it worth it?

>> No.55521402

>>55521392
it's jewishly owned, so no risk of losing money. just dca into it

>> No.55521407

>>55521380
Grew 40% in 6 months. Quite a bit more before getting heemed

>> No.55521410

>>55521324
Because it keeps going higher

>> No.55521411

This price action is gay faggot aids

>> No.55521412
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>>55521118
Not yet, my boy... not yet

>> No.55521413

>>55521410
not for long

>> No.55521415

When will oil stock be fashionable again. I can't het rid of mine.

>> No.55521417

>>55521379
Look at the chart. It’s a massive short squeeze. It closes up double digits every day

>> No.55521418

>>55521392
i think longterm its a good buy. ive been having all these quantum computing in my discovery feeds. maybe a decade from now semis will take advantage of it.

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>>55521089
BLESSED & BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.55521435

>>55521417
is that it.. just another short squeeze candidate? i guess i'll keep an eye on it for intraday trade if i have any more to spare

>> No.55521442

>>55521103
Shill me some gold mine stocks

>> No.55521451

>>55519642
total profit
and it was a sarcastic jab at previous postings

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>>55521401
jepi will do well in a crab market, but overall dont recommend chasing high divs as it's riskier than it may appear.

>> No.55521466

>>55521354
It's one of the best positioned oil plays. I'm sitting on large gains. I expect more gains in the 2nd half as global oil balance reverts towards shortages.

Most of the oil shilling you'll see tends to focus on US shale or Canadian oil sands plays, but I've found that the best valuations are actually in South America. Weaker currencies, cheaper labor markets, and less government obsession with climate change has provided structural cost advantages to these producers. PBR is another cheap name commonly shilled, also a solid hold but its a much larger company with explicit government ties.
The main risk with these plays is their government shifts towards full communism, but VIST in particular operates in Argentina and exports most of their production, and Argentina is most likely shifting away from leftist policies with their elections in the next few months. Hyperinflation has slaughtered their economy.

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>>55521442
I actually only have one. Long term and cash positive, very good company overall. Lundin Gold. You can't really go wrong with the Lundin family

>> No.55521486

>>55521472
Aren't they killing people in africa?

>> No.55521490
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55521490

no dip left unbought by the end of the day. remember that.

>> No.55521494

>>55521486
uh based...are they?

>> No.55521496

Come on oil, keep going up. Don't do the dumperoo on ol' anon.

>> No.55521497

>>55521486
World could always use less africans.

>> No.55521500

BOIL chads we're making it

>> No.55521510

>>55521486
Absolutely bullish

>> No.55521528
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>>55521500
indeed

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>>55521486
You know what they say, there are three main drivers of financial growth: inflation, war, and exploitation.
The market obviously doesn't seem to care about that, so why should you (as an investor)?

>> No.55521573

>>55521555
innovation should also be on that list

>> No.55521576

the v-shaped recovery has begun!

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>HOLY SHIT TECH BR-ACK!

>> No.55521591

What did China do this time

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>recruiters randomly calling to waste my time 'talking about your resume and goals' again

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Thinking about gambling away my 15k of house money on being a CVNA bear, entering position around a week and a half before their earnings.
Question is, should I stay conservative and just go short, or should I be a degenerate gambler and buy puts? I do know it's likely vol after earnings will crater, but would that really matter if that shit goes unironically zero?

>> No.55521613

>>55519438
The market will just keep going up until the fed bankers sell, then it will go down. January 2025.

>>55519478
>google boomer
4chan lead me to believe most google workers are 25 years old and get paid in cash 270k a year. Did 4chan lie again?

>> No.55521628

>>55519648
This girl was a camwhore before she became a vtumor btw.

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>>55521573
True, I'm just a jaded and cynical bastard so I forgot to include it. There are other factors as well, of course.
Heh, I do like the fact that these "Swedish" companies like those owned by Lundin or Ericsson (for example) all have major ass scandals involving terrorism, huge corruption, and exploitation and murders in Africa. Nobody gives a single iota of crap. Fackin based market

>> No.55521656

Core CPI comes in hotter than expectations
Market dumps
Flawless bobo victory

>> No.55521659

>>55521613
google has peaked. it just jeets on cruise control. always watch for the jeet transformation from the bottom up. once even the ceo is a jeet the company is just on cruise control until it becomes a dinosaur tier company like GE or LMT.

>> No.55521663

>>55521613
they are in their 30s and they receive bonuses in stock, other than that pretty accurate

>> No.55521680

>>55521613
For whatever reason the pajeets are all trying to work for goog.

>> No.55521694
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>COIN
I kneel

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>>55521609
Idk why people spend so much on option premiums when 0dte exists

>> No.55521758
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Fuck this i'm going back to bed

>> No.55521769
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The fed has lost control and we are in a glownigger market. When the music is playing you've got to dance

>> No.55521779
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55521779

>Everything green except for soxl

>> No.55521793

Oilchads, WTFWT

>> No.55521833

spx cant even reach the high of the day

>> No.55521844

what the FUCK is going on with coinbase. btc is flat

>> No.55521853

>>55521017
That's correct, when the Fed is buying bonds then yields go lower because the market will front run the Fed and buy up all the bonds. But right now the Fed is doing QT, allowing bonds to mature and not buying new bonds with the money

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$HOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico

>> No.55521868

>>55521844
Gigawhales

>> No.55521875

>>55520600
It’s a sub prime loan company disguised as a used car lot. That’s not a bad thing though. Cars are easy to repossess and sell again so it just depends on how many people with bad credit they can con into a loan. No shortages there.

>> No.55521885
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OILCHADS HOLY MOLY WE KEEP WINNING

>> No.55521903

>>55521853
So pretty much the only time to buy bonds is when the fed is doing quantative easing, got it

>> No.55521913
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OIL IS GOING PARABOLIC GOLY SHIYYT!

>> No.55521914

you bought the dip of the daily v-shaped recovery, right anons? Seriously now that this BS is over we can get some real price discovery.

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>>55518838
it's not to late to laugh at this retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jL7O3SA5Cs

>> No.55521929

SOXL sisters are we gonna make it?

>> No.55521943

>>55521844
No idea cause insiders are selling big but stablecoin and exchange FUD has been a leading rally indicator this year

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>>55521914
I bought 58k worth of SPY LEAPS yesterday. So yes I'd like the market to go up.

>> No.55521954

>>55521844
its finally going up since I closed my positions at losses

>> No.55521963

>>55521903
>So pretty much the only time to buy bonds is when the fed is doing quantative easing, got it
No, the market sets the yields for bonds on the long end regardless of the Fed's near term dot plot. If the outlook for the US economy changes to one of no growth then long term bonds (TLT) will get bid. Holding a 30 year 4% bond when the economy is contracting is a great investment.

>> No.55521987

the bulls will be killed

>> No.55522018

VLO (41B mcap) made 16B last year
NVDA (1T mcap) made 16B last year

do what you will with this information

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>>55522018
i think i'll buy some calls on nvda, thanks anon

>> No.55522055

>>55522018
>VLO
Boring energy company
>NVDA
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

>> No.55522064

>>55522055
oil is the new data, zoomie

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>>55519965
Shades of NVO and LLY cockblocking each others' profits, even though WeGovy and Mounjaro are both good. If ASTS wins and DISH wins (and, hell, SpaceX/Starlink Phone edition wins) then nobody wins.

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Why do you keep falling for it anon? Buy calls and close your eyes.

>> No.55522115

>FTC fucks up and doesn't block Microsoft purchase of Activision Blizzard
>Stock instantly jumps $4 dollars

Goddamnit I shoulda bought some and just assumed government incompetence in advance.

>> No.55522171

>all my investments are up but the dollar is down so I'm down
Fix your currency, Mutts

>> No.55522180

>>55522115
Not too late to buy IRBT before they fail to block that buyout too

>> No.55522184

Been sitting on ATM spreads on $QQQ since 10am. I need it to move back to $367+.

>> No.55522192

>>55522018
Jesus that P/E and divvie what the hell
I'm starting to think fundamentals don't matter

>> No.55522194

>>55522171
Yellen agreed to treat DXY like a white baby, gleefully sacrificing it to prevent the total collapse of Japan, China, and the rest of the globe's shitcoins.

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>>55522192
Where were you 2021?

>> No.55522204

Oil barons, I don't like it any more than you. But realize that if you break $75, they'll restart the SPR sales.

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Got 30k to play with what's /smg/ shilling these days? Don't say SOXL....

>> No.55522214

>>55522210
SOXL

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>>55522203
I'm joking around, my friend

>> No.55522228

Cmon SPY.

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>>55522064
always
was

>> No.55522256

>GD
>LMT
>NOC
>suddenly simultaneously spiking upwards

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I need some stock ideas in the german precision machinery/manufacturing sector, chemical industry is fine too
small to medium cap, attractive buyout candidates for foreign/US big corpos or investors
consensus seems to be deindustrialization of western europe, which leaves alot of hitech IP ripe for the picking (no resistance from the government)

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>>55522224
i love it
>>55522210
$coin

>> No.55522272

>>55522194
>sacrifice the strong to prop up the weak
Good thinking

>> No.55522275

>>55521945
Topping signal

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>>55522275
Nah I just DCA with index LEAPS. I think 1.5x leverage is sustainable long term. But I still like up more than down.

>> No.55522323
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...thinkin' 'bout investing in some lunch

>> No.55522345
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>SQUEEZE THEM ALL OUT

>> No.55522353

Hearing rumors that CPI numbers got leaked and confirmed inflation under 3%. Can't find anything about it though.

>> No.55522366
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>Climate Change is not real
Investing on this thesis for the remainder of the decade will make you a millionaire. There are many 100x's out there on both the short side and the long side

>> No.55522370

>>55522353
Well suddenly I'm making money so who knows, could be true

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another pump

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>>55522353
Volume too low for that to be real.

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OILKINGS

>> No.55522399

this is FRC anon, i got hired by JPM and ive literally done nothing for 3 months
its fucking weird. what do I do with my time during the day

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>>55521268

>> No.55522431

>>55522399
Trade stocks. Play video games.

>> No.55522434

>>55522399
What's your job title

>> No.55522435

>>55522323
I made some tasty chili one hour ago.
Also bought some more KO

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>>55522370
>>55522374
True or not, I dipped out of my spreads. Gonna listen to Knish on this one.


https://youtu.be/z7NxEj4A1Cg?t=35

>> No.55522450

>>55522435
I might go to KFC, and YUM is partnered with PEP though, so you're fucked, it's over

>> No.55522452

>>55522353
Where’d you hear these rumors

>> No.55522455

>>55522431
it gets boring. not fulfilling, like treading water
>>55522434
they havent even given me a new job title, not that I would tell you if I had one

>> No.55522458

>>55522399
Ping your supervisor/manager that you're free and idle. He may be swamped by other acquihires and unable to give you anything, but by actively reaching out you put yourself a tiny step up from all the other people he'll need to throw on a shitcan list.

>> No.55522469

>>55522458
I dont have a direct supervisor, they basically assigned me to a huge division with no direct report.
My "boss" is like 1 step down from jamie dimon lol. dont think I should ping him

>> No.55522474

>>55522452
Where else? WSB. I try to keep tabs on as many places as possible for information and this one caught my eye.

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c'est fini

>> No.55522481

>>55522469
Oh shit, you're gonna get replaced by ChatGPT. Start prepping that resume.

>> No.55522483
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>>55522474
fake and gay confirmed

>> No.55522493

>>55522481
I have a one year contract, if they dont make me do shit for 12 months thats fine with me.
if they fire me, even better. still have to pay me

>> No.55522497

>>55522455
Well, you could always look for a new job.
You could step away from your desk, slowly ramp up spending more time physically away until someone notices your absence.

Most likely, you're only on payroll because they don't want lawsuits. So you might as well take advantage.

>> No.55522507

>>55522497
It's good advice. I have a contract for a year so it's a little early to look for a new job. I wonder if it's possible to work two jobs?
anyone have experience with secretly working two places at once?

>> No.55522508

welp, another morning of xanax and liquor. Will make 500 shitposts across the site, fall asleep, and be greeted with hundreds of angry yous when I wake up

>> No.55522512
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i sold 0dte SPY calls to pay for eggs. that was a mistake

>> No.55522514

>>55522353
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.55522516

Is there a chance NVDA will do a stock split soon? I want to be able to sell covered calls, but I only have 66 shares and the premiums are huge. I could increase my position to 100 shares, but I already think NVDA is overvalued and don't want to increase my stake.

>> No.55522518

>>55522483
Apparently but we did have a sudden boost so I'll take it and my account is happy with it

>> No.55522523

>>55522512
....are you getting assigned?

>> No.55522524

>>55521844
It’s called a shitco rally. Every single highly shorted dogshit stock is rallying these days. Degrossing sagas.

>> No.55522525

>>55522475
Eventually this nigger has to be right once

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>>55522507
>I wonder if it's possible to work two jobs?
It absolutely is. The term is "overemployment" or "wagemaxxing".

>> No.55522548

>>55522507
I honestly believe a significant portion of remote jobs are actually second jobs that are getting done half assed

>> No.55522549

>>55522508
BASED

>> No.55522551

>>55522538
>>55522548
myabe I'll rephrase, I know it's possible
how do you get away with it though

>> No.55522553

>>55522469
you might not have anything to do until next year if they still havent figured out your organization anon
or they might be waiting out your contracts and see it as a waste of money trying to sort out a new organization for you guys or sort all of you into their existing organizations

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>>55522512
spreads next time silly, 0dte butterflies

>> No.55522559
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55522559

What's this douche talking about?
Stuff ain't getting cheaper.
In fact, real price inflation has yet to be tried.

>> No.55522563

Why is people hot about oil? Is it if you own futures?

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>>55522563
hopium with a splash of bobo

>> No.55522590

>>55522563
For me it's a strong day for FANG and XOM. Others have other companies, and/or ETFs like UCO. And yet others may indeed own futures contracts.

>> No.55522595

>>55522553
I think that's exactly it. They're buying time to see if they need us.
It's also risky for them to fire anyone because if questions about data or practices arise later and you already fired the person who knows then you're fucked
jpm is spinning off a new type of banking from our model, though doubt they need any of us besides client facing people

>> No.55522596

Gap down

>> No.55522598

wtf i'm losing money again

>> No.55522603

>>55522551
Dipshit redditors made /r/overemployment private so you'd need an account to apply and see it. That's probably got some guides.

This guy on Twitter has some good tips: https://twitter.com/maxwagechad/status/1635504088619298817

Programming, sysadmin work, cybersecurity, and other "know your shit and coast on a couple hours a week" jobs are key. Then you look for 100% WFH and it becomes a matter of juggling meeting calendars.

>> No.55522609

>>55522524
>It’s called a shitco rally.
goddammit, why aren't my shitcos pumping reeee

>> No.55522610
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55522610

buy the dip fuck bobo

>> No.55522614

>>55522603
i dont use reddit or twitter but i appreciate the effort

>> No.55522616

>>55522563
SPR sales ended at the end of June. Now we're seeing the effects of prolonged Saudi and Ruskie cuts.

>> No.55522631

>>55522204

Yeah I have no doubt they'll drain SPR to the last drop to suppress prices during summer at least.

>> No.55522641

>>55522614
Consider doing that, if only with burner accounts so you can organize information. In any case at the end of the thread the dude links to his blog so I guess this is a place to start? It's got a lot of tips and some are woo but a lot are relevant: https://www.vagabondway.org/p/unlock-your-earning-potential-with

>> No.55522644

>>55522609
Maybe your ShitCos are not highly shorted / low quality enough

>> No.55522649

>>55522523
nah i wrote them naked so i'd just lose money if i closed them out but fortunately the market gods have decided to spare me in the last 10min

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>>55522399
How much are they paying you? I'm curious what a career in finance is worth.

>> No.55522661

>>55522641
Thanks for the link I'll go through his stuff now. definitely easier with a coding/IT support job but Im sure its doable with finance
>>55522650
i was making 135 and now im making 202+ because jpm handed over 50% retention bonuses

>> No.55522668

>everything green but SOXL
bros... wtf

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>>55522661
Have your series certificates? Are those even relevant anymore?
>>55522650
I hope so i'm chasing those right now.

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>>55522399
>what do I do with my time during the day
looks like you found a way to pass the time

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>>55522661
>i was making 135 and now im making 202+ because jpm handed over 50% retention bonuses
Not bad anon. I'm low 6 figs as a med fag but am too lazy to go back to school. Fuck I hate working with women.

>> No.55522700

>>55522678
I work in corporate finance so theres no point in getting any of the series certifications
things like CFA/CPA/CIMA are way more valuable
>>55522689
i like shit posting with you guys but not all day every day
>>55522690
youll never escape women in that field lol. you should go become a PA, they need men so badly youll get in anywhere as a diversity admit. they make like 140k right off the rip too

>> No.55522706

>>55522538
if you are a person that wants to have two work from home jobs that tells me that A) you want to be a slave and B) neither job is needed and therefore I would euthanize you without a second thought

>> No.55522718

>>55522706
How old do you think you'll be when you realise you're retarded?

>> No.55522719

>>55522700
>are way more valuable
>CPA
yea I was halfway done with my exams and realized I would rather waste all my dad's money and save enough for a shotgun at the end rather than continue into the CPA profession and slave my life away for a few extra shekels, but to each their own, you are the goodest of good goys

>> No.55522720

>>55522668
so is SOXL a buy rn or...

>> No.55522727

>>55522718
right around the age where I get euthanized myself, that's kinda how it works... and if you think you are such a smart fella, i got news for you... you are actually a fart smella and the biggest retard of them all

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>>55522720
What's your opinion on upcoming semi earnings season?

>> No.55522748

>>55522210
UBOT is a better leveraged ETF than SOXL.

It has a higher Alpha (excess return), lower Beta (volatility), and the price is more undervalued compared to SOXL.

>> No.55522758

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Uhhh.... money?!

>> No.55522767

>>55522706
If you're smart enough not to fall for a "put in 40 hours a week, wagie!" job, do you:
1) Work 1 job for 40 years, putting in 10h/week
2) Work 2 jobs for 20 years, putting in 20h/week
3) Work 4 jobs for 10 years, putting in 40h/week
?

>> No.55522769

>>55522748
stop posting

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>>55522748
false

>> No.55522774

>>55522559
consumer prices are on the far end of the supply chain, production inputs like commodities are down and going lower. consumer prices and unemployment are the last things to go when the economy has a downturn. they are lagging indicators.

>> No.55522783

Oh look, another day of bullshit MARA gains.

>> No.55522786

>>55522210
NTSX

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>>55522210
Leveraged risk reversal, long synthetic futures, LEAPS, etc. Try something new.

>> No.55522793

>>55522719
>CPA
also if the glow niggers already have software developed that tracks the ins and outs of all of our bank accounts, why aren't taxes automated yet? Why is there an independent brigade of boomer CPA's that need to do the government's job for them but they themselves are not the government? Every politician in my lifetime talks about simplifying the tax code, but the reason why they don't is because it would kill off an entire industry that really should be killed off. Why can't the AI figure out how much money I made and tax me accordingly. You are lying to yourself if you don't think it can be done. In b4 muh tax credits, in b4 muh itemized deductions, in b4 muh real estate depreciation, in b4 muh grey areas of the tax code, in b4 muh independent contractor has expenses. All necessary casualties to get with the times. I'm so sick of boomers with "professional credentials" thinking they know anything other than what they have been indoctrinated into knowing. It's all larp. Sure it pays the bills... but at what cost? The cost of progress.

>> No.55522803

When I look at the chart I think "who the fuck can successfully trade this?"

>> No.55522810

>>55522719
Ok well CPAs are valuable sorry it wasn’t for you
You aren’t better than anyone just because you chose to do something else

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>>55522803
spy 1/3/2023 383, spy 7/11/2023 441. You literally just had to buy calls anon. Expand your time horizon.

>> No.55522840

>>55522767
Your math is off - savings rate is not linear, but this is the right idea.

Although once you reach the point where investments are providing self-sustaining growth/income beyond your expenses, you may start to wonder what else there is to do in life.
For some, working is a source of fulfillment.

>> No.55522843

>>55522748
>>55522786
>>55522789
jumped into TQQQ at $40.01 once it starting pumping around noon

>> No.55522845 [DELETED] 

New >>55522841

>> No.55522848

>>55522829
I buy calls 1DTE and hold them 15-30 mins. I don't trust the fake and gay Joe Biden economy / market.

>> No.55522858

>>55522840
>investments are providing self-sustaining growth
None of you stop and think how or why that's possible do you?

>> No.55522859

NEXT
>>55522856
>>55522856
>>55522856

>> No.55522860

>>55522840
>Your math is off - savings rate is not linear
I know, but look at the anon I was replying to and tell me whether a more-complex-but-accurate approach was the way to go.

>> No.55522866

>>55522845
No links? Fuck that shit.

>> No.55522880

>>55522860
Probably true. Looks like he's that one trust fund schizo.

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>>55522848
Well there's your answer to why you can't trade it.

>> No.55522885

>>55522860
the only job I'm willing to take is a do nothing job that everyone else seems to get, other than that I'm gambling short dated SPY calls till I either really make it or only have enough money left for a shotgun. You can larp all you want about how important you feel at your 4 jobs

>> No.55522895

>>55522774
so profits will keep exploding?

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>>55522895
Something is going to explode in the underwear of everyone soon... Its called POPO, heard of it? I lay some every day, now i own some token of it kek

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>>55523047
Btw and on a serious note.
The guy that got uber rich from PEPE seems to be stopping and smelling the popo.
This is his wallet...
You can look it up if you don't believe me. But i for one, am happy to follow the money...
How TF is no one talking about his? do people not follow wallets anymore? jfc lift your game /biz

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>>55523064
Annnnnd there you go....good to see there are still some smart people on /biz

>> No.55523344

>>55522538
On paper I work 32 hours a day from job stacking kek

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POPO looks like the best shit out there. I like shit more than dogs or frogs.

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>>55523376
Dad, unpack yourthings....I just got us both rich off a TURRRDD

>> No.55524334 [DELETED] 

POPO is flying now…well done /biz, I’m sometimes surprised with how you aren’t retarded sometimes lmao. Well done for those that got onto some POPO

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Still a little life left in this one

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>>55524661
based

>> No.55524910 [DELETED] 

nice being vindicated in my belief that we are all going to become poor
now have to figure out how to keep the savings i have