/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any reason for the massive dump today?

AI craze merely postponed the collapse

Bears wrong 7 months straight.

>>55515021
Foxconn-apple news if I had to guess, but I didn't look further.

>>55515023
I’ve been holding sqqq for 4 months now

>>55515021

>>55515028
Bears only have to be correct once. You have to be correct forever.

If an expected dividend is priced in than I may as well buy right? Picking a stock up for a little cheaper later won't matter much if it's current price minus dividend right?

When will you FRUITS learn

>>55515032
dead shitcoin

>>55515032
Stop buying stupid shit

I mean when you think about it, 2022 has been the worst year for stocks and bonds in the entire history of the stock market. Things can't POSSIBLY get any worse :)

Nice try but, Bobo its over.

>>55515076
We’re at market peak right now.

>>55515034
Lucky for me you retards can't afford the theta to hold short to q1 2024

>>55515087
It’ll keep going up until people remember there’s an election next year and then the floor will fall out

>>55515036
right, its not a big deal either way

Cucked once again oilbros
Back down to the 60s we go

>watching the BOIL chart
>it's going straight
>suddenly it starts dumping, for no reason at all
>VIOLENTLY
Why is this so common with natural gas?

smg terrible taste in women... disgusting food van girl, finance basic girls, lolis, twisft (overrated). what is wrong with you guys

Bought FNGD two weeks ago around Thursday, doubled up last week, and sold today at $9.49 when I woke up. Made $629 and change in profit. This is my week off from work and it's a beautiful sunny day. You guys have fun here, I'm going to go hit the beach

crab bros...this is our time

Not nearly enough cunny posting to buy today. Might have to wait until tomorrow or even next week when smg normalizes

So I guess everything is ok then

>>55515131
My HD waifu mogs yours

NIO bros we are finally back above 10$
China superpower by 2030

which threads influencers are we following?

>>55515159
L. Mao.
>>55515171
I have never seen girls like this or the other one working at any Home Depot. It's terribly disappointing.
Neighbor's dog apparently wants to spend all his time outside in the yard watching dog walkers pass by. That's a deal.

SKYT is gonna be at $30 per share by october screenshit this

>>55515034
Nice technical analysis

>>55515034
You see that drop off is just a momentary dip in the macro trend.

>>55515202
They're few and far between. A rare breed.

>>55515208
Stock market's negative skewness is well demonstrated

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS BULLMARKET

>>55515215
Macro trend shows that US electricity generation has been flat since 2005. EU electricity generation has collapsed.

Are we really not talking about CVNA? Probably the best performing stock of the entire year

>>55515194
The fucking app shoves them in your face as soon as you log in whether you follow them or not. I spent at least 10 minutes muting accounts the first time I fired the piece of shit up. But at least I don't have to read any heckin' mean posts from Nazi chuds.
>>55515230
Still can't figure out how they went from "on the verge of bankruptcy" to 600% in the green over the past 6 months

>>55515159
It's not ok but it's no worse than usual.

>>55515204
Holy shit.... Boobas get me going

>>55515230
>>55515242
CVNA is a short cover rally. It's still a dogshit stock and a dogshit fraudulent company committing capex fraud and other accounting fraud.

At this price level CVNA should rush to do an ATM offering to raise cash. It'll significantly delay their bankruptcy. 2025 bonds are trading at 84 (up from 45 in Jan)

>>55515223

>>55515242

When a stock has gone up %600 in a short time, that's the best time to go all in, right bros?

K

>>55515261

>>55515261
unironically, yes.

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55515253
Let’s see your puts

>>55515261
Probably. Then when it's up 20x from bottom you flip short regardless of any perceived fundamentals.
At least thats how it went for the Canadian oil stocks

>>55515287
No puts, but it's a shitco. Just zoom out on the chart dude.

>>55515194
Is that a semitic logo

>>55515131
>terrible taste in women

Those are all men.

>>55515314
You can't have a bearish opinion if you aren't taking a position. You either don't genuinely believe CVNA is a shitco or you believe it but don't have enough conviction to take a short position. Either way you're a piece of shit and a loser, CVNA is an excellent company by the way.

>CPI Wednesday

>>55515367
There is a 100% chance you were sitting on a dildo as you typed out this post.

RIVN CHADS ASSEMBLE

>>55515248
origin of those milkers?

/lumber bros are we back?

is spy hitting 440 today bros, this crabbing is making me sleepy

>>55515405
I should've held my calls over the weekend. Well, profit is profit.

damn, /smg/ is moving slow today, how is everyone doing?

>>55515367
I don't know anything about CVNA, but I am looking at bonds getting slurped and volume at 60 to 70% and I find that meaningful. That's a bearish opinion. Also big institutions pushing student loans "forgiveness" kek

>>55515477
Checked
+1.41% so far

>>55515021
Is this massive dump in the room with us right now?

>>55515477
my portfolio has crabbed for 3 months

>>55515131
good thing rocker is banned or he would post a wall of tranny cope shit about is tranny hololive whore

>my sofi, soxl, mara plays recovering all day
thank fuck. i hope it continues until ER

>>55515477
Chillin mostly in cash, not sure where this market is headed next but wherever it moves I expect it will do so with some momentum

This looks like the first little rally and sell off before a stock goes parabolic. I really hope TRUFF goes retarded and hits above 0.20 again soon. t. $200 bags and previously lost $200 on it.

My bigger bag is CMRX

>>55515519

>>55515529
Yes, and then I wonder why I lose money

ceru my n*gga

The gook stock $HKD is pumping again for any degenerate gamblers out there.

>>55515546
>>55515529
Also UUUU has been a consistent swinger for me, though I only make a few dollars per cycle. Tends to range between 5.50 and 6.00 on the low end and 7.00 ish on the upper end. Looks like it bounced off support the other day and will reverse into the 6.20 to 6.50 range easily
But now that I've done that, I expect it to shit downward to like 5.30 and blow me out on some macro news or some shit

>KO hovering a fucking cent above my buy order

>>55515496
nice
>>55515504
yikes
>>55515510
well lets hope for the best

>>55515563
not buying you bags, Chang

Should i go all in on Disney stock? They're really low right now.

>>55515566
Looks like it's at local support/demand levels, could see it rallying next week

>>55515611
It got filled on that candle down like 5 minutes ago :)

>>55515194
>>55515324
The logo clearly depicts open defecation

Welp. This day's a bust. I'm going to go to work now.

I believe in CLF

>>55515401
Nice projection boboid, we all know bears are the faggots.

>>55515131
wrong

Bobo, comments?

I miss the days when I thought I was a natural genius trader

>>55515684

>>55515652
but the market is green. how did you lose?

>>55515652

>>55515684
>Why is it dumping AH on no news?

i used to know 2 very beautiful women. personally i would rate them an unbiased 10 and 9 at the time i knew them. they were both so beautiful that i think about them most days still. literally YEARS since i last saw them. this is the true danger of woman. they will haunt you.
be careful zoomers lest you end up like me. take a chance with her. do all you can to win her heart. or die every day until your death.

>>55515713

MSFT bros we got beat today, pretty bad

>>55515728
oh shut up faggot

KO is now below the pre-covid high again

>bought SOXL
>made money
hmm it's really that easy isn't it?

>>55515748
a lot of things are precovid levels and higher but their corresponding ETFs are still shit.

come on oil, let's score some fucking gains...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55515746
ash of my shirt
got blood in my eyes
sound of the blade made him drop his disguise

>>55515748
Still too expensive. You reckon it could fall below 55?

>>55515748

>>55515778
dont know but if I get dubs I'll get drunk tonight

Holy fucking shit CVNA

>>55515786
Too bad m8. But if I get dubs, I'll go to bed at a reasonable hour :)

OK, fuck it, I'm going long on CVNA. All In.

Can CVNA be be next trillion dollar business?

>>55515563
interesting timing

It's over

>>55515816
>>55515809
yeah bros to the moon bros lambo bros

>>55515777
Checked & based

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

>bro you need more than just two credit cards
>you need a mortgage, personal loans, and 10 more credit cards before we consider you credit worthy

credit scores can suck my dick

>>55515809
>>55515816
Lol. CVNA.

>cvna
ath tomorrow

>>55515870
Okay
>presses the big red button

>>55515879
I fucking hate the usury system of the west. It just gets worse and more slavish every year. Not one normie notices.

>>55515879
it really is a scam, just speed ran 530 to 730 in 11 months. there is essentially zero correlation to credit score and being a "good borrower".

Gettin real sick of 0DTE niggers.

feels good man

>>55515946
nice jew score

>soxl up 6%
tomorrow is going to be a brutal red day isn't it?

>>55515879
Sorry goy. Just take out a few more loans, then check back in 3-6 months.
>>55515794
This is absurd

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55515983
Got heemed by MSFT
Otherwise, crabbed

Is Hang Seng/Chinese stocks dead in the water?

Got 100k riding on it. -30% over 3 years.

I hate myself for getting roped into it. Should have put it all in the Shit and Piss 500

>>55515983
Sold my AMZN right before it went down a bit and bought RIVN and am up $300 for the day. Kinda sad it dipped after the big V at the beginning of the day though.

>>55515983
I am up roughly 0.2% or 650 dollars.

>>55515983
>1 account up 12%
>1 account up 18%
>2 account up 8%
>1 account up 7.5%
>1 account down .22%
pretty swell i'd say

>>55515809
>>55515816
>>55515969
>Buy in May
>Would've 400%
Jesus

tommorow will be flat for CPI anticipation, remember to buy SOXL calls then, sell them on Thursday and buy FAS calls for JPM earnings

>>55516004
First of all, never bet against AMERICA, son. Secondly, they will soon announce massive stimulus packages so hopefully their economy gets back on track.
I can't imagine the index going up 30% though

>>55516014
>>55515983
+2.21%, +1.38%, +0.05%, -0.32%
Okay I guess

>>55516024
I dca'ed so I'm "only" 10% down, but yeah. EM markets can be volatile.

>>55515983
+.93%. Good enough I suppose.

>HAS pays 4.35% yield, ER on 21st and ex-date on 31st
>Just had probably one of the biggest free marketing and product launches from the LotR MTG set
How would you play divvy and ER arbitrage? Surely the stock will shit upwards on good news

Keep burning cash on puts bobo, (YOU) fuel the squeeze.

>>55516059
they could have fueled the dump by driving up oil prices instead but nooooooo we can't have nice things

Did anyone slurp BYRN for premarket earnings tomorrow? Aero/defense small cap.

>>55516073
Only saudi's want to cut sorry oil bros.

>>55515946
Anything over 800 is overkill. Even jews blush when they see this. Like a goy diving in the moloch statue headfirst. Embarassing.

>>55516055
As long as people spend money on printed on cardboard everything's fine and no crash in sight...

>>55516039
Indeed, luckily I managed to escape my EM market index fund last year when it nicely pumped. Nice +2% profit over a 2 year period. Never again going into emerging markets. Their market operates on an entire different understanding compared to "ours".
I learned a valuable lesson then. Just buy a good ol' index fund following the goddamn S&P and squeeze out easy 20-40% per year, fugg everything else

>>55516080
you'll get to 800 some day, no need to be butthurt

>>55516083
But that just means the M2 money supply is still high since people have enough free money to burn on shit like that. This means inflation and ER will still be good, and the Fed will have to increase rape hikes yet again. Yields are still highest at 4 and 6 months, and with student debt repayments happening, it will probably take that long for people to start losing money.

>>55516080
>a goy diving in the moloch statue headfirst
We need a /co/ drawfag on this, this is hilarious to imagine

>>55516117
Yep.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate at or above (positive) 7%.

I tell myself it is too late to get into MARA.
MARA makes new highs.
I want to kill myself.
Repeat ad infinitum.

>>55515983
Cash: +$499
Funfolio: +0.36%
Overall: +0.52%

Left a bit of money on the table but gains are gains.

>>55516163
underboob is best boob

>>55516163
God i love anime girls (female) so much bros

>>55516153
>Having to specify they aren't negative rates
That'll be fun to see in my lifetime. I can't imagine how chaotic things will be. I can't say I thrive on it, but I do enjoy the moments

Jesus fuck what a terrible company BBIG is. Wow. Surely NASDAQ don't need the BBIG listing fees that badly. Time to delist. No independent board members. No 10K. No 10Q. Two staff determination letters saying July 7th was the deadline for compliance. Get to it.

>>55516158
you should just trade on its high volatility. i sold MARA at around 11 dollars for 2x when it was trading at around 6. now i just buy it whenever it dips and sell when it reaches new highs then repeat

got banned from like another 3 twitch channels

>>55516226
Everyone's on Kick now.

THERES A HOLE IN MY POCKET WHERE MY MONEY SHOULD GO
THERE'S A HOLE
THERE'S A HOLE

>>55516237
was pretty funny. i was talking shit about some korean girl wearing a mask of stream, the chingchongs are WELL INTO THEIR MAX VAX and really dont like being told they are goym cattle

>>55516186
One more for the road

boobies

>>55516277
based

Today was interesting
>Fed re-iterates higher interest rates, but yields go down
>Megacaps go down, but small caps go up (significantly)
Can't help but think this is driven by short covering plus retarded algos

>>55516422
smol caps are leading indis

>>55516422
They are just playing around and giving us an opportunity to stock up as much as possible before Wednesday and earnings. Thanks :)

>>55516277
>>55516362
>troonime paedophiles ALERT
>groomers ALERT
>school shooter ALERT

long anime pusy

>>55515845
>webm
Real?

>>55515904
What program is this?

>>55516532
Think or swim from tda

i think about getting a job bros...but i think back to all the times i was employed and its just... its just not worth it no matter what the monetary gain is. wagie cattle wont understand but its just like so against the very fabric of my being at this point i dont thing i could ever hold done a job ever again after being free. dont get me wrong i love money...i dont know its just that i value my personal sovereignty and dignity above all else is all, and i hate the jews and niggers and i want them to suffer and i dont want to pay taxes.if that means i die a horrific death im at peace with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUq844CbkI
it's only monday.

tolkien was right just think of sam and frodo on the mount. alone just the two of them against the hoard of brown shitskin filth. what an allegory. tolkien truly was a visionary.

How was everyone's day today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGO19YOaw6U

Anyone holding OEF?

>>55516694
Everything in that image looks fairly normal until early 2020, and then....

>>55516749
What are you saying, anon?

>>55515194
God I hate nu-internet. Threads, twitter, all shit. Early 10s internet was peak for forum chads before smartphone infiltration got too big. Making your own username and building a real big dick personality on a niche forum. No "influencer" just being known as some forum legend on some dull corner of the internet. That was real influencer rep. Mass platforms are a mistake. Now we have android human zucc trying to get a bigger following then musk who is at the point of /fit/ posting as a top net worth CEO.

>soft landing

>>55516749
Cease your pattern recognition at once.

>>55516422
Megacaps were heemed by this: https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/the-nasdaq-100-index-special-rebalance-to-be-effective-july-24-2023-2023-07-07

>>55516694
i fear the day the jew drops us to pre covid levels and never lets us recover in our gentile lifetimes

>>55516523
Real. Can't tell which of these other views is more American:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qfz7eFSX_FU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QERTwlOgcGk

>>55516795
>2010's internet
tldr. cool story bro. u mad? u sound mad. youtube.com/rickastley and that's how i became the fresh prince of bel air.
that's you. you're nostalgic for that. i fucking hate you.

>>55516933
wholesome

Why is the market content to see semis go +/-2% daily?

>>55516933
Those were gentlemens days of shit talk on the net. 90s rappers. Give me that any day over these mumble rap billionaires trying hard and people trying to be some real world celebrity on the internet.

i fucking hate niggers. I FUCKING HATE THEM I FUCKING HATE KIKES. IF I COULD LIQUIDATE SHITSKIN FILTH AND KIKES I WOULDNT HESITATE RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND. WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITHOUT HESITATION I WOULD GENOCIDE THEM ALL. buy soxl

>>55516658
shut the fuck up fucking street shitting nigger slave. no one gives a fuck about your $20 handjob gains fucking faggot. heil hitler

>>55516980
Distribution as people realize they got way ahead of themselves when it comes to the usefulness of spicy autocomplete.

>>55515845
futures?

>>55517078
>futures?

>>55516795
>>55516933
ive been here since 2005. since mootikins and snacks were still around, before /biz/ even existed and the chans was much different. i've seen it all. everything, i have pics and threads saves that glowniggers and chuds can only dream of viewing.

why did healthcare stocks rocket upward today?

>>55516933
Sieg heil my nigga

>>55517084
this is what its all about. embracing the crab. notice that even though he is likely on his way to certain doom and likely death he is content and at peace. this is what it takes to make it it. FUCK SHITSKIN I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING PAKI NIGGER CUNT KILL YOURSELF

>>55517017
>verbally humiliate someone online in the early 2010's
>"nice copypasta" (30 likes)
the internet turned to shit in 2007 and didn't recover until 2014 with the misaki renaissance

>>55514984
How are people in the US still not nearly as melanin fatigued as they'd need to be to change their voting habits?

>>55517086
>no mention of shii, /ib/ or /z/
fake and gay

>>55517125
2005-8 were glory years 2011 was the absolute peak of the internet and humanity. listen to any album from that time, gold. everything that came after was absolute soulless trash

>>55516933
The narwhal bacons XD epic awesomesauce

>>55517143
>>>/z/

>>55517143
fuck you nigger.

>>55517143
you werent there you wouldnt get it

>>55517162
youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ
such good music man, they just don't make it like they used to
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT

>>55517202
faggot

>>55517168
beedicks is long dead and you suck soviet russia's cock

>>55517171
who is he with here

>>55517225
he's not human you know. you dont even know how deep this rabbit hole goes zoomer 80s hairdoo nigger

>>55517222
>you suck soviet russia's cock
I have no idea how you got that, but ok. I was just referring to the vespidphile.

>>55517237
I was just asking who the girl is, schizoanon

>>55517244
lurk moar

>>55517246
sorry i have no idea, probably some DUMB FUCKING WHORE WITH A GAPING DRY HOLE BETWEEN HER WORTHLESS FUCKING CUNT WHORE legs. im not sure

>>55517252
No.

Why do crypto miners keep going up? I'm confused, BTC isn't doing shit. I mean it's nice but I'm very confused.

fucking worthless general full of 40 IQ mutt tourist niggers. fuck /smg/ this generally hasnt had any worthwhile conversation in at least 2 years, full to the brim with potatonigger zoomer cauliflower hair auto comment npc niggers. fucking kill yourself mulatto dysgenic coon skin potatoe nigger. TAKE YOUR HRT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT TROON NIGGER KIKE

>>55515777
>>55515865
How heavy are her SOXL bags?

>>55517343
im SO TIRED OF THIS FUCKING NIGGER TRANNY STOCK. FUCKING SOXL SHILL I HOPE THAT GLOWNIGGER FAGGOT ROPES BEFORE HIS cuchold bbc nigger murders his wife and children. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK i hate jews

>>55517336

How we feeling about crude oil the rest of this year bros

>>55516019
> fas calls

I never see any liquitidy in FAS calls.

Seems dangerous

>>55516153
Impossible with the national debt rolling over.

The cuts are coming and soon

>>55515983
+0.8%. Not bad for being over 20% in cash equivalents. Coomodities are rippin once again.
Should have loaded up more on PCH though before it became so clear that more houses will need to be built regardless of rates. I've had a teaser position for a long time, need to figure out the right price to make it a big boy position.

>>55516491
Cry about it

Uh...
>futures
https://youtu.be/QsjJmvANWn8

>>55516004
chink EVs have been doing well
my bet is on Li Auto

4h time frame, we gonna hold the meme line bro?

>>55517162
>2011
>Peak music
Actually gas yourself, what the fuck am I reading. I'll give you the internet but music was on a fucking death spiral by then. The 90s were the last era popular music was remotely interesting and the 00s was the last era indie music was interesting, the 10s marked a rapid decline in music both in the mainstream and underground.

To make this post business-related, I'd argue against investing in music stocks since even "popular" music seems to be reaching a cultural nadir right now.

in my general there is problem
and that problem is the zoom

>>55517336
This poster holds $GME

lads i got my first haircut since 2021 today and i'm not sure if it's just cos i was feeling more confident or what, but women were mirin all day
invest in your physical appearance

Microsoft edge thought it would be funny to delete all my favorites. Short MSFT, the incompetence of jeets is simply astounding.

>>55517687
i'll short them in your honor brother
also need to figure out how to short the USPS

>https://youtu.be/_NAYzM9liMo
@01:56
>Wake up it's 2016, what are you buying?

Sigh you know how you've got a perfect day going for you and wham it turns into a shat? That's what happened today to me. Was perfect. Up till the end. Went to mow my yard. Did a few passes. Then wham mower just died. Plenty of gas and oil. Figured the plug shat itself, checked the air filter while I was at it. It was clogged. So ordered a new filter and plug. Both that are on it now are what came with it so they've lasted a long time.

robinhoodies are trading 24/7 now

>>55517786
This is bullish.

>>55515009
>>55515028
>>55515092
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

robin hood more like slobbin' wood

>>55517799
when do the hourly option expirations drop?

Melt up ironically starting now. 1.8T still left in the reverse repo markets. We are going to Mars if Elon won't.

>>55517855
today's traders have attention spans that can only be measured in nano-seconds

>>55517864
How do we profit from this?

Lumber unironically looks pretty bullish. Perhaps we were all wrong on housing.

>the markets are pricing in 2.2% inflation on average for the next 30 years

>>55517921
seems bullish, don't it?

>>55517934
They don't understand that a stop win is better than a stop loss.

>>55517855
Kek CBOE is probably going to do this with SPX soon.

>>55517986
Stop win also called a Covered Call.

>>55518067
I wrote one for 25c on rivn last friday 60dte...

Stop trying to short until the melt up is over
>>55517858
This has been an inflow/outflow market since July 2020. And we have a biblical amount of inflow coming.

Booty butt cheeks
Booty butt CHEEKS
BOOTY BA BOOTY BA BOOTY, BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

>>55518146
i didn't know there were nigger ants

Damn, Mr. Russell did 1.7% today

All the retail leverage is squeezed out of the market bros. Buy calls.

Is SOXL going to hit $50 this year or what? I just need it to do a lil sumthin

>>55518155
>futes

>>55518167
summer of small caps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emOKaGi8u5U

>>55518255
BREADTH WAVE

Motherfucker is upset I didn't buy from him. Fuck him, buy bitfarms. But seriously, I'm up 50% in 25k shares... Do I do the normal thing and sell or keep staying a retard?

>Nasdaq rebalancing
>msft announced more layoffs
MSFT bros i bought the top. or maybe it will pull a clown world and pump.

In economics and finance, a Pee Pee Poo Poo Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin shidding and farding.

>>55518270
Fuck that kid, and man up get coin calls. Larry Fink will have his spot etf.

it's important to keep a diverse portfolio

>>55518292
>no link to glossary entry

IMAGINE
BEING
A
LIMITED
TRADING
HOURS
NIGGER

>>55518395
where's the list of stocks google is being a nigger and wont show me shit

>>55515119
This? This right here? This is exactly why I want to do tattoo removal as my side hustle. I hate tattoos, not even just the bad ones but good as well. There is no difference between the two in my opinion though I can discern the differences in quality. I would gladly remove additional tattoos for free after being payed for the first.
I hate tattoos. Especially yours, person who is to admonish my disposition towards them. No one cares about your ugly nigger doodles except other doodled niggers, and even then they only pretend to care about them because they're waiting for you to shut up about your ink so they can go on about theirs. Where they got it, what it represents, what they were going thru at the time, shut up.
I hate tattoos.

>>55518459
>not using Bing
incoming tho

>>55518273
Layoffs are bullish. Sounds like it was all sales people this time anyways.

>>55518494
MSFT NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>55518476
I hate when girls get tattoos. I never see a tattoo I like on a girl. Or a guy. But girls get these little ones with sweet conservative little words or flowers. It all sucks. Don't even draw a ribbon of string on the inside of your ankle.

If there's every a mild conservative swing, which is likely 15 years from now, tattoo removal could be a thing. The technology will probably be revolutionized by someone like Abbvie or Crispr though.

Well... it's official. My laptop is now being held together by zip ties. I am now poor

>bank earnings this week
>bofa (deez nutz) has 100 fucking billion (no, I'm not exaggerating) worth of toxic bonds, more than literally any other bank in the US of A
>the setup is almost exactly the same as Silicon's and FRC's
I'm actually starting to get scared bros.

Bobros.... im so tired . I cant take it anymore, i will just go long tomorrow

>>55518545
>24 hour SOXL
im thinking of opening an RH account

>>55518553
SO FUCKING SAD NO FUCKING BOIL
btw
and KOLD
but I will probably take some USO and UNG action.

>>55518509
One of those machines can't be too bank breaking to buy. I just need that, the certification (cause I like to keep things up and up, no back alley shit) and a Dodge sprinter to write off with taxes to put it in and I will be good to go. I will destroy tattoos with a vengeance. I will travel far and wide to do so, it will be a laser fuelled crusade against degeneracy. It won't even be about profit as tax write offs alone would make it feasible. I just want to get rid of tattoos.

>>55518556
Mine requires larger screws forced in to hold it together along the back under the monitor and some duct tape on one front side.

>>55518561
I got shook out when SVB failed and I sold everything, thinking shit was going down. Wouldn't if be funny if deez nuts failed, but I held on and got BTFO because it's going down this time?

>>55518570
come home, white man
i'm considering following SOXL/SOXS some now. i've never understood enough of the underlying to know when to do what so have just stayed out of it but seen so much discussion of it here and felt the sting of FOMO.

>>55518564
Top signal

>>55518582
Hmm... Yeah I didn't want to go with duct tape, because I didn't think it would be enough. The monitor is separating itself from itself... Like, the front part is coming apart from the back.
Also, I'm pissed. I went to HD to get these zip ties, and I needed them to be 16 inches long. But the biggest normal ones they had were 14 inches, and then they had extra thick industrial ones at 60 inches. Fucking absurd. I am mad at HD. I'd say to short them to zero, but my dad works there to stay busy during retirement and I don't want him to get bored

>>55518605
What do you need the laptop for? As long as it isn't gaming you can get almost disposable laptops from surplus stores connected to universities. They will be like 5+ years old but also like $100 max.

>>55518561
BOFA has been ready to imminently go under since forever, its a nothingburger

>>55518605
maybe you could just gorilla glue that motherfucker or something. epoxy in the right spots would definitely do the trick if you could get it to harden under enough pressure. i can see and feel how i'd do it but no way to describe it. JB Qwik is what i'd go with, it's a putty you can work under pressure with your hands as it hardens and it hardens pretty fast. i've repaired holes under pressure in copper waterlines with gobs of that shit, and repaired a sprung hole in a radiator on my old truck in a movie theater parking lot and drove that motherfucker 30 miles back to my county less than an hour later, and the fix stayed intact for the life of the vehicle.

>>55518622
This was a used, basically disposable laptop. It's like 6 years old now (for me, idk how old it was before that)
>>55518637
Yeah, I might try that, though the zip ties are holding up. I just can't fully close the laptop now

>>55518605
>>55518637
essentially though, pick certain key spots around the "frame" of the monitor, work a ball of JB Quik, wrap it around so it's on both sides of the spot, then work it gently with your fingers as it dries so that it dries holding it under pressure, essentially becoming a clamp.

DISH GEN MODG JBLU
IAGMI

>>55517309

>>55518637
>>55518659
Are there any good adhesives stocks?

>>55518395
what's the point of this? isn't still closed on weekends?

>>55518718
>what's the point of this?
Robinhood cosplaying as a crypto exchange. Liquidity being shit doesn't matter when you are sucking your clients dry with fees.

>>55518718
Still, Elon tweets at all hours of the day.

Tattoos are one of those "life regret" things. Sure it may look cool now. But how about when your an old fucker with the skin all wrinkled and shat. Yeah watch that shat go from "cool" to "omg how fucked am I" when your 65 or older. Drugs only make this process accelerate faster.

>>55518768
zoomers are going to look like such dogshit by the time they're in their 30s/40s it's hilarious

>>55518322
I dunno, man... Feel like having this many shares is retarded enough

>>55515009
Got a job interview tomorrow morning. It sucks to be a wage but oh well. Won't be trading besides on Monday and Tuesday. Most likely going to quit after half a year lel

>>55515131
HD is great place to look for non whore women

>>55518710
I don't know of any, a while back I looked into Gorilla and discovered it is private, and MMM is a pile of shit.
>>55518718
All I can tell you is that my numbers keep moving due to BTC and TSLA, much more now than previous. I figure more trading is preferable to less.

>>55518836
Olivia Munch

>>55516044
+0.38%

>>55515131
I agree with the rest of your post, but
>lolis
what are you, a literal nigger?

FUCK THE FED

Considering the fed won and got their mythical soft landing why are you not buying the fuck out of long dated treasuries?

>>55518963
>soft landing

>>55518836
How do they design those aprons to work with the girls they hire with dump truck asses

What’s are current WAGMI stock, boys? I get paid on Friday and am gonna yolo half of it into something

>>55519014
we haven't had one of those since the (alternative)pox outbreak

>YFW Hood changes the UI again
I guess I get it, it shows what has 24 hour trading but Fidelity’s clunky UI seems more professional.

>>55519038
>seems more professional
gayyyyyy

>>55519014
UVXY

>>55519014
Ccl and nclh

>>55519046
this

>>55519046
Been hanging out in /twg/?

>>55519000
That was majestic anon.

>>55519046
Didn’t Robinhood catch a lawsuit at one point for “gamifying trading” or something? I just feel like Fidelity tells you the same amount of information, if not more, with a lot less effort.

>>55519071
yes, but more lurking.
some of the youtuber links in the OP piss me off, particularly the kevinfaang.
I recall specifically seeing half of those youtube links getting added over the past month or two. Probably going to rip them out one of these days

>>55519091
>for “gamifying trading” or something
lol wtf. wouldn’t be surprised given america’s love for lawsuits, but I don’t recall seeing anything for that myself

>trading robin hood in the post-post and pre-pre markets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_siQqiT48Tc

>>55519096
I actually organized one of the earlier versions of that OP, but I stopped baking there months ago and someone else added a bunch of shit. It's become kind of a shithole now. The culture there isn't as good as /smg/

>>55519061
Been watching both those, but keep talking myself out of it.

>>55519102
They may have had exciting popups or account achievements or something to engage the zoom zooms.
But dont forget even 5 years ago, they had a plaintext password hack, as well as halted trading on volatile instruments while other platforms were fine

>>55518580
You have to be a licensed dermatologist to use the tattoo removal machines

>>55519102
Found it. It was back in 2020, they paid a settlement with the SEC because they mislead users about how Robinhood made money (mostly from payment for order flow) and because the app attempts to manipulate users into multiple trades per day, Robinhood was trying to trick users into making the company more money without properly disclosing the extent that Robinhood uses payment for order flow.

>>55519091
>feel like
no ma'am, HOOD even has live quotes in the tabs for each stook page so you can keep track of your trades while doing things in other tabs. fidelity is just shiny spin rims with armor alled white wall tires on an old wore out nigger car but the car is invisible and all you can see are the rims and tires.

>>55519107
>FUTURES
https://youtu.be/Ih_-XHVVwvo

>>55519109
>stopped baking there months ago and someone else added a bunch of shit. It's become kind of a shithole now
How many of those youtube links were there while you were still baking?
Did you really have ContinuousDelivery and Guarav Sen in there originally?
I’m fairly certain that kevinfaang added his link himself

>>55519141
>even 5 years ago, they had a plaintext password hack
WTF. I don’t remember that

>>55519178
The only two I added were ContinuousDelivery and YCombinator. I added some of the other links, mainly the ones about salary and negotiation

>>55519148
Oh. That’s totally fair game for a lawsuit.
I thought it was just some libtard from r*ddit that was suing over losing money

>>55519183
“other links” are whatever, but youtubers are the supreme grifters.
Multiple of them had probably added their own links (I’m thinking about adding my own link in fact. Fuck Guava Sen)

invoosters are definitely taking some advantage of the new 24 hr HOOD trading, TSLA is slowly creeping upwards.

>>55518710
>>55518838
HENKY

>>55515455
the only thing harder than lumber is gold
just kidding it's my dick

baking!!
>>55519417
>>55519417
>>55519417
>>55519417

baked!!!

>>55518586
>mfw my bull thesis was based on the fact no banks are failing so the bear market is fake
>end up being completely wrong but still making 30%