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Which stock am I supposed to buy after this tweet? Tesla or Meta?

>> No.55511426

>>55511421
WOWZORS MUH FAVORITE TWITTER CELEBRITIES JUST TWEEETD OMG ITS HAPPENING ISNT IT RIGHT CHUDBROS THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING PART OF OUR WEEK

>> No.55511427

>>55511421
He's seen the data on jews.

>> No.55511434

>falling for the controlled opposition vs. controlled opposition psyop
95% of 4chan users deserve zyklon B

>> No.55511443

>>55511434
/biz/ or any other board basicly just becomes /pol/2.0

>> No.55511446

>>55511421
Zuckerberg would fuck him up so he's backing out of the fight

>> No.55511451

>>55511443
/pol/ is, or at least war, the nucleus of the internet - you can't escape the abyss

>> No.55511454

>>55511421
yea just like mcaffee was gonna eat his own dick, these richfags are all talk no walk

>> No.55511459

>kike alien demon vs. bastard globalist child of pol pot
Oh boy who should I pick?

>> No.55511464
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inb4 jannies put me on the naughty step for offending their masters

>> No.55511472

>>55511421
Finance.....
Random niggers efight on twitter
Okbye!

>> No.55511482

>>55511459
>bastard globalist child of pol pot
my fuckin sides lmao the semblance is uncanny

>> No.55512211

>>55511421
All in on DOGE...
DOGE to fucking $420!!!!!

>> No.55512228
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>>55511421
Why are the poor so interested in what 2 multi-billionaires are doing?

>> No.55512237

>>55512228
Bread and circuses

>> No.55512240

>>55511426
/thread

>> No.55512295

What a weird thing to say after your fight gets cancelled because your mommy said no. Is elon genuinely mentally 6 years old?

>> No.55512893

>>55511426
Just tell me what to buy

>> No.55512945
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>> No.55512998

>>55512945
nice comeback, troon

>> No.55513017
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TESLA

>> No.55513498

>>55511421
>cucked out from fight
>losing twitter users
>resorting to much dik insults
cringe loser, buy meta

>> No.55513526

>>55511421
Reminder: There was a time in the 00's when people thought Elon Musk was a great genius and inventor, like Sir Isaac Newton level. That's how his PR image was crafted.

>> No.55513527

>>55513498
What has he backed out?

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Oh no no no, zuck is firing back bros. I'm thinking bullish for meta stock

>> No.55513611

this really is a full blown Clown timeline isn't it

>> No.55513630

>>55511426
Based, Twitter is for fags. It's a boomer app now, like Facebook

>> No.55513646
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55513646

Team Zuck

>> No.55513654

>>55511421
Threads is brand friendly but mostly useless because of how safe it is. Sluts can't post titties which is like 90% of why anybody would go to Twitter.
It's DOA only surviving on bots and initial curiosity.

>> No.55513660

>>55513654
>Sluts can't post titties
Yeah just like how that never happens on Instagram either right?

>> No.55513678

>>55513660
Instagram doesn't allow nudity.

>> No.55513722

>>55513678
It still allows highly suggestive content, bikini pics etc.

>> No.55513775

>>55513722
No nips, no pusy, no butthole, no view
Simple as

>> No.55513807

>>55513775
Leave some room for the imagination anon

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55513838

Everyone in this thread thinks it’s real. This board is more retarded than I thought.

>> No.55513936

>>55512998
/pol/ and the election 2016 tourists killed this website, retard.

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>>55511421
>You have to work endlessly and sacrifice your life so the elite can wiggle their dicks at each other
>Work harder so they can have more fun
>Sorry, market crashed, your 401k is gone, but at least your over lords can shut post

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OOOOOOOHHHHH, FOLKS, MUSK HAS LAID
DOWN
THE
GAUNTLET THIS EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
HOW WILL ZUCKERBERG RECOVER FROM A BLAST LIKE THAT, I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK HE'S GOT IT IN HIM!
>when you bring that kind of energy into the sport it breeds all kinds of bad karma, it's just unsportsmanlike and wasn't accepted when I was in the league.

>> No.55514070

>>55513838
It actually is real dude lol https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712

>> No.55514461

but why is he choosing to tank his umbrella? all of the tweets etc are considered. is this some dump and pump

>> No.55514486

everything about this man is so forced and fake like it's a machine taking in pol memes and regurgitates them so he can come across so """"based"""" . It seems so obvious that he is a WEF puppet, but it shouldn't be THIS obvious, no?

>> No.55515412

>>55514486
Schizo chud

>> No.55515421

Americans cut parts of their kids penises off wtf

>> No.55515682

>>55513810
>it's never your successful friends who post inspirational quotes
~sneed

>> No.55515749

>>55512228
Why are you interested in what the poors are doing?

>> No.55517289

>>55515421
Debunked

>> No.55517304

>>55511426
This
/thread
>>55511421
Cringe

>> No.55517307

>>55513936
>retard calling me retard
Kek sure sure, don’t hurt yourself now.

>> No.55517327

Dump your meta and twitter stock

>> No.55517363

>>55511421
Okay, I am now 100% convinced that this idiot is deliberately trying to destroy Twitter. Why waste 44 billion like that?

>> No.55517382

>>55517363
If I had 44 billion dollars I would buy 2 B-2 spirit bombers and dump cow shit on Zuckerbergs house all day, every day for an entire month without stopping.

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>>55511426
Forget Meta anon. Buy Tesla that's what zoomers are rocking and making cool bucks from the web3 car-sharing on Polkadot power by Peaq and Eloop. They're tokenizing a fleet of Teslas, enabling users to own a fraction of the cars.

>> No.55517723

>>55511421
i hope someone lets lions loose in the colosseum when they fight

>> No.55517766

>>55512893
Hey, are you even in this thread anon? If you don't know how to get in on the action, check out what eloop one and peaqnetwork partners have in store for us anons
>>55512228
stay stuck in poverty while they're out there aiming for the moon.
>>55511446
Is obvious you don't have a working balls too.

>> No.55517800

shit imagine simping for either of these twats

>> No.55517833

>>55513810
And exceptional minds talk about everything

>> No.55517847

>>55517704
>tokenizing a fleet of Teslas, enabling users to own a fraction of the cars.
Wtf does thsi even mean?

>> No.55517905

>>55511421
im glad this board isn't shlobbing his knob and knows controlled opposition when they see it

>> No.55518011

>>55512228
Are you not entertained?

>> No.55518016

>>55513017
How does his wife know?

>> No.55518031

>>55517905
Hear hear

>> No.55518047
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kek, twitter is a state owned communications service.

A friend of mine told me years ago, the new age of internet will be controlled like channels, television with less and less interaction allowed from users.

This is why chat rooms disappeared overall, there really isn't any rival websites to twitter.

4chan is U.S. government owned. It's used to gather up those who have strayed away from the mainstream in attempt to redirect them back into the mainstream

> "alt right", "savior political party", "righteous thinkers"

Don't be surprised if you find out ETH and Bitcoin are government projects created to launder and scam.

Amazon is owned the U.S. government, it's a joint Chinese / US operation to undermine domestic markets, flow money out of the U.S. into China and create a presence of the U.S. government the retail market.

Microsoft is the main software contractor for the U.S. government.

Reddit, Facebook are both targets that the U.S. government wishes would be handed over full control.

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>>55512945
YWNBAW. I don’t even browse /pol/, but you’re a faggot for wanting to silence people.

>> No.55518266

>>55511426
You strike me as an individual that would announce wrestling is fake while people are gathered to watch it and not hear the silence.

>> No.55518700

>>55518266
Funny considering musk and zuck are working you retarded marks

>> No.55519005

>>55512945
sunny side up eggs is based
I eat 5 every morning while you sit at your dilation station and get ready for my shit down your throat

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>>55511426
>now if he posted on threads THAT would be exciting

>> No.55519651

>>55517847
Grow up anon. DYOR

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TSLA
BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT

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>>55518086
Pretty sure that's a woman hun

>> No.55519964

>>55519817
this is cringe

>> No.55520118

>>55511421
Musk is just pathetic at this point. He is like some ugly ethot begging people on reddit to check out their onlyfans.
Meanwhile Zuck doesnt give af what people think and does whatever he wants. He might be a lefty Jew but is far less pathetic.
>bullish for meta
Shows Zuck is improving his PR skills which has been his worst attribute while Musk is failing in that area.

>> No.55520341

>>55513017
WW3 will be fought with memes

>> No.55520377

>>55520118
Ok zuck
Why did it take so long for u to open the debate up on covid?

>> No.55520382

>>55511426
this but unironically

>>55518266
based

>> No.55520481

>>55511426
/thread
/fpbp
/thyme