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>>55506782

Hi.

Same.
Send help.

I live in the USA

>>55506782
at least you don't live in the uk

>>55506782
At least you don't live in a place surrounded by niggers and muslims, right anon?

>>55506782
Best place in Europe to live? Need to leave this island asap

>>55506782
I visited the UK, it doesn't seem so bad, although I was on vacation, don't know if it would be nice working/living there.

>>55506849
Go to some third world shithole your ancestors colonised, I guarantee it's better than anything you will find in Europe. Excluding America of course

>>55506782
I live on the Isle of Wight. It's nice and the extortionate ferry costs keep the riff raff out. They'd sooner go to Benidorm

>>55506782
you had about 30 years to fuck of to poortugal, now the gate is closed
what did you fuck about for all this time, thinking the uk would moon all of a sudden against trends

>>55506782
>>55506795
>>55506849

Dear Bong,

Thank you for remaining on your containment island.

Best regards,

The continent

>be UK
>Leave EU to try to stop the gay
>Instead get even gayer while also nuking your economy
The fuck did you guys do? Look at South America or Asia I guess because it'll be easier for you to move there and speak English than much of Europe now

>>55506782
God damn London might be the nicest capital city I have ever been to. If I could afford it, I’d move there in an instant

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, MAN!

>>55506805
I am also a burgerman mutt
MODS

>>55506782
as a Brit, do you kind of consider Australians and Canadians your nigger pussies for never fighting for their freedom from the kingdom?

>>55506782
I am british but live in Germany

>>55506782
>I live in the UK

sorry to hear it, so do I.

as a frog i feel sorry for you guys
i feel sorry that this is also a true statement rather than banter

>>55507404
>>55506782
I'm half British half German and just moved back to the UK

>Live in the UK
>only hope to get out is my highly specialised career which I was planning on leaving soon

Can I just get a job in the US and then change fields after a year?

>>55506864
outside of the major cities and paki towns its lovely

>>55506961
Will do.

Thank France for being the nigger containment country.

>>55506961
I have never ever seen a more british video

>>55507059
No. Not at all. Personally i consider them a distant extension of Britain. I consider the Scots, especially glaswegians nigger pussies for not leaving
>wahhh it's Englands fault I'm a smackhead
>England's fault we don't have more immigrants
>it's england a fault were no more like the eu
>its england's fault I'm out of toilet paper
>fuckoff England were going to leave the uk
>FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
>*votes to remain*
>still whining about some mythical English oppressor
>*1 year later*
>fuckoff England were going to leave the uk and re-join the eu
>FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>55506961
I'm filled with joy every time I see this video

>>55506985
Seek mental help.

Do you have a loicense to be in the UK, maam?

>>55508482
>>*votes to remain*
Fraudulent. Like all votes.
Stop stealing our oil and gas.

>>55506985
>£5000pcm
>Londonabad
>stabbings
>VAT on food
>homless beggars
>high income tax
yeah nah

>complained in these brit threads daily for years
>finally used savings to buy a house with pool in asia
>muslim asian wife and gf (wife knows)
>essentially retired as living costs are 5-10x lower than UK
>daily sun and cheap exotic fruits
>everyone extremely friendly to me
>no jeets
bueno

>>55508709
they both look pretty shitty to me. where's the Walmart?

>>55508518
There's none left anyway ya nonce.

>>55506782
>live
>uk
>choose one

>>55506961
>what black lodge is this

>>55506782
I live in Hungary...

>>55508518
>Fraudulent.
Don't think you know the meaning of the world, Angus McSeethe

>>55506782
Is City of London really that powerful?
People make it seem like they are running the world from there.

>>55511984
Yes. The whole world comes down to two British gentlemen exchanging pleasantries in a club that nobody knows exists.

>>55511984
Not as powerful as it used to be back in the day. But still very powerful. It's a haven for dirty money / money laundering, and off-shore accounts (e.g. Cayman Islands, etc).

>>55508398
>Can I just get a job in the US and then change fields after a year?
Not on a work based visa. Nope.

just start wrecking:

>Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket
>fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams
>throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken
>walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles.
>walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section.
>violently shake cakes
>open the fridges and leave the doors open
>leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a shit, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls.
>when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it.
>walk out and go to the next supermarket.
> after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint
>cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction
>accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it.
>make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa.
>walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own
>phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people
>order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses
>use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside
>print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad.
>buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates
>do the same with cheap laser pens
>purchase 10,000 rape alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night.

>>55512198
Wow really sticking it to the man there fella. That'll show them.

>>55509762
Wrong.
>>55511967
1 roflcopter, all votes.
Imagine thinking any election is legitimate in this day. You truly are the dumbest of cunts.
By the way, i'm not a vooter. Just pointing out facts.
Instead of scotland, ireland, and whales voting to leave britain because the "english" le bad. There should be a vote to kick london™ out. There's nothing wrong with england except that one part that is largely not even english. Britain could be great again. Alas, it's a safer bet that all productive and profitable bonganons will just leave britain. Only the dumbest patriots will stay and have their little verbal racewar.

>>55512208
I've got another to do list thats far too based to post. thats just the starter tier, its the only solution to the bong problem

>>55506782
I do too, my brother. Inshallah!

new zealand here

i wanna leave so bad its so boring here but everywhere looks boring af too, theres no escaping earth

>>55506782
How's that going? Financially speaking.

>>55513880
>boredom
Is a phenomonen experienced only by the lazy, unimaginative and overstimulated.

>>55508398
It takes 5 years to get citizenship, 3 if married.

Once you're American you can do what the fuck you like, change jobs or whatever.

Just don't divorce your wife for a few years, or they'll figure it was a marriage for citizenship and throw you back.

>>55508423
Needs a couple more pakis stabbing people (pakis who don't have knife licenses) to reach peak brit

>>55506945
Why would he go to Portugal, it's fucking full of niggers and Arabs.