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any anons know of the least suspicious ways to withdraw 50+k from a bank account in cash without getting flagged by the tax jews?

i've been going to the bank every day and grabbing 900 from the ATM but it's getting tedious to do it every day. how much can i withdraw without alerting the kikes?

thankfully there's a loophole in canada right now where i can buy non-KYC BTC with cash so that's what im doing.

>> No.55502148

>>55502142
Well.....

Kys.

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55502163

>>55502148

indeed, that is captivating advice. thank you anon.

>> No.55502175

>>55502142
not your personal accountant

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55502227

>>55502175

i know it's more money than you'll ever have, but it's not that much money really.

>> No.55502316

I know FINTRAC reports transactions over 10,000, but i'm not sure if withdrawing 8000 a week for a month straight would cause any red flags.

>> No.55502339

>>55502142
When I wanted to withdraw my 100k I went in the bank with a mask and a gun and demanded they give me my 100k. Funny thing is the retards in the bank forgot to deduct the balance from my account so I doubled my money kek

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55502471

>>55502339

Those dumb jews! Good advice, anon. Maybe I'll try that too.

>> No.55502715

Sneedbump for advice

>> No.55502730

I figure if you withdraw it all in one shot you'd be fine if your deposit history makes sense (not a bunch of huge abnormal deposits recently)

But you and I both live in cucked countries so maybe the glowies would harass us for fun

>> No.55502742

>>55502142
Start a business, invest your money into purchasing "equipment" from yourself, show losses for a few quarters and declare bankruptcy.

>> No.55502744

>>55502730

Thanks for reply anon. Yeah, Canada is completely fucked and retarded. Where are you? UK or Aus?

My plan is just to not pay any tax (self employed) and fly under the radar putting all of my earnings into BTC for as long as I can. Then, I'm leaving here to emigrate to some other country or place where the cost of living isn't completely retarded.

I really want to fly under the radar and make sure as best as I can to be unmolested for as long as I can to accumulate BTC.

>> No.55502771

>>55502742

That is actually my exact plan if I get jewed before I can leave. I will declare bankruptcy and all of my assets will have gone into BTC through cash so there will be no paper trail for where the money went. Thanks for reply fren.

>> No.55503196

>>55502744
US. Anything over $10k gets reported but as I said I think if you do it once you're fine....probably. Idk though my cryptofolio all came from nothing and trading my way up so I don't think I've ever withdrawn more than like $2500 from the bank and that was when I bought my piece of shit car with cash lmao

>> No.55504882

>>55502142
Oh come on man..
You think they don't see the 900 dollar every day.
I'm sure its already been flagged.
I just withdrew and let it on my bankaccount

>> No.55504905

>>55503196
>>55502142
It doesn't hurt to call ahead of time to do a big withdrawal. Not sure of the laws, but withdrawing increments of sub $10k every week is grounds for a red flag because of restructuring. My only concern is moving anything above $10,000 at once from an exchange to my bank. It shouldn't be a problem right, I mean it wasn't a physical deposit or a wire transfer from some unkown entity but from a Crypto Exchange.

>> No.55504916

Your not breaking any tax laws withdrawing money

>> No.55504972

>>55502742
exactly and it's easier now with all the entrepreneurial bullshit lol

>> No.55504988

>>55502771
>BTC through cash
how do you do this part?