/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55494831
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,854.256B, 101P = 18.359B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,822.303B, 99P = 18.407101B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55494839
kek dumbfuck reddit baggies

KEK BAGGIES!!!

oh look, once again the general starts making comments on how BBBYQ was always AMC 3.0, and baker suddenly doesn't care about digits and clears the slate. Baker, we know who you work for. It is so obvious at this point. Thank Christ that in the end, you lose it all. All of it. There is nothing you slimy fucks can do to stop it anymore.

Do you feel that eerie feeling in your stomach? MOASS is happening next week. We're in the endgame now.

Moona Soona

When did you realize the only shills here are the ones telling you wagmi and moass is tomorrow while the people calling us baggies are legitimate posters kekking our bags

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

Geez. There’s still people holding GME.

See you next year baggots! 2 more weeks, after 52 weeks!

>>55494898
>our
Better luck next ID, Gupta.

>55494907
>55494854
>55494852
Going all out, I see. Really angling for that promotion, eh, Dikshitar? That's the spirit.

>>55494831
>>55494839
well done baker on the comfy thread. MOASS is Monday

>>55494916
How much is Ryan Cohen paying retards like this to pretend they're still holding?
The shills were the holders all along.

>55494856
You have to be 18 to post here

>55494954
Another ID already, Dikshitar? Throw it on the pile with the rest, I guess.

>>55494957
shill's ID is
>UPeePee
just another street shitter with peepee poopoo on the brain

kek bondies

What happened?

Citadel is not having a good month.

>>55495014
Not for long.

I feel like something happened and I missed it but I can't figure out what it was with all the noise.

>55494852
>55494854
>55494907
>55495014
not a single one will post body

>>55494954
The same insults, the same smug anime gifs, the same poster for multiple IDs. Everyone who dares criticize GME is an Indian man while GME boasts a wealth of hodlers like Jimmy, Baker and uh...... hmm..... watamelon I guess? Who is left?

Kek dead daddies

>>55495014
>>55495027
don't let the door hit you in the MOASS on your way out

>55494898
>55495070
>That autistic screeching
Damn, son, calm down. I didn't mean to assblast you raw like that. How about you take a day off the computer? Sounds like you need a break from getting triggered by Japanese images on an imageboard for Japanese images.

>>55494831
damn i cant believe i got tricked into holding this stupid stock. im selling at $40 if it ever gets there (im probably stuck here forever)

>55495112
>(im probably stuck here forever)

God damnit, I just want to make it already. Why must they lie and cheat and never once be fucking punished for it?
Just once I want them to slip up in a way that lets us take a win.

>>55495137
Soon fellow ape. The hedgies are running out of ammo and we’re in the endgame
Just HODL the line, buy more, DRS and sell fractions

>>55495137
They did slip back in Jan 2021. They will never allow themselves to slip up like that ever again. The only way this is allowed to pop is if they’re forced to. I’ve succumbed to this taking years and no longer believe in any dates. I just buy every check then DRS my shares. I’ve been focusing on improving my career so I can buy more shares and travel a little. I suggest you do the same. RC is going to crush them eventually but he has to do it perfectly or else he’ll have an army of hedgie lawyers fucking him in the ass.

“Baggots.”
“There could be baggots here..” - He thought.

>>55494873
I don't know about next week but I just took the wettest shit 30 mins ago. my stomach feeling all kinds of things

>>55495257
It’s called semen. And you should get your partner to wear protection next time

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek yiddies
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek silvergate
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek cramer
>kek thomas lee
>kek wangies
>kek bondies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

>>55495281
lmfao calling herself an anal slut in redditspeak
>but it hurt!
just the first 200 times right?

>>55495281
actually it was the boiled eggs I had earlier. maybe I'll try your girl's eggs next time

>>55495338
Kek, jokes on you I’m gay.

>>55495063
Sucks. Especially all the guys who say they're obese.

Yes, just hodl fellow apes. The hedgies are bleeding and will run out of collateral any day now. We are truly in the endgame now.

>>55495394
Surely they will admit defeat and play by the rules and not change them like the last time.

You really should have pre ordered your Teddy shares by now. What do you mean you haven't done so? PlatinumDigger on superstupid, the compromised sub reddit told you not to? Wow I wonder what half-dick had to say about that as well?

You had all the time to buy BBBY shares and you didn't. Cohen literally told you to diversify and you didn't listen.

Don't be mad you missed out, be happy others didn't

>>55495429

Ken Griffin is a porch monkey and a nigger and a coon and a darkie and a niglet

>>55495524
No response from Ken Griffin means he knows this is all true

It’s time for us to start our counteroffensive against hedge funds and illegal naked shorting
WAGMI!

>>55495446
weird image ranjeet considering GME has negligible FTDs

>>55495429
I missed out on buying BBBY shares at $15, damn.

>55495613
https://stocksera.pythonanywhere.com/ticker/failure_to_deliver/?quote=GME

The GME exec selling his shares to pay for taxes is bearish as fuck. The last time an executive sold their shares for taxes we never MOASS'd. Still haven't

friendly reminder that flat is law

oct 20th

>>55495761
That date is EXACTLY 741 hours away.

>>55494906
retarded
>>55494916
kek baggie
>>55494917
kek baggie
>>55494971
kek baggie
>>55495063
kek baggie
>>55495595
kek baggie

>>55495761
Year?

>>55495080

Dead threads, dead reddit, dead dads, no volume, insiders selling, buybuybaby sold to someone else. It's fucking over unironically. Can't believe I got gaslit into believing I'd be a billionaire for three years straight

>>55495782
>The sneeze was 741 hours ago
Feel old yet?

>>55495892
You know why you’re here and you know what’s coming

>>55495892
>Spends all his time contractually obligated to fud a stock he doesnt own
>Why would he be contractually obligated if it wasnt significant
>Unable to buy
>Cucked out of all his time
>Cucked out of all possible gains
>For a meager wage and bound to the lowest class, not to escape Samsara
That's your (you). Keep the rupees.

>55496077
>55496116

Shills come in nearly an hour later to attack me. What's wrong? Not working very hard there. Mr. Cohen will be displeased

>Playing the "no u" card

>>55495429
Can I get them directly registered?

i cant wait for the healers from redo get released into the world with money glitch.
shits gonna be so fuggin lulzy
fuckin parasitic circles, it didnt have to be this way. but that it is, means its a ffa. get rekt.
>amxw4a
kek its next premarket

>Askually you are the shills!
I dunk on delusional, impotent mental gymnasium hedgies for free.

>>55495014
Fucking shill and hedgie plant. Made a shitty dead nft markeplace, lied about ever quarter profitable in 2023 and robbed us of moass by fucking up the splivvy. Star Amazon exec my ass, fuck you Furlong.
Good thing our memeking Ryan got rid of him.

>>55496431
What has Ryan done as executive chairman thus far?

>>55496431
>fucking up the splivvy
Ryan posted "whoops" and shills astroturfed that it meant "I have blundered the dividend split despite metrics showing liquidity has been drying up and volatility increasing from the exact date".

You have been bamboozled or you are well poisoning.

>>55496240
this post is darker if you know the anime

>>55496436
Just you wait hedgie
>>55496444
Doesn’t make Furlong not a piece of shit

>>55495708
BBBY doesn't even exist as a ticker anymore. Holy fuck you bbbaggies are retarded.

it's incredible to me how few bbbaggies realize that they handed ken griffen, gary gensler, and darth brandon all they needed to shut down natural price discovery on Gamestop (the ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk) on a silver platter. With Gamestop, they had no out. Company turnaround, no debt, not bankrupt. And then you stupid fucks had to go out and try to orchestrate a short squeeze on a shit ticker where the C suite was straight up telling you that the company was going bankrupt. No "no I just like the company, like the stock" as your legendary role model DFV showed you in front of congress. No, you dunning-kreuger amc americans had to go out and try to fuck up the markets with a shit ticker that never had fuck all to do with Gamestop. Griffen walked into the DOJ and said "look at this data. Look at these financial terrorists organizing buys on reddit of a stock which the c-suite is going bankrupt. they aren't investors, they are trying to harm american markets".
You BBBaggies (most of whom are paid shills like the baker) fuuuuuucked it for every gamestop investor out there. Ever since you all coordinated buys in BBBY gamestop has plummeted in volume on lit exchanges. You gave them everything they needed to take the entirety of the company's trade activity into dark pools to "protect our markets from manipulators".
there is a special place in hell for anyone who posted about bbby in these threads, especially if you weren't even paid to do so. Fuck they even delisted and changed the ticker name and STILL you spam your nonsense. Should have been all anyone needed to see.
Just when I thought I couldn't have any less opinion of the average human, the whole BBBY shitshow happened, and I realized the vast majority of you are room temperature IQ at best. You got fucking played, and fucked up the very thing you thought you were fighting for. FUCK YOU ALL

>>55496509
TLDR shill

WAGMI

>>55496528
go suck start a shotgun. What do they pay you, 12 cents a post?

arent you glad you DRS'ed?

>>55496541
Do they pay you per character shill? Still not reading your word diarrhea

>>55496509
Ryan Cohen himself instigated it by buying BBBY instead of doing his fucking job at GameStop. Fix one company before you go and try to save a different one you asshole

>>55496561
Oh yeah? Ryan told you to go buy BBBY? he made 60 million off his BBBY play. How did you do? The funny thing is that the heaviest BBBY shilling didn't even start until he was out. Wasn't CNBC talking about that shit ticker everyday a clue? no? wow you really are that stupid huh?

>>55496572
>Ryan says he wants to be the book king
>writes a children's book about investing
>writes that you should diversify your portfolio
>buys BBBY

Yeah, no. You're right of course. Why would anyone think Ryan meant you should buy BBBY?

Opted to get a cheap bottle of whiskey for however long it lasts me. Its one thing being unemployed/KHV its another to do it sober.

Comfy /druk/ hours tonight. How are my fellow Jiemihadis doing tonight?

>>55496596
I feel sorry for you that you saw it that way

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55496572
Kek

>>55496509
As for me, I just like discount towels. I believe other people also value feeling comfy and dry at competitive prices.

>>55496509
Kek BBBBaggies
>The extra B stands for bankrupt

>>55496622
I loved this arc

>>55494873
don't care, not selling
I've felt this way plenty of times before. Do not care. Not believing it. Flatchads have been looking more correct but honestly it seems like weekend Griffinchads can get more money to keep the ship afloat more and more. If it's really MOASS there's no length they won't go as a lot of people would lose ALL of their money. Correct me if I'm wrong just thats what I think

>>55496509
>room temperature IQ at best
Metric system btw

What's the latest schizo take to prevent me from selling my stack for at least another 2 weeks?

>>55497159
Merge Monday

>>55497159
Two more weeks anon just hodl the hedgies are running out of collateral are are being bled dry just look at the volume and price action recently

>>55497159
There is none. You should sell
>SELL
>SELL
>SELL

If the MOASS is inevitable, why don't billionaires just buy up the rest of the float? Especially if they're already set to lose money in the upcoming collapse. Making millions off GME would hedge some of their losses.

Why don't they do this? Don't they know what's coming?

>>55497506
kek

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55497506
no only the fine folks at reddit have figured out the secret master plan.

>>55497506
Or Russia to bring America to its knees

>>55497673
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Foreign_Assets_Control

>>55496509
nah bbby was manipulated so jake freeman [fake ass person] could siphon the liquidity from the stock and drop it to single digits.

>>55497506
Don't you know everyone is in on it?
All the markets are fake, SEC is controlled by hedgies, all institutes are hand-in-hand plotting together to bring down GME
That's why I'm all in

>>55497506
Billionaires are already billionaires so they don’t want us to become rich. That’s why Cohen wants to postpone MOASS as much as possible. He can literally trigger it any day

Does baker being a shill have legs? I mean imagine baking every day for two and a half years…

I want to increase my GME stack, but to do that I need a new job. Problem is I have no idea how to job hunt effectively and I'm too tired and stressed from my current job. How can I start cheesing life a bit?

>>55497159
don't sell baggie
keep buying more
buy as much as you can
this is definitely squeezing on monday!!

>>55497978
Just provide a valuable skill and be competitive

>>55494876
Wagmi

>>55497978
Take some loans and max out your credit and buy a lot
Doesn't really matter if you get some debt when you can leverage that into riches anyway
Companies leverage debt all the time so it's a win-win situation
Or maybe you're a shill siding with the hedgies and don't wanna fuck your daddies over?

>>55496509
this 100%. best post i have read here in months. moass could happen tomorrow if they wouldn't buy ken one more day by holding distraction stocks. i hate anybody who holds anything else but gme. it is (YOU)r fault this is taking so long. Are you enjoying it? do you love not having money? do you love warting your only fucking chance in life to become a multi-BILLIONAIRE.
It's GME or nothing at all.

Another day of the inept DUMBFUCK COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

>>55498084
This. Fuck Cohen

>It's all Ryan Cohen's fault!
>Not the predatory short hedge funds that will throw a temper tantrum and start suing like crazy if anyone retaliates against them whatsoever

>>55498102

Cohen has done literally nothing to combat the shorts in over 900 fucking days. Fuck you and fuck your faggot leader

>>55498102
If Ryan was only buying GME instead of random stocks or just swapped his AAPL into GME it would already be over in 2021 hedge funds or not. So fuck you and Cohen jew
He even had the balls to advise diversification in his books

>>55498102
>Cohen
>Jew
>Brown eyes
>Non-white partners
>Not even American

>Griffin
>White
>Blue Eyes
>All white partners
>True American

>So eager to seethe about Ryan Cohen
>Will never seethe about Ken Griffin

>>55498130
You're unironically a subhuman fucking retard

>>55498130
it's the new appeal to emotion script

>>55498130

>>55498130
>you aren’t allowed to buy or own other stocks
>but our memeking jew can
>you don’t understand it’s totally different!
Did you buckle up in 2021?

>>55498130
It's fascinating to watch shills attempt to DARVO.
I wonder how long until we get to the point where they go full 'We should be supporting Ken Griffin really because Cohen clearly isn't on our side, who doesn't want to be on the side of 'based hedgefunds'!'

>>55498163
It's sad how they continue to cycle through these tactics over and over again without any success

>>55498157
>>55498163
>>55498171
>g-g-guys don't be antisemetic
>totally trust the jew, he knows whats best for us
Total gullibility

>>55498171
They are running out of tactics. They WANT you to swing trade, they WANT you to feel desperate, they WANT you to ignore all the other things Cohen is working on

>picrel

I'm awake now.

it's incredible to me how few bbbaggies realize that they handed ken griffen, gary gensler, and darth brandon all they needed to shut down natural price discovery on Gamestop (the ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk) on a silver platter. With Gamestop, they had no out. Company turnaround, no debt, not bankrupt. And then you stupid fucks had to go out and try to orchestrate a short squeeze on a shit ticker where the C suite was straight up telling you that the company was going bankrupt. No "no I just like the company, like the stock" as your legendary role model DFV showed you in front of congress. No, you dunning-kreuger amc americans had to go out and try to fuck up the markets with a shit ticker that never had fuck all to do with Gamestop. Griffen walked into the DOJ and said "look at this data. Look at these financial terrorists organizing buys on reddit of a stock which the c-suite is going bankrupt. they aren't investors, they are trying to harm american markets".
You BBBaggies (most of whom are paid shills like the baker) fuuuuuucked it for every gamestop investor out there. Ever since you all coordinated buys in BBBY gamestop has plummeted in volume on lit exchanges. You gave them everything they needed to take the entirety of the company's trade activity into dark pools to "protect our markets from manipulators".
there is a special place in hell for anyone who posted about bbby in these threads, especially if you weren't even paid to do so. Fuck they even delisted and changed the ticker name and STILL you spam your nonsense. Should have been all anyone needed to see.
Just when I thought I couldn't have any less opinion of the average human, the whole BBBY shitshow happened, and I realized the vast majority of you are room temperature IQ at best. You got fucking played, and fucked up the very thing you thought you were fighting for. FUCK YOU ALL!

>>55496596
Because he sold his stock
And went in interview and said he sold because he didnt see a future
And still you retards keep buying the stock due to muh 69d chess

when's the next market open

>55496509
>55498284

>>55498179
kek the desperation

Looks like $1,000,000 per GME is back on the table boys. Not selling.

>>55495877
check't

Am I witnessing a baggie civil war? Lmao
Anyway just here to kek you dumbfucks
Enjoy the weekends

>>55498357
wow i might sell now

>>55498379
Why are they literally so retarded?

Kek crypto baggies

>>55497506
Most wealthy democrats know the system is rigged as fuck and actually prefer to pay more in taxes for social programs so they can continue operating their grift without the fear of political unrest. I know people who have said those exact words.
The history of America is one of competing groups and interests and over the last couple hundred years economic power has usurped control from political parties as well as the voting public and unions. Even the founding of America the founding fathers constructed the constitution to remove power from the citizens in order to protect the personalty of the wealthy citizens who owned massive tracts of land and speculative investment paper.
The LAST thing they want is for a large group of plebs to make it. Because the centuries it took to create all aspects of control from public schooling, media, all branches of government will basically be threatened. And we aren't even going to 'make it' without necessarily undermining the financial markets as well as the current owning class. Every dollar we win will be one that they lose. And not only that, but the problem may even be so large that it cannot be unwound. So we just caught wallstreet dead to rights in a fraudulent ponzi operation and the federal government and its regulatory bodies are complicit. This is a major embarrassment because there is ZERO faith in these institutions.

>>55498107
Our company actually did a share dividend 365 days ago. That is pretty amazing that the management heard our concerns and took actions to kick the shorts. It was avoided by the DTCC committing international securities fraud by not delivering shares to foreign brokers and advising them to handle it as a split. This is confirmation that MOASS is real and the fact that they have been able to kick the can for so long is due to them basically stealing someone else's shares. They are DESPERATE and although the journey feels like a long one, we have had these clowns on the ropes for two and a half years and they are likely looking at the ledge as a quick cure for all of their problems. As they sit in their offices knowing full well there is no solution other than getting carted away in handcuffs, the ledge is always there, just outside the window beckoning.. and as they wind blows by he can almost hear the faint sound of his name being called. With the once familiar window out onto the ledge looking more and more like a portal to pass through to the other side...

woha mucho texto but hes right

>>55498418
>ya-ha-ha-hooey

I can't help but imagine these walls of text written by a guy in a burger King uniform. Just two more weeks guys the hedgies are on the ropes keep swinging

Wife changing money baby

>>55498593
let's go boomer!

>>55498588
I ironically bet the most rabid GameStop poster in these threads holds only 20 shares or some shit

>>55498625
I think i even own more that attobit and im a poorfag

wow it's been great not coming to these threads for a few months, has anything new even come up recently or should I just go back to my life and ignore these retarded threads while I build my bags

>>55498635
i think i have a new mole on my abdomen and at some point in the last few months i talked to a girl but that's also over more or less

>>55498649
okay good to know, keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn't change or expand. You'll find the right one for you eventually, just keep focusing on growing yourself. Back to living my life, fuck you dumbfucks.

>55498588
>55498625
genuine retarded posters.

>55498588
I imagine

>you are unemployed hence why you can be in these threads 24/7 "trolling"
>you are employed to be in these threads 24/7 "trolling"

Either way, we won a long time ago.

>>55498709
thanks Dad, I promise to gambaru

It's amusing when they get so riled up on the weekend

>>55498743
Their shorts never close so it follows them around 24/7.

>>55494831
KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES!

>>55498743
>It's amusing
o i am laffin'

>There are three ways to make a living in this business: cellar boxing, naked short selling, and algorithmic trading

>>55498958
Don't forget the secret 4th option

Remember when I sold those shares a few days ago? I bet you wish you did the same thing now morons… my cost average is already only $23, just wait until I double down when the stock is back to $15-18.

>Swinging
>Killing your long term capital gains status just to shave a dollar or two off your cost basis
Sneed

>>55499250
I’m trading in a Roth so I’m not taxed on capital gains nigger + $24.6–>$18 is nearly 30% not just “a dollar or two”.. and remember each $1 drop is $4 pre split equivalent

>>55499300
cope

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55499375
Show me your cost average

>TWO presents!?
>I wonder what they could be?

>>55498125
>>55498130
Kenneth Griffin is an ethnic Jew.
His mother and his mother's mother are both jewish (judaism is matrilineal, in case you were unaware)
Kenneth betrayed his Jewish Bloodline by marrying a Goyim woman from a French Noble Bloodline and therefore producing nothing but Goyim children.
He has forsaken the tribe and painted a target on his own back.
Kenneth Griffin is their planned Scapegoat for the upcoming crash.
Refusal to accept this is tacit complicity with the Kabbalists.
Good Luck.

kek desperate saturday baggies

>>55499103
>Don't forget the secret 4th option
the secret sauce

Alright which one of you wise fucks is the bvttfvcker?

>>55499230
>Why hello fellow orangutans! My name Wedgie and I am a trading pro and I make SIX MILLION dollars a week by swing trading gme price movements and the other half tied up in covered calls! Might as well make some chicken tenders while we wait for Moe ass. haha! Hey! Do you like maymays? Look at this based and redpilled frog face I found! He has a serious expression because he, like me, am super serious about making profits. You like profits too, right? LOL

My paternal line colonized this land before this country was, my blood helped found it and has repeatedly fought for it in every major deserving war (not this conflict during peacetime bullshit). I am here to wage absolute desolation on these who have undermined that sacrifice and sold our people out to foreign hordes. They must be wrenched from their insidious and malevolent hold over our institutions and removed from any remaining opportunity to continue to perpetuate themselves. What they have done cannot be forgiven, it is made evident by the circumstance they are in. Their gates are falling, and they can only scrounge for these last moments that remain before their doom.

>>55499653
all those words and yet
>kek baggie

RYAN LET ME BE CEO
IT'LL BE REALLY FUNNY

>>55499466
Two presents and two piggie banks

>>55499491

>>55499653
>would you like some fries with that?

>>55499653
BASED.
only one true solution.

The cringe levels in these threads will greatly be reduced once PPsneed gets RICOd. Screencap this post.

>>55500047
The important thing is he isn't bringing 2 presents for 2 boys, there is one boy in the image. Teddy is going to be 2 things, one the squeeze and the other long term value? Dividends?

Ok baggies i promise i will kill myself after MOASS. How long do i have to live?

>>55500158
You got all of that from this picture?

>>55500200
Depends on how high is the jump?

>>55500227
you just witnessed an Olympic-level BBBaggie mental gymnastics demonstration

>55500227
>he outs himself as a non schizo ergo showing he needs to go back
kek outsiders

dumb fuck BAGGIES KEK

Ryan Cohen is a fucking retard and so are all of us for trusting him

Glad to see the price dip a little, was hungry for more at $20

>>55500462
>his image has a mark over only one eye
>he proclaims esoteric knowledge
>yet he comes to us under a marked visage and expects no inspection
Crin-gay
Get fucked, pretender.

Has anyone posted proof of Icahn's short position in GME yet? I'm still looking for hard evidence. Maybe we should change the law to force institutions to report shorts just like we force them to report longs. Especially now that all of the shorts have covered.....

>>55500738
>he literally cannot interprooot that which is before him
kek severe mental retardation

Reminder, we're going to the stars with Captain Kirk.

>>55500158
>>55500158
>Teddy is going to be 2 things
in one of those presents are puberty blockers. in the other is a pink dress. why does RC have cartoon Ken trooning out Teddy? Dividends?

>>55500791
>Property rights are a scam!
Screeches the communist on twitter.
Pure ideology.
>*Zizek sniff*

>>55500806
>t

>>55500791
>I canna hold any more, Cap'n!

>>55500777
>digits
>retreat to an unassailable position
Real Schizzo hours.
Skitz critiquing Skitz.
>>55500791
Based, real recognize real.
Shat understands the copyrighted blueprints within the enterprise, allowing all aboard to have what they need.

>>55500818
Tribbles reproducing infinitely while eating up all the valuable produce of the economy is a good analogy for over-financialization.

>>55500777
>555
>00
>777
Triple checked. Genius, insane, and schizopilled. Based esoteric nooticer

>>55500889
As opposed to the GME OC which is just the same ugly thot's face photoshopped onto sexy bodies and the same picture of RC somewhere in the mix

kek shillies

kek

>>55500951
BUILT

Shills want to push GME and BBBY holders apart. Both are going to make it.

>>55500889
You are beyond saving at this point, you have had all the clues laid before you and STILL you're duning kruger brain cannot see what is laid out before you for months. It's amazing you and picrel even bought GME in the first place, because that was an IQ test itself and somehow you passed that but failed to see what Cohen literally laid out for you.

At least you hold GME, so you will make it but you will likely fomo into teddy if it IPO's at some point.

>>55500978
FOR

>>55500997
GME

>>55500936

>>55500988
>ape no fight ape

>>55500936
>>55500995
(You) just don't know when to shut up, do (You)?
You could just let the retard hodlrs make fun of you and walk silently away, content to let them lose money...
But it's not just that, is it?
You have to prove them wrong.
You have to get the last word.
(you) have to correct them.
(You) have to be RIGHT.
.
.
.
But (You're) wrong.
(You're) wrong and you know it.
No amount of botting or paid posting will change that.
(YOU) are wrong.
(YOU) made a bad trade,
No-One can save (YOU) from that.
I'm sorry for (YOU), as a fellow human being.
But only (YOU) did this.
Only (YOU) can get yourself out.
>Pay up, bitch.

>GME maxi's when Cohen IPO's teddy

>>55500936
I don't think it's about the quality of their OC, it's about how anomalous their behavior is. It brings up a lot of good points. The bobbers make a significant amount of the 'OC'/posts here to some extent. It applies to GME threads mainly because they've been squatting these threads even before BBBY became a thing. Bump limits are probably the most suspicious thing I have heard mentioned, because these are a basic feature of 4chan and are easy to understand and are easy to check. If you look at their threads they have baked at 300 almost every single time going back to the beginning. Inexplicably, for people who have been hanging around posting in biz for years, they don't know what biz's bump limit is. I have seen quite often people in here complaining about baker not baking at around 300, it would line up with the bobbite's seemingly universal incomprehension that bump limits are different between boards. It would also explain the at times random injections of political shill images from pol into the conversations here/there, if they are literally paid posters who usually spam pol then there you go. Pol's bump limit is 300.

>>55501122
GME has had a dedicated baker for years. I don't think /BBBYQ/ has the same thing so that is why the threads go on for so long.

This weekend is a little more unhinged than usual. Is someone nervous about this upcoming week?

>>55501194
not necessarily the upcoming week, but after two more weeks

>>55501122
It's just a meme. Kek bakie passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust. This started getting posted in dead threads around the 230th post, then it got posted every thread just like every other shitty meme. Without them, these threads would be deader than they currently are

>>55501194
the two weeks are over.
monday is going to be a financial bloodbath.

>>55500889
Look at you glowies trying to stir up some kind of civil war between GME and BBBYQ holders

>>55501180
Bump limit doesn't really have anything to do with how slow a thread is, it's about total number of posts in a thread at which point it stops bumping and when you need to bake a new thread. If people are baking early and not realizing that they're baking early, then it means they don't know what the bump limit is.

>>55501250
Baker also used to let us run up to 360+ posts while trying to score le epic digits so the regulars could comfy check zer. That's when regular people tried baking at the bump limit but were called shills because it wasn't literally the same baker as the last thread

Anyone else got that feeling in their stomach? We MOASS monday. We're in the endgame now

>>55501280
they were literal thread splitting shills stupid faggot

>>55501224
>ID
>anti GME posts
>pro BBBY posts
>admits to harassing the baker
>all of this occurring within a GME thread and not their own thread
Seems to be the perfect validation that >>55500889 is actually true

>>55501122
What’s you obsession with BBBY and their threads, how many GME shares have you DRSed?

>>55501229
The news is going to be Old Testament tier kvetching and wailing

>>55501303
Or you could be a fucking retard seeing everything but the fucking things in front of you. Every December 2020 and January 2021 GME holder has bbby or some other bulllshit from back when things where fucking chaotic, I still have some fucking FIZZ, I made money on LRC at $3 and even fucking AMC from the $70 shill run. If you don't have at least something else from the basket you are a fucking subhuman unemployed neet who thinks a five digit position in something is a lot of money or a thirdie shill faggot

>>55501297
Seems to me the thread splitting shills were the ones sneeding the thread that was baked first and linking to the one made much later as the "legit" thread

>>55501356
either shills or retarded faggots triying to "oust" the fucking baker for trying to get digits like anyone with a brain gave a shit about it, superstonk-tier faggot drama

>>55501354
Your language betrays you.

Shills have no answer to this

Dumb Money will be out in theaters and we'll still be waiting for MOASS. Remember DFV had to sign off on it too

>>55501428
It's not even their thread. At this point it's literally: "please buy anything else other than Gamestop, we don't care what it is, just so long as it isn't Gamestop."

>>55501280
No.

Tomorrow evening, at 7:41 PM EST, Ryan Cohen will post on twitter an image of “Pepe”, an animated frog popular on forum pages such as the “4chan”. CNBC will immediately label Ryan Cohen as an alt-right extremist and an antisemite and a racist. Reddit will be shut down to prevent the public from understanding the calling card before market open Monday morning. Big happenings Monday to lure public eye away from any black swan events in the markets, likely one to spur BLM movements again. (You)’ll wake up at 4:00 AM Monday and immediately shit your sheets when you see that the German stock price is 12k. Pakistan will invade Israel.

>>55501468
Dumb Money could be the catalyst we've been looking for

>>55501456
Thanks for posting anon but the totally real and not paid thinkers in this thread would rather discuss the bump limit of /bbbyq/ threads and the quality of memes contained within

>>55501510
>I just like frogs

>>55501522
It sure seems like those totally real posters all seem to have the same opinions as PlatinumSparkles - who'd have thunk it? I wonder what Daniel, I mean the Citadel intern, I mean Opinion_unpopular thinks about it too, I wonder if there is a Venn diagram of their opinions overlapping somewhere?

What's even the copium we're huffing these days? The market will crash at some point and we totally won't crash with it? The hedge funds will finally get margin called even though margin collateral requirements have been waived in the past and margin calling them will literally destroy the global financial system?

>>55501563
nobody holds this stock, please buy BBBYQ

>>55501542
Ryan Cohen will be brought into a congressional hearing to explain why he posted a picture of a frog.

>>55501608
"I just like dogs."

>>55501608
This one also needs a whole panel of boomer tie wearing suits to ask "But why?" to which Cohen will simple say "Zigga zig ah"

>>55501542
lmao

>>55501381
The fake baker linking to sexy men general makes me laugh every time. I laugh even harder when I find out I've been tricked

I fucking hate being a baggie. Why did you fags make me buy this shit

>>55501754
No one *made* you buy anything and no one gaslit you into believing you'd be a millionaire in two weeks over two and a half years ago either

>>55501224
I started the cheetoh dust thing and I always post it once thread hits 300 posts. Yes I’m a newishfag and didn’t know what biz’s bump limit was

>there's an official GME challenge coin
I want to make a physical mint of this

>>55501791
>I want to make a physical mint of this
NFTs once again showing why they'll never succeed

>>55501621
SPICY

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/14u5j9o/larry_cheng_on_twitter/
New cope just dropped

>>55501854
I wonder who the founder was and if this was for his own VC or GME related. I hope GME gets into esports. Can you imagine if we had bought twitch when it was for sale?

Morning baggies
Still no new thread? I need some fresh kek, hurry up

I'm going to shut off that goddamn algo once and for all

I wonder if Ryan will give out another share dividend and not a split.

>>55502153
It was a noble attempt, but allowing the DTCC to simply steal even more shares from European investors will help them to maintain the locates than actually harm them. They have already revealed their hand that they are naked short. The share dividend was basically a poison pill they injested simply to buy time. AGAIN it reveals to us that someone very very large will go bust if they reconcile shares of GME. All we need to do is sit tight and DRS and the whole house of cards will come down and hedgies and shillies will get carted off to the BBC cage.

>>55502190
What’s the current drs time estimate to lock the float?

>>55502199
12-15 years. Nobody is buying

>>55496509
SNEED

>>55502199
Unironically about 20 years at 600k shares per quarter

>>55502199
No idea. I think this year had a lot of hype and the buying has been slowing down. But the DRS is getting tight enough that some IRA companies or w/e like Mainstar are literally un-DRSing GME shares. The DD about book vs plan and removing auto-buys from CS are all wins for us as we figure out all of the loopholes they have been abusing. Things are definitely moving in the background that we are not always privy to.

>>55502226
The answer isn't " no idea "

You can easily calculate it based off the last 2 quarters. It's 12-20 years. Unless you believe every single brokerage and computer share and gamestop are lying about volume and drs'd shares

>>55502236
You're calcuting off of a static variable though, the rate of DRS can increase or decrease. As well as the float can increase or decrease, as demonstrated when we had insider buys or share buybacks.

>>55502236
>Unless you believe every single brokerage and computer share and gamestop are lying about volume and drs'd shares
Yes.
Among other things, as >>55502226 explained.

>>55502253
Neat. Volume has only lowered over the last 18 months. Add in a float increase and we're looking at 30 years.

Maybe one day we'll hold Cohen accountable. But until then buy and hodl diamond hands baggie bros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55502236
DRSing 100% is also not necessarily the goal. Massive short squeezes have happened with even a short interest of 10%. All sorts of catalysts exist that can blow out the collateral propping up the shorts. Not to mention any sort of schemes the management team comes up with to shake them out. The simple fact that 60%+ of the free float is locked means the supply is so constrained relative to the price that MOASS is guaranteed.

>>55502253
Calculating

>>55502268
Don't besmirch Cohen's name Gupta Gupta NIGGER. SNEED, he's literally more important to me than my biological father

>>55502272
2 more weeks right bagbro??? Buy and hodl!!!!!!!!!! Trust the plan!!!!!!

>>55500997
>>55502213
>>55502278
Feed and Seed

>>55502272
The fact that Superstink is all about "DRS is the ONLY way" and "this won't be over until the float is locked" is genuinely FUD. Like you said, the fact that so much of the float has already been DRS'd really goes to show how unique this opportunity is.

Fuck I want Ryan Cohen to fuck my wife!!!!!!!!!!

>>55502295
>100%

>>55500791
>Hard working devs
>Adds gatcha game
>Charges 80 dollars for item "pass"
>Bloats game with paywalls
>Bloats game with ads and microtransactions in the free version
>Pay 15 dollars not to see ads
>Gamers get $0? Priceless
What did the dev mean by this?

>>55502298
The fundamentals of GME are so spectacular it is almost too good to be true. The biggest whitepill I've ever seen for GME is the valuations of other companies. GME blows out other companies in their earnings AND balance sheet but it trades at a miniscule P/E ratio in comparison.
I say this a million times. How do you make and sense of this without factoring in the systemic naked short position?
Just as all roads lead to Rome, every single way you analyze GME leads to MOASS. The ONLY way the shorts live through this is if you close out your position and DRSing your property has their back offices ablaze.
And the cherry on top of GME is that shorts basically make it CRASH PROOF. A market crash is a cascade of selling as people run to get their money out of the market. MOASS will be a cascade of BUYING. And the more you own the more cash you will be able to vacuum up. No one seems to be able to poke any holes in the thesis without strategically forgetting all of the many facets of this saga that we have already dug up. As someone who has been here since Jan21 I have seen it all and really don't see any way out of this. There is no way we are wrong. Unless for some reason the DTCC commits internation securities fraud just to prank retail. I mean, give me a break. We are ALL already MILLIONAIRES.

>>55502307
Get in line, he's going to fuck my wife and infant daughter first. He deserves it for giving us the opportunity of a lifetime!

Got a 50$ parking ticket for expired tags(aboit a month) how do I
A) get out of paying it or
B) make it as painful as possible for anybody in the public sector

>>55502371
Pay in pennies.

>>55502377
I feel like i threw in some nickels or dimes it could make it more complicated to keep track

>>55502371
Damn bro, don't pay it at all that's like 2.2 shares haha. Just buy shares instead and sell them in two weeks for literally billions of dollars

>>55502371
Show up to court.

What’s up with these fags that practically live on Twitter? Peruvian Bull, Susanne Fatpussy, Bignose Dave…Jesus 75% of the stuff they tweet isn’t even consequential or interesting. Addicts and grifters.

>>55502478
They're just using GME as a way to get people to buy their products.

>>55502473
If they dont show up do i automatically win? Because if they do show up im def paying it

>>55502502
From what I heard they always do and love it because they get paid. It basically gives the pig a paid day off.

>>55502513
Pennies it is

There are an awful lot of shills here considering absolutely fucking nothing is happening. Or is something happening thats freaking them out? I wonder what it could be? Form 25 or something something?

>>55502573
I'll give you a hint: nothing is happening, which is why bored hodlers like myself are shilling for fun. Comfy posting isn't nearly as engaging or get as many (You)s as blatantly shitting on this dumbass stock or the retards still clinging to their delusions

>>55502531
You know what fuck it tomorrow im learning origami im concerned that they will have a coin counting machine to counter my shenanigans so im going to spend my off day tomorrow learning origami

Just sent 1 ETH to my wallet to spend on GME NFT marketplace.
Which collection should i buy except GMErica?

>55502595
post body

ryan is king

I miss chart anon

>>55502945
Damn it's been ages since he was here. Pretty sure he was having some health issues. I hope he's doing ok. I miss pondering his charts.

>>55502956
He's part of the infinity pool now

>>55502956
Yeah, I would've enjoyed some input from him. I made these >>55492837 >>55493073 the other day for my fractalbros

>>55502629
Adam

AMC is running damage control for the pedo cabal. GME is the one true stock.

>>55502343
>We are ALL already MILLIONAIRES
I just got home from a fishing trip from Point Pleasant with a good friend of mine. He offered to stop by his uncle's place for a bit just to say hi, and of course I said why not, they only live 5 minutes away. Little did I know that his aunt and uncle are absolutely loaded. He didn't even have a backyard, it's just a dock to barbeque and park your boat.

And the kicker? His dock is lined up with the other hundred backyards that make up a "street" made of sea water. This man just asks "wanna ride in the boat?" and he insisted we both go for a ride. And he's just waving to his neighbors like this is normal living. The town is unironically WATER FUCKING SEVEN. When I mentioned half-way through the ride that it was my first time riding a boat like this he was surprised. Maybe he thought I was already accustomed to that lifestyle because of my demeanor, or maybe I'm just overthinking it? What's the point of this story again? I don't know, I guess it's just more confirmation bias that we're all gonna WAGMI.

>>55503055
Never doubt yourself again, fren. Your story was enthralling and I envisioned myself as that wealthy man cruising around in a boat without a care while I read it.

>>55502343
>We are ALL already MILLIONAIRES.
Tell that to my fucking bank account you asshole I need to actually be a millionaire, soon.

>>55503025
ordinarily picrel but this IS bs. you can almost hear the trantifa candy merchant whispering "we make your popcorn, we pour your drinks. don't. fuck. with. us" as they/them sabotage the A/C.

>>55503086
Thank you, fren. With all the noise and seething, both manufactured and organic, it's easy to forget the simple truths. WAGMI. That is all.

BECAUSE I know for a FACT that we will be millionaires, I actually am working on a nice comfy dividend portfolio. I don't even care about chasing risky high yields because ALL I need to do to hedge my position is to use the dividend income to buy ONE single GME and then ONE single ounce of silver. BAM. I am now free to boost my monthly income with reckless abandon and pad my monthly income. Because I know that if anything bad hits the markets then more than likely bad shit will happen to hedgies and market makers.
My TSLY just declared a $1.06 monthly dividend which would be 76% annual ROI.
Literally. If you have GME, some BBBY if you want and some precious metals to hedge complete collapse then you are golden to kick back and not fret anymore about it. If TSLY can maintain that level of dividend I can literally enjoy an early retirement BEFORE moass hits. This is not fud or some distraction. It's a reminder that your future tendies are secured and you can kick you feet up.

It's literally happening tomorrow

>>55502956
What happened to the 2yil guy

>>55503323
2 yils passed so he roped

>>55503323
It's been two and a half yils. He (rightfully) killed himself

Kek baker passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>>55503323
he ascended to the upper plane of autism, he is one with the machine

>>55503350

>>55498044
>>55502112 21 12
Checked.

>See that billboard up there? What’s it say? I mean the message. That’s called Direct Registration

>>55503350
Hold on now, this isn’t the proper bump limit

kek shillerday night feveries

it don't matter what your pronouns are, you are not him

end

Baker cannot bake until the bump limit has been reached

>>55503655
>>55503655
>>55503655
Threaded.

>76nWxWwd
>29 posts of garbage
Faggot

>>55500200
It wasn't gonna happen till this. MOASS monday.