/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55495915
Id unironically buy one of those right now if there was one in my area

>>55495915
>300sqft cuck shed in bumfuck nowhere pissland

>>55495935
This is not a cuck shed. Think of it as a two storey tiny home. For San Antonio, this is an amazing deal for a family of 4.

>it has a fucking ladder

>>55495915
live in the pod and eat the bugs

>>55495915
they ought to just build townhomes and sell those for 150k. A townhome would be better than the cuck shed

>>55495930
would buy too. better than pic

>>55495955
>covered porch
Kek

seems quite a bit for a small wooden sheet build

>>55495955

No laundry room?>>55495965

Might as well buy a fucking RV

>>55495915
Why not just finish them as two floors across the entire footprint? Wouldn't cost much more. Better yet, why not just go back to rowhouses and drop the pretense of a "single-family home!" You'd probably get more cost savings out of building them in one shell.

>>55495972
Topright nigga is snorting that good shit

>>55495972

Dude!
You are never suppose to post the pictures together.
The NPCs could wake up!

can someone point to a place I can look for
>non expensive rent
>non 13/50 area
>area is naturally green and has water
>decent gun/self defense/etc laws
>chance of natural disaster low

>>55495915
there's nothing wrong with that

>>55496003
more planning, engineering costs

>>55495972
It's literally the liberal version of the bottom

>>55496741
Tennessee. I live in northern bama and it’s pretty awesome so far. I moved here from southern Arizona. Basically move inland. Also Montana.

>>55495915
Americans have it so easy it's unreal

>>55495954
not bad at all. id put my bed here

>>55495972
Notice that 80% of the people in that image are women. Women would rather be slaves in hopes of getting chad dick than marry you.

>>55497302
>europeans are envious of a 2 room apartment for 100k
Maybe it's just that Europe sucks harder than the USA, especially since it no longer has the "nigger free" buff.

>>55495954
uk vibes, unironically.
you probably also feel like you can fall through the floor at any moment too.
it even seems like there's the classic tiny fenced garden behind the house.

>>55497302
You must not be Western European. They would need to pay me to live in that wooden cardboard box they call a house.

>>55495954
Is 'owners suite' the sanitised lefty term for master bedroom now?

>>55497325
America has been shit since it lost the free nigger buff

We all have a grandpa that measure wealth in the amount of niggers he had doing the gardening

>>55495954
What stupid floor plans
>put dimensions on upstairs rooms but nowhere else
>don't put the stairs on the downstairs floorplan to make the kitchen look bigger than it actually is

>>55495915
Are there any narrower houses? This one is too W I D E for me

>>55498054
Or primary bedroom but still get those master degrees

>>55495954
>Half of the "2nd story" floorspace is taken up by the staircase
>remaining available floorspace is the size and width of a narrow hallway
sad, pathetic

>>55495915
still better than nohomers or living w/ your parents

>>55495915
>>55495954
>>55495955
>No laundry room
I can smell Mexico from here. I would buy 5 of these and make them rentals. That will be $1289 a month plus tip!

>>55497022
>Tennessee
>bama
was thinking of those but is 1 still accurate for those?

>>55498435
>americans need an entire room to launder their XXXXXXL shitstained mall rags
YOu are right I can smell you from here.

>>55499380
If you don't have a washer and dryer in 2023 you're not human. You're functionally a beaver.

>>55499410
Yeah and I don't need a WHOLE ROOM dedicated to a washer and dryer fat greasy fuck

>>55499380

>not having laundry facilities in one's house

What developing country are you from?

>>55499410
I have only a washer. Why would I ruin my clothes with a dryer? I hang dry.

>>55499429
>not being able to read plain english without completely misunderstanding the meaning of a sentence through sheer lack of attention or just ignorance
Yes I can tell you are american, and not just by the smell

Imagine the Section 8 renters, the pit bulls roaming the streets, the chitlins riding scooters down the driveways into traffic, every square inch of curb space taken up by 'trocas' on cinderblocks with the rear diff disassembled.

>>55497022
Tennessee and probably Kentucky too. Montana would be a nogo due to forest fires and shit winters

>>55495972
How do they masturbate?

>>55495955
thats the shit model with a storage loft
>>55495954
why the fuck did they put a wall at the top of the stairs? they shouldve kept it open and put a railing there.
>>55495989
its in the upstairs bathroom
>>55495930
same

>>55499988
they do masturbate grouping sessions every night before sleeping hour to secure everybody is satisfed and nobody would make masturbating noises overnight

>>55500647
that design is top retard

>>55497325
When my wife came to America the first time from France (not Paris), one or the first things she said was "I've never seen so many black people before". In a Midwestern state that's like 75% white. France still has some areas that are 90%+ white and nice but boy does life come at you fast. Devs pls revert changes.

>>55495915
>no garage
Enjoy having your car broken into by crackheads.

>>55498054
Kek. At least it's better than the stupid cutesy room names I see sometimes, like apartments having floor plans where the bedroom is labeled "sleep" and the kitchen is "eat". Living room is "relax" or something dumb like that.
Fuck you just tell me what the room is

>>55495915
if you want a cuckshed, you can also buy a piece of land + prefab, or better yet buy a VR.

>>55495915
Does it have niggers near it?

>>55495972
>a bed you can use while doing your bullshit office job that pays 6 figures
>a bed where you sleep between shifts of horrific manual labor until you die
Wow, I can’t believe the jews did this. Something about eating bugs.

>>55495972
me on the top right trying to figure out when's a good time to sniff all the girl's bed

>>55500798
>tfw you're always picked last for the group masterbation sessions

>>55501844
San Antonio population has 6.5% blacks. 64% white. 3% Asian and the rest Mexican.

>>55496003
>each one of these has a staircase
What a waste. Why not have the units horizontal and share a staircase. Each unit will have much more space this way, and you don't share walls.

>>55502046
Are you sure that's right?

>>55502101
holy shit this gives a whole new meaning to beantown

>>55500647

Those don't look bad for a single guy, or a couple. If you plan on having kids though it's definitely a no-go.

>>55500647
This is literately just a trailer with a second floor.

>>55500890
There's still plenty of 90%+ white areas in the Midwest. Just stay out of counties with 100k+ people.

>>55504015
can't believe how fast we are losing the west to spics. doesn't look like anything will be done.

>>55504045
I would like to assume they eventually integrate into American society, but I doubt that will happen. I wouldn't be surprised if there are separatist movements in many southern states bordering Mexico within this century.

This is one notch above fucking a woman in your car.

>>55495915
The one in the middle is literally a trailer with a floor on top.

>>55500647
Can anyone explain what the fuck is that second floor supposed to be?
It just has 3 sofas, one of them pointing at an empty wall. And two chairs also pointing at an empty wall is this how Amerimutts spend their free time?

>>55497876
These are literally just detached terraced houses.