/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm so fucking green today it's amazing.
I'm deeply red if you scroll out but who cares about that.

first for lizzie

>>55492919
frist for tops are gay

Hello janny, consider suicide

>>55492933
how are you losing money in this market? are you emotionally trading?

thank god this thread got made, markets were about to enter a free fall

Thank fuck someone baked.
The crab is killing me.
Someone kill the crab

I warned the end is nigh in the previous thread and I meant it.

Just a threadly reminder that the stock market is fake and gay and always has been

>>55492946
why did you post this? now semis are going to dump, and I have to rebalance my position to take advantage. you're a fucking cocksucker and i hope you get eaten by crabs

>>55492941
bingo

When is the market going to plummet already?

I'm so comfy today I don't even feel like gloating over bobos.

How do I short 4chan?

I fucking love Texas, simple as.
>spy bear debit spreads at the money 1dte

>>55492964
where were you in 21/22?

>>55492972
Based. I'm gonna drink some Lone Star and eat some mexican food in about an hour or two.

>>55492972
Looks good. Wish I could have a drink already but I have to go to work. Thought I was going to go back to sleep after all the pre work drama I had to sort out but am too stressed to go back to sleep so i'm just going to do some mephisto runs in diablo 2 instead. Ended up having to bribe an employee with a short work day to handle some annoying shit for me. So I guess i'm cleaning bathrooms tonight

>>55492959
Don't sell your semis.
Trust me

Home Depot is so solid

>>55492383
so did the march failures come from something else? Why was it so hard for sivb to hold there's to maturity? Just different because withdraw run caused by a single tweet?

>>55493003
If that's tint for the paint machine on her, it's literally never coming out. She's going to have yellow skin for a long time. Used to hate getting that shit on me when I worked at sherwin williams as a kid. Shit never comes off

I WANT TO FUCK MY WIFE BUT IM AT WORK
I HATE WAITING
COVID 2.0 WHEN?!

>>55492956
>king of the midgets

>>55493025
She's too tired sorry fren.

>>55493021
That sucks. How long did it take to stop being visible?
>>55493025
That's very wholesome, nuclear-family anon. I like you.

I have been unheemed this week. Thank you based July.

>>55493058
Tired is no excuse
Never has been in our marriage
Get the lube if you have to

>>55493072
Green since 2007, you did buy calls right?

>>55493083
>since 2007
How fucking old are you?

>>55493063
I only ever got it on my hands so you can usually scrub the shit out of your hands with paint thinner and that will at least make it less noticeable, and then in a week or so it usually clears up. However you don't want to be using paint thinner on your face so that chick was probably fucked for a couple of weeks.
>>55493076
I need to contact one of those online doctors and procure me some of those cheap boner pills. Just don't get boners like I used to when I was younger

Bears take the stairs
Bulls take elevators

>>55493010
>Why was it so hard for sivb to hold there's to maturity? Just different because withdraw run caused by a single tweet?
Their depositor base was savvy and fast VCs who realized those bond losses meant they should pull their money right then and there. It's very likely that run would never have happened if BTFP existed at the time.

>>55493091
Thirty... I meant july since 2007 has been green everytime.

>>55493108
IFLClownmarket

>>55493092
I can save her.

>>55493110
But why wouldn't they just wait it out?

What’s keeping CVNA mooning every day?

What are some stocks you think are good short selling opportunities?

>>55493120
I reckon you can try hosing her down with acetone. If it doesn't kill her, she's all yours.

>LRLCY

>>55493111
Oh, sorry brah lmao.

Come on oil prices
you know you want to go up more

>>55493128
all of the nasdaq

>>55493137
>Listen, I'm gonna need you to get more calls ready for GUSH and- no NO WAIT, you can't just put it all in NVDA aauugh

$TUP is the current play don’t miss the run.

>>55493125
Game theory. Those bond losses meant *at that time* (with no BTFP), not everyone could get their deposited money out. And there was already a steady outflow as VCs stopped depositing new investments while their startups drew down their accounts.

>>55492972
Are those more texas than shiners? I can't keep up with you guys since your state is bigger than the whole country including your state.

ENVX Shorts covering before the weekend. Who knows what Raj might announce Sunday evening? VR headset related maybe? Monday gap could destroy shorty-shorts.

>>55493127
Geez

If you'd told me in the beginning of may to YOLO everything into carvana I'd have thought you were a troll or a moron

>>55493151
Aren't they being strangled by some bullshit lifetime warranty shit? Like, an actual path towards bankruptcy?

>>55493141
The ultimate slurp organism.

>>55493137
Fair value of oil is probably somewhere around $400 to $600 per barrel.
Oil traders and Saudi princes are limp docked faggots who got caught up in
>muh recession and shieeeet
FUD so they got scared into parting for their finite product for less and less compensation (adjusted for inflation)

THE MARKET
THE MARKETT

>>55493137
...You know, the salesman I recently ordered a new car from looks much like Gil. I made the deal with him in part because of his appearance and attitude. At the stealership there were hipster young guys with their slick hair and their slim fit suits. My guy, his name is Michael, was wearing a comfy sweater and running shoes. He had the tired appearance of a salesman 30 years in and coming up on retirement soon.

Kek, today is the anniversary of the white Walmart mass shooter who is literally what the chudjak meme is based off of. He looks just like chudjak im actually losing it

>>55493191
As someone who has worked in commission sales in the past, i'm glad it's starting to come to an end. There is really no way to make good money without being a sleaze ball, but luckily most car sales are moving to online.

>>55493190
YOU MARKET

Hedge bros where we @

>>55493195
>they have no idea how dangerous I am

>>55493195
>white
Wasn't he literally a jew?

>>55493205
Actually Chud has loosened up a bit since he got his asian gf

>>55493208
Crusius is literally a German Latin-ized name. The chudjak Walmart shooter is absolutely white, German Texan stock.

>>55493092
Maybe something to do with paint chemical exposure

Is KO going out of business?

>>55493239
Who knows, but it's kind of ironic that when you're younger you're constantly worried that you won't last long enough in bed, but when you get older you worry if you'll be able to nut at all. The crazy rollercoaster of life. I slept with one girl about a year ago and ended up losing my boner in the middle of sex. Probably didn't help that I was about 20 beers deep and she was absolutely repulsive.

>>55493161
funny, some cunt was here yesterday shilling for everyone to short this ENVX and FOR SURE was going to zero with investo-babble woven in. I'm watching it to build a data set to filter posters who write their DD using Invetopedia and AI.

oh and i know it's you

>>55493256
Coca Cola Company is the last sugar drink outfit I would expect to fail.

DISH bros WW@

>>55493256
Sure is. Marketshare still dropping after the tranny backlash. Add that to their cars exploding and you know their done.

>>55493256
Doubt it, goygrog will never be outted in the states.

>>55493278
>tranny backlash
Coke has their own Dylan Mulvaney?

>>55493256
Is Latin America still a thing?

Alo?
E bought?

>>55493278
>KO cars
Wait what?

>>55493264
I copied / pasted some boomers ENVX retard DD from Twitter to be honest lol because it made me chuckle. But I am absolutely going to keep trying to run psyops where I convince people ENVX is a good long
>oh and i know it's you
Because you typed this out thats why i confessed to the aforementioned

ENVX is a hilarious stock if you actually look into their main promoters online. Pic related is one of the biggest ENVX enthusiasts out there.

>once again hitting that june 16 resistance level and going back down

how many more times will it take for you to realize your exuberance

>>55493307
I bought a 2025 put, if it's not delisted by then you owe me $30

>>55493256
People gave Trump shit about having a diet coke button in the oval office, but now that they found cocaine coke in the biden white house, they're just making jokes. Even though they got biden on the senate floor talking about how if you get caught with even a little bit you go to jail for 5 years minimum mandatory sentencing, and all the people sitting in jail for that shit.

>>55493309
>ignores the times it hit it and went through
niggers with meme lines need to off themselves

>>55493321
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack.

MULN

>>55493307
>>55493316
kek, this is why i keep coming back here.

>>55492919
How was everyone's day?

>>55493325
it never went through. we have been at june 16 levels since june 16

>>55493321
>Biden putting junkies away when he was in the senate
Biden was actually pretty goddamn based back in the day. It's a shame his brain is complete mush now.

>>55493305
i had to google it, forgive for the twatter link:
https://twitter.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1661214139824439299

>>55493331
>You'll cowards don't even smoke crack.
well yeah, i only pretend to be black for the lulz when making fun of rocker. i'm not actually black or one of those guys who really wants to be black

>>55493316
>>55493335
I'm not the guy who tells you when to buy or sell stock or which option contract(s) to buy and when to buy it. I'm just the guy who on a wide time horizon thinks the market will sus out the valuation as ridiculously frothy. I think there's no set catalyst for shorting ENVX, it's just like a retarded cult stock.

>>55493338
draw that line nigger, let me see how we never went above june 16th

>>55493331
what's up with that?

>>55493357
it does not matter what I show you because you're never going to learn

Is there any chance NVDA does a stock split soon? I want to be able to sell covered calls but I don't have enough shares.

Anyone here holding TTOO? :^)

>>55493321
To be fair, it was occupied by an African American family only five years ago.

>>55493376
>nasdaq
kys nigger

>>55493337
Pretty good so far. UBOT is my top holding.

>>55493395
>ignoring major indices

don't let the door hit you on the way out retard

>>55493395
Lol get Nasdunked on.

is the bullrun back on?

t. sitting on my poor cash piles

you're longing at pic related right anons?

>>55493417

>>55493406
>ignoring major indices
maybe you'll get the idea that you are a nigger this time, nigger

>>55493337
+2.62% so far. Flipped some RIVN calls this morning.

the market isnt ever going to go down, is it?

>RIVN

>>55493430
higher lows are bullish

Is TMF over

>>55493453
Depends how much you believe in or doubt Jerome.

>>55493438
Down? That's illegal

>>55493453
Accumulate.

>>55493453

>>55493159
>>55492972
I live in mid Missouri and drink Shiners on the regular. Used to live in central TX and actually visited the Shiner brewery once. Nice place, super small town

>>55493464
cant they just crash the market and blame it on niggers or something

>>55492998
kek who made this

>>55493091
I'm turning 80 next month =(

>>55493478
I reckon they'll pull it and blame it on student debt baggies. I'm also a schizo retard.

>>55493418
QQQ is the most in-demand high-volume index fund.

Weekly and daily charts are bullish. All moving averages are up. Stochastics are at a modest level. It is a good buy at the moment.

>>55493159
Pretty good slogan.
>>55493475
They have hotdogs there too.

ai went from 39 to 42 and then was sold back to 39 today

>>55493487
thats true a credit event is probably gonna happen soon because niggers cant stop maxing out their credit cards to buy subwoofers and rims and the like

>>55493478
It’ll be down for the ejection uncertainty shit show next year. Ride it up through the holidays until then swear this place is allergic to making money

>>55493195
I believe the chud meme was based off him

>>55493486
You have a mountain of Vanguard funds... right?

>>55493486
as an 80 year old man, whats your opinion on niggers?

>>55493495
>modest level

Lool

>>55493501
It do be like that.

>>55493487
God damn i wanna sex her in the ass

>>55493486
can you still have sex at 79?

>>55493195
how do they let him have that faggot haircut in prison

>>55493522
4U

I'm going to short cannabis stocks

>>55493542
imagine the dry dusty braps

I'm considering watching this show called love and death but that fucking ayyy Elizabeth Olson is in it and I don't know if I'll be able to watch the show without throwing up. Has anyone here watched it? Is it worth stomaching looking at her face?

>>55493553
I was imagining the claps.

>>55493577
they probably dont sound good dude

Can we just send ukraine some niggers?

nigger market crash warning
they are running to the exits
this is not a drill

sometime between July 12 and July 21 of 2023 the US stock market will crash. position yourselves accordingly. yes, you can screenshot this post.

>>55493552
Even though legal weed growers sell their products at a high margin, the cannabis sector has been one of the worst-performing sectors in recent history.

>>55493495
>>55493514
My order filled :)

>>55493589
MARKETS CRASH FROM THE LOWS NOT THE HIGHS

>>55493256
>thinks a food industry megacap will go under

Anon you can't even begin to fathom just how deep the post ww2 food industry goes to secure profit margins. Tech industry VCs are chumps compared to the scary shit the food industry VCs do. We are talking psychology phd holders doing consultant research down to manipulating peoples nervous systems into coming back to their products or meeting profit margins with complex additives/flavor modifying to the point you are consuming more chemical then real ingredients.

Closed out my position like 3 hours ago, took a nap, and just been sitting on the sidelines. I think I earned myself a burger for dinner.

>>55493600
false. but even so we aren’t at the high, that was like spy 480 in late 2021.

>>55493609
intentionally make sure to never consume anything related to the coca cola company and youre good

>>55493519
Peterman where do you summer?

TLT bros... we broke $100

>LTT dumping for the fourth day in the row
I will actually go long on LTT if we get to 5% yields

>>55493597
So youre saying you bought the absolute top on QQQ with the weekly RSI at 73?

>>55493633
what the FUCK happened last year in October to cause the yield spike at record rates?

every time you see a green candle its the jews
every time you see a red candle its hitler

>>55493638
weekly RSI can remain overbought for months. You want to trade the extremes on the weekly. Anything under 80 can remain elevated for a very long time. This is not the crash bobo, and it wont be the last leg up.

>>55493588
>>55493501
>>55493487
It's literally both niggers and student debt and it isn't blame it's just what's going to happen. Sour hour starts at 4:02

>>55493661
saw that thread on pol earlier
they really are the shitbulls of humanity

>Sits down in front of female broker.
>"Now listen here you little bitch. I'm gonna ask you some real simple questions and I want some real simple answers. You bought the SPY puts at 11:15?"
>"I bought it and accidentally-
>"You bought. The puts. At 11:15."
>"Y-Yeah, at 11:15. 11:15."
>"Then why did I get a notification after the fact."
>"I-I..."
>"Bought you bought the puts at 12:15..."
>"Yeah, 12:15."
>"Now you see now...you done fucked up."

>>55493475
it's the Spoetzl Brewery, you uncultured bitch.

>successfully ride the wave up
>successfully ride the wave down
nothing personnel

price moving sharply into a level is more likely to hold than drifting slowly into it. hope you bought long off the vwap anons :)

i dont fuck with waps of any variety

Catching a small bit of this knife again, just in case, but really I doubt this rally lasts much longer
I can't keep making money on something this irational

This market is weak and flimsy.

>>55493701
YOU'RE weak and flimsy.

>>55493665
No way I have to check it out. This isn't from pol. I think most people don't actually know nogs but if you do you know they've been debt maxxed for a decade and have been signing up for college just for loans. I wouldn't be surprised if despite being 12% of the population they make up 61% of the consumer spending

>>55493718
its no surprise
their jigaboo music does nothing but tell them to spend on useless shit lol

>>55493679
Ah yes, good taste in anime waifu. Melty is best girl.

HHHMMMMMMMMM.......
Something about how the market is moving today is making me VERY suspicious...

Sheeeiiit looks like it was a trap all day lmao.

>>55493742
youre witnessing an exhausted market being forced into recessionary submission
think of it like big daddy jpow is spanking the market until the red candles come out

>on no news

>>55493701
>>55493742
>>55493747
>fell for the chutzpah rally lmao

>>55493767
but there was news yesterday and this morning bro

God I hate this faggot schizo market that acts like nukes just landed somewhere every other day for no reason at all.

>>55493768
It's cool; I got some KO.

>>55493779
bro..... a couple red candles aint shit
you havent even seen a 5% down day since covid lol

>>55492965
No, no. Go ahead.
I want to see you gloat ^_^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8mPiYdjNig

>>55492965
lol get fucked stock market noob

>>55493796
I want to witness it since during covid I wasn't paying attention to the markets

WTFWT

lmao new lod

OH SHIT MARKETS REALLY GOIN FOR IT TO THE DOWNSIDE
A CLASSIC FRIDAY EXIT RUSH
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

>>55493803
Just means that Jay'll pivot before the end of the year.

Just shorting for Friday options. Somebody's in a panic. I guarantee you after hours makes a near full recovery.

>>55492965
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i guarantee you afterhours the true selloff begins
what better way to beat 0dte fags than to just dump the market when the niggers cant buy their little calls on margin

Neither bulls or bears are winning. Next week will be a sideways market.

Selling into the close, you just love to see it...

>>55493833
>dubs
Fuck.

DOMP EET

DOMP EET AGAIN

>>55493833
wrong. youre holding the chart sideways

>>55493824

>>55493633
Our redemption arc is coming. Employment data is softening and mumus are beyond complacent
>>55493642
>what the FUCK happened last year in October to cause the yield spike at record rates?
The UK had a crisis where the bond market held the government hostage. The new UK government proposed a budget that wasn't popular, so the gilt market sold off. Yields spiked and this caused pension funds to sell their bonds which they bought with leverage. This forced selling caused more forced selling which sent yields parabolic. The Bank of England had to intervene and buy long duration gilts to calm the market down. If they didn't intervene yields would have went to infinity and destroyed everything. This crisis pulled US yields up with it

Today, the 10 year yield rose, while the 2 year yield fell fairly sharply. In other words, today, after NFP, the yield curve began to uninvert. What happens when the yield curve uninverts, /smg/

>>55493860
HURRRRR TO THE MOOOON

>>55493463
Jerome ha a lotof influence over the market to say the least. So I wouldn't doubt him. This same pattern has happened historically since the great depression.

>Pussy hands fed is forced to capitulate after their fantasies of soft landings are thrown fron the 17th story window.

>>55493585
I just stumbled across this article. https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/11/ukraine-president-zelensky-strips-opposition-leader-citizenship
Let me guess, this little kike faggot is going to cancel elections to preserve his democracy and shit.

>>55493860
bull market chud

>>55493860
bond vigilantes preparing for recession

kek baggies

>>55493860
>after NFP, the yield curve began to uninvert
NFP was weaker than expected and revealed the ADP report yesterday to be inaccurate. The bond market is dismissing negative economic news and just pricing in the insane stock market gains. The higher stocks go the higher yields will go because more future growth has to be priced in.
>What happens when the yield curve uninverts, /smg/
Normally the yield curve uninverts because shorter duration yields come down faster than long end yields. In this case the opposite is happening, signaling that the bond market is pricing in higher rates for longer and higher growth.

>>55492962

>bingo

Gas yourself

imagine how many people who have been buying 0dte calls for weeks finally got wiped out today

How the fuck are you people losing money? I'm up .66%

I always thought that insurance was the same as derivatives essentially, but my brother said it’s actually illegal to insure things for more than their value, so it’s theoretically always a negative sum game then for insurance buyers. Is this true?

still too skeazo market for me. glad im cash.

still this is not even bad. we would need like a month of days like this to be in bobozone

>>55493463
I mean i dont trust the guy whatsoever

In other news i fucking bought and am already getting wrecked. The one time i fomo it ends up being the "teehee time to dump hard"

>>55493872
Ukraine is now a part of the USA baggot. We own them now.

>>55493909
Ladder up elevator down. Yields are still going up, employment data is softening, earnings will continue to be terrible. Schizo market will have a moment of clarity one day and crash 10% in a week

>>55493906
think about it
auto insurance being mandatory or youre committing a crime is literally kikery of the highest order
and then they will never pay you when you file a claim
never insurance, not even once

>>55493906
ask your bro lil zoom zoom

lmao, remember me? i said to buy puts at the very top of today. too bad you didnt listen because "lol 5min candles bobo u dum"

>>55493933
How many red days ahead?

>>55493909
I don't think you understand in what a bad way commercial real estate is, lenders have been working with borrowers extending ballon payments hoping for rates to drop. The farther we go without any slow down or rate cuts there's a lot of commercial real estate debt that is going to have to be refinanced at much, much higher rates. It's a slow brewing shit storm and it might not be on the news headlines anymore but it's a very big fucking deal that will be back in the headlines. Loans have been extended hoping for a cut but the farther this clown economy goes and there's ZERO talk of cutting rates which means all these ballon CRE loans are a massive ticking time bomb.

>no BANG BANG BANG anon earlier
>no DING DING DING anon either
Are they the same person?

>>55493943
Zero. That was just some big money with some panicked put options or perhaps selling covered calls they didn't want to get rid of. CPI data on Wednesday and we will be at new highs.

>>55493860
Oh hohohohoho

>>55493943
SPY isnt that bad on the daily or 4h. might have another red day to cool it off more but it could easily keep going up especially if CPI is good like anon said.

>>55493895
My portfolio is also up. I am trading 25 ETFs from various high-performing sectors. Portfolio diversification is an important strategy.

>>55493953
Kek

Anyway, since dingbat isn't here today: How did >>(you) do?

-$18, unrealized

>mr president, on the cluster minutions, why now?
>Because theyre running out of ammunition
HOLY FUCKING KEK HE WAS ALMOST OUT THE DOOR!!

>>55493709
No u

>>55493976

>>55493976
lmao he said the silent part out loud

>>55493974
-.4% on the small knife catch attempt at the end. Not the worst entry ever, assuming we get memes at open on monday, I should be able to flip this hot bag to the next sucker before the collapse

What's going on with TLT?

>>55493933
Zoom out.

>Despite being 13% of the population

$digit bros where we at?

>>55494023
Bambalam!

>>55492870
a-anyone else want to talk about bank's interest rate risk...haha...
im so bored at work

>>55493976
he was having a fecal incontinence moment
the man had poop in his diaper lmao

>the yield curve going back to normal will cause the market to crash..... because it just will, okay!?

>>55493974
Cash: +$500
Funfolio: +1.30%
Overall: +0.35%

Pretty chill day for me. Got done before lunch break.

>>55493886
Yields are going to need to go MUCH higher to incentivize people to buy bonds now that AI is here. Why do you want 4% on the 10Y when you can expect 15% per year on NVDA risk free? I think we're entering a new paradigm where bond yields are benchmarked by tech stocks.

>>55493860
The long awaited apocalypse. Finally

>>55494055
Thank you Jesus I am ready for it all to be over

>>55494037
I think bond yeilds and TA and all that hokem is a bunch of bullshit but I think it's pretty dumb to buy into the euphoria about this being a new bull market when the fed has clearly stated that it isn't over yet.

I just LOVE getting GAPPED down into closing. Thank you AAOI for raping my account like asked for.

>>55493860
>What happens when the yield curve uninverts, /smg/
The rich get richer?

Would you look at that, major indices hit the june 16 resistance yet again and got rejected yet again. Sit down faggot before you try to tell me I am wrong again nigger.

>>55493860
>What happens when the yield curve uninverts, /smg/
Trump gets his long awaited second term?

>>55494073
You long 5yr+ bond etfs.

No way TMF doesn't reach this in 2 years right

>>55493860
>What happens when the yield curve uninverts, /smg/
Rocker finally gets to kiss a girl?

>>55494037
It's possible we were in a recession and it won't be obvious for a little longer.
maybe the inversion really did precede a small recession and we're coming back to an up cycle
pic rel

>>55493453
Es over

>>55494023
Well if so many blacks are unemployed, that's racist, so we better get them....jobs

>>55493968
You need vanguard.

The baboon runs back to his cave.

He's scared. He's thinking about what's happening with VIX.

Nobody should be scared now. CPI next week will bring the S&P to 4600 by EoW

The Birds Have All Stopped Chirping. 14.83.

>>55494134
I was promised 5000 why did it go down???!?

>>55494023
I was going to say 13% make up 80%, but thought that would be way too high and said 50%... but wow it was actually too low. I'm just like, wow, I'm just sitting here without an ability to even.

>>55494134
How is a rate hike bullish?

Which one of you was it?

>>55494088
I'm in this with you.

>>55493968
meme sector etfs

>>55494143
>we're going to change the world
Kek doesn't matter rather you're left or right, they all deliver the same promises and never deliver, and people keep falling for it.

>>55494016
depends on your trading timeframe. i zoomed in and saw SPY out of the bollinger band and over 70rsi on the 5min. well, you can see what happened next. ill be slurping this dip next week.

friday sell offs bullish for next week

>>55494161
I should have just sold my calls when I saw lums stupid ugly jewish face

>>55494142
I said CPI not rate hike. The upcoming 2-3 hikes are priced in already. CPI will show disinflation and surprise to the downside, moderating future hike expectations.

>>55494095
market recovers before a recession is official. youre all gonna miss the recovery. it will happen slow and bobos will be shorting it the whole way up

Any mad lads selling puts on AMC? I know dilution is inevitable but premium is juicy if you're willing to risk the extended court decision.

>>55494159
Don't forget to take profit anon.

>>55494095
>>55494173
how the fuck am i supposed to be reading this graphic? there is missing data.

>>55494194
no there isnt, look at the first series.
left is the start of the actual recession, right two dots are the announced start and end of the recession
i did cut of the september one slightly though

>>55494138
>I was promised that the magic line would go up why come magic line go down? what do you mean that all of reality isn't a fixed path in time with a pre determine outcome?

>>55493277
How high can it go?

ASMB stock ladies!

>>55494147
Construction, infrastructure, and industry are solid investments with stable returns.

As for the AI ETFs, swing trading the AI sector is profitable because many companies are buying AI technology to improve their efficiency. AI is a top performing sector.

>>55493974
a slip at the end but hey +$3800 is +$3800
I was hoping It'd last for the next two weeks of the contracts but I finally decided that I can just jump back in next week anyways so I might as well get some

>>55494243
Damn, I wish I could gamble like you, instead I'm stuck swinging LETFs

$25k to spend, what am I buying?

>>55494138
5000 is EoM. 6000 EoY. Buy AI.

>>55494134
cpi doesnt matter because we already know were getting a rate hike lol

>>55494256
lean hogs futures

>>55494201
ahhh thanks, is the position of the dots on the y axis relative to time elapsed or movement in the market?

captcha: PPnJJ

>>55494262
based

My portfolio has been stuck at 40k value for nearly 2 years. When will the magic bull start trotting?

>>55494256
spend it on a trip to japan to get 2 hours with one of those nippon whores who will give you mat play and the whole JAV experience.

>>55494256
chatbot stocks. we have a great one here called AI.

>>55494272
time elapsed yeah
so if the recession ACTUALLY started Jan 1 2023, they didnt realize it/report that it started until July 1 2023 for example

the recession started when someone said black lives matter for the first time

I just got a call from my bank welcoming me to their special program for medium-high net worth customers
I guess... I made it?

Guys, I just woke up, wtf was that? AHAHAAHAHA

>>55494285
this makes sense. market data (ie. market health) is always lagging.

>>55493974
-0.62

>>55494276
take more risk. go base jumping or sky diving if you are afraid of losing 5 figures.

>>55494186
Seems like a bit too much risk, would rather sell puts on a stock with more moderate IV

>>55494301
yeah but its interesting to see proof.
everyone arguing about soft landing vs recession and its possible that its already come and gone

>>55494288
congrats anon!

>>55493974
+€265 then -€600 lol

>>55494322
280% iv for monthlies is pretty insane but expected. My gamble is entirely based off the courts judge not coming to a decision any time soon.

>>55494334
Thank you
They asked if I had any additional financial goals... and I said "no, not really"
My only real goal is number go up, but I didn't want to say that out loud

>>55493974
-$6

>>55494345
I know a ton of people (some even personally) are doing all sorts of wacky spreads on AMC around the court decision. Like selling a calendar spread to fund puts. Would explain why the whole option complex for AMC is bagongas

>>55494288
You have a real bank or are you in Florida?

>>55494415
Uh... I have a real bank, and I'm not in Florida...
Idk the question... What about Florida?

>>55494435
They got narco banks that operate differently than traditional banks

I got headfaked by the lunchtime pump again.

Alright, I will give it to the guy who posted this last Sunday. We are in fact lower than we were a week ago. Some -1% wojak face energy though.

>>55494439
Oh... no. My bank is HQed in one of the Mid-Atlantic states. Funnily.. opened accounts with them when I was in college, but I don't live anywhere near there anymore and there aren't any branches in my state at all. They've been slowly acquiring failing regional banks though... so it's only a matter of time I guess.

so what kind of cushion do we have between oil running up and the market crashing? two-three months?

>>55494023
now that's what I call bidenomics! America is back baby!

Today was the most normal market behaviour

>>55494287
and it was officially announced when they changed the definition of a recession to announce that we are not in a recession.

its friday anons, you know what that means.

inflation is transitory > oh shit its not
mild recession/soft landing > ???

>>55494486
normal for a major crash yes

>>55494504
OK BOBO, I GOT YOU, I'M SHORT MYSELF. STOP IT WITH THIS IMAGE

sure would be a shame if some war shit happened over the weekend

>>55494545
war is boring no one cares anymore. russia can take ukraine at this point and the public wouldnt care.

>>55494223
idk, there was a thread about it they guessed 5-10x since they have assets worth more than their marketcap but we'll see

>>55494504
delet this

>>55494504
Bro the shapes are the same!!!

smg anons' portfolios were what was transitory all along

>>55494664
And we are selling off the same way too while you are getting left holding bags!

>>55494683
Totally!!! The whole economy is definitely crashing!!! For real this time!!!

everyone who thought they were smart buying calls at the close are in for a rude awakening monday morning

>>55494688
>when you buy the dip but it keeps dipping

Imagine being a bull heading into the Greatest Depression lmao.

>>55494504
hey shape autist where is this huge dip in your predicted shape???
Is it possible past patterns don’t dictate future performance?? Cant be…

>>55494757
>>55494757
>>55494757

>>55493688
Lmao