/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55487955
Hi OP, I made that image.
While it measured correlation, it didn't detrend or adjust for seasonality, and it was only a snapshot in time, and values can drift.
tldr, it looks pretty but it's horseshit and not great

>>55483579
thoughts?

>>55487970
even if that is true you should never admit it

Anyone bullish on mattel ?

Reminder Jerome is no longer relevant nor data nor earnings.

What's your excuse for not DCAing into SOXL and TQQQ?

>>55488006
im too busy dcaing into USD and QLD instead

>>55487999
its almost like the market is made up of individual companies who stock is continuously bought but an increasing number of investors causing it to only go up long term

>>55488006
vanguard won't let me buy and I am too lazy to move brokerages + I am waiting on oil to do a thing and the market to correct a bit before moving into tech again

>>55487974
Okay fine, I didn't make it. It was all a ruse.
The person who made it is a misguided retard, and you should NOT follow his advice

>>55488020
the vast majority of publicly listed stocks go to $0

>>55488031
We don't get a lot of effort posting here, I intend to keep this like a macaroni art project hung up on the fridge.

>>55488006
increasing fears we're in the twilight of american hegemony

>>55488058
no other country on earth is even remotely situated to overtake us

>>55487955
I though smg "meant" Suck My Gonads

>>55488043
the market is only the 30, 500 or 3300 of the largest companies sport

>>55488061
Nobody was in a position to overtake Rome either, they just collapsed into ineffectual balkanized shittery because their military stopped functioning

>>55488067
"the market" is really only 7 companies as of late

captcha: 2048PH
Just interesting that i managed to get a power of 2 I guess.

>>55488065
Close.
Suck My Garloid

>>55488058
>China slowing down
>Europe going full stagnation mode
>US economy keeps beating expectations
I'm actually more worried about the rest of the world more than America these days, they have plenty of their own problems but they seem relatively less fucked. From an investment standpoint I've recently only been buying American stocks just because I feel like I can't trust Europe or China worth half a damn and every other country is hardly a blip on the radar. India might be something someday but they're lagging China by about 15 years just because of how late their economic reforms were so they're going to be playing catch up for quite a while still.

>>55488121
Cleanest dirty shirt, baby.

>>55488006
What's a good ratio between those two?

Bull thesis is liquidity is fine because banks are free to loan out more money because nogs love paying their bills. SOFI must be killing it right now

>>55488052
>Honey! Honey, look!
>D'aww, our little wolf of wall street thinks he's beating the market.
>Go get 'em, tiger!
>I TOLD you I'm not a tiger, I'm a BEAR!

>>55488215
How do you get 250k of debt without being a doctor or lawyer afterwards.

why is only jerome blocked from profiting off insider knowledge but other politicians are free to profit off insider knowledge at will?

So are you buying individual stocks or all in on index funds?

VVIX.

Why do the birds stop chirping.

>>55488295
index

>>55488283
6 second video of a negative interaction with police, short municipal bonds now

>>55488291
My dude you should look at when Fed board members sold in 21.

>>55488301
because sir asked kindly

>>55488006
>380 KB
>What's your excuse for not DCAing into SOXL and TQQQ?
I would rather use options and PM because I'm not a dumb dumb/poorfag. Also the standard deviation of SOXX is too high to support a 3x leveraged ETF long term. The underlying (SOXX) has actually outperformed SOXL over the past 5 years. As for QQQ, it historically doesn't support 3x daily leverage long term (although 2x is fine).

Are you people taking any risks? Hail marys? Or Bogle hear all the way thru?

People are still shooting off fireworks. Bullish for America.

>>55487983
Bump

I bought dinner at the KR prepared foods section again... I ran the numbers, and that will bump up the KR stock price by 1/1000000000 of a %

Also I still can't find my zip ties

>>55488343
I don't know anything about the company or where it is going. Do you think that the barbie movie will be the kind of hit the sonic movies are? Do they have an in on some transformer toys that don't suck?

>>55488391
do kids these days even have cool cartoons that sell them cool shit? I kind of miss zoids.

>>55488295
msft

>>55488337
msft

>>55488006
msft

>>55485966
>If you're smart you'll never bother with anything but futures
Whats a good resource to start with anon?

>>55488006

>>55488331
Does anyone have a counter towards anon's arguments?

>>55488435
idk but Eyelash there is hot.

>>55488435
I think I explained this to /smg/mechanic a couple weeks ago. Pic related shows that SPY can take 3x daily leverage long term, and QQQ can do 2x. Why are they different? QQQ normally has higher volatility (you can look at IV, HV, standard deviation etc). It gets hurt more due to volatility drag. Current SPY implied volatility is 16, QQQ is 21, and SOXX is 29. So at best SOXX can take 2x daily leverage long term. That said, a 200 MA strategy or something similar might be effective. But I would stick with options for leverage

$TUP is gonna run easy swing

The rally is fading. I can feel it. Gonna fire at Nvda tomorrow before close. Early retirement play. Wish me luck

Can we discuss GME here? Our baker is asleep

I'm feeling hopeless.
I have a well paid job in my 3rd world shithole, but want to buy my own house, yet prices still won't go down. plus, I've tried a few get rich quick schemes and only ended up losing money.
I'm too brainlet for stocks, I don't know shit about the economy, how companies operate or anything. was just looking at >>55487971 and I have no clue how to recognize if it's a scam or not.
I need to make sure I get out of poverty forever and to avoid the middle class trap, but I feel like I'm ngmi.

>>55488594
also, thanks for reading my blog.

>>55488527
Thank you for the detailed reply. Seems like QLD would be the superior choice compared to TQQQ based on what you shared.

I just checked and my hometown with population of just over ONE THOUSAND people has three banks
What the fuck
>>55488627
QLD4LYFE

>>55488006
lul
are you me from back when my account was 270k?

>>55488071
There's actually quite a bit of debate on what caused Rome to fall exactly. There's a good thesis out there (I forget the name) claiming that Rome was indeed buck broken by Germans and was prosperous before-hand.
T. History major

>>55488594
prices will probably never go down. The only get rich quick schemes that work are the lottery and gambling, but you are probably not lucky. Wealth is built up through investing over long periods. The way to make it to the upper class is to build a scalable business, but if you cant recognize a scam, you are not smart enough to do this. Best thing you can do is live frugally and invest as much as you can into sp500 index funds and send your children to good schools and universities and leave them as much money as you can when you die and start off a multigenerational wealth household.

>>55488627
No problem anon. WAGMI.

>>55488527
Beware, that the conclutions in this paper is counting on a market, that has enough return to overcome volatility drag. In this crab market it might not be.

I invested into 3x Leveraged Cash Ticker Symbol: DOSH

when will the dip happen

My Biotech is getting fucked already. Where’s the bottom

>>55488594
Can't you do a trade that makes a big amount of money
Like plumbing
And use a good financial advisor perhaps instead of investing yourself

Threadly reminder that the market isn't going up, the USD shitcoin is going to zero.

-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate (parasitic transfer of resources from income earners to oligarchs).

John Rocker, are you here? This could be you
>How to Make Money by Losing $300,000 a Year on Slot Machines
>Millions of people tune in to see others tackle the casino mainstay. ‘It’s fun to watch somebody else play with their money while you’re sitting on your couch drinking a beer.’
https archive ph / SDmDp

>>55488589
>Can we discuss GME here?
What is there to discuss? The BBBY saga turned into another nothing burger and besides that nothing else is going on which is why the threads are dead as fuck lately. DRS numbers have stalled, the NFT market place is a bust, and RC clearly doesn't give a fuck. And why would he? He is already a billionaire and his stock investors are blind and loyal retards supporting him regardless of what he does (or doesn't).

Any actual discussion of the stock is shut down by shills and angry cultist holders (who are deep in the red) who accidentally work together in scaring away genuine conversation between people which is why all the old DD writers left. Meanwhile, reddit /r/superstonk has been compromised for a while now and /r/DRSyourGME got shutdown because the people running it doxxed a bunch of people like morons.

RC got lucky that last year the stock market was in the shitter but now that things are picking up he better fucking get on it with as otherwise people are going to dump GME and look into other investments.

>>55488701
The most valuable twitch streamer was a live streamer who did slots, he got a 300 million a year contract from a gambling site.

>>55488283
Scams

>>55488691
>Can't you do a trade that makes a big amount of money
no need for that, I'm a tech fag

>>55488701
maybe I should buy slot machines, but I'd feel like shit for the dumb, desperate people wasting their money there...

>tfw I just found out I'm having a son, and not a daughter (imagine raising a girl so they can just get fucked by people like fat hands... Gross.)
>just got a payout for ~$25,000CAD
>about to start a Youtube channel, that will btfo Rocker
Life is so fucking good lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO ELSE *AGAIN* IS BUYING MOS AND NTR?!?!!?
ME! BUT WHO ELSE??

Everything is getting extremely expensive, while my wage is not keeping up with inflation. I don't know if I can take it anymore bros

>>55488627
>>55488527
Sure thing boomer, you got it all figured out lmao

I have solved the stock market.

>>55488774
Have you tried spending less, or making more $? I understand that it may be tragic, but sometimes it be like that.

>>55488786
>cum return

What the FUCK happened yesterday?
My folio is down by 5%

>>55487955
that is not green that is yellow

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55488774
>go to boss
>ask for raise
>there are 400k more jobs than people looking for them
>if you are producing value for you company, your boss will give it to you
>if not, find a new job

>>55488800
checked
Probably nothing. Keep buying calls
>>55488806
It's technically, mostly 'Electric Lime' which is technically a shade of yellow-green.
Sorry to correct you, sweaty

>>55488781
What about when you have a 2000/2008 style crash?

>>55488829
Do you actually know what a covered call is? During a bear market, covered calls have the worst performance because you have all the downsides of the underlying but you have almost no upside during the bear rallies and bounces

>>55488821
>400k more jobs*
part-time, close to minimum wage retail slave

>>55488835
I'm not talking about covered calls bruh

>>55488840
QYLD is a covered call ETF you fucking braindead nigger faggot zoomer piece of trash

>>55488844
>QYLD
Bro we are talking about TQQQ and QLN. What the fuck you are talking about?

Anyway filtered

>>55488838
the boomers retired last year on average and were the largest generation in history, gen x who is taking their place is the smallest, they are experiencing the highest wage growth in history and millenials are by extension because they are filling the surplus. Its not just low end retail, its everything

>>55488589
Sure, I’m down for another clown to laugh at.
When did you finally realize that you’re retarded and bought the bags, you dumbass?

do you think its fairly safe to stay long until at least Aug? apparently some anons think NVDA will miss earnings which may be catalyst for market correction + fomc hikes etc

Almost had a nervous breakdown after work today. I'm juggling trying to get these kids that work for me trained so they can take over the business while also making sure the owner who is a mentor to me also doesn't lose his business. We ended up getting a complaint today over a lab that wasn't swept. I said I would take care of it. Shortly after I found out for the second day in a row we weren't able to get into one of the buildings we clean because the badge reader in the buildings were malfunctioning. So the building has gone 2 days without being cleaned. To make matters worse, I was so stressed out over this I ended up sweeping the wrong lab. So the people are going to show up to work tomorrow and see that after they filed a complaint we still didn't fix the problem. That means overall when I wake up tomorrow i'm probably going to have like 12 scathing emails of random employees at this account all trying to rip my head off with my boss also sending me an email ripping my head off. If you're a NEET, never enter the work force. I'm incredibly good at handling pressure but it's got to a point where if mess up the tiniest little thing I get fucking crucified for it. I'm constantly on edge because of this. Thank fuck i'm done with this job at the end of August but there is no way to exit a contract with a company as big as the one I manage without leaving a trail of dead bodies on my way out destroying my reputation in the process. NEETs, stay NEETs. Life in the workforce is awful. Stay home and play vidya for as long as you can. The money isn't worth it. Thank fuck alcohol exists. It calmed my nerves and has calmed me down.

>>55488970
Same thing happened to me

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>55488980
Care to elaborate?

>>55488970
Wageslaves make the same mistake over and over= caring about business and even worse, caring about a business which isnt even theirs

>>55488970
john-chan get a new job it doesnt pay well enough for that fuckery

>>55488987
Just the parts you feel are the same. I didn't read your post.

20k in physical precious metals
60k in stocks mainly US U.K. and Brazilian equities
5k bitcoin
5k cash
Will I make it bros?

>>55488990
Generally speaking, I normally wouldn't give two shits. But the owner is my friends dad, and he's been very very good to me over the years. He is 70 years old and I just want to exit on a good note. I rarely fuck things up ever, but when I do, it's almost always on a day when I CAN'T fuck something up. It's a goddamn curse. The silver lining of this all is no matter what I do after, nothing will be as mentally or emotionally challenging as this ever again. Never ever work for a small business. If you're good at what you do, they will lean on you and blame you for every mistake that goes wrong. This gives you infinite power, but also infinite stress.

Tou Americans have nothing to complain about, your markets are holding up incredibly well....I'm aussie and our market has dropped 4% this week.....your market frops 1% and you all cry about it like retards

>>55489000
You learn more at a small company and if you work smarter and harder you have the potential of reaping off the growth of that company.

>>55488998
>$32k precious metals
>$25k in stocks (lost $15k in retard trades)
>$75k in crypto
>$15K in cash
>$30k in vehicles
No, we will not make it. Put that $60k 50/50 into SOXL and TQQQ during the next big drop and keep it in there for 16 years and you'll make it.
Me? I will never make it after the mistakes I have made. Mentally, I will never recover.
How old are you?

>>55489016
I'm doing great /smg/, thanks for asking.

>>55488992
I already have a new job lined up. I'm just trying to carve a path for the people I leave behind so that their lives aren't ruined on my departure. It doesn't help my sister was diagnosed as bipolar, destroyed her marriage because of it, and we later found out she's a drug addict and is now in rehab. My brother is just finished battling cancer and has to essentially work for cash under the table and live in poverty to keep his medicaid because he still needs to go in for testing to make sure the cancer doesn't come back. My parent's are retired and I am seen as the rock in my family. I don't normally crack very easily, but I don't have anyone to turn to when shit gets real like this and it's sort of coming to a head at this moment. I never dreamed in a million years that so many peoples lives would depend on me. In the past, I would normally just change my number and run away, but you can't run away forever. You have to face your problems head on, but god damnit man i'm tired.

>>55489016
I’m 33, also I have a 30k vehicle but I didn’t count as an asset that as I see it as a piece of work equipment that costs me money to run and maintain

>>55489023
why is it your responsibility to take care of these new people?!

>>55489028
Because he works for a small company run by a family friend you dumb mongoloid jackass.

>>55489026
I count mine because it's more of a collector vehicle for me that I can sell if I needed to, I also have probably about $6k in guns and $4k in ammo.
I need more assets and money, nothing will ever satisfy me until I can afford to pay off a house

>>55489028
It's a young 18 year old girl and her 22 year old boyfriend. There are two of the sweetest human beings i've ever met. They both grew up in foster care. Neither graduated high school. This is it for them. If this doesn't work out for them, I don't know what will become of them. This is god's greatest test for me. After this, my life will likely be on easy mode because the job i'm moving to next is a nepotism paradise. My 2 cousins and my aunt are DEEP in the company and by me joining, we will be 4 deep. We will essentially take over the business via a hostile takeover. I will show no mercy to anyone when I get there and I will have my moment in the sun. But damnit I have to make this work for the people I leave behind. I have to make this work, and I believe I can. I just have to handle the pressure better.

>>55489047
I have enough to pay off my house. Guess what? You'll never be satisfied.

>>55489058
>You'll never be satisfied.
That is my biggest fear. Maybe I'll switch jobs and become a truck driver and live in my cab

>>55489058
>>55489062
Pfft, so what? Never being satisfied is part of life. It's all about the never ending heroes journey with higher peaks and lower valleys. You think you know what pain is now, oh boy you haven't even begun to feel it in all of its gory glory. Remember, a tree that has branches that can reach heaven has roots that can reach hell as well.

>>55489062
On the 4th I was invited to a my friend's friend's house for drinks and fireworks. When I got there this guy had a beautiful house, 3 four wheelers, a polaris gator, a beautiful property, and a wonderful family. My friends brother lives down the way out in the country so we hopped in the gator and he drove me to his house. He also had a beautiful house with a nice property. He's also younger than me. For a split second all of my insecurities showed themselves at once. I realized that I have made every wrong turn in life I could ever make. I've never wanted to jam a pistol in my mouth and pull the trigger more than after that night. There is really no going back in life.

>>55488006
your picture is not DCA it is lump sum lmao

>>55489081
You are still alive aren't you? You can't change the past so why torment yourself with regret and wanting to change things you can't? You become a stronger person in spite of your set backs and be gentle with yourself for your mistakes were still yours to make, learn from them.

>>55489092
You're probably right. I just feel like i'm not being utilized properly in this world. I can handle stress and pressure considerably better than most of the population. Just wish I knew how to apply it properly. Hoping this new job gives me those opportunities to thrive.

>>55489100
Have you ever heard of the Chinese farmer's parable? It's a good short read about having the right perspective in life. Your new job will come with new opportunities but make sure you are also growing outside of the work place. I have seen people who were fuck ups turn their life around in a matter of a few years and trust me anon you are no where close to how fucked up they were. I'm talking rock bottom alcoholism and debt with no career prospects at all until they began making better choices in life.

Yields...

>>55489080
I hope when I die I get to be pinhead to inflict the pain I have felt on all of the privileged little shits that get to live on easy street.

>>55488970
so I’m thinking about running ads because the climb from 10k to 100k subs looks like an absolute slog, and the monetization only comes out to a whole fucking $1/day at my current size

>>55489125
At least you're making money you little twink nigger. Speaking of living life on easy street...

>>55489108
>be me, righteous man living near the border
>For no reason, my horse ran off into mexico
>Everyone feels sorry for me
dad.docx
>"Who knows if that won't bring you good luck?"
>Several months later
>horse came back with a group of good mexican horses
>Everyone congratulates me
>father.hdf5
>"Who knows if that won't bring you bad luck?"
>be me, mounted with joy riding new horses
>fall and brake leg
>Everyone feels sorry for me
>old-man.csv
>"Who knows if that won't bring you good luck?"
>One year later
>the mexicans invade
>Adult men strung up their bows and went into battle
>Nine out of ten border residents killed, except me because broken leg
>me and dad both survive
>Hence: Bad luck brings good luck and good luck brings bad luck.
>This happens without end
>and nobody can estimate it.

>>55489132
Kek this sounds like the Texan parable

>>55489125
>The climb from 10k to 100k subs looks like an absolute slog
Maybe make better content you nigger

A little birdie told me to stockpile essential consumables that are made in china, like toothbrushes.

>>55489164
Why haven't you already? Thanks to Costco I'm stocked up on everything.

>>55489164
If you have an electric toothbruth it's absolutely worth it to buy the chink knockoff brushes on amazons. They are a tenth the price of the name brand and it's the same thing.

uh oh spaghettios the futures are curling back over in the general direction of hell

STFU about the news. My whole trading strategy is centered around never giving a shit about CNBC or Bloomberg or yields, whatever the hell those are.
So I don't wanna hear about how this or that is performing. Idiots.

>>55489221

>>55489242
Oh look at that, it's dropping even lower. What a shocking turn of events!

We are all already dead

Europe red again, like clock work.....Europe is dragging the other markets down

where can I download that CSV? in OP pic rel

>futures

fuck is going on here?

>>55489282
SCOTUS lynched the bank bailout liquidity was already drying up and taking profit and holding bonds looks like a better play than holding.

>>55489053
i thought the youngsters wanted to buy the business. i also thought you were already out of it and the boss closed shop? did you sis leave your place already, im assuming yes because you are making the tard vids again

>>55489292
>SCOTUS lynched the bank bailout
sauce

>>55489282
that's all me shorting

I don't understand the logistics behind a stock exchange. Can I subway down tomorrow to the NYSE and bid my best on a share of COKE? Are they going to give me a piece of paper? How's this work?

>>55489324
>Are they going to give me a piece of paper?
You can, in fact, request a physical certificate of shares from your broker. Lean hog pickup is around back at the loading dock.

>>55489332
Do I need a broker? I want to trade like they do it in the movies, if that makes sense.

>Lean hog pickup is around back at the loading dock.
I don't get it

we pump

>>55489335
He wants his lean porker in your rear loading dock.

>>55489081
>beautiful house, 3 four wheelers, a polaris gator, a beautiful property
This sounds like a lot of debt. I’m not knocking buying these things but they can trap you into a job as well. Don’t envy these people too much.

>>55489335
>Do I need a broker?
You need an account with a brokerage. To buy shares you put money in your account and then you buy them on the webpage there usually during market hours.

>>55489336

>>55489159
The nature of the content that I do makes it inherently unbinge-able in the way that propels channels like MrBeast, penguinz0, or Pewdiepie, you dumb toothless nigger.

My channel is already easily clearing the bar for “success” in terms of what experienced youtubers would consider it to be, but in order for any kind of explosive growth to occur in my niche, those who achieve it have clearly run ads and I’ve usually also seen the ads myself.
It explains why most of the larger channels in my niche are run by some kind of business rather than individuals

>>55489352
I have a Fidelity brokerage account.
>buy them on the webpage there usually during market hours.
No. I don't want to do this. I'm asking if I can show up to Wall street tomorrow and buy or sell shares the old fashioned way. Do I need a specific type of brokerage account? I'm having trouble finding concrete information online.

>>55489128
>At least you're making money
>life on easy street
it’s literally a singular dollar per day AND now I have to fill out taxes for the $150 that I’d get to keep per year after the government takes their half.
I’d honestly maybe rather just turn the fucking ads off so that I don’t have to worry about that shit, but then it’d probably hurt how much the algorithm pushes my shit

>>55489307
No loan forgiveness through "heroes" program so next path takes 12 months and is going to involve community organizers so it's going to be a shit show. Pretty big news, check SoFi computer

>>55489379
That amount can be considered hobby income.

>>55489377
are you above the age of 67 or below 18?

Pre-market opens in less than 15 minutes. What will happen?

>>55489357
What is you’re niche anyway?

>>55489401
Contagion

>>55489406
I pluck hairs from my asshole on camera.

>>55489387
>image
bruh fuck is that?

>>55488970
>warnings: unheeded
>consequences: suffered
>lessons: sorely learned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4

>>55489357
>>55489379
Just pivot your channel like Niko Avocado did and get rich by showing us your asshole.

>>55489401
muted red until unemployment rate comes out at 3.7-3.8 and we short squeeze to end the week

>>55488337
NCLH, buying calls when this pullback is over and might buy more stock(probably not)

>>55489433
Two more weeks until the squizzle squozzles my fellow ape.

>>55489393
>That amount can be considered hobby income
it’s too much fucking work too justify the income payout.
it’s like getting paid a dollar every time you go fishing for 3-5 hours, but the jew institutes like IRS breath down your neck while you collect that dollar bill, as opposed to being some kinda “fun under-the-table un-reportable cash-only tips for restaurant waiters” or whatever

>>55489406
pandering to Durgesh and answering his many doubts

>>55489426
kek I’m thinking about also just kicking off an unmonetizable clips channel just to get a feel for how different legitimately bingeable content is

>>55489399
So I can't hold up a waiver with my ask price anymore?

>>55489377
>I'm asking if I can show up to Wall street tomorrow and buy or sell shares the old fashioned way
No you may not

>>55489469
>So I can't hold up a waiver with my ask price anymore?
>>>/fit/

So /smg/bros, we're still BULLISH right?
No downward revision even though Fed might hike more, earnings are coming up, and we've had a big run right?

Just want earnings season to start so my picks can either be vindicated or proven wrong.

>>55488337
I won small on a trade today cause I held on to it too long and wanted to scale out. Shit's choppy as fuck now so I'm just going to take all the money out at a nice number

>>55489493
>>>>/fit/
Huh? Are you implying I'm fat? Or that I'd fit in better with the faggots on /cbt/? Why are you younkers so short on words?

>>55489377
You can either call a conpany and try to purchase sshares from them (impossible), call a bank that a company is using as an intermediate, or you can get shares in the ssecondary market (this is it)

Shares in the ssecondary market are sold to retall through brokkers, who themselves go through a clearlng house to mannage risk.

Make an acount at a boom-er retall broker and phone them to place you are order (dialer app on your smartphone can make calls).
Then you can scream them you are order just like in teh movles.

>No new rides for Disney's 100th anniversary

https://www.wdwmagic.com/other/d23/news/06jul2023-disney-announces-more-details-for-destination-d23-2023,-with-attraction-announcements-seeming-less-likely.htm

Jesus Christ this company is in major deep shit if they can't even put out fucking park rides anymore, let alone good animated movies...I'm shorting their stocks asap.

>>55489523
desu they'll probably be kept alive with ESG bucks, rumours of buying their own tickets for their shit movies have been going on for years

If I'm being genuinely honest with this general. This video is the only thing that has been keeping me.going for the last couple of years. My wife and children are all I have, and they keep me fighting everyday.

https://youtu.be/FuHVAL9WhAI

>>55489519
Thank you.
>who themselves go through a clearlng house to mannage risk.
As embarrassing as it is, I have a criminal record under my name. Do you think this will will get by the screening process?

>>55489534
Didn't they do that with shit like Captain Marvel and that crappy Little Mermaid remake too? Really makes one think KEK.

>>55489540
If it's white collar crime, you might get a waiver on your margin account and options trading approval process

We are back at where I bought soxs again. Expect a poomper today.

GuMo eurobros,
why is the DAX so fucking gay?

where can i download the CSV at op? and can i contribute?

Been thinking about Bloomberg anon...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSBiplT9pi8&feature=share

>>55489267
>>55489577
+1 do you share this?

Red or green today?

>>55489585
Why the long face?
She looks OK, not ugly just kind of a big face. Wouldn't reproduce with her but she's good enough for sex.

Jeff Bezos tongues my anus

>>55489585
thats a man (female)

>>55489458
I had my IRS rules mixed up. Hobby income is actually worse because you cannot deduct hobby expenses. That rule will change in a few years though.

The more i day-trade the more i prefer the 15min time-frame.

>>55489681
It's a trap, but I get it.
When I was doing the bitcoin day trading meme, only the 1 min chart would hit my dopamine center. You want to know if you win or lose quickly, so you can learn soemthing and try again!

Two main problems:
- As a retail trader, the fees will murder you
- You miss all the big moves by being too twitchy

>>55489700
>fees
Can't you find a feeless broker?

>>55487970
Is that basically what can be called a spectrogram, with a sliding analysis window? Are you looking for correlations as parts of the image or just the single vertical strips (spectra)?

>>55489706
Then they just screw harder with your order execution, but you're still chasing pennies for high risk, while getting bad order execution against bots who get good execution and can buy your order flow in real time

I'm not saying it's impossible to make money that way, just that it's a trap.
It's a trap because it feels good, but you're at a disadvantage.
The saying is to never go into a fair fight. But going into a fight at a disadvantage, just because it scratches your gambling addiction itch? yeah.

I bought TR28, 6% UK gilt that matures in 2028. Is there any particular reason it's going down in value? Is the market pricing in gilts being issued at higher interest?

A jew got me sick and ruined half my vacation. How do I financially recover from this?

>>55489719
beatings will continue until moral improves and were stuck on 8% so moral has a long way to improve

>>55489715
Fair, yeah it is pretty rigged. I do a bit of swing trading to try to get my averages down while staying 70-90% invested, not trying to squeeze pennies on short term trades fighting against bots. I lost a bit of money trying to gamble with leverage over the years ($700ish on stocks, $2-3k on crypto) so I don't use too much risk any more.

>>55489738
Maybe I should put it in an ETF then. This is just dry powder so I can average down if there's a crash/big correction.

>>55489740
I pretty much do the same, and similar story.
I made good gains this year by catching the 2022 knife, and I'm trying to get smart and prudent now.
Better to be a year from now with modestly more profits than end the year losing my gains gambling.

Where can you buy the CSV chart in OP pic rel?

Yeah the 1min TF is awful. I tried 3 and 5 too and I just suck at it.

>all these cancerous daytraders talking about muh candles
top signal

>>55489700
1m is way too silly unless you're doing super leveraged scalps. I get your point though but missing the big moves is how to protect yourself from chop

>>55489792
It's a meme, but I'm unironically really good at putting limits RIGHT on the local top or bottom, and the 1 min is lovely for that
I enjoy having a filled order that just floats above the 30min line chart, because that data point just got smoothed out.

Not that super leveraged scalps are good ideas, but even for normal swing trading, if you can eat .1% here and there, I'll take it.

EUbros we are healing. I fully expect the US to be in the blue as well. This minor setback is gonna get completely retraced today and on Monday, 2 ez.
The big tech is still advancing and ended up in the green yesterday. Bobos have no real power anymore

What the fuck happened to yields while I wasnt looking?

>>55487955
>>55487970
how do I profit from this?
also grey and white are mixed up in the image
and why are Uranium/Gold/Silver negatively correlated with VIX? they usually are a safe haven when vola spikes, unless something like covid happens and people start to liquidate safe assets for cash

>>55487970
I'm surprised there's such little correlation between SPY and DXY desu

>>55489853
>in the blue

>>55489787
I like candles though.

>short term: temperatures peaked last week and are heading down over the next week
>mid term: this summer is hotter than last year
>longer term: next four years will be warm during the summer
It's BOILing for me.

>buy index funds
>outperform 70% of all traders

its that easy huh

>>55489899
thats not what correlation measures.When two assets have a correlation of +1, they are considered to be perfectly correlated, resulting in their returns consistently being either above or below their mean return simultaneously.

>>55490061
cope

>>55490061
>Pick stock of tech company that has unusually dense distribution of talented people
>99th percentile of traders by YoY % return
In my lane. Just like the IQ tests forecasted

Where can I get investopedia courses for free?

>>55490061
sadly yes
actively managed funds fail a crazy rate like 95% of the time

>>55490079
u described positive correlation (A up, B up)
negative correlation is the same with a minus in front (when A up, B is down)
no correlation means no statistical relationship (A up, B whatever)

>>55489787
Line masterrace checking in.
Candlefags can all move to Canada.

Can someone explain Bidenomics to me? From my understanding it's you let in 20 or 40 million illegals enter the country and spend trillions of money you don't have and everyone pays their fair share through inflation?

>>55490282
no my guy, thats not the case. correlation measure the degree to which the returns deviate above or below their mean at the same time. Pic rel has a pearson of 0.99

>>55490302
Sorry bud we're full

>>55490309
>Fuck with China
>Open borders
>Flood the market with REE, Chip and Renewables subsidies

Something like that. And yes they will continue to run a massive deficit even though that is inflationary

>>55490309
It's centered on three things.
Education makes people more productive, and able to produce higher value work items. On the flip side, it's unamerican and not like gosh intended.
Then there's public infrastructure, because that's a multiplicative force. If you're in a shithole and cars can barely drive down the street without breaking, internet barely functions, and people have mass depression due to dysfunction, the economy slows down proportionately. Investing in a multiplcative factor that smooths out things.
And finally market competition. Top down government control like some kind of communist bureaucracy, because it turns out big companies can get powerful enough to challenge governments, and that's kinda bad for most people, including governments

Also friendshoring and whatnot, because the China situation is a clusterfuck

>>55490321
This guy is a Canadian because he says sorry bud we're full and not fuck off we're full. Bless you, leaf.

BABA Barons... we're coming home.

>>55490335
They closed the fucking schools and now the children are dumber than ever, the fucking bridges are collapsing left and right, then what was the last thing? Market competition? Is this like if you like your bank you can keep your bank?

>>55489207
Confirmed. I've been running a cheap ass electric toothbrush for a few years now that's just as good as the fancy expensive one I had before and it probably did only cost 1/10th as much.

>>55490377
>They closed the fucking schools and now the children are dumber than ever
Unfortunate. Widely recognized as a bad move, in retrospect.

>the fucking bridges are collapsing left and right, then what was the last thing? Market competition? Is this like if you like your bank you can keep your bank?
I guess that's why they're trying to address those.
Wouldn't have any interesting work to do if it weren't a problem, I reckon

>>55490309
it's simple. the best economy ever has been built by Biden. bidenomics is just to maintain it.

Art's hard lads but predicting market conditions is harder. Not seeing "recession" while the goy still has bread and circuses.

UP OR DOWN

Shills cling to the word baggot
I'll just call them all faggot
Remember the time
when- Fuck yeah, i still do
If data speaks for itself,
then this all must be true
2 more weeks
I still get more powerful
Hardcore sneeds
And the citadel towers fall.
Playing the game allnight,
with daemons on my side
They're looking like
braindead frogs
Kenny's booking fake
spineless nogs
Overclocked, Stressed out
whimping like a puppy,
i train karate, still lucky
This game's still going
The gain's still flowing
This will be your
unholy undoing
Kenneth give up
Your kvetching
and jewing

>>55490483
Everytime, they forget about crab. (but probably up)

long or short index over weekend?

>>55490500
>he doesn't know
you stupid or something?

8 minutes before the apocalypse

Guys, powell just called me. He said line go down. Im sorry guys but line go down now. He said tesla earnings killed everything. :(

>>55490511
what data is coming out this time?

>>55488215
>be black
>try to act smart and study
>you're actually retarded and accumulate lifelong debt
LMAO

>>55490517
But they didn't earned yet?

>>55490483
Down

Is capitalism a death cult? The first truly individualist generation (boomers) was happy to blow up their countries both in the pollution and migration sense. As long as line go up. Even 'based' countries like Hungary and Italy are addicted to immigration, because line go up. This level of economic activity seems untenable

>>55490519
Same as yesterday but less sketchy
So some people are hoping it won't be as bad

>>55489164
An electric toothbrush is an amazing investment. It'll save you so much fucking money in the longrun, just remember to replace toothbrush heads when you feel it's a bit rough.

>>55490536
See pic rel

>>55490536
capitalism was created with the british revolution. There is nothing new with the boomers, except they were part of the non-bourgeoisie for once. And the goal of capitalism is to make the peasants adopt the bourgeois mores about sex, and money, ie cooming at night and earning money during the day, expect ofc that the peasants have to work instead of being trust fund babies.

>>55490536
What does capitalism mean exactly? I see people throw out the term with very different meanings. Isn't it just the theory that society will adept to suply and demand?

we did it

Aren't the numbers contraicting yesterday? LMAO

>>55490549
I take it to mean integrated market economy based around private property and modern finance (capital investment)

>>55490564
Too many fancy words, i have no idea what that means

bullshit ass market going green again

>>55490527
They earned last sunday

CAM ON TESLA
CAM ON TESLA
SCORE SOME FACKIN' PAMPS

>>55490562
Yeah, the source for yesterday's digits is notoriously unreliable

we knew what we were getting today because of yesterdays numbers
i guess it was an engineered dump for a bigger pump
unless right now is a last minute exit pump for a bigger dump
but we havent seen a red friday in a billion years and the market will never go down so

>>55490585
but why

>>55490580
hell yes brother
we are gonna make it

>>55490584
norf eft wen

>>55490573
Think of it as line must go up economy, because in this economy people get ahead by turning stuff into more stuff, so in aggregate you always want to add more people, consume more resources, increase productivity, until it all blows up

>he doubted the permabulls
>he waited for the bear market to invest
OH NONONONONO

>>55489080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtMXRQaBmSI

>>55490590
Please don't (You) me with that /pol/brain
It's off topic and lowbrow. I can feel my positions getting dumber just by proximity.

this is all dubious looking action though
only meme tech and namely nvda pumped
dunno whats gonna happen today

how do I invest in anime?

Yo, less new jobs is bullish, cause less costs for companies, we be bullin, YOOOOOOOO

>>55490613
its too late and you dont want to catch that falling knife

>>55490616
no see its the same cost for companies they just have to pay more per job to fill positions because inflation is breaking everything lol

Jimmy john's summer wraps are great.

>>55490616
Less jobs means less expense on welfare for minimum wage workers.

lmao, that's one schizo market

l m a o at the reversal
not something you see everyday
someone just got butt fucked, probably covered their short on news release, now sitting looking at their monitors going FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>55490643
Do you see this person when you look in the mirror?

Bullniggers…

>>55490643
OH OH, IT'S GOING UUUUUP, THE SLURP BEGINS

>>55490321
Looks like you're gonna have to plow the arctic and make some room.

>futures

>>55490643
thats not really how it works
a lot of times theres a quick algo pump that leads into entering heavy shorts since its easier for the action to snowball after a quick spike

WOO WOO WHIPSAW MARKET BABY LETS GO HERES THE EXCITEMENT BACK IN THE MARKET

Happy Friday everybody. Looks like today's going to be one of those low volume, everybody is on vacation kind of days.

>>55490646
I have been that person, years ago in my trading career, who would immediately react to a big news release thinking that "if it gaps up, it will keep running" "if it gaps down, it will keep running" mentality; so I can imagine that there are thousands out there who at this very moment are doing the same
>>55490654
"sell the news / take profits" is the main mechanism by algos is the main mechanism for sharp moves on news releases; where if the news met expectations even if it is good news, the news will trigger their algos to reduce their position size and decrease risk

How bad was this ADP bullshit lmao completely wrong

GULP

>>55490661
stop changing trip and evading my filter

>>55490661
Do algorithms take vacations?
Why the fuck does 4chan think this is spam, fucking gay

>>55490320
wtf, that example in the graph is some extreme jewish kikery, imagine how many goys could be scammed by selling them "perfectly correlated" assets which actually go in different directions

so a negative correlation of Gold and VIX could mean that Gold crabs when Vix shoots up, it wouldnt neccessarily mean that Gold goes down?

its core cpi/ppi next week niggas.

hi /smg/
>is there a site thats like hackernews but finance?
>is there a way to bet against the market but reduce my downside? specifically i dont want to short sell do i just buy bear funds? that limits my downside to the price of the security right

this weird lizard thing has increased the value of their human data farm by over 220% in the last 8 months and basically you should be sucking his scaly scrotum while begging for forgiveness for ever doubting

WHENS VOLMAGEDDON????

>>55490722
>>>is there a way to bet against the market but reduce my downside?
futures contract on the underlying, and options on the underlying and options on the futures contract on the underlying, are exactly for this

>>55490524

Many such cases

>>55490723
only proves that the market is retarded

>>55490701
yeah read this
https://quantdare.com/correlation-prices-returns/

in general, you have to be super rigorous when talking about stats. This is why you have to not trust any bureaucrat and merchant throwing stats at you, because those people have zero intellectual rigor.

>>55490723
guy has the eyes of someone who has tasted human flesh

>>55490701
I think think that negative correlation means negatively related. So vix up gold down or something
Uncorrelated means not related. So vix up gold does whatever.

>>55490746
also the teeth

>>55490749
>>55490746
>ignoring that haircut

>>55490643
Projecting

limit down on open cancel all orders recession imminent

>>55490723
they are becoming the microsoft of social media. scaly fingers entwined in all the good stuff people created, slowly embracing, extending and extinguishing
>bought instagram, its now locked down spyware junk
>bought whatsapp, its now locked down spyware junk - CEO left, vocally upset that they made the deal at all
>bought oculus, gutted it, its now spyware junk
>now started Threads to infect the fediverse, a grass roots style social media network, will ruin it soon too

>>55490769
i mean all the big apps deserve their fate
we need the internet to go back to lots of small communities, not a bunch of big ones

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55490783
Damn bro it literally just turned red

How much more bloodshed are you willing to take before you realize how wrong you were?

>>55490613
Anime has been dead since 2005 or so

WHO DO BE KILLIN DE MARKED!? WHO DARES DO DAT IN THE WEEK OF DE BURFDAY OF OUR NASHIOWN?

>>55487955
Anyone interested in a comfy market general or a long-term investment general? I would like to discuss long-term investment cases (3-10 years) somewhere, it's not doable in smg (it's 100% options isn't it)

>>55490816
Short SPX

>>55490820
Kek
Is anyone short for years, ever? I have no idea I just buy stocks

do u guys have any channels you watch for market stuff

>>55490816
I'm long the destruction of the concept of human values and aspirations via the inevitable intelligence singularity in our medium-term future
I'm thinking that's a 5-10 year investment thesis

What you're really looking for is when the bots start writing more of their own code than actual humans. Then you can just spin up more bots to make it improve faster.
I'm thinking 2030s should be a good decade

>>55490841
Ghost politics

>>55490798
your chart is woefully out of date the market doesnt even look like that anymore

>>55490841
i check my bonzai and use that do judge if the market is going up or down

>>55490852
It's going to go back down to 2008 valuations soon so what does it matter how accurate it is?

>>55490861
because it no longer looks like the meme jew chart they try to hypnotize you with

>>55490858
I check my bonzi buddy

>>55490835
I'll be shorting the dax for months now. Every night I get paid. Even calculated it. And it will increase with higher rates cause it increased with the last 2 hikes. It's like using my money with 18% interest, kek. If I make money with DAX dropping too, I'm winning 2x

>>55490879
love this lil ngiga

>>55490887
He was data harvesting before there even was a google.

>>55490897
>55490897
I still don't know how the data companies make so much money. WHO the fuck buys something from ads? Most times ads look so suspicious, I'd rather google the thing I see on the add, just to be sure.

predict market open

>>55490919
Boom.

>>55490919
DING DING DING

>>55490913
50% of the population has a vagina

>>55490919
9:30:00 Eastern time

>>55490919
Green

>>55490919
It will happen

>>55490879
I remember a girl in one of my high school classes yell: "It's Bonzi Buddy!" and I said "That's a virus" and she got mad and confused. Circa 2002

Cue drums

>no bang poster

Baking...

Where the fuck are the bangs? I guess we're skipping today?

> +0.01%
oh yea it's gonna be a good day

>>55490952
I don't believe you

schizo candles

>>55490952
I'm banking

Baking

>>55490971
Get that APY son.

absolutely nothing is going on. flat as fuck

>>55490694
Take your meds

I dunno, I'm not sure if I want the puts or the calls.

Doesnt look like bull market is gonna survive july

>>55490987
the action is concerning
we might have a classic friday selloff
havent seen one of these in a while

FUCKIN BUY NOW, I WANT TO SHORT FROM HIGHER

I just think people have been quick to dismiss the historical yield curve inversion as a nothingburger.
It always takes time between the inversion and the fireworks. That's perfectly on course.

The elephant in the room is getting really big.

>>55491003
youre witnessing an exhausted market being forced into recessionary submission

>>55491003
I got the call options, we're going to gap up this weekend, so if you buy the calls today, not only will you be able to short from higher next week, but you will also have more powder for a bigger kaboom when the time comes to go short and leave them holding the short end of the stick with the bags on the end.

>>55491001
Yeah, if there's nobody to buy shit, then it's gonna drift downward

isn't it crazy that pic related doesn't matter anymore?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST BOUGHT

>>55491030
>>55491030
>>55491030

>>55491022
You are Baggie, I don't trust you.

Besides, I mean EU, but EU is dead for good.

>>55491035
I'M THE FUCKING QUASAR!

>>55490816
>long-term investment general
I would be interested. What would you call it so I'd know what name to search for?