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>>55485700
>been thinking this exact thought to myself alot recently
This board is my subconscious brain projecting itself onto reality

>>55485700
>>55485709
This shit is real, literally everyone is telling me this in the past few weeks, months....... Timline is shifted into a hyperbolic increase, is the end near?

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

>>55485726
yes. poles are shifting rapidly and days are literally getting shorter. this cycle ends in about 15 years, but most won't last long enough to see

>>55485700
wake up at 6am everyday and leave 4chan. Spend more time outdoors. Time will move slower

>>55485726
There is no end. We are stuck in cycles and you linearfag retards make the cycles more powerful.

>>55485841
cycles of cataclysm and renewal - the end is not a literal end, but it is in a practical sense for anyone alive and any thriving civilization on the planet when it happens.

>>55485700
Time starts to move way faster after 25

>>55485888
I want to pick hardcarry next time!

>>55485700
Get a job, time will move much slower

>>55485774
Dude weed

>>55485726
Literally global warming is making the Earth spin faster which due to relativity, literally speeds up time on Earth. The Ice caps melt due to global warming which puts more water in the ocean, the water finds it's level concentration in the oceans at the equator. Because there is more mass at the equator, with the equator being nearly perpendicular to the axis of Earths rotation, and because the moon pulls on water, the added water mass acts as a force multiplier to the already spinning Earth, causing it to spin faster. Due to the theory of relativity, the Earth spinning faster literally causes the passage of time to speed up on Earth.

You can look it up yourself. It's been verified with atomic clocks and all that shit. I don't know HOW much faster time is going by, but it is noticeable to people who are very aware of how they spend their time.

>>55485957
Sounds logical.

>>55485726
>>55485802
>>55485957
I have been feeling this too for the last couple of months please tell me this isn't actually true I'm losing my fucking mind over this

>>55486005
It's true.
But you're moving into wizard territory researching this.

>>55485700
Shit, i feel the same.
You can physically feel it too, pop open any timer and watch the seconds go by, every seconds feels like a fraction of how i felt when i was 5 years old.

>>55485957
yes midwit global warming is also causing massively increased seismic activity, a magnetic pole shift, solar irregularity, solar system wide planetary environmental collapse and the Earth's core grinding to a halt. make sure to support carbon taxed and switch to an all bug diet to save the heckin planeterino!

>>55486074
Seems I triggered your /pol/ programming response. I will deescalate this by telling you a joke, why are eggs so runny? Because they're a yolk! Get it?

>>55485957
>>55485957
The mass of the entire ice caps is less than a millionth of the mass of the earth. The change in rotational velocity of the earth with the entire mass of ice caps moved from poles to equator would be infinitesimal. Also, the reference frame of observers on earth wouldnt change so there would be no perceived change in the passage of time.
You cannot into classical mechanics.
You cannot into quantum mechanics.

I've been thinking this for the last year or so. Time just seems to disappear.

Also read about quartz crystals used in all computer timing chips. The earth makes them vibrate and we measure it to keep time. The frequency must be increasing.

>>55486112
I made a mistake. The mass of the ice caps is less than a thousandth the mass of the earth. My point stands. Global warming shills cannot undertake actual analysis

>>55485700
i disagree, time is moving at the same pace as it always has. this is a blatant fact and you are an awful person.

>>55485957
If the ice caps melt, the melted water would weigh the same amount, leading to now change in the Earth's mass.

now is present forever

What if Indians had an inter-stellar highly technologically advanced society that worshipped cows but the reality is they are tripping balls and drowning in and playing with and eating literal cow shit?
Now before you say that sounds like bullshit, consider how funny it would be if it were true.

>>55486266
If it were to travel from the poles to the equator it would increase the moment of inertia of the earth and conservation of momentum would dictate it rotate slower. The amount slower would be negligible, especially in regards to quantum effects.

>>55485700
>Nooo it's moving at the same rate, you're just getting older! It's totally not because of some external force!
Something isn't right.

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fucking schizos who don't understand how memory works

No.. retard.

>>55486089
spend at least another 6 months on reddit to get this out of your system, then lurk here for 2 more years, then try posting again. for your own good, truly.

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>>55486672
Why was ted so mad?
Because his mail was blowing up.

>>55485957
>He actually believes all that NASA bullshit
Lol, lmao even

>>55485700
I don't really care about myself, but it's sad watching my parent frow old.

i went to the mall today and 90% of people were 12-16. made me feel old as fuck but its just kids off school and working summer jobs.. right?

>>55486724
youre legitimately unintelligent and have embarassed yourself in this thread

>>55486287
delete this

>>55485700
we're getting old. look it up. that's why time seems to pass faster.

>>55485700
Magnesium deficiency

Then make it work in your favor.

>>55486025
When you live one year, one year is 100% of your life
When you live for two years, one year is 50% of your life
And so on and so on. Each year is a smaller and smaller fraction your your entire life and appears to go faster and faster, down to seconds.

>>55485700
Check the volume

>>55488517
This, retards can't into logarithmic perception of time (and anything else that relies on your senses for that matter).

>>55488224
The more money you have the dumber you are.

>>55485700
>>55485709
>>55485726
>>55485957
>>55486005
4chan discovers what growing up and getting older happens

>>55485700
you are spending this time with few people who actually care about you and not on a wagecuck job... right?

>>55485726
>>55485709
Actually this board is a reflection of my subconscious I'm about to die likely and it's causing the world to tear itself apart because this is my simulation.
Sorry fellas.

I'm 28 and never had sex. I'm scared time will go by fast enough that I will be 69 years old and still be a virgin.

>>55488617
no genz is just retarted

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWlBfo5Oj0

>>55488858
Na
https://youtu.be/KGsQ5n9Qu0A

>>55488862
God damn I'm fucking depressed.

Been feeling this too lately. Even commented on it to a friend yesterday.

>>55488972
It's coming fellas, I wish I was kidding I've been discussing premonitions with my brother who's been having them as well and never told me.
It's starting to line up, everything as we know it is going to change.

>Each passing day means I’m getting closer to death
That’s the stuff

>>55485700
Have something to look forward too. It makes time go slow

>>55485841
The concept of time necessarily implies both a beginning and an end.

>>55485700
Start using cannabinoids and quit using depressants then

>>55485957
I wonder if this could be the reason I've had absolute dogshit brainfog since 2022.

never had covid, never took the vax either, but feel like i have to take an extra internal "step" when computing and thinking about certain things, like there's some kind of block.

also my sister died violently in 21 so maybe that could be part of it too lmao grief sucks

>>55491240
Anti-depressants? They have no idea what they're doing up there, so as far as they know they might as well do a little bit of chemical lobotomy.

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>>55485700
when you get older, everything seems faster because you aren't having new experiences as much like when you were a kid. e.g. you just go to work every day instead of going to new classes, winter break with friends, new classes again for 4 months, summer break with friends, etc. etc. maybe quit your job or something idk

>>55486309

> Lost all of my friends over time
> They're all getting married, getting rich and making all of the right choices, while I literally got shaken out of my house and my assets keep draining in price every day
> Keep making the wrong choices and putting myself further and further behind my peers
> Still living at home
> Already 31
> Time flying by way too damn fast

I should just faceplant in a pillow and cry extremely fucking hard right now. I don't know how long I can hold on bros...

>>55491417
I will help you anon,
1. What are your current skills
2. What are you currently learning?
3. Where are you currently working?

>>55491456
1. I'm a (former) coder with a CS degree. Left my job a year and a half ago due to severe burnout and depression + a budget crisis with my old house which forced me to sell. Haven't been able to find work since then because my old job screwed me by using an ancient language (COBOL), NO other jobs in my 300 mile range used cobol
2. I'm currently learning sales + marketing, I'm trying to eventually shift over to some type of sales since I've grown to really hate tech. I can tolerate tech or cybersecurity sales, but coding itself? Nope.
3. As mentioned above, am NEET and stuck here for the time being due to dogshit economy

>>55485700
It really does feel like time is moving faster every day. I used to feel like an evening lasted for ever and now i just glance at the clock and it looks like hours pass when i feel like just minutes have passed. I think this is the reason why we need ai so desperately i think all of us know we can't waste precious time in stupid tasks anymore. That's why i shifted almost all of my folio into ai projects. Just slurped shib$ART for this and im planning to slurp all major projects coming next

im scared

>>55491487
1. Actually good choice since programming is "increasing opportunity cost" field meaning that as time goes your skills are worth less because u need to relearn new tech putting u on the same level of newcomers. but then you are also older which make it better for them.
this is why nobody want old programmers, they learn slow and know irrelevant tech

2. 100% legit good choice make sure to study it hard and take it seriously also develop a mentality where you dgaf and cold call everyone even if they tell u to kys

3. BAD

ok here is what you do. Get sales job ASAP anything goes really, insurance, sell coding bootcamps w/e, anything goes. You will make decent money + if you are not applying what you learn then it's wasted learning.

on ur free time learn sales and keep going 100% hard, you can actually get really far.

>>55491487
That's a shame life for codefags shouldn't be hard. I graduated 2 years ago and I do web shit (mostly angular) and I know webdev gets a lot of hate but it's comfy as fuck and pays mostly as good as other programming jobs. Today I added 1 line of code, deleted 9, made one merge request, analyzed a bug and had a 30 min meeting. I was off before 3 pm and was in bed most of that time.

>>55491417
It's time to channel that frustration into action and dive headfirst into crypto investments. I won't dictate what you should buy, but I can tell you what's already sitting pretty in my portfolio. We're talking about a solid stash of ETH, Brillion, AVAX, Kava, and SAND.

>>55485726
No. You are just getting older. The longer you live your perception to it changes.

>>55488737
Get well soon