/biz/ - Business & Finance

can europoors ever not dump?

Line go up or down today?

I shorted DAX, leverage x50 . You are also shorting anon? I hope so unless you hate money

>>55480325
I'm already down 6% on 20x leverage short

>>55480317
id love to pay them $1000 each and lock them in a basement under the pretence of sexual activity then set fire to the building
crab day (ticker: SIDE)

>>55480317
Right is breeding material.
Also, line go up ^_~
>>55480298
Substantially less access to market data/research. Options chains are also much better on TD/Scotia, than Wealthsimple. There are also a decent amount of stocks that do not trade on Wealthsimple, but they do on TD/Scotia.
Just not a great brokerage, in terms of quality. Fine if you want to dabble in investing, though.

>>55480317
up, America doesn't trade on the whims of yurope

>>55480317
These high cost prostitutes keep showing up on my twitter and they’re wildly attractive to me. Is it the phenotype or surgery or makeup or what?

How can anybody take this stockmarket seriously? look at CAC and DAX. What is this? Weekly as Daily basis. Weekly even more hilarious. How am I not going to expect it to moon next week again?

>>55480356
probably a lot of things but all I know is I can't afford them.

Is it too late to long in some nikkie etf? Like jpxn

>>55480383
Are you winning, grandpa

Yields...

>>55480396
Shit

lmao, yesterday was bad news for german carmakers. DAX red, only green stocks were BMW, Mercedes, VW, Continental (all car or car parts).

Today good news for german carmakers, all red, lmaoaoaoaoao

>>55480383
both zoomers and boomers cant resist throwing money at flashing things.

>>55480399
What is she running from?

>>55480399
1 year ago the curve was basically this, why wont it flatten?

>>55480393
kek I hope so son!

>>55480403
It's all dopamine, all addiction. And we all love it

>>55480408
Nobody is wearing masks.

>>55480406
She was laying down and now is standing up

>>55480415
her legs are moving

>>55480399
>2Y so close to 5%
Bobos will be euphoric for approximately a day and then sad thereafter when they realize rates don't matter and we keep pumping.
EUBROS, we're healing

>>55480399
i just realized this graph is extremely skewed because the durations arent equal on the X axis. It's probably a lot flatter than it looks

>>55480424
It's dropping, lol. In 9 minutes it may pump

>>55480420
She was laying down we we started this clown ride

>>55480428
Yes the website's chart is very "zoomed in" compared too most other sites

>>55480432
Good times. Also futures are threatening to break fresh lows.

>futures

https://youtu.be/6MuwEo9NM8U

c'mon just crash it all already

>>55480429
It's just gonna bounce on the Bollinger and MA100. Time to go long soon

>>55480432
>>55480437
a time lapse video would be really cool when it's all done, if you know how to do it

this is the only one i have saved

>>55480437
This doesn't look too bad, I could see it being back to normal in approximately ten business days

>futures
It is high time for Mumus to tongue my anus

EU is dead, nobody is buying

>>55480257
Repoosting:
I'm not sure what it is called. In the same way you see seasons when tracking the sun through the zodiac, you see market seasons when tracking planets.
Saturns cycle is 30 years or so with booming markets from Libra until Aries. Markets are less successful from Aries to Libra.
2025 is less growth.
2010-2025 boom
1995-2010 crabby
1980-1995 boom etc.
Of course, this isn't the only force on the markets, it's just what Saturn does.
Mars is the opposite and only takes two years or so for a cycle. From Aries to Libra is good, Libra to Aries is less so.
Jupiter is weird. Its benificial all the time except from middle of Scorpio to middle of Aquarius.

>>55480473
as accurate as technical analysis

This is the famous slide to oblivion @EU

>>55480450
I'll make a time lapse video when something happens Market crash, economic down turn or just bonds uninviting and returning to normal

This day is even worse than yesterday for EU. Absolutely NO buying power

>>55480317
God my crotch itches just looking at those whores

When is china reopening? Or have they given up and decided yo stay poor instead? Maybe starve a couple hundred million people to death.

>>55480473
we have declines like every 6-8 years since 1987 greenspan's inflation aka greeenspan's put and like every 2nd of them are crashes

>>55480539
they are poor and always have been, just because few clans are rich us fuck it does not make that country rich

>>55480477
Astrology is scientific in comparison as it has fixed rules while technical analysis is seeing imaginary lines between randomly selected spots on charts

EU fucked, USA soon to follow I guess

>>55480582
who knows both are still in negative real rates (CPI is fake indicator) EU officially and the US pretends to be tightening while doing stimulus the saame time. We might see crack up boom potentially.

>>55480303
I buyed more British American Tobacco at 8% divi.

Any other sin stocks to look at?

>>55480598
Gold and silver miners are cheap as fuck (historically they never been cheaper VS gold and silver) now and getting cheaper if you are into deep value you might be interested in researching that stuff, some of them pay nice dividends too.

>>55480539
BTFO

futes. its over

So, now that EU is recovering. Do I still reshort or wait til DAX repumps back to 16100 at least? (in 2-3 days). Fuckin schizo market

surely META will hit 5-7% growth tomorrow yeah? threads already has like 10 million accounts, it’s so over for twitter

EU completely buckbroken

>>55480723
Zuck is just falling for the Elon syndrome
It's so over for Meta.

>>55480723
Glad I bought more yesterday

>>55480732
Twitter is bad enough, I can't imagine how bad Thread is going to be if all the boomers from FB will use it

Im uh going to have to carry debt on my credit card until I get my next paycheck on september 1st. Accidentally paid too much on certain bills while already having travel plans. Plus side? No home insurance payment for another 10 months.

j>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55480805
don't forget the butthurt retards who'll go there just because they think Musk is a racist

It will be green by open, same as every day.

>>55480829
As someone who doesn't read twitter, why is everyone dunking on Musk?

>>55480829
They hate Zuck just as much. They're on mastoverse and >implying cohost

>>55480868
He made comments that didn't 100% line up with the hard left, and he went from reddit messiah to Nazi Hitler man

>futes

>>55480868
Musk is le based and redpilled now, you look what he replies to and it's entry level reactionary stuff, which makes the troonerati seethe.

USA, Can you PLEASE pump the EU? I want to reshort, thank you.

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>I sold my uvix at the bottom yesterday
Holy shit, that piece of shit crabbed down for 2 months, and only NOW it goes parabolic
I have myself so much

>>55480890
>>55480890
What type of comments? Like "I don't believe in 100 genders" or "trans are haram and should be stoned"?

well you know what they say, there's no such thing as a free breeze

I'm longing AI and VR headsets.

>

>>55480876
>They hate Zuck just as much
People find him creepy but his politics are left wing (or he pretends as much) so they all use WhatsApp and Instagram anyway (supposedly Americans don't use WA much but it's used in Europe and Asia). Boomers use WA and FB. I wouldn't be surprised if normies migrated to Threads but it's too early to say. Boomers will probably stay on FB. Fediverse seems too niche for many normies to use.

>>55480946
hulk hogan enjoyer

>>55480963
Insta is populated by thots, not extreme leftists. Facebook is a retirement home so your mom doesn't find out other sites exist, it's a containment board.

None of the zuckiness has any reach with young leftists. The only positive thing Zuck did was humiliate Elon by making him back down with the "my mom said no :(((" cope

Threads is for insta normies, but no one on the left thinks Zuck should exist.

>>55480980
Thots are uber left until they become 30

>>55480986
Thots are lib right, they just want a capitalist sugar daddy who'll give them stuff for money

Look at the two year gilt yields

>>55480987
I knew plenty of leftists who used insta a few years ago, doubt they have left since I graduated. I think most of them used twitter too and would probably be happy to use threads as long as their friends hear them complain about Zuck first.

>>55481000
My girlfriend and I are both white. She told me that my dick is almost too big for her. She has hooked up with her fair share of black guys, so it makes me feel great that my BWC is bigger than any BBC she has had

>>55481037
oh boy here we go

>>55480959
>I'm longing buzzwords

>>55481037
>She has hooked up with her fair share of black guy
Yikes. You should get tested.

WHO'S BUYING EU!? AAAAAAAAH

>>55480946
It started very mild in the beginning, then the left overreacted and screeched at him, then he started doubling down. He hasn't really said anything actually shocking, just generally against the gender nonsense.

>>55481037
Women say that to all men they fuck.

>wake up
>EU and Japan obliterated
>US futures also pretty bad

What the fuck is going on, more China bullshit?

>>55481070
China nuked Taiwan, didn't you know?

>>55481037
What’s this got to do with the yields

>>55481091
Think about it

>>55481070
Don't know, I only know I closed some of my shorts right when the crash happened. Exactly because of the 4 hourly to be precise. I knew I should have waited til EU opening, thinking nothing will happen during Asia, but no. Lost on gains (again, as always)

>>55481106
new rule: Only trade on daily, weekly, monthly. Fuck everything else

>>55481106
i find the 4h chart really crappy. yo u have too many big candles out of nowhere

Buy Bitcoin miners now, MARA / RIOT will do nicely

Nice, EU agency thinks glyphosat isn't critical. Now they will poison us too.

>>55481132
ZIRP

>>55480303
I miss winter so much..

>>55480959
>wears opaque white robe
>casts a translucent shadow
what did pixar mean by this?

you know who

Not even the algos can pump this market on time

Where were you when you realized june 16 was the top and we go back down to 2008 valuations?

> Full-time workers earned on average $75,203 in 2021. The median salary — the midpoint between the highest and lowest — was $53,888, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.
Most common salarino is 54k, but average salarino is 75k

Kekwew

>>55481278
I was on /smg/

Employment and jobless claims this morning. If it's hot then the 10 year yield goes to 4.5% and S&P will be up 2-3%
If it's cool then the 10 year yield goes to 3.5% and the S&P will be up 2-3%

>>55480317
Right
>it's a man
Don't care, right.

>>55481037
You should let her shag other people since it's an issue for her. It will take your relationship to the next level

>>55481314
So I buy puts?

>>55481314
nice, so green in any case
vix is up 5% btw

>>55481199
Non farm payroll is in a few minutes, there'll be plenty of pumping don't you worry, newfriend.

>>55480317
:|

>>55481324
Green vix + higher rates + hawkish Fed is very bullish for stocks
>>55481322
>So I buy puts?
Stocks are never going down ever again

>>55481037
> almost too big
Means it's too small shrimp dick

>>55480325
Why is yurop and asia selling off? And why the fuck kek can't america ever do the same?

>>55481132
Go scam somewhere else

>>55481307
Yeah, that means outliers pulls the average higher. We got that in switzerland as well, thanks to the banking sector
>inb4 average salary is 106k in zurich lmao

>>55481338
Luckily most of /biz/ appears to be earning 300k by the age of 23.

liquidity grab at 4466 and dunp to 4450

>>55481331
>their twitter is just full of memes
>"almost woman" looking zoomer, who gives me the "is this a man with a boob job" vibe
>retarded posts about videogames
>sub to my OF
>literally a pic of one of them with cum on her face
>this was someone's daughter at one point
How 2 stop hating disgustingly hyper-monetized zoomer girls?

>>55481329
>unemployment is up? BULLISH
>unemployment is down? BULLISH
Lmao

>why investors are sinking billions into bed bath and cuckoldry
Why the fuck is this still alive kek it's been 3 years.

>>55481364
Been dumping all night, obviously to make room for dessert.

>>55481364
>unemployment is up?
weaker economy means quicker Fed pivot = bullish
>unemployment is down?
stronger economy means rates don't matter anymore = bullish

>>55480342
>Right is breeding material.
Oh honey. That's a man.

>>55481412
>nothing matters, unless fed bankers decide to dump on us for real and it goes down like 3% in pre market before anyone can react, then it matters
What a cool market.

>>55481415
I'm not sure it is, but definitely some weird vibes there.

>>55481421
The SVB crisis revealed the Fed's dovish hand. They will never let anything happen to asset prices. The Fed will raise rates to 10% while simultaneously putting in offers on boomer's houses to bring up their zillow estimate

>>55481434
>zillow estimate
Zestimate.

>>55481356
>How 2 stop hating disgustingly hyper-monetized zoomer girls?
Simply stop devoting mental energy to it.

So I got the script from Yellens meeting with the chinks. It's not good. After Xi's people clean all the cob webs matted up in her pubic hair Xi's going to penetrate her dried up crusty cunt from behind while having a staring contest with Blinken. After Blinken blinks Xi's going to announce a full scale invasion of Taiwan and cum with the force of 10,000 dragons sending Yellens body flying from Beijng all the way to Taiwan and the kinetic impact will be a force great enough to split the Earth in half. It's going to be horrible.

>>55481440
>zesty mate

>>55481421
That's how it actually is. The mantra atm is =every report is a pump.

And later this year they will probably dump hard on nothing, maybe even good news, just because they can and they want, just because everybody will ask why and how this is happening and because everybody will go on buying the dip, but the dip will dip harder and yeah, that's it. SPX at 3500

>hello Patricia
>long spy today
>how much?
>all of it
>click

>>55481421
FYI futures are traded 23 hours so like get with the program.

>>55481453
>SPX back to where it was in 2022 at the lows
Grim.

How I love seeing the DAX getting assblasted on positive german news. LOL.

>>55481514
Is - 1.25% really that bad?

>>55480399
>5.25%
>uk said they might have to go to 7%
bonds are fucking back baby

>>55481451
Dis nigga looks a bit peculiar.

>10yr yield 3.975%
>2yr yield 4.964%
Is today the day we break 4 and 5?

>>55481529
Means stocks will go down, bye bye bull days

>>55481534
If the employment data is hot then yields probably go parabolic like in October

>>55481374
same reason nfts were a thing and people still pump game stop. Too much money floating around

ADP 497k!!!!!!!!
BLOWOUT NUMBER

how is spx down 0.6%? hold up I got to call a guy to get this turned around.

>>55481541
S&P probably up 4-5% and 10 year yield to 5%

lol nothing happening on that report

>>55481549
>lol nothing happening on that report
2 year yield just broke 5% and the 10 year just broke 4%. Will probably retest October highs in the next few days

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>jobs report is fucking amazing
>Private sector jobs surged by 497,000 in June, well ahead of the 267,000 gain in May and much better than the 220,000 estimate.
>economy is still hot as fuck
>this is great for stocks but means the fed is going to have to be more aggressive with hikes
BONDS ARE FUCKING BACK BABY

>>55481557
I mean stock market

S&P opens red and then melts up the rest of the day/week/month/year

>>55481557
20+ also just spiked yesterday before this report, I holding out got 5% yields

>>55481571
Normally parabolically rising rates would be a bad thing for the stock market but not this time

what does ADP mean already?

Nela Richardson
Chief Economist, ADP

>>55481605
Recession and a hard landing looks 100% cancelled but inflation is going to keep going up. So while stagflation is no longer a threat we can expect the fed to continue to do rate hikes, possibly more aggressively, to fight it.

For stocks this means lower returns because bonds are going to be giving significantly more. Cash is already at 5% and could go higher, and the total bond index will lock in 4.25% for something like 8 years.

Long term bonds (EDV and GOVZ) are already at 4% and if they go higher and get close to 5% people will invest heavily like the 1980/90s.

>futures

>US. bond yields have now returned to bank failure levels
>UK bond yields have now returned to bank failure levels
and still, /smg/, you will be surprised when the bank failures happen
"I thought the banks passed their stress tests!"
"I thought the banking system was strong and resilient!"
"I thought they said everything was fine!"
You will see.
You will learn.

>>55481648
>EXTREME GREED

This dip is going to get immediately slurped at open. Parabolically rising yields are incredibly bullish for tech stocks

>>55481655
Bank failures are bullish, didn't you learn anything from SVB? The Fed will just bail them out and inject trillions into the stock market

>>55481666
>he doesn't understand systemic risk

CAN WE PUMP NOW ALREADY PLEASE, GOD DAMN, I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN

>..outtAAAA MY Waayy m...

>>55481655
the crash will come from tech which is the only area of the market thats decoupled

>>55481356
Stop caring
Or go the extra step and embrace it
They’re just toys anon

You just had to listen anons...

>>55481668
What systemic risk? All that matters is that the Fed will support the banks and pump money into the stock market. FDIC will be expanded to all deposits and there will be no further risk for anyone

>>55481671
the time be short is now, fool

>>55481673
lol no, they will drop energy and call it a day

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>55481697
BASED

>>55481037
why would you admit to having a coal burner gf

>>55481689
all the gains have come from growth tech stocks with triple digit pe ratios (except apple because it's just apple)

>>55481668
Anyone I guarantee regional banks will pump today. KRE is barely red and will probably open green and melt up all day

Buddy, look at the 2yr yield computer!!
Parabolic
15bps in a single day

TMF bros..

>>55481632
yeah im gonna bet on a recession and a harder landing
the jobs numbers get revised down later every time
people are going to get into credit card debt at high interest rates and then there will be job cuts across the board and kaboom

>>55481717
Probably headed to 5.5% sometime next week. Powell said that rates will be held here for a few years, so 5.5% on the 2 year is very reasonable. Could go all the way to 6% by August

>>55481727
all depends on the cpi report next week
core inflation rising again would be bullish as fuck for bond yields

>>55481736
High CPI would send yields to turbo parabolic mode along with the stock market. But even a cool CPI number doesn't matter. As long as employment numbers keep coming in strong yields will pump

The older I get the more I genuinely convince myself that once my parents pass away, I'll probably just put a bullet through my brain.

Zoomies are insanely hard working, that's what I am getting from these fuckin reports. I thought companies were not hiring anymore, wtf bros you lied to me?
Holy crap where are these jobs? I get that it's the service sector but holy crap
Then again, I did predict insane job numbers because well... it's the summer. People love to work during the summer seasons

>>55481659
Every fucking day ends green now. Nothing matters.

>>55481766
just buy some 0dte puts today and everything will feel better i promise

>>55481766
same, by 40 you have seen whatever is there to be seen, there is no point in pushing for more , especially when the second half will be shittier and shittier

>>55481689
Energy isn't even high right now though.

>>55481678

>>55481766
Can I have your stuff and money anon? I’d like to pass on as much as I can to my son

>>55481766
I swear to god I might be one of the few people I know that genuinely enjoys life

>>55481771
The dip buying today will be truly disgusting as yields get out of control

>>55481659
>Parabolically rising yields are incredibly bullish for tech stocks
Can you expound on this? I am still kinda new to the yields and their relationship to stocks

Oh jesus fucking christ we can't seriously be freaking out about motherfucking bond yields again. Bond yields are like the default level of retarded bearishness. Basically no one talks about it until there's no other bearish news for a few days and then suddenly bond yields are going to cause the global economic collapse. Give me a fucking break, this happens with the same regularity as debt ceiling talks.

>>55481770
Zoomies are already mostly hired up doing entry-level work, what you're seeing is Millennials that have been piddling about getting hired up now along with what's left of the Gen X workforce

>>55481786
It's what he said, but the exact opposite.

>>55481787
how about mean reversion always happens eventually
imagine buying the top of a 6 month bear market rally lmao
what took 6 months to build will evaporate in a few weeks

>>55481787
>t. didn't start investing until after 2010

>>55481779
I don't have much, but you can have my retro gaming stuff and my sports cards.

>>55481579
look at the vix dude

>>55481776
that isn't going to stop anybody

>>55481786
It's just a joke. Tech growth stocks are dependent on cheap debt to grow, so higher rates leads to less growth. Rates rise when higher growth/inflation is expected. Normally rates rising this fast would be a big negative for tech stocks because money gets more expensive to get, but in clown market will probably close green

>>55481801
>>55481800
Yeah exactly the type of replies I expected. Damn it must get so old being a retarded ass contrarian bear.

>>55481727
Nah Powell is only going to reluctantly have us at 6% by December. He’s terrified of slaughtering a bunch of regional banks and is trying to delay going to the 7-8% interest rates that are needed to bring inflation down

>>55481800
the big difference is that no one gave a shit about bonds with 0.25% rates
at 5.25% and higher now we will see money dump out of stocks and into bonds and anons will be confused at why we arent going back to record highs, wondering where all the money went

>>55481807
>look at the vix dude
Bullish!

>>55481795
>>55481811
Yeah this is kinda what I figured so it didn't make much sense to me when that guy said it's bullish for tech (of all things)

>>55481788
>piddling about
>economy was fucked from 2008-2017
Kys nigger.

>>55481812
imagine getting blinded by the ultimate jew that is le bulls vs le bears lmao

We can fall much further and still have a bullish trend anon, time to hop in.

>>55481786
He is joking.
Higher yields are very bearish for tech stocks for many reasons.
>many tech companies are "zombies" where they don't turn a profit, they have to borrow money to fund their operations, issue bonds - when the risk free yield is higher, it means that they will have to pay a higher interest rate on any new debt issuance, they will struggle to get funding, they will not be able to borrow as much - slows their growth, decreases their profits
>investors look at the risk free rate of return and the premium that they are paying to buy stocks - why buy stocks that may yield 6-7% if I can get 5% risk free? The stock could go down in value - is that risk worth the extra 2% gain? Higher yields deter investors from buying stocks when they can buy bonds
>all consumption, demand, decreases when interest rates are higher. the higher the price of something is (total price goes higher with higher interest rates, barring price cuts) the less people will buy it; if your credit card is now charging you a higher rate of interest, you are less likely to use it; you are less likely to buy a new home at a higher rate of interest, a boat, a car, anything - this stifles demand (which the Fed wants) -- but if there is less consumption, there is less economic growth, there is less company growth / profits

>>55481812
>implying I'm bearish when I've been explicitly bullish

>>55481814
>He’s terrified of slaughtering a bunch of regional banks
They can expand FDIC and BTFP. If that doesn't work they will just pay JPMorgan to absorb the bank

>>55481814
never forget he waited AN ENTIRE YEAR to start raising rates when inflation was going up
this is a self made fed problem
and now we are going to be stock at gloriously high yields for a few years

>>55481816
as soon as we see bonds get bought well probably see full selling correlation in the market
watch advancing/declining and when its all red you can know the end has finally come
id mention the fix but 30 day volatility seems to not matter anymore in the face of the 0dte

So it's actually a good thing to put my savings in a MMF then if rates are guaranteed to be held higher for longer then?

Buy the dip bullchads, SPX will never close the day below 4400 ever again. The Fed will simply not allow the market to crash, we saw how dovish they are after they did trillions in QE when SVB failed.

>>55481787
That's why it's the perfect scapegoat for the "no news" crash

>>55481821
Yeah and it's 2023 now, don't know if you noticed. Piddling. About.

>>55481836
yes but you better be good at timing the market whenever the rate pauses or drops come
you can move into longer term bond etfs

You guys are funny.

I tried to warn you. But you refuse to read and understand all this overwhelming bear thesis in this thread and continue with your head in the ground.

>>55481837
Throw all your money into the grinder, leaffag

WHY HAVE I SOLD MY UVIX AAAAAAAH

>>55481777
Got a loisence for that frog?

>>55481850
We're literally closing green today you bearish schizo homo.
>>55481852
Never bet against America.

>>55481836
if you were long shit like nvda all year and made money, yeah its time to take it out and put it somewhere safe with a decent yield
the 2nd half of years like this traditionally arent good
i mean you can bet on meltup or you can secure profits and make sure theyre secure for the next while

>>55481845
Participation rates are lower than prior to covid, no one cares about your fake gaslighting bullshit faggot. There are no actual jobs hiring, now fuck off to facebook or wherever you came from. Beyond fake shit like unemployment rates, the participation rate can't be faked.

>>55481850
HELLO GOOD MORNING SIRS
YOUR CHART NEEDS TO BE AN UPDATED

>>55481837
Good call fellow bullchad. Nasdaq closes green today. Jerome Powell will personally buy the dip if need be. He will not fail, he will not let asset prices fall

>>55481857

>>55481865
No update needed, it's all going to end up in the same place soon.

>>55481860
ok, I'll short canada then

Updated 10y chart

>>55481862
Wow I really struck a nerve huh? Sounds like you've been piddling about.

>>55481875
trend has been broken

>>55481816
It's amazing how bears always have such specific percentages and targets and benchmarks that shift with the winds. "lol no we were just acting retarded!"

>>55481875
Melt-up bull leg starts at 4.3% when something breaks and the Fed injects another trillion dollars into the stock market

>>55481880
Yes, instead of acting, bulls are.

>>55481862
>It's a conspiracy muh gubment is hiding the real data because... THEY JUST ARE OK!?
Meds, the jobs data being fake would require 1000s of people colluding without a single whistle blower, which is simply impossible.

>>55481860
America is doing great, but that also means that rates can go even higher. The stock market will take a massive hit from bond yields being higher and that doesn’t mean the economy is in bad shape. The stock market isn’t the economy

>>55481862
>83% of 25-54 working
>99% of >54 working
>Zoomies are working
I have no idea who is hiring since I thought companies were firing and keeping personnel to a minimum to save money but the job market is brutally hot and that you cannot deny.
I mean, they wouldn't fake the statistics right?

Those SM-H put options are going to make me a bunch of money.

>>55481880
Bears always have to sound smarter and have data backed thesis that fail, because over time shit just goes up.

>>55481806
I’m not picky
Thanks bro
<3

Why are we down? Did powell bring a red coca cola to an interview instead of a green sprite?

Im so tired of these fucking niggers. You know they fucking tell everyone around them what they are about to fucking do. They must love the drama, makes their kind wealthy

What's all this about Bond now?

>>55481883
jerome can only plug the leaks for so long
eventually the whole thing will implode

>>55481904
Low volume selling while things crab towards technically-oversold levels, where Big Money will then step in and buy a shit ton (again)

>>55481904
Bonds have the right idea, stocks are slowly following, the memes and irationality can only take you so far
Jobs & payroll are so much worse than expected. People who keep trying to fight the Fed will get what's coming to them

>>55481906
How? Megacap stocks have a ton of cash and the Fed will never let banks fail. Hyperinflation is the more likely outcome and that's bullish for stocks

>>55481876
Or maybe it's because you're a lying nigger and this is the worst economy since the 1970s.

Nasdaq already recovering, green by 10am

>>55481918
It also doesn’t help that people don’t believe the Fed and are trying to get them to make cuts. The Fed thankfully seems like it’s run by adults and wants to actually stop inflation, unlike Congress and the White House

>>55481931
>It's the economy's fault!
Classic tell of a man who's been piddling about, I guess a chronic about-piddler can only expect to be like this.

>>55481921
we live in a global economy fren
the us will be the last line of defense from complete economic meltdown
when it implodes there will be hyperinflation
and also WAR
you see, economics is the only reason we havent had ww3 yet
if money were to suddenly become worthless due to hyperinflation, guess whats gonna happen
back to the dark ages baby
there wont even be a stock market anymore

>>55481949
>we live in a global economy

>>55481668
>muh systemic risk
>muh contagion
Nothing ever happens

https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-2-year-yield-rises-to-highest-since-2007-boosting-the-us-dollar-20230706/
US 2-year yield rises to highest since 2007, boosting the US dollar
US 2-year breaks the March high
The market is re-thinking the path of the Fed funds rate, along with how high the Fed will hold rates. That's in light of an extremely strong ADP private payrolls report, showing 497K jobs created in the month.
The 2-year yield is up 13.3 basis points to 5.08%, narrowly above the March high and the highest since 2007. The 2006 high is 5.29%.

>>55481969
Things happen. Just on slightly longer time scales than the 300ms attention span of modern keycap polishers.

the best thign about the jobs report is people just go oh 500k jobs
but no one talks about the quality of them
most of those jobs are jobs no one can take because they dont afford the ability to be approved for any sort of housing lol

30 year yield above 4%. 4.5% by August

https://youtu.be/jVhMt26F7gA?list=RDMM

gl today boys

bond bros not like this

>>55481862
>no jobs hiring
Factually wrong. The wording you're looking for is, "no jobs that I want are hiring".

>Gold once again taking a huge cöck up its arse
Can you not, USbros? I am already pretty sore from our last session

>futes

Why is Europe down 2%

>>55482008
numbers dont lie

>>55482037
Because Europe deserves it.

$MSFT | Morgan Stanley Raises Microsoft Price Target To $415 From $335

>>55482039
What's the play? I got level 4.

>>55482039
forever bullish USA

>>55482037
Just because you wouldn't have thought it, just like me who closed his shorts way too early. Fuck this retarded market. I'll wait today and short DAX down til 14500-14000

>>55482056
When are they going to buy SNAP?

Is this the big one?

>>55482102

>>55482099
No, two weeks.

>>55482099
>Is this the big one?
lmao dip will be slurped and indices bright green by mid day. Hot jobs report is bullish. The economy is the strongest its ever been

>>55482126
Shhhh, let them enjoy their delusion for a while longer

>>55482039
DUDE IT'S HABBENING THE FETTUCINE SEQUENCE SAID SO

I just learned about Threads what the fuck?

This is the greatest day of my life

>>55482060
learning a skill that will be useful for the postapocalyptic society

>>55482099

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WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NVDA LMAOOOOO

WTF WAS THAT

>>55482145
Dorsey has a new platform aswell
then there is telegram, signal?, dozens of smaller fish
not looking good for Melonheads

IT'S JOEVER

Line go down...
Line go very down...

>>55482169
All social media is hot garbage change my mind.

Looks like a slurp day

/ourgirl/ Amy Wu Silverman up next on Bloomberg Live!

>>55482157
you were premature

>>55482099
Also check this chart carefully >>55481875
I don't know if anyone saw it yet

>>55482162
>P/E ratio 220
Are you nvidia nerds actually for real, get a grip

volmaggeddon round 2?

>>55482187
>Chinkjew
Hard pass

>>55482200
ive had to roll my put spreads for like the last 2 and half weeks but were finally here and i couldnt be happier

>SM-H puts
>Total Return
>+425%
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>55482187

Wait what the fuck was THAT?

DAX completely forgot about bollinger bands (4h/daily) lol TA meme

would be a shame if russia attacked that nuke power plant in ukraine right about now

today I am holding SQQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4TFD2PfVPw

Wait a second so all of the jobs added were in low paying "leisure and hospitality" jobs and construction? You mean bartenders and waiters? This job report is starting to sour a bit bullbros

>>55482157
Get better anon

Shilling this company since it's gonna be the new Ryanair after they've started buying up smaller airlines now.

>>55482222
checked

>>55482222
Checked
Bro I’m about to bomb my toilet right about now

>>55482232
PUMP MY BA BAGS

OMG what happened?

https://youtu.be/tngVeS6fWhs?t=126

Content creators BTFO

I can't resist catching these knives with a smol, reasonably sized buy.
But it's probably going much lower, let's be honest.

>>55482241
Blinken and the Chinese had a staring contest and Blinken lost.

>got back from work
>big and thick giant red dildo
WHATS GOING ON

>>55482254
Just some open hour kikery it's all good.

>>55482254
i fingered my fat girlfriend this morning and now i cant get the smell off me

It would be a great day to buy if I hadnt already bought all in
I guess I'll just watch my portfolio value decrease

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Today nothing will happen, the $1000 I made 5 minutes ago is all I will get. All the good shit happened in futures trading.

Now that I'm making this post it will go straight down and I won't have time to rebuy my puts. If I do, it will go back up and hit my stop loss before going back down again.

>>55482257
just embrace it
you'll go nose blind to it after a while

>>55482254
It's just cooling off a bit for the next rally.

>>55482250
Lol

>>55481713
>KRE -3%
L o l.

Why don't i just put my gold under a dragon where it's safe, fucking stock may

slurpers getting annihilated right now

>German Factory Orders (M/M) May: 6.4% (exp 1.0%; prevR 0.2%)
- German Factory Orders WDA (Y/Y) May: -4.3% (exp -9.7%; prevR -9.3%)

This was earlier. Now look where DAX is. Any EUbros, never ever care about EU data. Or you will lose.

t.bobo, but closed his shorts way too early.

I should have kept my $438 puts I hate this shit

WOAH THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>55482295
I some of my DAX shorts at 15900, right when the crash started, can you imagine? And I was too stubborn to just jump back in.

>>55482301
They can't stop the selling, they're probably gonna halt trading.

Wild morning eh lads?

>>55482322
its only begun
today, -5%
tomorrow, -5%
monday, -7%

>>55482318
>they're probably gonna halt trading
-.20% is the maximum daily loss allowed for the S&P so I wouldn't be surprised
>>55482273
Will close green

I’ll be scooooooping bros

>>55482330
if KRE closes green I will sharpie in pooper

>>55482329
GIB SPY 360

MSFT still green!

>>55482335
this is what happens to slurpers from now on

That's a nice Bart on the nasdaq. Haven't seen that since my days trading shitcoins

CMON SLURPERS; SLURP IT UP.
I WANT TO SEE YOU GULPING
GULP IT!

>>55482344
Bias from the AI trading algorithms. They just want to hasten the 2065 singularity.
Joke's on them, this won't translate into profits for another 5-10 years min.

>>55482329
Hey SHUT UP with that

>s&p opens down 45
>calmly trades in a 5 point range

>>55482359
YOU SLURP IT

>>55482358
dont have a cow man

>>55482371
It'll defend 4400 for a few hours and the melt up. Green by close

You thought the crash would be obvious and for a reason? AHAHAHAH

>>55482371
theres been a lot of 2 sided trade lately
when the slurpers realize institutions are actually buying the 0dte puts en mass expect to see more violence

>>55482223
That's a qt Fauna, son

update on TOTAL SLURPER DEATH

ISM and Jolts in less than 3 minutes

The funny line is gonna go back up right guys?

>>55482406
Yes. Not as high of course, but it always bounces a bit on the way down.

>>55482406
its already going up
youre just holding the chart upside down
youre missing out on all the laughs

The markets are just doing a little gap filling that's all.

if i kept my $438 puts I would have an extra $10k right now

You all made.fun of me last week for shorting SPY

I should probably close this out soon but hoping we drop a bit more

>>55482403
ISMs look good

>>55482406
I don't think it's so funny.

>>55482423
the gap above wont be filled for another 10 years
you are witnessing the end of another dotcom like era

>>55482429
Broooo. almost closed mine yesterday

AAAH GOOD DATA, SELLLLLLLLLL lol

>wake up
>market dead
what happened this time
china?

>>55482430
>short dated single option on robinkike
youre just a gambler who loses all his money in the end

>>55482429
ffs US drop was obvious for today, NOT EU which was dropping for 3 days already

>>55482433
Doomer Joe.

>>55482443
Remote workers fucking around on Friday while holding 4 remote jobs at once
This is making the Fed sad and frowny

>>55482430
FUCK YOUUUUUU

>>55482445
It's not gambling if you have a strategy and a stop loss :^)

Baking...

>>55482445
>short dated single option on robinkike
>youre just a gambler who loses all his money in the end

Nigger. Short dated? I bought these puts in june.

Ok, now I am getting heeemed

>>55482474
lol 30 days is still short dated and you decided to hold it to expiry? youre just confirming what i said mr gambler

REDDIT BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

can you fags stop dumping BTC please and thank you

>>55482506
We dindu nuffin.

>>55482506
fuck your shitcoins
the next halving is going to be the most telegraphed dump of crypto youve ever seen
people dont understand crypto and high interest rate environments is a completely new mix

>>55482493
It's gambling? Bro the Market was CLEARLY over bought. You stupid mumus always think it will go up forever in a straight line.

As if no one is going to take profits when we're near all time highs.

>>55482461
Where’s my fucking bake you Brazilian slut

>>55482506
BTC is NDX on meth. It'll go back up when the block reward halves again.

SOXL BUY looks good SOXL David Soxl CEO found dead in his apartment

jesus fucking christ. stop fucking me hard bobo.
STOP

>>55482518
It was a ruse!

Someone bake

Wtf

fine ill do it

Here's the part where indices shoot straight up while yields continue to rise parabolically for maximum pain

>>55482522
meant for >>55482497

>>55482517
>It's gambling? Bro the Market was CLEARLY over bought.
>You stupid mumus
please its too painful to read your takes. its clear you opened your robinhood account to buy gamestop
i dont care which way the market goes i make money either way

>>55482527
Marching on to 400 posts. Let's do this!

CAN YOU HEAR IT
COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

>>55482284
good, i fucking hate that meme, i hope they get fucked so hard they have to pay some TheRapist for to tell them their parents didn't love them for the rest of their lives

>>55482517
Then why is Europe down 2%? Their indices haven't even gone up much in the last month

>>55482546
>>55482546
>>55482546
>>55482546
>>55482546

I think 4391 was the bottom.

>>55482535
Shut up and post.your positions

>>55480922
>>>55481855
GUYS! I found that I made a default sell order number (aka 100).
4900 shares remaining +20% BABY

>>55482528
casual day in EU, on no news

>>55482542

Yep!

>>55482662
>OH LAWD
>DEM RANGS
>OH LAWD DEM RANGS
>DEM RANGS OF POWAAHHHHH

>>55482693
If the markets were really worried then MSFT would be red. Indices will close green and melt up the rest of the month. Strong jobs data is bullish

Can we make it to 425 posts before this gets archived? Even with a new thread baked