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Hey /biz/

I recently cashed out of my crypto. I figure I made enough gainz and all the dumb money entering the market recently is making me uncomfortable. I managed to turn a tasty profit ( didn't pay taxes either ) and I have a lot of dosh on hand to spare. I was thinking of buying my smoking hot, 10/10 girlfriend ( pic very related. u jelly much? ) something nice. What do you think would be a good idea for a present to put a smile on the lady's face?

>> No.5545774

I'm gonna write jokes and earn fucking money doing nothing with BZC faggot, what are you guys doing? Kek.

>> No.5545834

https://discord.gg/aaHZDfV

Not being all in on bazinga coin

>> No.5545843

>>5545670
I cashed out today too, anon. This morning. Now I get to sit back and giggle as the bubble bursts.

($3000 in 2016 to $450,00 in 2017, thanks for the house guys! Best of luck making it go up 1000x from here!)

>> No.5545917

>>5545670

Congrats anon! Buy your lady some Aesop cosmetics. They're pretty nice. Have a great life!

>> No.5545962

Sheit guys fucking jaleaous , started with 1k in august now at 10k...
Cashed for the crash (obvious bear market)
Really hope to get those gains in 2018, your insights ?

>> No.5546004

>>5545670
How much have you got?

>> No.5546084
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5546084

>>5545670
>10/10

>> No.5546388

If you're a caucasian male, a filipino 10 is a normal 5. Filipinos have been brainwashed by catholic religion to love any caucasians.

>> No.5546646

>>5546388

Don't be fooled, I am quite the stud muffin. I could easily get a white girlfriend, but I don't want to because white girls these days are such vapid, self-absorbed sluts

>> No.5547347

>>5546646
>stud muffin

Is pic also very related? If yes, then:
>>5546084

>> No.5547534

>>5547347

Looks can be deceiving. I am actually quite the slayer. I have invested 1000s of hours in online PUA training and enrolled in about a dozen infield courses.

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5548064

>>5547534
If that were true, then you would know she's not a 10, by any measure; you also wouldn't be spending any money on women. Here anon, read this.

>> No.5548137

>>554567

He probably wants the surgery.

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5548208

nice my dude, im in the same boat as you

buy her some sexy outfits
girls love that stuff and you get to reap the real benefits

pic related, me and my gf

>> No.5548255

>Chinlet and jawlet
top fucking kek

>> No.5548267

>>5546646

Nice response. I retract my first insult. Carry on.