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>take large shit in company bathroom
>gets clogged and leaves shit water everywhere
>no plunger is provided
What to do in this situation?

>> No.55474943

>>55474884
Leave and when asked just say you only took a piss.
Happened to me too many times...

>> No.55474949

>>55474884
wdym? Sounds like you accomplished the only reason for going in to work

>> No.55474955

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I clog on company time.

>> No.55474962

>>55474943
At least 5 separate witnesses saw me struggling on the toilet

>> No.55474965
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55474965

>>55474884
Looks like you’re getting free lunch wagie it’s time to FEAST ON THE LOGS to cover up the oopsie!

>> No.55474977
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55474977

>>55474884
He doesn't
>eat poo
>drink pee
ngmi

>> No.55475984

Bumping so everyone knows how big my bowel movements are compared to theirs

>> No.55476035

>>55474962
How would 5 people see you on the toilet? Is it a busy washroom and they can recognize you by your shoes?

>> No.55476066

>>55474884
sounds like someone has to clean up that mess

>> No.55476094

Be a good wagie and break up that log with your fingers.

>> No.55476119

>>55474884
call OSHA and get some free time off