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first for janet yellen never making it back from china

The market is a scam

will SOXL hit $30 again?

Baking.

>>55470589
Yes but it has to hit 5 first

so just buy SPY Calls?

>>55470589
It will eventually. Semiconductors are a profitable sector because of high demand.

>>55466351 #
>if he were around he would put the money printing lunatics to rights
A HUGE part of volcker's "taming" of inflation was just cooking the books hardcore, early 80s is when they started using complete ass-pulls like "owner equivalent rent"

>>55470576
lmfao

>>55470581
lol love that meme

>>55470589
Will hit $30 early next week

Oil bros...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc

>>55470735
>just cooking the books hardcore
excuse me, what?
>when they started using complete ass-pulls like "owner equivalent rent"
wtf is this? this sounds dank

>>55470823
yeah i am thinking that it may in fact be our turn.........

oh god, i bought the top didnt i

When will it get interesting?

>>55470846
Yes

>>55470858
no, please no.

Futures are healing

>>55470851
it has been interesting if you were holding the right 7 or 8 megacaps

Nothing can knock this market down. Not even Biden.

>>55470866
every trip and fall NVDA gains 10%

> futures

Should I invest in physical cash?

Does anyone have that graph that shows that every generation likes the years of their youth except for GenZ who for some reason really like the 1990s? I can't find it on Google. :(

I love buying calls because it's always right. Literally so easy. Just turn off your brain and forget the macro.

>>55470887
It's useful in certain kinds of emergencies. Like if your bank is suffering a major problem. Or if electricity or communication networks aren't working. Too bad about the high inflation though.

>>55470830
The way CPI is calculated was changed to produce lower readings, one of the changes was "owner equivalent rent", instead of tracking housing by, you know, tracking the price of houses, OER surveys a group of home owners (who are completely out of the housing/rental market) and asks them what they think they'd pay to rent their house

Surely you guys are buying tesla calls and shit, right? We're gonna pump hard into earnings while bears keep getting squeezed like retards
Easiest money since nvidia gigapumped

>>55470793
You think? I'm balls deep in SOXL and really hoping it ends up at 50+ this year

USA

>>55471006
The reason why the sell much more is because they lowered prices. They will surely be fine and profitable, but you can't really tell what to expect and if that rallye hasn't already happened in anticipation of all that. You can still buy calls

>>55470978
Interesting. Doesn't matter what the market price is, only what a random group would pay to rent their own home (no wonder they'd low ball it).
Is ice bath anon still around? I just came across this article and was wondering if his experience is the same. https://www.psypost.org/2023/06/brain-imaging-study-links-increases-in-positive-emotions-after-cold-water-immersion-to-changes-in-neural-connectivity-166073

So the market will plummet this week or next week?

>Markets

https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ

Clown world markets need to end, I hope russia fucks with that nuclear plant.

>>55471108
I'm guessing this week, based on this email from linkedin

>futures

>OSTK

I been a furniture nigga for a while now... heh... let's just say this run up is before the global leg gooning... heh... yup... we're just getting started.

>>55471035

Yes. It fuckimg wentup 9% one day last week. Ans it had a day where it was up 18% in a single session.

The price is $26....$30 aint shit. I would eat every call i could find.

Yout get a 2% NASDAQ green day and SOXL will be over $30

>>55471114

Very bullish

>>55470556
>be China
>loan billions to Africa
>turns out Africa is insolvent (big suprise)
>Chinese banking system collapses
Chinese history is just one massive humiliation after another

>>55471261
nah, they fucking knew africa is insolvent.
they’re just using that shit as negotiating leverage for the raw materials and natural resources there that they want to plunder

WHY IS SHE DYING?!

test shill
buy SOXL

>>55471046
HH brother

>>55471261
theyre gonna inherit all of their ports and roads

What's /our/ oil stock /smg/?

Bobros...i'm tired of waiting. I feel like there is no bear thesis anymore

>>55471339
NRGU cause we insane on god

I'll ask this here:

Is futures the only way to get into commodities trading or can you trade equities like ETFs for commodities like OJ and coffee?

>>55471377
you can trade etfs that trade commodities, like USO, which tracks crude oil. these are complex investment products that buy futures contracts so learn a little about them first

>>55471346
That's exactly what they want you to think. As in october when everybody was bearish.

>>55471323
based.

Quick reminder that basketball americans are NOT welcome on /smg/. Thanks.

>>55471346
The bear thesis is everything. The bull thesis is it doesn't matter.

>>55470568
Siga?

Why the actual FUCK is unemployment still so low

>>55471491
The government is fudging the numbers hard.

>>55471491
Low participation, covid handouts trained the population that they don't have to work

>>55471068
>thinks tesla stock is mainly concerned with its cars
It's their charging stations

The time is 12:30am and I just had the sudden urge to remove hard water scale from my shower head. I have now completed this task. The shower head looks very shiny. My fingers smell of the vinegar I used to loosen the hard water scale. Tomorrow will open red and close red.

>>55470912
I sell puts. More risk for same or lower reward.

>>55471648
>More risk for same or lower reward.
the /biz/ way

>>55471491
declining participation in employment polls, people had to get part time jobs to earn moar moniez to survive plus companies spending credit money to fund credits and FED/govt still doing de facto stimulus with one hand while "tightening" with another. Keep in mind their "tightening" is still far below inflation so they are still in negative real yields territory which still keeps bigger zombie companies afloat enough that they don't have to do massive firing of workers. Only small companies go under so far plus few banks.

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55471648
nah it's less risky if youre selling on good companies. and the returns can be insane as well 100%+ annualized

>>55470823
>he didn't sell above $71
lmao

also
>futures

Weird how DAX crashes harder in premarket on a day with US than on a day without US during regular session

>>55471710
sir we do not allow this in our forum this is a blue board we need to be friendly to advertisers

>>55471710
Interesting. Very nice.
Lets see America's mark- oh fuck we're in a glownigger market, buy buy buy

DAX completely shitting itself, wonderful holiday pump and dump

>DAX completely in ruins
>Hovers a few percentage units below ATH
Come on bros, it's just gonna get slurped again. The banks have now confirmed that they are gonna drag out inflation for as long as possible and since inflation is bullish... well, you get the point.
Hmm, I feel like DAX might be good for trading though. It seems to nicely bounce on Bollinger. Then again, everything seems to trade nicely, until it suddenly doesn't

markets dumping because america wasn't trading yesterday and all markets react to america

>gallium
Used in battery chargers and inverters. What other applications does it have? A shortage will crimp Biden's EV charging and green energy plans.

>decided to anonymously harass another one of my hookers again

kek futures are red on no news

>>55471862
OMG BROS WE HAVE NO NEWS!
HOW CAN THE MARKET SLIP 1% WITHOUT MY HECKIN NEWSERINOS?

>>55471819
Basically all military electronics that matter. First and foremost, it means the US can't build any of its current production radars anymore.

>>55471819
>>55471875
Also, economic sanctions that severe mean that WW3 is pretty much guaranteed at this point.

>>55471833
What’s this gay ass app

>>55471833
Dangerously based.

>get new job
>$1500 in company stock as a sign on bonus
>stock is at ATH

Booooo I wanted more shares

Cycle of the Woman:
A woman wants a vapid life of fads & to keep men competing for her, with the euphemism of being a princess seduced by princes, only to end up in bed where she wants to talk dirty, to be fucked raw while squirting everywhere, ''omg this never happened to me b4'', succumbing to a convulsive orgasm, the highlight of her life, the legendary vaginal holy grail she heard so much about during the regular sex gossip at the spa with her girl friends giggling in unison.
For years she dreamed it was HERTURN, yet for years she put up with subpar self-glorifying sexual partners hooked up from work, hobbies & bars.She unconsciously keeps a vague fantasy of merging the vaginal duality of the princess at day & whore at night: the glorified Liberated Lady, where her cognitive dissonance would've no beginning & no end.No more hysteria, no more schizophrenia, her true self finally found and accepted.Princess Diana would be proud of her vaginal enlightenment

At the early stage of their lives, women prefer to let Men do the first step, let them think they're in control & the stronger sex; as a bonus she doesn't view herself as a total slag & can play the harassment card if the orbiter is too repulsive.Men love this, falling hook, line & sinker

Willy-nilly, the little minx ends up pregnant; it's what happen after years of casually bending over.She debates for a few days whether to keep it, to tell whoever she thinks fertilized her over these last few weeks.She fancies playing the helicopter mom, to be there for a tiny kid, taking it in her arms & feel the heartbeats; exactly what men dream of doing to women.Women love their kids, even if it's only as a tool to smother them, remain faithful to them.Women never love men & aren't faithful to men.They don't even need to anyway; they practice love like a banker performing a cost-benefit analysis

>>55471894
sell?

I hope we all make money today

>>55471904
Why are its legs backwards?

>>55471882
BASED removal of Moskovia and Winnie The Poohia are long overdue.

>>55471833
after you revealed yourself as being white and not black i cant tolerate this behavior from you

>>55471925
>needing your opponent to supply you with the materials to beat them in WW3
>bullish
I shiggy diggy in your general direction.

Natural Gas and Bitcoin are going to rip upwards, get in now.

Buy Buy Buy

>>55471925
China has done nothing wrong (ignore my massive LEAPS on baba)

All EU PMI worse, some (france) even below 50 now. Can we finally crash? DAX back to 14k at least, thanks.

>>55471973
Commies deserve no right to head any country. CCP belongs six feet under.

Shorted DAX with a x15 leverage. Wish me luck bobros

>>55471900
The shares are probably locked for a while for that guy

>>55471998
>Thinking that PMI matters
Brooooooooooooooooo. We are so gonna reverse-dump

>>55472007
What, now? We dropped quite a lot today . Might rebounce back to 16k. Am short DCA, will load more if it bounces back up, but it seems stuck at the moment. Needs the US to move further. Hope that daily won't be turned into a huge cup and handle.

>>55472029
Ok, nothing matters, fine.

>>55472004
>china
>communist

Hope you load up on SQQQ, the bull run is over.

>>55472076
You aren't the one who decides that, bear.

I am.

>>55472059
tankies go gulag

I believe that we are now leaving Blitzkrieg Euphoria and entering into "Battle of Volgograd". Krugman really has gone too far this time.

>>55472088
Nice image pack, anon. Where can I download it myself?

>>55471819
its used in newer semis for low(ish) voltage applications, has low switching losses
might gain market share in the future
>https://www.infineon.com/cms/en/product/power/gan-hemt-gallium-nitride-transistor/

>>55472007
10 am german time, algos pumping on bad data.

RIP brother in bobo

So anon, what exactly is your edge for being in the market?

yeah this dip won't last past 10am

>>55472184
time in the market

stay positive and think happy thoughts n shiet

>>55472187
This only works for Mumu, which proves it's a ponzi.

>>55472197
speaking of Ponzi, how many of you are cryptards?

>>55472039
The data is fluctuating around 50. Take a look at the historic chart of PMI. It literally tells you nothing. Just another made up statistic.
What we do know is that inflation is high and will remain high, which is incredibly bullish for stocks.

IM ABOUT TO ORDER A TRIPPLE BURGER WITH FIRE SIDE CORN TELL ME IM A FAT FUCK TO GET ME TO STOP

>>55472205
No crypto, nice deflection, Crypto is an even greater ponzi, cause it's completely worthless. Pathetic attempt.

>>55472230
What deflection? I deflected nothing.

>>55471900
some companies take as much as 10 years to be fully vested and be able to sell stocks given out like that

>>55472218
I just my 5 sets of weighted pull ups, you fat fugg. It's not so bad with fast food like burgers, to be honest. Just go for a walk then. 2h walk = 13-14km should do the trick.
If you wanna overindulge, you also gotta overdo on other parts of life as well so as not to become a fattie.
Also, why is copper going down? If China is limiting export, it should be going up, no? Then again, a slower China economy means copper will go down. Fugg

>>55472276
Copper is used also outside China. 3rd world still needs a lot of wires and so does EV cars that need even moar copper than regular ones. Also copper is needed to maintain (read not start regressing in quality of living) current infrastructure - both electric and electronic plus chemical including medical drugs. But that's long term, not some "uh oh CPP decided to ruin own economy so world no longer needs copper, I better sell" manic depressed mindset.

>>55472240
You tried to devalue my point by strawmanning me into a cryptoholder

>>55472276
??? China isn't a copper exporter. They import copper and manufacture it. They export rare earths and other specific metals. Copper is dying cause China is dying.

>>55472309
I'm afraid comprehensive reading skill is not your strongest characteristic

>>55472314
>speaking of Ponzi, how many of you are cryptards?
So, you weren't implying I was a cryptard? Then I misunderstood your reply. I thought you were defending the ponzi.

shiet futes are blood red wat do

>>55472349
Cover and go to sleep?

>>55472346
I was addressing everyone in this thread.

I haven't logged into my brokerage accounts for more than a year because I made horrible choices and are still in the red. I wanted to try again but not be retarded this time.

I forgot the the answers to my TD ameritrade account so I can't move it to scawb and robinhood wants to have to text me to log in and I don't want to give them my number.

maybe the universe is telling me something.

Bloody basterd market, why is she dropping? Will group her

my portfolio is 100% gold miners

red day today? i guys i should get on SOXS this morning

>>55472416
Like who? I have BHP

>>55472445
at this level, you can get on at any point. But be sure to fuck off before the 13th, when TSMC will say "we do only AI wafers at 30k a pop"

>>55471346
Alright I got a good post for ya this mornin', markets don't crash when people are all being bearish and scared. They crash when the mania and euphoria are at sky high levels. This is going to be 1999 cranked to 11. Ride the wave, its going up for awhile. Be careful hedge your bets. When it comes down it will be fast and hard and then expect "bear" minimum (heh) 18 months of bleed. Be patient, look around. The AI mania is going to sink this floundering ship. 5 names are keeping the entire market afloat right now. Expect ATHs for some before the plummet. You got this anon.
>t. Tradin' since the 80's, never had a bad year

Sausage Mcmuffins are 2.29
Egg McMuffins are over 4 dollars

The price of eggs came down, but mcmuffins are still treated as a luxury. Inflation never goes away.

>>55472457
problem is we had inflation so it's really not that high yet. I'd sell at 5200 SPX

>>55472466
See you in 2050

>>55471111
I bought OSIS and MIR options in case some nuclear event happens, I think they make stuff for nuclear events

>>55472457
It's bare minimum

>Siemens Energy at the bottom of DAX
Finally is that crap going down. Let the green mafia bleed a little bit

>>55472488
Based retard

>futures

I tried to warn you. How much more bloodshed are you willing to take before it's too late?

There is a spider watching me in my room. The bears may be right

This market is so retarded. Today they announced that german carmakers have the worse future prospects since 2008. Today german carmakers are one of the few green companies in DAX.

>Forward looking
LMAO

>>55472516
spiders are bros.

current bear thesis?
>also oil go up

>>55472516
I catch ants on my back porch and feed the ones in my workshop/office. This one girl is getting pretty big for a house spider

>>55472520
>>55472516
Spiders are cousins of crabs, so what does this mean for today?

>>55472519
That means labour cuts and that means buy buy buy in clown world so they're prob just jumping the gun. Or maybe buyout on the horizon. Who knows in clown world.

>>55471282
>they’re just using that shit as negotiating leverage for the raw materials and natural resources there that they want to plunder
>>55471329
>theyre gonna inherit all of their ports and roads
"lol we are nationalizing all those assets because fuck you"
>China can't do anything because 0 power projection
whoopsie doopsie turns out you need a REAL navy before you can pretend to be an empire

>>55472516
Does anyone have pic related but for spiders? FUgg, I can't seem to find it. I should really clean up my folders

>>55472538

>>55472538
I have this one

>>55472527
Web movement where the market zips up and down several times weaving a web until we're caught in it and die

>>55471282
>ya we totally ment to lend out billions in loans to build infrastructure that will never be finished and that will never be paid back and will not even collect interest
>we did this to somehow get resources africa was going to export to us for cheap anyway

>>55472553
Sounds like a 0dte killer day, I'm fine with that.

>>55472557
>he doesn't know how the world bank actually works
>he doesnt know about ISDS
>he doesn't know that owning a nation's ports and transportation infrastructure is even more valuable than the resource
So, how's Sri Lanka doing these days?

>he thinks his imaginary monopoly money is gonna exist in 40 years
I just trade for fun, if I win some, nice, might spend it on something I want right now, but investing for the future? lol ok

>>55472592
>he doesn't know China has never made a sound financial decision in its entire history
>he doesn't know China has never made a sound strategic decision in its entire history
>he unironically believes the Chinese are are masterminds of a grand global plan
If it was a good idea the US would have done it, China doesn't own shit, and will fall flat on their faces like they always have, another century of humiliation

>>55471819
All of the gallium produced worldwide fits on 10 trucks, so I would expect a very volatile price. Is that true?

>>55472532
>labor cuts
>to germoid auto makers

unions are too strong and wont even let wage decreases happen
there will have to be a major crisis much worse than what we have seen so far to force their hand
instead it will probably go like this: no further expansion of operations in germutt, opening of factories in eastern EU or Turkey or asia or US, slowly fade out germoid boomers without replacing their positions with younger applicants

>>55472416
Based, tho I would like to point out that silver miners are cheap as fuck now and it's hard to not salivate at these prices.

>>55472626
Nvm I found some data

>futures
holy mother of it'sover

Man if adblocker ever stops working i may just kill myself, they are getting annoying trying to bypass it all the time

>>55472746
Yeah, investing started this shit a few weeks ago I think.

>>55472790
And now?
Piss your pants?
Maybe piss shit cum and fart?

>>55472802

>>55472815
>hurr smart money

>futures

mumus we eating good today

Wtf is this mountain range on the DAX the last weeks? Looks like garden gnomes, as german as it gets.

>>55472651
It's more of a supply chain problem than a fab killer. Depending on how hard the restriction will go, price can indeed shoot up.

Odds: Green day
Evens: red day

now that the end of the quarter window dressing is over, now that fund managers were able to make up for the lack of bonuses over the previous year and have now received their large bonuses, guess what happens next /smg/??

>>55472906
>guess what happens next /smg/??

>>55472906
Doomers circlejerk while nothing actually happens

>>55472906
fund managers are up an average of 0.3% though

>>55472906
nothing

AAAAH, WHO'S SELLING!?

>Wake up
>China's consumer data comes in so weak it's Bogging the whole market
Fucking China man

>>55471957
what makesyou think this? i swear you said this last thread and i asked why and you didn’t answer.

>>55472746
Disabling JavaScript blocks it, but yeah uBlock hasn’t fixed it yet

>>55472979
>Thinks average means each

Bros I got the itch that only a booze fueled bender can solve. Already had a good meal and took some multivitamins. Is anything noteworthy happening this week that I need to know, before I engage in degeneracy?

>>55473072
It doesn't have to mean each. What are you on about?

>>55473039
>he doesn't know about TQQQ and SQQQ
These two stocks are all you need.

>>55473039
>Actually thinking data would matter

>>55473082
Nothin bro go back to sleep.
>That pic
Where are all the Filipinos?

Record 120 shares of O in my Roth and now I’m pivoting. Next I’m going to focus on SCHD and NEP. My goal is stability and dividend growth. What are some dividend growth stocks you like

>asset randomly pumps at midnight on zero volume
>dumps once volume picks up
Who are these people buying garbage in the wee hours?

Soft landing bros?

spx ready to pump

thinkorswim (TDbank) wont give me options privileges. waht teh fuck? i just want to day trade SPY calls and they wont let me do that. only sell covered calls for stock i own. what do they think i am, a boomer? i dont have fucking 20 years to get 10% return i need to make money now

is there a name for when a chart does this?

Fuck, who the fuck scheduled the minutes to be after America's Birthday. I didn't prepare for this shit, and totally forgot that this happens every fucking 6 weeks. Just fucking sell everything.

>>55473180
price = sin(x)

Embrace Deep Sea Mining buy TMC. Support Naru.

>>55473191
calm down. it's the greatest economy ever recorded in human history. it will be fine.

>>55472815
good, less people in money market funds means more money for me

>futures

>>55473204
CALM DOWN??? HOW CAN I BE CALM!

>>55473141
vt

>>55473163
its coming

>>55473217
Say the words baggie

>>55473226
You're retarded, and queer. You probably buy Bud Lite at Target.

>You are central bank
>You panic and create too much liquidity which causes inflation
>Need to suck out excess liquidity from system
>How can you do this?
>People will not voluntarily give up their excess cash
>People will do everything that they can to hold onto their excess cash
>Get brilliant idea
>What if we reinflate the market
>Reinflate the market to crazy bubble valuations
>Run propaganda ministry overdrive to get consumers to invest in bubble
>Excess liquidity is gone - tied up in equities
>Crash the market
>Excess liquidity is gone, surplus demand is gone, inflation is kill
>Successful monetary policy!
and still, you will be surprised when it happens..

>>55473218
Looking for more dividend focused stocks for my Roth. I hold VT in my taxable brokerage

>>55473240
Yeah and? Lusting after man pussi is still somehow less embarrassing than your outburst

>>55473261
I didn't even write that, everybody who believes I actually wrote that are retarded and their opinions can be discarded.

>presents

>>55473272
Has your tripcode, it's legit

64k up my retarded month refuses to stop.

>>55473295
That's sick dude.

I feel like I haven't seen someone winning in here for a while

SToP SELLING MY BOY DAX, HOW DEEP CAN HE GO!?

>>55473291
The fonts are all wrong. You probably got worse grades than the black kids who were given C's so they could play on the football team.

SPY's dumping today, right? There's a correction coming, right?

Super important, business related poll on who's the best girl in DanMachi, updated to include all waifus:
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrLdPqyA

>>55473295
that's awesome

>>55473295
options?

>>55473295
What were your plays, anon

>>55473295
meanwhile in reality

>>55473318
No just stocks

>>55473326
Just buying a bunch of TMC before the ISA meets

REDDIT BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

I fantasize about my girlfriend's mother
last night as I was fucking my gf I couldnt cum until I imagined it was her mom
shes fat and has silver hair but something about her sweet southern belle ways does it for me.

anyway what should I buy today, SQQQ?

>>55473359
probably SQQQ. the market did pump pretty hard the other day. this is probably just a cooling off day

>>55472501
GUYS HE POSTED THE GRAPH

>>55473373
Yeah cooling off to SPY 200

>>55473359
yeah SQQQ should out perform the index today. I personally am thinking about getting my hands on a few put SM-H put options, with Grandma Yellen off to go remover her dentures and give a gummy to her Chinese overlords, only for Xi to say, "We just invaded Taiwan" right in the middle of getting his wiener sucked, should be a really bad week for the sector.

>>55473309
Clearly Ryu

>>55473384
semiconductors will be fabbed in India in the future instead of taiwan

Baggie, how do I profit from this?

>>55473402
Invest in toiletcompanies operating in india

>>55472501
We need to protect the Twinks from having their shit pushed in by the chinks. I'm willing to sacrifice every single black male between the ages of 16 and 60 in this country to keep China from invading itself.

>>55473402
I dunno spin, emerging market fund?

Lmao I short DAX, literally 1 second later jumps 5 points, fuck off

Wish I had put more into TSLA. It's a damn moon mission.

>be me
>3rd worlder
>finally find broker that i can make an account with
>they say theyre closing their services to residents of my country
>cant have shit in this shithole
what the fuck do i do now?

>>55473435
OMG THEY SOLD 10K MORE VEHICLES THAN EXPECTED, LETS PUMP THEIR MARKET CAP 80 BILLION

>>55473439
it's ibkr or nothing

>>55473439
Which country?

>>55473445
uhhhh hello its a heckin GIGAfactory??? that means its bigger than a regular factory

>>55473445
God damn right.
t. +21% in a month.

GM niggers

>>55473472
>MFW GM had a solid bounce from spring

>>55471862
Well actually the news was it's going to take 12 months min to bail out banks with debt forgiveness. Also I'm going to point out debt relief for Whites is racist because they have privilege, now liquidity is gone sorry

>>55473493
I think he was saying good morning

>>55473456
do you know if that works for thirdies? they like to ask for a lot of shit we just dont have
>>55473458
the bahamas

>>55473506

Ok guys, I've had enough. I'm shorting TSLA, right NOW.

>>55473503
Nah here's how today will go
>-.50 on market open
>markets will slowly climb the rest of the day
>markets will finish very slightly up (+.1)

>>55473508
I was pretending to not get the joke to troll you. You fell for it.

>>55473507
At least your place is nice. Why don't you make your own crypto exchange? lol

>>55473509
Highest 2 volume sales globally and redesign announcement expected any day? Retard

>>55473526
lol, maybe i should

I don't think ever seen more euphoric markets. This is going to crash and burn soon.

>>55471862
The news is that price is at resistance levels and there isn't enough demand in markets to push through.
You guys trade news?

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>>55473570
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

At what point does this stop printing money?

>>55473509
Pic related is you at today's close. They just slashed prices in Japan, bro.

>>55473589
EXPLAIN

>>55473570
>1 second late

Bearish

>>55473591
It seems pretty aelf-explanatory, just want to know at what point does it become too hard to sell a call in the money

The invisible hand of the market wins again folks. Stocks should obviously be going up in this economy, they just know something you don't.

WTF US PUMPING, EU DUMPING AAAH

what the fuck is going on I don't understand

>>55471732

Wow..somebodys future wife

Well I just took my worst loss in a while. Carnival puts for 17.50 expiring Friday. That was the most asinine run I've ever seen.

>>55473589
Sell that shit, anon

OH GOD BOBO OH NOOOOO

>>55473625
That thing is on a moon mission.

>>55473625
why did it pump so fucking hard? i'm tempted to buy puts but i'm throwing CCL under memestocks

>>55473621
Lmao, she's just drunk and bitch "friend" filmed it and leaked it for no reason. Probably 16-18 and went outside, got hit by fresh air + alcohol combination knockoutwall

>>55473630
still the start of the day, not even half a percent in the green

WHY ARE WE HEALING

>>55473625
>why is Carnival pumping during cruise season

> -0.39%
I'm going back to bed.

soo.... crab or green day?

>dumps on high volume
>pumps back up on low volume
How long is this zombie market going to crab along?

completely shizo price action

Did you guys see that they found a bag of white powder in the white house that tested positive for cocaine?

>>55473621
Marriage rates are inversely proportional to women acting like whores, marriage rates are at all time lows and falling every year. For skanks like her, there is no future.

bros just follow the news

This whole market is getting carried by MSFT, AAPL, NVDA an TSLA, LMAO

>>55473680
yes.

>>55472076
Over already? It just stared a month ago

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

what kind of chart pattern is this bobo?

>>55473690
rsi predicted all of this

I am still in complete disbelief how Netflix is faring so well. Fuckin genius idea and execution. I can't help but to feel like a complete brainlet when these simple ideas turn out to be worth trillions. I kneel

>>55473690
The bull hook

>>55473663
>after hours trading pushes price down
>price pushes up to liquidate shorts and squeeze shorts higher
>new shorts enter and push price back down
The begin of a big inefficient move starts at 4450 so I wouldn't be surprised and I actually expect to see price retrace all the way back down to there.

>>55473690
The "Fully central bank curated and endorsed hyperinflationary zogslop armageddon"

>>55473698
That's why we use it.

Im 18 and trading nyse/nasdaq biotech, right now looking at

ABEO
KRYS
ABOS
ACER
SRPT
ABUS
ACET
ABIO

If you want to discuss plays in biotech with me, you can add me on discord "meowstik"

>Bobo doomers are euphoric over -.2%

>>55473716
Kys

>>55473725
keep yourself safe, faggot

>>55473731
Don't talk to god that way

>>55470589
I am thinking so, and I am staying in it

>>55473737
Christ, I didn't see the ID, i kneel

>>55473725
Do you burger pronounce that like Kiss or K y s?

Friday gap is getting filled.

>>55473716
ahhhhhhh it's such a breath of fresh air to have some "new blood" that I can converse with about stocks and possibly other things ;) of course it can be strictlly business but what with all the biotech you're interested in I may have to show you some things you are not yet well versed in perhaps ha ha ha...... first some questions
1.) how tall are you
2.)hoe much of your body hair has come in
3.) have you purchased a webcam for more personal chatting experiences
4.)your ytd
thanks please get back to me at smithandwesonforever@aol.com

>>55473741
What are your positions so I can short all of them?

>mumus getting euphoric over this

>>55473741
repent, jAW!

Bull Run spotted

>>55473758
Oh some gap is definitely getting filled... if you know what I mean

Is the 4th of july a holiday like christmas when people get gifts or why are people buying stocks like crazy?

Lord please forgive me for taking your name in vain and saying those awful things to you. I'm truly sorry. Amen.

And just like that....... the and-just-like-that posting will continue!

>>55473763
>NVDA, MSFT, TSLA, AMD, AMZN, NFLX, GOOGL, META up
>AAPL slightly red
Why wouldn't they? There is no point in owning any other stock aside from these

>>55473589
Aw, cock. Today's a buy the dip day anyways I think I'll be back on track tomorrow

ugh, low volume nothing burger today
nothing to see here folks, carry on, move along

>>55473760
Turns out zoomers were the boomers all along.

>>55473716
more like KYS

You know what I respect about the bobos? Even though they're wrong 100% of the time, they always keep coming back to participate and be a necessary part of the stock market. If we didn't have the bobo's there wouldn't be anyone to squeeze for liquidity and push my stocks higher. Thank you Bobo. I love you.

>>55473810
The day of the grill is coming, moo moo.

>>55473810
Heh, we'll see about that.
>Not even a bobo, I just like to post the funny pictures

Baking...

Bobos should short EU. easier atm. US later.

>>55473763
My portfolio is 90% tech. Of course i'm euphoric.

BOIL baggies, I dont feel so good

when do you anticipate the dump will kick in? the big one? September seem too obvious

>>55473886
Earnings, nvda will miss.

>>55473200
>TMC
future millionaire

>>55473846
you're full of shit aren't you

>>55473886
I am still thinking September
sometimes the most obvious answer is the right one

>he buys large c(r)ap

>>55473923
>>55473923
>>55473923

I’m gay

>>55473904
real

>>55473898
why do you think theyll miss?

>>55473917
true

Guys tell me what's gonna happen, I can't afford to lose anymore money. I'm on my last nickel and dime.

>>55473725
>>55473760
>>55473804

watafak toxic

>>55470556
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