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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY STUPID JOB

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MISSIONS, STRATEGIES, ROADMAPS, VALUE, USERS, TESTING, MAINTENANCE AND THIS SHIT

WHY ARE MY COWORKERS SO RETARDED

I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN MANAGEMENT CONTROLFREAKERY

I HATE WOMEN

WORKING FROM HOME DOESN'T TAKE THE FEELING OF ENNUI AWAY, JUST THE CRINGE AND MAJOR DISGUST FOR NORMIES

>> No.55473171

Literally just do the bare minimum, memorize the mantras and buzzwords, work 30 min a day and collect a full day's worth of paycheck. It's not too hard.

>> No.55473177

>>55473155
>8:30am on the east coast
Kek are you posting this from some shitty all hands stand up. Me too.

My boss just said "value add" again and I want to roundhouse kick him

>> No.55473181

>>55473155
quiet quitting is the answer

>> No.55473185

>>55473155
literally me ty based bot

>> No.55473251

>>55473177

No, mid-day Bongistan boredom, on my extended lunch break.

>> No.55473371
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>>55473155
>>55473251
Software engineer too? It's not so bad anon, just stop caring.
I'm WFH and I've done nothing today other than a 5-minute standup. I might do an hour or so of work later, might not.

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>>55473371
Essentially this
Do the bare minimum, don't burn neurons on code (just deliver something that works), attend meetings where you'll probably be mostly quiet while PMs and middle managers speak.

Easiest 84k/yr in my life.

>> No.55473393

>>55473371
This.

>t. have 1yr savings so don't care if I get sacked
Works quite well desu, I always get good reviews.

>> No.55473400

>>55473371

No, a product manager. Why do you keep ignoring my roadmaps?

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>>55473155
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PROFIT MARGIN

>I DON'T CARE ABOUT OPERATING COSTS, PASSION, MERITOCRACY, COMPETITVENESS, MOTIVATION AND THIS SHIT

>WHY ARE MY COWORKERS SO WHITE MALE CENTRIC

>I ONLY WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN MANAGEMENT AND ENFORCE DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION

>I HATE OUR LACK OF LGBTQ+ REPRESENTATION

>WORKING FROM HOME DOESN'T GIVE THE SAME FEELING OF JOY, WE NEED TO RETURN TO OFFICE SO I CAN SOCIALIZE AND GOSSIP AND PLAN MY OUTFITS

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>>55473400
>Why do you keep ignoring my roadmaps?
Sorry anon, I need another two weeks.