/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for fuck the government.

Breaking news, /ourgirl/ has posted again

Reminder that the "Buy Calls"/Tay/eWhore poster is a literal confirmed fed, and he's trying to laugh off the last thread where he got called out, with this OP edition name.

Definitely don't buy calls anon.

Should I do it, frens? Should I finally get back into the market?

>>55455370
I'm all in short and I'm worried about the timing. It's going to flush out soonish but I really don't know about this being any kind of local top. I'm a reckless and stupid gambler who loses money.
>>55455356
Who dates a fat chick expecting her to get /fit/? That's something women do with men, not the other way.

i think that this week
will be a bloodbath
we'll all soon succumb
to the market's wrath

>>55455370
It takes more than an army of government shills to change the laws of economics. You feds are just trying to delay the inevitable.

>>55455377
Depends on if you're afraid of missing out or not.
>>55455383
Early fren sorry

buying stock outright is the poorfag strategy. if you're not playing with calls/puts then stay poor.

>>55455394
i have 50 year calls

>>55455394
Lmao. Maybe for 1% of traders. The other 99% blow up their accounts because of this.

THREADLY REMINDER

>>55455412
>Gets stopped out 0.02% above the bottom and immediately recovers into gains
Not in the era of 0dte niggers.

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE
https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE
https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE

>>55455412
Risk management is about size, stop losses are for fools asking to get robbed on a glitch wick. You set stop wins never losses.

>>55455394
literally not true, you can make plenty of money just trading stocks while putting money from your job into your account over time without ever touching options

One guy admitted to making upwards of 40 fud threads a day after he'd open a bearish position on something. I still think about that a lot.

>>55455428
Fuck off glownigger, stop trying to blend in.

i cant wait to add 6k more shekels to my positions today, the juden will NOT shake me out with whatever is approaching, america only goes up

>>55455438
Why you so mad fren?

I got fudded out of Tesla at $240 and now I’m in cash. Wtf do I do? I can’t think of a single stock worth buying at these valuations. What are you buying /smg/? The only thing still beat down is DIS, but I don’t want to invest in transvestites.

>>55455454
coin lazr sdgr jepi

>>55455432
I’m confident we’ll dump at some point, but timing is everything. You can go all in on shorts like >>55455383, but you’re gambling since who knows when the hell the dump will be. You’re fucked if it’s not until next year. But with the yield curve still hilariously inverted, the M2 money supply plummeting, and student loan repayments back on the table, we will dump at some point. If no one loses their jobs though and companies just dump all of their commercial real estate to save money, it won’t be that bad

>>55455451
>>55455460
Imagine being a $50k/year FBI cuck assigned to internet cleanup duty after Biden fucks everything up.

>>55455460
>PE -
Thanks, anon, but those are all incredibly risky.

>>55455467
Oh boy do i have some news for you.

>>55455471
I thought you had the appetite for tsla? Iwm is lagging you could play that leveraged long.

>>55455472
kek if only

>>55455472
If only. The acceleration would be magnificent.

>>55455477
Checked. I did. I held it for about a year, but I didn’t want to lose my tendies so I cashed out. I thought last week would be bad.

Will long term bond yields rise when the yield curves starts to reverse its inversion?

>>55455472
A fucking poorfag FBI wagie nobody who has to pick up after the oligarchs' crack benders. That's (You).

It is amazing how a fraction of a percentage drop in futures changed this thread’s sentiment from bullish to bearish within a day.

>>55455492
yes, tmf and tlt are the play for that, but there is still uncertainty if it's a pause or skip. sep said two more hikes so bonda have been dumping, but equities don't believe it. Good time to take small positions in long end curve then much larger size when no more hikes are confirmed.

>>55455494
I’ve done similar things. I don’t molest children though. We are not the same.

Teslabros where we at?
Tomorrow we rally!

>>55455502
I'd like to buy EDV in my roth ira but only if they hit 5% or 4.5%, that'd be an amazing lock in

>>55455510
Former Tesla bro. Congratulations, anon. Well deserved.

>>55455502
Fuck off fed.

i've just got this sitting around collecting dust. what should i do here?

>>55455517
You really think Feds are on this basket weaving forum? Lmao. They monitor it, but they don’t shitpost in SMG.

>>55455517
okie cya at the bell

What are we looking at this week frens, bloodbath or pumperinos?

>>55455340
Basedbasedbased

>>55455049 #
>This is good for /smg/
Dullard. You perceive this as appreciation instead of dilution of the currency, NGMI.
>instead of giving out trade ideas
I offer nothing BUT the solution.

Short the Shitcoin
Short the Shitcoin
Short the Shitcoin

If you're too cowardly to do this directly by trading your shitcoins for Real Money™ (tickers: BTC/XMR) than do it indirectly by DCAing into SOXL/TQQQ/USD(the 2x semi ETF, not the statist shitcoin).
>b-but muh chop chop
They Will Never Stop.
-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.5T

Even at the top of the dotcom bubble, DCAing into a 3x QQQ would have been a winning move

You will always be a slave as long as you wear their chain of fiat around your neck.

>>55455532
there was one fed that lurked to immediately respond to people who talked about inflation, they tried to memory whole that the fed can't cause inflation and that it was the supply chain, covid, putin, corporate greed, low unemployment, anything but the massive money printing

>>55455534
Wow! Is that a weather balloon?

>>55455383
Based short and cunning bro

>>55455529
That's everyone's question.

>>55455516
>Former Tesla bro
did you ride the wave to ATH them pump & dump? or did you get burned in the bear market and didn't live to see the green numbers go up?
Anyways personally I'm gonna ride the hype into earnings and hopefully sell around 350, then seach the next 20%+ swing long play while I patiently wait for another crash to start accumulating tesla long term

>>55455517
ayo this nigga is against buying 20yr bonds after the fed has said they will hike a couple more times, either way whatever the fed does my lil tmf will do a lil somethin

>>55455546
Dude that’s not a fed, that’s just a liberal with sunk cost fallacy syndrome.

>>55455537
Unless JPow comes out and says something to fuck with the market, we’re pumping until Labor Day. After that it’s anybody’s guess when the dump happens

>>55455394
buying tech megacaps, putting in what you can afford with each new paycheck, and holding for many years is the only guaranteed way to not be poor

>>55455559
I bought around $110 and sold (like an idiot) at $240.

>>55455564
I want a black swan event, the pumping is getting rather boring lately.

>>55455574
We got a black dong event instead.

>>55455563
>>55455560
They are actively shilling financial topics and have been ever since regional banks started collapsing. There are multiple agencies doing this. Our glownigger friend OP is currently trying to blend in after how disasterous the last thread was.

>>55455564
The fed rate is at 5% and we have two more rate hikes to go and that's if core inflation cooperates. And even then its going to hold there for a year if not more.

This is EXACTLY when stocks go sideways and crab for a decade

I know opec isn't having a real meeting this week but I would like to see some more shit flinging from the Saudis.

>>55455568
that's still a lot of profit though
not a bad move by any means, you should have just bought back in last week since it was pretty clear we would get good delivery numbers (that's literally what i did), I was here on friday telling people to buy but they laughed at me

>>55455563
>that's not a fed that's a fed!
Niggerpost or you're a confirmed fed

>>55455563
>Dude that’s not a fed, that’s just a liberal

Don't forget to say "Happy Birthday" to America.

and just like that suddenly all the posts stop

this board is filled with mentally ill manchildren

>>55455644
Hey, if you think this /smg/ is bad, wait until you see the next one

>>55455644
boobies

>>55455644
>this chan
Fixed 4 u

>>55455472
I hope that image gets spread around a whole bunch and confuses people
>Huh but I just saw him on TV
>Actually they prepare his TV appearances days in advance

>>55455544
checked

>>55455578

>>55455340
>>55455360
>>55455390
>>55455438
>>55455467
Hey! What about this chart? Looks like average income/CPI has actually increased significantly.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1xKh
Can anyone help me understand why it feels the opposite?

>>55455678
NIGGER

>>55455644
Yes. Please do not diminish our board culture by trying to be anything else.

>>55455517
Comes to a glowies only edition of SMG, bitches about glowies. Checks out.

>>55455690
Maybe not enough people job hopping? Or perhaps really high standard of living areas have skewed data?

>>55455678
>>55455690
>>55455713
NIGGER NIGGER

>>55455548
It's Bjarke Ingels artwork for burning man.

>>55455678
>>55455713
>>55455704
>>55455732
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>Pre-futures

>>55455755
For me it's the anime grocery store

>>55455732
>>55455745
>>55455704

For me it's KR...

>>55455644
what now?

>>55455394
this guy gets it

futes

My dog was diagnosed with Asperger's. I think I have to get him specialized toys from CHWY.

Indy 5 was good
long DIS

>>55455876
Opening/train sequence at the start was better than the rest of the movie. Disney will probably keep losing money on their movies, good or bad.

>>55455644
Isn't it great?

>>55455876
>DIS
gosh that's an ugly chart, 87 has been a nice floor though. but DIS is broken

>>55455690
>$/index 1982 - 1984 = 100
lies, damn lies, and statistics

-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.5T

Which metric rings true, statist?

>>55455690
Also, you refuse to niggerpost so you're a confirmed fed

Do yall gamble on penny stocks as sort of a hail mary? Or crypto?

>>55455903
RLM said the movie needed to be an hour shorter, better action scenes, and to skip to the last 10 minutes

>>55455969
0DTE call lotto's are probably better, but no

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY-
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY-
NOIDED (NOIDED)
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY-
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY-
NOIDED (NOIDED)
I'VE SEEN-

>>55455969
Penny stocks always dilute. There is no exception to this, very very few might obtain a good enough earnings to have a run-up but the rest will always kill any upward momentum by way of dilution.

>>55456017
So why not just short them long term

>>55455876
I unironically liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, watched it as a kid in theaters. Was Indy 5 better than Crystal Skull?

>>55455923
Every anti-White corporation will perish

>>55456024
Who has the shares to lend?

>>55455923
I agree that DIS is undervalued, but the COVID years have been rough in a dozen different ways. When you get down to brass tax, Disney+ just needs to become profitable. That's their albatross. I do think it's possible, but it'll mean being more efficient with what they produce, what they put on Disney+, and what licensing they can get from other groups. It's a tough spot because "generally speaking" more content makes it easier to obtain and keep subscribers, but the cost to produce has to be high if they don't want the reputation of being a trash streaming service.
I wouldn't recommend buying unless you plan on holding for 10+ years, in which case you'd honestly be better off with a ton of other companies.

>>55456038
Do a lot of white people in this country think Disney is some anti white corpo?

>>55456051
I wouldn't recommend buying a broken chart either, or holding any stock for that matter as I only hold leveraged financial derivatives

>>55456028
Ford does the old man thing pretty well(like he did in Bladerunner 2049), and he's the only likeable character in the whole movie. I'd say better than Crystal Skull.

>>55455984
I find RLM annoying these days and don't watch them, but they aren't wrong.

>>55455984
Hahaha, I scrolled past this post having no idea what the fuck RLM is. Then realized I've watching watching RedLetterMedia for the last 2 hours

>>55456060
>Ford does the old man thing pretty well(like he did in Bladerunner 2049), and he's the only likeable character in the whole movie. I'd say better than Crystal Skull.
Damn, so the action scenes were even better than Crystal Skull? Remember cystal skull had the chase through jungles and all that. the man being eaten alive by ants

>>55456052
Have you not seen the trailer for the live action The Little Mermaid?

>>55455991
Basedbasedbased

>>55456073
Oh I know its some black girl doing the little mermaid role. funny how that makes whites lose their mind

>>55456052
Really? Replacing iconic White characters with nogs doesn't seem aggressively blanco-phobic to you?

>>55456073
just watched the trailer, she's cute, exotic mocha mix lusting after white chads in 1800s fantasy garb? looks like lusty minority teen fiction

>>55456084
Yes Kyle, let's shoot up the school because they are replacing our mermaid cartoon characters with niggers. 1488!

>>55456099
absolutely disgusting smells emanate from the one screen in the megaplex showing jeet '''''films'''''

>>55456099
Nice strawman, nigger faggot

Hypothetically say that I want to buy a 6-month call on a bluechip. If its $200 now, as an example, what is a suitable strike? Does it have to be really close to ITM, like 220 or would a very far OTM strike, like 300 or more, work as well if I think there will be a big move? Basically, what is gonna have more gains on it?

>>55456099
india will never be a superpower

>>55456104
Nothing can be answered if we don't know about volatility / vega data

>>55456078
You aren't white and thinking that the behavior/reaction you're describing as exclusively 'white' is the pejorative that proves it

Are we pumping or dumping today? Place your bets

>>55456116
Pumping for the next 6 years

temple>raiders>crusade>dilate>>>>>skull

>>55456113
lets call implied vol to be about 0.170 +-.01

>>55456098
>She's cute
>lusty
It was nice of you to try not to hate it

>>55456078
Meanwhile every brown person:
"I demand to see people like me, in white countries though, countries full of people that look like me always suck"

>>55456128
W-i-d-e

>>55456104
I favor ATM or close to it, the leverage is more than enough and probability of success is far far greater. deep ITM 2025's are the patrician choice though.

>>55456127
Historical volatility data i mean. choosing strike is really dependent on vol but in general think of it like
OTM options = lotto tickets
ITM options = leverage

That makes one sound better than the other but i don't mean it like that. But it might help you choose your strike if you think there's some mispricing

>>55456104
You can gain more leverage by going deeper OTM. But a 20 delta call hypothetically has an 80% chance expiring OTM and you gain nothing. ATM (similarly to OTM) is all extrinsic value. But you'll have around 50% of expiring OTM. Deeper ITM is better for replicating the underlying stock position. Going further ITM or OTM negates vega. The deep ITM call will also have less extrinsic which negatively effects your break even price. Just go with something from 80 to 90 delta (which should give at least 2x leverage). You can roll or close the position at least 45 DTE to help negate theta.

>>55456134
its not about the far OTM being ITM at some point. ive seen options that jump up even when its still OTM because i guess people think there is a chance its going to be ITM. Im wondering if a far OTM option thats much cheaper will go up in price more than a one closer to the money. I would sell it long before expiry.

>>55456104
Deep ITM, only use options for leverage

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55456128
alright, maybe not so cute. but non the less, all I see outside the culture washing is a young minorities lusting for the acceptance of the demographic of majority. Look at it from the perspective of its intended audience. It's a Young girl of color, lusting to be accepted by, the Caucasian chad and his society. It's an analogy, if anything if I was black I'd be upset the male lead wasn't black. If the little mermaid was Asian, this would be much clearer. But, you know.. it's tailored to the burgers. Its minority teen fiction/romance. If anything it perpetuates the desire of young colored girls to lust after white males

>>55456150
Yeah, you'll need a massive change in delta, or IV to skyrocket, the further out in time an option is the more sensitive it is to IV. I'd recommend playing with an options calculator. or if you're into it, do a risk reversal. Sell a OTM put, for Jan 19' and use the premium to fund a call. That way, both legs have positive delta.

Burgerbros, how do we keep winning?

>US market rebounding
>new bull market
>US inflation dropping
>US economy still growing
>russians getting BTFO
>chinese economy tanking
>europe falling into recession, while inflation keeps rising, AND blacks rioting

>>55456183
bobos cant stand it, they hate to see others succeed

>>55456183
As long as Euroshits get BTFO I don't care what happens.

>>55456143
So if an option has a 50% chance to expire worthless, that probability translates to more leverage in some way because its potentially worth more than people think at the present? hmm i should really start to learn about the greeks.

>>55456183
i like how every one of those countries/continents must invest in us stocks despite hating america if they want any sort of gains. investing in their own shithole country will just plummet their account 90%.

>>55456191
That seagull needs updating to reflect current market conditions. See >>55456167

>>55456078
It's a story by a white author about a white mermaid falling in love with a white prince. Niggers smell, I will never watch a shitwashes race-swapped movie.

>>55456207
Options pricing is based upon extrinsic and intrinsic value. Market makers (who you buy from) will nearly always gain a favorable advantage with the premium/probability of the contract. Or they wouldn't be in business.

Just research LEAPS, and buy deep ITM. Keep it simple until you learn more. Buy some cheap OTM calls too if you want to do additional gambling on the position.

>>55456133
It helps with reversing and cornering.

>>55456257
RETARD

Market makers would prefer to hold ZERO positions on contracts. They only care about the spread

>>55456269
True, MM algos delta hedge simultaneously.

>>55456282
this is what is causing all the gamma action in response to 0DTE calls on big tech

>>55455841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBv9jsOOQUE

>>55456123
Is dial worth a watch?

>>55456295
thanks for the video sir, appreciate you.

>>55456295
Did you make this?

>>55456282
>>55456257
>>55456290
my point is that 80 delta is not 80% chance

the only thing I would trust delta on is SPX

spoonfeed me geniuses of /biz/: what are the good 3 - 5 companies to buy instead of SPY?

>>55456337
$SID
$CCJ
$U
$RKLB
$GRND

>>55456337
don't ask for stock picks. you're just asking for trouble

>>55456315
I actually agree with what you posted regarding LEAPS, I was just chiming in on the behavior of market makers. I think hypothetical call bro should either buy 2025's at a 90 delta and sell short term calls against them. or do a risk reversal.

>futures

>>55456337
AMZN. META. V. COST. MSFT

https://www.euractiv.com/section/energy-environment/news/great-news-eu-hails-discovery-of-massive-phosphate-rock-deposit-in-norway/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

>>55456269
Go run a limited risk, limited reward spread on something highly liquid like SPY. There will still be a probability/premium edge against you. You are correct that part of it is also in the spread. They wouldn't be able to provide liquidity if all options pricing were correct. Because that would be zero sum.

>>55456183
The US is going strong. Strong economy, insanely high wages, medium inflation, people working crazy hard.
>>55456208
come on m8, the stock market in many other countries are also riding the bullish high. Japan is doing exceedingly well. DAX is at ATH. Denmark and Sweden indices are also performing very nicely.
Consistent 20-30% per year has been the case with European stocks for many a year. The tech sector is up several hundred percent in the last 3-4 years.
Norwegian index and oil sector blew up way more than the US last year. There are gains to be had everywhere you look.

Anyway, where is that anon that bought a swedish bear certificate x20?

>>55456175
>young minorities lusting for the acceptance of the demographic of majority
You sound like a nice guy genuinely not hateful so I respectfully disagree. Blacks in particular especially the black youth do not pine at night in desire for acceptance from whites. They simply desire the products that white culture produces and unrestricted access to it. The point you're making would make sense if talking about blacks post abolition to the 40s when blacks desperately wanted to prove to whites that they're capable of emulating them. If anything asians and Latinos are the ones seeking the desire you're referring to - hence the influx of Asian and Hispanic self identified 'white supremacists.' Also race mixing is bad regardless if of the gender black women listing after white men isn't good bc white men will actually marry and impregnate them. You're aren't hateful like me so we see things differently. Hate is a healthy part of my character and a natural human emotion so I try to utilize it in productive ways

>>55456343
>uranium and shitstocks
???

>>55456386
>Anyway, where is that anon that bought a swedish bear certificate x20?
I'm right here :)

>>55456363
>There will still be a probability/premium edge against you.
Barely. Maybe for illiquid complexes.
>>55456269
This anon has nailed it.

>>55456453
You still reckon that the markets are gonna dump on account of 4th of July? I am thinking about going into a bear certificate as the US closes today

>>55456486
i only short when i dont realize who is buying, so if you can still understand who is buying you shouldn't short

The Hang Seng is ripping holy shit

Pre-market opens in less than 30 minutes. What will happen?

>>55456504
Green in anticipation of good PMI and TSLA deliveries.

That's some crazy algo action in EU. Probably because of 35 anniversary of DAX. AI improving

>>55456504
I am expecting a weak and flaccid open.

>>55456183
Your core is still above 5%. Fed wants to bring it to 2%, and to keep it at that. Rates will not decrease until late 2024 and if, not below 3% for sure. They don't want to repeat their mistakes.

>>55456492
I hope alibaba actually runs for once, it's like institutions are artificially keeping it low to accumulate from baggies

>>55456504
green as fuck on crypto stocks

>>55456523
How to recognize algo actions?

>>55456363
But I'm writing options, so how could their be a premium edge for both buyers and sellers of the option? Oh right, it's the SPREAD cause only MMs are buying and selling them I take a haircut on that

>>55456537
up and down, but everchanging. fast price action, no crab

>>55456537
V shape patterns intraday

>>55456538
This is why premium edge for market makers disappears in liquid markets. There's not a lot of alpha in these highly competitive spaces

>>55456537
Look at how this shit is moving

>>55456552
Yeah I have no clue how they'd do it for something like SPX

and I have a feeling this guy >>55456363
is probably right about what he's talking about with "edge" but it's not premium it's something like pin risk. Something with the way they hedge that gives them weight to manipulate markets to keep their positions they didnt manage to close from raping them

>>55456537
>see a large spread on options
>try to undersell the highest ask
>suddenly every sell order is selling at your asking price.

what even is this stock market? Italy reaching new ATH in last years despite high rates, despite higher energy costs, despite today
>Italian HCOB Manufacturing PMI Jun: 43.8 (est 45.3; prev 45.9)
Economy burning, lol

>>55456577
misleading because of 10%+ inflation. we're technically at ~4000 on SPX

>>55456580
I was talking about Italy?

Bad morning sirs, kindly do not redeem the 0dte OTM calls.

>>55456571
From talking with market makers (unironically just quants with data science / financial engineering degrees, dime a dozen in some adjacent social circles here in the bay area), pin risk is a misconception. Market makers are incredibly diversified to the point where they do not need to dynamically delta hedge, so this notion that market makers are all hedging at once to pin positions a certain way is an urban legend.

Essentially, market makers for most equities are so diversified that they do not need to hedge away something even days or weeks after a dramatic move on the underlying. A side note is that one of the MMs I met told me that he knows of some market makers who literally never have a single day of loss i.e. they are running a profit every day. He attributes this to their absurd diversification. Like maybe 1-2 bps per market.

>>55456549
>>55456550
>>55456561
>>55456575
aren't all transactions executed by some algorithm? I dont get the point..

>>55456600
Might be, but today it looks particularly unorganic. As no human would act lke this.

>>55456600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nCTdQlH8w&pp=ygUDaGZ0
this was the information available to the public 8 years ago

>>55456606
this. and a algo never holds a position, it just goes for a trade. hence i short.

>>55456588
Interesting thanks for clearing that up.

>market makers for most equities are so diversified that they do not need to hedge
That reasoning is even more reason to not trust delta as probability since they're doing it based on statistics not fundamental analysis of the security

>>55456577
Look at the index as a whole. It's a fuckin catastrophe. Hell, it's -16% from 2005. They are utilizing inflation to its fullest right now since inflation is insanely bullish.
Service PMI is also pretty high. Smaller indices like those of Italy are also not subject to any rules. But yeah, it's gonna be fun for Italy next year. I am really really curious how they will handle the "high" rates.
Also, where the fugg have you been for the past year? Data does not matter anymore

>>55456577
it was designed to make bobo lose
why did you try stealing my money?

>>55456404
Based, but we may need Asian White hybrids so we can have our own horse archers when the Mongoloids raid Europe again

>>55456617
Yeah, realized that, but in too deep now. Have to wait it out.

noonstork fren, I see MCF Energy is about to start testing wells and should be producing natgas to market by latefall, is $0.19 the absolute bottom before this moons because I am seriously looking at gambling big on this one.

YINN 7% up PM damn chinabro, we're so back

>>55456643
the guy that shilled that company (nato general) is a known grifter, be careful man

>>55456646
I am really really hoping for some positive news from China since I am really deep in copper. Absolutely detest the country but money is money. Since their yields are normal (unlike the US ones), they can still afford to QE a bit

>>55456526
Core will remain at 4.5% and only rise. Best fed can hope for is that demand destruction will force other categories down to off set core. Energy had ran hard, but I dont know how many more months it can continue having -10% reductions to help suppress inflation.

>>55456670
Chinese government market manipulation. They literally force people to buy stock to make things stable. Problem is its currently running nearly 300% debt to gdp and its growth is slowing to normal western growth standards. In order to defend itself its torching foreign reserves to protect the yuan.

One lasr thing before I fall back asleep. The yields are still inverted which has 100% of the time foretold market catastrophes when they reverted. So unless this time is truly different and hundred years of market experience was bullshit, the harder the rally the harder the fall.

>>55456688
how often do we have a pandemic and trillions printed

>>55456675
Might stop now in July, and even more August and September becuase of lower mean oil price in 2022 these months. But also depends on oil prices now in the following monrhs. Due to the supply issue don't see it dropping much lower. 60 lowest, 80 highest.

cum in lum?

>>55456694
>This time it's different.

>>55456710
Made this 8 months ago

>>55456675
Wages are increasing at a ridiculous pace (the minimum pay in the US is literally the standard here) coupled with people getting greedier and greedier. An electrician can easily take 500-1000$ for a stupidly simple job.
There is no way in hell that service inflation will go down this year.
It's gonna be fun seeing the big banks trying to justify the high inflation this and next year. Are they gonna blame the middle class again (with which I actually agree) or will they keep blaming Putin?

>>55456710
Liquity Crunch waiting room right now.

>>55456694
I think we did the same for Spanish flu(actual pandemic) 100 years ago. As for money printing it would have been masked by the war. Time is a flat circle

>>55456724
>>55456710
dont fight the trend, the melt up is engaged

>>55456675
I strongly believe through anecdotal evidence that boomers retiring is causing massive inflation at this point. Student loan payments will crush demand of millennials, but boomers have stowed this money away for 40 years. And they have extremely low impulse control, consumption by geriatrics is hitting an all time high, and this is completely ungrounded by the job market because they're all retired.

>>55456727
it's engaged since 6 months now, thanks to AI

>>55456611
>they're doing it based on statistics not fundamental analysis of the security
This they dont care one fuck about the underlying its all just noise individually

>>55456643
yeah I have had this one on my watchlist for awhile, still seems sketchy because I have read a lot of news about it that has been swabbed from the internet in the last month or two which is sus. They are test drilling wells now, so they are going to be producing when natgas prices rise for the winter. $0.19 to $5-$9 w/divies initial is my bet.

Liquidity is currently taking a nosedive whereas valuations keep going up. One has to give, eventually.

Guys...today is BBBY earnings report. Who's buying with me?

>>55456776
also these guy start companies that get bought up by big fish, which means there will be a buyout premium for initial investors. It's literally too good to be true.

after 3 years of permabear i think i have finally been broken
im going to buy a few calls
just for now that is. i dont think this is a new bull cycle

>>55456795
>3 years of permabear
Is this the schizoid mind of a Mumu?

>>55456795
Top confirmed.

>>55456795

>>55455391
Is this from the new Mission Impossible movie?

>>55456795
Its joever

>>55456794
Just admit you got scammed by Morris to being his baggie, he shilled this stock for months and then tanked it when you retards bought in. Take the loss, and appreciate the lesson.

>>55456822
Why does japan end up with the cutest autistic animals

>>55456814
Looks more like Fast & Furious

Boys, I do not write here ever, but i think i should start. I could use your advice.

Been trading and reading material for around 4 years now. I never had proper plus trading stocks, (started with crypto 4 years ago, moved to stocks 2y ago) and now indices. I finally settled with indices and two months ago did a whooping 30% portfolio growth over around 60 steady day trades.

Since then tho all I did was going downhill. I lost that pure focus and patience. I could "see" market. Now i cannot anymore.

I need you, who actually live on day trading, to explain something to me. Thank you frens

>>55456846
Have you tried illicit drugs, or meditation?

>>55456846
Buy some knee pads (protection for your knees) and I think you know what needs to be done. Not even joking, bro. That is the best/simplest way to garner long-term influence and capital. Just look at all the high-level politicians

>>55456827
>he doesn't do due diligence on investments
You are better off at a casino, my biggest investment isn't the most profitable, it's a business that I am extremely excited for and I invested because I want to see it grow and what it can do to change the world around us for the betterment of all humanity including the terminally online.

>>55456852
not for many years, no

>>55456858
inshallah, or whatnot arabs say, brother

I could still use advice from people who consistently day trade for profit.

It seems that i don't manage to keep my focus.

Buy when line go up. Line is up. Buy. When line start to go down sell. It's that simple
>>55455502
I would kick both their asses at the same time
>>55455534
I would kick that ugly balloon's ass
>>55455603
I would kick that dog's ass
>>55455623
I would kick Kramer's ass
>>55455710
I would kick that cat's ass
>>55455780
I would kick Lain's ass out of the matrix
>>55455991
I would kick Bobo's ass into hibernation
>>55456060
I would kick that frog's ass if it had one
>>55456128
I would kick her ass
>>55456130
I would kick his ass
>>55456143
I would kick her ass
>>55456486
I would kick Lum's ass and take her spaceship
>>55456585
I would kick Martin Shkreli's ass
>>55456727
I would kick David Soxl's ass
>>55456750
I would kick his froggy ass and his crickets' ass too
>>55456814
I would kick that baby's ass then shake it
>>55456822
I would kick that hoot owl's ass
>>55456846
I would kick that cat's ass

>>55456873
>I would kick that cat's ass
Lick* you mean, you sick fuck?

Oilbros OOOOOO
I might regret this but I just sold

>>55456891
lmao, now they finally pump for the 4th of july. This could go higher

>>55456891
But you dine well I guess. No need to risk losing your gains again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NppHybpRml4

>>55456903
*did well, I meant. But dine well maybe too

>>55456891
I don't follow oil but I do know it only reliably moons when there's a supply shock and I don't see any supply shocks happening soon. If anything, the opposite so you did good

This market is so BORING, wtf? EU is quite literally not moving... so utterly dependent on the US. Why are we such sheep, fellow EUbros?

>>55456903
Yes, $900 gain since 10 days ago starting from a $6000 portfolio, good typical swing.

My current portfolio value (realised) is 26% my original deposit, 45% Oil gains I made in the last two months (despite Oil being down over that period) and the other 29% is other gains from the last 7 months. That's why I keep telling you guys to buy Oil when you see it around $67. This time I had a $68.00 average but next time I'll probably aim lower since Oil is in a down trend and the Asian refiners are complaining about crude prices.

>>55456937
There's an irony in that the easiest upward swings come from assets that are mildly trending down. You wait for a fresh low, buy, sell above the channel average, and wait for a fresh low. It's better because the fresh low implies resistance, whereas if the asset trends up it could easily fall to recent lows, meaning a much more important drop.

is NVDA finally going to break out today? its so undervalued it's hilarious

>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIA WILL REDUCE OIL SUPPLY IN AUGUST BY 500,000 BARRELS PER DAY BY CUTTING ITS EXPORTS BY THAT QUANTITY TO GLOBAL MARKETS
>Ministry of Energy: Saudi Arabia will extend the voluntary cut of one million barrels per day for another month to include August
So that's why. Well now that all the good news are priced in let's wait for the bad ones.

>>55456972
uh, what's your price target?

>>55455532
buddy there are court documents with fed evidence that have (you)s in them, you're not as good as you think at your job

>>55456950
fuckin netherlands is grinding up. Right when I shorted it on friday. Should have sticked to what I'm shorting mainly. No more "Diversification", only losing with that bullshit.

>oil pumping and hitting resistance again
What is this sick obsession bulls have with shitting up the market anyway? Oh noooo russia will have nuclear war. Shut up, faggot.

>>55456973
>>55456972
5000 at least

>>55456972
You could almost say puts are not the way

>>55456989
>>55456973
Kek. Fuck russia.

>tsla up 6%
>semis up 1%

I come from a line of seers that have vivid dreams that often have supernatural qualities to them and can sometimes predict the future. Last night I had a dream that I was in a car crash in a pretty big car pile up. This does not bode well for stocks. If you aren't short you are going to get severely burned.

>>55457045
>Those lips
Whew buddy.
Hmmm, I expected copper to rally more considering how strong the US economy is and the good China data. Fugg

>>55457076
>good china data
What?

>>55457080
I meant my new chinese gf :)

>student loan repayment at the end of summer might just be the thing that breaks le camel's back

this is such a midwit bear cope and basically just another version of "2 more weeks!"
the most expected event is finally happening after getting deferred quarter after quarter for 3+ years and it will herald the turning point, what a genius take, bravo

>>55457090
Yes, because the reason will be something completely different (maybe even nothing), but the blame will be put on student loan repayment. That's the idea.

>>55457090
Significant reduction in disposable income. Businesses are already undershooting since covid and now the goys will have even less to buy with on top of much higher rates. While the market always goes up long term.. Eventually it will face reality.

>>55457090
Repayments can definitely hurt the economy

>>55457087
Chinese girls don't come with green eyes, Mr. Burton

can't find any undervalued growth stocks anymore. should i just invest my entire networth into retard pump stocks like TSLA and NVDA?

>>55457090
I've finally been able to offload my sofi bags because of this shit. In hindsight should've had a stop loss but live and learn I guess

Gonna do a $100->$10k challenge. Any tips for me, frens?

Listen up geeks, there's a hearing that's taking place in a few weeks where US gov't jews are going to try to fuck with KSA's PIF's partnering with PGA TOUR. If said gov't jews cause problems, expect swift retaliation from Aramco.
If any wild swings happen in the markets, I'd bet they happen around that time.
Geeks.

>>55457171
Easy mode: long UVXY

>>55457160
She's actually euroasian and lucked out with nice eyes :)

>>55457191
Hahaha nice try

>>55457090
Get calls on SOFI then. Priced in right only up from here. Fact is student loans have been a huge component of nigquitity, sure they get a lot of grants and traditional credit; but they've been really milking the student loans. Look at auto lending they are tapped out waiting for the repo man to collect their Chrysler 300s and v6 mustangs

>VIX futures

>>55457216
What happens when futures and presents meet?

>>55457216
tfw i bought vix calls

>>55457240
Pasts

>>55457240
You get physical volatility delivered to your door and store it in your volatility cellar.

>>55457247
lmao. Why do people buy VIX calls rather than SPX puts?

>>55457285
they're cheaper

>>55457209
I unironically read it as "$100k->$10k challenge" lmao

call an ambulance

>>55457171
i'm doing something similar but with 2k to 100k.
find several stocks you think is bullish and day trade them. I use MARA and SOXL for my volatility stocks and whenever I think they're about to dip I sell them and park my cash over at SOFI which isn't volatile but bullish and wait for MARA/SOXL hitting the support levels and then buy it from there.

so far i'm at 2600 so i'm doing something right.

when the FUCK are long term bonds getting closer to 5%? the fucking interest rate is 5% but they are still sitting on their ass around 4% or lower most days

Buying phone sex calls

>>55457171
Never fucking eat out just learn to cook. That's honestly it. Maybe just wait for sales for games or whatever your hobby is.

iShares Physical Prostitutes (HORS)

>>55457499
he's trying to make money, not learn how to poverty at an expert level

>>55457552
dude's starting at $100, I'm saying being a poverty expert is exactly what he needs
either his job is shit and he needs to budget well or his job is great and he's pissing it all away on door dash

either way its his budget, unless the dude decides to become a whore you can't magically make more money

>>55457566
yeah you're right the whole thing is questionable

>>55457566
>open up a bank account
>put a deposit
>rake in deposit bonus
>open up some growing brokerage
>get free stocks
>do some survey app
>get some food gift card

its not much but it's a start.

what is happening to semi lads?? I was up almost 3% now it's down to .5%
on absolutely no news??

bobo is taking over this plane

>>55457692
Tomorrow is Independence Day, the market will not be allowed to close red.

>>55457164
>should i just invest my entire networth into retard pump stocks like TSLA and NVDA?
this is unironically what I did a few weeks ago, don't regret it. May dump my NVDA for TSLA though.

>>55457164
>retard pump
Not actually retard since they really are that good. Both companies have the best positions on the market in each of their respective field. No fuckin wonder they are getting pumped. The competition simply sucks and they are too far ahead or have already seized too big a market share. NVDA has already giga pumped, but TSLA still has more to go. Definitely 300 before the end of month

>>55457164
>undervalued growth stocks
there are plenty. look at guidance in the next 2-3 years instead of current valuation.

when will old school investing where fundamentals mattered come back? This new zoomie clown market isnt fun anymore.

>>55457814
Never. That died in 08 when the jews went mask off with obongo

>>55457814
you will trade leveraged ETFs and like it motherfucker.

>>55457823
>>55457826
Alright, then I'll stick to bonds for the moment and play stronghold crusader until the world economy dies for good.

>>55457842
>until the world economy dies for good.
2 more weeks goy

>>55457171
I take my advice from John "fathands" Rocker. He's a known trading legend around these parts.

>>55457852
You mean the one that is currently raising a black daughter? Are you sure you wanna follow his advice?

I was wondering why /smg/ was so active because I thought the stock market was closed today. Turns out today is a work day and I've been thinking since last week that Monday was the 4th.

Is ARIMA forecasting worth anything

>>55457863
When you make as much money as Mr. Rocker it's important to have a high ESG score.

i feel like this market is on the brink of collapse. un-ironically. like its just being held up by nothing but hopium with no real substance

>>55457947
I feel like you have been saying that since 2020

CAM ON TESLA
CAM ON TESLA

predict market open

>>55457977
CRAB DAY

>>55457977
I'm going to be very conservative here, the market rises 7 billion percent in the first second before crashing 220 quintillion percent, where it stays for the rest of the day until the last hour of trading, where it steadily rises up to +300 googolplex %

>>55457160
one of the best movies ever made, i saw it as a new release in theaters and bought it on VHS then DVD.

>>55457164
Tsla is pretty much the only stock that still has some good room to grow short term since it's still far from both ATH and 52-week highs
Well, some semis like TSMC can still grow but the China/Taiwan narrative is keeping their numbers on a leash

These are the longest two minutes of my life

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I have a rule of not opening my broker until 9:35. You see, I do enterprise technical support. I once worked on-site at a bank to resolve a technical problem they had. The issue was seen between 9:30-9:35, the rest of the day their systems worked fine. The problem was, their HAProxy loadbalancers were getting overloaded, it was a pretty simple problem of just scaling up additional loadbalancers.

For this particular system, they saw 90% of their day's traffic in just those 5 minutes. Thus as a rule I do not want to contribute to that headache and strain on the system. I dont mind waiting 5 minutes.

Just sold out of my Tesla. I’ll buy back in when he blows up another rocket or loses a cage fight against Zuckerberg or whatever

>>55458051
Sorry anon but that is extremely beta and cucked
>i h-hope i'm n-not an inconvenience

>>55458051
if that is the case then wouldnt you be putting people like yourself out of the job? or essentially contributing to the technological plateau and stagnation, instead of the optimization and advancement of the system.

embrace chaos do not fear it

new
>>55458103
>>55458103
>>55458103

>>55458065
>Selling into a short squeeze
Ngmi