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let's say i may or may not have won the lottery. what are the first 5 things i should do now?

>> No.55454247

>>55454236
2 chicks at the same time

>> No.55454250

>>55454236
cocaine and whores

>> No.55454253

>>55454236
see
>>55454247
and
>>55454250

>> No.55454255

>>55454236
Throw a big party with all your friends and family

>> No.55454266

>>55454236
Give half to the government.
Or sell your ticket to a shady rich person who wants your ticket.

>> No.55454299

>>55454236
1. financial advisor
2. accountant potentially
3. tell as little people as possible (until you have figured it out more)
4. give yourself some time to let it sink in and get rid of the high, but celebrate a little bit

>> No.55454304

>>55454299
5. give away 10% (tithe) to thank god

>> No.55455234
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55455234

>>55454236
1. Pay taxes
2. Set aside 1/4 in cash
3. Set aside 1/4 in traditional index funds
4. Set aside 1/4 in Chainlink and Fetch.AI (split even)
5. Have fun with the remaining 1/4

>> No.55455246
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55455246

>>55454236
Pay taxes on it

>> No.55455267

>>55455246
facebook tier meme

>>55454236
invest in better drugs

>> No.55455308

>how much do you waste each paycheck on fun shit? 20%?
Now think -
>how much would you waste if you got fired and got one last check? 2%?

Perfect. Thats how much you waste now.

Then you invest. You start planning on a salary of ~5% of your remaining lotto win after you waste your last paycheck of your life.

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55455385

>>55455267
>facebook tier meme