/biz/ - Business & Finance

good morning sirs

>>55450915
Good morning sir
Be sure to check out page 10

So when’s that black swan fella gonna show up

if i were to go back in time and take all of the trades i made over the years, and put them to work DCAing into index funds instead, i would be considerably much more wealthy. well, i would be wealthy to begin with. but you know what i wouldn't have? i wouldn't have had so much FUN along the way as i continue to make my way to wealth on my own terms

My friend who bought for the first time at the very top 2 years ago not knowing anything about stocks is now buying into the market again this week, his grandpa told him and his mother(who doesnt know how to sign up for a trading account) to put everything into AAPL
This is it

>>55450934

>>55450962
>he couldn't beat DCAing into VOO
unironically git gud

>The price of Apple closed above $3 trillion for the 1st time. It was also the 1st company to do that. The NASDAQ index had its best start to the year in 40 years.
The price of Apple closed above $3 trillion for the 1st time. It was also the 1st company to do that. The NASDAQ index had its best start to the year in 40 years.
>The price of Apple closed above $3 trillion for the 1st time. It was also the 1st company to do that. The NASDAQ index had its best start to the year in 40 years.
Best start to the NASDAQ in 40 years.. in a raising interest rate environment, with a financial crisis months if not weeks away, months before student loan repayments resume, with record low risk premium since 2007, with the most inverted yield curve since the financial crisis.
You are insane if you are buying.
You are insane if you are doing anything but selling.
You are insane if you are not stockpiling cash and buying 5% yielding bonds.
Still you will be surprised when it happens.

>>55451016
>with a financial crisis months if not weeks away
Would you say as few as two weeks away?

reminder to the bears in the thread, if you want your crash you have to give me my high energy prices. You ain't getting shit with cheap energy. otherwise prepare to continue getting your buttholes blown out.

I'm fucking around with SOXL calla every week or every month... What the hell do I buy to make some serious $$$ so I can park it in a safer fund like VOO or UPRO or some shit like that. I have $15k on my account now, what do I buy? I'm thinking SOXL calls for... August?

>>55451033
No, probably not - I understand the 2 more weeks meme, but it would be surprising if it happens before the end of the summer. Hospitality / service sector jobs should remain strong through the summer. October will be the first month when people receive notices that they are late paying their student loans

Im out of money again

>>55451065
calm down Gerald

>Half day tomorrow basically guaranteeing low volume everywhere
Is there even a single stock worth looking into for tomorrow, or is it just a "Hope your own investments go up" day?

>>55451016
I'll sell in September

What do I get for lunch? All day breakfast is also an option.
A Warm day like this needs a nice mid day meal.
Reward ourselves for the hard work trading.

My 17-year-old daughter got her driver's license a few days ago. She drove today from her grandparents on her own. I have to confess I was glued to my Life 360 app for all 11 minutes of her driving.

It’s no wonder Life 360 raised 100M + from investors, any parent would invest in this. I hope it gets bought by a public co.

LOL bobo is dead
>lmao

>>55451258
is she hot?

>>55451281
shes 17 years and 363 days you fucking sicko

i'll call tomorrow

There's still a BBBY general

>>55451281
One day you’ll be a father and be ashamed of making these sick remarks.

>>55451258
Post photo

>>55451302
You'll call today.

>>55451278
This was obvious to anybody who has been outside recently. Every fucking uber wog is driving a Tesla. The UK government recently started a scheme where you can buy an ev with your gross income.

>>55451317

>>55451151
Stock market volume is usually higher in the morning. Tomorrow's trading liquidity shouldn't be a problem despite the markets closing at 1 pm.

>>55451309
isnt that shit delisted?

>drinking coffee
>catching up on business news
>listening to trance music
comfy morning on day 2 of a 4 day weekend

>>55451310
so she is fat, disgusting

>>55451338
I hope your wife finds this lmao

>>55451343
And that's why we kek baggies. Cause they're retarded.

Anyways, is there any other LCID fags here?

>>55451065
>people receive notices that they are late paying their student loans
This happens to yanks? Lol

Taylor Swift is injecting ~$100M into the Cincinnati economy over 2 days just by having a concert there.
https://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2023/07/01/taylor-swift-eras-tour-impact-bars-restaurants.html
What are the implications of Swiftienomics?

>>55451434
>beautiful and talented white woman spreads prosperity wherever she goes
Based TayTay

>>55451434
Modern Mommytary Theory

Do you tip your broker?

>>55451451
redpill me on Tay... does she know she's got this huge "aryan" following thing going for her? or is this just classic schizo 4chan

Invest in China
China number one stocks
Big money china invest
Hydrogen ai juicy investment
Money make? China yes!

holy FUCK look at the bond yield curve of russia
>1 year - 9%
how do I buy russian bonds

>>55451466
I never know how these things start i just like to have fun here.

Redpill me on MULN, are they going bankrupt in a week or two or is there hope. Seems criminally undervalued at that market cap unless bk is looming

>>55451519
Diluted to fuck and back, ton of problems. I wouldn't touch the thing.

Lucid is a better bet, or Rivian. I just added 1k Lucid shares this last month.

>>55451519
god what an absolute shit company thats being memed on by wsb.
go for it bro. it will be the next BBBY

>pre-futures

>>55451519
Gme holder told me to invest in muln a year ago. Fucking happy I didn't

>listening to a song from 1987
>"got a job lined up after graduation, 50 thou, gonna buy a lot of beer"
>50k in 1987 would be 136k now
>even stemniggers brag about "70k start, 100k after 5 years" when it's not 4channers talking about their 300k a year math degree salaries
>college degrees are functionally worth half what they were in the 1980s, or less
Things are.... le bad

>tesla Q2 2023 report
Ah, another green day coming up

>>55450962
If I could go back in time to my first trade I would trade it for having a pair of balls instead.

>>55451579
>Deliveries 466,140, est 448,351
fuuuugggg

>>55451590
You were warned.

>>55451462
>starts at 15%
>have to do extra work to tip 5%-10%
yea I'm clicking no tip.

>>55451579
I just sold my TSLA calls too, damn.

What should I add to my poorfolio? It's three months old.

>>55451055
So if I think the crash is coming I should be buying oil?

>>55451633
Damn those amzn massive hopium, i hope those are "total return" and not "percent change". I say add coin you'll have fun with the volatility. If it's gotta be cheaper maybe lazr.

>>55451331
>The UK government recently started a scheme where you can buy an ev with your gross income.
Damn, I’d do this, buying a car and having the whole thing as a tax write off? Based

>>55451633
Why would you do that given telsa's trajectory lol

>>55451646
I have cast my dice, however I am also prepared to drop this like a hot potato if we get a return of energy inflation

>>55451633
>>55451659
Asking the same, what do? Have 12k in cash

>>55451016
IF you truly do believe in a financial crisis you should buy shiny rocks and shiny rock stonks.
But you don't - so you buy Tesla.

>>55451684
Ever considered leveraging up? if you like mpw you'll like jepi too.

>>55451466
She used to post years back. She would drop hints here and there. It’s basically confirmed if you look into it. No schizo stuff, the facts line up to be undeniable.
Seriously doubt she even lurks anymore. This was years ago

>>55451684
find a stock your really fucking bullish on.
buy LEAPS 2 years out.

>>55451659
I bought them last month, hoping for a bump post-earnings. AAPL calls were .50 when I bought 20 of em. Sold 10 of em to cover my initial principle. Spiked huge Friday. Another earnings gamble.

COIN has some nice IV on options, but I'm staying away from crypto until GG and the SEC shit blows over. I even sold my 6 ETH.

>>55451670
Because I'm an idiot and have been burned by TSLA before. Got a little paper handed.

>>55451684
That's a good portfolio.

>>55451503
Based fun haver.

>>55451762
Would that work on SOXL and such? I'm doing weeklies but it's not that effective, not bad either

>>55451055
It's really nuts seeing bulls spike the ball on inflation when base effects and SPR dumps are rolling off, and even then we haven't hit 2% on headline, much less core.

>>55451496
All us Russian experts got murked by sanctions last year. Can't help you.

>>55451836
What does this sentence mean?

>>55451684
>>55451717
If you want to gamble on dogshit real estate during rate hikes, at least go with SLG over MPW.

>>55451860
This rally is largely driven by bulls thinking the Fed is done hiking rates. They think the Fed is done hiking rates because headline CPI (the one that includes energy) is around 4%.

The Fed has said they will keep hiking until core CPI (the one that doesn't include energy) is down to 2%.

Core is currently 5% and oil prices are going to start spiking this month. People will shit bricks.

>>55451874
What would you buy? SU calls?

>>55451874
Thanks for the explanation. Do you think in our consoooooomer economy, that a rate hike is still not gonna affect people from buying the latest iPhone?

Is trading a team sport?
>Y/N

>>55451908
UCO, NRGU, TDW and VAL calls. But then again I'm a high risk tolerance degen.

>>55451910
Rate hikes have a delayed effect, and the Fed can patch certain ones (for example, the BTFP facility setup after Silicon Valley Bank's collapse. That lets banks temporarily shield themselves from some dumbfuck decisions they made in 2021 and 2022). iPhone purchases won't be affected until rate hikes lead to job cuts.

>>55451320
b-but its sunday. everywhere closed

>>55451918
it is if you are a TA trader
memelines are enforced by the memeline believers

>>55451931
Thanks man. There's a ton to learn as a first year investor. Investopedia helps a lot but sometimes common man 4chan speak gets the point across clearly.

You buying 30DTE calls?

How do I turn 5k to 500k

t. canadian who saw house prices

>>55451985
>30DTE calls?
God no, LEAPS. 6-12 months.

>>55451832
no. don't buy leaps on leveraged 3x stocks. a couple of cool anons here have pointed out that holding etfs like SOXL have shit CAGR compared to holding normal stocks/etfs long term. they're meant to trade daily.

>>55451995
NASDAQ futures.

>>55451995
Lmao, I wish I had an answer to that. I don't know what gibs the canadians have, but housing in the U.S. still seems like the easiest and most reliable way to use leverage, since if you are buying a home for the first time with an FHA loan, you can put down some pittance like 3.5% or something. Unironically probably going to do that for myself soon. It will naturally mark the top of residential real estate.

I'm down $35k. How do I make it back?

>>55452098
>>55452064

Does this yield curve look bullish?

>>55452125
yes, until it inverts its bullish

What's /smg/ doing for lunch? For me it's the gyro plate from the local Mediterranean place.

>>55452129
>until it inverts
>currently the worst yield curve inversion ever relative to long term interest rates

>>55452153
until it *uninverts.

>>55452144
That looks bland as fuck enjoy. For me it's a butter burger with cheese.

>>55452162
this is extremely non-kosher
very concerning

>>55452162
Definitely not bland, it's seasoned quite well.

>>55452144
can of Monster Ultra™ to wash down a leftover all beef 1/4lb hotdog i made on the camp grill yesterday. they dont eat meals like they used to. zoomers always eat these exotic chinese Mediterranean curry chopstick plant burgers. Not for me Jack.

>>55452098
Invest in boomer etfs with every shekel you gather and cash out in 20 years in thailand
or gamble more and more to try and make up the losses that you think you deserve and lose more

So at this point $TUB is a buy at anything under .80 was gonna keep day trading it with the swings between .74+ but feel the sickness could hit when it rallies back over $1
But hey this isn't any type of financial advice I fuck goats because I'm arabic.

>>55452209
So at this point we're all in agreement that "That 30 year old boomer" was genuinely an aggressive marketing campaign by Monster, right? Because before that I always thought of Monster as being a drink for middle schoolers and teenagers, and it's weird how it was born out of a guy spamming it simultaneously across every board on 4chan.

>>55452098
>>55451995
NVDA
>>55452125
Who gives a crap about yields? Insanely strong economy, extremely low unemployment, people working and giga spending, consoomerism still at its peak, AI, and sticky inflation. All of these factors are insanely bullish. Don't fight it bro.

>>55452229
$TUP not $TUBgirl sorry im also learning english

>>55452235
could be. the thought did cross my mind. i finally started picking up cans and found that they are sugar free, only 10 cals and taste good. better than redbull imo.

When are they going to offer fractional options? I want to sell .3 of a SPY call

>>55452229
>>55452235
>so at this point
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SINK IN TUB GIRL

>>55452098
Organized crime

>>55452257
So go back to junior college for political science and work for the bidens?

AI will eventually be transformative but it’s just this years version of the metaverse meme in the stock market.

>>55452235
Its way too funny for it to be a forced marketing meme. Any time a brand tries to meme its products it always falls flat on its face but the boomer monster meme was genuinely funny.

I've never seen a boomer drink monster but I just assumed that it was commonplace in USA after seeing the meme.

>>55452250
>>55452235
god i sound like a shill. i better pick up some MNST shares to get paid for this.

>>55452270
No you need to get in with some up and coming political family, Biden is old and busted with no real dynasty. Luck is required

>>55452209
Hey man I'm a boomer too. Just wanting to try new stuff. Middle eastern people are pretty based. They are the only ones that know how to survive clown world.

So what is your investment plan?

401k? Crypto? Stocks? Gambling?


I have a 401k 5% company match is 4%

I would like to do an additional 10% in something. Which is around $400 monthly

what caused the friday puump? was it the banks surviving the stress test

>>55452329
t bills

>>55452359
Noone knows, probably pumping again tomorrow, whatever. Dont need a reason to pump anymore

>>55452329
i don't invest more into my 401k than what my company matches.

>>55452280
>I've never seen a boomer drink monster but I just assumed that it was commonplace in USA after seeing the meme.
It's not, which is why I think the meme was a marketing gimmick. It's generally associated with teens and middle schoolers that get addicted to caffeine early but don't like the taste of coffee. Also I never really found it funny at all so it might be a case-by-case thing.

>>55451874
I understood Powell's comments to be much more that rates would stay higher for longer until core CPI comes down, if it keeps coming down without hiking i think the Fed will be happy to keep rates where they are

>>55452329
I swing oil futures. Must be my 4th swing since May

>>55452449
That's because millennials started drinking the stuff in their late teens early 20's and are now in their 30's. It's not a meme, just a progression of age.

>>55452504
I am a millennial, kids drank that shit in middle and high school before largely moving on to Starbucks drinks or just plain coffee in college. I don't know a single person my age that drinks Monster.

>>55451391
My wife has much bigger issues with me.

>>55452294
How old is Barren Trump and do you think as the twink he is that he would settle for a housewife bear who does laundry and washes his clothes? I see potential investment in that honestly.

>there are still bears

>LETFs
lmao

>>55452633
muh truflation
deboonked

>>55452633
How does this even make any sense. If there was any chance the Gov could report a lower inflation rate & get away with it, they would do so right away & declare victory.

>>55452640
Chop loss.

>>55452640
lol this guy is posting his made up charts again
TQQQ has outperformed QQQ on the YTD, 1Y, 5Y, and max charts
>>55452680
the govt also didn't report it when truflation was 12%. everyone said "BASED, SO TRUE!!!" and now everyone calls it fake when it's below the reported number.

>>55452633
>inflation 2.29%
Fucking kek how fake is that data? Groceries are still up 200%

>>55452713
>he doesn't know how inflation works
lmfao

Lets talk about blue chips, what do we think about $F shit is destined to get back to $20+ easily with 5 year chart. Next time it hits high teens (like my ex girlfriend) she'll go black and never come back. Divies alone make it worth it. If you're in under $13 you're solid and can retire in 7 years. To answer your next question, yes this will hit 50+ by 2027. Did i mention I am arab and fuck goats? English still not so great but my call center has been hacked so my transcrips and AI voice to text could be off.
im trans btw

>>55452713
uhh they're never going back down bro, they're just going up slightly slower

>>55451717
No thanks, don’t leverage or options
I know myself and how quick I’d begin to think I’m a god before losing it all
>>55451762
LEAPS? Not a ticker I see
>>55451764
Thanks, if not sarcasm
>>55451861
I’d rather gamble on hospital RE than office

>>55452520
I’m in my 40s and I know lots of people my age who drink monster. I know a guy who collects the cans and uses them to help make some decorative crafts for our church.

>>55452237
>t. shoeshine boy

Who else loves NASDAQ futures?
They're the best.

>>55452633
Even more fake than the official numbers lol

>>55452737
This.

>>55452767
LEAPS aren't a ticker, they are a type of option.

>>55452784
>7sec +$95
toplel

>>55452768
How do monsters make good decorative craft for a church?

To clarify my post from a previous thread: I don’t think leveraged ETFs are a bad thing. They are very profitable when timed correctly in a swing trading strategy, but their volatility makes them a risky buy-and-hold investment. Profits are multiplied and so are losses. Careful research of the assets that are being leveraged is needed to prevent losses.

>>55452850
So in the end it's all about direction, isn't it?

>>55452280
50 year old boomer here. I used to drink MSTR all the time years ago in my 40s, but only the green ones. I stopped due to it causing amped up nerves and heart palpitations. I only got 'em in those big ass cans with the screw on lids. Man were those suckers good. Now I don't drink sugar drinks at all and I have never drank artificially sweetened mystery chemical ones. As for other boomers I don't know because I am hardly ever around anyone else, but some years ago, about that same timeframe maybe, there was a craze that swept through of us having the MSTR symbol stickers in the rear windows of trucks, and almost as many had YETI ones. I thought it was pretty idiotic to advertise having really expensive coolers and cups, but not nearly as idiotic as paying that much for that shit to begin with.

>>55452822
Double digit settlement usually just means I bailed, didn't like the scent.

This Mav fucker is now pretending he hasn’t been a bear?

new Dustin O'Daffer video on YouTube
had me lol'ing at points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keE7r-4USzE

>>55452235
>Because before that I always thought of Monster as being a drink for middle schoolers and teenagers
We used to be teens, now we're old and forced into boomerhood. You'll understand when you get there.

>>55452835
This guy who really likes Monster at my church and the deacon both use the more vibrant / colorful Monster cans and sort of use them as wall paper for crafts like crucifix designs, etc. Pic related is an example of the type of Monster cans we use for decorations at our church.

>>55452877
Price direction is a factor. Estimated price direction can be determined using technical analysis.
The financial stability of the leveraged asset is also important. It is risky to leverage companies with bad income sheets and overpriced PE ratios.

>>55452633
>still shilling your ((truflation)) crap

>>55452968
this is the most southern thing I've heard all day

>>55452968
Do you any pictures of the monster energy cross lmaoo. Sorry but it's kinda hard to visualize one without a picture

>>55452923
hes a nigger

>>55452968

>>55452680
its some faggot website that's connected to blackrock and like a dozen of other corporations that all ask for cash for extra data on the site. He's just shilling

>>55452982
Not Southerner, I'm from Wyoming.
>>55452991
I do not, but I can get some soon. The Monster energy crosses they make are basically neon and very big. They're quite aesthetic.
>>55452994
They're supposed to be claw marks. Our Church deacon really likes it.

>>55452329
My company matches 4% as well, but I put in 6% to get a clean 10% of my income saved. Additionally, I put $100 a week into my vanguard account. Split it 50/50 between two ETFs - VUG and IRBO.

>>55452994
>a line = a hebrew vav
lmaoing @ goyim

>>55452329
VTI = entire american stock market
VXUS = entire international stock market
VT = both together

BND = entire american bond market
BNDX = entire international market (except china for whatever reason)
BNDW = both together

There are a host of companies that offer similar ones but this is a good starting point for someone who is new. For further reason go to the boglehead forums and avoid meme shit.
>"I would say avoid bitcoin like the plague. Did I make myself clear?" -Jack Bogle

>futures

if you aren't knee deep in shorts you wont make it out alive come next week

>>55453010
I would greatly appreciate q picture of the monster crucifix

>>55453046
No problem, I can take a pic soon. Our Church also made a Blue Lives Matter crucifix using the Ultra Blue flavor Monster cans a couple years ago.

>>55453045
>if you aren't knee deep in shorts you wont make it out alive come next week
I am and I'm nervous as always when I short the markets.

>>55453045
screen capping

Bros I went to a very small village in a foreign country to hang out with a girl that's not my gf, and of all fucking things the Google Maps car drove by and now there are pictures of us walking down the sidewalk together. What are the fucking chances?

Also what are the chances of SOXL getting to 100 this year?

>>55453045
TSLA just reported record deliveries or something giga bullish that will make the entire market pump and then we have economic data coming out this week that will be interpreted as bullish either way.

>futures

>>55453063
Hey, I'm in Casper!
>>55453179
Sounds like a LARP, but if not, the goog will blur your faces.

Am i the only person here using the economic calendar to plan short term options trades with?

So if I have my emergency fund saved up and have no debt but am poor should I invest into some ETF or something with a little bit each week? My only real expense is groceries

Give me a good stock that hasn't pumped yet

>>55453203
>Hey, I'm in Casper!
Hello Casper anon I'm down in Laramie. Did you know we're having thunderstorms all 4th of July?

>>55453221
Yes, and since you are in a low tax bracket, do it in a Roth IRA.

>>55453203
Not a LARP, the faces are blurred in most of the frames but there are a couple where it's not blurred at all. Even then, it's very clearly me if you recognize my clothing and backpack. I don't think there's any reason for my gf to ever find it but goddamn it feels like a one-in-a-billion chance

>>55453230
Yeah, went to lunch with my mom and girlfriend and saw the weather. It'll be a nice break from the heat today and tomorrow though. It's been a crazy wet spring. Rained on Thursday and Friday.

>>55453260
The problem is that a lot of people here in Laramie have planned fireworks for 4th of July and whenever there's a lot of rain for these celebrations, people end up staying inside, drinking too much and shooting fireworks at the local Mexican population or throwing bottles at the local Mexicans' homes

>>55453286
At least there won't be huge grass fires. It's been years since I've been down there. I should try to make it to a football game this fall. I don't remember a lot of Mexican's but I was just there to enjoy the game, and being outside. (I say down there well being very aware of your very high altitude). I don't spend near enough time outside, but have been doing yard projects this year, feels good. Maybe the state will use Laramie as an example on the national stage to promote anti-racism, as they did for the gays with Mathew Sheppard.

IBM is not a good company to invest in stop with this "microcomputer" nonsense.

>unix
this is a conspiracy spread in magazines and believed by garage dwelling tinfoils. Stop believing this is real like the UFOs meme.

>>55453315
There is a growing population of Mexicans here in Laramie and we try to get them to leave with our fireworks and other things. Have tried to use antifreeze on their pets and such.
>Mathew Sheppard
This was always such a bore listening to growing up. Who cares.

The next 24 hours are essential for Bitcoin.

>tfw GBTC

>>55453315
>>55453333
>Matthew Shepard
>Gay hate crime poster boy
>Killed by gay man
Always do the opposite of whatever the media reports. AI hype is the latest to distract and herd people.

>>55453407
What if it’s really a wolf this time?

What's the take on Rc365 Holding stocks? Is this worth getting into?
Looks to be the big thing going forward.

>futures

>>55453380
Why doesn't he just wear a shirt?

>>55450825
Shout out to the guy who told me to buy CCL. Anyway is Wells Fargo a good buy? I think it has good long term potential

>>55453203
>Casper
That's most definitely what's up.

>>55452129
But I'm seeing bonds get slurped ever day now....

>>55453665
But I've never tried meth?

Not gonna lie, I'm getting kind of tired of living in a jewish supremacist police state. What about you guys?

I am an importer/exporter

>>55453688
the fed said the rates are going to stay for a few years so bond etfs are great ideas
I'm waiting for EDV to hit 5% or at least 4.5%

Are y’all mostly Bogle heads looking at 20+ years or do you have some short term stuff going on

Reminder to all doomers that the crash is NEVER going to happen

AMERICA STRONK

As you descend deeper into anger and paranoia, normies with jobs are just going to keep growing this economy

I'm going to start referring to charts as the concentration camp survivor measurement

>>55453840
I'm mostly a Boglehead, but even I have a small account to play in. Most here seem to be degenerate gamblers, but they all have strategies (most of them don't seem to work).

>>55453840
we are all mattress cash accumulators here that sit around and talk each other out of making plays.

>>55453840
short term for me just means adding in bonds in case we get another decade long crab
a good example is your HSA, if the stock market crashes when you happen to have kids or an emergency you're going to be very thankful your bonds didnt crash either

fucking oil

>>55451519
bruh I owned them back when before EV was the popular thing and they used the ticker NETE. They are a scam company that keeps diluting shares and trying whatever new idea is hot. Im shocked they didnt start mining crypto a few years ago.

>>55453842
based

>>55453879
dude I got $15,000 in cash and I live in the fucking dakotas so that's over a year of living expenses
any more "cash" is at least BND or EDV if the fucking rates finally raise

>>55453879
I was just given $20,000 CAD. Portfolio is already sitting ~$13,700. Although, I *WOULD* classify that as mattress cash.

>tfw I got a warning for posting a "non topic related pic/post"
>it was market related
FUCK THIS NIGGER JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE LET RAMPANT KID PORN TO BE POSTED AND DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ALL JANNY SCUM FUCKING NIGGER JANNY

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of a worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55453842

welp, if present levels hold then BOIL is looking at a 6% gap down DIPPARINO

>>55453665
What is this pic?

>>55450825
Waiting for the market to crash is exausting. Just buy SPY calls until 2025

>>55454334
Thanks 1PBTID poster, you are my greatest ally.

>futures

>>55453642
Exude confidence and show off physique

>>55454316
what the fuck is wrong with natty gas shorts they just keep shorting into every bullish development

>>55454228
The janny keeps banning me too

>futures

Its all so tiresome

>>55454488
i expected it was about due a little pullback like a pumping bellows

>S&P futures are down by only 0.04 percent

I'm not worried about it.

>>55454551
Buy calls.

>futes

>>55452784
commissions gonna fuck you

It's literally free money

>>55454708
Well what are the three funds mr.vanguard? vti++

getting pretty tired of the china fud

>>55454727
Red line is S&P. Blue line is the NASDAQ composite pretty much

>>55454756
Are you a buyer here?

>>55450962
If you could go back in time, why not just invest in something with the highest returns instead?

>>55454756
>VGT literally 40% APPL and MSFT
just buy the stocks at that point

>>55451258
An app won't prevent your daughter from getting into an accident. How heavy are your bags?

I watched 99 Homes yesterday.
The mother was kind of unappreciative.

fucking disney stupid dogshit company I thought that retard mouse ruled the world

Whom up shiggin' they diggies?
Clic like

Attention. I have purchased heat rated silicone rings for frying my eggs in a uniform round shape. This has been a life changing addition to my kitchen arsenal.

>>55454839
Dope now you can finally apply to mcd

>>55454839
just throwing this out there, but you can also bake eggs in a nonstick muffin tin to a similar effect.

>>55454872
I say what happens in vegas stays in vegas

the big one soon.

>>55451016
You're looking at things backwards, USD shitcoin is going to zero

>>55454872
no one should eat any of this

>>55454917
Sorry bud it'll be a century before usd loses dominance.

>>55454872
The average "Italian restaurant" in burgerland.

>>55454767
Soon to be

>>55454789
AAPL doesn't fuck around

>>55454872
I'll have you know I worked at a Wendy's for a year in the late 90s. Wendy's was good quality back then. I don't know about now.

I really want a recession or at least a big bear market decline not because I'm a bear or have some pathological need to see red numbers but simply because every stock I wanna buy is fucking unreasonably overpriced

>>55451573
Which part of "USD shitcoin is going to zero" do you faggots not grasp?

QRD: The fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate (parasitic transfer of resources from income earners to oligarchs).

>>55454984
Compared to the rest of the world, haven't we been unreasonably priced for the last two decades?

>>55454996
Which is why most (some) of us here choose to baghold. But yeah that's how the standard of living graphs seem to show very clearly since 1970.

>>55452633
>chainlink's data feeds are even more bullshit than the fucking US govs
Jesus fucking Christ what a fucking joke of a coin

>>55454996
Want to know, how i know you're gay? Because instead of giving out trade ideas for your baseless claims you'll just shill bitcorn and gold. We get it, most of us have exposure to that. But this is /smg/.
>assets inflate
This is good for /smg/ because we buy and trade assets. This inspires no fear what so ever.

> futures

>>55452329
SP 500 at 2x leverage using options. I use the 200 MA strategy, but with a weekly chart. And I move cash into money market funds, not bonds.

>>55454767
No. I am a seller of the USD shitcoin.

>>55454839
>breadcuck
Get better

>>55455063
Lainy ball face

>>55455063
>not using the mmri greg mannirino'meter
ngmi

>>55454996
Hey! What about this chart? Looks like average income/CPI has actually increased significantly.

>rocker uploaded a new video
I wonder if he even talks about stocks in it

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE
https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE
https://youtu.be/BxJODV7VFAE

>>55455099
thank you for your hard work, rabbi

>>55455099

>>55455099
You really think people are joking when they say CVNA is a mob money laundering operation? lol

>>55455099
Thank you John Chan. I will like, comment, and subscribe after my workout.

>>55455049
You can you retarded feds just fuck off already? We get it, the current government is a sham that can only exist through massive propaganda operations, but you don't have to remind us in every thread.

>>55455128
take your meds

>>55455126
That's a man.

>>55455136
No, you're a confirmed glownigger.

>>55455099
held out 8 minutes.. fuck you are so boring it's insane, faggot

>>55455126
I look like this.

>>55455144
>futures

>>55455099
oh wow you're back! truly what a joyous sunday

>>55455158
nigger nigger nigger jannies tongue my anus

>>55455149
Go back to TikTok zoomer.

>>55455172
I'm not a zoomer but yes I have the attention span of an infant

>>55455126
da-sgusting

>>55455171
Enjoy your vacation.

>>55455171
I kneel.

>>55455181
Good thing I'm not a tech illiterate FBI employee making $50k a year to shill for the illegitimate Biden government on /smg/ ;^)

>>55455190
uh oh the hyperinflation just happened

>>55455200
Biden is an illegitimate president and you're a traitor to the United States, glownigger. It's that simple.

>>55455208
>futures

>>55455200
It's true. My wallet just exploded on the counter.

I got fudded out of TSLA at $240 and now I’m priced out and nothing else is worth investing in. Fuck. I’m literally cashgang now like a retard. I hate myself.

my depression is an expansive maw, growing in depth with each passing day. where will it end. what stocks do i buy

>>55455222
Mine isn't that bad, but I can't get comfortable and I can't enjoy doing anything.

>>55455213
Thank you for removing any remaining uncertainty about whether or not you're a shill. I will reference these archived posts in threads to come. Btw, it doesn't matter if you and the other federal agent mods delete these posts to hide the evidence. The archives already recorded that you, the Tay/"Buy Calls"/ewhore poster, are shill.

>>55455232
You did buy calls though right anon?

>>55455239
You're destroying the United States so that you can rule over the ashes. I hope it was worth it, glownigger.

>>55455232
I will post Taylor with impunity.

As soon as Rocker appears this thread is going offtopic. Where the fuck is the CIA when you need them.

Is it true?

>>55455247
kek you're definitely short, sorry fren maybe next year

>>55455252
Go back to plebbit, nigger.

>>55455256
Replace it with "I just buy".

>>55455264
I want you to know that your comment deserve a downvote.

>>55455260
Too late, you already outed yourself as a shill. Good luck fending off the angry mobs at whatever glownigger office you post from.

>>55455049
>This is good for /smg/
Dullard. You perceive this as appreciation instead of dilution of the currency, NGMI.
>instead of giving out trade ideas
I offer nothing BUT the solution.

Short the Shitcoin
Short the Shitcoin
Short the Shitcoin

If you're too cowardly to do this directly by trading your shitcoins for Real Money™ (tickers: BTC/XMR) than do it indirectly by DCAing into SOXL/TQQQ/USD(the 2x semi ETF, not the statist shitcoin).
>b-but muh chop chop
They Will Never Stop.
-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.5T

Even at the top of the dotcom bubble, DCAing into a 3x QQQ would have been a winning move

You will always be a slave as long as you wear their chain of fiat around your neck.

>>55455278
Good luck to your shorts as well fren o7

>>55455082
>glownigger can't even post an image correctly
>CPI
fuck off

bake a new thread you stupid glownigger faggot

>>55455291

Also, is the market open tomorrow?

>>55455303
You seem alright, don’t come to the market tomorrow

>>55455322
Where else is there to go?
It’s only a half day you know
How bad could it get?

>>55455326
There’s going to be a lot of people and loud noises there
Loud noises are pretty scary, anon

>>55455330
>>55455330
>>55455330

>>55455256
Majority of the time the answer is yes. Active traders in the middle (and let me make it clear that I was one of them for some years) go through boom and bust periods with little to show for it long term. Even if you want to be a short term active trader you should not devote your entire portfolio to that strategy.

What's the best stock to buy right now?

>>55455436
unironically Apple, Netflix, and Tesla. Specifically calling Netflix for the 14th

>>55455449
Why nigflix? I enjoyed their downfall a while back but what specifically? I'd never subject myself to giving them Money now that they do the good goy checks to make sure you're not sharing. Is everyone else?

>>55455082
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1xKh
>>55455288
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1xKh

>>55455449
So TQQQ calls?

Bought about 20 shares of Mattel because of the Barbie movie. Review embargos gets lifted around the 9th. But from the rumors looks pretty grim.
Still in the green, would make about 8% in profit.
Should I cash out soon or hope for the best and wait until reviews come out.

.

who the fuck is baking