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What do I tell her? I don't want to come across as too vanilla or too pervy. helpo

>> No.55432688

>>55432680
Tell her BDSM and then start talking about your LINK portfolio

>> No.55432689

you fucking retard. you get her to reveal first and then you can gauge what to say. regardless she's trash for even broaching the conversation

>> No.55432693

Femdom & chastity, break her in. Once she's ready, hit her with the sissyhypno

>> No.55432698

>>55432680
>What do I tell her?
mff dp anal

>> No.55432708

>>55432689
we've been talking everyday for like 2.5 months man, we're kinda tight idk

>> No.55432716

>>55432680
Threesomes, 2 girls 1 guy. Fairly adventurous, every guy is expected to like them, and if you're lucky she'll be down after brooding on it for a few months. But don't tell her you want a threesome, never ask outright, just tell her that's the porn you like.

>> No.55432719
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55432719

teenage russian chicks getting fucked in the ass

>> No.55432737

>>55432680
Buttjob
Thighsex
Oficce Lady larp

>> No.55432741

>>55432680
just say something general like "amateur"

>> No.55432807

>>55432741
wew lad good shit, that's what I like anyways, but things have progressed, the question at hand it about
>anime porn
lmfao

>> No.55432867

>>55432680
I hope you're not trying to marry her.
Either way, tell her your favourite genre is Incest oyakodon threesome.
Tags: Incest, Oyakodon, Mother, Sister, Aunt, Cousin, Grandmother, Harem, Threesome.

>> No.55432880

this is a larp. the girl isn't real. op is just looking for new porn suggestions to get off to. probably a demoralizing psyop too for some reason

>> No.55432894

>>55432719
based

>> No.55432896

>>55432680

sneed

>> No.55432912

It's a trap anon, tell her you don't watch porn

>> No.55432913

Just claim you don't like porn. She will accuse you of lying and you can act mock affronted at the accusation. Wala - you just created banter and avoided revealing information about yourself, which is almost never advantageous to give a woman.

Whatever you do, don't be an open book. When she learns personal things about you want her to feel pleased with herself for "figuring" them out.

>> No.55432926

>>55432680
Impregnation

>> No.55432935

>>55432926
this
seventeenthpbp
/thread

>> No.55432938
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55432938

>>55432880
this
pic is OP
/thread

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55432940

>>55432680
Trick question. She's checking your beta status. Be alpha and say, "Porn? Pshhht! Only incels watch that shit. I'm only into the real thing, babe"

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55432969

>>55432680
Never allow porn to have a place in a relationship. If she tells you that she watches porn, this is a massive red flag

>> No.55433263

>>55432680
>>55432680
"I dont watch porn" is the only acceptable answer

>> No.55433374

>>55432969
listen to this man, pnd or keep as fwb. someone who needs outside stimuli in the form of porn is someone who will crave it in a relationship too by cheating on you

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55433380

>>55432680
Tell her threesomes with one guy and 2 women. It's not overly disgusting but it's still hot and suggestive.

>> No.55433384

>>55432680
cuckqueen

>> No.55433396

>>55432969
In college, my girlfriend would let me tie her up and force her to watch ultimate surrender. Pretty good times. She also liked being gagged by her panties.

>> No.55433494

The answer is multiple creampie.
Immediate results, for you.

>> No.55434278

>>55432680
Girls who watch porn are degenerates. So are men who actively don’t try to quit watching it.

>> No.55434306

>>55432680
The real story here is OP is too scared to say he watched trans porn.

>> No.55434335

>>55432807
Just tell her the truth anon
Actually you better run it through us first

>> No.55434342

>>55432680
That's a weird question. Why does your mom want to know what kind of porn you like?

>> No.55434358

>>55432680
Considering you are here, findom

>> No.55434361

>>55432880
Everything is a psyop to you incels
>Mom won't make me tendies until I apply for a job, literally a psyop

>> No.55434366

>>55432680
Yoga teacher roleplay

>> No.55434371

>>55433380
Chicks don't like that (in porn)

>> No.55434379

>>55432940
No, do not say this
She is checking what kind of stuff OP is into so they can reenact it in real life

>> No.55434391

>>55432680
just tell her the truth that youre addicted to
>BLACKED

>> No.55434395
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55434395

>>55432680
It's a trick. Say you don't really watch porn. She's trying to gauge if you have a porn addiction and/or the extent of your porn watching. Any concrete answer other than exactly what I said will sound creepy to her. Trust me on this.

>> No.55434402

You are supposed to say that you don't watch porn at all. As you shouldn't, porn gives you too high requirements on the looks of women and spends your sexual energy that you are supposed to use to feel horny after real women and make you approach them sexually.

>> No.55434404

>>55432680
>>55432689
>>55432867
>>55432880
>>55432912
>>55432913
>>55434371
>>55434278


Holy fuck are you guys from the 70s or something or just baiting or posting /pol/ memes?

Imagine living in 2023 and not being comfortable with discussing porn or sexual preferences with your partner.

Only reason to dislike this is because you are shy, insecure, inexperienced virgins that probably will start to blush and stutter when the talking about the topic of sex with a girl lol

>> No.55434408

>>55434395

CRINGE

She will know you are lying right away because all man watch porn. Well 99%, the ones that dont probably dont have a computer or internet or are 70 years old.

She is trying to see if you are grown up and comfortable talking about sex.

If you avoid the topic she will IMMIDIATELY notice you are uncomfortable with sex and will seek her pleasure elsewhere

>> No.55434416

>>55434371

Some girls who are bisexual like to have threesome.

I personally would avoid it because handling 1 girl at a time is already alot of work, handling two girls is something impossible. Also if you want to have a seriou relationship this can be difficult. If its just a sex relationship then sure you can try.

t. Regular 30+ yr old sex haver that had an 18yr old hot biological ripe girl tied to his bed 2 days ago

>> No.55434426

>>55434379
This

Protip: Say that you like to be dominant and like to tie girls to the bed and play with them.

99% of girls are into this and those who arent pretend they arent.

We all live in a modern world girlpower feminism blabla but in the bed girls still need to be dominated. If you can bring her to orgasm that can help but the most important thing to remember is that her sole purpose for being in your bed is for you to play with her and being able to cum, her needs are second place. ALWAYS

>> No.55434427

>>55432680
Tell her the truth: that you jack it to horsecock futa on male eight times a day.

>> No.55434429

>>55432680
trad wife cooking

>> No.55434433

>>55434402
Just tell her

>Why dont you come over to my place and i'll show you ;)

bro

>> No.55434450

>>55432680
tickling and pukeplay

>> No.55434453

>>55434450
kek

>> No.55434455

>>55432680
Correct answer is "porn? What's that?"

>> No.55434462

>>55434408
Get some self-discipline retard. No wonder you don't approach women.

>> No.55434468

>>55434462
>approaching woman

you ever heard of tinder my friend?

I can set up dates to pick up woman without even leaving my current position

in a few hours im gonna pick up a brazilian milf with a bubble butt but I already had sex with an 18yr old few days ago and jerked off yesterday so idk if im good to go, im not 16 anymore myself :(

>> No.55434472

>>55434468
Stop watching porn and you will have higher sexual drive.

>> No.55434475

>>55434472
Yes that could be true i agree and been working on that but i got drunk yesterday and had a fallback

>> No.55434540
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55434540

>be me
>fucking a hooker
>as she rides she smiles at me says I’m cute
What does this mean? It sounds good but I don’t think so

>> No.55434548

>>55432680
The fact that you even think about what you should answer shows that you're an insecure beta loser that probably never talked to a women ever. So therefore all of this is entirely fictional and thus irrelevant.
>business & finance
What's your net worth?

>> No.55434549

>>55434404
>Mass repliers are coomers confirmed

>> No.55434573
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55434573

Orc on elf
Size difference
Mindbreak
Impregnation
Breeding factory

>> No.55434729

>>55434540
She smiles at you and says "im cute"

thats kindof weird to be saying about yourself

>> No.55434755

>>55434468
>I can set up dates to pick up woman without even leaving my current position
You have a tool to do so, that does not mean you have ever used it successfully.
And i fucked your sister.

>> No.55434800

>>55434404
>Imagine living in 2023 and not being comfortable with discussing porn
Except it's extremely cringe

>> No.55434819

>>55434800
im sure it is cringe for an insecure virgin like yourself lol

>> No.55434942

Yes women love to be fucked by Max Hardcore, James Deen, Pierre Woodman. Women say it explicitly and they keep doing it.
Women don't love the guy infatuated with beautiful women. What In their teen age men know unconsciously, then very much consciously in their adult age, is that women
-never value the eternal beta orbiter
-women will have debased sex with the first stranger who ''rings her bell''

Women don't give a shit about long-term relationships. Women just want to larp over a few days as the non-slut girl and then they want the sex, and they want it bad.

The second strategy women build to avoid viewing themselves as slut is their fantasy of ''summer love'', which is just the situation with the ''stranger which makes them vibrates all over'' extended to a few weeks of casual fun sex with no string attached and zero bad consequence for the girl (especially no pregnancy, which is reached thanks to normalization of abortion).

Women don't want to to be respected and make love in the dark with their devoted provider. What women want is to be fucked raw by an Adonis they barely know who makes them squirt everywhere and fuck them until they can barely walk the day after.

Women want the convulsive orgasm where they lose consciousness to the point that they roll their eyes and lose their social self, getting in touch for the first time their true self, ie the sheer whoredom. You think they will get that by looking into the eyes of their generic subservient beta appliance fucking them in the missionary position?
Think again.

>> No.55434956

>>55434404
>current year
let's see your nose

>> No.55434965

>>55432680
Tell her you're into pegging

>> No.55434969
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55434969

>>55434956
>if you arent comfortable to talk about sex it means you must be a jew that does a psyop trying to demoralize us on this anime pedo website waaaaaaaaa

>> No.55434999

>>55432680
snuff

>> No.55435066

>>55432680
I unironically do not watch porn

>> No.55435074

I want my wife to piss on my cock but if I tell her then she will know I've watched women pissing and that's embarrassing and degenerate.
What do.

>> No.55435081

>>55434729
Oooops i meant that she said that about me
>You’re cute

>> No.55435087

>>55435081
Wow i'm sure this woman you are literally paying to have sex with you meant this from the heart

>> No.55435098

you always have to go with "big anime titties"

>> No.55435114

>>55435087
True but she could have just said nothing

>> No.55435137

>>55435114
Yes and the waiter at the restaurants could've said he hopes you choke in the food he just brougth you

>> No.55435210

>>55435137
id tip extra if he said that

>> No.55435221

>>55432680
Literally just say you like creampies and missionary

>> No.55435340

>>55432688
Kek, underrated

>> No.55435405

>>55432867
This is literally me though

>> No.55435426

>>55432680
Your gf is a porn masturbating girl and shell leave you

>> No.55435465

>>55432680
back to >>>r9k faggot

>> No.55435478

>>55432688
lmfao

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55435680

>>55434942

>> No.55436157

>>55432680
things that never happened

>> No.55436627

how is this thread even still up? jannies why haven't you fucking banned me yet?

>> No.55436653

>>55434942
seek mental help for your porn addiction friend

>> No.55436666

>>55432867
>taking advice from a guy who knows what any of this weeb shit even is, ever

>> No.55436673

>>55432880
seek help friend

>> No.55436713

>>55432708
>2.5 month
>we're kinda tight
You ain't shit yet

>> No.55436726

>>55436713
>implying months of talking isn't a long enough timespan to develop a connection between two people
why are you faggots so negative all the time? do you even realize this is the way you are?

>> No.55436742

>>55436673
What do you mean? Someone posts about people being happy, making money or having sex. Surely this can't be real right? I bet it's the work of the jews. They are purposely posting about people having sex on a dying anime pedo forum just do demorolize me. I bet it's a huge psyop that takes place in discord and maybe even transgenders and jewish people are involved. Ah yes, that totally makes sense come to think of it. Or maybe its the work of reddit who are raiding us to post these things while they are trying to shame me for being a socially retarded virgin. Maybe its actually the cia doing it. Damn

>> No.55436775

>>55432680
Anime gurlz

>> No.55436782

>>55434819
>it's so cool and liberated to talk about the porn you watch
non-trash people understand the normalization of porn is bad

>> No.55436796

>>55432716
What if I like 2 guy 1 girl threesomes more?

>> No.55436812
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55436812

>>55436782
>normalization of porn

>> No.55436813

>>55436782
I agree with this. The normalization of sex talk has bothered me for a while, but I also get bothered by the normalization of swearing so much so maybe I'm just strange. I feel like people who openly swear are trash but I realize most people disagree these days.

>> No.55436827

>>55436813
what's wrong with swearing you fucking fagboy it's cathartic

if violence is outlawed then I can swear at anyone as much as I want. So go fuck yourself.

>> No.55436860

>>55436812
>15 pbtid
You're super cringe/trash it hurts.

>> No.55436871

>>55436860
Funny because 99% of the world thinks you are pretty cringe/trash