/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55427879
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,951.098B, 101P = 19.318B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 1,945.211B, 101P = 19.260B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55427879
First

>>55427905
LUUUUUUUUUUM

>price action

Fourth!

I demand MOASS now

>>55428011
Chart just spelled out "M"

>>55428011
Checked demand.

coiled spring bros?

>>55428034
Next the chart needs to spell out a big green "I" for "Making It"

Algo is fighting for Ken’s life.

>>55428037
>lum ID
Harnessing some meme magic today

> comfy
> holding
> with internet frens
I feel good about today, anons

I can't wait to get myself a PAWG with tig ol biddies who likes to wake me up by sucking my dick.

You can buy them right?

>>55428046
I heard Ken Griffin called the algo a useless stupid piece of shit.

If you don't own xxxx shares, browse r/superstonk and /GME/ the first thing when you wake up in the morning and the last thing you do at night, and purchase Funko Pops with every paycheck to support Gamestop, do not vibrate your vocal cords at me. Don't even project your vision at me.

>>55428068
He really should be nicer to it.

>>55428068
I imagine the algo has some choice words for him

affirmative action was just killed, I'm thinking we're in the good timeline

>>55428155
White ladies are gonna get real upset Kek.

Teddy is going to be unleashed next week, right?

>>55428211
Soon

>>55428155
>>55428175

I'm so bored I might actually have a fap just to pass the time between now and moass

https://www.dailydot.com/news/gamestop-no-customers/?amp

Why do white women bad mouth their employers and quit comfy jobs?

>>55428321
Because it's a fake post

WTFWT

>>55428331
Gamestop should sue her for time theft and libel

>>55428395
Do you remember the AI article they used of some woman who didn't exist, I didn't save it but it was an AI image for a journo who didn't exist lol

>>55428408
>who didn't exist lol
many such cases

>>55428389
the volatility today is really something

>>55428428
Reminds me of some schizo pol post a while back about the CIA having some raytracing SAP that could create extensive fake profiles for their members. Entire fake families, fake photos, fake social media profiles for people that in reality didn't exist at all.

>>55428067
the wonderful world of sugar babies awaits all of us who dare to dream, anon. With the click of a few buttons, a first date (more like you're giving an interview with negotiations) and a contractual agreement, you can have your thicc amazonian ginger thot goddess, 4'10 blonde gymnast who likes to cosplay for you, or a skinny tomboy brunette with a tight tummy.

>>55428476
That's wasn't a schizo post bro that's how they create backsories for operatives.

They also have an AI that can run social media accounts of fake people or people that die and just post as if nothing has changed.

>>55428211
>>55428225
Teddy bros are aaaall gonna make it. Even the GMEdwits.

Todays chart is more schizo than me

>>55428715
>double JEW ID

yeah I’m schizophrenic

The calm before the pump.

>>55428739
jewjuzela

>>55428816
Flavour flav looking good these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

micro .........

THEY CANT CONTAIN IT

My calls are printing money

My prints are calling money

>>55428873
My money is printing calls........but seriously my calls are flying

>>55428806
>The calm before the pump.
Lol, what a bot-like response. To da moon, I just like stock, if he’s in, I’m in.

WAGMI is imminent

>>55428933
The number of algos (not the one suppressing GME for Kenny, all the other ones) that will start trading this shit once we break through that two year trend line is large enough to give me something to look forward to

>>55428923

>>55428868

>>55428933

So quiet in here.

>>55429051
>It's quiet
>Too quiet

>>55429051
We're all putting our affairs in order for MOASS.

>>55429055
>>55429066
Checked.

>>55429051
>>55429055

>>55429066
my affairs are in order, have been for 2 years

WHEN IS THE THING HAPPENING COHEN?

Wtf is going on with overstock

>>55429183
they bought Bed Bath (but not Beyond)'s assets for pennies on the dollar.

>>55429215
The bought the IP not the assets tard

>>55429215
>>55429217
Seems like they left baby alone tho

>>55429183
Didn't Patrick Byrne tweet this week was going to be good? Not a victory but good

>>55429217
Intellectual Property (non-tangible property excluding good will) is still an asset. The absolute state of BBBaggies.
>>55429249
That's the Beyond. No one is even bidding for that.

>>55429267
Yeah apparently it was some /pol/tard shit about a nothingburger court case, not short related.

>>55428070
IF YOU DONT HAVE SUPERSTONK BOOKMARKED YOU NEED TO LOWER YOUR TONE WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO ME

>>55429183 see >>55429267
also, theyve been balls deep into a fight against shorts for near a decade...
>were 2 lawyers on the case
>sunk teeth in deeep
>down to one lawyer now, mis placed the details, but it was not clean death
>Last Lawyer Standing interviewed with some accent derp who cant wrap his head around corrupt system, some learning/brain company is his, shareholder meeting/hearnings idk
>LLS name drops GME, and OSTK among cancer companies now defunct from and under attack from shorts
will dig it up, my book mark list is long and horribly organized. but LLS said expect shit to happen in a window.
>were in the window.

>>55428572
Somebody explain to me how this doesn't constitute prostitution

Hello? Is there anyone out there???

RRP 1,934.684

PARTICIPANTS 102

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

kek dumbfuck baggies

Hello
Why float no drs one (1) time?
Why gme no moass?
Why bbbyq no $0?
Why I no rich?

>>55429432
>Hello? Is there anyone out there???
People have sold and moved on.

I desperately yearn for the taste of Moe's Ass

>>55429463
Best I can do is offer you Michaelsoft Binbows in this trying time

I love delicious flat charts.

>>55429436
Hmm I wonder how much more they have to burn before moass.

>>55429499
Checked. Flat is truth.

>>55429500
Seems to me the downtick in RRP is because they are burning it all holding open these massive short positions.

Be a shame if someone did an IPO of a freshly launched NFT shares company like say Teddy, and caused the shorts to have to close to deliver their dividends when they purchase the assets of the Baby store with equity and cash.

Would be mighty fucking funny if we got rich from something called Teddy and someone called Kenny got wiped out.

>>55429525
Don’t know anything about the teddy theories but agreed about them using their rrp money to keep us crabbing.

>>55429525
>when they purchase the assets of the Baby store with equity and cash.
>no bids
I can't wait for BBBaggies to run out of cope and transition into rope

>>55429537
They pushed some important date back again to july 7th, it's pretty obvious that they're just trying to get as much as they can before they go and that there's no deeper relation with GME

BBBYQ just won ignited MOASS with yesterdays court ruling. Desperate shills are screeching into an empty void inside the /bbbyq/ thread. Fucking kek. WAGMI bros.

>>55429642
Breddy much

>>55429642
You have to go back.

>>55429722
>1
Telling people to go back kek, how many ID's you had today pal?

Kek spyggots.

>>55429759
How the fuck in the year of our lord 2020+3 is SPY still over 400? The yoink is going to be biblical

>>55429783
Yeah and this double top makes me think it’s soon.

>>55429626
The great chimpout won't be from AMC: Original Recipe Baggies, it will be from AMC2 BBBaggies.

>>55429712
They’re already preparing for the run https://libreddit.de/r/ThePPShow/comments/14m0wsr/buy_button_off_now_in_korea/

>>55429876
>bbbyq
get the fuck out of here hedge fuck. My money goes to the ONE stock

>>55429884
No Teddy for you then faggot

WTF, went back to opening price then no movement in active trader pro. Anyone else seeing the same?

>>55429783
>>55429796
It's politics at this point. They're trying to hold the markets up until the last of the boomers cash out at age 65 end of next year.

>>55429735
># of ID's = quality of content
Lol. Lmao. You can go back with him .

>>55429876
>preparing for the run
Several international brokers have turned off the BBBuy button in preparation for liquidation. Please screencap this post. BABY has been purchased (not by Cohen).

In other news the IEP swap is breaking down nicely. Still highly correlated but their collateral is dying.

>>55429901
Baby has not been purchased only the intellectual property, not the core business.

>>55429897
They don't cash out all at once when they hit 65, they draw it down slowly throughout their retirement. Most of their wealth has always been in their home, and home equity will inevitably rug.

>>55429916
>not the core business.
By core business you mean the physical assets?

>+ / - $0.01
How can Flatchads keep winning like this?

>>55429642
Keith, I'm going to need you to be honest because you absolutely refuse to stay in your own thread. At this point, what percentage of your holdings are GME?

>>55430015
"holdings"
he is a low dollar shill.

>>55429984
It’s honestly shocking how right flat kings have and will continue to be. Are there even any flat law deniers left?

>>55428155
I don't think people understand how much of an unironic mess it's about to be.
>Peaceful protests from Asians when they realize that they're not getting in in high enough numbers, or the admission rate temporarily jumps and then peters off
>All of the 120 IQ+ black students and professors head to HBCUs, Kyle and Chad Uppercrust no longer have network ins to the children of Hollywood black nouveau riche and African elites
>Harvard returns to being a sausagefest, Becky suicide skyrockets as they realize only 8/10s+ are being admitted and they have to settle for *gasp* Smith
>Massive cultural balkanization; blacks can tap Africa and the Caribbean/South America and parts of Asia, to a lesser extent; Asians have OSEAN and Japan China as a backstop; but Europeans hate white Americans, get stuck with like fucking Australia and Argentina
Time to make a way out of no way.

sers who replaced the pump with dump?

>>55430059
What's shocking is how I find the worst cringeposters ITT are also BBBaggies. It's like I have an innate ability to sniff out retards.

>>55429926
Retirees traditionally shift to government bonds and other stable forms of income rather than stocks. You're right about the home equity.

Burn in hell forever, Ryan "Liar" Cohen!

Added more to my $20 buywall today.

>OSTK buying BBBY in bankruptcy

kek merger copium what's next retards

>>55430015
>still calling everyone keith
You know when you tried to lie about him earlier today with your XRP lies you got BTFO hard?

Yeah it's happening again kek

>>55430110
>The other company whose crypto dividend ambitions were thwarted by shorts has bought what might be a key in another anti-short defense
I dunno man feels like hopium.

>>55430117
you may as well be Keith. Keith.

7 days and counting. You DO have your tickets for entry right?

>>55430015
Keith went all in at $5, he was just early is all.

I can't wait to buy a nice big steel toed boot after MOASS. One that will be unleashed onto Kenneth Griffin's balls repeatedly in a stomping motion.

>>55430127
Now that's it's been confirmed that GameStop will have nothing to do with your dogshit company (not be confused with literal dogshit [ticker: DGSHT] which actually has intrinsic value), will BBBaggies fuck off forever from /gme/?

>>55430274
they are paid to be here. BBBY has always been an astroturf by desperate short hedge funds

>>55430274
>confirmed
Hm.

>Have you forgotten about gamestop yet?

>>55430408
Yes

>>55430220

I plan to PLAP PLAP PLAP and impregnate as many whores as possible.

>nooooo don't forget about my reddit stock! you have to buy my bags!
kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55430194
true
I was lucky enough to have been convinced by the MSM narrative right until 2 weeks ago
now I have a big fat stack with a 0.2 average cost

>>55430447
>>55430194
what's worse, being keith or being Anthony Burch?

The perfect crab.

>>55430343
> midtwit doesn't know he's replying to dogshit shill

ngmi

>>55430417
Good, continue forgetting about Gamestock and those diamond hands, thats not how any of this works. You should sell. Right now. Don't ask questions. Sell. Now.

>>55430220
Post MOASS I'm gonna buy the largest little Caesars pizza I can with stuffed crust and double pepperoni and binge watch an entire anime series before heading off to work.

Why haven't you sold yet?

>>55430505
What work are you doing post moass?

>>55430505
I’m not even judging you going back to work after wagmi but I definitely will judge you choosing little ceaser’s of literally any other pizza. Anon why?

Whether we're into tums or brappers, our real lives can finally start once the MO'ASS happens.
WAGMI

>>55430558
I bet probably the same as >>55430425

>>55430555
Because I’m gay and autistic

>>55430584
whores

Kenneth, why do you fear the 25?

mfw moass

>>55430625
>25
Checked

>>55430505
>little Caesars
ah, someone with good taste

>>55430692
they have some of the most disgusting shit I have ever tasted, that pretzel pizza shit is horrendous.

>>55430067
>Time to make a way out of no way
Ken has No Way Out

>>55430604
My nigga, so am I

Dm me xxx

>>55430737

>>55430744
Just putting my lippy on I'll be ready in 5

Hungry Howies > Little Caesar’s

>>55430753
meet you on the corner

>>55430810
Already there, bring an umbrella

PFOF banned in EU. Just 3 more years until it takes effect

Weird new narrative the shills are pushing on Reddit now. Something about Europe getting rid of pfof but not until 2026. I don't know who the fuck cares about that. It would be crazy to still have your money in THIS market in 2 years. But now the new push is no moass until 2026 lol. Does anyone think taking everything for these dummies on Wall Street revolves around pfof getting removed? If anyone does maybe it's because of that Dave pushing that for months. I don't know, this narrative push seems very desperate.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/14mcyqy/eu_agrees_on_ban_of_pfof/

>mfw we're up 1.34% from when the idiot hedgies tried to gigadump us
I'm lovin' it.

Reminder that MOASS might never happen.

>>55430946
>pretend to be a holder
>imply that some unrelated thing means moass is possible but that its years away

It’s the same play book. Moass is 2 weeks away until it happens.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55431020
wrong thread bro >>55428499

>>55431036
>moass is 2 weeks away
moass is literally tomorrow.

"You won't find us out there, talking up a big game."

"Watch what we do, not what we say."

*Does nothing
*Sends a poop tweet

I've noticed this trend of AH just crabbing until like an hour before open for a while now

The market is never crashing
You will never own a house

Cohen is chasing chinkpussy and writing kids books while you hold extremely heavy bags and living conditions get worse. Btc is mooning btw

You're getting left in the dust

>>55431104
post body

>>55431220
>Cohen is chasing chinkpussy
he's just like me

>It didn't move at all today
Something strange is happening.

>55431220
Thanks for the update. See you tomorrow.

>>55430505
Same, but instead of pizza from Little Caesars, I'm eating from a local place called Grandads. Also instead of garbage ass slant eye cartoons, I'll be playing be playing high quality slant eye video games like Armored Core and Metal Gear Solid.

>>55430736
>Ken has No Way Out
Obviously. It only works when you're black. Kenobi just has to accept his fate.

>>55430584
I keep waiting for the tall skinny guy to show up.

>>55431245
Based slant eye game preferer.

>>55431224
your move

>>55431285
Mmmm, you look real pretty.

>>55431295
Nice legs.

So the new tactic is just to slander Cohen with stupid comments?

Pretty sad this is the best you can do now shillies

>>55430584
I expected bill clinton to pop out

>>55431285
Scrawny fag, did your boyfriend tell you that sleeve was a good idea?

Frens you must read this thread in his entirety
https://twitter.com/cunningfrog/status/1674537120436715520?t=BlFmAqFNobMF5o8hhSRaQg&s=19

>>55431220
The housing market will never be fixed until serious taxes/blocks are introduced on owning more than one residential property, and owning a property in a country that isn't your primary residence.
But of course no politician will even suggest that, nevermind vote for it, because they all have their holiday houses that they couldn't live without

>>55431526
1.) TYFYS. I believe you will be greater than Chadshill/Niggerfaggot/BBBondnigger (press F for BBBondnigger, he was BBBogged by his BBBonds)
2.) Keep BBBaggie shit in the BBBY thread.

>>55431538
F pays respect. Press S to spit on him instead.

>>55431546
No. He was so zealous in his quest to kek the BBBaggies he became one himself. A tale as old as time.

Guys why no MOASS?

What does the paper say about tomorrow?

holy volatility

>>55431557
Another scorcher.

>>55431397
No, but he does like it.

The new shill agenda is the liberal usage of CIA funded weaponized cringe

KEK

>>55431617
Yesterday you said you'd call Margin.

Is this still happening?
July or August 2023?

>>55431762
I’ll call tomorrow

>>55431762
I'll call tomorrow.

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>55431791
91% I’ll take it.

>>55431596
On minor volume, too...
Hmm.
Interesting.
Looks almost seismic.
Feels good.

>>55431780
>>55431784
You'll call cow.

>>55431780
>>55431784
You'll call cow.

>>55431668
They stopped with the dancing gay pastor spam, everything after that has been an improvement in our QOL

>>55431935
I got so hyped when that faggot showed up, seeing them hire shills that are only trained for other boards screams desperation and is some of the clearest evidence of paid propagandists being present.
I'm sure some of them are still here, struggling to "pass", but that was one of their bost unmasked moments.

>>55431964
No wonder the board has been so shitty since the Ocean gate distraction started.

>>55432091
>>55431964
>Jim Crown
He was also Kenneth's neighbor and friend. Owned the lot that's about 150 ft from Ken's house in Aspen.
>>55411567

>>55431707
Japanese forces weren't cleared from Iwo Jima unti January 1949.

Oh, wouldn't it be terrible if the SJWs at Harvard found this little oopsy woopsy plastered on the Kenneth Cordelle Griffin building and leaflet dropped all over the floors outside.

That would be something awful.

>>55432260
The children and animals have suffered enough

I'm just glad I finally broke even and sold. Feels so good to be able to invest this money in something which may offer a return over the next year. Fuck you Chobani, I will never get those 3 years back!

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1674573778196758528?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>55432260
Not to mention the DV accusations from his ex wife.

>>55432285
Ryan I've been working hard this whole time. How do you think I could afford to buy more GME?

>>55432285
THE FUCK YOU TALKIN TO, CUNT. YOU AINT DONE SHIT

>>55432285
Our executive chairman likes people who Work.

>>55432285
I hate him so fucking much, bros...

>>55432285
I wonder who on the board is left trying to sabotage his efforts.
I thought Furlong was the last of the hedgie plant, apparently not.

>work hard
>or leave
Honestly feels like the only two options of being alive

>>55432260
Now is the time to strike. SJWs, especially from Harvard, are especially seething right now against perceived white men in light of the SCOTUS decision.

>>55432285
I am fully prepared for my career transition.

>>55432285
Ryan cracking the whip on time-stealing board member wagies lmao. Can't make this shit up.

>>55432358
Wait so he’s not into poor people not working for 3 years expecting to retire from a $20 investment once? For guys who try to find codes in tweet, you’re good at missing the obvious

>>55432515
Sneed faggot, I'm up on my jiemies and you can't do shit about it kek. And the lower and flatter the price gets, the better my cost basis to dab on you with.

>>55432285
Ryan I want to work hard at being retired... Please Ryan, I'm tired. I promise to work on myself and for myself. My soul hurts so much.

>>55432538
You sound like a bitch. The work has just begun.

>>55432528
>poor person expecting a handout confirmed
Bro just read his tweet, he’s not giving it to you

>>55432543

>>55431059
I’ve heard this before

>>55432515
>expecting to retire from a $20 investment once?
>he invested less than $20
>he didn't invest enough to be a XXXX holder using money he got from hard work
NEETs need to get gassed however.

>>55432555
Checked and based.

>>55432285
>work hard goy
>what? of course i myself work hard
>what do you mean it's different to work when you feel like it while the rest of the time you enjoy your Miami beach house and billions of dollars

>>55432569
I am a future NEET

>>55432543
I'm done with waging. If by work, you mean gardening, house chores fighting Israel and ZOG then yes I'm ready to work.

>55432547
He likes people who work. How do you think most of us have been buying shares?

It's tomorrow

>>55432577
>he's not planning on getting more educated after the MOASS
>he's not planning on getting more trained after the MOASS
>he's not planning on being self-employed after the MOASS
It's okay you do you.

>>55432577
You're not going to eventually make your own business?

>>55432285
You know, I've been thinking about a second job.
Should I apply at Gamestop?
Hodlr, handlr, helpr?
Fuck...
I might have to be the goddamn grunt in this war on financial oppression.

>>55432285
Ken's working as hard as he can... to last one more day

>>55432619
at least you won't get blackballed like citadel employees do

>>55432633

>>55432619
>I might have to be the goddamn grunt in this war on financial oppression.
If you do then God Bless and God Speed and TYFYS fren.
Any Gamestop employee is doing God's work and are vessels of divine power and change even if they don't know it.
Have you thanked a Gamestop employee today? No? Shame on (You)! Next time you are near a store bring them a pizzer or a spaghetti sandwich or at least do a Naruto run through the store and a stern kneel to honor them.
Can't stop. Won't stop. Gamestop.
WAGMI

>>55432358
Just realized he probably fired someone else so we'll be big red tomorrow when we found out who

>>55432909
Good, I just got paid.

Steam sale started today, but I’ll be saving my money to buy some NFTs from my favorite game store. Kek, nothing personal hedgies.

>>55427879
kek Stupidass baggies

oh god his flailing and blaming his workers for not working hard enough because of his actions, for real this time ... its over.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55428933
Checked.

>55433408

>>55432285
>NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

>https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1674573778196758528?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
Fuck off, Chobani, you sound like a boomer, I’ve worked my ass off to buy GME, stop making meaningless tweets and why don’t you do some work and show your shareholders some results

Post MOASS I'm going to buy Cloudflare and immediately shut it down, and then lobby Congress to pass a law making CDN providers legally liable for all the content their customers host. This will basically destroy public cloud and force people to perform counterattacks on DDoS perpetrators rather than pay the protection fee.

>>55433435
New RC tweet and holiday coming up next week. I'm thinking extremely comfy and cozy

>>55433594
Even in the event that the content is encrypted and therefore unreadable?

Ken Griffin is a nigger

>>55433702
Cloudflare does SSL termination. They man in the middle all your shit as a business model.

>>55432285
Our supreme leader Cohen is 100% correct and has the right mindset. If you don't work 28 hours a day, reduce the amount of air materialising from your mouth.

>>55433594
Take the digital ID pill. anonymous blockchain authentication to get online (first one is free), if you fuck around your devices get banned when related to that ID, and you have to buy a new pass.

>>55433594
I’ll be lobbying them to pass an “if you as a corporation send data of any kind to a person’s machine you forfeit all rights to control what they do with it afterward” law along with “gathering user data in excess of what’s strictly necessary to run your service (eg, emails for login) without getting consent first is deserving of capital punishment” and a full repeal of the DMCA

>>55433849
No, that breaks too many lower layers of the Internet.

>>55431780
>>55431784
Also I just wanted to say that I fucking love you guys. wagmi

>>55431285
Post actual body (mirin them glutes tho)

Why did Ryan allow Matt to destroy the company for 2 years

Why won’t Ryan give us a nft dividend?

>>55434645
>>55434665
Fucking retard, Cohen is old hat. We're 'it's early hours of the morning' gang now. Sleep is fuck, born to snooze.

>>55434699
RYAN DO SOMETHING ANYTHING!!

>>55434645
Ryan Cohen is a liability for GameStop at this point and has to go. The sooner he sells and leaves, the better.

giving kenny some much needed liquidity by blowing fat loads on his face
hedgies tongue my anus
shills lick my smegma

>https://youtu.be/w9t2f-kpuok
kek

>>55434823
42 minutes of the number zero being repeated?

>>55434898
42 minutes of your mother fellating me. Granted after the first minute it's like eating pasta one noodle at a time

>>55434927
Even though my mother may be a $5 hooker it's still more than the value of those BBBaYgs.
>I'll roll my profits into GME!

>55434938
It going to be glorious when I repost this post screenshot after July 7th kek

Shit is brewing boys, liquidity is perkolaying

>>55434947
Nigger which general do you think you're in? Back to your bankruptcy thread with ye!

The usual 3 anti-bbby GME "holders" as usual have no arguments against the stock and once again go for appeal to emotion tactics.

I for one will enjoy not missing out on my Teddy shares. I will be here, laughing after the CPT 11 is resolved, unlike the ignorance of some the court cases, the filings, the dockets and the info coming out proves the theory of a purchase of BABY assets by a large collection of bond holders, who are likely RC and Ichan. Because of your hubris you will miss out and that will be the most delicious part of it all. When they take over the brand and cusip change, a share recall happens. Guess what happens then.

>inb4 more of your hubristic seething

>>55435003
And what happens after chapter 11 and it's blatantly obvious there isn't enough cash to cover liabilities? Oh that's right you get shit, same as what Cohen would get if he carves out Teddy shares to you faggots. Because he owns zero. As opposed to GME, which he owns how many shares of?

>He's still seething
kek

>>55435003
imagine having the same position as the platinumtranny

>>55435037
You mean the paid or shillmod who managed to get an interview with Gary "mr bruns" Gensler and Dave "it's just a glitch" Lauer?

>>55435021
>27 posts

>>55435047
>Noooooooo you can't talk about a stock
>you need to let the shills have a go!
Cope more ID hopper

>>55435052
>Noooooooo you can't talk about a stock
Yes, you can't. It's why you have your own thread.

>>55434995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_RkH7aHb8
this song entered my dreams like it was inception and everyone started joining in ad hoc
it was fucking glorious

Drop the newest cope baggots.

>>55435052
Sir, this is a gme thread.

>he doesn't own any
>he won't be able to buy any
>he will seethe eternally
kek

>>55435067
>Drop the newest cope baggots.
There’s none as they have used up every bs in the book. just look at the activity in this general. pathetic. most have either sold or are deep in the red.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

I wonder what Cohen is working on....

It would be ultra mega super funny if it was a Holding company named after his father which takes on Amazon in the baby goods and child sector.

>>55435154
Amazon loses tons of money, they're only saved by AWS and glowies.

>nobody gave a shit about his post, so he had to get his coworker to reply.

interesting how things are lining up

>>55435220
time to boycott amazon. canceling my subscription today (again!).

>>55432285
hes going to systematically clean house and i couldnt care less

i can feel the anger from the replies and i adore it

tick tock

Hello frens. Haven’t been here in a while. Still holding. Any new hype? If this could start this year, that’d be pretty neat.

>>55435284
Jp morgan guy did an epstien in his car.

>>55435284
Barring any obscene amounts of chicanery, I'd say the market is long overdue for some chaos before the end of the year.

>>55435284
>>55435307
Wait for the kvetching to increase to formerly unseen levels

>>55434995
Best gif ever!!!

Really hotting up with BBBYQ isn’t it?

>>55435517
Wasn't it like 90x that value when Cohen sold?

>>55435545
That’s right. And also 60 times less than when he bought.

>we
every single time
OSTK is more relavant than towels, i mean fuck, i buy my towels and bed sheets from OSTK
waaaaaaait a minute

>>55435592
>TEDDY WILL BUY BABY
>OSTK bought BABY
>OSTK BOUGHT IT FOR 150 MILLION
>implying this is a good number
>OSTK bought it for 15.5 million
>kek
>BUT THAT'S JUST THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
>COHEN WILL BUY THE (((((((CORE BUSINESS))))))) AND BBBY HOLDERS WILL GET SHARES OF TEDDY
>JULY 7
The absolute state of BBBY cope.

BBBY'ers are objectively inferior to AMCiggers.
And that's saying something.

>>55435220
Amazon is no longer golden child who the government bends over backwards to help.

Feels good to be buying BBBYQ right now

TEDDY = BBBYQ
LFG

>>55435809

>55435622
>55435592
Awww the lil niggas are trying at least

i was spitballing, fuck towels and fuck OSTK for that matter, for a brief moment i thought of telling someone to look into towels and loled my self some more GME.
your butthurt jewery confirms my suspicions of the past 5 months tho kek
>i dont appreciate you
http://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/geniusgroup/files/files/jan+10+replay.mp4
>>55429364
>23:22 LLS starts up and iirc 10-20 min after really gets going

Stick and stone make break my bones,
But fudnigger cope excites me

>>55435827
I actually get the impression that there’s real shills mixed with retards that refuse to believe their own eyes. I think you make it to easy by just implying their paid shills.

>>55435851
Oh no, there are certainly a couple of ultra retarded blind idiots who will miss out but you are right the shill campaign was happening from the start, just those said blind retarded ones can't tell the difference.

I would like to be rich now please

>>55435875
No one holding gme will “miss out”. This is why people don’t like you Keith. When you say things like that you imply that holding gme isn’t enough. You know the stock that’s so shorted that it will lead to an infinite short squeeze? How do you miss out holding such an asset?

>>55435898
>he doesn't own the shares which will become Teddy
Not keith, but i do love antagonizing you fucking midwits haha

The life lesson is going to be a painful one when you had ample opportunity

Problem is, I’m out of cash and I only have 1600 of each gme and bbbyq.

I also have another 1600 gme in my pension pot which I will never sell.

I think naturally this could get to 1k as they slowly unwind or whatever chicanery they’re allowed to do.

Patience is the hardest thing and seeing the current price so low. I’ve not got much of a life. But if this play can get me into middle class territory then I’ll be happy.

I hate this fake and gay "market"

>>55435154
Read the first tweet then read the last tweet.

>>55435954
He is calling out all those fake posts about working for them which Kotaku loves to reprint.

Would be super funny when his holding company sues everyone for libel and slander in the end.

>>55435848
kek

>>55435907
So if I don't hold both GME and BBBY I'm going to miss out on the short squeeze?

>>55435935
>>55435935
>>55435935
Threaded.

>>55435991
I’d love to see his answer to this.

>>55430698
>Ready pretzel pizza>
“Sir, do you have leftover carnival foods that you threw in the oven together and then set under a warming lamp for hours?”