/biz/ - Business & Finance

Another crabby day

We have a Straight on the Indices, even the Vix and dollar green

>TLT
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>55428612
Relax son, we're just gearing up for another bull run. Job report, GDP, PCE numbers and so on. I fully expect all those to be extremely bullish so you had better load up on leveraged Tesla and Apple calls

First for FRANCE CAC40

well well well the court struck down affirmative action
maybe fathands will get scoops' bussy after all

>>55428631
>ONE motherfucker shooting in landscape
Grim.

>>55428594
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished. The higher the "Line god" (GDP) is, the lower life is.

>>55428631
Im not against Klaus Schwab anymore
the lower classes deserve to suffer

>he baked

>>55428640
cool story lil bro
i'm balls deep on spy calls

SOXLbros, I think we're gonna be ok

>>55428501
>>55428514
oh look it's basically fully recovered it goes to show that if you point a gun at an abstract concept like "the market" you can get it to do anything

>>55428642
Know that no matter how many guns you buy or how many gated communities you try to hide behind, we will find you and euthanize you parasite

daily v-shaped recovery in progress on NQ and SPX.

>>55428642
>the lower classes deserve to suffer
but by default I will get swept up with the lower class, and I dont want to be associated with that scum

STRAIGHT UP NOW TELL ME
DO YOU REALLY WANNA LOVE ME FOREVER OH OH OH
OR AM I CAUGHT IN A HIT AND RUN

I DESERVE TO BE BUCK BROKEN

>>55428664
25 here we come

>>55428638
Gotta film in portrait mode for TikTok grandpa

With a P/E of 25, SOXL is one of the safer companies to own.

>>55428677
Youre in luck. The Buck Moon is in roughly 4 days

>>55428696
>Buck breaking on the warm night of the buck moon
Based partner

>>55428664
holy shit kek on that edit

>>55428684
Buy a real camera you fucking poors.

>>55428631
The CAC40 didn't even create value in the last 20 years, France is the shittiest shithole in Europe

What is the stock equivalent of this?

>>55428594
Why are we pumping and do we continue to pump this week and next?

Seems like a good place to go short

>>55428749
Nasdaq and indexes vs everything else

>>55428758
we are at the start of a bull market

>>55428765
>bull market
We are at the top of the SPY chart

>>55428749
Semis and oil

>>55428765
I think you're exit liquidity anon.

>>55428765
>>55428683
>25 here


Why are you buying the TOP of soxl? why didn't you buy it at the bottom?

OH NO NO NO
EuRoDuLlAr UnIvErSiDuRrRr SnYdErInOs
this wasn't supposed to happen

>>55428775
>sentimentrader
that guys hasn't made money in years lol

>>55428775
If I'm looking for a short what's a reasonable Expiration from today? 2 months out seems a bit too safe

MULN

>TWS crashes
>have to force close it
>realise there's no point in logging in again because THIS FUCKING NIGGER MARKET IS DEAD

>>55428775
>ignores february of this year
nigger thats ngmi

>>55428820
Do you still need to install Java something something to run TWS on Windows nowadays?

>>55428799
>11 cents
wow what a bargain! i remember you shilling it at 30-40 cents

>>55428692
In the past 12 months, the average PE ratio of SOXX (the ETF that SOXL is derived from) has been nearly the same as the average PE ratio of the S&P 500. SOXX also has a higher price-to-book ratio than the S&P.

SOXL is not necessarily a bad ETF, it has had good performance and high buying volume. However, people that are looking for value stocks with good fundamentals in the semiconductor sector should consider buying PSI instead.

>>55428799
>The most recent stock split occured on May 4th, 2023. 1:25
>

>>55428594
Gahoole has peak ogre aesthetics.

MONI bros... big breakout soon... village will eat well

>>55428828
seems like you don't know how to interpret the chart. you look at the extremes outside the range.

>>55428837
i can't even remember, especially this year, i've hardly even bothered opening my client; i even cancelled my market data subscriptions because there's zero reason to pay monthly fees when the market just makes 1% moves and 15m delayed data is just as accurate as tick by tick

>>55428863
its been a slow crab up all fucking year. im tired of this shit.

>>55428758
name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_AAbdBgZwE
Smash like and subscribe you cock smoking teabaggers

NNDM Bros, we are so back. Now let's buy that fucking SSYS already.

>>55428883
>slow
>nasdaq up almost 40% this year

>>55428893
tits mcgee i believe

>>55428883
>>55428612
>crab
That's what you get for not picking volatile growth tech stocks.
>B-but my SPX

I see +/-5% practically every day. This is like NDX with 10x leverage.

>>55428883
unless you're some degenerate options gambler (who likely loses 90% of the time) you haven't really made any money in two years, tech's only really just hitting the price it was at in nov 2021; anything that isn't big tech is just dead

>>55428916
Looks like more of a Tits Geeberg

KWEB? More like KWAB!

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the shrimp.

R8 my portfolio:

>35% SPY
>15% SPXL
>35% XBI
>15% LABU

Anyone else load up on NAK?

I’m green today, this is not a good sign for humanity

>>55428980
not enough SOXL

>>55428981
NR are great long NK is like buying farts

>Nasdaq-100 headed for best first-half on record

does this happen on bearish times in history that indeciis make positive records ??

>>55428980
Biotech has been very stagnant lately. XBI has been making lower highs and lower lows throughout the past year. There is not enough bullish price momentum to reverse the stagnant trend it is currently in.

>>55428625
uh Anon, yields are going up, you're fighting the trend

>>55428985
I'm green on the fucking forex because I sold most of my positions

>>55429021
xbi has been fucked since 2021, same with small caps

>>55429014
Happens in bubbles.

SPX eyeing ~4410pts gap close... maybe

>>55429021
Nah it’s definitely biotechs year. AI is a meme while biotech research is getting crazy good. It’s finna take off nocap

Does anyone else sometimes go to stocktwits just to laugh at the comments?
>Stock goes down half a percent and people are screaming the price is going to drop 50%
>Stock goes up half a percent and people are screaming the price is about to quadruple
>Completely unprovoked political comments
>Bizarre attempts to tie stocks to totally unrelated trends
It's like a fucking loony bin, if you don't treat it seriously it's hysterical.

>>55429047
yes, first stop, then prior high from 2 weeks back

>>55429069
It really is getting "too easy."
Sus.

>every rally is a bubble

>>55429086
Sussy, more like bussy, as in I just got my bussy broken in from catching falling knives and will now have a significantly reduced gain when Yields.... go back down.
In other words, I bought TLT at 102.05 and my bussy hurts

>>55429059
is fnoldguy for real or troll account?

>>55429059
I use trading 212 as my broker (well, moving to IBKR gradually) and it has forums for things like penny stocks and day trading which attract the biggest idiots. They are currently in shock because a shitco called Premier African Minerals dumped.

>>55428594
Do I short SPY now? Or wait for a break above 440?

I don't think there will be a crash or anything but I see no reason for us to be pumping and we're near ATH.

this price action today is going to be telling for tomorrows bloodbath isn't it

>>55429103
>Yields.... go back down
>I bought TLT at 102.05 and my bussy hurts
Your bussy is going to get bomma-vomma-zoma'd until it's as wide as the volga.

>>55429113
>tomorrows bloodbath
What's happening tomorrow? why wouldn't it just keep going up tomorrow?

Imagine not shorting VXX with butterfly spreads thus claiming your free money courtesy of VIX market maker paypigs.
>Literary imagine

>>55429021
i'm starting to think that speculative biotech investing is slowly dying. VC isn't throwing money at random r&d startups like they used to. promising companies got bought by big pharma corporations, shitty ones bleed money until they die.

>>55429129
some major economic data or some shit i forget is coming out tomorrow

>>55429130
literally can't go tits up

>>55429129
>he doesn't know

>>55429129
They didn't tell you?

>there's two sides to every market

>>55429112
keep buying until it stop going up. dont overthink it.

>>55429141
>>55429135
>some major economic data or some shit i forget is coming out tomorrow
This all looks pretty bullish

>>55428913
> 40% up / 126 trading days = a fucking disgusting slow crab up.

I want to dump all my shekels into my portfolio but I know this artificial economy is going to collapse two weeks after I buy and be on a massive sale in a few months

>>55429149
>until it stop going up
lmao, xD

>>55429149
I don't like buying tops

>>55429152
But if it looks bullish, the market will fucking crash
Only when JPOW comes and announces he will keep raising till 2025 and 2% is over, then the market is allowed to shrug

>>55429132
I think I'm gonna start a salsa company.

>>55429161
>>55429156
dont try and pick tops and bottoms, let price tell you when it's going down.

>>55429155
checked. you sound like every millennial/ zoomer faggot trying to time the housing market.

>>55428980
100% NGMI

Hey retards, it's been updated.

Where the FUCK is my yield curve control team??

>>55429186
>"Imminent recession" now pushed back to 2024
Lmao

>>55429186
OR or or or, Biden can spend trillions of dollars and his bitches at the Fed will monetize it. lmao

>>55429186
all i see is someone who is ngmi

>>55429198
Hey, that's just how long it takes for ultra-restrictive, historically-unprecedented 5% monetary policy to kick in.

Not to mention the gigantic $0.5tn in QT over the past year and a half. That's over 2% of nominal GDP!

I bought BUD at 54.18 and sold at 57.85
I just put in a buy order at 54.50. Please sell your shares to me at this price /smg/, thanks!

Stop the crab!

>tesla delivery numbers on sunday
>all data points at them beating estimates and having great Q2 earnings
>stock ain't doing shit just crabs between - 1% and +1%
???

Man this dump and pump shit with AMZN for the past week is getting fucking old. Just dump the damn thing down back under $120 already!

How many separate tickers does /smg/ have in their portfolio?

>>55429243
When are you starting HRT?

My stop (somehow) didn't get hit after that agonizing 2 hour pump. No mercy on the downside mumu.

Drop you shit I want to get my buy order in.

>>55429271
5
AAPL
GDX
GDXJ
CHAT
NEGG - i was wasted and woke up to 2k shares in my account.
getting ass raped by gold miners

>>55429129
It will remain where it is. A permanently high plateau.

>>55429292
Dont let your emotions get in the way of your profits

>>55429309
Damn, my bussy is raw but I bet your bussy is on fire, RIP gold anon

What comes next in this chart? I can't figure it out. Tell me Mr. Crabs

Fair warning, this may be the last week to buy MANU

>>55429374
4.20 and then 0

Micron bros, I can’t do this anymore. I want off this ride. I bought the wrong AI stock.

>>55429374
5%. The age of ZIRP is over, whether you accept it or not.

>>55429374
This nigga trading 20 year bonds lmaooo

>>55429385
I'ma recommend you switch to AAOI based on this dude https://twitter.com/Citrini7/status/1674455553144426496

>>55429406
>AAOI
I remember people shilling that shit back in 2017

>>55429406
>has options

Say no more

>>55429415
Well shoot, that gives it a PT of $100. Plus inflation, so like $175. BUY BUY BUY

>>55429399
Stfu zoomie

what a flat, boring day

>>55429439
You're too chicken to short straddle
You can squeeze money out of any day, even a flat day. It's a skill issue.

>>55429424
I don't care enough to buy any of this AI hype shit. I've matured since then.
Perhaps I'll help short it back down 6 months from now though.

>>55429439
Be careful what you ask for.

>>55429106
>they're just shaking out the week hands
>us longs will be rewarded
>20 year hold
>evil shorts suppressing the true value

>>55429448
you are right, I dont know enough about options.
I need to devote time to learning options trading

>>55429448
also a capital issue

>>55429406
>>55429415
why the fuck didn't you shill this stock two months ago? the pump is fucking over.

>>55429468
It's simple. You walk up to the Jane Street office closest to you, you give them some of your money every day, and in terms of cash flow you're now an option trader.

Opinion on this thread?

>>>55426306
>>>55426509

>>55429503
Too early. The tech is not there yet, and there's no demand for it.
They need to scale up until lab meat is dirt cheap, then there will be demand. It is currently way too expensive, and that's not just a business issue.
The tech needs to improve.

>>55429503
Fuck no.

Always trust your gut. Sitting on a stack of cash, was eyeballing Disney this morning as it’s sitting 65 bucks or so below what ((they)) say it should be. Watched it dip chickened out and then watched it shoot up. Would’ve been easily a 3 grand swing on the day with the cash I have to play with or great entry into a month or two hold while it recovers and 5 digit profits.

>>55429503
Looks like it's been a real tragedy for their steakholders.
Perhaps this is an ideal buying opportunity before the next dilution.

>>55429535
>dadum tsh!

>>55429503
Jesus that's even worse than that beyond meat shit.

Anyway, I'm gonna buy stocks.

>>55429503
lol nobody is buying your frankenmeat OP of that thread.

>>55429518
>Too early
Exactly. The stock is just 80 cents, if I buy 100 for 80 dollars and lose it all, I'll be ok. Meanwhile, you're potentially investing in the future.

>>55429540
>Anyway, I'm gonna buy stocks
me too

>https://www.businessinsider.com/ftc-amazon-antitrust-suit-marketplace-third-party-sellers-lawsuit-bloomberg-2023-6

Please god let it happen. Then if Twitch drops Prime Gaming soon and AMZN needs to sell them off for $45 billion to pay the antitrust tab, I will be so erect fffuuuuccckkkk!

At what points do rates matter again? 7, 8, 10%?

>>55429503
mutant meat sounds vaguely familiar.

>>55429548
>Exactly. The stock is just 80 cents, if I buy 100 for 80 dollars and lose it all, I'll be ok
Please do. Someone needs to invest in the early penny stocks that will pave the way, so that the true winner can emerge at a later time

Fuck, buy COIN, MARA and RIOT

>>55428670
>v-shaped recovery in progress on NQ
you beclown yourself

>>55428594
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

GAHOOLE THE MAN WHO KILLED HIS OWN SITE WITH HIS HOMOSEXUALITY

>>55429550
When rates are higher than (real)inflation. So like 10%

>>55428749
SOXX and SOXL

>>55429550
Here's the fun part: equities are benchmarked against the "risk-free rate", but what happens when treasuries are no longer that "risk-free"?

>Student Debt decision almost certainly happening tomorrow
Any thoughts? If they allow Student Debt relief, it is basically QE in disguise.

>>55429581
Buy low sell high

>>55429566
I love RIOT because some MM bots are underpricing calls but if you're looking for commons to hold it seems HUT > HIVE > MARA >>> RIOT

>>55429548
>Meanwhile, you're potentially investing in the future.
The problem with this thinking is that after 2-3 downward dilutions and a reverse split, you're now left holding 1 share worth $6. A few years later and another reverse split, and you get forcibly cashed out of your entire investment for 50 cents.

If you're going to invest in a profitless startup, you want to buy something with strong hype/support from larger investors who will prop that shit up to perpetually higher valuations, raising money along the way at levels that lock in gains for your earlier investment.
It may sound like a ponzi, but that's just the way the world works.

>>55429503
the EV of food exponent 400
>can't scale it up
>can't be made cheap
>can't be less resource intensive that giving a chicklet a few grains for a month
>public sentiment is overwhelmingly negative
>people think it's literal, not figurative, cancer
it's even more dead than EVs

feeling bullish af, ATH's for the rest of our lives incoming.

>>55429593
Sounds very unlikely.

>>55429530
what, it hasn’t even moved two dollars today, you’re telling me you were going to swing trade 1500 DIS shares

>>55429596
>HUT
Looking good, thanks for the info

>>55429625
There's zero chance wokies don't find a loophole and continue disparate impacting competent people (via essays or new tests or whatever the fuck)

Ok I did it, I bought a 6 month CD at 5%.
And when they raise rates 2x more because Jerry doesn't ever lie, I will buy more at 5.5%.

>>55428975
QUEEB? More like QUAY!

today is the definition of flat and gay
the "distribution zone"

>>55429593
They just found college affirmative action unconstitutional; so I'd wager no.

>>55429550
When AirBnB is done collapsing, to complement commercial real estate turning to shit at record speed
Who's going to want to hold anything at the current rates in these conditions?
Sure, all the locked-in fixed rate owners don't want to move. But they don't need to if the rest of the market drops under their feet.

>>55429653
>6 month CD at 5%.
Anon, I...

threads are so dead lately
how many brothers have we lost?

Think about the employees chuds! They totally aren't desperate and grasping at straws.

>>55429675
I dunno, my investments are barely keeping up with inflation.

>>55429535
>Steakholders
Icwydt

should i FOMO into AAOI?

>>55429689
what's a hot dog cookout run these days?

>>55429675
Not enough

>>55429691
Well what's a good stop loss target/support level? What's a good profit target/likely next level of resistance?

>>55429681
Employees should all quit and move to a competitor. That would be awesome

>>55429668
I know, it cost me a $100 convenience fee

lower low

>>55429668
I've given up on trying to explain this. Some people just don't care about maximizing returns.

russell is leading. recession market

I closed my BTAI short today. Look at the stock price. Down 65%.

I warned you bhenchodes. You milkbreaths. I told you about BTAI. I warned ALL of you.

Proofs I warned you about BTAI:

>>>/biz/thread/54120132#p54120290
>>>/biz/thread/54893428#p54894007
>>>/biz/thread/54149543#p54149807
>>>/biz/thread/54893428#p54894096
>>>/biz/thread/55064810#p55066853

I. Warned. You.

If you wanna know why the stock fell down, its because its a biotech company that was trying to convince the FDA their retarded drug that is a sublingual sedative is okay to be used at home by patients of various disorders. It's a stupid fucking drug lol.

I'm happy. Gonna celebrate by probably getting a bunch of takeout unnecessarily. Closed puts.

>>55429718
>VIX higher high

ty for the entry liquidity

Uvxy sisters... when is it going to 60$?

>>55429653
Schwab has 10-12 month at 5.55%

>>55429675
Still alive. Mildly insane, but still alive.

>>55429729
Well done, Prakesh. Were you short since 3/14 (~$20)?

>>55429731
I'm looking forward to a VIX DEEP in the 14s

>>55429702
Depending on the area it could be anywhere between $50 and experiencing cultural enrichment.

>>55429729
Congratulations. I'm never going to care enough to trade biotech though. Just my personal opinion.

>>55429702
Cheaper, thanks to another #BidenWin!

>>55429729
options did a 2x at most, wasnt worth the premium risk

>>55429781
ty based biden!

>>55429675
just give it a day or two for all the bans to expire

>>55429715
If I worked for them I would have left the moment they pulled the tranny shit. These people just don't get it. Their customers who boycotted them are never buying their product ever again as long as they live.

>>55428758
id fuck her raw

>>55429786
Seriously though, what the fuck are we going to do when he keels over dead and Harris or Newsom take over? Long oil as OPEC uses the opportunity to strike?

>>55429752
>>55429772

I've been short on BTAI since January actually but yeah since it was in the $20's. I could talk about BTAI for an hour, this company is so fucking retarded its insane. They're pretending to use AI to "discover drugs" and the next drug they have in their pipeline is a cancer drug that is ALSO a total recycled failure drug from years past.

I am day drinking to celebrate my gains and I feel like recording a vocaroo to talk about how stupid BTAI is as a company because there's a TON of details about how they fucked up their dosing and ALSO LMFAO THEIR PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR COMMITED EMAIL FRAUD WHEN THEY PRETENDED REPORT A PATIENT'S ADVERSE EVENT. Holy fuck
>>55429782
The convex payout instruments were still phenomenal for BTAI. Rvol outsided IV bigly. You can't deny it was worth the premia now after a -65% intraday move. Annualize that volatility for me.

>>55429791
do you mean without a condom or so vigorously that her pussy would be red raw?

>>55429681
They should have worked at a brewery that makes good beer. Not everyone can make the nectar of the gods though.

Okay here's a screenshot from BTAI's 8-K filing this morning where they revealed a principal investigator at their clinical trial site that recruited 40% of patients for their Phase 3 trial literally committed fraud because this clinician straight up fabricated an email where they pretended that they actually reported an adverse event (patient gets sick or something) when they didn't in reality.

This company is such a fucking clown show. Pic related

>>55429800
>They're pretending to use AI to "discover drugs"
Damn, miss me with that shit. Unless they're SDGR.

>THEIR PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR COMMITED EMAIL FRAUD WHEN THEY PRETENDED REPORT A PATIENT'S ADVERSE EVENT.
kek what a Boomer move

>>55429810
Now that's the PBR we should be buying.

bottom forming on SOXL for pump to 26

I'm not gonna stop posting about BTAI for like a week to be honest its how i celebrate because if i tell people IRL I will lose all my gains immediately thats just how it works you cant brag to ppl irl

Bonjour

for me it's Harrr's

>>55429809
yes

>>55429826
why is snibby french?

>>55429826
Sayonara

>>55429691
Can you tell us why you're considering buying a 150M nanocap stock that is involved with developing electronics that control light? Why do you like this stock?

>>55429814
Is SDGR considered one of the few legit AI drug discover / AI biotech companies?

>>55429838
Because the French word for crab is le crab

>>55429857
Them and EXAI. But my primary gamble focus is on crypto for now.

>>55429865
Why is EXAI considered legit? I usually see EXAI along other AI biotech scams

>>55429872
BOTZ

>>55429872
It's in WTAI and I trust WisdomTree.

>>55429880
>>55429885
Passive ETFs are not a screen for quality. lmao.

>>55429846
That's not a crab boil, water's not radioactive orange colored
This is a crab boil

>>55429905
kek

>>55428640
You're here whether you like it or not. Exploit it or be exploited bozo

>>55429880
>>55429885
Are these both AI posts?

>>55429925
first AI ETF that came to mind.

>>55429942
but we were talking about AI biotech shitcos

Is it safe to buy SPLG's (formerly SPY's)?

>>55429398
Mein Neger

>>55429728
16% of russell is banks and banks lead recessions too.

>>55429925
I'm shitposting because like I said I haven't done any deep dive, just seen EXAI mentioned alongside SDGR. But Glassdoor reviews seem legit and today's plunge on the CTO departure seems overblown (since they're really just splitting up the role and it seems the guy will still be around for consulting).

>>55429905
it seems like a compete waste dumping that much dried shit powder for 1 large meal. I counted 18 containers dumped ($50+ easy). Like maybe 3-4 is good?

I'm starting to believe crab boil videos are walmart ads..

>>55428594
Gahoole OP

>>55429905
I am just a brown guy from California but I have met a rich bonafide cajun dude once and I showed him this black guy's tiktoks and the cajun dude said thats how white poorer cajuns do it too. Ive never seen a man drink a whole bowl of melted garlic butter with some bread in my life until i met a cajun lol

Welp... today is a slurp day

>>55429967
Russell has been under-performing lately. Not a good sign for small caps.

>GDP revised sharply up
>Labor market even stronger than anticipated
>Significantly smaller unemployment
How is the US economy that fuckin strong? We don't even have rates at 4% and companies are laying off and they have ceased their endless recruiting. How in hell are you guys doing that well despite near 6% rates?
I guess there is a reason retail spending and consooomerism ain't stopping anytime soon. People are working hard and they have a surplus of money. Plus a little bit of those covid gibs and you have yourself a nice deal.
Yepp, lesson learned. Never ever bet against America. I fuckin kneel

>>55430052
It's called covid lock downs causing people to stay in inside, and now people are out and living

Why is it mooning

>> Overstock to rebrand as Bed Bath & Beyond after purchasing that company's intellectual property assets in bankruptcy, per Reuters.

excuse me you guys told me the stock market was gonna collapse by now where's my financial armageddon?

>thrift store value village made its ipo today; soars 37%
Follow my bizbro logic on this. The floor price of a single family home has been inflated and millenials have been priced out.
For the zoomers, the prices of entry level clothes has been inflated and they have been priced out, so they will resort to thrift clothes and those too will see an inflation.
Everyone under the boomers have had their corresponding desired asset class inflated to keep them in the wage cage. This thrift store chain will probably use some ai driven algorithm to target zoomers with thrift clothes.

>>55430083
2 weeks

>>55430083
it was cancelled, maybe next year

>>55430087
Thrift stores achieve pretty solid margins. Getting something for free and then turning around and selling it is a solid business model.

>>55430082
>overstock moons
>bbbyq tanking
lmfao

>>55430029
sideways for 9 months. i believe it will take the lead at some point. dunno how long a recession market is

>>55430052
Because we have whores like these propping it up. Granted this is like the top 1% of e-whores but even your average garden variety bitch online is making a shit load of money for the same amount of effort or less. People seriously underestimate just how many lonely guys there are and how much they are willing to spend. And also women are the biggest consumers so it only makes sense where the cash flow is happening.

>>55430088
digits confirm. trust the plan

>>55430087
>Everyone makes better money now
>but boomers took a hit to their retirement accounts
>millenials pay more on mortgages
>before even touching a student loan, zoomers are now getting tricked into acquiring credit card debt to siphon whatever inflated wages they earn by mowing some slumlord boomers yards for $50 a pop

>>55430083
The collapse already happened. Pic related.

>>55430118
>Everyone makes better money now
lol inflated money with less value.

>>55430114
dang imagine how much money you could make if you cut your dick off. I highly advise it

>>55430126
More money none the less, it's getting sucked up by businesses and dumped into bonds, equities, and hooms ya goof.

>>55430121
if the collapse already happened how come i havent purchased a single mother and her questionably aged daughter yet faggot

>>55430135
Don't shoot the messenger, this is just the state of reality we live in. If that isn't a top signal I don't know what is.

>>55429550
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.
>>55429588
>when treasuries are no longer that "risk-free"?
lol,
lmao even

>>55430114
Even outliers like this are grossly exaggerating their earnings. I strongly believe that whatever e-celeb needs to flex their earnings, they are exaggerating by a large multiple. They do this to draw more attention to themselves. Wouldn't you think people would be more curious to check it out if she said she made $20k a month vs $2k a month from a sleep stream?

>>55430082
Why's W mooning? Only Allah knows.

Is now a good time to buy REITs?

>>55430072
By now, people don't even remember that the plandemic has occurred.

>>55430148
Inflationary default risk is default risk. Or do you really think the US government will keep inflation + nominal growth for the next *30* years under 4%?

>>55430135
If you were born a Saudi prince you’d have even more money and without needing to lift a finger. There’s always going to be outliers, I’m willing to bet the percentage of truly profitable e-thots is abismal.

>>55429550
Once they start to dump people will pull out their cash and reinvest it. A ton of people want to time the market or enjoy the higher rate income. One place this really comes into effect is with reits. Boomers love them for the income which is usually 3-4% and so they dumped HARD when rates from bonds went to 5%

Once the fed rate falls back down below 3% they'll pump again

CAM ON TESLA
CAM ON TESLA

>>55430174
The time to buy was 2 months ago when everyone was screaming and panicking.

>>55430174
For certain sectors, yeah probably. For real estate as a whole, I don't think so.

>>55430184

>>55430181
>>55429550
>as of June 21st we still have $5.4 TRILLION in money market funds

>>55430152
...and then "she" bought the gas station with attached seven eleven for $10m on cash...
or in other words you're very likely very wrong in your assumption.

LETS GO SOXL
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO SOXL
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO SOXL
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>55430180
dont ever @ me again nigger i dont give a fuck what e thots on twitcher are claiming to make

>>55430174
No.

>>55430215
Look at that NVDA chart holy shit

>>55430213
it was $4m and she took out a loan for it

>>55430228
prime slurpin territory.

>>55430178
>any day now
blah blah as if they'd tell you in education how things really work.
You're listening to Eurodurrar University, aren't you?

>>55430222
What should I buy?

>>55430241
Our current debt levels give us an optimistic outlook of "Japan". And we very much do not have the demographics or political stability necessary for that.

>>55430232
Really? At record low interest rates then?
That bitch is smart.

>>55430245
Not REITs.

>>55430014
Can confirm, I grew up near poor Cajun country. That's why you see blacks commenting on white trash Cajun TikToks going "skskskks ok THESE wyt bois invited to the cookout", "finally wypipo who know how to use spice" and so forth.

>Crude still can't hold above 70
Granholm... you bitch.

>>55430241
>Eurodurrar University
lol

>>55430255
Shut up, Jeff!

>>55428838
>>55428839
>t.too poor to day trade penny stocks

>>55430257
>284 / 75 / 92 / 1
>smart
Even dumb people with money have smart people that know how to use money telling them the smart things to do with their money.

>>55430267
Do you have the cajun accent? The older white couple I talked to was interesting because the husband was from the same area the wife was but only the husband had a super thick cajun accent, the wife talked like a normal American

with the current demographics shift we are headed for deflation, aren't we

>>55430280
That's pretty smart of "dumb people."

I like to imagine MM's are like this after every time I make a profitable trade.

https://youtu.be/LhI88tg1Gqg

>>55430293
Nothing ever happens

>>55430284
>lookit all that erl on ma shrimp

>>55430083

>>55430284
Nah, Texas accent. I grew up on the east Texas/Louisiana border.

>>55430320
Can you post a vocaroo of your accent?

>>55430272
Hah, I'm just saying that if you buy a bond in 1983 you're swimming downstream. If you buy one in 2023, your ass is swimming upstream.

>>55430293
If we had a southern border, yes. If we had a fiscally responsible government (i.e. one elected only by White property owners), yes. If we had a debt burden that the government didn't need inflated away before WW3 even starts, yes.

>>55430330

What does bobo think?

>>55430374
Why don't you want to post a vocaroo of your accent.

>>55430348
define white
because no Americans qualify

>>55430394
European-Americans, plus Japanese-Americans (honorary Aryans)

>>55430379
I think a crab market is a bear market.

reminder that i am baking

mini ciabatta sandwich rolls

>>55430432
Sirs please do not bake

why is everyone so apprehensive about baking these days? It's like a full turnaround from the times we'd have mid-thread bakers and early bakers at 275 posts

Finally... the last /smg/. I'm free

DXY up, Rates up, who cares! Don't hide just buy!

>>55430442
Hot /smg/ P/E. Risky to bake.

>>55430451
Uhhh, Jerome will buy more treasuries and we will continue pump tomorrow

>fed balance sheet literally doubled in two years
uh, what exactly did that do

>>55430442
Threadflation is at an all time high, and this has gross macroeconomic consequences on the good citizens of essehmgee. If threadflation continues at this rate janitors will be forced to raise rates on the thread.

Bake. Now. Idiots. The number is red now. The 4chanx number thing says the number of posts is red now its red. Bake. Bake. We need to bake.

>>55430503
baking

>>55430432
Post pics of your results bakeranon
>>55430391
I don't have a mic and besides that it sounds kinda gay. But for real it's not remarkable. People usually can't even tell I'm from Texas.

reminder to hold international stocks

>>55430517

new
>>55430560
>>55430560
>>55430560

>>55430052
Yea but gay butt sex month.

>>55428844
>>55429576
>>55428844
based Gahoole knowers