/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55421666
nogger

>>55421666
is that you harald. how heavy are your bags

>>55421791
Yes, I am exactly the person you think I am.

>>55421666
That's a lot of tickets haha
Hope you pay your taxes this year anon!
~IRS-Chan

>>55421954
Good luck in the Coinmetro June trading frenzy and welcome to 4channel Harold. You should use a tripcode so we know it is you and not an imposter.
Your forune: good luck

Making ends meet with stocks and crypto.

>>55425377
What doujin is this

>>55425525
Chapter 20 of I Wanna Quit Being a Hitman!
Unsurprisingly... A Yuri.

>>55425547
Hypothetically speaking...How gay am I if I exchanged contact information with a trans person I was catfished by on Tinder and was ready to go to their hotel room until they told me at the last second they had a cock and I backed out.

>>55425770
Flaming homosex. Save yourself the trouble and find yourself a loving bara husband. There is no going back.

>>55425770
Post pics and we'll be able to give a an answer.
Of the girl...

>>55425826
>Flaming homosex.
I didn't think she was attractive... And I could tell the photos were heavily edited but I thought it was an ugly girl not a pretty boy.

>>55425844
This is a test to see whether I saved a picture before I blocked her isn't it?

>>55425852
>I didn't think she was attractive...
but you were planning to hit that. Why are you gay?

>>55425868
>you were planning to hit that.
I had expectations of putting it in her vagina, not the poopy-hole. But she doesn't have one.
>Why are you gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14&pp=ygUPd2h5IGFyZSB5b3UgZ2Vo

>>55425884
Should I call you sistah?
You are gay

>>55425892
I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I fuck bitches, mad fucking fucked bitches. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already fucked the shit out of you by now. But unfortunately you are an ugly fucking GUY who’s tight bussy will remain unstretched by my thick, meaty 9 inch cock because I AM NOT GAY. If i were gay though, you’d find my jackhammer pounding away at your tight bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you I AM NOT GAY and you will have your vigin asshole remain unpounded ad infinum. Actually, it seems that you’re the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be. If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not.

>>55425899
>If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not.
Lost

>>55421666
Hi Kevin, can you please raise the value of the Coinmetro token (Ticker: XCM)

>>55426151
Floor is being raised to €3 next year, don't worry.

>>55425770
Pretty gay I'd say.
A real man would accept any challenge head on.
There was an attraction, a spark, a small feminine dangling flopping appendage shouldn't get in the way of that so easily.
It's not like she immediately wants to cum in your throat or fuck you up the ass.

>Binance banned from Eurostan
>Kucoin introducing mandatory kyc
>My anus remains in an undefiled state
>Ignium unrugged again
We're back.

>>55426536
>It's not like she immediately wants to cum in your throat or fuck you up the ass.
I am pretty sure kissing and foreplay before she fucks down my throat and cums in my ass makes it more gay not less.

>>55426781
Suppose you're in a long-lasting monogamous relationship with the girl or woman of your dreams, she wants to peg you once to experience what it's like.
Does that make you gay?

>>55426861
If you're having sex with a woman you like it wouldn't be gay even if she told you to close your eyes and pretend she's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Having sex with random women in order to get your rocks off, with intention of a long term relationship, and no intention of having kids with her is the gayest thing you can do. Imagine giving your fluids to a woman you don't care about for no reason.

>>55426906
sex with women is so fucking gay, men should only have sex in the missionary position, have kids and serve god.

>>55426861
I don't think that is gay but it could cause other relationship issues. I don't want to put anything up anyone's butt and expect the same courtesy back.
>>55426906
Do you have wizard powers yet?

>>55426929
>I don't think that is gay
Instead of using a strap-on she uses her own penis, there's no difference.

>>55426962
Now I am very confused. What if she wants to double penetrate me with a strap-on and her own penis? Is that less gay than her bringing a friend over and double teaming me. Do we become lesbians if I wear a skirt?

This is an odd discussion for two heterosexual males to be having.

Accepting stock recommendations. I want to buy both stocks and crypto to diversify. Thinking about COIN and MSTR, and maybe ARKK.

>>55427080
Every crypto related stock I have ever invested in has rugged.

>>55427143
The crypto stocks to diversify was a joke because that makes no sense, but I am receptive towards suggestions of other stocks.

>>55427241
Go max boomer and buy stock in companies whose products you use. I thought about doing this but couldn't easily buy stock in Doga Kobo as a Europoor. I can't be bothered buying stocks because all the products I like are expensive electronics and those all already have big marketcaps. I would rather just buy BTC at that point.

>>55426991
Is her friend male or female?
Wearing a skirt does not automatically make you female, there's way more to it than that.

>>55427080
I used to have some baskets of boomer stocks, they used to be North American and Tech stocks.
My crypto performed way better than those so I decided to get rid of them, would not necessarily pick those two again, but I would probably pick some kind of basket, ETF or something semi-managed again, it seems like some good rug protection.
There's also this stock called AllianceBlock (ticket: NXRA), take a look at it.

>>55421666
Hi Kevin, it's me again. Can you quickly secure a hard commitment for the funding from the people with lots of money? It would be nice if I could exit from my investment.

>>55428157
When Kevin posts here without using a name or trip, he likely wants to remain anonymous, it's rude to address him as Kevin.

>>55421666
>enters tranny thread
>farts
KDA is a ghostchain and your exchange is dead. You will never be a woman.

>>55428172
You will never be inside a woman.

>>55428170
He probably just doesn't want his wife to know he is on Tinder.

Thinking about installing Diablo 2 again.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS IN THE GREEN BUT KDA IS IN THE RED HAHAHAHAHA YOUR MOM.. ? IN MY BED HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>55430041
You have your own threads.

I turned myself into a girl

Arbinu

>>55421666
>You can enter this thread if you have at least 1 Coinmetro trading frenzy ticket.

K I L L I N G F R E N Z Y

>>55429299
Not enough cute girls. Play Touhou Treasure Hunger G instead.

I created a female account to check out what other guys are doing, that's not gay, right? It's just research.
The app instantly gave me the sample of top performing accounts all of which were guys that were exceptionally good looking, and also 10-20cm taller than me, it's so over avg bros.
Much like with women, or people in general, most were bots in the metaphorical sense of the word. Alongside the most meaningless dribble in all the places where text goes. But many were also vastly more interesting than any female profile I've ever seen. I'm not gay btw.

As I was flipping through profiles I started to think like a girl. I put the age range instinctively higher, not because I cared what slightly older guys were doing, but because at that moment, I was a girl looking for a strong man to have sex with.
I was so immersed in my role that I began to think less of boring looking guys no matter how attractive they were, who are they to think they could get with me, a girl as cute as I.
One interesting observation was that most asian guys were vastly more interesting compared to everyone else. Another noteworthy thing is that most if not all were ottermode, if a guy is not lifting in current year do they even exist?
Just how many guys were conventionally tall was also interesting to see, made me feel bad for some of our tiny titans out there.
When it comes to text, most of anything that is written is either mega cringe or just one word. Even some good profiles had me X them away when I read the bullshit they wrote. It's remarkable how easy it is to undermine oneself on places like this. Usually limitations increase creativity but on there, it limits the context to a degree that makes them worthless.
Gonna to delet now.

Disclaimer, I'm not a homo.

>>55421666

>>55432833
Gayest post in this thread and that is quite an accomplishment.

>>55432988
Checked, I could not let you guys win.

>Just how many guys were conventionally tall was also interesting to see
The average height of people who claim to be 5'10 on dating websites is 5'6
>One interesting observation was that most asian guys were vastly more interesting compared to everyone else.
As someone who has had a job that involves reading CVs I can say for sure they are just good at bullshitting and don't actually care about anything they claim are their hobbies. Just like how they are good at passing tests but not particularily efficient at real world tasks they are min/maxing their text box. On a tangible note anyone who includes reading as a hobby on their CV regardless of race is actually less likely to read books and the concept is so alien to them that they think putting reading down as a hobby makes them sound intellectual. A lot of Asians treat every activity they have done in this manner and when you actually ask them what they do for most of their free time they are more boring than whites.
>When it comes to text, most of anything that is written is either mega cringe or just one word.
In your case I would mention your mixed European heritage because you are a cute mix and maybe one other thing.
>who are they to think they could get with me, a girl as cute as I.
Aren't you curious how many less matches you wearing a skirt and makeup would get compared to your fake profile.

>>55421666

I just want to fuck her till she's fainted

>>55433104
If you think I am basing my "Interesting" metric on anything people write or show then you underestimate my sense for such things. I'm open to being wrong, since I have not met many people I previously thought looked boring. And you could most certainly cosplay as an interesting looking person, although the concept of someone doing so successfully seems absurd, I have a normie friend who tries and fails at that.
I'm not sure if I will be able put this in words but, to me an interesting person is someone who is not normal. Maybe this will make more sense: Could you tell apart people who browse instagram vs post on 4chan, you most probably could. Such markers are incommunicable.
I'm aware that I merely saw the top percentage of asian guys around my location, I don't doubt that the avg guy in asia is more boring than the avg guy in america.
The reason I wrote about it as just an allusion to the anon who hates asian men, thought it was funny.
>you
I personally stopped using apps, I don't think the concept works for me, I can not make myself like the girl even if I think she is physically attractive. Maybe this is normal though.
>wearing a skirt and makeup
don't have the confidence level for such a stunt

Buy kadena, buy parsiq and buy xcm (on uniswap)

>>55433104
>the concept is so alien to them that they think putting reading down as a hobby
Fascinating btw, can't believe I never thought about the logic behind that

>>55433389
> an interesting person is someone who is not normal.
Most abnormal people are less pleasant to be around than normal people. Would you rather spend an evening with a frogposter or a boring normalfag? For me it's the latter. I like people with unhealthy obsessions with niche interests and perverted edgelords.
>Could you tell apart people who browse instagram vs post on 4chan
No, Here is a nice video showing someone who is famous on 4chan being unable to spot them by appearance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ZdHj6NYD8
I have never met someone I would assume posts here except for shameless weebs and I know all kinds of weirdos and autists. Browsing reposts of r/4chan casually is mainstream but actually posting here regularly is a very niche activity. /biz/ is an exception to this since retards come straight here from crypto Twitter thinking it puts them ahead of the curve.
>The reason I wrote about it as just an allusion to the anon who hates asian men, thought it was funny.
He really just hates me because I made fun of his investments and couldn't tell I was shitposting when I said I was an Asian male so started writing walls of texts explaining how Asian men are unsuccessful with women thinking it would upset me. I think he stopped after he saw me claim I was sub-Saharan African in another thread.
>I can not make myself like the girl even if I think she is physically attractive.
You are going to have problems with erectile dysfunction due to the high level of stimulus required to make you find someone attractive. You should have sex with unattractive women to cure you of this.

I keep getting new automatic 90 day proxy bans on my home IP. It is over, Hiro programming sucks and he selected all completely benign guard and middle relays too.

>>55433988
This started after you updated the LEDs on your gaming router. I bet you are using some weird proxy settings.
>he selected all completely benign guard and middle relays too.
I disagree. I would like to be able post here using tor but realistically the site would be ruined by CIA funded Russian cp bot farms like every other small chan website they killed to get us all to move all discussion to Facebook

>>55434067
My gaming router wouldn’t be to blame. I suspect it’s the Tor relay which are completely benign because there’s no exit traffic. Guard and middle relays cannot send any traffic to websites on behalf of other people.
Also I use the same settings on my Gaming LEDs as before.

ur just buttmad i stole your id color

>>55434121
Why are you running a tor node? Stop supporting honeypot networks and run an I2p node instead. >>55412419
>>55434144
I can tell you hate me mocking your RGB pro gamer set up. It's okay anon. If gaudy lights make you happy good for you. I am hypersensitive and blinking lights distract m from things.

>>55434159
I2P is inconvenient to use for my legal purposes. This logo that I keep seeing looks like pure evil and makes me anxious. When this is solved maybe I will run an I2P node as well. It has been in my plans, but I’d also like more bandwidth first. Maybe in 5 years I can get 1gbit for current cost 500mbit.
I don’t have any RGB setup in my home. I think you might be confused.

Tor is practically compromised with how regularly you get 3 same country nodes or the fact that clearnet uses only 3 nodes with there only being 7000 relays and maybe a couple hundred exit nodes at most. For hidden services it’s practically the same as clearnet if the service server has been compromised. By running a middle relay I increase sybil resistance for people who don’t know better.

>>55434205
>This logo that I keep seeing looks like pure evil and makes me anxious.
How strange. It reminds me of this.

update, I haven't deleted because I wanted to see how many likes I would get until I would wake up, is 11 that's a lot for this specific app.
I pressed on X for all of them but now I'm thinking how interesting it may be too accept and see what they write. But I'm not going to do that that would be weird

>>55432833
Just research…

>>55434544
More research!

I am but a humble researcher for a board[1] of investors

1. Image Board

>>55434579
Let me know when you start going too far and catfishing one of them. I honestly don’t think there is anything to learn, you’re just curious. People have documented doing these experiments for years and I think you’re more or less just looking for confirmation of things you likely already know.
If you are still serious about getting a gf I would highly encourage getting a social outdoors hobby. Maybe your standards will lower as you spend time with people and not profiles.

>>55434594
>you’re more or less just looking for confirmation of things you likely already know.
I think he wants to be wrong.

>>55434594
No need to worry, I have already deleted it.
>looking for confirmation
Correct
>>55433588
>less pleasant to be around
You're probably talking about a different kind of person, I don't think hanging out with a complete fag is more pleasant
>4chan
It's important to note that I was making an example, I would not want my gf to browse here that would be very bad.
>high level of stimulus required to make you find someone attractive.
I think it's just the nature of using apps for me
>>55434594
>If you are still serious about getting a gf I would highly encourage getting a social outdoors hobby.
Like? Would that be something I do alone?
>your standards will lower
Highly doubt that

>>55434679
>Like? Would that be something I do alone?
It could be anything. Maybe rockclimbing.
Of course not alone. The goal is to have fun and get sweaty together. This increases your arousal and having gotten to know them and their aromas you may see them as candidates for penile insertiom whereas a profile will do quite the opposite. It takes people you would be interested in and turns them into numbers, metrics, and checklists.
I understand you don’t want to do it and neither do I, but that’s still the most reasonable way to go about it.

Another alternative is taking drugs at outdoor concerts and having sex in the bushes.

>>55434694
>together
You left out an entire sentence I think, is this "their aromas" in the room with us right now? How would I have found someone to do stuff with in the first place.

>>55434741
She is obviously asking you on a date.

>>55434741
I’m not sure how people do it, but you don’t need friends to join everything. I’m sure there are weirdo clubs out there.
Of course I could be completely wrong because I’ve never tried, but I am confident you will find more women attractive by sweating and laughing together.

>>55434756
I’m not a homo. LBT drop the G.

Just realized I mixed up IDs because of the color

>>55434756
Draw the rest of the owl moment
>>55434761
:/

>>55434761
>I’m not a homo.
Make up your damn mind.

>It really is friday
fuck

>>55434780
Downloading boomer memes for every day of the week as we speak.

>>55434787
Which one did you pick for tuesday?

>>55434797
It's a surpise!

>>55434787

I hate Harald so fucking much it's unreal

>>55435584
Say that to my face not online motherfucker see what happens.

I missed my chance going to anime conventions, it's over

>>55436008
Every time I suggested it you rejected the idea. There will always be more cons, you haven’t missed out forever.

>>55436059
Me by the way. I forgot to say.

>>55436059
>filename

Would fuck all these anime cuties

>>55436238
Hiroyuki has made things difficult.
1 Cunny for the sisterhood.

>>55436059
>1 C
You have your own threads.

>>55436928
What were we thinking?

I just fell head down on the pavement, I lost control of a scooter and landed on my back and my my head got bumped pretty good.
I should have just let go of the thing but instead I accelerated in an attempt to get back on.
When I landed I kept laying on my back before checking if the cute girl way in front of me noticed, she did.
She turned around and came to check if I was dead, I replied with yeah I'm fine.
The truth was that I thought she may be too old so I got up and zoomed past her. I feel bad for not indicating that I'm thankful that she stopped to check but I didn't know how to say that.

Anyway, now that I'm licking my wounds, I'm left with a genius idea on how to start a conversation.

>>55438308
>I'm left with a genius idea on how to start a conversation
Bread in mouth corner crashing?

>>55438514
NO, baka.
There was some blood on it, probably just a scratch because I feel fine. This is the third crash next to a girl, is this normal?