/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55421033
You made your bed boomer
Also checked for mason digits

Why don’t they want to be mechanical engineers?

>mammonist
Fuck you buddy

>>55421033
codeniggers btfo

how do I pivot from it in finance once I'm done with my cybersecurity degree (I can't just drop out now)

>>55421039
It's so funny because Boomers hated their elders just as much as zoomies do. But Boomers complained that THEIR elders were too focused on money and couldn't dig that peace and love made the world go around. Zoomies hate their elders because they envy Boomer wealth and are hoping they all die off and leave it to them so they never have to work. But the ironic twists don't end there because zoomies are the unhealthiest Americans ever, with their obese, sedentary lifestyle and pharma addiction. Boomers are going to outlive them. But it doesn't matter, because Boomers are going to donate all their money to manatee conservation or some shit anyway.

>>55421033
The ignorance of fellowships and covens alike.
Jabbing eternity like a grisly spike.
Unable to see beyond their delights.
Monkeys turn steering wheels and brake pedal lights.
And yet they don't know the roads or the rules.
And so they crash and burn like fools.
They'll tell you it's romantic, this miserable display.
But it's all puppetry down to a single foul fae.
It lied through its teeth of wisdom and treasure.
It bought them nothing and scorned them good measure.
Yet they crawl back again- lazy on their strings.
Fleeing lesser pains for greater- knowing not fate brings.

Based zoomers. They know what matters.

>finance
i wonder why? they're late to crypto, late to the days of low interest rates, late to the tech boom, even ai is many years in.

there's little room for any major sectors to appear, they'll just be buying my bags.

>>55421033
right when the financial sector will lay off a lot of people thanks to ai and blockchain?

>working in healthcare
Apart from the racket insurance and billing and usurers have going, who wants to be a glorified retail employee that wipes asses? The research angle of medicine, by far the most interesting, pays much less because you don't have a cabal of middlemen extracting maximum value

>>55421033
>see finance jews getting rich nothing
>no autism needed like cs
>no charisma like sales
>no studying for ten years like law/medicine
>not necessary to be atractive or talented like celebrities

>>55421307
exactly. Finance bullshit is basically all this country has left. Big finance/insurance/investment management firms that are all rolled into one. That and military contracting companies, which is about stealing lots of government money.
Even the tech sector is built around finance of the VC's and government. Start-ups are not about the product at all, but how it can be manipulated to squeeze the money out.

>>55421339
you need academic pedigree and/or family connections, and a willingness to work 60-80 hours a week (or more.)

>>55421218
Nigger what the absolute fuck are you talking about. Every boomer I deal with is either skeletal mode or obese

>>55421399
>to work 60-80 hours a week (or more.)
you mean diddling your bosses balls 60-80 hours a week (or more.)?

Finance is shit and is tailored towards midwit normies. Since there's very little difficulty involved, they grade you based on how much of your own life you are willing to sacrifice. They pick out the most soulless, miserable wagie with no life and guilt trip everybody else into being just as miserable, all for the sake of maximum efficiency.

Finance is just sales. I don't think zoomers could sell me anything, but they THINK they're brilliant salespeople because they get instagram likes

>you will live in a world where zoomers are in control of politics and the economy

>>55421059
Auto industry is collapsing on itself because of oil shocks. Last remaining "growing" auto company is tesla and its just a bunch of laptop batteries strapped to a generic plastic box with wheels. Mechanical engineers are a dying breed and the last remaining knowledge of simple mechanics will be rednecks kids wrenching old shitboxes in dying small towns. Once GM or toyota starts folding the shit will hit the fan cause the actual economy runs on them and not elon musks dumb projects.

>>55421099
>how do I pivot from it in finance once I'm done with my cybersecurity degree (I can't just drop out now)

Computational finance masters degree, (if you're brainy enough)

>>55421099
similar situation
I'm trying to just learn finance on the side but it's all too much after already staring at a screen all day

>>55421833
In a parallel universe I'm sure my job is that of a happy farmer that never had to deal with this shit, this keeps me going

>>55421788
You think clown world is bad now?

>today congresswomen zoomer introduced legislation to confiscate property and redistribute it via youtube hits
>president Zoomer defeated speaker of the house zoomer in their fortnight tournament, becomming the most watched media spectacle in history.
>the service economy continued its collapse today as nobody knows how to cook
>the Zoomer phone 9000 was introduced by CEO Zoomer with its "innovative" AR systemthat plugs directly into your brain through your broccoli hair interface
>highly respected mumble rap artist lil zoomie released their 500th albumn of incoherent grunting and snare drums. A stampede at the distribution centers resulted in the deaths of thousands

>>55421033
Based zoomies wanting a bunch of money. Them and AI are the future. And personally I'm investing in AI like Blackswan.

>>55421405
Look at actual stats, fag. Boomers are in their mid 60s but Zoomies have the same or worse levels of obesity and pharm dependence. Zoomies are starting with the degenerated health of old people. Where do you think THAT trend leads?

>>55421908
>today as nobody knows how to cook
Some zooms know how to cook. And equally I have read about pre boomer peasant women who couldn't cook (well). Imagine being the husband...

>>55421228
I only hope to avoid this
Even so, wealth is not a sin

>>55421033
Now that finance is being automated, that's great to hear. More zoomer snatch for me

>mammon
The semitic mythos is one of the most boring right next to all the other semitic myth. Especially when you've read the other mythos' from which it plagiarized all content.
If there was copyright and patents, the semitic myths would've been sued into hell.
At least Romans, Greeks, Mesopotamians and Egyptians had the decency and honor to admit when they incorporated other peoples beliefs and made the attempt to integrate them.
Hell even Babylonians, long unjustly villified, behaved better than the semitic trilogy in this regard.

>>55422215
Based blackswan

>>55421033
Going to go out on a limb and say that's not totally accurate. These articles are all spam basically since every website is dependent on clickbate to survive. Finance is popular but its viability as a reliable source of high TC early in your career isn't around. Now a days everyone got a job with a TC of an average STARTING minimum of about 240k. That goes up to 350k to 400k within a short matter of time. This is after they went to get their four year CS degree, EVERYONE studied that after 1990, CS basically was the only degree people studied and they got the 240k TC or will be getting it shortly. Some even hit around 600k I think, which is more than enough to purchase a home (averageing around 400k) at a 7-8% interest rate.

What's working in finance as a programmer like? Thinking of pivoting from embedded for big buckaroos. What are the hours like (UK preferably)?

>>55421059
was dat anon i jus wan dolla lyk the gstars got. den i can grow ma insta or whatevs

Just wait until the zoomies find out the draconian dystopian tracking software JP Morgan uses on their employees. I remember Josh Fluke made a video covering what JP Morgan does, it's pretty scary shit.

Doesnt finance require rather good mathematical skills compared to, for example, most of the tech jobs? I dont think most zoomies have that level of math understanding.

>>55421033
If you can't beat em, etc.

>>55421033
STAY AWAY FROM MY NEST EGG YOU FILTHY FUCKING ZOOMERS

>>55421099
>>55421833
I'm glad you guys are leaving the tech field. you obviously were following the easy money and were never cut to it.
you are the greedy fucks the OP is talking about.

>>55421059
Cars are being regulated out of existence

If that was true why are they all e-grifters?

>>55421059
>70k a year

>destroy entire productive economy and replace it with poverty and finance
>free ride of "tech" is now over so you only have 2 options
Hmmmm gee OP why would they want to go into finance????

I’m a zoomer that works in finance. I do operations for exotic derivatives. This article actually gives me anxiety

>>55421908
Lol it will just be more neoliberalism with extra identity politics. Even the most hardcore Democrats are tripping over themselves to please their donor class

>>55423113
My bosses always make blanket statements during team meetings to shit I said out loud around the computer. It’s actually rather concerning

>>55421218
based save the manatees

>>55421218
i dont envy their wealth, i actively want the death penalty for every boomer cuz all they do is steal and rape my money all day everyday and then they spit on us saying we dont have enough grit to buy their million dollar blackcock house from 100 years ago thats falling apart, the worst part is that its illegal for me to just go to the woods and exist, existing is illegal if u want to build a house and farm its illegal, u have to rent land from the government, and u have to pay boomers thousands a year in SS to sit on their ass watching fox news

what innovative financial technologies will zoomers bring the world

>>55424181
eth

>>55421399
>Willingness to work
Work on what?

>>55421033
damn, they WANT to just work in excel doing really basic garbage for 60k a year?

>>55421908
>president Zoomer defeated speaker of the house zoomer in their fortnight tournament
Not even a zoomer but I'd watch this. For the sheer spectacle if nothing else.

>>55424042
Agreed the majority of them are cancer, I'd allow an amnesty for those who could prove they weren't money grubbing psychos. The woman are the worst they worked from 18-20ish and then complain about everyone else indefinatly, its absurd to say the least.

>>55424181
Decentralized synthetic credit default swap partnerships on the blockchain. Backed by corporate real estate and leveraged biomeme equity of course.

>>55421033
cope, seethe, dilate

>>55421683
They also all have this weird sociopathic personality disorder where they all get off on pretending to manipulate each other. They consider it a badge of honor to be able to manipulate others. It's like a compulsion to them, and even when it isn't effective, the receiving party will go along with it as like this generational mutually agreed upon mass psychosis. I guess that's what happens when you grow up with social media or something idk. Absolutely fucked up generation. At least when they are all killing each other in WW3 no one needs to waste time lamenting the loss of humanity since there is none.

>>55423630
A core tenet of neoliberalism is projecting power internationally in order to force foreign countries. to do what you want. "No allies only vassals." It's a soft, corporatized form of imperialism. You really think the US will be able to force project with zoomers in charge? Lol. They aren't even going to be able to control things domestically. It will be nog riots and race wars 24/7.

>>55421908
>>today congresswomen zoomer introduced legislation to confiscate property and redistribute it via youtube hits
Kek

>>55422720
babylonians and Mesopotamians were semites.

>>55421033
sorry, zoom zooms but gambling with shitcoins and meme stonks is not considered an "industry"

lil' zoomzoom wants to be e-persona, onlyfans thot or be an investment banker. It's not really that strange considering how heavy the grind has become if you want to do things halal.

>>55421033
just a friendly reminder every body that jews don't call each other zoomers or boomers. the poison is for you guys. gulpgulp.

>>55421033
Great idea to head for the industry that is already rapidly being replaced by AI.

>>55424999
Checked. Tell that to semites.
At best you've got semitic migrants becoming dominant populations in select cities and regions before fading away for one reason or another. Especially in Babylon.
The core mythos predate all the migrants, though are influence by them. Similar to the current semitic mythos'
In any case, my point was that there are more well known deities of money or wealth.

Are companies gonna complain about younger people job hopping next?
Also whitepill gif.

>>55421059
they lack the attention span for anything else than trading a 5 minute chart.

>>55422873
I heard it sucks if you are back office as your just the IT guy
If your front office, at a algo trading firm or whatever, I assume you get massive amounts of money.

>>55423517
No dumbass it's because tech is gay as fuck. I'll never stop using leenux and setting up my own shit, but working in it sucks and the only reason to stay is the money.

>>55421908
Fuuuuck this was too good anon. Ty

i want a furry president
can someone make a fictional story about a furry president?

>>55427422
>finance programmer
Yeah, the jobs I've seen pay crazy money, like £200-400k, but Idk what the hours and culture would be like. My current job is pretty comfy but I want the fat stacks.

>>55421039
>Lacks proper grammar.
>Assumes everyone is a boomer.
>Doesn't comprehend what a millenial or gen-x is.
>Easily falls for propoganda.
Ah, to have a brain like a sponge.

>>55424663,
>At least when they are all killing each other in WW3 no one needs to waste time lamenting the loss of humanity since there is none.

I hope to christ we don't end up in Zoomer war 3 for this reason

>>55421218
all zoomers do is complain about boomers and then fail to show up and vote like boomers do
>zoomers refusing to represent themselves
>NOOOO WHY ISN'T ANYONE REPRESENTING US

>>55423653
take meds

>>55421033
I'm all for zoomies taking over boomie retirement funds.

millenial here LOL

>>55427422
>No dumbass it's because tech is gay as fuck.
and finance surely is much better, right? lol.

>working in it sucks and the only reason to stay is the money.
and the free time, and the opportunities, and... everything,
you probably started working as tech support or whatever. if that's the case, then no doubt you hated your job, but should have gotten a real job in the first place lol

>>55421033
>understand the utter pyramid scheme of the economy
>decides to fuck over the retards
>anon gets mad
??????????????
PROFIT!!!!!!1!

>>55428338
Yeah grass is always greener, don't get me wrong I am very grateful to be in the position I am and consider myself extremely lucky (I also worked autistically hard to get where I am). In my mind there are less soys in finance. Tbh I don't really plan to switch careers and I don't think I'm smart enough to work at an algo firm. I do want to learn as much about finance on the side to leverage my salary and buy my freedom.
>and the free time, and the opportunities, and... everything,
Golden handcuffs
The tech sector takes your soul there is no denying that. And I'm sick of pretending to care about goyslop, zogball, and itoys.
>you probably started working as tech support
Yes and it was infinitely less gay than engineering that I do now.

>>55428453
judging by your post, you care too much about people, and not in the "I hate people" sene, so I guess you proved me right: you weren't cut for tech.
good luck in your new career, but I'd suggest making sure you have friends in the finance sector before jumping ship...

>>55422720
You're shockingly stupid and don't even know the timeline of history. What the fuck is the old testament about you dumb nigger? Almost guaranteed you not just a midwit but also gay

>>55423523
Cars are one type of thing a mechanical engineer would work on.

Wait do you think "mechanical engineer" is like a fancy name for a car mechanic

dude

>>55421033
health care is even more degenerate than finance since allopathic medicine is fake and just legalized murder

>>55426618
>deities
Mammon isn't a deity you monkey. Demon is negativitly connotated and brings to mind Christian warnings about how senseless greed is. A lucky deity of wealth doesn't convey the same meaning as calling someone and Mammonite does.
Words have meanings.

>>55427311
lol this

>>55424999
the sumerians weren't (unsure actually) and it was all a copy and paste from their myths

>>55421033
Well yeah because boomers removed all the restrictions on banks and made the finance industry (buying and selling, usury) more profitable than honest labour.

>>55421033
>More than tech
I really doubt it unless they finally realized that its useless to fight millions of poos for some entry level job.

>>55421033
Mammonists are individuals who hold wealth to be the ultimate good, and that the purpose of life is to acquire as much wealth as possible. This is not a trait that is unique to or inherent in any particular generation, retard. If i want to make it with fucking $VINU there's nothing you can do about it and calling me "mammonist" won't stop me

>>55421059
Because STEM is saturated with the "we need more women and darkies" boomers so male zoomers are forced to be hyper competitive just to do Stacie's work for her while she makes Tik Toks talking about breaking the glass ceiling and eating 7 meals a day.

>>55421908
I for one can't wait for zoomer fascism vs zoomer communism in american politics

>>55430136
>today zoomers learned about mammon

>>55421811
This is a severely underrated post.