/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55404959
Imagine believing marketing that women will sleep with you because of a specific cologne.

>>55404985
I ran into a guy at a bar who was older and not very handsome. I asked him what cologne he was wearing, it was Abercrombie Fierce. He told me a captivating story about a girl who revealed to him, after a night of fun, that she had only slept with him because he smelled nice. So, there's definitely proof in the pudding

>>55405011
>old man LARPs about $50 cologne convincing a woman to fuck him

He just wanted in your bussy.

>Winter is coming
>Spraying liters of cologne
Sudaca detected.

>>55405105
seething spicniard detected

>5 sprays on neck
NGMI

>>55405105
Who cares man

> He's not wearing Secretions Magnifiques

> He only uses 5 sprays

NGMI

I buy $35 cologne
I get several compliments from young girls and old hags

>>55404959
I mix it up between Valentino "Uomo" and Jimmy Choo "Man". Have also been considering going for a more expensive brand if anyone has suggestions. I hear YSL smells good.

>>55405333
I dunno, i got YSL L'Homme, doesn't last long and doesn't project but it's alright. One i'm referencing is parfums de marly 'herod'. crazy shit for a pretty penny

Bentley meme cologne does it, smells good for me, fuck roasties their opinions are of no relevance

>>55404959
>what's YOUR plan to get a gf this year?
i got one last year during traveling.

>zoomer males unironically use perfume
maybe watch less tiktok ads and read more studies
you're paying for someone to bottle up sweat pheromones and sell it to you. literally just work up a sweat for the same effect on attraction
of course cologne is useful if you're a 5'7 skinnyfat jew with no physicality. but most normal people should unironically "bee themselves" when it comes to scent

>>55405604
retarded faggot who smells like shit

>>55404959
>get a gf
I am unwashed and scruffy and even poor and women throw themselves at me. Women are a fucking waste of time

>>55405626
welcome to 4chan. the field you used is not meant for your bio, it's where you reply to other posts

Polo red is good for fall.
Ultra male is good right now.
If you're not in New York or fagfrancisco then sauvage is great all year round.
I also really really like Armani code for spring.
Wish I had a bottle of stronger with you for winter.

>>55405658
Oh and Strecus for date night.
Not date night with a whore, but date date night. As in your wife is in a red or black dress.

Welcome to the new zoomer - biz
At this pace in 6 months we'll have thread "what hormones can make me a whore please"
Fking gays

>>55405011
>>55405079
I was at a small bar in tokyo and there was an old guy flirting with some white guy's japanese gf and she kept smelling him and hugging him and saying how nice he smelled and the white guy just sat there nervously smiling and laughing.

>>55405658
I wear polo black year round

>>55404959
>mmm can you smell that?
>ew stop touching me
this is you

>>55404959
I’m almost 30, married, and a lawyer. I have never, nor will I ever, wear cologne. Wearing it strikes me as something poor people do.

>>55404959
One on the left (tss-tss)
One on the right (tss-tss)
One on the front, and on the tip, and one behind (tss-tss)
You smell like cotton candy
You smell like popcorn
You need some ideas for some fragrances, I've got some
You smell like old wood
A little leather breeze
And if they take me in the office, they've got JEREMY

>>55404959
this cologne?
https://cwecapital.club/product/standard-cwe-cologne/

>>55404985
It depends on the girl there's types of girls who would never in a million years talk to me but they also fuck guys who smell bad.

>>55407721
Women's fragrances are generally really horrible I mean gross but then again your average guy smells like hand sanitizer and cheap micro plastic shower gel I'm of course referring to Aventus Creed

I only wear HOLOCAUST cologne. Women get absolutely wet when they smell HOLOCAUST approaching

>>55405645
kek

>>55405702
0 hoes and you smell like poo, good luck frienderino

>>55404959
Just be myself and lift at the gym not giving a shit. The women always flock to me, with 0 effort on my part... it literally couldn't be any easier, but that's what good looks does

and don't wear cologne, deodorants and what ever, I just shower and don't even use soap

>>55405739
and you were sat in the corner like an incel watching all of this

>5 sprays
people like you are the reason i hate cologne, stop wearing so much you make the whole room smell like shit

>>55404959
Fuck off, CWE. Nobody is buying your Holocaust for Men stank spray. Funny name, though.

For me it's Creed Adventus

>>55405276
based

>>55409865
Creed smells great, based

>>55405011
I was in a bar in Islamabad and there was this guy who smelled like shit and this other guy who smelled like shit came to the bar with his white girlfriend and the girl kept smelling the guy who smelled like shit who wasn't her boyfriend and she was like "wow what cologne are you wearing it smells so good"

I got compliments from some cheap aftershave

>>55405332
Most men aren't interested in attracting young girls

>>55404985
no cologne for your face bro

I have a sensitive nose. I spent like 3 hours trying out all of the fragrances at an ULTA and deeply pondering the psychological responses to each. You want something unique smelling, with a little bit of zest and aggression, but also pleasant and comforting. I finally settled on D&G "The One" and get endless compliments on it.

Can't believe some guys don't invest anything into the single easiest way to bump your attractiveness up.

>>55407644
OK, TMZ "I'm a lawyer"

>>55412567
Good to know about that one. I'll give it a try. Thanks for not coming off as a seller or stinky brown

>>55405645
brutal

>>55405333
YSL La Nuit is spectacular. Better than l'homme in my opinion, and last significantly longer

>>55405645
got em!

I have owned the same two colognes for ten years because I simply never use them. My Japanese wife hates strong smells. She has a very delicates olfactory sense.