[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 28 KB, 512x450, IMG_1633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55402055 No.55402055 [Reply] [Original]

If I ever get fired or laid off my severance package will be 50-70k. Why would anyone quit their job unless it was to jump to another company? Just start slacking off, collect paycheck and let them fire you after a while, then once severance runs out you can get state unemployment bennies. Voluntarily quitting a job because you’re tired of working seems the most regarded thing one can do, just stop working while still being employed

>> No.55402067

>>55402055
Because you're tried of the shit. Also when I quit my job I wasn't thinking about collecting unemployment. In retrospect I shouldn't have quit and should have just found a way to not care but the situation I was put in was unfair and hard to ignore.

>> No.55402070

>>55402055
Not a wagie, don't know

>> No.55402467
File: 244 KB, 1271x850, 10 Montenegrin Commandments.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55402467

I've been waiting to get fired for like 2 years now and it's not happening. I do barely any work, but since its a government job and my managers keep changing no one seems to care. At this point I'm probably just going to quit since bennies are not even that high (like 2k per month) and I might want to come back in a few years so it's better not to tank my reputation completely.

>> No.55402480

>>55402055
being fired is different from being laid off. you don't collect a severance for being fired. you probably don't even collect state unemployment pittance (a few hundred bucks a week) for being fired.

>> No.55402492

I don't think I get a severance, but my employer would be on the hook for 100% of unemployment gibs for me.

>> No.55402523

>>55402055
Because not everyone has a remote or comfy office job where they just do nothing all day and some of us would rather just say fuck this and quit after being at our limit for too long. By quitting you give yourself as much time as you need to recharge.
>>55402480
Correct

>> No.55403909
File: 54 KB, 540x545, 1681103533855699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55403909

>>55402055
I stopped working when my job banned me from coming in to the workplace for not getting vaxxed.

I haven't done over 20 minutes of honest work per day for 2 years.

They still pay me and my yearly performance assessments go well.

I honestly don't know what's going on, it's like I woke up one day in a weird clown world alternate reality.

>> No.55403935

no one will hire you again if you have a firing on your record. you pretty much blacklist yourself from employment

>> No.55404061

>>55402055
Some countries have laws where they can fire you without giving you anything using anything as an excuse

>> No.55404288

>>55402480
>>55404061
Still, you get to stay longer doing nothing and get paid a salary. As long as you are not fired, they have to pay.
>>55403935
Why do you make shit up? My coworker got fired in January and he got a job even before the firing process finished.

>> No.55404331

>>55403935
Blacklists between companies are mostly a meme, that’s a huge lawsuit waiting to happen. Most of the time a company won’t badmouth a former employee since it opens them up to getting sued for defamation. Varies by industry of course

>> No.55404836

>>55403935
Is this what you actually believe?

>> No.55404859

>>55402055
Looking for a job when your employed tells HR you're a Chad. Job search when your unemployed means you're as loser.

>> No.55404860

>>55402467
I fucking hate this image

>> No.55404876

>>55402055
severance and unemployment are usually mutually exclusive.

>> No.55404893

>>55402055
>severance package
Wtf is that? America sounds like heaven. I would never worked a day in my life over there.

>> No.55404969

>>55404893
WE'RE FULL

>> No.55404984

>>55402055
>>55404331
THIS. It's a small world. Future employers WILL verify your employment history. Any firings is going to be a massive red flag.

>> No.55405094

>>55404969
I'm already swimming over nigga next week I'm on your couch collecting gibs

>> No.55405124

>>55405094
why would i let you on my couch i hate brown people

>> No.55405169

>>55405124
I'm white as fuck. Green eyes and everything. I hope you not smoking or drinking much, I like to keep things healthy.

>> No.55405220

>>55405169
do you have a vagina

>> No.55405301

>>55405220
Unfortunately no sir. But I'm another bad year away from sucking dick.

>> No.55405322

>>55405301
I'm a bad decade away from getting my dick sucked by a favela monkey
seems like it wasn't meant to be.

>> No.55405561

>>55405322
I will suck yo dick bro. I will sukk yo dikk!

>> No.55405582

severely ba$ed if true

>> No.55405655
File: 72 KB, 850x400, quote-don-t-sleep-too-much.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55405655

>>55402467
>>55404860

>> No.55406915

>>55402055
Because it makes you a hypocrite and just as bad as the cocksuckers that you work with/for.
Better off walking out with your head held high instead of becoming the thing you hate

>> No.55407078

>>55402055
sounds like nigger behavior
minus the getting a job in the first place part

>> No.55407127

>>55403935
>t. Ignorant coward

>> No.55407135

>>55403935
If you can't get hired after getting fired, that's literally a grounds for a lawsuit because it's obvious these Jews bad-mouth you

>> No.55407310

I voluntarily quit my job a couple years ago due to burnout. Problem is, that was around the time RIGHT before Powell started the rate hikes and job market took a giant dump.

Now I'm saddled without a job and the job market conditions are fucking awful.

As for "why didn't you just get fired?", be mindful that you can't quality for unemployment benefits if you were fired due to poor performance/no-performance.