/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55384723
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,994.711B, 103P = 19.366B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,969.380 B, 101P = 19.499B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55384723
support trans rights
FPBP

Still haven't decided between Tali or Miranda and we're legit running out of time.

Happy weekends baggots

>tfw MOASS

>>55384777
Checked

We got bamboozled didn't we?

>>55384777
Lucky 7's!

>55384787
If you are a hedge fund short GME then yes you are correct. You got bamboozled.

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1672363242004582400?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Happening.

>>55384826
Gauntlet thrown down!

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

sirs, when is the moon, sirs?

>>55384847
What was the price at that time

>>55384826
He has to defeat me first

>>55384826
what that thumb do ryan

post MOASS i'm moving to Japan

These tweets are peepee poopoo!!1!

>>55384927

>>55384883
$250

>>55384940
N

>>55384723
>reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
kek

>>55384940
Tell me you’ve never been outside of the United States without telling me.

>>55384927
>>55384940
>>55384964
>>55384995
Based Jap developers. I don't even own a PlayStation but I am going to buy this game

Guys, just found messages on my girls laptop to a guy at work. They’re fucking. I’m freaking out wtf should I do? They’re talking about doing coke and fucking.

why do people on this website talk about niggers so much?

>>55385038
>NGMI

>>55385045
It's an american website after all

>>55385038

>>55384871
Two weeks.

>>55385038
Buy them a romantic vacation to go and view the Titanic once this thing moons

>>55385056
Break up with her. Also, has she continued to fuck you while also fucking the guy? If so then that’s a certified semen demon.

>>55385067
That’s a good shout Anon. Fuck it I’m sending this chat to their boss.

>>55385076
She has. I thought semen demon was a good thing? This is not a good thing I’m freaking the fuck out, I feel sick.

why does Mothchild puppet Macron want to crash public finance with no survivors? more importantly, does this hurt Ken? because if so good, then WAGMI

>>55385038
She'll stop fucking him once MOASS begins. Just hodl

>>55384927
Fuck off, they're full.

>>55385038
Kick her the fuck out RIGHT NOW while you can. Send yourself copies of the messages so you have the proof. You're gonna be rich next week you need to drop her NOW. Record every interaction you have with her from here on out in case she tries to charge you with some bs. Call a friend to help you move her shit so you have a witness.

>>55385101
fuck one of her friends

>>55384940
Why can't black developers make their own games featuring their heritage? They would be the most qualified people to do so.

>>55385038
This is made up, isn't it?

>>55385133
Thx anon will do. I have no friends so it’s me on my own. Man I’m literally seething I wanna kick this smarmy fucker in the teeth.

Can you retards kill yourselves please?

>>55385140
No

>>55385142
I hope you don't have both your names on the lease

>>55385148
Why would I do that?

>>55385148
you first

>>55385156
We do. The bitch asked me if I wanted a fucking extension on the lease the other day too. Fuck fuck fuck. This guy is such a fucking creep he’s in here talking about me asking her to discuss how things are going with me. FUCK FUCK FUCK

>Ryan cohen tweets
>post about the tweet only gets 3 replies

It’s over isn’t it

>>55385101
>She has.
God, what good a slut. She’s obviously way ahead of you sexually and it seems that you have feelings for her. Trust me when I tell you the best thing for you to do is break up with her. Fuck buying gme shares for now if you need to move out. Just remove her from your life and and stay single for a at least a year. This is a blessing in disguise, anon. You dodged a major bullet.

>>55385196
RC's indecipherable tweets don't mean shit to me. Now, the founder of Overstock saying we're winning on Monday, on the other hand...

>>55385196
basically

>>55385209
>remove her from your life
I mean cut all communication with her. Don’t go fucking psycho on her. Be stoic.

>>55385215
>Overstock saying we're winning on Monday
where

>>55384927
rip barrett wallace, you were a real nigga

>>55385220
https://twitter.com/PatrickByrne/status/1672294869413294082

>>55385209
>Fuck buying gme shares for now if you need to move out
NGMI

>>55385209
Thx anon. Yeah I hope I feel like that, but right now I wanna fucking hunt them down

cohen, you have 3 days to make something badass with the coin, or ill start fudding your shit. Id suggest you use that time wisely instead of tweeting about shit that only boomers understand

>Ryan Cohen is building his own Berkshire Hathaway
That's is how I choose to interpret his tweet.

>>55385150
I don't believe. On the off chance that this is real, you're beyond help anyway. Fake and gay until proven otherwise.

>>55385224
interesting

>>55385127
Thanks, doc.

>>55385224
Les goh

>>55385038
>my girl

okay she aint married, time to find another bitch mate. sorry for your loss. WAGMI

>>55385254
>>55385292
nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

>>55385229
That urge to hurt them is temporary. I hope you’re making plans to leave her tonight. Tell her that you know she’s cheating and it’s over. Don’t yell at her. Don’t cry in front of her. The less emotion you show her the more you win. That anger that you have, join a gym and let it out in there. Go create some shit. Pick up and instrument. Learn to draw. Don’t just wallow in anger. Years from now when you look back at this, you’ll thank the lucky stars I was in this thread telling you to walk away.

>>55385343
This is how I imagine the internal emails are for Citadel. Just Kenny typing fluff from his ivory tower evry other day.

>>55384753
Terra Firma.

>>55384753
Miranda is ugly as fuck. Tali all day every day.

>>55385354
Thx anon. You’re right, did just cry though lol. She’s coming back in an hour, feel like I’m about to throw up.

>>55385389
>Kenny announcing another trip to Disney World

Hello
Why gme not moass?
Why bbbyq not $0?
Why float not drs?
Why I not rich?

>>55385461
Break up with her and never speak to her again you fucking character

>>55385466
>Ken Griffin living on Didney Worlds porch

>>55384723
Buying GME stock is like becoming a magical girl. It can only end in tears.

>>55385535
were closed for the weekend. come back monday

>>55385535
>It can only end in tears.
for them

Poor algo has no choice but to show Ken’s hand. It’s next week.

>>55385466
This, but only he is allowed on the rides.

>>55384777
checked and moass'd

I wonder if we see any choosing the ledge over the weekend.

What's the newest July 2023 copium baggie bros?

>55385776
post body
>> you wont

>Citadel's clients include Russian oligarchs
>rugpulling them would get Kenny assassinated and his mayo-drenched corpse would drag us into WW3
>suddenly Prigozhin starts a fucking coup in Russia and Patrick Byrne claims we're winning within six hours of each other
I'm getting too schizo for this.

>>55385776
uhhh about 72 hours from now based on a tweet from the schizophrenic ex-CEO of a company that bought the brand name of a company that gamestop's board of directors pumped and dumped a year ago

>>55384737

>>55385816
Trust me bro is literally my favourite thing, but that one still sounded weak.

>>55385813
I love it when a plan comes together.

>>55385813
>TFW 4chan kill globohomo once and for all
Feels good bros, feels good.

>>55384940
many such cases

>>55385813
I don't even care about the Russian whatever that's happening.

I think the most interesting thing about all of this is that the shills don’t even realize themselves how deep all this goes. I know they were paid to fud a dying brick and mortar video game retailer but I sometimes wonder if they ever feel uncomfortable at the thought that the schizos are right about all of this and what that could all mean.

>>55385867
Yeah I prefer to take it slowly myself

>>55385879
>no refunds

>>55385223
Whenever Sazh from FF13 was in my party, I left him dead.

>>55385813
>Prigozhin
picrel kek

>>55385879
I wonder, if I'd offer psyop services and someone asks me to fud some ticker.
Then to fud better I look at the information around the ticker.
How can you not at least buy some shares at 20 bucks a pop?
Why would they pay for fud if it wasn't real? They paying you to fud would be the biggest confirmation.

>>55385879
Since RC is so secretive about things I bet Kenny has a team dedicated to analyzing the schizo musings on the internet on the off chance that any one of them might be correct. I wonder, if enough schizo energy were to spread at an exponential rate, could it throttle the algo?

>>55385813
>>55385839
>this conflict CAN be averted...all you Ken has to do is program his algo to list the share price of GME as...ONE MILLION DOLLARS

>>55385997
Agreed. I’m almost certain some of them found a way to sneak and buy a few shares.

>>55385813
>>55385839
>this crisis can be averted. all Ken has to do is program his algo to list the share price of GME as...ONE MILLION DOLLARS

>>55386003
>1 million
in silver from 1961 price
or gold @ 1903 price
either way, adjusted for inflation

When is this shit gonna moon so I can stop getting longhoused by my mom.
Fuck you, Chobani.

>>55386048
Agreed,
Fuck you Chobani
I want 22 yr old zoomettes bouncing on my balls

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55385936
>its real

holy shit its happening.

Got Trepang2 for my deck. It's litty frfr no cap.

>>55386358
Get it from Gamestop?

>>55384723
>>55386101
WAAGMI

>>55386389
PC only :/ I would buy like a gamestop blanket or something. Sounds cozy. Maybe a gamestop skin for my steam deck. Honestly I just think it would be really funny if Ryan pee pee'd in Ken's mayo jar.

>>55386426
Let me rephrase the question, why are you blog posting in the /GME/ general about something unrelated to GME?

>>55386439
As opposed to all of the on-topic investment posts itt? These threads are 90% schizo babble

>>55386448
So that makes further going off topic alright?

>>55386439
Why wouldn't I the sneedening is inevitable, and there is no escape, so I might as well talk about video-games, in a thread about a video-game retailer, and wait it out while I do normal people shit.
>tl;dr
Waiting for my money.

>>55386456
I think ryan should pee pee, and poo poo all over kens desk, and belongings

>>55386459
>expecting the posters itt to actually know anything/care about video games
They are plebbit diamond hand apes, not actually supporters of gme

>>55384777
Nice trips schizo friendo
>Anus etc.

>>55386459
You said yourself, it's PC only and the thread is about a video game retailer. Not Steam.

>>55386480
k wasn't asking mr autismo

>>55386477
based digits

This bitch I'm fucking and do lines with called me and said her bf found out and he broke up with her. She wants to be my gf now but she's just a side hoe. Wtf do I do now?

>>55386502
become friends with the bf, and agree to take pictures of you guys having fun, and shit on her day, and then go back to doing your thing :)

Have you ever heard of fiduciary duty Ryan you Ashkenazi basterd!!!!

>>55385239
Imagine the shareholder conventions decades from now.

>>55386513
Yeah the first one will be decades from now at this rate kek

>>55385038
Take pictures.

>>55386426
get steam cards from gamestop on credit, find a card that gives you cash back + store perks for extra kick

Now what we need to do is keep everything we own, EVERYTHING, (((black))). (((Black))) shorted, with (((black))) money.

>>55386542
wood do

>>55385911
checked and kek'd

>55386480
>Nuuuuu! you can't discuss how to support your investment and make/save money at the same time!
>it's off topic!!1!
>Go back to the schizo babble guys
>Video games have nothing to do with a video game retailer
kek and sneed

>>55386508
This, but make sure you post the pictures in the thread. We have been lacking heroes since the laptop large font guy dipped out

>>55385038
This is a perfect opportunity to drop her from your life. Post MOASS you'll find a muuuuuuuch better woman.

this girl friend sliding meta is painful

new talking points when guys

tick tock

>>55386692
Well you see, anon's gf is going to be acquired by Teddy. It came to me in a dream. What that means, for those of us who are a little slower, is that it is on-topic.

I'm sitting on the toilet in some extreme unknown pain, I need to MOASS.

>>55386000
checked and now we are talking!
my schizo theory is that the algo is tied to a sentiment reading ai. depending on detected sentiment it adjusts the algo, how exactly i don't yet understand, but i have an intuitive feeling that /gme/ is probably more important to sentiment analysis than thought because emotions can be expressed more freely. in fact it is encouraged to express your emotions with pre-determined buzzwords aaaa and ooo. i might be schizo for real but over the last couple years i swear i have seen the algo skip when /gme/ swapped the ooo's with aaa's. as a said schizo stuff.

>>55386747
i have a splitting headache. i concur we must moass.

>>55386542
Baggots are so desperate to support their dogshit failing company this is what they have to do. Ahahahahahahahahaha

>>55386542
Imagine if your completely inept fucking retard chairman did anything to promote actual company value? Imagine if gamestop had a single worthwhile product or service so people actually wanted to shop there.

Instead you're buying gift cards for digital pc games. Ahahahahahahahahahahahah

Honestly I'm zen af rn, Ryan's tweeting, Overstock guy is tweeting, stock going back to $16 so we can slurp cheapies

>>55386747
diverticulitis

Best excuse to call out of work? Don't want to, tomorrow.

>>55386939
You have to attend your niece’s quincinera. Bonus points if you’re white as fuck.

Sure would be nice if we could MOASS before WW3

>>55387004
No, it wouldn't.

>>55386829
It was a weird one. Mostly gas, but it was bottled up between my upper gut and my lower stomach somehow. Had to get it out at both ends, thought I was gonna puke. Hedgies are sooooo fucked.

>>55387004
WW3 is the trigger.

It's the weekend, I'm here to rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLopgsgJ_s

>>55385461
>>55385354
as this anon is saying, short and sweet. It really sucks right now but you have to understand that she's dead to you. Do not speak to her anymore, and take the focusonyourself pill. You are about to ascend to a new status, spiritually, socially, and financially, all while given the opportunity for a fresh start in "grieving" silence. Stay low, be humble, and grow. Then conquer. Godspeed anon

This was on pol but it's strangely related to us. It's from the Epstein-JPM lawsuit. Carl Icahn is friends with Leon Black from Apollo Global, they were Epstein island buddies. What a coincidence that the guy shorting Gamestop would have this. All roads lead back to Gamestop.

>>55385461
Make sure you let her know she fucked up and cheated on a future billionaire. Fuck all these other anon's advice. Get wild, rip a bed post off and throw it at her. She cheated on you because you're a pussy, show her you're a real man and make her regret selling her golden goose

>>55387200
dude why would you let them know? This is how lotto winners lose everything. Why do you as a man feel the uncontrollable need to flex? That is for women and low iq people.

Qrd on the 72 hour “you will be delighted” larp

>>55387382
Overstock guy tweeted, basically we're all gonna wagmi

>Miranda is barren
wew lad, problem solved

>Viable hybrid individuals are only produced from two species which are closely related genetically (for example, a donkey and a horse), and the offspring is not fertile. Humans share no genetic history with Quarians or Turians, or even Asari and Drell, so they can't reproduce.
It quite literally has never been this over

>>55385038
>I’m freaking out wtf should I do?
call the cops on them. after the calls you from jail tell her you're going to post bail. then don't. keep calling her regarding bail but don't actually do it. do this as much as you can.

I had a month long nofap and retention streak going and I just relapsed right now. I hate this habit bros. I promise to kill this habit before it ruins my life, and I recently picked up momentum with learning a new skill and I DON'T want to lose that momentum. I know it's useless to wallow in despair so I'll get right back on the horse and keep it moving.

>>55387428
>the
*she

>Tali is 7 years younger than Shepard in ME1 (22 vs 29). In ME2 Miranda is 4 years older than Shepard (35 vs 31).
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

top bailouts for institutions just dropped

how many names look familiar to u

>>55387420
I'm pretty sure humans can make Asari kids from an Asari.

>>55387464
Asari only produce Asari, they incorporate the data, not the DNA. A whole race of lesbians? No thanks.

>>55387469
well that's what you get for fucking an Asari

you faggots are thread sliding like champs today

my lil top men

gamestocks gonna take the entire show down

>>55387474
Can't argue with that logic.

Yeah this form sliding reeks of pajeets from Pakistan/india

>>55384723
kek dumbfuck bagroids

>>55387510
Pajeets can’t afford to play mass effect. All they can do is buy shibcoin and pray to Vishnu they’ll make it out of the rice paddies they live near.

>>55387576
I didn't buy it. Fuck EA, and fuck Bioware too.

>>55387431
Hope you have read the conquest of the serpent. YGMI

>>55387601
But… if you don’t buy it, how will they get the money to remake it and remove Miranda’s ass from cutscenes and change the hud a little bit?

>>55387611
I fixed the bugs, don't worry.
GOOO4D

>>55387392
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/14h7msl/337pm_est_you_may_not_know_it_but_the_stock/
I'm used to being let down by hype, but this could also be worth keeping in mind

>>55387869
Bitcoin's 1d chart looks like the GME 5yr chart.

>>55387896
>+2%
Yeah...

>>55387510
I don't quiet remember the last time it's been this bad

>>55388094

>>55388226
ts;dr

>>55384826

>>55385142
Beat her up you pussy

>>55385461
Beat her up you goddamned pussy. She did this to you on purpose. She has no feelings for you at all.

>>55388281

Why do these highly upvoted Reddit posts read like the lowest shill post on /biz/?
>sirs please redeem
>you want be very wealthy? Buy this coin now

I gotta tell you, Russian civil war was not on my MOASS bingo card

>>55388366
same scam, same fools that fall for it
shorts closed more than 2 years ago

>>55388366
Figured it out…forum sliding from this actual intelligent discussion

Things are really starting to get sillier lately. Wall Street wants to accelerate clown world with the hope that it will save them, but the silliest outcome of all is MOASS and clown world dictates that the silliest outcomes must happen. Embrace the silliness.

>>55385038
Block and ghost her, anything else is just a waste of time

>>55388602
Ghost?

>>55386502
kek don't torture that poor anon

>>55388397
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/14hdb8e/brka_something_fishy_is_going_on_warren_buffets/

>>55388622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWsfdwa14U

I'am obsessed with my bank account number it's not big enough

>>55388727
I see now.

>>55384927
>>55384940
It's dumb that there aren't more brown characters in the game, but if you think the story will not have you busting a few pompous white dude heads and bringing down the patriarchy, you've never played a Final Fantasy game before.

>anon, you know he's baiting you
>you just got off your last timeout
FUCJ

I have decided that MOASS will happen this Monday. This is nonnegotiable.

WAGMI Monday

>>55388880
That's my line, thief.

bunch of sites and games are down

>>55388958
>solar flares

anyone else spend the last two hours mostly in the Ukraine Happening Threads? I hope you guys have your "Hold" orders set for your GME stacks (if they are still with brokers) for Monday open. Have a comfy weekend fellow GME hodlers. Glad Midsommar!

>>55388862
>puts mes in dat game for free

>>55388974
I don't know how that Russia situation is connected to GME, but I believe it.

>>55388984
>>55388974
I saw it mentioned in here something about Ken griffin owing the Saudis or Kremlin money and happenings picking up, is there something else

>>55389016
Fuck.......... you know who is going to buy Disney / lucas film ? The Saudi's I bet they are using Griffin, THAT is what the vacation there was about

>>55389016
If nothing else, it could be used as the top story to dominate the news cycle while GME kicks off, similar to how all that money went "missing" right before 9/11.

>>55388974
>I hope you guys have your "Hold" orders
yeah I'm thinking we're back

Glad midsommar! I will be releasing a major DD next Friday. While not a part of "The Sun Never Sets on Citadel" series, it fits in with the overall trajectory. I ain't hear no bell.

Apes, it's good to be with you. ~2-ish years later and I'm still getting pings about "Sun Never Sets part 5". Yeah, I'm still working on it. If you read parts 1-4 you'll understand these aren't light undertakings. But it will fuck. This Friday's DD also fucks, hard.

I ain't hear no bell.

[Mods - I'm looking at 25,000+ words [characters, or ~5,000 words. I'm smart, I promise, lol] -- what's the rules on that? Can I link to other SuperStonk posts? Can I link to gov't sites? Can I link at all? I don't know the rules I just DD balls to the wall lol. Thanks in advance.]

I challenge Steve Cohen to a gern off

>Daily reminder that Larry Cheng's total shares after buying more on 6/9 were 42,088
I am immune to FUD.

Patrick Byrne is a huge faggot
I'll take it all back if ANYTHING substantial happens on monday but knowing him it'll be some "JANUARY 6TH NEW BOMBSHELL INFO: HOW TRUMP CAN STILL WIN" video on Rumble

>>55389352

>>55389352
umad? I bet in retrospect a lot of these tweets are little jabs at the shorts. The cadre of people who have all been negatively impacted by abusive naked shorting are now TEASING the shorts who are trapped and dead and on the cusp of the ledge or the BBC cage.

So realistically nothing is happening until after this is released in September.

>>55389464
kek it happens before that

>>55389472
Why would they release this psyop after the moon? It will be outdated and not effective for its intended purpose.

>>55389464
That movie is going to portray the hedgies as cool genius billionaires that are the victims because GameStop was somehow supposed to die, while retail and DFV will be portrayed as "dude lets take down the heckin hedge funds lets fuckin go"
Honestly it feels like the existence of this movie has two objectives:
>Try to establish that the GME saga is completely over
>Paint the Preddit mob as the villains
This is so they can get the story fresh in the minds of the normalfags, but also kill the FOMO so that when MOASS happens they can start pointing the fingers. MSM has shamelessly blamed Predditors for things (pic related) so no doubt they'd do it again. I don't think they'll have a distraction big enough to keep eyes off MOASS once it happens, so might as well lay the groundwork now.
It's baffling that they would put the effort into making this movie of all things because guaranteed that whoever is making this movie would have to do some research on GME which means they would definitely be aware that this is an ongoing story.
What I am most curious about is how they will spin turning off the buy button into something that isn't a blatant display of financial crimes and proof that the whole stock market is completely rigged.

>>55389535
You say it as if they have a say over when moass happens. Kek. RC is the conductor of the this train.

>>55389220
He's got really nice hair no cap fr fr

>>55389542
Moass is starting in 2 weeks. This movie will likely be pulled from the schedule so that they can reshoot the ending. There’s a reason sony was hacked in 2014 and there’s a reason they’re producing this movie.

>>55389639
Imagine if they preemptively shot an ending with MOASS happening to use just in case

>>55389659
Yes imagine

>>55389659
imagine if they never shot an ending without MOASS happening because they know

>>55389542
My theory is that the movie will justify the GameStop millionaires that will be soon walking around after the squeeze so that normies don't question it.

>>55389713
kek hedgies

What if we have been MOASSIN all this time, but we were just too blind to see it?

Ken Griffin is a nigger and should be banished to the shadow realm.

>>55387611
I'm going to say it

Mass effect 1 with the HD retexture pack is always going to be better than a "remaster".

>>55389715
"haha those wacky GME holders, how crazy a bunch of uneducated basement dwellers happened to buy the stock that has just announced partnerships with half the S&P 500"

chart is looking very flat today

>>55384765
>>55384868
>>55384930
>>55385148

I wish the black plague upon your mother

>>55389918
Be bis

>>55387869
If the coup is actually happening, as per usual some people have been aware very early. What a coincidence. But you know sometimes you just feel like shorting flight companies before two towers collapse.

It's been so long since I've ooooooooooooo'd a good ooo

>>55390146
>>55390163
who is this

>>55390176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqeMcIO_9w

Alex Lewis

>>55387869
Color me impressed, he actually called the doomp. WAATMI

I expect the ledgings to begin next week.

>>55390232
I demand the tendies in my bank account, it's about fucking time you niggerjew cohen. As your boss I demand the Teddy silver strike through the heart of shorts come Monday. We have held the company's finances up for the last 2 years, time for the big kabosh

>>55390220
What dump?

>>55390384
>>55390232
I just checked and he updated the post

>Submarine story milked by MSM even though it imploded not long after being submerged
>Musk and Zuckerberg cage fight
>Russian coup "just a prank bro"
The news cycle is getting awfully absurd lately, almost like they are trying to drum up outlandish headlines to distract from something.

>>55390410
I don't know how you can call that a dump while simultaneously saying GME crabs

>>55390421
yeah it's all been cover for bidens crimes

>>55390421
>Russian coup "just a prank bro"
you see the coup? you can forget about it.

>>55390421
Seems like WW3 will start. The leadup will be real, there will be people blowing eachother up in (eastern europe), but the effects will all be fake and gay (russia hacked our power grid! bank freezes! rationing/martial law!)

>>55390490
Can't wait

>>55390410
>I just checked and he updated the post
same
>mfw

>>55389919
That's what he's playing, yeah.

>>55390438
This. LETS GO BRANDON!!!

I wonder why someone would be planning on pumping and dumping crypto while the rest of the market signals it’s about to crash.

>>55390702
Exchanges can see where liquidation levels are at. Push the market. It's free money.

>>55390712
Yeah it’s a thimble of water in a desert.

so the russian coup was a big nothing burger as usual

>>55390785
a guy held the russian state hostage for 12 hours nigga, just cuz you are numb inside doesn't mean it was a nothingburger

>>55390791
you are so low IQ i cringe

>>55390808
you are coping poorly with the narrow avoidance of a russian civil war

>55390818
holy fucking retard

>>55390791
I slept in, whats this about russia?

>>55390827
head of wagner w/ 25k soldiers declared war on putin, took over rostov-on-don, and headed north to moscow. got talked down en route by lukashenko

holy fuck brown people are dumb

Baggots are STILL completely tied to the market.

Baggots are STILL GREATLY underperforming SPY and crypto.

>look at meee!!!

>>55390791
>appear weak when you are strong

>>55390827
putin was worried about his dinner last night, but the chef lowered the temp and everything came out fine.

>>55390919
It's one thing to appear weak to draw enemy forces in, it's another when a core part of your military threatens to mutiny and marches on you in your own motherland

>>55390920
>>55390842
sounds like a nothingburger

>>55390987
The coping has been wild.

>>55390987
we will see if ukraine launches a surprise attack then loses horribly, or wins easily.

>>55390919
while everyone was watching the "4D chess" unfold, Ukraine got armor across the Dnieper

Gimme some hopium boys. Yes I know our chairman just bought $10m worth of shares but my day has been shit.

I don't know what I'd do if my favorite minecraft streamer was banned for twitter for posting obscene sexual tweets

>>55391132
It's been 2.5 years since this shit-show kicked off, and not a single insider has sold his shares (not even Furlong so far). Benchod just dropped another little 10 milly, and the board members have continued to slurp the dips and hodl. Meanwhile you have CEO's and board members of other companies that readily sell their stakes in the companies they run, yet GME is the whipping-boy of the financial media. GME also had ZERO debtand over 1 billy of cash-on-hand in the middle of a high interest rate environment. And you need hopium why exactly?

>>55391151
Go outside? I can't imagine still playing vidya post moass

>>55390791
>>55391035
>>55391063
>It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care

>>55391151
what if he was too based

Newest reddit DD says MOASS could finally become a reality by early 2026

>55391299
Reminder, this is over next week

>55391299

first thing i'm buying is a custom durag

>>55390163

>>55391363
I am going to hell but I'm going to Ooooooooooooo my way there kek

THE FUCK IS REST OF THIS LIL NIGGER?

>>55391226
thats all im gonna do after we all wagmi

tick tock

>>55391410
HOLY FUCK MOASS CONFIRMED

>>55391410
where is this from, i'm only seeing 21% si on tda

>>55391421

>>55391379
Man NEEDS the MOASS.

>>55391169
>69
Based and blessed.
Actions below show motives above.
WAGMI.
Ryan?
>Holding
Larry?
>Holding
Alain?
>Holding
Me?
>fuckin' holdin' bitch YEEHAW

It can't happen next week because it happens in two (2) more weeks.

Fucking hell it's summer 2023 and literally nothing has happened. Except for me losing 40% of my life savings and pension.

>>55391169
I’m in a kind of monkeys paw situation where I finally got a wfh gig but all of my coworkers are lazy as shit and no one cares that nothing gets done. Normally I wouldn’t care but there are times 2-3 times a year when all our procrastination comes down on all of us at once and the stress crushes you. I’ve been studying my ass off to get a new certification so I can get a better paying wfh job for more gme shares and leave this place.

>>55391527
MOASS was never about the money. But the friendships and memories we have made along the way. No amount of money can buy you that. WAGMI fren

>>55391527
>Except for me losing 40% of my life savings and pension.
>he realized his losses

>>55391289
>>55391226
too late

>>55391561
I'd prefer the money anon.

"Record breaking profits" and Ken griffin can't finish building his miami citadel hq lmfao

>>55391548
At least you have scored a wfh job, so you've got that going for you. Assuming you work IT you can definitely rack those certs up and apply for better jobs.

>>55391890
treat your superiors with respect

they are getting tired of putting up with your slander

Fucking hell I'm close to 40, every gf I've had has cheated on me and left, I'm 40% down on this shit stock, I've worked my guts out whilst others have partied.

I'm gonna fucking an hero. Anyone wanna go burning man and OD on ecstasy?
Thx

>>55391954
Just die willingly instead of unwillingly. You think Jesus died because he had to? Anathema.

I shill for free baggots.

I'm out of food money but I'm afraid to ask for help because i'm not broke, just illiquid.

Well, more help.

>>55392071
Then again I'm also in debt up to my eyeballs so technically I'm in the red and have been for over a year (even though I remain GME green). Inflation sucks.

I can't wait for 3p 2026 to be written. I may be more greedy than you plebbitors.

>>55392067
>I shill for free buhbuhbuhBAGGIES
You probably voted for Hillary Clinton too nigger

>>55391923
>slander
>verb - make false and damaging statements about (someone).
So why isn't it finished?

>>55392067
Tyfys faggot.

>>55391548
>>55391916
Yea it’s IT. I guess I can’t complain. It’s just infuriating. This job could be infinitely comfy if people just worked 8 hours A WEEK but instead they maybe get 2 hours of work a week and every few months we have a week or two (sometimes a month) of straight hell. But you’re right I’m just going to keep studying and get outta here.

>>55391954
If every gf has cheated on you then you are the common denominator. It stings but you need to make radical changes in your life. Your 40 but I’ve seen men do it in their 50s.

>>55392096
I like the table, and I like that he made it himself.

You shouldn't criticize him for trying

>BTC

>>55392145
No doubt, I fuckin love river tables. After MOASS that should be the theme of these threads. Baskets, drugs, coom-dumpster whoors and river tables.

>>55392316
>>55392316
>>55392316
Threaded.

>>55384940
how come when shitskins scream nonsense at no-one on twitter it's brave but when I do it with the grass beneath my feet in real life I'm a schizo lunatic?

>>55392409
>how come when shitskins scream nonsense at no-one on twitter it's brave
Because it keeps them online and off the streets.

>>55392134
I think it's cos I've never asked a woman out, they've always come on to me.