/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55369489
Deep within the recesses of a fractured mind, there existed a schizophrenic soul known as Crazy Carl. Carl's perception of reality was a kaleidoscope of peculiar visions and grand delusions. One fateful day, his gaze fixated upon a seemingly innocent rubber duck, and his reality unraveled like a tapestry of madness.

Nigga this coin be looking gay ong

>>55369551
Ur gay!!!

>>55369551

For hours on end, Carl stared at the duck, lost in a labyrinth of his own thoughts. The rubber duck, now imbued with cosmic significance, revealed itself to be a divine messenger from a parallel universe. It whispered secrets of untold wealth and a cosmic battle against a sinister force: pedo aliens.

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Driven by his newfound purpose, Carl birthed a cryptocurrency known as DuckieCoin, an embodiment of the rubber duck's infinite power. DuckieCoin became the lifeblood of Carl's virtual army, a legion of believers who were convinced that they held the key to vanquishing the pedo aliens and protecting humanity from their insidious grasp.

my duckie stays lucky

I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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Within the depths of his delusion, Carl orchestrated grand battles against the pedo aliens, relying on DuckieCoin as their virtual arsenal. The community of DuckieCoin enthusiasts immersed themselves in an alternate reality, donning rubber duck masks and engaging in imaginary skirmishes against their unseen foes.

>>55369489
If any cute little uwu quackers want to join our pond, join the TG at DuckcoinETH! And heres our beautiful little chart, just a duckling right now but growing into a beautiful mallard duck <33333!
https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xe05dccc669861cdb3506f7782f91935f04f63139

duck duck duck duck duckkkk duck duck my cuck duck luck suck fuck duck zucc buck snuck tuck duck duckies DUCKY DUCKIE!!! My dUCK is in my WALL!

That's it, I'm selling my chainlink (ticker LINK) to fomo into duckcoin I've truly lost my mind

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pajeet

>>55370045
Meds now

>>55369489
this is going to pump, everything is finally coming together. if you know you know, if not stay poor.

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>>55369677
Carl and his devoted followers believed that every DuckieCoin transaction was a strike against the pedo aliens, disrupting their nefarious plans and safeguarding innocent lives. They communicated through encrypted channels, sharing cryptic messages and strategizing their next move, all while teetering on the precipice of their own unraveling sanity.

duck

>>55370438
Cardano lover, suck on chares's balls more faggot

My duck stays fucking cucks

>>55369752
You will never be a woman

Duckbros WTFWT we are so back

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n their shared psychosis, the DuckieCoin community thrived, finding solace and purpose in their bizarre collective narrative. They hailed Carl as their prophet, their fearless leader, and the rubber duck as their divine mascot. The world may have viewed them as lost souls, but within the realms of their twisted reality, they were warriors fighting an existential battle.

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As DuckieCoin gained traction in the online community, it caught the attention of a clandestine organization known as The Duck Resistance. This secretive group believed that rubber ducks held the key to unlocking hidden truths about the universe and protecting humanity from intergalactic threats.

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>>55375272
Led by a charismatic figure known as Captain Quackers, The Duck Resistance saw the potential in DuckieCoin as a powerful tool in their ongoing crusade against the pedo aliens. They reached out to Crazy Carl, recognizing his unique ability to harness the rubber duck's mystical energy.

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>>55374603
Are you ok, schizo? What's all this on about?

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>>55375875
Under Captain Quackers' guidance, Carl's delusions expanded into a sprawling narrative of interdimensional warfare. He became the chosen champion, entrusted with the task of uniting the DuckieCoin community and leading them into battle against the pedo aliens.

duckduckduck

2.5x from the post... biz really does hate making money

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The community rallied behind Carl, creating an underground network of duck-themed hideouts and secret meeting places. They forged alliances with other like-minded individuals, including conspiracy theorists, crypto enthusiasts, and even amateur UFO hunters. Together, they formed an eclectic band of misfits, each bringing their own peculiar skills to the cosmic battlefield.

Sipping on my whiskey while stacking DUCKIE

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In their shared psychosis, they developed elaborate rituals and incantations to channel the power of DuckieCoin. They believed that by conducting synchronized transactions at specific celestial alignments, they could unleash a surge of cosmic energy capable of banishing the pedo aliens back to the dark corners of the universe.

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Their battles took on a surreal quality as they engaged in epic virtual skirmishes, wielding DuckieCoin-powered weapons against imaginary adversaries. The lines between reality and fiction blurred, with Carl and his comrades fully immersed in their alternate world of cosmic warfare.

>>55378101
you okay anon??

Price target on this lil quacker? What's the make it bag.

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The Duck Resistance grew in influence, attracting attention from both admirers and skeptics. Internet forums buzzed with discussions about the enigmatic group, spawning countless memes, fan art, and even conspiracy theories of their own. Some dismissed them as harmless lunatics, while others saw in them a glimmer of hope, an expression of the human spirit's relentless pursuit of meaning.

>>55378584
1 Duckie = 1 BTC soon sir

Suck a duck, fuck a duck, buck a duck, cuck a duck, why are we dumping again is it time to slurp

>>55378584
500M - make it
100M - sui

This thread smells like curry

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>>55378101
The fate of Crazy Carl and the Duck Resistance remains uncertain. Will their fervent belief in DuckieCoin's cosmic power lead to a triumphant victory against the pedo aliens? Or will their shared delusions spiral into an irreversible descent into madness? Only time, and the wild imaginations of those who dare to follow their story, will tell.

>>55369551
Lmao I think with the recent increase in Bitcoin it will make that and other coin pump some more, as am still trying to recover my rekt ass making payments with xMoney and getting rewarded for it

God candle soon. You've all been warned.

>>55372909
WAGMI duckie bros

>>55382031
Not sure about that anon, the chances of a god candle on a shitcoin are pretty low. I'd rather keep accumulating AI gems like Agix, Peaq and Fet which are building during the bear market.

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The End?

I dumped my HPOSI for this, only beacuse HPOSI dev is black

Duckie > Ducker

>>55385314
HPOSI dev is Nigerian, and a scammer.
Duckie devs are white and will gigapump this

>>55387636
>photo
This is the airdrop wallet scammer..
This thread got reported two days ago wtf....

>>55387640
seething HPOSI holder, and newfag that photo is a classic

>>55387644
Not the photo jeet it's your filename you fucking idiot you just exposed yourself as the airdrop wallet scammer, mods this guys literally committing hack fraud and you're allowing him to continue.
What the fuck.

>>55387648
the filename is original from 2021, you moron

>>55387653
>Moron
Mods why are you allowing a proven airdrop wallet scammer using the fake loyal metamask airdrop hack attempts to continue to push his rugpulls on this site.

This isn't conjecture or schizo shit this is easily verifiable and let's go to warosu to see.
You're the only foreign faggot with this device that saves photos this particular way, you gave yourself a digital fingerprint good job fucktard.

>>55387658
He's been freely scamming /biz/ for a month now unpunished he got multiple peoples metamask stolen so far and it's still up, still being pushed this shit should be squelched IMMEDIATELY as it's highly illegal this isn't a rugpull this is a direct steal your metamask hack

>>55387658
kek, you are retarded, thats an apple device and ios

>>55387671
>Apple device
Motherfucking jeet I'm not 12 I've been doing IT work longer than you've been alive.

>>55387661
oh nooooooooooooooo

>>55387678
you are an idiot, and clueless, go get a mac poorfag and report back

>>55387682
Yup and just reported for illegal activity, I see you post here again I push forward.

>>55387683
And I've been talking to the mods about you, I will 100% make sure they either range you fully or take responsibility to the money you hacked you fucking dipshit.
It's one thing to rugpull its another to steal peoples money and information.

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>>55387684
do it please, you larping midwit

>>55387689
Okay mods this guy is responsible for cyber crimes involving stealing people's personal information, frontloading backdoor keyloggers into computers, stealing cryptocurrency through fraud and using your website as a platform to pull this off.
I'm now reporting this to the cybercrimes and I'm not fucking kidding, do your god damn job you fucking morons people are losing their shit because of your incompetence using your website which your legally bound to protect.

>>55387636
Based and true

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>>55387696
Idk what you're on about and who is the other guy you're talking to, but duckie is not a wallet drainer. You can't even connect wallet on their website

>>55387696
based IT guy cant even get a reply right...has no clue about macos file format..
please go back

>>55389159
>scamming spammer still isn't pruned in a scam thread
so this is being ran by mods?

>>55389168
no you are just retarded is all

>>55389219
>23 posts in a scam thread that's advertising at the very least
>proven to be the airdrop wallet hacker from this month
>still posting
>claims he has no privilege here yet this threads been up for days now.
>uses proxies to post and samefag

>>55389227
Is reddit still protesting? You have to go back to r/cuckolds

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>>55389227
>23 posts
>samefagging proxies
pick one faggot
and nice multiple id's
kek

Still holding, my bag, duckbros...

>>55370045
Alright. I'm sold.

>>55379052
You're delusional anon, there's no way a shitcoin would take over market dominance from Btc. I'd rather go for gems like Peaq, seeing as it partnered with fetchai for multi-chain machine IDs

>>55390391
Trust ze plan

A bunch of posts got deleted since the last time I checked on this thread. What happened?

my duckie stays breaking buckies

>>55392742
Jannies stay hating duckchads

Is this coin Jewish owned?

>>55390391
A couple of small buys today. We are still alive, duckbro

I heard something big is coming tomorrow and it is going to kickstart the duckie run to 10M. Can't disclose what yet, but you'll see

>>55397916
What might that be sir

>>55399118
wen price repair

>>55400668
In 5 minutes ser get in NOW

>>55400959
basterd bich benchod, wen poompa
quack quack maderchod

>>55400668
Soon ser 10m eod