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what are u buying anon

I buy SPY. I leverage major indexes. I post cute grils.

wow anon COHR went down 15% yesterday...

>market dumping
>on no news

You bought puts, right?

>>55369372
>the 1% fee of leveraged ETFs.
lmao

>>55369487
holy shit the fee might be slightly more than 1% it's over leveraged ETF sisters

>>55369473
News does not move the market at all. Insiders knowing 'something' is coming is what pushes the market in one direction or another.

>Futures

Yields...

>>55369484
no, jpow has nothing to say that we haven't heard before, this is a dip before the rip

>>55369487
You're not using robbing hood, right anon? You have at least a 6 figure account, right anon?
lol

You are supposed pay taxes on sold stocks at the end of the filing year that they were sold? Or before?

>>55369494
I dont really buy it to be honest, looking at the graph you yourself are posting as evidence, over 20 years into your test and the leveraged gains are still dropping down to the same level as the regular s&p500. The differences are only becoming apparent on timespans longer than 40 years, not only that but you've conspicuously started the graph immediately after a 90% drop in the stock market, literally any portfolio looks good backtested through the 20th century. What you can't guarantee is that the next 100 years won't contain even a single 33% drop at any time, because your 3x leverage would immediately be obliterated.

>>55369530
You're supposed to dodge filling out any tax forms until they finally notice and send you the fee themselves if they want the money so bad

>>55369530
End of the year. Your brokerage will send a form with all of the information needed (cost basis, sale price, profit or loss, dates bought to determine long-term or short-term tax, etc) which you use when filing your normal W2 tax returns.

>>55369494
>Look if the spy does a 100% return in 5 years how much a 2x leverage index will do ? 200x !!! Insane !! All in derivatived unreliable low volume wicks spread slippage high fees high maintenance risk of bankerout mismanaged unregulated non owned ETF !! I can't wait to lose all my money on a breeze, a random day just like that because the fund simply stopped without warning the product because it achived maturity or simply the decay became unmanageable

Thanks for you money redit

>>55369532
I dont want to go to a federal prison.
When are you actually supposed to pay taxes on them?

>>55369542
Alright, thanks.

>>55369531
>What you can't guarantee is that the next 100 years won't contain even a single 33% drop at any time
actually i can guarantee that because something really cool called circuit breakers exist
>>55369546
remain poor

>>55369521
Actually the people with less than 6 figures are the one trading derivatives.

Ever wondered why anyone on biz trading soxl soxs (basically everyone) is not taking folio screencaps showing their 1M ?
Yes because only poors trade leverage derivatives.

>>55369547
April 15 of the year following the gains. The exception is if you pay quarterly taxes, in which case guess what you pay fucking quarterly.
Don't forget to figure in and losses from previous years if you have any.

>>55369562
Actually it's yhe opposite, I have money and you're poor.
Your financial choices shows everything to everyone.
If you had money you'd trade 10 futures contracts at least every 3 months.

>>55369568
million dollar portfolios who've posted in this general utilize leveraged ETFs
>>55369579
i have six figures of investments
i'm not gambling on futures contracts and doing battle with high speed algos on 100x leverage
>Actually it's yhe opposite
hahaha holy fuck you sound like a nerd

Imaging devoting your life working for free for tech companies.


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>>55369494
>slightly
It's 12% right now.

That chart is a steaming pile of bullshit. Throughout most of history the cost of leverage would've been substantially higher. Not to mention commissions from constant rebalancing.
There is one singular period in history where the short term funds rate traded at negative real yields over an extended timeframe. Coincidentally, it's the one period where we have also have empirical data on some of these leveraged ETF products in real world action.
Even during that period which also happened to be a massive bull run with massive multiple expansion, performance meaningfully lagged the models expectation.

can anyone reccommend me any good indicators on TradingView for free user? Im pretty new to trading stock and planning to do some Swing Trade for now but idk which indicators is good for newfag like me

I am intellectually superior to you
I am physically superior to you
And I could heem literally each and every person that has ever posted in /smg/ to eternity.


Maybe it's time for the subordinates (you) to finally kneel.

https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ
https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ
https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ

Puts on META, this little ayy dude lost his mind
>say that to my face fucker not in the metaverse

>>55369521
>6 figure
This is just sad. Even your attempted ad hominem is an unintentional joke. You can't possibly imagine ever breaking out of 6 figure hell without some dream of massive leveraged gains lifting you up across a decade long bull run. Unfortunately, you already missed it.

Unsurprisingly, SOXL trannies stay locked to 6 fig hell in perpetuity. Even as NVDA breaks 1 trillion mcap and continues pushing to new all time highs.

>>55369631
Indicators are a dangerous meme (dangerous because what tells you to buy in a crab market is also what tells you to be afraid when the market picks a direction), use your eyeballs and logic.

>>55369636
Hey rocker. Reverse split tomorrow. Looks like you lost this one.

>>55369630
>Even during that period which also happened to be a massive bull run with massive multiple expansion, performance meaningfully lagged the models expectation.
and yet it was still significantly better than unleveraged buy and hold
lol!
>>55369645
hahahaha holy shit you're a fucking nerd
>6 figures of investment
>sad
lmao i'm dying

>>55369640
If the Elon V Zuck fight happens I'll buy META calls the day of the fight

>>55369598
Wait til you hear about wiki autists

>leverage ETF trannies are back
>people coming in to shill a penny stock and not posting anything else
>zoom zooms thinking they can compound 1% gains every trading day for 1300% CAGR
yup it's time to sell

Where do you guys go to get your financial information. My tism has lead me down making financial models for companies in excel, but I can't seem to find good places with juicy info outside of sec.gov and sketchy sites that ask for a premium subscription.

How long is this tech pullback gonna last?

>>55369659
6 figs is literally nothing. It depends on your age, naturally, but 6 figs is basically 2-3 years of savings max for anyone with a real job. Within the realm of 6 figs, there's a whole 10x factor difference from the bottom to the top. Given the exponential nature of wealth, ~50% of the time someone brings this up it means that they have less than 200k. The bias is likely much stronger in practice, considering those with larger ports tend to specify that its "mid" or "upper" 6 figs.
Look up Bedford's law if you're curious.

Regardless, the real point of that post flew right over your head. The original comment was a pointless attempt to demean facts based on a baseless assumption of net worth. I responded in stride. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you couldn't grasp that.
The idea that someone like me would've taken time out of my life to contemplate the costs and potential benefits of leverage in portfolio management with a personal account size below 6 figs is laughable. If your account is seriously that small, you'd be better off focusing more on growing your career. It's fine if you really enjoy investing and want to learn, but you're not going to see much immediate value. Trading is another story, although from what I've seen most of the traders with 5 fig ports around here are just degen gamblers. Otherwise, they'd rapidly see their portfolios grow towards 6 figs.

SQQQ chads? We winning today?

>>55369749
tradingview's financial information tab distills the important numbers in the SEC filings, I use that for very basic fundamental research as well as corporate bond yields relative to competitors and/or similarly structured companies. Really, fundamental research is more for screening out the stinky shitcos rather than finding gems. Corporate bonds I think are very underappreciated, fixed income investors by the nature of how bonds work rarely ever misprice bonds aside from maybe some rare opportunities in the junk bond market

>>55369763
Thanks for taking the time to give me a serious answer anon, I appreciate it.

deeR mR stOcK maRk3t,

PL3ASE can yuo unheem me today and gib back the money yuo took from me yesterday

t. apu apustaja

pS mommy says i was a good boy yesterday :)

Natgas to 5 before november

waiting for the V recovery on dax...

Copper is bouncing. They don't realize what that means lmao

>>55369578
>The exception is if you pay quarterly taxes, in which case guess what you pay fucking quarterly.
How do you know if this applies?
Is this an optional thing or something?

>>55369758
holy fuck how about you worry less about my six figures and more about trying to get some bitches

>>55369741
Sure but it can keep going like this for a few more months

>been all cash for a week
>no play in sight

My investment in ASTS is looking good lately.

Buy tqqq, better value retention than tesla.

looks like another winning day for BOIL bros.

>>55370024
AMD puts was a play shilled here

>>55369598
>female writer
>volunteers
>literally fucking reddit
Dont talk to me or my /smg/ ever again.

>>55370024
Told ya to get into copper, bro

>every single European asset in my portfolio is red

It's only MS, Shopify and S&P500 stopping it being a complete disaster zone

Actual engineer who designs and certifies safety-critical systems here.
The main problem with the game controller is that you don't know how it works or how it fails. If some random piece of embedded software in the controller fucks up because it wasn't designed with safety in mind, then the submarine sinks and you die. And when they do fail, all of your "backups" will probably all fail in the same way at the same time.

But meanwhile, I know how a switch works. I know the ways it can fail, and I can monitor and inspect it for quality. And I can make sure that it comes from a good supply chain. Or if I use multiple different input methods which use different technologies, then it's less likely that they will both fail at the same time.
But even then, for something like this you would need multiple redundant failsafes that don't require any human input or even software control to activate. For example, never working on anything like this myself, maybe they would use some external arm which is designed to corrode away and drop some weights after a few hours in the sea.

>bearish on euro
>trading 212 isa account so not many options
>accumulate 16k of a leveraged etf over a long period
>one day a few months ago, volume just stops,
>goes from 50k to 50 literally 99.9% drop overnight
>it remains at that level
so fucked
i'm just praying if the eu does shit itself it'll get traded again

>>55370128
A game controller is literally just a bunch of switches glued together

>>55370108
European indices are ATH so what do you expect? Just a line up? Give it couple of months bro.
Plus well, many European countries are suddenly hiking more than expected due to the "high inflation". BoE is hiking as well today, most likely above the expected 25 bps since their inflation is only going up.
Should have sold last week bro... then again, never underestimate the retard strength of the stock market

>>55369907
>>55370102
how are you convinced the economy will pick up 2nd half?or is it just a swing play?

>>55370136
yeah but the logitech cheap shit doesn't get any quality control, where as military grade switches get tested to death. That's why anything military (mil-spec) shit cost like 10x the same consumer product

>>55370150
>China stimulus packet + slashing rates
>US real estate new production/building +20-30% the moment pussy Powell slashes rates
Yeah, we told you about copper and lumber... but you didn't listen
Plus it's summer bro and retail (which never even decreased because consooomerism will never die) is starting to pick up more and more. Inflation is increasing in Europe (as expected) but that's bullish for now.
Just ride this stupid mania train for now and then sell next month

>tism wont allow me to sell position unless its a whole number
>never realize profit

>>55370166
right, so it's indeed a swing play. I see the stimulus and other shit going on bullish short term, but the economy will be in for a rough reality check this autumn. I'm also completely baffled how high the semis are flying (minus the AI hype). there's absolutely no pick up in consumer electronics...

For all you guys arguing about levered ETFs, I wpuld like to point out that in my original post, I did say they "generally" make for a poor choice to buy and hold. The implication was that certain ones like SPY would be generally safer than one like an oil or currency etf

>>55369640
Is this how the testosterone injection arc ends for billionaires? They need to be publicly humiliated to be reminded that they're not actually manly and strong?

>>55370128
Friend said they used the logitech controller for some space shit too, but then the sea has more pressure. The sub wasnt safety certified at all.
I read about the Marianas Trench a few weeks ago coincidentally, and one of their submersibiles had electronic-engaged ballast so of a ppwer failure hit, it woild jettison it automatically and return tovthe surface

>>55370102
Whats the play on copper? ETF for miners? Something that tracks spot? The miners are all South Amerivan and have schizo politics

>>55370180
to support my claim, Micron is the biggest scam going on.
>Q1 missed 50%, pumped 10% on "it's gonna get better in 2025"
>continue to pump with the semi since the AI shit
>get b& in China, still pumping
>and pic rel comes ahead of Q2 "don't look at earnings, it means nothing"
How far investors are sticking their head into the ground like ostrich? How the fuck can you ignore blatant evidence of shit going bad?

>>55370204
Maybe, but it's also what happens when vulgar people become the richest men in the world. Allowing upper social mobility was a mistake.

>>55370180
Mega Tech is insanely bullish, why? Well, because they are in an insanely GOOD POSITION in the market. Sure, the high rates affect tech the most but guess what m8? The smaller tech companies are affected far more adversely than mega tech, meaning cash will flow only into the largest and most well-positioned tech stocks... which is why pretty much only those 10 or so mega techs are leading NASDAQ while many others are far away from ATH. No-one can compete with Microsoft, NVDA, Broadcom, AMD, Tesla, Amazon, Google, and Apple.
The high rates obviously haven't had the intended effect of reducing spending and consoomerism as that is up. People simply have way too much money on their pathetic hands. Plus, thanks to Biden they don't even have to repay their loans. Additional bullish factors.
There is also the fact that growth semi stocks tend to outperform hugely during recessions as "they reached their bottom and can only go up form here".
FFS, semis fell like crazy last year so obviously they would also massively recoil. This is semis we are talking about, the single most world-changing technology the world has seen (past 100 years). And now with AI? Everyone wants in

>>55370166
>China stimulus packet + slashing rates
this is bearish retard

>>55370219
2Y yield is still above daily inflation. Unemployment hasnt hit that magic 5% yet. Too much M2 supply remains in savings. Rape hikes will continue.

>>55370219
dude what? "outperforming during recession" with Idling fabs costing millions to maintain and operating? Semi isn't only fabless faggots, it's actually industrial shit for most

>>55370215
I remember that. Bobos here got utterly destroyed. Pretty funny. Of course it was completely non-sensical but the market is forward-looking right? Just look 20 years into the future where we finally make a profit, amirite bros?
>>55370233
Bullish (very) short-term. Slashing rates is correlated with a bearish sentiment in the US, don't know as regards China.
>>55370243
I remember one pic that was posted here that demonstrated the principle very well. You buy growth at the start of a recession or something like that... i.e. last year.
>Rape hikes will continue
Bullish 3-6 months. This pause was a mistake. The inflation is just gonna become more sticky, forcing additional and more aggressive rikes. But that doesn't really matter for now. Bullish for now, especially for mega tech. Just watch NVDA beat those (artificially low) expectations again and soaring 30%

>>55370218
Zucc isn't vulgar and Musk is an African. Maybe it's more of an African problem

>>55370263
True and honest answer. Stocks might digest the recent extrem greed but after that I'm expecting another stupid mega cap rally. I also think midcap will start to outperform during the next 2nd leg up.

>>55370219
>>55370240
Also theres a possibility that spending is up because people are paying more (inflation) as well as knowing shit is going to be bad so theyre buying now before it gets worse.

Nobody manages their downside risk. I'm already positioned in defensive stocks and bonds, and waiting 4-6 months for events to happen. I will buy the dip at that point.

>>55369640
Is there a date set for that? Seems like a top signal.

>>55369546
To play doubles advocate, there should be safety brakes on the market well before a 33% daily drop. But your point still stands.

>>55370283
It's not even about a daily drop, any etf can simply blackout even if the underlying asset is stable.
Happened last year on SARK. Happens everytime.
Otherwise look at TQQQ : 3x lev is shit compared to the real Nasdaq.
The only poors shilling lev etf think that because something is backtested in theorie it's enough to buy it. They don't know how the real world works and the only way for them to learn is to lose everything.
The only true answer is : margin account, compound effect, sell if daily close below 200ma at the last day of each month (this way you capture only full bull trends and avoid -50% drawdowns)
Invest monthly on max 10 long term uptrend dividends stocks, keep some vanguard and you're set.

shill me a potential 2x - 5x pennystock RIGHT NOW

lads... -_- 7

>>55370373
still 30min

>>55370263
>Slashing rates is correlated with a bearish sentiment in the US, don't know as regards China.
its bearish for China as well. they're slashing rates because the economy sucks and the reopening was a failure

>>55369473
in the end absolutely nothing happened, I'm buying back OBAYC because I thought this was really the end, I guess we really will stay here forever, yeah, good

>>55370373
We did it Reddit!

SQQQ and TQQQ is all I need.

QUIT SELLING OIL AAAAAA

>tfw losing on both Nasdaq and Oil

is the bullrun kill? my soxl has gone from +10% to -5% :(
when ai hype train moon

>>55370468
No, I must slurp at 68.60 and below.

0.5% rate rise in the UK, bigger that expected (at least before the inflation figures were out)

>>55370514
their inflation is 8.5% which is insanely fucked and they are at 5% interest rate
thats never going to fucking work, their bond market is trash
MAYBE STOP THIS 0% INTEREST RATE QUALITATIVE EASING BULLSHIT

SMG how to decide stop loss vs puts if I want to hedge a position? IE I have 100 shares of stock price $100/share. I want out if it goes below $99, is it better to have a stop loss at $99 or buy a $99 put option

Is there anyone buying this TSLA dip or am I retarded to think its still going to 300 short term? Where should I put 20K right now?

>>55370574
a stop loss triggers at the price you set, but you get filled at whatever is the market price after people in the queue before you are filled

>>55369433
Have gold miners in my crosshairs. Not pulling the trigger until we get under 1850. Also just chilling watching my bitcoin stack growing.

>>55370574
stop loss isnt a hedge. hedge would imply you want to hold the position and not sell. so you anticipate your stock will go down then reverse so you hedge it until it does so.

>>55370166
>>55370263
China stimulating their economy to this degree is bearish, it's just adding fuel to the narrative that their economy's entering a long slowdown. I'm not a "CHINA IS GONNA COLLAPSE ANY MINUTE NOW" retard, but it's starting to look undeniable that they're entering their low growth period about a decade before most people were predicting. People put way too many of their eggs in that basket expecting high growth for at least the next several years, so it's going to drag on the global economy for some time until things get more properly diversified away from China.

>>55370616
Their big issue will be demographic problems. They need to do some truly massive social engineering to save it. I'm talking promoting family values and masculinity and crazy shit like any family with 3 or more children becoming exempt from income tax.

>sub ran out of oxygen

this sub psyop is fucking gay, at least it was interesting when people talked about slavs killing each other

>>55370616
I think the "infinite growth" theory of capitalism needs a bit more of a reality check at some point. The planet earth has a finite capability to carry us until we find a way out

>>55370616
>China not stimulating their economy is bearish
>China stimulating their economy is bearish
>US not stimulating their economy is bullish
>US stimulating their economy is bullish
I can't be the only one noticing things can I

>>55370636
naw you're gay as fuck
it works, we'll find a solution. The current problem is we know the solution (post modernism culture of feminism and sexual "liberation" is literally suicide and all mental disorders are at a long term high) but the powers at work refuse to admit their mistake and it's too painful to return us to a more traditional culture that promotes traditional family values

>>55370621
The idea is as China moves from a third world manufacturing economy to a first world money magic economy it untethers from demographic problems. Money magic economy requires no humans, only the conjuring of money is required, people using that money could all be in other countries.

>>55370636
>muh capitalism evil
japan hasn't grown in 40 years and they're doing fine, japs trade forex instead of stocks
have you ever considered that nobody is forcing what you call "capitalism" on people and that its just the natural order of a civilized society

>>55370646
I said it earlier, the chinese market is the only one moving rationally (i.e it goes down) whereas the shit and piss is completely out of this world

Every time I see an AI generated female I get horny

>>55370649
the goal of the republican revolutions against absolute monarchies were never to ''give power to the people'. IT was to remove the legal caste system and base society on commerce and bureaucracy. 250 years alter, it still works.
They did this with feeding the peasants the narrative that the merchants and bureaucrats will care about the peasants, and the peasants should care about t''politics'' and ''society''.
The peasants being turbo retards, they fell for it.
Now the caste system will be re-introduced with the metaverse.
Peasants will spend their lives on their phones, will get digitized UBi and will spend it on weed and e-whores.

>>55370649
>traditional culture that promotes traditional family values
That's jsut men pushing the narrative that they are the stronger sex, when in reality they spend their life on women, catering to them and their kids kek.
Being a beta cuck is the fate of 99% of men in both the ''traditional society'' and in democracy. This hasnt changed.
What changed in democracy is that now women are vocal about being whores and loving to be whores and men are just disposable dildos and wallets.

>>55370662
I don't say it's evil, I say it's not tuned to the reality.
Can you imagine the S&P being the nikkei for the last 40 years with absolutely no gains? The US wouldn't be where they are today. It's not thinkable for US mindset to have a no growth index

what did they mean by this?

>>55370665
>>55370646
>>55370616
The simple answer is that China's yield curve isn't inverted as fuck so lowering rates a bit while the rest of the world is shitting itself is exactly what the system was designed for. Maybe when Europe is done imploding and the war is over they can raise them again.
>>55370673
>That's jsut men pushing the narrative that they are the stronger sex, when in reality they spend their life on women, catering to them and their kids kek.
>Being a beta cuck is the fate of 99% of men in both the ''traditional society'' and in democracy. This hasnt changed.
>men are just disposable dildos and wallets
this is 100% the problem and my brother in christ you are exhibit A

>>55370681
>my brother
you mean sister it’s a tranny

You retards still acting like yield curve matters when we have shitload of new money being injected into system out of nowhere with bank term funding program, gov debt limit raise etc etc

>>55370681
>>this is 100% the problem and my brother in christ you are exhibit A
The point is that beta cucks like you completely fail to understand that centering your life on vaginas and their kids both happens in democracy and in ''traditional society''.
It s a shit life for any man... well not for retards like you though since it's the only ting you know: devoting your life to pleasing and providing for pussy.

>>55370685
I know but the last thing I wanted to do was acknowledge its "existence"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99MXtUXzPkY

$10,000 personal loan just hit my checking account!
I paid off a few credit cards.
but a good chunk of this is going towards trading.
nothing major, probably just going to long 1-5 contracts for each move.
looking for base hits in this market, not going for any yolo plays. just good to have some liquidity again.
yes i'm a wagie. yes i'm "poor".
$10k may not be a lot to you, but it's enough to get me back into options trading again.
oh yeah, and it's 16% interest vs ~30% I was carrying on credit cards.
credit score = 750

>>55370698
>The point is that beta cucks like you completely fail to understand that centering your life on vaginas and their kids both happens in democracy and in ''traditional society''.
>It s a shit life for any man... well not for retards like you though since it's the only ting you know: devoting your life to pleasing and providing for pussy.
dude when I said "traditional values" i meant raising a family
you need to lay off the fucking hormones and puberty blockers

you know families? the thing you clearly never had and will never have? the thing that creates population and prevents a demographic crisis and so economic collapse?

society will heal when the mentally ill like you are finally gone since no one will ever call you "mom"

I'm smart therefore I buy BOIL

>>55370678
seems to be some kind of self masturbatory mean reversion article.

>>55370708
>dude when I said "traditional values" i meant raising a family
raising families just mean the beta cuck wageslaving and letting the vagina doing the easiest job: staying at home raising kids.
Thinking this is the pinnacle of men is pure delusion for low IQs like you.

i’m all in tesla

>>55370730
>pe ratio 190
good luck

>>55370730
its retarded to hold nasdaq when powell speaks

*visualises green candles*
Today I will make money
Today I will make money
Today I will make money

>>55370713
i solded my little bit of fractional then boughted the shares needed to make my holdings divisible by 20 in the pres this morning in preparation for the 20:1 reverse split tomorrow morning. it just now rocketed back up from the dip i bought these few new shares from.

Why arent we going up everyday? I want 100 green days in a row

>>55370793
green candles on TSLA puts? ;)

Titantic - 2
Rich People - 0

>>55369640
My money is on Zuck, I bet he got hella bullied in school and has some rage to work out.

>buy leveraged tech ETF when its RSI on both daily and weekly is above 70
>suprised when the position is underwater the next day and keeps dipping
Why do some anons do this?

>>55370394
Kek

>>55370863
Future tours will be able to do 2 wrecks for 1 trip packages

>>55370215
The microchip industry will collapse before oil production and AI won't last 10 years from now. Take that advice with a grain of salt and DYOR.

>>55370101
> How can she short?!?!?!
I heard that nigga is now a famous actor in bollywood.. can any streetshitter confirm?

>>55370864
Have you seen Musk pre-surgeries? You think he didn't get his shit kicked in by Africans in Africa

>Turks

>>55370864
Depends on the sport. If it's the simulacrum of sodomy that Zuck has been practicing then he has a chance, but if it's more like punching each other in the head he might not fare so well. Musk is 6 inches taller and heavier after all.

>>55370882
Come on, the son of a landowner in South Africa vs. a little Jewish kid in a New York public school?
I'm not saying Musk wasn't bullied at all, just considerably less.

I didn't short Tesla at 275. -5,5% in a day, another -3,5% premarket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaJROxEmTY8
captcha: tossya

>>55369473
>market held artificially high on constant news
>no news
>everyone suddenly remembers yield curves have been inverted for over 6mo

>>55370102
Based Gypsy anon

>>55371009
Tate knows fighting. Watch the video with him and Mike Thurston, gives a lesson in the last 20 mins, the man knows how to communicate the fight arts

>>55371009
>make ur fight about me
No wonder he gained such a large and retarded following

>>55370362
RYCEY

I can't imagine AMZN not dying, it's so badly run and scammy. Surely it can only decline from here. https://archive.is/kzx7c

>futes

>>55371058
It's bound to be split at some point.

I'd say AWS is the most likely spun off bit.

>>55371065
It would make sense, but that's the only good part of AMZN.

>>55371058
AMZN now sells more cosmetics than any other retailer in the world

brappy gas to 5$ possible this year?

Or will the jews once again suppress the price

>>55371077
Yeah and Kwik trip sells a shit load if bananas for a gas station its called a loss leader and at least kwik trip wont let you return a half eaten banana

>>55371058
>>55371065
>>55371074
>>55371077
The retail side of the business is basically valued at zero, all the valuation comes from AWS. Amazon Prime is what keeps the retail side interesting because products like Prime Video basically exist for the consumer’s benefit and investment’s into things like Thursday Night Football are basically a smokescreen to protect them from anti-Trust action.

>>55371058
I sold all my amzn yesterday. Would buy again if it goes below 90. Will buy Googl today

>spending 200k on a submersible that was shittily made using a shitty gamepad

if that wasn't a top signal I dont know what is

>>55371091
AMZN doesnt lose 10% of its revenue to theft

I'm down 3% YTD over the last week and a half

>>55371132
>people dont steal amazon packages
10%? Is it really that low for retail?

>>55370193
if it's leveraged then it's going to decay with volatility regardless of how "safe" the underlying itself is considered.

>tfw become a billionaire just to die covered in pajeet shit
There's no point is there bros

>>55371125
I kind of want to short it but it's pretty timing-sensitive.

>Premarkets

>>55369487
if I sell it for more than I paid for it, then why do I give a fuck?
I get 50%+ returns off of that shit.

>BoE signaling that we are going to get hit with a 75 bp hike to end the year
Ouch!

>>55369907
short term SM will care more about dollar strength/weakness. follow the dollar and the SM is easy to trade

>>55371154
When you name your business _WHATEVER_ Gate you are just asking for trouble.

>>55371154
How do they not know where it is? I bet they know exactly where the fucking thing is, but they've got no fucking clue how to recover it without risking the lives of people who weren't being fucking retards.

Today I decided I will ride the downtrend and I will short unity, tsla, dna, and pltr
This means they will suddenly go +10% and heem my ass because that's how the world works
You have been advised

>I should have bought QQQ months ago edition

amen to that. If I want to buy a house in 2 to 3 years, should I be shoving my extra money into a high interest saving account, or into an ETF? I would think the former, since it's guarenteed

I'm convinced this retard is just bearish on amazon because he's one of those autistic incels that watches twitch and simultaneously hates it

BUDDY, LOOK AT THE YIELDS COMPUTER
BOE HIKE 50BPS, INITIAL REACTION CRUSH US YIELDS; SURGER HIGHER TO NEW DAILY HIGH
EXTREMELY CLOSE TO 3 MONTH HIGH
APPROACHING 6 MONTH HIGH
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE 2 YEAR YIELD COMPUTER
BUDDY, REMEMBER, THE BOND MARKET NEVER LIES
BUDDY, REMEMBER, THE BOND MARKET IS TELLING YOU TO GTFO
BUDDY, REMEMBER THAT MORE BANKS WILL GO BOOM BOOM BOOM WHEN 2YR HITS 5% AGAIN

ice packs

Bear trap or bulltrap today?

Today the market will open, and we'll either see a rally to the upside, enjoying the rather pessimistic premarkets, or we could see this pessimism contaminate the market and signal the start of a significant downtrend as the investors lose confidence.
Stay tuned for more information.

Mark Meldrum turned bullish on the stock market in a video last week saying that this ai shit reminded him of the dot com bubble and it could keep going for months. I will laugh so hard if that fucking boomer accidentally called the top.

>>55371155
I think it can stay at 120 a little longer, even go to 130. I wouldn't short it desu, but didn't want to stay with it either. It has been going up and down between 80 and 120 for a while now

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

SOXL you piece of shit go up

going back to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55371196
Yes indeed Apu it seems the prices are now precisely where the premarket predicted, although volatility is expected in these early market hours.

>>55371253
Deep South or English Countryside?

Was that the bottom just now?!

>>55371229

Damn bros it's fuckin over.

>>55371265
433.5 is fomc low, but it could break

I tried to warn you

Yeah, im thinking VIX to 50

>He bought MGM

>>55371269
>another red crab day
thanks joe very fun

I bought more Boeing. Witness me.

>>55371311
How many puts did Joe Biden force the major banks to give him for free in order to continue operations?

tesla is going green isn't it

up or down

England and Turkey both increased their rates like 5 full points over night at the sametime Odd.

Based Nascock will be green

Hope you guys realize the market is gonna dump hard when student loan payment resume

>>55371327
Huge green bar on Apple deems it so.

>>55371328
But what if this is the front ran dump for it?

>>55371316
$205/share for a company that can't turn a profit. I bought at $100 and sold it at $160, no regrets.

>>55371321
his handlers are shorting NVDA before the AI vaporwave bubble bursts

>I shorted AMZN before the Big Green Candle
good thing that's only 40 shares lmao

Sorry!

>>55371348
is AI a bigger bubble than crypshit and weed stocks?

>>55371344
I didn't say it was a good idea.

whats this pattern called?

I went long

You guys should all get some SPY puts like I did while they're still cheap. You can thank me later, i'ma go play Mahjong Soul.

>>55371328
People who haven't been paying back their student loans aren't investing, they're just buying more Starbucks and avocado toasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unCya_-8ECs
healing this market.

>>55371361
Damn! You sir are a shit poster of the highest order. I salute you!

>>55371373
It's going to affect the economy which will affect the stock market anon...

>>55371373
Hey... I'm going to go to SBUX later

>>55371373
My warehouse manager has $20k in his safe at home. And hasn't been paying his.

>>55371373
I thought those faggots were getting all of their loans canceled haven't really followed it though desu?

Threw 500 on these calls fuck it

>>55366486
>Anybody have thoughts on mkl markel for a long term hold?

Numbers look solid, but I wouldn't expect fancy results during the next years.
It can be an addition to a defensive portfolio. A slow grower.
Good look fellow anon.

Weird market

NOOOOOOOOO WTF WHY QQQ GO UP?

>>55371164
So long as the currency holds its value, wonder if the UK banks will get a flood of overseas investors doing simple cash savings

What the FUCK do I even buy today ?

>>55371350
>I short at open at 125.30
>128 now
lmao of course...

>>55371430
Whatever's on sale.

>was going to buy OCDO
>decided not to and bought BP instead

I should not be given money to invest...

>>55371387
Going to affect the economy for the better in the long term. They won't have that extra disposable income every month to just spend spend spend.
>>55371397
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't pay either if I were in that situation. Would've invested the money though in something safe.
>>55371398
I haven't really kept up with it since I don't have any student loans but so far it's looking like one of those empty promises, like when Trump was going to "fix healthcare"

Damn I should have slurped at open

>>55371456
>Going to affect the economy for the better in the long term. They won't have that extra disposable income every month to just spend spend spend.
I agree, just that it will be a near-term issue for markets imo.

>>55371439
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED BOBO

>>55371456
Imagine the Christmas numbers.

Thoughts?

Yup, looks like it's a straight up line to up to a comfy close at +1%

>>55371463
When do they resume anyway? August?
>>55371477
Gonna be a bloody holiday season, most likely

>>55371487
Kino sales if you want some big purchases though.

>>55371430
I bought BASFY and RYCEY today, ON and SKYT yesterday (in an account purely for playing around).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY SQQQ IT'S OVER!!

>>55371373
>implying them having to cut back on the sbux and avat won't cause an earnings implosion

>>55371487
Interest in September, payments in October.

is swing trading penny stocks based or cringe

>set sell order for tsla at 250, comfortably below resistance levels to ride downtrend to 230
>blitz-dumps and order is filled seconds after market opens
>then pumps and won't go below 255
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>55371473
I doubled down

>>55370169
ngmi

>It's fucking green.
Mother Fucker

>>55371509
If you know what you're doing it's based. Taking money from retards is always based.

>>55371360
I don't know enough about how markets react to information that's hard for normies to understand. It's a big enough bubble that every major tech company is going to have executives profit off selling before THE BIG REVEAL that AI as in machine learning isn't a universal solution to literally every problem and that it makes so many mistakes using it for any important task is asking for trouble. Only tech enthusiasts understand that the word AI only means machine learning or neural network and from that population only full blown programmers understand that the potential applications of both ideas aren't infinite. Tesla going "we're gonna add AI to full self driving" when they were already using neural net for image processing (a pretty common use of the technology) is hilarious. Just using the term 'AI' as stand in for 'cool and hip' because 'machine learning image processing' doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well.

>>55371518
haha hahahahaha hahahHAhaHAhahaHAHAHAhaaAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Buddy. Look at the yields. New three month period 2yr yield high. Don't say no one warned you. It has been completely transparent.

>>55371518
This is why I love the market. Everyone has their ideas of everything and it's just a shitfest of LET'S FUCKIN GO. Bless everyone who disagrees with me.

AHHHHHHH I SOLD MY SQQQ NOW IT'S GOING UP.

>>55369631
>volume
>moving average on volume (30 day)
>moving average on price 50
>moving average on price 200
you're welcome

>Turkey’s central bank raises interest rates by 6.5% to 15%
>Bank of England raises interest rates by 0.5% to 5%

>>55371550
My second position is green. And just like that AMZN will never be above $128 ever again

I just bought some Tranny Lite (BUD) stock ama

4 months in, my portfolio is experiencing solid growth...

>planning on a 20 year investment to allow an early retirement
>no idea if my choice of shares and funds are fucking stupid or not.

>>55371581
uh... nevermind...

I can't stop laughing at bobo

So let me see if I got this right.
Simple indicators, things like crossing the RSI, work better on small-cap stocks than larger-cap stocks, and are utterly useless on indices. So if you try to swing (T)QQQ based on RSI/SMA action you'll be heemed, but it might have a positive rate of return if you use it to time reversals on the price action for individual mid-caps or something. Is that more or less correct? I've been playing with RSI a bit and the only time it's worked even a little is when timing purchases on mid-caps that have suffered a big dip.
>>55371509
I have a hard time finding good penny stock plays. I've tried the following strategies.
>Buy after a major pump starts, sell before it crashes
This feels bad because, obviously, I don't know when to sell. If there's anticipation of a big reveal, then of course you can get out the day before i.e. sell the news, but these golden opportunities are scarcer than I thought. Also, you have to trawl stocktwits to find the retard legions who comprise these schemes and I feel stupider just being near them.
>Buy months-out puts on optionable penny stocks that have already pumped
This felt better at first, because it removes timing. Most penny stock pumps won't last, so most puts should make money when the huge price pump disappears. I didn't realize that optionable doesn't mean it's liquid. The volumes on the option chains for these pieces of shit is soooo low that it doesn't really work anymore.
Someday I still plan to find a working strat for penny stocks. I might not be smarter than Wall Street but I'm DEFINITELY smarter than people who use rocket emojis.

>>55371593
Ah, I love small portfolios, easy to make number go up!

>>55371579
this shows how much of a pussy BoE is compared to chad's Turkey. At least they have the balls to fight for stability

>>55371373
>have avocado tree in my back yard (and some other fruit and nut trees).
>Zoomers constantly sneaking over my fence to grab my stuff
>I just hope they stab their hands when trying to peel the avocado.

Bobo you're not appreciated is all
I know, i know
It's just
AHAHAHAHA

>>55371614
huh no. EMAs and stoch rsi are awesome on the indices and 15min timeframe and a shorter one like 3 or 1min
https://youtu.be/ASM1sX1P8cA
https://youtu.be/EfA4o5EnvuY

>>55371581
>>55371602
In the time it took for me to take this screenshot, you were wrong. Truly impressive boboanon. Anyways looks like its breaking out of consolidation. 130s soon.

>>55371593
Post holdings

>>55371328
how significant is that impact going to be though? is that discretionary income that these people had thats going away enough to fuck up the economy? what if these people try to find better jobs because they don't want a downgrade in lifestyle?

>>55371504
Good thing I don't hold any SBUX or avocado in that case

>>55371583
I sold it yesterday with a like 5% gain actually. Hope it works out for ya champ.

I've never felt like a better investor.

>>55371657
I-it was a long term investment anyway ha ha...

$TSLA needs to keep rallying if we're going to have a golden cross. first time we've seen this chart pattern all year. let's see if this breakout is real or if we're already too overbought

>>55371690
I've never felt like a dumber investor. I sold half of my AMZN position yesterday in the red, after holding for like 2 years.

>>55371659

please stop buying NVDA

what do 21-30 year olds even buy that would drop when student loans resume?
All they do is go to work and sit on social media all day, and watch netflix while ordering doordash, they can do all that stuff while paying debts

>>55371723
Buttplugs? Electric scooters? Avocados?

>>55371667
>NOOOOOOO THE JOB WHICH I VOLUNTARILY CHOSE AND CONTINUE TO SHOW UP TO ON A DAILY BASIS REQUIRED ME TO FULFIL THE BASIC TASKS FOR WHICH I AM PAID TO PERFORM I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

LOGI shorts haven't covered

>>55371723
im a boglehead despite being a millennial so its less VT for me
maybe steak less often

but remember that women make up 80% of all consumer spending and they also have the most loans

>>55371699
At least you're a good sport about it. Cheers anon.

what happened to the astrology anon that predicted several market movements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-6fW66IUY4

>>55371737
>shorting niggers over a billionaire
do hedge funds really?

>>55371737
This is further proof memes are too powerful.

>>55371753
He probably got rich as fuck and went to see the Titanic.

>>55371753
you mean Kpop anon? he was the one using astro. He hasn't been here for a while now

>>55371710
Damn anon, that is pretty fucking stupid. Never let the fear win. I have been investing for 2 years into SPY and I feel vindicated rn. I consider any money invested a loss until i start making profit, personally.

>>55371677
The analysts are starting to shill it now
>This Bud's for investors. Buy the stock even if Bud Light sales never recover, says analyst.
>It's Time to Buy Anheuser-Busch, Says Analyst. Bud Light Headwinds Will Fade. -- Barrons.com

Huh

>>55371402
>>55371816

>>55371811
I caught the knife as it fell, I didnt want to try to time it when it rises. I'm happy with my profit :)

>>55371743
So you are saying that the ression will be caused by student loans not being forgiven. I like it. 100% BND by holloween?

Just an FYI, my Walmart index has been working very well and predicting inflation. And things jumped up extraordinarily in the beginning of June. 20% increases on a vast array of items. Be careful with the next CPI report. We have an inflation report coming on Friday as well.

>>55371843
Oh yeah, wasn't saying you should've held. If anything the MSM shilling is probably a top signal.

>>55371857
Based ground level seer.

>>55371743
>women make up 80% of all consumer spending
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MFW ITS TRUE

>>55371874
why do you think all the commercials are the most pozzed shit it's because that's what resonates with wom*n

>>55371844
naw go BNDW
nations like UK have massive inflation and will have to pay you more

>>55371857
where do you check that out?

>>55371874
>He didn't know

>>55371857
What is a "Walmart Index" anon? Just WMT? Perhaps some clarification is needed.

>>55371874
>>55371899
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbescontentmarketing/2019/05/13/20-facts-and-figures-to-know-when-marketing-to-women/?sh=377f038f1297
women spend like there is no tomorrow and men save twice as much

its very common for women to not plan for retirement at all

>>55371943
>94% of women between the ages of 15-35 spend over an hour per day shopping online.
>AN HOUR PER DAY SHOPPING
>70% of travel consumers are women.
>85% of women say that if they like a brand, they will remain loyal to it.
you know understand why apple is rolling in it

>>55371816

You take profit? You're down now.

>>55371959
modern society was a massive mistake

GO UP OR GO DOWN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND STOP GETTING ME STOPPED THEN BACKING DOWN AAAAAAAAA

>>55371959
G_d bless women. We should be nice to women, they're the only thing on Earth that makes more men.

>>55371978
>Bonjour

>>55371912
>>55371939
I just audit the prices and keep track of them like an autistic. My own personal project. But it's been 100% accurate in predicting inflation reports. Inflation comes in waves, and it even goes down in waves while going up from time to time. I think the Fed is fully aware of this, and knows The next core inflation is not going to look very good. That's why they said there would be two more increases when there was no indication at the time that was going to be needed.

All I need is 1% a day and I’ll be rich in a year. How hard can that be?

>>55371992
That makes sense. Thanks anon.

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>>55371959
>>55371943
>>55371929
>>55371899
Ive been wasting my time with finance, real estate, and other shitty business ideas. Now i know where the money is at. good bye /smg/, im going to open a clothes/makeup brand. wish you all the best

>>55371992
Sounds based, you should publish reports in jpg form (even an Excel graph would do desu).

Why did new general get deleted?

>>55372005
rofl

>>55372083
because janny is a worthless NEET dependent on government gibs and thus supports all left wing causes like being gay

>>55372083
faggot janny

janny deleted the new SMG. Life is suffering.

>>55372083
>Official anti-pride month /smg/ thread
Just guessing

>janny is a tranny now
Its unironically over

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>55372107
I love that fat ass is in there as if its equivalent to a homophobic slur lmao

>>55372054
Why do you think France's index is holding up so well? The main driver is quite literally a make up company. Every single woman in civilized society uses make-up which usually consists of at least 5 products, each of which need to replenished quite often. Plus, you need night creams, eye creams, make-up removers, moisturizers, hair products, nail products, lips products, various different peeling acids/exfoliation agents, and subsequent skin improvement agents that need to fix the mess you have produced by applying so much make-up.
Anyone with an IQ of higher than 50 has realized a long time ago that this business is a GOLD MINE because both men and women place the highest importance on appearance. And women know men are stupid enough to be fooled by make-up.
Yeah, this business will never ever not be profitable

>>55372107
>4 20 88

>>55372135
Those fucking white supremacists are everywhere, I swear

These fucking janitors, they should cut their pay.

oh no some pajeet shill thread got knocked off the catalog!!!!!

lost 3 months of gains in 3 days

whats the best way for a soldier of the tism to make money? onlyfans?

>>55372112

uh, I am genuinely confused as to why the new threads are getting deleted

>>55371967

No

every general should be anti tranny themed now, just to spite janny

>>55372131
i knew it was good just didnt know it was that good. Im seriously gonna look into it (or at least target women) its casting a wide net on the consumer base but i think its easier to enter if youre in the right industry to begin with. kinda like picking stocks, easier if you pick one from a strong industry given the business cycle conditions rather than some laggard.

im just waiting on the new general

>>55372176
>>55372176
>>55372176
>>55372176
4U

>>55372156
moderation on this general (not the board, but *just* this general) is the most stringent in the whole site.
I say this as someone who has been lurking for 10 years and have spent considerable time in dozens of boards.

>>55372179
Sorry we're not on page 10 yet
That's a ding dong bannu
End of rine

>>55372208
thats not a rule around here faggot, how new are you?

Told you we'd go for a comfy +1%

>>55371581
You could've been me and bought at 94.5 but you didn't.