/biz/ - Business & Finance

The absolute state of the cucked european man. They are rooting for their own genocide, it's so bizarre to me

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>>55362981
It's their natural state.

>>55362290
>>55362292
>>55362383
>hurrrr muh deadhead RIP in piece Jerry!!!1!11!!
>WOW Powell is a hecking BASED deadhead!! xD
>the man ruining the US economy....is just like me!!
Imagine unironically listening to drug fueled CIA-slop, plus Trey Anastasio is 3x the musician muh loveable bearded hippie man was. Sure Phish lyrics are cartoonish but everything about the band outside of that is superior to GD

>Powell needing his handlers permission to speak about his Blackrock/Vanguard masters
WE TOLD YOU WE WEREN'T CRAZY.
THE STOCK MARKET IS PYRAMID PEOPLE.

>>55363040
why do people pretend blackrock and vanguard are anything close to the same thing

>>55363040
Honestly pretty sus. Was that the first time he needed help to answer a question?

>>55363010
someone took too many doses and never came back, he thinks Phish is better than the Dead!

>>55363010
Phish is FUCKING GARBAGE. Nothing but arpeggios and a drummer in a dress. Disgusting.

I generally despise retail traders and here's why: They are typically short-sighted, antsy, undisiciplined gamblers just looking for their next hit. They have no respect or understanding of actual financial instruments and economic metrics, let alone any real knowledge of the strategic and tactical profession of a legitimate trader. No, retail traders tend to simply chase their next high. They see something pop off and think "To the moon!" and not "This is acting unexpectedly to the fundamentals in play, but I can still take advantage of this movement -- I must now hedge accordingly and monitor this security closely."

Boring? That's the way it should be. That's the way it always has been, that this is a gentleman's sport of skill and not merely a dance of chance. Ask these men, if they can be called that, for they behave no better than giddy childten racing snails: What does one do when they are in a profit? Why to them they continue holding! Holding until... it goes back down. No trading sense, no investor sense, this what we call nonsense. When you see one of these cretins boasting, ask them what principal were they working with, how many lots, what cost basis did they start with? What time horizon, what level of risk tolerance, what strategy? They return with a blank stare and a dumbfounded smile as if to proclaim silently "What are those? I'm just here to make money and want to talk about the next hot stock." Thankfully I can always be on the other side of their trades.

Letters from the Trading Desk

>>55363010
Wrong

I will be buying NTDOY as soon as it drops below 8.00

I’ve got a fwb coming over tonight boys
Gonna lift soon and eating big after
Gonna be a good day

>>55363050
Shut up and lick my balls you nasty slut

Thanks for boycotting BUD, chuds. I bought when it dipped and sold today for a nice and easy, humble profit. Gonna buy some Corona (it's better than Bud Light but owned by the same company ;))

>>55363111
Make sure she licks your meaty balls, financially speaking

>>55363101
I recommend buying the Japanese ticker, 7974.T
Avoids ADR fees and other bullshit.

The great flippening is here. Stocks will be sold off as their long term value goes to zero. All of that wealth will go instead to Bitcoin. You Boomers WILL buy our bags at a loss.

>>55363137
>>55363101
Gonna buy this and EI4.FWB2 (aka Squeenix)

The Fed will find some excuse to stop raising rates.

>>55363149
take your meds bro.

what do we think of WBD?

>>55363155
Probably because of pressure from politicians because their donors are losing money.

>>55363129
I don't drink trans lite because it sucks dick as a beer.

>>55363010
Both phish and the grateful dead are fucking trash. People with patrician taste in music listen exclusively to v-tuber songs

>vix red
>market red
does anything in this clown market make any sense anymore?

>>55363182
market will close green

>>55363154
>>55363137
Good idea, but I don't have an IB account or access to something with international tickers. I'm limited to TD and Questrade at the moment. I saw they have a 4% divvy which is nice and as far as "toy" companies go, I'm more confident in Nintendo than say, Hasbro or Mattel. Pokemon could very well become a stronger cultural force than Mickey, if it hasn't already. It's certainly more popular anyways.
Either way it wouldn't be a major holding, I'd probably park $500-$1000 into it and just forget about it

>>55362640
post body

>>55363163
anyone involved in streaming just likes to burn money, streaming is the siren song of retardation for a company

bought nvidia puts at the bottom. very cool

>>55363216
I could absolutely mog your bussy lanklet.

>>55363216
Profoundly disgusting.

>>55363216
nice transition.

This hearing is almost over. I got chuubas to watch while my verticals are baking in the oven.

Was this guy actually, factually raped?

>>55363201
In that case just take the ADR. You actually can't buy the Japanese ticker with less than 3-4k anyway, since they trade in minimum lots of 100 shares.

So the titanic submersible will run out of oxygen Thursday at 8am. Place your bets rather they get rescued or not. I don't think they'll make it personally.

>>55363201
What's preventing you from opening an IBKR account?

>>55363305
rolling for them to recover it 24 hours late only one remains alive because he killed the others to conserve life support.

>>55363276
Do you guys think the market's going to pump or dump once Jerome stops flapping his lips?

>>55363338
statistically doesn't it dump after he talks and pump on reports?

FUCK YOU AMD FUCK YOU LISA SU FUCKING WOMAN TRASH CEO

>>55363292
He's German, he gave it up willingly.

>>55363305
will you be saved anon?

why is AMD-ack dumping?

>>55363381
BOIL

>>55363305
I still can't believe they used the meme /v/ Logitech controller.

>>55363338
I think we will hold over $435. Too many put holders there.

>>55363292
It's buyers remorse, like Rocker said.
>>55363391
>another BOIL king
*extends hand for handshake* This thing is only getting started.

>>55363383
It's only dumping to its level a month ago.

>>55363381
Who is 4-5? She’s a pure goddess.

my amd puts expired worthless last week

>>55363381
gibs Hannah plz

>>55363381
Rolling for that retarded quadroon
Shes so perfect it hurts

maybe a decent opportunity

>>55363381
Rolling for waifu. Hopefully I don't get Hannah hayes. I want a girlfriend I don't want to be a special needs caretaker

>final question is some bleating Democrat obsession with diversity quotas
God I fucking hate these anti-white racists so god damn much.

>>55363431
Shes a mentally challenged porn star whos been raped into schizophrenia
Pic unrelated

>>55363381
GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINAGOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA GOBLINA

>>55363383
women asian CEO, stood no chance

Today's sell off might be the fakest and gayest in 2023

>>55363168
That's nice, I dont drink it either for the same reason. Doesn't stop me from making money by swinging the stock, sweaty.

I sold my NVDA.

>>55363553
bazowany

>>55363553
what did you buy at?

>>55363381
how many of these whores are ded?

Reminder that the path to making money is to simply avoid investing in companies that are led by out of shape salesmen masquerading as leaders.

>tfw banned from StockTwits

Wtf they have mods?

>>55363522
only the beginning

>>55363553
What kinda NVIDIA card are you gonna buy?

>>55363606
90% of social media platforms are run by commie leftie scum

>tfw my 10k worth of amd 115 puts expired worthless last week
>if I just bought a bit further out I'd be rich right now
Oh well, you got me again juden

>>55363617
those charts look pretty hecking similar wtf

>>55363587
Okay I lied.
I sold AMD at an 18% gain. And I will buy it again when the P/E becomes reasonable again.

>>55363625
>Just play both directions bro!

>>55363635
you bloody bastard benchod!

>>55363617
>SPY 120
Muh dik

>>55363625
Imagine if you'd sold those puts instead. You'd be 10k wealthier.

cigna or sigma?

>>55363361
>not thanking her for the dip to buy

>>55363381
Rolling

I don't want to go work out today boys I just want to smoke some weed, order some shit chink food, and play Trepang2 what do?

>>55362936
kek gayrabs

>>55363689
Don't be a pussy, faggot.

Oil bros they can only keep us down for so long. They can run but they can't hide

>>55363718
I'm old enough to remember the oiltards saying $100 was the new floor due to muh Russia

>>55363689
Than make an executive decision and do it. Neither decision is wrong be being an undecided faggot is unacceptable

>>55363689
literally me yesterday, big regret

>>55362936
>neckbeard
>sex slave
lmao

Blow off top
>>55363305
Seems to me the hull probably gave up the ghost and passengers are now goo. They were not doing scans to check integrity, the window was only rated to 1200m and, after multiple trips, may have finally failed. This is the less interesting outcome though. Most tragic would be the emergency ballast drop worked, they surfaced but, because they lost power, they couldn't communicate position and ran out of oxygen while crews were trying to find them.

>Want to sell everything and hide in cash
>Dont want to miss out on gainz
>Want to hold everything
>Dont want to get Bobo'd
Tell me the future, Olmec. Evens stocks go up, Odds stocks go down.

>>55363734
It'll be back above $100 in 2024.

>>55363779
just bee yurself m9

>>55363779
Don't hide; just buy.

>>55363762
It's the same thing as /pol/chuds thinking they would be able to hang with the SS. The Nazis would take one look at them and probably bust out laughing.

>>55363792
Nice frog! :olmec:

>>55363768
holy shit that last scenario would be funny. any data on where it would eventually beach if it was floating?

>>55363305
>Reuters recently released a photo of the vessel's hydraulic system.

I'm just gonna baghold through all this.

>>55363305
Even if everything goes right for them and they surfaced they'll be dead before 8am. Contained space and no proper toilet means they are gonna puke their guts out from the smell then breathe heavily til it all runs out.

>>55363779
Tech is probably topped out here. Foreign markets still have legs.

>>55363305
I think they're going to get them out safely. The search has already covered all the places they aren't so it shouldn't be too much longer before they're rescued.

>>55363768
I honestly can't think of a worse way to die. Being at the bottom of the ocean in pitch black hearing the sub creak and bend. You hope to God you just run out of oxygen, pass out, and die, but all the sudden the structural integrity of the sub gives out and your crushed to death by the ocean. Anyone who takes a recreational craft to the bottom of the ocean are fucking retards.

>>55363265
thanks
>>55363254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3OWJ53rHE
>>55363249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b4-Mtg_BvI

You would think the logitech stock would dump even more but after that initial dump it made a few days ago but it looks like it's holding these levels. I wonder if I should buy this dip.

>>55363885
Is Mad Catz public?

>get email from my own company regarding a newsletter about DEI
>goes straight to my junk folder
KEK

>>55363848
Fucking kek! I actually own those donkey konga bongos.

>>55363381
your id is FuckQ

>>55363867
Yeah I'm sizing down my tech positions

>>55363381
roll

Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it's too much.

>>55363919
FAQ

>>55363873
You can't? Go read up on the Francis Spraight getting shipwrecked in the Atlantic while carrying Canadian Lumber to Ireland in the 1800's. They lost most of their food and water to the wreck and after sixteen days they made the cabin boys draw straws to feed the crew. First they tried to bleed him from his wrists so he could pass peacefully but the frostbite stopped that from working so after a few attempts they decided to just go at his neck with a large knife which again took multiple attempts thanks to the cooks starvation and frostbitten limbs. They then repeated the act on two more crewmen over the next few days (another cabin boy and then a man who committed suicide). They got rescued shortly after and used the limbs of the dead to wave down the other boat.

What is the worst performing stock still in smg's portfolio? For me it's intcel.

Could we keep the faggotry in the threads today to a minimum? Thanks

>>55363381
roll

>>55364011
Yeah but people in the 1800s were retarded. It's 2023. There should have been more safeguards in place so they didn't end up trapped on the bottom of the ocean. For fucks sake using a 20 year old Logitech meme controlled shows how little they cared.

>>55364014
10 worst in mine, bottom to "top"
INTC
UONE
PLTR
ENPH
JD
SEDG
CRWD
AMD

>>55364030
It's pride month, faggotry is supposed to be at all time highs.

>>55364049
Nah even modern day deaths by extended exposure to cold are complete nightmare fuel because you are just as trapped as the guys in the sub (can't expend calories or leave the site of whatever stranded you there since that's a landmark for others to find). Can't remember all the specifics but there was one story about a guy getting stuck on the Ice after his prop plane crashed and he luckily survived but had to scare off a polar bear with his flare gun multiple times as it waited for him to sleep.

>>55364014
best to worst
>OC
>MKFG
>JNJ
>NGG
>CP
>BTI
>HBI

10X NATGAS CFDS UNTIL 4.5
10X NATGAS CFDS UNTIL 4.5
10X NATGAS CFDS UNTIL 4.5
10X NATGAS CFDS UNTIL 4.5
10X NATGAS CFDS UNTIL 4.5

>>55363381
Rollll

>>55364106
One of my science teachers in high school said freezing to death is one of the better ways to die because you essentially just fall asleep

>>55364014
SENS and GEVO for me
>>55364094
Right, I forgot

V-shaped recovery every day huh? this is the new normal...

>>55364152
0tde optionfags need the rope

>>55363838
Did you know the Olmec had 0 in their number system. Pretty neat.

>>55364128
Your teacher was a moron, there's a peaceful stage near the end but before then its days or hours of extreme pain as your body tries to deal with your fingers and toes freezing and if you are able to keep yourself from dying you'll get to watch your body parts fall off and get to deal with the extreme pain if you manage to warmp up that area again before dying. The only "peaceful" freezing death is freezing water and that's just because the painful stage gets replaced with the hypothermic sleep stage so quickly.

>>55364152
>he underestimated the power of one man with end stage dementia

I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW YOU RIDER

Im so fucking bored of politics and your opinions on it PLEASE FUCK OFF UNLESS ITS RELATED TO FISCAL OR MONETARY POLICY GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU NO I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT A SUBMARINE OR SOME RICH FAGS TAXES OR FAGWATER LITE
YOU ARE THE REASON THIS GENERAL HAS BEEN CIRCLING THE DRAIN FOR THE LAST YEAR

>>55364058
10 BEST, top down
BOIL
XOM
TSN
TDW
PANL
RIOT
COP
UNH
PBR
LDOS

>>55364177
Yeah probably, high school teachers aren't exactly the smartest. The best way to avoid situations like that is to not take stupid risks. Every time I hear about a rock climber dying or a parachute not opening I just shake my head in disgust. Why take a risk like that for "muh heckin adrenaline rush!!". I can get the exact same high watching my beautiful wife stream without any of the risk.

QQQ (-1%)
TQQQ (-3.45%)
SQQQ +1.9%
What does this mean?

>>55363305
what if they took a couple lives to buy themselves a few more hours of oxygen

>>55364222
it means you should stop trading leveraged etfs and start doing CFDs

>>55364201
Hahahahahahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>55364219
This post screams cringe fking disgusting ugly gay ass weaboo hentai fucker

>>55364222
You see, TQQQ is triple-leveraged, meaning it will more or less triple the performance of QQQ every day, be that good or bad. SQQQ is an inverse ETF, which should provide opposite performance to QQQ. Hope this explains.

>>55364235
Leveraged ETFs are the safest way to retire comfortably

>>55362936
https://archive.is/kSDpo#97%

>>55364250
Listen chud, I'm going to give you an opportunity I don't give most. If your next post is a sincere apology to me, I'll spare your lanklet bussy, but if you refuse, I'm going to split you open like a coconut.

>dead general
It's over

>>55364273
gambling is gambling
dont be a pussy

>>55363111
Tell him we all say hello

>>55363617
absolutely love this

>>55363111
What's his name?

getting steamrolled in the market, trolled in the thread, and even jannies are piling on. enjoy the rest of the day chuds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38OOUDTsqM0

death isn't real
neither is wealth

>>55364294
Gambling is 50/50
USD inflation is 100% odds, LETFs are just a good way to short the dollar's purchasing power

>>55363689
this pussy cant even make a day to day call on whether or not to go to work and thinks he belongs in a investment general

>>55364201
>politics and economics are mutually exclusive

>>55364346
This pussy is bitching about not being happy for someone who is living the dream (eating chink food while high)

>>55362936
Best stocks for american men having their wives getting gang banged by a bunch of blacks?

>>55364342
Death is real. But there is life after death so I guess you're partially right.

>>55363111
are you the top or the bottom?

WOW bitcoin is taking off, golden bull run is finally here.

>>55364377
Just become a bear, its the most cucked thing anyone trading the American markets can possibly do

>>55364365
im high and eating food RN, (not chink tho) might call into work feeling kinda cute

so uhm, did the market blow off top last week?

I dont think there is any more buying pressure left

talk me out of liquidating my portfolio this week before the big guy crashes the market

>>55363381
ROLLING!

>>55364058
What did women smell like back then?

>>55364428
I imagine wood smoke and heavy perfume.

TUMBLR DOGS MY MANY HOLES
WATCH ME CRANK WATCH ME ROLL

>sold boil way too early

>>55364428
probably smelled the same as whores smell like today just less clown makeup and far more hairy snatch

>>55364401
I wish I could call off but that's night how things work when you're the boss. I have an employee going on vacation starting tomorrow too which means I'll have to work this weekend which is just fucking great. I made sure to blackpill him on the way out though. He's a black guy, very nice dude and works hard but he took time off to fly to Atlanta for some African American civil rights event. I broke down the WEF's plans and explained that the time to save the country has long since passed and anything you do now to try and change the world is futile. I actually felt bad doing that after because he still had that sparkle in his eye and hope in his heart. But better he learns now rather than later.

>>55364428
lemon verbena

>>55364458
You didn't have to buck break him, boss man.

>>55364458
did you tell him that his nigglet offspring will be used as cannon fodder in WW3 ?

>>55364428
Go smell an amish girl and that is pretty much it. Hint, its fucking intoxicating

>>55364449
I sold at $3.33 the other day for a modest 5% profit. Still feel ok about it.

>>55364477
how many amish women have you sniffed you sick fuck?

>>55364477
hard pass on that bro.

>>55364177
I've been in freezing cold water, that shits horrible. Just sucks the life right out of you.

>>55364490
Not hard, there is plenty of them that go to my aldi store.

>>55364501
low test

>>55359398
That's what happens when inflation is normalized. We couldn't support trillion dollar market caps in 1900, but we can today. This is because of inflation. After the growing pains of inflation happening, stock prices inflate too. Massive bull run coming. Whether isn't now or not is another question, but it's coming.

>>55364490
This guy complains about walkable cities and is nonwhite
>correct
And
>correct

opinions on MMM?

>>55364469
It's a thankless job big somebody has to do it. People need to know that a future free of enslavement died when the CIA murdered JFK. Any feeling of control any of you have is nothing more than an illusion that's been planned for 1000 steps ahead of you.
>>55364474
kek he doesn't have any kids. I'm actually pretty sure he's gay but I have a don't ask don't tell policy.

>>55364014
I'm down 68.7% on BABA and at this point I'm just not going to ever sell it

you guys selling puts on anything?

i need some boring boomer shit that i can sell puts on.

>>55364548
Can't sell puts with vol this low?

>>55364535
You sound a bit buck broke yourself.

>>55363873
At that depth if the hull goes I think they'll be dead before they can even realize what happened.

>>55364174
Nice

>>55364556
Just realistic. Raping children will be illegal before 2030 and nothing you do can stop it. If you retaliate you'll be locked in prison.
>>55364559
Thank fuck for that

>>55364574
*legal
Excuse me. It was wishful thinking to think the government won't exploit the children.

>>55364574
You can be realistic and not have a downtrodden attitude. In fact, I've told that to my employees before: the most successful people I know recognize that shit sucks, but persist anyway.

>>55363201
If you're really looking for a toy company buy Games Workshop. Too bad Lego isn't public.

Every single fucking time I talk myself out of swinging boil.

>>55364593
Well that's what we do right? I still wake up and go to work everyday despite the fact I know it's all for nothing. A lot of it depends on age I suppose. Zoomers are gleefully ignorant because they didn't grow up in the 80's and 90's and don't realize what an absolute hell on earth scenario we are living in. I still do things to distract myself from it, but trying to convince yourself that things are going to get better rather than way way worse is just irresponsible. I genuinely think sometimes that I died and went to hell. Everything is going to shit and you are gaslit into being told it's ok. Things that are blatantly wrong like trannies are being shoved in your face every second of every day and if you even speak up you'll lose everything. That's just one example, so what the hell am I supposed to be looking forward to?

>>55364360
no youre right this is definitely not shitting up the thread
>>55364535

>>55364531
Seeing colorized and cleaned-up photos from before like 1940 is very surreal to me. Especially this far back - they look like re-enactors in cosplay or something.

>>55363083
Nigger

>>55364593
why do milves have such fuckable assholes?

>>55362936
REITs are getting thrown under the bus. Are they a value trap? What if I hold for 2+ years? Lock in the high dividend now, and own a share of real assets, not speculation on future earnings like AMZN with its high PE.

>>55364641
you're a brainlet that fails to understand why they are related in the first place

>>55364633
>what the hell am I supposed to be looking forward to?
I can't answer that question for you, but I can tell you it's based on what you want; that could be a lot of things.

>>55364648
Another question I can't answer, but I ain't arguing.

>>55364660
no youre just a room temp iq politicsfag

>>55364663
You're embarrassing yourself

>>55364649
REITs are probably going to remain low for the next couple of years yeah, as long as the economy's relatively depressed they will be too. Once things start picking up they'll likely return to their natural value, at least the ones that are solid enough to hold on in the meantime. I have several REITs as a long hold and only a couple of them have ever fully burned me, the absurdly high dividend yields during the panic selling in the early days of Covid have given me a fuckload of play money.

>>55364671
i couldnt care less what you think, youre a terminally online brainlet

Fuck it I'm slurping

>>55364661
That was more of a rhetorical question. My best years are behind me. I'm just happy I got to live in a pre-clown world society. Zoomers are the only ones that can save us now and those broccoli headed faggots are completely worthless so don't bank on it.

>>55364690
Perhaps consider shepherding the zoomers. You might not eat the fruit nor sit in the shade from a tree you plant, but you should still plant it.

>>55364709
I don't have the energy anymore. Hopefully there will be a "Moses" of the zoomer world that will lead them to the light. A lot of responsibility is going to fall in their shoulders.

>>55364201
If you think this is the worst /smg/ ever, then wait until you see the next one

>>55364201
Bro, but the fucking submarine and muh special military opperation, Hunter Biden criminal conviction and pending Taiwan invasion!

Serious question is it a good idea to buy stocks in a company before they release something? I.e. apple before they release a phone, a gaming company before they release a big game, etc
>t. Noob who is retarded with money

>>55364760
at least your moronic takes on taiwan have an economic implication that is the basis of you bringing it up.
i still think youre a faggot though

Jermone Powell has surrendered to crypto, this is a historic moment

>>55364014
PYPL
PATH

bought both of them in the midst of a massive sell off and didn't want to cut losses.

i've been selling call options on them forever now but it will take a millenium to get my money back

>>55364786
>historic

>>55364760
I'm fascinated by the submarine story. It's a bunch of richfags stuck on a playskool vessel. If there wasn't a kid on the ship I'd honestly be laughing my ass off and calling it karma.

>>55364768
It can be, yeah, if it's a "buy the rumor, sell the news" kind of situation and your instinct is correct. If it's something everyone already knows about, then not necessarily. For instance buying AAPL right before they announced the iGoyggles wouldn't have been a great move in the short term.

Right now, right now
Stand my ground and never back down
I know what I believe inside

>>55364014
Not an individual stock, but I'm at -98% on my RSX position.

What's the deal with NVDA shareholder meeting tmr? Bullish?

>>55363182
It makes sense if people would rather set a stop loss and hold cash rather than buy puts add hold the stock. Which is what smart people would do near ath's with an inverted yield.

>jannie buck broken to the pooint of mental insanity banning all he sees
>all because of one schizo who won at life by chance and became obsessed with a blind 9 year old cartoon rabbit and wrote extensive, self insert fanfiction and started drawing because of her


Lol, lmao even

>>55364802
too bad it wasn't elon musk, joe rogan, donald trump, and the tate brothers on the sub.
that would actually make my day.

>>55364802
They're all dead. That shit decompressed and crushed up like a bud light can on Rocker's forehead.

>>55364802
They also have celine deion ‘my heart will go on’ stuck on repeat

>>55364849
>too bad it wasn't elon musk, joe rogan, donald trump, and the tate brothers on the sub.
>that would actually make my day.

>>55364849
Too bad it wasn't you bud :)

>>55364841
Everything about NVDA is bullish.

>>55364877
>that webm
im suddenly pro russia and china

>>55364877
Are the trannies in the room with us right now?

>>55364849
t. hunter biden, known pedophile

Can someone give me a QRD of what Powell said

>>55364906
Yes I just gave one a (you) right this second.

>>55364913
Probably something like

>>55362981
It's a fake article you brown retard

>>55364913
He said crypto is the future

>>55364709
there's no shepherding, they think they know better than those of us who can change our own OIL, grow/hunt/fish our own food, carve perfect titties from wood, hate the antiChrist, and know our gender with perfect certainty.

>>55364986
Did he mention AI?

>>55364986
What does that mean for stocks

>>55364913
He said the only hope for America is to become a white ethnostate, it was somewhat surprising desu

>>55364895
I really wanna gamble on some weeklies but idk

>>55364991
You are part of the reason zoomers are shit, you are indivitualistic scum

>>55365021
Holy based Powell

Are long term bond etfs like BLV a good buy right now before rates start to be cut? When rates start getting cut, the long term bond fund should do pretty well right? And it also has a good yield.

>>55365033
$470 strike is very cheap. Could gamma squeeze that shit and become an instant millionaire.

>>55362936
He needs Sam Hydes face ASAP

are you positioned correctly for the upcoming Taiwan Conflict?

>>55365050
commie city tech troon detected

>>55365053
yes, that's correct. Still underperforms inflation though.

You bought puts, right?

>>55365067

>>55365075
kek

>>55364870
I'd have rather have had a hull breach implosion than have to listen to that on repeat for 96 hours.

>>55365075
Pipe perri poster?

>>55363431
Her "husband" used to post here.

>>55365102
No, because unlike that poster I'm not a glownigger.

>>55365108
I got stuck with belle Delphine. The laziest most unenthusiastic lay ive ever seen.

Welp... I got fucked

>>55365125
I'm not going short until he tells me to

>>55365132
In a good way... right?

feels like a hard environment to trade in. I think we're going higher, but things feel overbought in the short term. with that said it seems like there is so much mania around AI that every dip gets bought. I started trading in 2020 right after the covid recession. Is this what a bull market is like anons? All buying and no pullbacks? We just go higher?

>>55365132
In a good way?

>>55365158
>>55365186
no
Not for like 4 years

TSLA 270 C July 21

>>55365208
Damn bro. Just b yourself.

>>55365153
>falling for the psyop

>>55365128
No, John, you are not the "I will marry Hannah Hays" anon. But I wouldn't mind watching Belle play with herself for me. I just never run into her content.
>>55365178
I invested $2600 today, that had been just chilling on the sidelines.

The nightmare is just beginning. Tomorrow we gap down. Tomorrow they will open the Titan submersible and gaze upon the lone survivor who killed everyone on board to prolong the life support. They will pull him out while Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" plays on repeat. Blood everywhere. Everywhere.

>>55365241
Every once in awhile in between hundreds of BBC and tranny threads on /gif/ you find a belle thread. You can visit an fall asleep to her terrible porn videos.

>>55365271
Neat it's like Event Horizon underwater.

Four more minutes to buy your favorite Schwab ETF.

>>55365271
I think you're right anon.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55365323
>Have to pay credit card bill today
>Gains equal to the balance
Sheeeiiiiittttt

>>55365323

>closed the short too soon
how to stop being a pussy

>>55365323
I made some money today

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

Is this the top? Time to short?

>>55365331
kick ass, blessed

>>55365342
How many times will Jews continue to give bill billions of dollars in margin to lose?

>>55365323

>>55365217
Jewish holiday, a somber non-working one, RIP

>>55365323
I was heemed to the tune of 2.6% of my portfolio
Fortunately I'm poor so that is only $500

>>55365323
>+0.73% (account size $191.12)
>+0.57% (account size $7066.77)
>+0.15% (account size $7887.39)
>-0.41% (account size $738.21)

>>55365323
-1.12%

golden crosses of the day. do what you do, doer.
https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/golden-cross-stocks/

>>55365271
Wouldn't it be ironic if the submarine went off course, hit an iceberg and sunk while going to see the Titanic?

>>55365377
Oops nevermind it's no work on the 27th I think, oh well 3 weeks rip everything lol verification not required

>>55365349
Hell yes. Little bit of cash back too.

>>55365420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9zM9IoXbo

>>55365360
in this moment of need i come to you yet again for i humbly require more margin. arigato ~bill sama

So that was the "golden bull run"?
An inflation fueled bull trap?
Is SPY going back down to 360?

>>55365420
>Titanic was sunk on purpose (covered call)

>>55365432
>taytay
speaking of blessed

>>55363182
Money (BTC) is green, flight to safety.

>>55365464
Yes, and then down to 2250. SPX is following the asset bubble chart to a T

Also, separate from that, imagine being a buy and hold investor and buying in 1996. You'd have to have waited 17 years for the market to break out of the crab

>>55365323
For the second day in a row I was up 30% and ended flat. greed op

Where are all the bears? I sense a lack of exuberance from the bears even though lesser days have been celebrated

>>55365464
My dubs say they got about another two weeks >>55365422

>>55365513
I think they all killed themselves earlier

>>55364094
>you would have never fought back
And we all know you did fight back when they stole your election lmao. Bullets flying everywhere haha

>>55365513
No short signal yet

>>55365075
i got some more amd puts so i can lose more money on top of my failed amd puts last week

>>55365323
>-1.21%

>VIX reached 13.10

Damn, threads are really moving at a snail's pace.

>>55365581
>futures

>>55363182
>>55365576
I had cash reserved for a VIX spike last week that never happened. I wanted to buy SVIX but not it seems stupid.

>>55365576

>>55365585
>but not
but now*

Powell will save us tomorrow bull sisters

Red days are over, I hope everyone bought cheap calls for NVDA shareholder meeting tommorow.

>>55365323
>-0.07%

I want to invest in other planets now.

>>55365490
>17 years of accoomlating
I can only hope

markets closed with a H&S pattern

>>55365622
Fuck Nvidia. Gamers rise up.

>>55365681
why don't they just press the fucking DOUG button and come home

always feel like this market is fake and gay when stocks are down and so is the VIX.
it's like yeah, we're selling off.
but there isn't any "panic" because we were pretty overbought on the AI bubble and already at extreme greed on the sentiment index.
so basically, this was already priced in, and bears probably aren't gonna be able to squeeze much gamma out of this price action.
and then there's bitcoin: rallying on powell's comments earlier today.
proving that it can be, at certain times, an uncorrelated asset class.

>>55365692
>when stocks are down and so is the VIX
The VIX is just the stdev of SPY contracts anon. If everyone has a consensus, up or down, the VIX goes down

>>55365712
yeah that's what i'm saying
"it's priced in bro"

>>55365690
>blocks your path

wtf they told me bobo was dead and my oil was worthless

Patti Mayonnaise caused this dump (and killed those five people).

>>55365622
I bought the Canuck CDR Nvidia stock does that count?

I wanna go long on LTT but I'm waiting for the yield to hit at least 4.5% if not 5%

>>55365712
>>55365722
where's my dip

so tired of this bullshit faggot parade market. i cant fuckin make money like this

>>55365814
I don't wanna sound rude because I don't know either, but you sound like someone that only makes money on a bull market.

I guess this is the end

>>55365871
>NOCAPMANBUN

>>55366062
Look, just write options contracts or sit on divvy stocks or buy bonds or trade forex or something, I don't know what to tell you

We only went through 2 /smg/ today. Pathetic.

>>55366159
50% of smg is apparently trapped on a submarine right now awaiting rescue
I don't think they are going to make it.

>>55366184
Well, perhaps not in a sub, but definitely under water!

>>55366159
The recent bear holocaust really slowed the threads down

>>55365814
it's been a bullshit faggot parade and now it's getting more sensible. sounds like someone doesn't own any
AEP
AIT
AJG
APG
APH
ATO
AVA
AWK
BKR
BLDR
BP
BR
BRO
CAG
CARR
CAT
CCL
CI
CIVI
CL
CNC
COP
CPRT
CROX
CSL
CSX
CTAS
CTVA
CVS
CVX
CW
CYBR
DAL
DE
and on and on and on.
what do all of these have in common with many, many others?
1) i own some of them
2) they were all green
so much more alphabet to go, so little desire to type. speaking of alphabets, tech and troon both start with t.

>>55366159
we would have 8 threads a day in 2021

New thread please I have important alpha to post

>>55366241
alpha deez nuts lmao gottem

My SQQQ average is 35. Is it over for me?

>>55366235
>>55366215
I suppose I should look out for when we burn through 3 before lunch.

NEW

>>55366278
>>55366278
>>55366278
>>55366278

>>55366230
grey balls dow folio

>>55366334
i think you mean green balls.