/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55353410
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,011.556B, 104P = 19.342B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 1,989.489B, 102P = 19.505B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55353412
gamestop will never make you a woman

Lmao look at the last crypto pump ever before it crashes under $1,000 and finally goes away forever

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies Lmao

kek dumbfuck baggies

WAGMI

>>55353580
Go back.

>jwVItUd/
Go back to fucking your mother? Will do.

For me, it's genetically engineering a race of atomic supermen.

>>55353607
>and here is where you type "go back"
>then we go onto r/gmemeltdown with a screenshot and masturbate over it

>>55353643
>>55353672
You have to go back.

It did the W thing again

RYAN DO SOMETHING ANYTHING, WHY AINT YOU SAVING THEM PEOPLE IN THE SUB

>>55353681
>type go back
>then goes back
At least he's not a hypocrit.

>>55353683
There is no going back for (you). YWNBAW. You do not pass. You will never be accepted. You are not appreciated.

Kek baggies

>>55353712

>>55353713
because the Buy Buy Baby auction hasn't happened yet

>>55353753
I appreciate you doing layers.

I think we’re a couple of weeks away from making it. The Schumacher index is off the charts

>>55353763
When is it ?They are running out of air

>>55353863
kek fatties

More integrations coming.

https://twitter.com/GameStopNFT/status/1671231699903037440

>>55353848
>Schumacher index
QRD?

>>55353879
>Schumacher
Line go vroom vroom

>>55353879
Some shit on pol. Something to do with vibes, dreams and solar storms. Like the dot, but more official

>>>/pol/431361497

>>55353580
ready for liftoff

>>55353910
>KeK ID
kek indeed

*walks out of the ocean*
don't forget to call niggerfaggot a stupid redditor bitch for kekking bbbyq shareholders, buying bbbyq memebonds, and getting absolutely blown the fuck out
*walks back into the ocean*

>>55353712
>>55353753
Get these two on board, I'll call it in.

>>55353961
>for kekking bbbyq shareholders
careful, he's a hero.

>>55353872
No cute girls, no buy

>>55353985
teehee
>>54713675
>>55319953
laff so I hard I farded

>>55354032
>>/biz/thread/54711666#p54713675
for the broken link, look at him and laugh

>green
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Cohen let the bobbites cling to hope just long enough to rugpull niggerfaggot on bbbonds. I love our chairman.

We’re green

>>55354075
I warned that dogfucking canadian Chadshill/Niggerfaggot to temper his zeal. I will still salute him even if he gets himself BOGGED in his kekking of the BBBaggies.

>>55354075
Only those that believe in the one true stock will make it, my GME protects me and I will in turn protect my gemmies. All other stocks are heresy.

>>55354099
Wrong

>GME posters still haven't realised RC Ventures is listed as a creditor and buy buy baby auction is going forth
Why?

>>55354130
I can’t speak for anyone else but I don’t give a fuck about towel stock and if it’s the straw that breaks the camels back cool and if not cool too. There is only one stock in my opinion.

damn, why did I switch from Team Fractals to Team Flatline?
Although the line is still flat, I can see the fractal Kings accelerating.

kek greenies

>>55353961
Based. If BBBY ignites MOASS and pumps my GME bags I’m okay with that.

>>55354157
>doesn't give a fuck
>writes a dissertation why he doesn't
>doesn't address the points
interesting, but I'll be taking my shares in Teddy over not having them when it plays out.

>>55354130
The smart ones have. The midwits haven't. The shills gaslight the midwits.

>>55354157
Based. Teddy bros are all gonna make it.

poompa poompa poompa

>>55353893
>Like the dot, but more official
are you fucking serious! What about the dot is not official? Hu! Hu! You know nothing, fucking tourist.
Also Schumann (aka Schizo-Area) is the ressonanz in the layers of the earth strathosphere. What's going on is, that.. Well check the current Schumann-Ressonanz yourself and you'll see (if you dont get it google for how it usually looks). Fucking non-dot-interpreter!

MOASS waiting room music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KDpB6skA4

I'm going to get therapy post MOASS. Need to fix my OCD, nearly 40 and have never been able to.

>>55354182
I literally can’t address any of those point because I haven’t read anything about bbby other than what gets said in these threads. You have to relax I’m sure that if bbby actually plays a role in gme moass there actual shills fudding it but there are also other anons like me who just don’t give a fuck about bbby. Not everyone is a a glownigger.

>tfw MOASS

>Green at the last second

>>55354335

Extremely high daily volatility only to end up on an upwards crab on the weekly which happens to be a big move monthly. Yeah, I think we've seen this one

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Can’t notice an exit pump when they see one

>>55354457
Oh wait no I reread this and shift this all one magnitude of time smaller.

I'm financially bored either way, but it looks like something from another time

Kek nasdaqies

>>55354075
kek what happened to the bonds?

>>55354644
Not enough money to go around to pay the BBBondholders

>>55354687
kek Nigger Faggot is truly the greatest trader amongst them.
Got any proof?

Post MOASS i'm gonna suck so much BBC

Financial glitches are back on the menu boys

>>55354846
oopsies ;)

In a dream I had last night, I saw the price of GME ramp up to $7000 instantly, and then crab around $8000 when I woke up. Not only that, but my mother just told me of a dream she also had yesterday, where she was digging in the sand in the middle of a colosseum. She and a few other women in the family said they found 4 golden trading cards, but couldn't read any of them. The hole was suddenly surrounded by hostile people who wanted to kill us to get those cards, so the men had to fight off the hoard to defend the hole, while the women were digging further and further to find more cards.

I do not want to interpret, but if I had to make an educated guess as to the meaning of the dreams, I believe the message was that we're all gonna WAGMI. That is all, have a great day.

Fuck it. Post MOASS I'm going to get back with my ex.

Jesus the rug on Bitcoin is gonna be brutal.

>>55354873
All the way back under $10k

Can’t wait to drink the tears from those retards

>>55354846
>>55354860
>mfw the last time a Pentagon “accounting error” was admitted was September 10, 2001

>>55354933
They can use a glitch to pay me then, seems like when JPM or BoFa accidently puts a billy in someone's account, fine by me

>>55354933
Beat me too it.

>>55354069
Someone uses a single ID to post this exact image and exact sentence every thread. Why? No one ever acknowledges it. The meme isn’t funny. The post isn’t funny. Why does someone ID hop for this one post every thread? Is this a bit? Is this to poison the well because this post is threatening?
Why would someone make the exact same post for a year every thread when no one even acknowledges it? This has nothing to do with GME

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1671262898998636545
>Who are the five passengers aboard the missing Titanic sub?
>1. OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush
>Stockton Rush

>>55354933
checked

>>55354980
What does this mean for GME?
>>55354873
Why is BTC going to shit the bed?

Hello,
Why bbbyq not $0?
Why gme not moass?
Why I not rich?

>>55353879
I'm not knowledgable on the specifics but it's a sort of readout of some wibbly wobbly stuff in the atmosphere. The important part is it's been fairly consistent. Occasional blips and bloops hear and there but just recently it's been doing some wild shit it's never done before. It's like if the dot suddenly turned clear. There's alot of ayy talk whenever a thread is made too which is a typical glownigger deflection so it makes me think there might be more too it.

/x/ thinks we're all about to either die from a gamma burst from the sun when our magnetic poles violently shift, or ascend to a higher state of existance and destroy the evil satanic kabal with superpowers. They aren't sure which.

>>55354996
Because gme is an infinite short squeeze and everything will have to shit the bed.

>>55354974
Once upon a time the media said that sand people would use the NFT marketplace to launder money for unappreciative activities.

>>55353879
Schumann resonance is natural electromagnetic frequencies of the earth, there are around 6 frequencies and they are constant except for when there is solar weather like a storm or flare.

More recently, instead of the graphs being straight lines, they are doing crazy patterns, really crazy patterns.

>>55355001
>/x/ thinks we're all about to either die from a gamma burst from the sun when our magnetic poles violently shift, or ascend to a higher state of existance and destroy the evil satanic kabal with superpowers. They aren't sure which.
the sun can’t make a gamma ray burst (Carrington Event 2.0 is on the table however) and magnetic pole shifts take a few hundred to thousand years to complete. I’m going with option 2

>>55355032
>magnetic pole shifts take a few hundred to thousand years to complete.

lol, lmao.

>>55355020
And? Does that justify this single post literally every thread? Either someone is posting this because they’re actually autistic or they’re posting this for some disingenuous reason. Why does nobody else question why this one single post gets posted every thread by a 1PBTID? Something doesn’t feel right about it to me. I don’t trust this anon. It’d be different if the post was at least funny but also it’s not funny

>>55355054
Yes it does.

>>55355032
It's actually far worse than you think.

>>55355054
I like to think that it's RC and Publix anon is just a decoy.

>>55355001
>they arent sure which
With those voices in their heads, they will probably find out soon enough

>>55355011
Checked. Digits so it must be true. WAGMI this yil

>55355054
Nigger you glow like hell to me.

>>55355086
The voices in my walls tell me the ones in my head aren't real though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOhAgYonAY4
I am really fucking sick of being at the mercy of deranged psychopaths. Just pay me so I can fuck off while you enslave the retards of humanity.

>>55354333
checked!

>>55353410
three more years, trust the plan

LEAN WITH IT, ROCK WITH IT,
WATCH ME AND MY SHOULDER LEAN, EVERYBODY KNOW ME IN THE CLUB 'CAUSE THEY SMOKE WITH ME

>>55355153
>Based on everything we know now, when they say to sell, does that mean we should buy?
>You don't fucking sell, yeah. It's like you know Jim Cramer? If you do exactly the opposite of what he's advising, you actually make money.
>Ha.
>It's called the Inverse Cramer.
And he's a recuiter at BlackRock? Wow, straight from the horses mouth. God bless this timeline kek.
>

>>55355280
This but unironically. Just don’t wait around it and you’ll WAGMI

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>55355153
What a based video. Top score by this James guy and whoever that broad is recording. Literally touching on shit we've seen in these generals for years.

Nintendo Direct tomorrow will help to make the line move up if it’s really good. I hope for prime 2 and DK country returns 3

when the fuck are we mooning?

>>55354170
the flat line is just part of the fractal. the end game if you will. only way to to see the fractals is to fuck with the zoom level.

>>55355461
>by this James
>He doesn't know who James O'Keefe is
kek

>>55353410
kek stupid fuck baggots

>>55355533
I honestly don't believe that we will anymore

>>55355665
Have I been with you so long, and yet you say - show us the MOASS?

>>55355153
>kick o’queef out of his own media group
>ha this should shut him up for good
>he forms another and infiltrates goddamn blackrock itself
>this is just part 1
Name one plan the elites had this year that has gone off without issue. Are there any?

>>55355153
Aight so when does this mean we’ll
moon?

Guys where is MOASS?

>>55355743
that black guy having a meltdown in the coffee shop was great

>>55355791
We have no clue, only that we will.

>>55355822
So what we just gotta wait for Cramer to fudd gme even more than he already has? Or for him to predict a market rally only for 2008 to
Repeat itself?

>>55355743
> Name one plan the elites had this year that has gone off without issue. Are there any?

Gamestop is under $25

>>55355912
>short it at $4 (pre-split)

Reminder: we're almost due for another cycle

>>912
GME is above $0.75 cents. Shorts heavily underwater.

the emperor has no flow

So which side was recently-murked billionaire Stockton Rush on the GME saga?

>>55355153
That guy sounds like a narcissistic larp. He's probably the similar position as an hr roastie who's job title is talent recruiter but he has main character syndrome

>>55355743
The elites have gotten way too drunk off their power lately. We're honestly supposed to fear these buffoons? The world needs a better ruling class. Not a bunch of dickheads who jerk off to seeing money high scores and seeing all of humanity slave away. Pathetic.

>>55355025
We're heading into a solar maximum in 2025. Check out NASA's coverage of Parker Solar Probe's latest findings.

>>55354706
see
>>55353961
>>55354032
>>55354048

>>55355976
Lol. The shorts opened at $500? Those shorts? the SEC report said the $4 shorts closed before $100, the rest was retail morons buying to later baghold. Kek baggie. You are the reason the market functions, capitalism. You are the sheep to everyone else’s wolves. My only worry is Citadel has found too perfect a machine to separate low-it individuals from their cash with meme stock theories astroturfed on pleb central. They’re not leaving enough chum for the rest of us

>55356155
It’s honestly becoming more tragic that you faggots keep parroting this.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies, can’t see an exit pump when it states then in the face

>>(((55356155)))
>SEC never said the shorts pre-sneeze fully closed
>calculation for short interest was (((updated))) just after the sneeze so it can never go above 100%
>every single share available to borrow for the past year has been borrowed
>on most days shorting is more than 50% of lit exchange volume
>people like Cramer still to this day bring up GME completely unprompted just to be angry about it
Yeah sure the old shorts closed and it’s massively profitable to keep shorting more. Just ask Melvin and Archegos how that worked out

>>55356211
I almost wish they would stop trying this fud and just stick to the “we’re to powerful you can never win” fud. I don’t know who they’re fooling by actually suggesting they closed.

>>55356224
It's a FOMO suppression trick. If people who aren't already holders know the squeeze is still on they'll yolo in.

>>55356224
>we’re to powerful you can never win
>Bagstop still not at $1 or below

If the shorts weren't underwater, why wouldn't they just close to realize their supposedly massive gains? Why would they feel the need to continue shorting the stock, especially given that GameStop is improving as a company and the stock price has become less volatile? lmao shorts NEVER intended to close in the first place and they are hellbent on NEVER closing because they CAN'T close. Imagine naked short selling multiple floats of a stock at basically $1 per share and thinking you can ever close that position.

>>55356211
>>55356224
lmfao dumbfuck baggie

>>55356268
did you laugh out loud today anon? i hope you really did

>>55356277
i do every day i read the new cope in these threads

Ken Griffin is a nigger.

>>55356268
>self reported via Excel spreadsheets uploaded through a web form

If this squeezes I'm going to go visit the Titanic!

>>55356293
>he still thinks short interest is self reported
>if this was the case they'd have never self reported it over 100% to begin with
lmfao dumbfuck reddit baggie

If anyone can show me an animated gif or video of the shorts covering, I will sell first thing tomorrow.

>>55356312
How about you buy more dumbfuck baggie

>>55356312
here's your DD bro
trust me it's from reddit so you know it's accurate

>>55356322
ok mister bones

>>55356326
meltdownies really can't meme

>meltdownies really can't meme

>55356326
This isn’t as funny as the original.

>this isn't funny because you're making fun of the reddit DD i put my life savings into
holy fuck lmfao

>>55356326
Uhhh this but unironically x1000

>>55356378
Oh shit they actually spent time editing it. fucking topkek.

The Citadel, Fidelity and Scwabb crypto CEX has gone live. I wonder if thats what we have been waiting for? Nft divvy paid in crypto. Those dickheads can just type in crazy numbers to pay from their totally dodgy CEX. Everyone is used to stupid high crypto numbers so normies wont have a clue about moass.

>>55356268
>short interest drops to exactly where it was right before the halted ramp up
>he expects this to be fud
>he comes here for free to fud a stock he doesn't own
LOL. LMAO. Once again, another reason we're undeniably right. QQ moar shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDXU0rP12N4

>>55356326
>take an old meme and add a bunch of words and remove the humor
Do they specifically train you to do this in your meme labs? What the fuck?

>>55356404
HOLY FUCK MOASS CONFIRMED

>>55356404
They are probably desperate to avoid redeeming the entire stock market and nuking pensions and 401ks. They think they can solve all of their problems just by printing more funny money.

>>55356404
Remember, they are letting Bankman walk.

>>55356441
They sure are. Or maybe we get Teddy nft shares and this will start the transition to a stockmarket blockchain.

>>55356441
This is honestly the most insane part, especially considering how much of a figurehead he was. It's like they're literally plucking the strings they tightened themselves, to gauge public reaction and see what they can get away with.

>>55356084
>Could have bragged that they lead humanity into a golden age of spaceships and scientific advancement so incredible that the average man with a cell phone could perform feats comparable to a demi-god.
>Instead their legacy will be that they were stupid greedy rats who's grand plan was to pay media to make the world's population slightly dumber and browner and do nothing but collect 24/7 information of said populations tweets and blogposts
>and they failed at said plan because bored autists on a message board realized they were doing it and bought some stock

It would almost be depressing if they didn't deserve every last bit of it. Fucking retards.

>>55356195
>>55356211
As I said, separating low IQ individuals from your money. Kek baggies, keep pouring it in!

>>55356211
Lol. Selective reading. They said they all closed quickly, then FOMO retail pumped it up. If you could read outside of Reddit summaries you’d know that. But you can’t, because you have the IQ of a Down syndrome sufferer, so you’re here in /gme/ welcome home moron

>>55356417
>short interest fell to a level i think looks weird therefore they never actually closed! buy buy buy reddit buy!!!!
lmfao holy fucking shit you don't get content like this anywhere else on 4chan
>>55356431
>n-no you can't just remove my soulless reddit edits!!!!!

i love being the center of attention

you ain't got no ass to laugh off lil punk nigga

Kenny is NYC condo neighbors with a Chinese billionaire. Same building.

https://twitter.com/Nobunaga0804/status/1671277553561260032

hold on fuck all of that

>55356535
Why are you this passionate?

>>55356536
It wasn't an edit your preddit brained nigger. Go back to bitching about being jannicided.

My observation is that anti-gme posters have been growing increasingly hostile this year. You used to not see so much open and blatantly antagonistic posting, and it’s consistent as well. I don’t have any interpretation, I’m just letting everybody know I’m noticing the anti-gme haters have been growing more offensive and hateful and personally antagonistic this year (2023)

>>55356735
>Why is poking downies with a stick so funny?

Kek imagine being a GME shill knowing you are not only NGMI but will also have thousands of tendie-armed retards with a lot of free time ready to make your lives hell

>k-kek baggies!

Gonna adopt a gorilla and name it after Chobani. Best suggestion will be used. Go

>>55356536
>you don't get content like this anywhere else but 4chan

>>55356481
Seems like thats been the last year or so. Seeing how much blatantly evil shit they can not only get away with, but get the public to support wholeheartedly.

Since no one is saying the obvious in the room, we are still red.
>muh "we"

>>55356892
How about Jewish Faggot That Never Does Anything For His Shareholders Ever

>>55356910
but it's green

>>155
Show on the graph where they CLOSED all shorts. Considering the buying volume there are a significant amount of synthetic shares that need to be bought again.

>>55356881
It's way funnier to laugh at midwits, but I doubt you're even that high

I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow, make a pot of coffee, sit down on the porch and see BTC down to $11k

I’ll probably actually say “kek crypto baggies” out loud

>>55356964
holy fuck are you retarded? look at the scale of the blue bars. they're so overwhelmingly big it makes the shorts closing look small.
it literally shows tens of millions of shorts closing. hahahahahahahaahahaha

what a fucking fractal for the first half of the day

you fucking thought

tick tock

>>55354980
All this 24/7 media coverage for some rich cunts and their fucking hubris, christ I hate our gay fucking society.

>>55357046
Time for them to forcibly close those shorts. For the good of humanity.

I know most of the posters here can't wait to innawoods, but is there anyone else who is orange-pilled (referring, of course, to picrel)?

>>55355539
This. The bitch trades down to a fraction of a cent dontcha kno. Like the energetic exchange with my Jewish tomboy, fractals all the way into infinity. Fucking staircase forever in order to prolong the amount of time she gets to be an insufferable little brat. It's their nature. Deep down they hate themselves so much they NEED to get fucked. They only did it to themselves this way as a kink. What I'm meaning to say is they look at shorts as a position to fuck you in. And now they have to be fucked by it because they need that release. NEED.

>>55357055
>24/7 media coverage for some rich cunts and their fucking hubris
and that's a good thing!

>>55357074
taking the orange pill is mandatory. There should be extra licensing requirements like a CDL-lite for body on frame vehicles.

Flat kings and fractal kings are two sides of the same coin. We were always right.

>>55357074
Taken the urban planning pill lately. Anglos society and its consequences have so utterly fucked us.

>>55357074
>>55357100
>>55357136
Keep your bicycles and 15 minute cities. I'm getting an APC and 1000 acres of fuck off.

i cant wait for gabe to sell the bobcats

its not even a "what if" but rather, "when"

bookies paying bookies

>>55357100
Checked and absolutely correct.
>>55357136
We had it right and trashed it to keep GM in the black. His newest video offhandedly mentions that almost every major city in America was built for walking, horses, and streetcars, not automobiles, but holy shit he's right.
>>55357149
We're on the same side: city/small town livin', rural holidays, or vice versa, but fuck the suburban Ponzi.

>>55357149
take the financial orange pill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IsMeKl-Sv0

>>55357040
Have fun.

Waiting that is.

>>55356535
>They said they all closed quickly,
post it faggot

>>55355153
kek googlies

>>043
>MY PENIS IS BIG I-IT JUST LOOK S-SMALL COMPARED TO Y-YOURS
This is how you sound, Dikshitar...not a strong arguement.

That's 10's of millions of SHARES not SHORTS being bought back, in the time period the float was 76m, but the number of shares bought in the time period shown alone were over 900m.

Learn to fucking read.

Tomorrow morning you will shit yourself.

Can anyone explain why it’s so low when we trading around 180 before the split?

>>55357456
Natural Price Movement Non-Appreciators

>>55357162
i saw this other day and was like oh shit its happeneing. wagmi

>>55357508
https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhlNTxzJfj8ZLk5zUX/man-breaks-down-why-michael-jordan-sold-the-hornets-claims-the-goat-is-going-broke-because-of-gambling

MJ is getting rekt. Just a coincindence he is selling to Gabe Plotkin ..

>>55357162

>>55355153
straight from the jew's mouth. how are redditors not all over this? i hope more people see this and ask some antisemitic questions.

>>55357469
I'll be stealing that gem

>>55357592
Shalom fellow non-appreciator

>>55357599
you should switch the hortlers positions with the merchant

>>55355153
>lol
>lmao

>>55357641
Maybe another time, I'm too busy watching some low-level chucklefuck screw over BlackRock for some pussy. The absolute state.

Lads. I’m at Stonehenge in n the morn of summer solstice, I e come to where our ancestors did 5000 years ago to pray for a WAGMI this year.

>>55357697
Forgot pic

Would it be okay for everyone ITT if Serge Varlay becomes the first hedgie to ledgie?

>>55357711
digits say yes

>>55357697
powerful. tyfys anon.

>>55357711
as long as it is only the first and there are many more hedgies to follow then yes.

>>55357555
>>55357573
I’m going to share this fucking video with every normie I know.

>>55357074
This sounds like another language to me, what does any of this mean?

>>55356892
How about gay faggot?

Grunt. Name the monkey Grunt.

>>55357697
thank you for the picture shit hit hard

WAGMI

WOTAN HAS SMACKED THAT BITCH UP
AND HE WILL DO IT AGAIN

>>55357879
Based and druidpilled

>>55354974
I nooooooticed too. Probably just a bot

>>55356523
Well said.

>>55355957
Cycle what?

>>55357697
>WAGMI this year.
Hope you prayed for tomorrow

Hedgies in the thread, what do you call this pattern?

>>55357945
The please one more day.

>>55354974
>>55357910
>they don’t know

>>55354974
if you have to ask then you must never be given the real answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIK-inpWGk
I CHALLENGE THE MIGHTY TITAN AND HIS TROUBADORS

Guy what happens to the cringe mines + the DD if reddit has a civil war (like my favorite Marvel films) and gets wiped the fuck out??

>>55358124
I think they're purging bots by rugging API calls, and they're changing mods which is either to remove astroturfers or install their own.

>>55358143
But why would we kill the Geth now when we can use them to fight the Reapers?

>>55358143
>I think they're purging bots by rugging API calls
Because the people it'll effect aren't rich enough to be fine?

WAGMI.

It’s time.

Dearest hedgies, when suicide?

>>55358243
odin calls his ravens!

>>55358182
They're centralizing

>>55358143
Damn this is a hot take.
>be spez
>create Reddit
>have smart business idea of creating an API that allows devs to create mobile apps
>saves you development money and allows you to allocate funds to other aspects of the fledgling company
>third party devs create apps and sell them for $5-$10 because you allow them to.
> brand growth and user growth at no cost to the company besides the initial cost to dev the API
>but wait…what’s this? The federal government and other entities are also utilizing your API to create social sentiment bot farms.
> doesn’t seem to be hurting your company as they are adept at seeming like true people
>decide to let it ride because the amount of growth your website is obscene. Reddit is THE website for most people because they value the opinion of real people. Changing the API highlights that some conversations are not actual people at all, but 1984-esque thought adjustment ran by entities with dubious intent
>but wait…years later the bot farms are being used to shill things that no one actually believes (“shorts closed”) and your users notice
>gets pretty obvious that there are bot farms because
>hmm how to eradicate bot farms on your website with out calling attention to the fact that it is heavily compromised
>bite the bullet and hamstring the entire API for even your friends that are increasing your traffic by an order of magnitude
>this solves your bot farm problem under the guise of incompetence
>fire spez under the ruse of it being a victory for free speech on Reddit
>Spez gets massive golden parachute right before the IPO, which restores people’s faith in the website

completely forgot i have like 10 shares in gme. i'm up 94% apparently but it's still so lowly priced. i haven't checked this in a year. wasn't this shit supposed to blow up in the hedge funds' faces by now

>>55358365
cap or cap

I’m going to fight the urge to check the price tomorrow. It’s not good for me

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55354333
Checked.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/lme-had-options-avoid-quashing-nickel-trades-hedge-fund-tells-high-court-2023-06-20/

we are bigger than nickel, shrimple as

my fav outtakes:
Elliott and Jane Street say surging prices were fueled by an LME operations team removing nickel price bands during Asian trading, but the LME says this was not significant.

The 146-year-old exchange has said it was justified in closing the market and cancelling trades because $19.7 billion of margin calls would otherwise have led to the bankruptcy of multiple clearing members and created systemic market risk.

"The claims involve an attack on the expert, multi-factorial decision-making of a specialist body... involving complex judgement calls made with the utmost urgency in a unique and fast-moving situation," the LME's lawyers said.

They said fresh analysis has shown the situation was "even more dire than it appeared at the time", with losses on defaulting positions at $2.6 billion, putting the LME's default fund $220 million in the red.

bigger money eating big money now

tick tock

>>55358743
Does this increase the likelihood of me getting back with my ex?

Because I’m not really sure I want to

>>55358806
>not really sure
don't

stonehedgnigger get your thread sliding in order

i wont stand for this half ass top men shit, this is premarket

>>55354980
What did RC know about this little Titanic story? He tweeted about it. Is he a time traveler. Like no joke, are there guys from the future? What's going on here?

https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/node/20121/html

Lawrence Cheng bought 8.7k shares

what is repeating history (fractal) edition

>>55359050
my fucking guy just cant stop slurping

>>55359050
He didn't buy, that's his compensation, faggot. Same as Grube and )))Xu(((.

>>55359050
is this true? are you spreading misinformation? i assume the shill is correct by the speed at which THEY IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED YOU

>>55359122
rent free faggot jump on a new id

>>55359050
Directly owned by Cheng

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55359216
>420, 88
Le may may lucky ni hao.

>>55359267
Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman

kek autistic baggies

>>55359267
Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman!

why 4 different insiders bought the same amount of shares...what does 8772 means

>>55359431
ask pulte

>>55359267
Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman!

>>55359431
Designated MOASS year.

>>55353893
The dot isn't official... You fucking retard, it has a fucking .edu TDL! Do you even know what you have to be to get a fucking .edu TDL? Yes! Fucking right! You have to be fucking official to get a fucking .edu TLD. Get a piece of this fucking dudes antiques. What a moron.

>>55359469
Except that's fucking wrong you shill. You think if RC went around broadcasting the date of MOASS Ken wouldn't put the kibosh on the whole operation? We're in a hostile multidimensional timeline triangulation struggle between an affiliation of high-ranking 'forces.' The numerical interpretations of this entire saga have recently changed to Base32, which puts the 8772 shares as the clue to MOASS year in 0814. This may have already passed, but once the court proceedings attenuate the subatomic time-jitter then the true interpretation of all numbers as meaningless will be revealed.

Have you ever seen a numeric system where each imagined numerical concept is strictly greater in value than previous ones? If my hyperspace reflow curvature calculations are correct and RC really has this quantum 'sauce', we're going to soon...

>>55356859
Yeah, the sense of smug superiority or the feigned ignorance have made way for actual viciousness

>>55359267
Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman!

>>55357043
You are retarded. The volume was nowhere near enough to cover. They shorted this bitch well over 200% and retail was piling in then.

Dead thread.
Dead stock.
Dead market.

It’s literally joever

>>55360219
premarket is green

Don't even think about the MO'ASS or how hard we're gonna WAGMI any more. I just buy and DRS a few more shares every week.

>>55360219
Yet you are here with me, curious.

>All they can do is insist that it's over
lmao

>>55360396
We’ve only just beguuuun

To liiiiiiiiiiive

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55358743
>We're just not allowed to lose, shrimple as
I hate it. It means that the inevitable has to be accompanied by the unimaginable.

>still posting 2.5 years after missing out
fucking sad

>>55358353
I would believe it but reddit hasn't been the good guy since it didn't restrict registrations when Digg collapsed. That influx killed site culture.

Is this the BBBY2? Thread? Thx

>>55354974
Say you'll go
to Nirvana
Will you leave
Samsara?
In the words
of Dhammapada:
Who will lead?
Who will follow?
Our love will sail
in this ark
The world could end
outside our window
Let's find forever
And write our name in fire on each other's heart

>>55360571
Kek baggie cope.

>>55360525
you should stop then

kek me

>>55355153
He is so fucked. Imagine throwing away your life for the chance of getting some pussy

>Go to the Cringemines
>They're talking about Blackrock
>First post is a pinned Janny going 'B-b-bu-but the source is dubious'
These people, I swear.

Bros I don't get it. Why is the sec not investigating this? Have we not collected enough evidence of nakedshorting? How many more decades until we drs a single float? Any new cope?

>>55360785
Sent the video to my normie friend. He said that it is too long for his attention span. Humanity is over.

>>55360785
>>55360850
>There are beings on this planet that wish to enslave the human race, hoard resources, create war for profit, and intentionally spread suffering
>"Damn that's crazy. Dude did you see the new Netflix show?"
They managed to create an entire population of slaves too fucking stupid to even care that they are slaves.

i blew larry cheng in a Buckee's parking lot in 2011

>>55357825
>I know that most posters would like to leave modern society behind and establish a homestead in a rural or wild area, but is there anyone else who has become convinced of the need for better urban planning, particularly around non-automobile transit options, since sug a transition would make American life safer, less expensive, and more sustainable on both the personal and community scales?

>>55360926
Almost all people see sex (fulfilling lust) as their ultimate life goal. They shun and ignore anything which would impede their chances to put their dicks into holes. The fluoride stares means that they try to calculate how the information you are feeding them might result in sex.

Well donel, jews.

>>55361054
We’re not so different. If it wasn’t for women I would be content with a small log cabin and living off the land.

Another night of the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

Cohen's Dads status? : DEAD

What's the status of the short position? Extremely alive and well? Highest fund profits in human history? What's cohen doing? Writing kids books and watching scat porn while he jerks off with the skeleton hand of his dead pedo dad

>>55361111
Baggots will NOT be happy with those digits. Kek Cohen throaters. Remember to thank Cohen today for your incredibly heavy bags. King K claims to love work, but does absolutely none.

>incredibly heavy bags
>I’m +31% on GME

What did they mean by this?

>>55361150
Post a screenshot. Not a single one of you is green. Imagine feeling the need to lie to your fellow baggots. Ahahahahahaha

Trust me bros. O...on...one of us is so green bros


Inb4 : 40 shares on some bullshit brokerage account

>>55360956
Yes, but in Europe. Housing is absolutely fucked here and we need to get afordable high densitiy (4 stories max) housing into the hands of the people themselves. I'd like to achieve this by way of setting up cooperative housing which is going to be some sort of rent-to-own structure (whereby the people that live in the appartment ultimately own it through their co-op) and an overarching cheap (preferably at cost) maintenance-for-hire department that services these cooperations. Gonna need some lobbying-money first though

>>55361111
checked and you are gay
>Highest fund profits in human history?
Is this public info?
Maybe we can use this and the volume of GME to calculate exactly how many shares short they are, assuming a significant profit probably comes from short selling

What are the chances this goes to $30 today?

>>55361162
Eat a big bag of shit faggot, I’m gonna WAGMI with 4 shares on Robinhood (that are green by the way) and you’re still going to be a loser who will always be poor.

I look down on you in every facet of life.

Filtered.

>>55361185

Of course it is you little schizo retard. Now realize they can buy out every single share if they so choose. They made nearly 3x your entire market cap in a single year you dumbfuck baggot.

>>55361190
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. behold ladies and gentlemen. The reason why gme is still extremely red. The baggots are extremely poor and refuse to work. Ahahahahahahahaha

>>55361111
Checking reluctantly

>actual green portfolio with 4 shares gets posted
>he gets incredibly mad over it

>>55361203
do you have your morning coffee before jumping on the gme thread or do you literally just wake up and go on here?

>>55361203
>securities sold not yet purchased
I dont think so buddy

>>55361218
Kid posts a $100 portfolio.

The baggot still wonders why their volume sets record lows. Ahahahahahahaha

>55361235
Yeah you’re not laughing, you’re just mad that a 4 share portfolio is green and you’ve been sitting on blood red crypto bags for 2 years because you bought BTC at $59k

Very sad

>>55361256
+$17 return

Brother in the three years that GME has had this guy returned a single hour of waging at Lowes. Ahahahahahahahahaha

Oh I'm fucking fuming bro.

>>55361203
>The baggots are extremely poor and refuse to work.
So you're "working" now right?

We actually do know that yes you are indeed mad.

Dumbfuck crypto baggie

>>55361266
Yeah baggot. When you get a real job that pays real money you'll realize you're given freedoms to do what you want at work. Are you not allowed to go on your phone or your laptop at work baggot? Actual wagie job huh? Ouch

>>55361297
>>55361297
>>55361297
Threaded.

>>55361175
Too legit to quit.