/biz/ - Business & Finance

Are the VIX market maker paypigs in the room with us right now?

haha, it's going up today, right?

chad european market opens in 1 min

NVDIA to 5T market cap this year. AI doubters will get BTFO, LLMs still have incredible potential to scale and AI is unironically the future.

making a reliable bit of money here, for UK lot...
>11pm, wait a few mins for the volatility to settle
>in cfd, short futures with take profit of 5 points, stop loss 5 points (but don't tell any1 u leveled that up)
>sleep
wake up to free money, usually

>>55349110
yeah I always want to leave a position open overnight, but I am too scared for that.

>>55349119
keep the position small, same as the point range and it's alright. Never ever go long either, skip night if tempted.

Dude wheat drought no problem. Irrigate with AI, bumper crop this year. We're SAVED. Commodity bros we did it!

Look at that V shape dax bullshit again. I swear to god, pls US do dab on the dax, I can't stad that shit anymore

>>55349097
I was bullish af but I’m going into tomorrow skeptical Friday before a long weekend is usually green but it wasn’t last week I think the euphoria is wearing off and we see more coming back down to earth tomorrow look for a red day and crabby week

Sold my oil on Friday. Going back in on Wednesday.

>>55349210
Wednesday is the day to close puts and rebuy into things

Pre-market opens in less than 11 minutes. What will happen?

>>55349249
the BOIL short squeeze begins, SOXL hits 23 dollars.

Blyat America is doomed. Sell all stock now

>you can't trade options during premarket or aftermarket hours
literally fucking why.

>>55349249
>Pre-market opens in less than 11 minutes. What will happen?

>>55349264
Punishment for being too stupid to trade futures.
Glad I could help.

>>55349264
As the other anon politely points out futures options trade almost 24 hours a day

I'm a fucking idiot thinking a money market fund apy meant I'd be getting that percentage amount per month even though it says annually. When in reality I'm getting like 4 bucks a month. I can't put that shit into anything. How is this the better safer option? You'd be better off putting that into literally anything else and get more returns.

>>55349397
>Money market fund
Kek, you fell for the midwit bobo retard trap. Treasury bonds are similar in that they give almost no returns, get back into tech stocks the bullrun is just starting. Shit like money markets and bonds only exist for the stupidest of the stupid boboids.

the pump is over

Bros, what the fuck is going on? Why are we dumping? My calls and longs are getting heemed, fuck.

>>55349462
Red futures = green market
Last week we had -1% futures and ended up over 1% green, it's just another way to bait bobo midwits into providing fuel for a pump.

>>55349462
>whyarewegoingdowncat.jpg

But what is YOUR edge?

>>55349397
The point of bonds/MMF is:
>have something to sell when stocks are down if you're living on your investments
>have something to sell when stocks are down so you can slurp

>>55349488
Embracing the crab

the pump is over

>>55349488
I work at ~$50B mcap tech company

the pump is over

IT'S HEADING DOWN HOLY FUCK

>>55349551
>>55349505
Today: the pump is dead
Tomorrow: long live the pump

It can't go much lower..right?

>>55349574
always go lwoer

>>55349462
Bear trap, yields aren't dumping while vix is going up (means people are hedging instead of moving into bonds). You anti white tech niggers are going to get one more rally it looks like

>>55349574
>asking this after 8 months of going up
lmao

>>55349574
bro... you need to sell

Bear trap or the start of a real downtrend deleting all of this year's gains ? Stay tuned for more information, today at market opening time.

In other news, our financial analysis for this week In examining the current market conditions, we observe a potentially pivotal moment as the markets navigate key technical levels. The price action has reached a critical juncture, hovering near a local resistance level. Should the market manage to breach this resistance, it may ignite a bullish sentiment among investors, potentially fueling an uptrend in the near term.
However, it is important to exercise caution, as a failure to break through the resistance could indicate a lack of conviction among market participants. This could prompt a retracement or even a downtrend, revealing a loss of confidence in the prevailing market sentiment. Such a move down might signal the presence of bearish forces exerting their influence.
In summary, while the markets stand at a critical technical juncture, it is difficult to derive a clear-cut directional bias from the current analysis. The market's ability to breach the local resistance will be a key factor to watch, as it could potentially trigger a bullish rally. Conversely, a failure to surpass this level might indicate waning investor confidence and lead to a retracement or a downtrend. Traders are advised to exercise caution and closely monitor key support and resistance levels, as well as the behavior of various technical indicators, to navigate these uncertain market conditions effectively.

>>55349679
Now post the other one (the simpler one that says it might go up or it might go down).

>he bought the top AGAIN

>>55349110
Teach me

got a night shift so no ticker hunting for me today. im 100% cash now.

now im gonna be more picky on the ticker i go for.

>>55349792
fucking bullshitting bloody bitch BENCHOD

buying calls. market will never be this low ever again.

>>55349958
lmao

>>55349690
THE MARKET COULD GO UP, DOWN, OR SIDEWAYS. BULLS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE UPSIDE BREAKING KEY RESISTANCE. BEARS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE DOWNSIDE BREAKING KEY SUPPORT. CRABS WILL BE LOOKING FOR FALSE BREAKOUTS THAT RETURN TO THE CENTER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY SUPPORT, PRICES COULD MOVE LOWER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY RESISTANCE, PRICES COULD MOVE HIGHER. IF PRICE FAILS TO BREAK, IT WILL MOVE SIDEWAYS. TRADERS WILL BE WATCHING KEY LEVELS THIS WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

VIX will rise, it is written

>>55349103
only think I hate about this razy shit is that when NVDA pops, it will drag PLTR with it... Then again, palantir is now some 5$ overpriced, so no biggie. If it does, Ill lower my DCA under 12$

>>55349971
lel

>>55349977
Double dubs speaks

>>55349200
Do you watch live trading on DAX like this one
https://youtu.be/038NJNTFoDI

>market dumps on friday
>market dump on monday
RIP

FDX calls or puts ? ER play

brapgas to 5.2 before december

>>55350038
A nice sale during the bull market.

>>55349488
I'm mentally ill.

Everyone is calling the top again.
We might range to shakeout the late FOMO retards but seeing everyone calling a top here is quite dangerous.
Wait for next december or january 2024 where everyone in the street will want to buy AAPL at 300$.
I think the market is in such an advanced state of a bubble, it might do what nobody expect.

From a TA view, lots of stocks are doing a macro falt 3rd impulsive wave on the upside.
The last time it happened was in crypto in 2018 when shit like REQ was making 1000% in 2 weeks.

I think we range, we shake both camps. Then if the range is tight enough we start the final macro wave up. If that's the case it will be the last and people will baghold for decades.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcwfmUIuMoU
>"Powell Says Fed Rate Cuts Are a 'Couple Years Out'"
I didn't expect bonds to make a comeback. We're back boomers

SNAP
N
A
P

Artificial intelligence

NVDA can reach 1k by december easy, AAPL can reach 300 very easily, every mid cap can do a random 200%
Stocks charts look EXACTLY fuckng like shtcoins csino in 2018.Nobody coiuld believe it.
I think we're living the exact same thing on stocks right now.

>>55349574
Can we get much higher, so high
after all this shit is progressive, I will hold my OBAYC bags until we eventually get back to the glory days, one must be prepared

presented without comment

Shall I FOMO into NVDA and TSLA? Already holding MSFT, META and AAPL, plus some more reasonable value picks.

>>55350157
>Stocks charts look EXACTLY fuckng like shtcoins csino in 2018.Nobody coiuld believe it.
eventually fundamentals will come back
eventually

>>55350176
yes

>>55350209
Thanks

>natgas up
>bought KOLD at 69
Should I just sell or baghold? I do have some BOIL calls though.

>the chart says this

No it doesn't it's a fucking line on a graph you dumb nigger.

Market is dumping again. I dont feel so bad about putting my savings in a MMF now

>>55350235
i was about to sell and do that if the fucking juneteenth holiday didn't cock block me

>>55350235
ESG giants and central bankers still have plenty(unlimited tab paid by the average citizen) of slurptoid money left

I think aapl gonna take a big shit today.

>>55350167
>reddit assemble

>Futures

>>55350278
kold baggies
kek
lol, lmao even

>>55350270
nah

I fucking hate Microsoft.

>>55350300
the real question squeeze or no squeeze is should I get some boil for reddit to pump.

BABA bros I don’t feel so good. This fucking sucks.

>>55350167
>the squozzle will squeezle

>>55350370
>retards going off on the next get rich squeeze baggie scam meanwhile I'm buying bonds

>we're pushing to 470 again

Ror, rmao

>>55350382
gib train gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>oil

oh nonono this isn't right, the market isn't supposed to move in this direction

Is SBSW a meme? Chart looks nice..

Big housing number beats! Recession is cancelled.

>>55350459
Almost all of last week we had a pre-market dump and then a pump during market hours returning us to where we were. Expecting the same for the next few weeks desu. Wish I had the balls to buy calls on something like SOXL on market open ...

>>55350482
I shouldn't have sold my lumber...

>futures

US Housing Starts Change MoM
21.7%-0.1%2.2%

Building Permits Change MoM
5.2%0.6%-1.4%

Soon

>1.631 million housing starts vs. 1.4 million expected.
>5.2% MoM change vs. 0.6% expected
>21.7% building permits vs. -0.1% expected

>>55349679
Kino

>have 5 dollars
What call/put can I buy for dirt cheap to double my money

Uhm bulltards?

Evens bull market today
Odds bear market today

>>55350532
>>55350487
LOL. See I told you.

So I NVDA really just not going to have a correction?

>there are VC funds stupid enough to buy reddit at IPO thinking their "data" is valuable to some garbage AI software

>>55350524
Kneecaps. If you play it smart, you can make millions if not more

>>55350545
it's correcting to the appropriate value of $1000

Singles and I buy 50k worth of SPY LEAPS at open today. Doubles and I buy 100k. Trips and above will be 150k. Let's roll.

Alright lads, will NATGAS go up or down today.
Place your bets now.

>>55350545
why? you seriously trying to short the AI revolution? at a minimum we have several years and trillions of investments until they realize it's vaporware.

SPY is scaring me

>>55350588
Damn bro, thanks for fixiing this dip

>>55350513
>Fed cucks out on monetary policy just a bit
>markets immediedly, and I mean LITERALLY immediedly, go fucking thermonuclear
Give it a couple of months and inflation will be completely out of control again.

>>55350554
what am I going to do with some bloke's kneecaps anon?

>>55350612
ESL monkey

Should I go all in on China leveraged bull ETF?

>>55350612
Wasn't it the same last time and the time before? Hike pauses only lead to prolonged and more sticky inflation, forcing additional and more aggressive hikes down the line. How these are in charge of the largest economy in the world is beyond me. This shit is quite literally just common sense 101.
>>55350622
Sorry, I meant knee pads. Don't know why I wrote kneecaps. You should now understand the implication :)

100k it is. God has decided my fate. I'll post pics later as my orders get filled. We're all going to make it here at the /smg/.

>>55350635
I started looking up what kneecaps is and apparently theres a whole report on it
https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/knee-caps-market-size-2023-growth-prospects-and-future-trends-forecast-to-2030-2023-06-12

unironically your typo might make me invest in adidas

>>55350635
The fact is Jerome should've rugpulled the market with larger than expected hikes to assert dominance and humble hedge fund cokeheads. By now everyone knows he's a cuck, nobody respects a lame duck and inflation will soar and destroy the rest of the living standards lower classes have left.

>mfw my oil and gas stocks are going down again

You guys ready for the market open pump? T-minus 12 minutes.

>>55350629
no

>>55350653
Yeah it's quite horrible. Extremism has won. People are either becoming fatter and fatter or overtraining. Combine that with shitty ass diets, less sunlight exposure, and lower androgenic activity and you have yourself a recipe for disaster as pertaining to bone density and overall bone health.
And why would you buy anything besides MEGA TECH? Who needs knee caps when you we have AI?
>>55350656
Of course. And since inflation is bullish by nature, expect MEGA tech to continue advancing like crazy. They got this figured out

>pre-market

How are bobos doing these days ?

>>55350675
At least WTI isn't in the 60's for the moment.

>>55350513
I really can't believe Jpow is such a pussy. He presented himself as the new Volker, but he's no better than Lagarde
For reminder Lagarde said a few month ago that competition would bring down the price again. Then everyone started hiking prices chasing profit. Now french gov is mad about it and threatened public name shaming is they wouldn't bring back down prices. It's an absolute degenerative system and I am completely assblasted that gov has not the balls to give it a good shake. They're either all incompetent, or all corrupted.

>>55350708
Huh ... not great it seems

>>55350716

>>55350687
>T-minus 12 minutes.
>he doesn't know the opening time

>>55350743
I done goofed. I blame nigger day.

I think this is going to be the last green day. Ghost capitalist says the fall is coming. Everyone full of fear, time to get greedy .

>>55350743

>>55350325
how, exactly, is reddit going to pump natural gas futures?

>>55350763

spx falls hard

It's gonna be a SOXS kinda day.

>>55350763
>Everyone full of fear
>pic related
L o l
Yeah, everyone is terrified, mortified, petrified, stupefied

>>55350588
N-name?

Not feeling great about my TSLA and SOXL calls

>>55350814
whore

>>55350806

>>55350828
based

I think I'll short sofi a to 7.5 or so for a quick +5%
Maybe amd too to 110 or so
Then i hope unity will hit sub-40 to give it a good slurp

>>55350824
>tsla
future 1 trillion market cap club

>soxl calls
just buy tsm calls next time

>>55350833
Remember this day and these digits mumus

>>55350715
>They're either all incompetent, or all corrupted
Or you know... both? I am leaning towards corruption though. Just load up on leveraged calls and slurp any dip for now and enjoy the gainz. Fugg this market.
Also, stop dumping gold ffs. Holy crap it's in free fall. 1800 next?

Dreams in which are you are flying usually means you are doing well financially. I used to have those dreams but now I only have dreams on the ground.

The most recent one I had was I was trudging up a steep hill but I was waist deep in the dirt of the hill struggling to walk up it. I saw a stick to my side and I used to get myself out of the dirt and managed to walk up the hill normally.

this could be a good omen that I might do ok in the long run

>>55350675
what u holding anon?

>>55350877
EQNR, PXD, MPC

In 2 minutes i will be buying various tech and semiconductor etfs, this is the top

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>55348920
yeah dude "trading" and "putting effort in" makes it easier to earn a higher annualized return

lmao fucking retard

>>55350487
What did I tell you niggas?

>>55350806
Now lick on "timeline" on CNBC.
It's been over greed for 3 months straight.
If you shorted "greed" you're 100% liquidated even with 2x leverage.
Nice try shorting greed in a stupid irrational bullmarket

It's over

>shorted soxl at $10
What a waste...

>>55350906

thank you COHR chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E

NVIDIA will not fucking stop is it time to go all in? FFS

>give money to jensen
>receive +40% back
>every single month
Making money in the stock market is so easy why does everyone act like this is hard? Third month in a row Jensen just gives me a pile of cash. I've made so much I've had to cut a huge quarterly earnings check to the IRS to cover taxes.

we are really gonna pump to eternity. incredible. Now even a 30% correction looks like nothing from the october low lmao

WHADS HABBENING?
>up
>down
>up
>down

>>55349488
I have never kissed a woman

>>55350961
we're still technically below 4000 due to 10-15% inflation, so nah

>>55350906
Sold my TSLA calls. Probably too soon but I don't trust this fake and gay market.

>>55349488
Working with one of the most dangerous and disgusting chemicals on this planet for meagre pay... and believe me, I have been honing my edge for quite some time

I bought the fucking top...

>>55349058
ELF bros... we're making it

2 LEAPS got filled so far. Around 38k. I'll post later as the others get filled. Let's make money /smg/.

They got him. On fucking taxes.
Also I forgot to sell options yesterday oops

Why the fuck would you pump at market open just to dump 5 minutes later

BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

one last flush and we pump

>>55351010
You know why

>>55350995
UUUOHHHHHH ToT

>>55350995
Useless dog and useless female. When your kid is in danger, you fight tooth and nail. How do I short West? Even though it has fallen considerably since the 1960s, I feel like it still has more to give

OUTTA MY WAY OIL FUCKING SHITS

Carvana is mooning again

>>55351006
Its amazing what they get away with, just in the open too.

>>55350860
I only have dreams where Im falling

>>55351053
They have ridiculous unmanageable debt what the fuck why do they keep mooning all month why is everything so fake

/LEAN HOGs WINNIN TODAY

/CL eatin shit right now

>>55350995
Story?

>>55351059
Because it has extreme momentum. It’s up 500% this year and shows 0 signs of weakness in the chart

Oh fucking cool, more chopping. Just what I fucking wanted. When will this kike bullshit ever end? I don't think we're ever going to have a trend day ever again

>>55351063
https://twitter.com/DVATW/status/1670903771331715074

When does Jay take questions from house democrats about minorities being poor?

So glad you anons talked me into dumping gold miners back in April

>>55351064
wait until Lumber starts trading

>6 months ago
>Carvana on the verge of bankruptcy
>fast forward 6 months
>it's damn near 10X'd
What the fuck, man

scam market general

>>55351064
I just read an article where they said metals like gold, silver, platinum, and so on are incredibly bullish... my big juicy butt. They are getting decimated, and rightfully so. Commodities once again proving to be completely useless when tech exists.
I would at least think that copper would be bullish though considering the upswing in real estate production in the US. Strange

the thing about owning stocks is it is not always fun. it's like an abusive father, who sometimes holds your head under the bathwater and rapes you. just holds you down and doesn't let you breathe until he finishes his business, but then, after all that, he buys you a new xbox so all in all if you can endure this, you will be playing dead or alive 2 and eating hot cheetos pretty soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

Bullcuckbros...

>>55351100
this sounded...oddly specific anon, something you wanna tell us? also checked

>>55351100
You need to reevaluate your life.

WTFWT

>>55351100
You view the market like that because you are low test. I view the market as an emotional woman that does not behave logically and needs correction.

>>55351063
Woman and young child got culturally enriched in France

>>55351111
yes, the stock chart is INTC.

>>55351100
>the thing about owning stocks is it is not always fun.
yea
>it's like an abusive father, who sometimes holds your head under the bathwater and rapes you. just holds you down and doesn't let you breathe until he finishes his business, but then, after all that, he buys you a new xbox so all in all if you can endure this, you will be playing dead or alive 2 and eating hot cheetos pretty soon.
y..yea..anon you okay?

>>55351063
part and parcel

>>55351098
Copper is the only thing I am bullish about (3-5 years) all other metals are going to be eating ass for the time being... until they cut rates

>>55351063

>>55351005
why so deep ITM?

>>55350906
You were 1 second early

MONI bros. It's almost time. Get your asses in it TODAY!

>>55351063
around blacks never relax, tale as old as time.

Every single one of my positions is red

Every single one

>>55351190
Should have bought Nvidia. Have you heard that they invented shovels?

>>55351141
Heh, remember when experts believe gold was gonna moon to 2500? Good one. Is there any bullish case left for metals?

>>55350243
The fatigue never ends. The only solution is extermination.

Get out before September. You've been warned.

>>55351190
always use stoch rsi and some EMAs. 30 or 15min timeframe is excellent.

>>55350382
She always makes me happy.

All my earnings from last week were wiped in less than an hour
I think I'm just gonna walk away for a couple of hours lest i do something stupid that loses me even more money

>>55351194
Anon the moment I buy Nvidia, despite it going up nonstop for the past year, it will crash back down to double digit value

>>55351207
what happens in September?

>>55351220
SUMMER HAS COME AND PASSED
THE INNOCENT CAN NEVER LAST

>>55351195
None... zero

>>55351219
Buy it then.

>>55351220
Isn't September historically the worst month for the market?

>>55351220

Fed cranks interest. student loan repayments return. disposible income for everyone other than boomers will sink even further. Real estate will collapse dude to fed interest hikes to drive inflation down.

>>55351220
Jewish new year

Finally getting a move, going to be a bear today

>>55351156
The IV is in it's normal range. And at the furthest expiration date with 90 delta, you'll generally get 2x to 2.75x leverage with SPY. That's just about perfect for the SP 500 if you were to buy and hold (or keep rolling). The breakeven is almost nonexistant (with an early roll date) compared to a 60 delta. Cheap leverage that behaves like shares.

Forgive me /smg/. I bought on friday

>>55351259
KEK. Do it anon. Short Nvidia. More money for me.

>>55351242
Need one for the sneed and peed

Seems like a good day to slurp

>>55351141
The golden bullrun starts around 1800 anon. Do not get left behind.

>>55351265
rest in peace, my sweat sweat prince

This is fucking trash fuck this gay ass market. It doesnt do shit. It makes moves pre market. Immediately eliminates them in first 10 minutes. Spend the next 10 minutes moving in one direction. Eliminate them in the next 10 minutes.

>>55351270
I'm doing index futures

I told bobros to steel themselves last evening because we rode at dawn

its fucking OVER!

ITS!!! FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BUDDY LOOK AT BOIL

>>55351215
she looks like vain high-maintenance bitch

SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

>>55349988
I don't get this comic

Harden your heart, oh Bobo. Increase your attacks.

BLOW OFF TOP

ANYTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo
https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo
https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

Despite the market dumping on no news this is just a logical place for profit taking to happen in this bull market.

>>55351302
Ser please explain this trade

Just deposited $2600 into my account
Can't wait to slurp

Not gonna lie, former bull here. It's hilarious seeing the market crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let SPX near 4500.

>>55351190
Only 1/7 of my positions is down today and rest are ripping up. Should have read IBD son.

>>55351329
T-two more weeks

>stock market goes down
>i become more antisemitic
>stock market goes up
>i become less antisemitic

what do you all this phenomenon

>>55351336
I got 12k ready to go. What stocks we watching anon? I might slurp some microsoft if it goes to around 300/share

An anthem for all the bulls praying to God for salvation from bobo and his bobo market...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1nRboaLTzU

>>55351358
antisemitism

S&P breaking a big trendline

>>55350537

Today was a fucking waste

>market is down 1%
>LTT are up 1%
perfectly balanced

>>55351375
Wait and see stupid bear. By market close we will be up by some tiny amount.

>>55351362
I already own too much MSFT
I'm just going to buy QLD, a 2x NASDAQ ETF

>>55351389
yea, fuck this, im still holding

That's it I'm buying treasuries

>>55351374
>parabolic trend line
omg it's down on no news THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! mumus are so stupid!

>>55351239
Not even copper? China stimulus packet + real estate production massive upswing in the US? Kinda sounds bullish to me

Anyone else excited for Country Thunder, next month?
>>55351389
Bobos don't know that we're going up, and it's sad

>>55351389
Im bout to pull out if this fucking market cant make a decision.

I just put in a limit buy for some puts, the market is saved. You guys can thank me later.

Why the fuck can't this market stop dumping

>>55351426
Oh wait... Its not going to fill and you're all still fucked. I tried bros.

>>55351419
Sold 2000 amzn fuck this gay market i dont have time for bullshit.

>>55351433
it was due for a correction back down to SPY 200

>>55351220
He fixes the cable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_tjqWwGjUw

>>55351273
Found one

>Gas prices are up
>Cost of living is up
>Highest inflation in 30 years
>Unemployment is up
>Consumer spending is down
>Europe on recession
>China in recession
NOOOOOO THE S&P WILL PUMP TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS J-PO PRINTER GOES BRRRRRR >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this bullish in some way, for cannabis companies that are at least treading water?
https://youtu.be/AAVsD6ZR_24
>>55351445
>He fixes the cable?
False. Dad said he was getting the cable cut, (and maybe the internet, too) because his 0DTE spy calls expired worthless...

>wake up
>open stocks
>unity +2%
>go back 15 minutes later
>unity 0%
>go back 15 minutes later
>unity -5%, stop loss triggered

>>55351462
its ackchually Chyna that turned on the printer again for now

>>55351481
That means there is a giant fucking problem

Why not just spend in really unstable stocks and pull out when it’s high. You can just pull out whenever afterall

>le SLV and GDX dippe

>>55351511
your buy position becomes the new high

>>55351111
chevked

>yahoo finance live
>trevor noah podcast deal with spotify
>here to tell us all about it is..

>>55351517
Ehhhh, mind providing the source for this image? It looks beyond ridiculous haha. Imagine being their sex-ed teacher haha, wouldn't that be funny?

>>55351561
JD 109773

Who the fuck just DUMPED AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55351285
Lol

What are people buying?

>>55351312
jej

>>55351600
DVN options are on sale right now

>>55351462
Get the fuck out of here Reddit trash

>>55351511
>he reached the "I can get bigger gains if I buy high beta garbage" stage
lmao

>>55351569
Am I retarded... I can't seem to find anything under that. Fugg, I was really looking forward to it

>>55351642
I just made up a bunch of numbers I'm sorry

Should I buy MSFT puts?

JP testifying to congress tomorrow morning.

>>55351642
DDK-2xx
cant remember the last two digits though

>>55351670
what did they do? actually it doesnt matter, they'll just crab again

>>55351670
It's possible he'll say something important at these, but I think they're going to be non events.

>>55349977
I'm preddy sure these VIX ETFs are broken.
The whole thing is just a fucking scam.

hope you bought that dip, spy will never be 435 again.

>>55350142
it's a good thing we priced in rate cuts for this year, huh?

>>55351718
we priced it in, but we didnt account for pricing it in TOO well. Now we’ve found The Price and it will never pump or dump again

>>55349058
SOXS sisters, we're so fucking back

>EVERYTHING dumps
>nvidia still green
???????

>>55351674
You had better remember, son. Or daddy is gonna lose his cool

>>55351708
lmao, markets keep pricing in higher VIX in the future, this keeps contango high, this keeps dumb UVXY/UVIXtards poor.

Retards want to long equities and long VIX derivatives as a hedge, when in reality they should short VIX and short equities (like small caps) as a hedge against a VIX spike, so contango can play in their favour.

>>55351801
AI bubble. I wonder if this has the capacity to be the next dot com bubble.

Got in way too early and got royally fucked. All I can do is hold on for now.

>>55351896
How did you get fucked, the market literally did nothing.

>>55351903
0-day $436/$438 spreads 30 minutes into open.

someone check the oven

>>55351965
he's escaped

>>55351915
Ouch...

Looks like NVDA, TSLA and META are preparing to go up again

>>55351975
I haven't wavered yet but I'm looking for an exit that's cheap. That morning selling pressure was insane.

>>55351641
What does this mean? I started today and i made my 5’er back

>>55352002
You wanna see a bad day, look at enerphase energy $enph

>>55352041
HOLY SHIT! That would have stung.

>>55351985
NVDA is already big

>>55352047
Stung to the tune of $500 a call.

>>55351785
I hope so. I bought all the way down to 9.50

>>55352047
it did but i slurpted more

I slurped the bottom
I love slurping well-defined bottoms

how the FUCK does this happen?

I have a bag I've been averaging down and then selling the amount I bought when it slightly pumps, and now my orginal bag is getting very close to the current price range it's been staying for some time
is this viable or will my rabbi call the mossad??

>>55352090
every day is a new bottom according to bulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuIWtn3_4Dg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjIf-KoQeZU
Elon just said Tesla would try some pilot advertising after a question about its role at Twitter.

>>55352100
learn how the rsi works fgt

Just had my first position break into green today (Skywest airlines)

>>55351467
yes for the large companies. they are about to acquire by summer of 25 all of the small license holders. soon cannabis will be in the hands of 3 companies thanks to your legislators. Monsanto, Phillip Morris, and the CIA drug cartels. They wrote the laws to siphon the wealth from smaller businesses. Our vertical was just offered a cash buyout by a player who "has a war chest of funds to buy whatever he wants". His words exactly.

Bullbros are we back yet? AAPL is green.

There are too many newb Mumus saying newb Mumu things. This is not very boolleesh.

for a while we had an epidemic of early bakers. now we have an epidemic of slow bakers. whats that all about

>>55352232
See you at UNCH on the day, don't forget to bring my liquidity with you.

>>55352221
We'll end today green across the board

Don't mind the early morning Juneteenth selloff

>>55352249
All the early bakers were bobos who got heemed and they haven't come back yet.

I've baked
>>55352286
>>55352286
>>55352286

>>55352293
Janny deleted it?

>>55352293
...what did you bake?

>>55352293
Bravo!

Man fuck this shit, I'm selling.

does /biz/ have unique bump limits or something that im missing that causes 340 to be "early"?

>>55352293
>>55345422

>>55352330
its a slow board anon, whats the fucking rush here? this isn't /b/ or /pol/ or /v/ with high traffic. we arent even on page ten

Baker? I hardly know her!

baked and if it's deleted I'm submitting a report with the rapeape against the janny
>>55352333

>>55352333

>>55352333

this is just retarded

>>55352341
complaint currently being written up

>>55352345
I got banned recently for "off topic" while discussing bonds just because I posted a picture of a cute girl
not even nude just a fucking reaction image cute girl while discussing bond investing and I got a 3 day ban

fuck it ill try, we're at 350 posts

>>55352352
janny is getting antsy about keeping his full time job on reddit so it takes it out on here

I think it was deleted because we have a second thread up that is under bump limit

bravo.

>>55351462
Stock markets front gdp. Macro bears hate this bull market but it's not going to stop it.

alright lets see if janny has enough self control not to abuse his powers

>>55352395
>>55352395
>>55352395

>>55352344
you're fucking retarded for not understanding that spamming threads on a slow ass board is pointless

BOIL

>>55352404
>spamming threads
>general thread

>>55352413
yes this thread is still good until we hit page ten at least

see, baking a thread is technically working for free, and there is already an established group who does that here, did you really think you could intrude on their turf and not face repercussions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gAPeUfsxM

>tfw i was born a nog
janny, what do i do about this?

are there actual rules with generals

she did it again!!

>>55352454
>she

>>55352449
There are but they've never been written literally anywhere and vary heavily from board to board, so people that aren't familiar with how a board works can easily get fucked, and sometimes even the jannies seem to forget themselves. For example, /mu/ allows Kpop generals to be instantly made after hitting the bump limit, while other boards require a general to fall off to page 10 before a new one can be made.

Why they don't just write these rules somewhere, I have no idea.

Bump

Drop kick a jannie baby into a dumpster

someone make the new thread

>>55352526
>>55352526
>>55352526
Verification not required.

>>55352485
Once the rules are written down it gets a little harder to change them. This is why literacy has been falling off in the US.

BORN TO POST
JANNY IS A FAT
Ban Em All 1989
I am frogman
472,739,023,113 DEAD JANNIES

So what are your plays for the short term /biz/ I'm asking for a friend

>>55350288
Feel the Illinoise!

>>55352448
Use the fact that americans are mutts