/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55335876
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,992.140B, 103P = 19.341B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,011.556B, 104P = 19.342B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55335880

God damn gap at $24,3 is annoying

WAGMI tomorrow bros
>inb4 holiday
billions will be deposited to the accounts of the rest of us while americans hold the bag

>>55335960
I feel bad for the pension funds. Or rather those whos savings will be used unknowingly

>>55335999
>checked
the old boomers who will suffer did it to themselves. If they are lucky their zoomer grandchild will have invested in GME and will look after them.

>>55335999
nice trips loser

>citadel might be bankrupt
Okay be real. Let's pretend, for the sake of argument, that citadel is indeed secretly bankrupt. Could they somehow just continue trading as if they weren't through some fuckery of the rules?
(Remember, in this hypothetical, the rules mean literally nothing and they have the regulators in their pockets/on their side)

what's the latest news bros I've been out of the loop for about three weeks
wagmi

>>55336090
>Could they somehow continue trading through some fuckery
yes

>>55336090
of course, why wouldn't there be a loophole already in place to let them continue as if nothing happened

>>55336109
Things will continue to go Citadel's way until there is no possible way to hold things back

>>55336096
Ryan says women are running his company into the ground. He’s going to fire all women and trannies

>All the Michael Jordan memes pop up the day before/on Juneteenth
Gotta admit Predditor mods have a sense of humor.

I fap to citadel's asian interns what the fuck are you going to do about it kenny?

>tfw MOASS

>>55336143
based coomer

>>55335999
checked inverse satan. feeling devilish.

>>55335999
I don't.

>>55336197
they ignored 2008, fuck em.

>>55335999
I would feel bad if it weren't the only way for the NPCs to wake up to the fact that high finance being thoroughly corrupted with fraud is a BIG FUCKING ISSUE even if they don't 'hold stocks' or 'trade' or have ever had a brokerage account. I sincerely think this is the only way for a collective awakening to reach critical mass required for systemic change since folks are far too occupied these days by netflix and triple-wageslaving to afford their meatloaf to even begin to do DD.

>>55336282
It is. Probably. There's a lot to untangle around why things are the way they are but yah. It still makes me sad though

>>55335999
I couldn’t care less about boomers if I tried. To me, the best thing about MOASS is that they’ll be left holding the bag. After what they’ve done to this country they absolutely deserve a taste of their own medicine

>>55336394
The boomers are dying in droves, but I know what you mean. It's just that the generations after them are very hierarchical, if our parents said so or did this, so must we. Nonetheless I suppose one must reap what's been down, but if people were never truly educated. They were lied to by corporations, universities and politicians. Everyone that should have known better. Is it solely their fault?

Digits is percent chance of moass on Tuesday, We're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>55336394
this. i once did, then over the course of this journey i proded a few in my family. only one deserves redemption. the rest are brainwashed whores or brainwashed by brainwashed whores.
they let this happen to themselves.
even when given data points. the college 'educated' are worthless. let down by the system they have self-admittedly distrusting faith in.
they chose to ignore their gut feelings.
i choose to watch them suffer, as they have done to us.
>>55336428
yes.

Guys where is MOASS?

>>55336428
if this falls through investors must cope, if boomers fall through they must cope.

I'm going to make it. I'm too DETERMINED not to.

I'm sorry but ANOTHER fucking burger holiday. What is wrong with you guys.

Ryan
Have you wver heard of something called FIDUCIARY DUTY?

>>55336428
>Is it solely their fault?
Boomers? No, but it’s not our fault that we were brought into a world where economies are on perpetual life support and we need to deal with leftists subsidizing the lowest common denominator with our taxes.
What is it that they say about bootstraps?
what comes around goes around

im green, thanks rc

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1670558014678654983?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>55336686
his father is burning in hell right now :)

>>55336686
Forgot pic

>>55336686
booo

*moans*

>>55336686
Imagine being Ryan’s dead dad and watching him fail to trigger MOASS for 2.5 years. What a fucking failure of a son, I’d literally roll in my grave

Let's say hypothetically Kenneth Griffin were to suddenly pass away due to complications from extreme stress and excessive cocaine and mayo consumption. What would Citadel do, and how would this effect GME?

>>55336764
It will be extremely painful

>>55336694
Some giga autist is probably going to over analyze everything in that picture and piece together some convoluted theory about the exact date of MOASS.

>>55336686
QUICK! WHAT COLOURS ARE ON HIS SHIRT

>>55336764
Imagine trying to find a ceo for the largest organized crime syndicate in human history lol lmao

boooo fuck you, fat jewish boomer billionaire. I want DFV back.

>>55336730
A fucking twink

>>55336686
>muh daddy
This faggot is obsessed with his dead dad. Why is he like this? Did they fuck or something?

>>55336686
It is a good picture, and the kind of picture you cherish if you lose a parent.

But what in the Sam Hill is the cable management on that desk. You could put em under.. or behind.. or around.. or at least use a got damn pipe cleaner or zip tie or something. I cant look at anything else, send help

>>55336764
Kenny hasn’t been alive for the last year and change. What you see and hear when he makes his appearances is a paid actor from the glow agencies combined with an AI synthesized voice.

rest in piss faggot

>>55336496
Ironically we have the lowest average vacation days in the developed western world.

>>55337206
Unless you work for the government, most people don't get those "holidays" off. I despise the days where I have to be a wagie and I don't even get to watch the chart.

What a beautiful photo. Pure love. Happy Fathers Day RC. Love you.

Why is chobani tweeting about his dead dad? He should be working on getting MOASS started

>>55337241
>Love you.

>>55337241
>Love you.

>>55336686
HOLY FUCK. MOASS CONFIRMED

>>55336686
MOASS REALLY IS THIS WEEK. WAGMI

>>55337265
Today is Fathers Day.

>>55337500
and?
his dad is dead
he aint gonna see the tweet bro

>>55337526
Post hand.

>>55337585
enjoy

>>55337589
nigger

Imagine being such a miserable cunt that you attack a man celebrating the life of his father on father's day anonymously on a Mongolian horse breeding forum. All because of a video game store stock.

>>55337602

>>55337606
imagine defending kingjew after almost 3 years of no MOASS
my dad is proud of me for not being a faggot, unlike ryan's dad who is certainly rolling in his grave
that is if he's even in one (ryan said he'll get right on that sooner or later)
kek baggies

Is GameStop a profitable company? I used to see that stated all the time here as a reason moass would happen. But suddenly all the apes stopped mentioning it.

RC WITH ANOTHER ONE

>>55337662
oh boy

>>55337662
OH SHIT, 2 (TW0) TWEETS IN ONE NIGHT! Good thing the market is closed tomorrow or we'd moass on the spot.

Since I got back?

>>55337662

KEN GRIFFIN IS A NIGGER

>>55337687
GUYS
He twetted 3 times in 3 times in OCTOBER
HE TEWETED 2 TIMES IN NOVEMBER
HE TWEETED 1 TIME IN DECEMBER...

you thinking what I'm thinking, 3...2...1...blast off

MOASS IN JANUART.

>>55337711
absolutely checked and gonna take all of MJ's fuckign money pilled

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Michael Jordan is finalizing a deal to sell the majority share of the Charlotte Hornets, the franchise announced Friday, leaving the 30-team NBA without any Black majority ownership.

Jordan is selling to a group led by Gabe Plotkin and Rick Schnall, the Hornets said. Plotkin has been a minority stakeholder in the Hornets since 2019. Schnall has been a minority owner of the Atlanta Hawks since 2015 and is in the process of selling his investment in that team.

Plotkin was the founder and former head of Melvin Capital Management, a New York City-based hedge fund firm, according to Forbes. While at the helm, Plotkin predicted that the price of GameStop shares would fall as storefronts around the country closed, the New York Times reported.

In 2022, Plotkin announced that the fund would shut down after it lost billions of dollars when amateur investors coordinated to buy shares of GameStop stock, driving up the price, the Times reported. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
(these fucking jews)

Read more at: https://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/charlotte-hornets/article276487686.html#storylink=cpy

US military is mobilizing. It’s happening

>>55337732
Fucking kek

>>55337839
Mobilizing for what?

>>55337839
The ayys are approaching

>>55337794
Why are they rugging him now of all times?

Ryan is the best chariman ever! At this rate, only some countries will be unlivable nuclear wastelands by the time moass happens!

>>55337863
They're all going to GameStop for a midnight release party.

>>55337863
I assume it’s for moass

>>55337882
>>55337866
You know why. It's time to blow this thing and go home.

>>55337898
Man that’d be cool
>>55337907
Explain why they would have to mobilize for that or I will personally ensure moass never happens out of spite

>>55337946
Hedgies better have my tendies, extra sauce.

>>55338077
checked

HEDGIES ON MUTHA FUCKIN LEDGIES BOYS.

CALL YOUR MOMS, CALL YOUR DADS, WE FUCKIN ALL OF WALLSTREET OUTCHEA.

>>55337206
peasants in the dark ages had more days off than us, 3 months a year give or take..

taking a shit rn wagmi

eating some pizza rn wagmi

>>55338140
Even more valuable was knowing they could count on them being the same days every year and not having to bullshit about overtime or coverage or whatever.

>>55338140
I don't even care that much about the holidays, it's everything. Affordability and total debasement of the currency.
median price of a home in 1940
>$2938
average single earner income in 1940
>$1,368
It's unbelievable how good they had it, and how the fuck did they mess things up this badly. Asleep at the wheel while the termites chew.

>https://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/27/how-much-housing-prices-have-increased-since-1940-in-every-state.html
>https://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/2012/spring/1940.html

>>55338355
>and how the fuck did they mess things up this badly
The government spent 20 years after WW2 pandering to the Vibrant Diversities and forcing integration at bayonet point, thus ruining most urban real estate as uninhabitable, and then opened the floodgates to third world migration to ensure there would never be a housing oversupply again.

Never selling but unironically the play is over

I'm going to sleep and hopefully begin manifesting MOASS through my dreams.

>>55338414
hedgies on ledgies, yes.

>>55338425
night night friend, and dream of large women
https://youtu.be/EE2TZAdoaS8?t=195

>>55337662
>rc responding to the drs music video guy
based ryan fudding broker shares

I woke up this morning to a terrible revelation. I don't believe in GameStop anymore. I wasted the last two and a half years of my life and -60% of my money. I don't want to be racist and filled with hatred for minorities and ethnic groups. I want to go back to the matrix and enjoy a steak in ignorant bliss

>>55338425
That’s more than any of us is doing. You’re going to make it in your respective reality

I hold 1 share of gme. Will I make it?

>hi 1pbtid here I've given up
Isn't the market closed tomorrow for coon day?

>>55337711
Holy digits!

>visible disgust

>>55338562
Nope. Only the people who slurped and own several hundred shares will make it

>>55338551
Look, fren. If you don’t buy your way into a paradise, then someone of an ethnic minority will come along and buy the shares instead. They will then WAGMI and proceed to fuck your wife/SO/point of affection. Do you want to be broke, hateful and racist or do you want to be rich and racist?

>>55336565
>leftists subsidizing the lowest common denominator with our taxes.

Wake the fuck up, corporations and billionaires are the largest recipients of welfare, and there is nothing remotely 'left' in U.S. politics. Even your famous 'socialist' Bernie Sanders is center-right.

It is right-wing economic policy that fucked your country, fucked your economy and fucked your future. You can thank fucken Reagan for that shit.

idiot.

>>55336773
You're a big guy.

>>55338678
Okay, Killer Mike, you're still a racist whiny nigger.

>>55338564
My daily schizo ramblings: the internet has been overwhelmingly filled with human-sounding bots for the last ten years. Emotional sounding comments, short quips, and in general any comment that is low context, low-value, and non-analytic can be created through large language models and be indistinguishable from a human made message. Chat GPT was soft disclosure about the state of astroturfing technology.

>>55337687
>>55337687
>Good thing the market is closed tomorrow
ugh... what bullshit is it this time?

>>55338731
We wuz free n sheeit ape day celebrating the end of the Civil War. It got made a federal holiday to placate the mobs after The Kneeling of Saint Floyd.

>>55338355
Calculating a 1974, under the table, construction hand's pay through gold, they should be paid something around $35/hr today. $25/hr if you go by real inflation numbers.

You’re gonna shit yourself Tuesday premarket when GME shows $3,761.98 on all tickers

Checkem

market tanks next week... 21st market bleeds... and so it was written. LFGOOO...

so... what now?
been holding 10k shares for awhile now

>>55338707
Niggers can’t be racist you baby dicked cracker.

>>55338808
> those digits
It’s so fucking over gme bros…

>>55338877
Checked, it is indeed over

>>55338877
Checked, MOASS after coon day boys

Another night with the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shittinf at the wheel.

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1670651952341090304?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Spicy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiX0TWf1THg

>>55338965
Oh fuck oh shit. They're down 1.5% as of this reply and still 2% green on the week. Who gives a fuck kid

>>55338965
>https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1670651952341090304?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
what does this string of characters mean

>>55339029
>>55338965

It means after three years you're still a fucking retard

>>55338140
Their local lord could also rape them, and everyone they loved, if he wanted to

>>55339131
worth it

>>55339131
Your boss, and all of his bosses..... mentally and financially rape you daily.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55337882
because just like everyone else in this game, no one has closed their position. mj is just more liquidity locked in a play that is impossiblru to get out.

The bobcats will be sold, AGAIN, in order for Gabe, who STILL hasn't closed his short position to survive (1) or (2) weeks more.

>>55339226
February 2021 article. You need new cope baggiebro.

Kek Ryan's dead gay dad

>>55339131
Droit du seigneur is a literary creation and there's no evidence of it being codified or practiced under canon law.

>>55339249
how about this gem from 5 days ago rajesh

debt

fucking

free

nigger

https://www.investors.com/news/gamestop-stock-meets-80-plus-relative-strength-rating-benchmark/?src=A00220

>>55339334
Oh now you care about fundamentals? That's hilarious when it suits you. How have those fundamentals worked out so far babe? Still quite red? Uh oh. Muh debt

>>55339349
nice cope shillbro, put a smile on my face before I sleep

Guys heatlamp DD must be real. Drsyourgme sub just got banned from reddit all together lmao. They are trying to contain everyone to superstonk. Get off of your planned shares

Dear Michael Jordan,

You are a huge faggot. You just got dunked on by muthaFuckin’ bridge and tunnel retail lite NIGGA! That’s what you get for disrespecting Chamillionaire, you punk ass broke ass malted milk dud lookin’ bitch. We caught yo’ ass ridin’ dirty and now you ‘bout to be ridin’ the bus FAGGOT.

Sincerely,
Baggie

P.S. give Melvin my regards

Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

*inhales*

keep your eyes on the IMMINENT sale of the bobcats by gaberino

gamestocks

shrimple as

Scottie was right all along.

You will pay me. I will take every dollar. Tick tock.

whoops

still holding.
still comfy.
still laughing at downies.
still noticing the one thing shills do all the time.
still wagwi.

スニード ヘジーズ

It's this week.

>>55339886
Oh not you again

Comfy and Kekking

Amazing how when Cohen talks about his dad the appeal to emotion and edgelord shills appear out the woodwork like clockwork lol

MOASS is finally happening today. RC tweeted about his dad to fool the shills into thinking he has no plans today

>>55340402
Another day of the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

>55340511
>he makes my point for me
Shills be mad x 24

>>55340514
Inept cock sucking coward obsessing with literal human shit and his pedophile dad fails to do a single fucking thing to impact the short position in 3 fucking years. Holders be delusional

>>55339349
I don't own a bankrupt hedge fund and I didn't lose half a billy of someone else's money shorting GME so as far as redness goes...I'm good biiiiiiitch

>>55338551
This must be at least the second time you woke up to this revelation.
Do you have short term memory loss or something? How are you realising that you're a retard every day?
Get a better bot biiiiitch

>>55337526
You know what else is dead?
The chicken you fuck every night, you sick, sick bastard.
At least get a fresh chicken. Gross. Fuck.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55340522
Why you so mad? Losing money or something? Fuckin' biiiiiitch

>>55340578
Nah bro, they fuck monitor lizards now.

What are we in for today boys?
[Anyone know any good chatbots? This one is super easy to make racist but its stories are too short]

>>55340708
its gonna stagnate today.
so flat youll think theres an error.
youll be right
partially
which means your also wrong.

Why is everyone saying MOASS will happen this week?

>>55340828
because it's my birthday this week and it was the only thing i asked for
>it's inevitable

>>55340708
>Racists use Samsung's default browser
That tracks.

What’s Ryan dad’s status bros?

>>55340845
Happy birthdayweek anon

>>55340941
Dead pedophile

What's the status of the short position? Extremely alive and well? Highest fund profits in human history? What's cohen doing? Writing kids books and watching scat porn while he jerks off with the skeleton hand of his dead pedo dad

>>55340402
>picrel

>>55340828
Idk but I like it

>US stock market closed today
It's over, it's fucking over.

>>55340828
We’d probably be moassing right now if it weren’t for the holiday. Ryan is done slacking off and is going to run gamestop like chewy

>>55341389
Chewy wasn't profitable until after cohen left. So you mean run like complete shit right?

>>55341325
The country actually celebrates something called Juneteenth...
Could Best Korea can just go ahead and nuke us, please?

>>55339636
Why bring up this old shit? How does that help us now?

>>55341493
There hasn't been any new cope since the impossibly failed nft marketplace. 2 year old completely dead cope is being revived

I’m starting to hate video games. I know I already hated action figures, pops and video game merch. it is a store for soiboys. Still hope we WAGMI

why is the stock halted?
is it finally fucking happening bros

>>55341401
No, it means he will do whatever he does to make companies profitable before he leaves.

>>55341555
>profitable before he leaves.
>before he leaves.
>before

>>55341555
Ooooooooo wow he got a profitable in ONE SINGLE quarter of his 40 quarters of running companies. He's a fucking retard. Do research next time

>>55341570
He’s formulating an exit strategy as we speak

What's max pain for this week?

>>55341578
kek i love how baggies are in denial that he's an actual fucking retard yet here we are almost 3 years later with no MOASS and a piece of shit NFT marketplace that makes $0
>>55341581
>picrel

Is the NYSE down? I dont see price movment? Oh. Its tranny-worship day.... I see..
USofA -> rigged marktes, rigged Culture.

>>55341547
Everyone stopped to celebrate dead nigger day in honor of St. Floyd who dedicated his life to abusing women, acting in porn, and dying of fentanyl. It's a tradition that we here have in America to find the nearest black man dying of an OD and kneel on his neck while the good boys and girls wait for Santa Floyd to come down the chimney and steal their bikes.

>>55341596
how are your meme bonds

Anyone know if SS is back up? Have they chucked or where the mods fired? Apparently a lot of subs have zero moderation and now might be a good time for anyone with an account to drop some nice redpills about the Juice (OJ Simpson obviously) and the Moth Childs
>pic semi related

>>55341608
>these are the people who unironically call me a faggot for being a leaf
outside of the GTA we still say nigger

>>55341619
terrible
but not nearly as terrible as the meme shares
just another successful business venture for kingjew
kek

>>55337623
(((they))) win again

successfully coerced you of sucking their dick for 3 years with an empty promise of a "moass"

>>55341622
Uh oh, guys, they're getting zesty again.
How do we convince them that censorship is for the good of the stock?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>55336694
kek kennies

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES """CELEBRATING""" TODAY
WHERE'S MY STOCK MARKET

>>55342204
Poor literacy apparently "Juneteenth" a completely made up day for wogs to feel like they a humans

>>55342217
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN

>>55342221
yes

Cant believe how pussy is Ryan Cohen

>>55342387
He is antivaxx. So he’s not like the others

>55342387
Looks like Ken can only afford one shill now so this retard has to resort to samefagging.

>>55341871
Wow, this is actually insanely bullish lol.

>>55342741
Your digits are more insane and bullish than that tweet. Everyone would have to be in on this conspiracy against retail investors

>>55342885
I got a roadtrip for you

Why did gamestop stop selling legos?

>>55343074
no clue. but they'd do really well selling anime-based legos, or limited figures that you can't find normally

>>55341493
nigger how does 5 days ago become old shit so quick

here's the (you) for the low effort to keep you struggling to achieve near the bottom

tick tock

>>55343013
10/10

ryan cocain, you have 7 days to something badass with the stock, or ill start fudding your coin.

Jesus christ my sides

>>55343013
The Wot Sons Go To Birmingham - 2023
(Happy Juneteenth)

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!

But seriously, my shitcan car died and need a new car.

>>55343013

>>55343465
I bet walkable cities don't sound like a bad idea anymore.

>>55343547
Walkable cities just means the downtown of a city

>>55343558
Wrong.

>>55343547
Walkability doesn't matter if you get stabbed or mugged.

michael jordan is the key to all of this

Bros I think little Kingston and Princeton are actually Queenston and Princesston if you know what I mean. They're trans

Were the DRS numbers rigged or is DRS slowing down? Is there any bot comparison to go off of to see if there’s a discrepancy?

>>55343723
It's the same weasel language as the 10-K. Whatever the real numbers are we're over the threshold of sneed & co having too many shares on their books.

>>55343707
Tom Brady lost a fortune to FTX if I am not mistaken. Oh man, who could be behind these travesties?

>>55343638
You don't get stabbed or mugged in stable, economically-equitable places designed for walking.

>>55343759
>who could be behind these travesties? >>55341223

I'm black on the inside so I can say nigger to whoever I want whenever I want

>>55343723
no more new cs accounts

>>55343486

>>55343762
"stable" means "no niggers" so that's a tautology

>>55343796
I need you to film yourself testing this.

>>55343819
nigger

>>55343816
Interesting dictionary you have there.

wagmi it tomorrow, fellow retards

RYAN COHEN IF AT THE END OF TTHIS I CANNNOT BUY AN ASTON MARTIN THEN YOU HAVE WASTED OUR TIME AND YOURS

This is all

>>55343838
Well, that's case 1, good start. I was hoping we'd get a nice cross section of locations. Police station, grocery store, bowling alley, South Side Chicago, Smithsonian, Disney World.

>>55343976
good taste

Pretty much just waiting for the government to let the market crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BmQZPrTgk
I DONT WANT TO BE NO HERO

Coon day, then moon day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WonZD5P0hv4
Mark 12:
41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

>>55344058
Why won’t it crash yet?
I’m so fucking sick of seeing “markets aways go up” investors on social media saying to buy in to this bubble while looking at charts echoeing 1929 and 2008. I just want everything to explode, not just for a moass for to watch these gay fags cry that their jewish witchcraft isn’t foolproof and go “I told you so”

Oh, there will be 'I told you so's'

>>55344058
Goddamn plungies

>>55344429
The fact they aren’t happening now isn’t good enough. I need to be proclaiming it to market normies NOW

>>55343759
>Oh man, who could be behind these transvesties?

>>55344155
Checked. We'll let you have that word back if it actually happens tomorrow.

BLOWING FAT LOADS ON KENNYS FACE
SHILLIES LICK MY SMEGMA

Fucking atoadoso, man, atoadaso

>>55343582
No, its completely right.
When I was in Miami, I could walk to places. If I wanted to go to the other side of the city, I had to take taxi. Just like in every fucking city in this world.
Americans are completely retarded.

LMAOOOO kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

250k worth visiting the wreck of the titanic, i have plans with my moass money

>>55344492
WE’RE BRINGIN IT BACK

>>55344501
>Taxi
Most major cities in developed countries in Eurasia have nice public transit. And not just in the downtown core, essentially everywhere in a metro area. If you want to get to the other side of the city, or province, or country, you can walk or bike to a bus or train station.

>>55344420
the banks and HF's need to get normies to buy in to hold their bag

>>55344631
I feel like they’ve already bought in with the amount of cope I see from zoomer/millenial investors

>>55344650
it's just about over

>>55344651
I know but it’s been on the brink of being over for fucking ever now and I’m getting impatient I wanna graduate uni with a bank account to rival a rothschild NOW

>>55336764
>excessive cocaine and mayo consumption
does Ken really mix them together? what do they call it, a sneedball?

>>55344651
>S&P 500
>1920

>>55344651

Those charts don't even look remotely similar. Also imagine thinking they are similarities in a pre algorithm run market and now. Absolute dumb fuck

>>55344761
They're not sending their best

>>55344687
I want these fucking people to join hedgies in their swan dive off skyscrapers

>>55344794

>>55344794
>expecting a repeat of the 90s boom

>>55344794
>dumbfuck doesn't know about algorithms
>>55344846
They're the same people worshipping a guy who is obsessed with his pedophile dad and who has a Scat fetish

>>55344651
>>55344794
>1929
>1983
It feels like we're going towards 1984 so there you go

Why the fuck are the markerts closed but I still have to work

>>55344605
Go bike in the rain, I'll take the taxi.

>>55345161
Biked in the rain, biked in the cold, biked in the summer, would have biked in the snow if I'd had snow tires. Taxi are expensive and for emergency/irregular time-sensitive use. The only people using "taxis" for regular commutes or errands are riding one of these. ...Wait I just remembered where I'm posting, of course you mean one of these, kek

>>55344631
Can we kick it off with banks and hedgies holding the bag?

>>55345199
checked, been riding bike and got to call a BMW driver a big ol faggot for blocking my path onto the sidewalk when I was crossing the street.

>>55345223
you should dismount your bike when crossing in a sidewalk retard

I hope MOASS happens soon, I'm getting tired of this retard society.

>>55343976
ill buy the aston martins in your area so you can start seething post-moass.

kek dumbfuck baggies

https://youtu.be/PvU3xQIW0t4
"God says he wants the next war to be fat Americans playing video games."

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

It's literally over. I'm going to rope.

>>55345751
please follow through just once in your life.

>>55345751
very good don't forget to livestream it thanks

POST MOASS im gonna cum in so many boypussies

1w

>>55344420
Just wait it'll happen. Collapses take time

>>55345834
What am I even looking at?

>>55345898
Something about baskets

>>55345898
>symbol
>correlation
>1w
anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Y72uaw7Ig
THIS BEAT ON LONDON'S SKY,
WHISKEY'S ALMOST DRY,
I SMILE 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY ESCAPED,
JUST LIKE TO SEE HOW FAR I CAN TAKE IT

https://thesportsrush.com/nba-news-despite-likely-losing-500000000-because-of-gabe-plotkin-michael-jordan-is-reportedly-selling-hornets-to-melvin-capitals-founder/

https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketball/michael-jordan-lost-500-million-redditors-gamestop-mania

every

single

dollarino

>>55345918
That’s not helping me figure it out.
Some shit about a bunch of stocks including gme is all I read that as

>>55345834
>>55345918
Hm... yes I see. This data is quite provocative. Quite provocative indeed.

its coming

its bad

"securities not yet purchased at fair market value"

yikes

Looks like FTX style money laundering for Biden is back on the menu boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPGxYXWhCzM
SHOOT YOUR LOCAL HEROIN DEALER

>>55345993
yngmi

>Horseshoes have become known as a symbol of protection and to give good luck. The legend is believed to date back to the middle ages when witches and evil forces were supposed to be repelled by horseshoes. This is unclear, but it could be because the iron of horseshoes was not affected by the fire.

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>55346101
I like those odds

>>55346101
1% chance.

>>55346101
HOLY FUCK YEEEEESSS

101% CHANCE BABYYYYY

WAGMI

>>55346133
That say's 101% anon. We're ALL going to make it. And I'm going to read books next to my window or in my Florida room during rainy day while overlooking the ravine in my back yard.

>>55346133
I'll take those odds.

We're gonna be rich as FUCK!
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1670910481274482697

>>55346253
wow it really is tomorrow then

>>55346281
Seems like it.

>>55346253
hollyyyy fuckkkkk i love when he starts jimposting

soon (tm)

>>55346253
Rent free.

Rumor going around that Janet Yellen has been fired.

>>55346371
>source: me, I made the rumor
I believe you friend

>>55346253
what prompted this?

>>55346477
Who knows. He just tweeted it. It's our Bat Signal.

>>55346253
Damn he is gonna be stellar boxing gme tomorrow.

>>55346485
why does gamecock live rent free inside his bald head?

>>55346498
He doesn't like the stock.
>Where are our heckin shills? They get the day off?

>>55346536
>>55346536
>>55346536
Threaded.