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So how was your Christmas Eve dinner /biz/?

>be me
>NEET for the last couple of months
>Uncles family came for Christmas Eve dinner
>My cousin is the "superstar" of the family because he has a stable job at an IT company and drives a Mazda
>Everyone in my family pretty much hates me
>Dinner is about to start
>Wear the cheapest and shittiest clothes I had, on purpose of course
>Sit at the table
>Aunt asks what I have been doing in the last couple months
>"Oh, you know I have been trading cryptocurrencies and invested in several companies through token sales"
>Annoying cousin starts making subtle fun about me and "muh investments"
>He then starts bragging about his job and car
>Presents time comes
>Everyone starts unboxing their presents
>Almost no one of them got me anything except my uncle who got me a pair of cashmere socks
>I start unboxing the presents I got myself
>First present is a 30-year-old Hibiki Suntory Whisky that costs like $4k
>Second present is a new IWC Schaffhausen watch that costs around $9k which I bought from Mr Porter
>Everyone on the table is speechless at this point and stares at me
>Aunt asks me how I could afford this
>"Yes, my investments were very successful you know"
>Cousin gets visibly angry and veins start popping out from his forehead
>My father, uncle and grandfather start asking me about my investments and how they can also get in
>Everyone pretty much ignores my arrogant cousin at this point

I guess it went well, lads

>> No.5534481

>>5534450
copy paster fag

>> No.5534538

fake?

>> No.5534588

>>5534450
what should I invest in op? I'm an autistic neet like you with attractive siblings who have all the success and money

Christmas was still good though

>> No.5534638

>>5534450
I made about 30k on crypto this years. I bought everyone in my family pretty nice gifts. Spent ~$200 a person (I’m a student so it was a lot). Everyone was happy with what I got them and I was happy that my family enjoyed them. Was a good Christmas.

>> No.5534658

I'd giving u a standing ovation but looks like you did that for your self

God speed and show the normies who's boss

>> No.5534659

>bragging that your family hates you

>> No.5534670

>>5534638
nice story bro, we are all gonna make it in 2018

>> No.5534699

I believe this. Well played, there is no better way to destroy your enemies than to live well. I didn't make that much but I bought myself a new Burberry coat and cashmere sweaters, their faces alone justified the price

>> No.5534708

>>5534450

you made it

>> No.5534754

>>5534450
Standing ovations!

>> No.5534764

Who buys themselves Christmas presents...

>> No.5534805

>>5534708
Nah, bro, 2018 will be OUR year.

It will be the year of the NEETS when we finally unleash ourselves from the chains of the normies and society.

>> No.5534833

>>5534764
pahaha this. and i mean if u are going to treat yourself why open them like they are presents in front of everyone lol

>> No.5534839

>>5534764
I'm surprised you were the first poster to notice this. What a sad life one must have to buy themselves a Christmas gift, wrap it, and open it up in front of family

>> No.5534842

>>5534764
who doesn't?

>> No.5534889

>>5534842

read >>5534833

>> No.5534911

>>5534764
>>5534833
>>5534839

I didn't wrap, I unboxed them from their original boxes. My family pretty much hates/ignores me so I knew that they wouldn't buy me any presents.

>> No.5534960

>>5534911
>My family pretty much hates/ignores me so I knew that they wouldn't buy me any presents.

Why? Sounds like some Harry Potter shit.

>> No.5534995

>>5534911
It would have been a much stronger gesture if you bought them the expensive gifts. Buying yourself gifts is lame, regardless of how much they cost.

>> No.5535022

>>5534911
Still anon, what's the point? At best they'll only like you for your success, not for who you are, which is what happened. They'll (your cousin) will probably be the first one(s) to talk down on you if/when the crypto market takes a downturn

>> No.5535028

>>5534995
Nah treating yourself is good but no need to openly rub it in their face, be more subtle lol.

>> No.5535043

>>5534450
Holy Fuck nice copy paste Larp OP.

Tell me, what's it like being such a fucking failure that you can't even come up with your own Larp?

>> No.5535067

Picture of the whisky or you're larping

>> No.5535158

>>5534450
this was good the first time I read it faggot

>> No.5535186

>>5534911
I mean it’s a bit strange but whatever. If I was You I would seriously move out and cut them out your life. Having all that negativity around you is cancer

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5535198

>>5534450
>Christmas Eve dinner
what?

>> No.5535338

>>5534450
Please use your money to plan for he long term anon. Showing off like that will do you no good.

>> No.5535344

>>5535198
24th Dec dinner

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5535406

>>5534450

>> No.5535671

Op you are stupid
You never compete with your family
You cooperate with your family
What are you, an anglo or a Swede or something worse?
Were is your blood
I despise you

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5535735

I hope this is legit, anon, you deserve it <3

>> No.5536483

>>5534833
>why open them like they are presents in front of everyone lol
Because fuck them, you got a present from yourself