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be honest with me, /smg/
are my puts fucked next week?

Please stop posting pictures of me and my love life OP.

I called my dad to wish him happy father's day he didn't want to talk. The call lasted less than two minutes. How do I be a better son?

I shall celebrate today by mowing my lawns, cracking open a tall boi(monster), and grilling a ribeye roast later on.

Do I buy soxl calls and tqqq shares on Tuesday? I need to make some $$$. I have $10k to spend

>>55333550
That's very odd. My father is always very happy to see me and disappointed when I leave. But I'm the least fucked of the children so that probably amounts for something.

>>55333489
I want to hire an alt e-girl to whip my balls and choke me to death during sex
What stocks should I invest in to get rich enough for this?

>>55333514
>am I, someone who tried to time the market, going to get heemed?

>>55333640
Is that that one ayyy lmao girl? Can't tell from the angle.

>>55333550

>>55333665
It is not sug4rf4iry, aka Arisa Vurr, no.

>>55333640
Though I would like the source.

Believe it or not I just missed some market indications. If I were a more experienced trader I would have made a lot more...

Back to leverage trading I guess.

>>55333684
You better hope to God that post your are replying to isn't poem anon.

>>55333694
I haven't posted in this thread yet, I'm eating my KR breakfast

>>55333550
I haven't spoken to my parents in almost a year.

>>55333514
Puts on what?

>>55333699
Ok good
>>55333714
How is this possible? I would feel like a complete piece of shit if I went a year without even calling my parents.

>>55333731
Because some people have piece of shit parents. I don't really hate mine though, I just don't care.

>>55333742
Foreign concept to me. I have parents that I frankly don't deserve if I'm being honest.

>>55333770
And I hope you continue to have a good relationship with them.

>>55333830
Thanks fren

Why is Netflix @430? Won't people learn they can watch anything for free at some point?

>>55333871
Because Disney is shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly.

>>55333742
I raised two step kids for 11 years. Neither will return a text. I date a woman for 5 years, with adult kids and get pic related from her youngest (28 years old).

Why is the Paypal mafia going all in on RFK JR? Even among Facebook Boomers he is in a league of his own of being a Facebook Boomer

>>55333955
RFK is a lot like trump where he's not "one of them". He is definitely a different kind of democrat and that simply cannot be allowed. Globohomo must continue unabated.

>>55333717
SPY and I'm also long VIX
seemed like indexes were melting up and VIX melting down going into quad witching
Almost no one was taking profits or hedging. Now that contracts have expired, I guessed we'll see a classic 2-3% bull market dump next week and a spike in volatility.

>>55333550
you called your dad, thats better than most of the people on 4chan
you did all right, its out of your hands

Holy fuck I’m ready for markets to be open

>>55333550
>get a job
>get a trad gf
>marry
>have some kids
>get the family together

>>55334057
We have Juneteenth tomorrow so cool your jets. What's funny to me is the completely pozzed woke company we clean for is 100% open tomorrow. The virtue signal so hard for everything else, but nigger days are where they draw the line. Open for mlk day and Juneteenth. They are such fucking frauds. They could drop the whole schtick and just be a normal business

>>55333965
>RFK is a lot like trump where he's not "one of them".
That is nothing special about RFK JR. since there are literally limitless rambling Facebook Boomers. I don't get why that particular rambling facebook boomer.
> Globohomo must continue unabated.
If the Paypal Mafia is behind something it is never to the detriment of the globohomo

>>55333489
what does biz think about ichimoku?
does it work opr is it just more linememe nonsense?

>>55334107
That's literally impossible in this day and age

>>55333965
Being a Kennedy still in politics and not dead is proof positive he is in fact one of ((them))

>>55334149
I'll let you in on the real secret. Plot net Fed QE against the market since about March of 2021.
The Fed IS the market. FA and TA are unironically just noise.

>>55334161
He wasnt in politics until he decided to run desu.

>>55334183
Well we’ll see how long he stays alive then I’m a big JFK and RFK Sr. guy but they rubbed the kikes the wrong way and the whole family has payed the price since

>>55334142
He was labeled an anti-vaxxer for asking questions about the covid vaccine. Most of his political views line up with the Democrat party so I'm surprised they hate him so much which should be telling. If the Democrats hate someone, you generally should support that person.
>>55334161

>>55334057
go play on robinhood if you can't wait. liquidity must be shit though lol

>>55334199
They don't have to kill people like him anymore. They can just gaslight the populace into hating him, effectively "killing" him figuratively. Americans are more retarded and gullible than ever. Putting a bullet in someone is concrete proof that something is wrong. You don't want that. They would have killed trump if that was the case.

>>55333999
Checked, but I smell some Old Bay crab week and you'll just get THETA'D.

>>55334232
They didn't kill Trump because he is in fact, one of them.

Will SOXL hit $30?

>>55334232
This. They prefer the soft assassination method now. Destroy a mans reputation and no one would believe him anyway.

>>55333624
>least fucked of the children
holy shit those children must be extremely fucked up if thats the case

Invest in Polish gaming stocks, especially CDPR, 11BIT and STARWARD.

This is a financial advice.

>>55334313
>CDPR

>>55334277
If that were true they wouldn't be fighting nail and tooth to put him in prison. Biden is guilty of the exact same thing trump is being tried for.
>>55334295
My sister is a complete basket case and getting divorced a second time. My got divorced from a woman I strictly warned him not to get involved with but ignored me anyway, then proceeded to get scammed out of $500 from some pajeet posing as a woman on a dating website after my father told him not to fall for that shit. I feel bad for my brother because he had brain cancer but beat it luckily and just wants a woman to settle down with but keeps failing (reminds me of a certain group of people in a certain online forum). He also went turbo NEET during the pandemic and now delivers pizza under the table for a living. I am the only child that has any amount of responsibility and logic. I hold a good job and have a good reputation around town. I now have 4 different job offers on the table when I leave my current job in August. I'm no golden boy, but if we're grading on a curve I am.

>>55334348
>I now have 4 different job offers on the table when I leave my current job in August
what jobs are those? more janny work?

UPS just went on strike

Hope everyone sold on friday kek.

Will be a wonderful dip and great bargains to be had across alot of sectors

>>55333550
You’re lucky. Mine died in January & I’d give anything to play another round of golf with him again. Mend the relationship while you can.

>>55334348
>If that were true they wouldn't be fighting nail and tooth to put him in prison
What makes you think any of that is real? Never heard of a dog-and-pony show? OR kangaroo court? You've been through enough psyops by now to know that it's all bread and circuses.

>>55334376
>UPS just went on strike
who will deliver my trance CDs now...

>>55334376
B L A C K E D S W A N

>>55334376
>UPS just went on strike
>MFW I don't have any consoomer goyslop orders out at the moment

>>55334383
AI

>>55334364
My cousins and aunt work for a printing company and keep asking me to come work for them. My sister wants me to come work at the local college. When I was at the wedding the other week one of my friends brothers wants me to come work as an apprentice at a tool and die shop, and lastly and most importantly, when one of my other friends knew I was leaving he is trying to get me to work in the office at a logistics center working in risk assessment. The last one is probably the most legitimate of all the offers with real money on the table. Since literally nobody amongst gen z or millennials is willing to put in a honest days work anymore due to low t, I'm in a fucking utopia of job offers.

>>55334057
Market closed Monday for nigger xmas
Go back to sleep

>>55334383
It's ok poem anon, theres plenty of music online to listen to. I have a lap desk that's supposed to be showing up soon so this shit better not ruin it. It's the only thing that will save my back when I'm trying to use my PC.

>>55334232
There’s no need to kill him because he spends every waking hour blowing Isntreal

>>55334277
>They didn't kill Trump because he is in fact, one of them.

>>55333999
430's? I loaded up on the 28-31 spreads

>European insurance company
>up when spy is slowly up
>down when spy is slowly down
>down when spy changes harshly
so basically from my midwit analysis I can conclude my stock follows the inverse of the volatility of spy except for heavy swings then it just moves down.
Tell me anons, what will the spy do on Monday. I need it to go back up because right now I've lost over €200 and I'm sad. I was up 300, then sold, then bought back in again and now it dropped :'(

>35 Celsius is forecast next week.
Did you know that that 35 C is 95 F? The next 4 years are the hottest in recent history.

I bought KOLD when it filled that gap at 59-65 dollars.

>>55334278

Will hit $20 before it hits $30

>>55333550
I just lost my father last month
Do what you can to have him enjoy your presence again

>>55334543
440 strike; a bit more conservative
I don't think nukes are dropping next week, just some standard MM profit taking.

>>55334579
95 isn’t hot I’m in Texas and the summer has been pretty mild up until now and everything is still pretty green usually it’s brown and dead already from the heat

How are all the wealth percentiles still working off of 2019 data? I want to know what happened after COVID money printing

>>55334621
Wow, antisemitic much?

>>55334605
Okay but for normal people places which are not literally a desert, it's hot;

>>55333921
Almost brings a tear to my eye fren

>>55334630
Look, I just want to know where the goalposts are. I am trying to trade myself into the 1% so I can dab on nigga's and haters.

>>55334396
its crazy peter lynch looked 80 25 years ago and hes still not even 80
this is what the stress of money does to a man

>>55334657
I am going to get fucked in the ass by people's home equity I just know it.

WW3 starts this summer, how do I profit from this?

>>55334681
i think ww3 began when russia invaded ukraine.

>>55334404
The logistics center job sounds kino. I worked in the logistics field for years. You should go for it. Second choice would be the tool and die apprentice. Every man should know how to make shit white his hands.

>>55334670
He also looks like he has aged about 5 years in that span in total. Some kind of Benjamin Button spinoff.

>>55334684
If we're being honest, really it began when China attacked the United States with a bioweapon and installed Biden in a color revolution.

>>55334582
Is that a piece of brain?

poor third worlder making first steps in the world of stocks here
hope you don't mind me keeping a bit of an autistic diary ITT starting from today
i'm planning to close ADBE on tuesday then see what's up for slurping

>>55334719
Buy XOM, KBR, and CVX. You’ll be comfy in a few years.

Is buying Nvidia still a worthwhile investment or did i miss the boat?

>>55334729
redpill me on KBR. Dont they have a ton of lawsuits going on right now?

>>55334783
sir AI will feed many villages please buy now it will go to 1000 rup-, uh, i mean dollares.

>>55334783
It's severely overvalued, to the point that insiders are mass selling. But we live in clown world so I can easily see this thing going to $500.

>>55334783
judging by calls and other stuff it may push all the way to 500, maybe even 550
i think there's still money to be made as long as you take profits on time and don't become the dunce holding the bag

>>55334579
>Did you know that that 35 C is 95 F? The next 4 years are the hottest in recent history.
so they're not the hottest in history, gotcha

i sold nvda calls so it will for sure be the moass

I am guessing we retrace down to 4300 in futures to retest support, then continue back up to ATH to take out all the stops still up there.

>>55334404
>utopia of job offers
>its all job offers from nepotism

>>55334941
that's how jobs have always worked

It's over in september.

>>55334953
its remarkable how much there is to hate about the bottom half of that image

Happy Father’s Day, negros.

>>55334867
>There is a 66% likelihood that the annual average near-surface global temperature between 2023 and 2027 will be more than 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels for at least one year. There is a 98% likelihood that at least one of the next five years, and the five-year period as a whole, will be the warmest on record.

https://public.wmo.int/en/media/press-release/global-temperatures-set-reach-new-records-next-five-years#:~:text=There%20is%20a%2066%25%20likelihood,be%20the%20warmest%20on%20record.

SNEED

Fuck boil, all my niggas hate boil.

>>55334404
>a logistics center working in risk assessment
You could probably kick ass at this by applying your cynicism and racism, like that one anon at a bank who racked up stellar numbers by only lending to Whites or (non-jeet) Asians.

>>55334621
>>55334676
Most of those studies and tables rely on data from the Fed's triannual survey of consumer finances. Fuck knows when the 2022 edition will be released by probably soon.

>>55334953
Can't say that they didn't find a loophole.

>>55334783
The way I see it is AI is here. businesses are going to spend billions for better or worse.

>>55334786
Priced in. KBR always has lawsuits against it. This also goes for any company that wins a big government contract. The losers always file a suit. It’s not always for money but for the contract itself.

>>55334941
Always has been fren

>>55334985
Risk assessment boils down to a simple matrix and yes you can factor in racism. This is not hard since you can always find the numbers to back up your claim. Whether the folks in charge listen to your assessment is a different story but at least you’re covered.

thoughts on AMD? it's looking kinda short-able to 110 or so, which is funny since their new MI300 chip ain't even that bad and i think it will do pretty well being like a ryzen in the AI market (ie lower absolute top performance when compared to the top dogs like nvidia but the best bang for your buck if you don't need THAT much performance)

Shorting is risky. Especially in current macro.

I have enough money to not have to wage but Im thinking about an heroing almost every single day.

>>55333965
>Kennedy
>not one of them
please drink bleach, but not before you castrate yourself...same goes for Trump

>>55335304
the current macro is bearish retard, but the price action isn't

>>55335377
>the current macro is bearish
now what have given you this impression?

>>55335401
>LEI index
>Yield curve
>unemployment tick up
>treasury restart
>80 rsi tap
>dot plot moved up
>saudi's mad
>fake money regulation from sec
>bank failures
>commercial real estate refinance
Only the price action is bullish, just have a foot by the exit all i'm saying.

>>55335460
You just listing data which are confirming your bias.

>>55335494
>You just listing data which are confirming your bias.
That is what TA/FA is
>always has been
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

>>55333489
All ugly
No amount of clown makeup is better than soul-filled eyes and a smile

>>55335549
it's a shame women don't have souls

Check ‘em
>>55335566

> paternal grandfather: dead from cancer due to a lifetime of alcoholism
> maternal grandfather: could not give less of a shit about his children or grandchildren, dumb as a rock, effectively useless
> father: physically absent for years, emotionally absent for all of my childhood, co-ops my own successes as his own despite contributing nothing
Yeah, fuck Father's Day.

>>55335230
Isn't this just an expected value calculation, but If you're retarded?

I havent called on mothers day and see no reason to deviate from the routine today

>>55334941
That's how life works fren. That's why rotting in your basement isn't doing you any favors. It's all about who you know.
>>55335322
>Kennedy's are one of them
>2 of them were fucking murdered in broad daylight
Sure thing bud.

>>55335494
thats what macro is...

>>55335566
Why didn't you use this picture? Or are you a different anon?

Don't hide just buy.

>>55333489
Might sell my PNC and buy CCL when the RSI comes down to recent levels. Going to use my gains made in CCL to once again buy PNC. Does anyone want to poke holes in my thinking before I end up doing this

>>55335605
Basically yes. I had to fill these out all the time when I was military to forward up the chain of command. You’re basically saying I am aware of the risks and this is what I have done to lower them.

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh man.
Okay so somebody stole my credit card number and I noticed fraud transactions on it this morning. I got on the horn with the bank just now to get them to SHUT IT DOWN and issue me a fresh one. Today's fraud clerk was an Indian guy with light accent but sounded like he was born here. Towards the end of the conversation he said
>ok, I will do the needful and send out your new card in...
I have never heard a jeet actually use the 'do the needful' phrase. Only in youtube comments.

>>55333921
top cuckolding

>>55335660
yeah i know its how life works. its just that you were talking about a job offer utopia, as if you were one of those software engineers who gets pummeled with job offers from recruiters, when you were just getting offers from friends/family

Is there any time you would exercise an ITM call?

>dudeweed small businesses popping up everywhere now
>cigarettes are public enemy number 1
>analysts even shit talking tobacco stocks casually

big tobacco holders when are we going to crush the dudeweeds small cannabis shops? I want broken kneecaps, 10 percent to the big guys. Where is OUR cut?

>>55336149
Tobacco is here to stay but there is no growth in the buisness. At least in the west coast it is a lot more common to smoke weed than it is to smoke tobacco. Now you can invest in the tobacco companies that make the best cigars that stoners use for blunts

>>55336135
If the extrinsic value is gone and somehow there isn't a fair bid for the intrinsic value, so you have to get the value out the hard way.

Family is an investment frens. Hope you’re spending time with your sons today. Happy Father’s Day /smg/

>>55336057
You're thinking I'm scoopsies. I take the bussies of privileged guys like him. Hands as soft as baby skin. I wife those people.

>>55336290
fuck you

>>55335768
terrible idea, you should be buying SOXL

I was told by a broker friend of mine to long sofi and short spy. 2025 leaps for SOFI and December puts for SPY

>>55336349
Wanna tell us about your issues fren?

>>55336358
If you're going to shit position at least be a original with it

Has there ever been a jewish lead company that didn't turn out to be a scam? Serious question.

Ah google

Christ I ate one salad last night and I've shit 5 times today. Vegetables are a meme

>>55336483
Chew more and get a digestive enzyme

>>55336374
>long a single company and short the market
Am I wrong or is this retarded?

>>55336493
No.

anyone looked at $9684 square enix? hype is building for the new final fantasy game, then you have part 2 of the final fantasy 7 remake coming up within a year or so iirc. should be a pretty strong pipeline, and comps are starting to get weak. add in general japan hype and perhaps even an appreciating yen and things could get spicy.

nigger

>Futures

the end of an era

i forgot how boring the market was before covid happened, but now i am remembering

>>55335460
yield curve isn't bearish until it uninverts

>>55334941
I don’t remember the last time that I got a job offer from any form of nepotism, and I’m clearing $300k/year

Kinda want stuff to dump next week, only managed to get 5k so far into TGT and I honestly want at least 10-20k on it, genuinely think it's the most brainless 10-20% profit within the next quarter move on the market right now

>>55336651
Was a little tempted to gamble on it this year, looked at the movement on the 31st of May and went "nahh", good call overall

>>55336374
With student loan payments resuming it makes sense

>>55335857
It’s actually “do the necessary” now. You ask them to please do the necessary

>>55336710
Scoopsies I DEMAND that you accompany poem anon to dinner and other activities. i won't tolerate my friend being alone. You're a richfag you can make it happen.

>>55335605
kek yes

>>55335799
oh shit, we kinda have that in software or general project management — risk mitigation.
Whenever some exec has a bright idea and requires a really dangerous change that could cause a massive outage, you fill out a form to show all the risk involved snd what to do if shit goes wrong
>“is this change necessary?”
>”what are the consequences of not making this change?”
sometimes there’s a fast path with higher risk and a slow path with lower risk, they obviously always want the fast path, so you just get them to sign off on it so that they’re the dumbass when it breaks

nigger

Financially speaking, does having a second phone and SIM card make it any easier to hook up with girls that aren't your gf?

Also why the fuck did they have to make gay ass juneteenth a bank holiday? How retarded to close the US stock market for a made up holiday

>>55336312
>scoopsies
why does my name pop up so dam much when I’m not online?
am I really that notable?
why not SOXL_shill or CLF tranny or some shit?

>>55336754
I saw that last night.
that nigga needs to text me or some shit

if I buy him dinner, do you think he’ll let me touch our sticks together?

>>55336782
I'd love to know how SOXL shill's stack is doing. How about yours? Still holding out for SOXL $100+?

>>55336777
based

>>55336807
I’m not selling at a loss, and it’s a legitimately decent hold rn

>>55336807
SOXL shill sold half his stack at the 200 SMA cross. his average on the other half of his stack is probably still solidly green, but not sure.
>>55336822
why didn't you average down.

>>55336483
Sounds like that was everything but the salad you shit out. How much weight did you drop?

Anyone here make an LLC and take on investors? Debating if its worth doing that at some point as a full time job.

SHORT UBER

https://twitter.com/OldMemeClown/status/1669573396890370050

>>55336803
I promise if you take poem anon out to dinner he'll rub his pp against yours

>>55336803
>>55336891
That will not happen

>>55334676
Guess I’m top ten
Bummer I’ll never reach top five
Though this better be home equity and not just how much the home is worth against a mortgage

>>55336848
Good post, anon. Thank you. Going to buy puts.

>>55336920
Will you at least be friends with poem anon? If I lived closer we'd hang out but i'm in michigan. Quit being a fucking dick he needs help.

I just found out there's a TSE:TEC, as a Canadian, is it better to invest in than let's say SPY?
Will this help against currency conversion, or they've already deducted that from the value?

>>55336949
This is poemanon
I'm saying I won't be touching sticks with scoops or anyone
I probably don't even want to meet up with scoops, since he's sloppy about his online opsec and I don't want to get doxxed
Besides, I just went for a run and a cute girl smiled me while passing on the trail so I'm probably getting a gf soon anyway

>>55336965
I think you and scoopsies have a lot in common. What would it hurt to have dinner with him at that expensive steak house you were at. He's a richfag. I think you two would have a good time

Yes I may have gotten the market wrong and missed the rally but at least I didn't get the vaccine. I can recover from missed opportunity but you can't recover from the shame of getting the mystery juice injection

Anyone know where I can find the current measurements of the Earth's magnetic poles?

Apparently the North pole is moving quickly now towards the South, but I want to find a way to check its coordinates myself, rather than trusting doomers to make videos about it

i lost $40,000 in the stock market over the past 3 years. how do i get a refund? i want to be bailed out like the kikes. its not fair that i have to eat my losses but they get goytaxes to bail them out and make it so they never lose

>>55337073
Pole shift imminent heat death by August 12th 2036. Extremely bearish

>>55336848
>>55336940
That uber "news" is from March 2021.

>>55337089
>Extremely bearish
It's ridiculously bullish just imagine the amount of liquidity the Fed will inject into the economy before it all ends

>>55337095
That's not real is it?

>>55337101
I imagine the final boss liquidity is magma injecting directly into Wall Street

>>55337095
It's actually march 2020. Same time as the lowest UBER stock has ever gone. It's completely retarded FUD and it tells you alot about the kind of jOuRnAliSm they do at the ((finacial times))

>>55333550
I remember my dad used to be very affectionate with me (hugs/kisses) but one day I was being a moody angsty teen and said I'm too old for that and he stopped. Then we immediately became awkward around each other and even things like hugging him on his birthday just felt weird to me. Don't be afraid of showing affection to your parents they won't be here forever.

How would you guys invest in bonds over the long term? total market BND, TIPS, or long term bonds?

>>55337113
>pic rel
>>55337132
You're right. I typed the wrong number. I should be a journalist.

>>55337153
Just deleted the app

Red day in world markets without us trading, then red day on Tuesday, then red on Wednesday for fed speaker bonanza, then blood green thursday for NVDA shareholders meeting.

>>55337147
you're not an insurance company or a bank, dont invest in long term bonds

Am I hallucinating, or did VIX futures gap up 2.2?

>>55337177
>checked
>verification not required

>>55336927
this is the chart minus home equity

>>55337147
Dont do tips they haves some weird adjustment thing going on. BND is fine or just go to treasury direct and buy bonds. Right now its much better to just stick to bills since the curves are inverted.

>>55333550
Be a more wealthy son.

>>55337260
it's kinda funny I can buy VT and BNDW and own eveything

Oil, go back up

>>55335857
i work selling dentistry equipment in asia and i have heard the "do the needful" thing from multiple Filipinos, Thais and Vietnamese

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

We are all creeps and weirdo's, but we are all gonna make it.

>>55337344
oil will crab forever.

>>55337453
we are all gonna make it you say?

FUTURES ARE OPEN

>>55337460
don't believe his jewish lies

>>55337460
Life is funny isn't it? When I was a young man I always believed that life would just kind of work itself out. Now that i'm a man I know that is not true. This is advice for every one of you NEETs here. If you want something in life you have to TAKE it. My entire life I thought that I wanted a cute wife and some children, but that's not always how things work out. I realize now that the only thing that will satiate my thirst is a qt black twink. A qt black twink named scoopsies. It's my life's mission. If he had dinner with poem anon, i'd cool off. But until then i'm coming for you bb.

>>55337519
I dunno man that sounds pretty fucking gay. But I'm happy to wife your children if you don't want them

>>55337073
Finally found an answer to my own question. Pole data here:
https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/products/wandering-geomagnetic-poles

>>55337532
I'm married to Miko now with 2 beautiful children. I just sometimes think. What if scoopsies accepted my advances? My life would be totally different.

>>55337552
Do you want to fly out to Seattle to have dinner? I'll pay
I literally have $10k extra this month that I'm just going to dump into the NASDAQ if I can't find anything to spend it on

>>55336290
>Sailer's Law
Long POWW

> year 3 of trading
> lost a year diamond handing a literal who memestock
> switch to options
> struggle to make $100
> paper trade
> make $400 in minutes
> study when I'm not at work
> friend's gf has no investing skills, made 20k on doge and is 5 years younger than me
Just tell me what I'm doing wrong bros, why can't I make it

>>55334376
The union got the votes to approve a strike if negotiations fall through.

>>55337610
Poem anon, I leave my job at the end of August. It would be an honor to have dinner with you. When I come up we're going to visit scoopsies too.

>>55337642
please don't underestimate the stacy's. They as peak consumers have their finger on the very pulse of the market.

Also I finally bought some new shoes. After searching all day yesterday at two malls and finding nothing, I finally went to some discount store called Designer Shoe Warehouse, aka DSW. Place was kind of a mess, since everything was out in the open. You just look for a shoe you want, grab your size underneath (if they have it), try it on, and then take it up front to pay. It's a much better shoe buying experience for autists who don't want to wait for some salesman to "check in the back". Anyway... it's apparently a public company, stock ticker DBI, and isn't doing all that great... even though the store I visited was busy. Idk, when I next need shoes (probably 7 years), I will go back there again.
>>55337651
Idk where he lives, but we can look around a bit.

>>55337667
I'll make sure he finds you

>Oil
IT'S OVER, WTI $67 by Wednesday

>>55336572
Seems to be following the TOPIX rally recently. You're right that things could get extra spicy if additional positive catalysts start getting priced in.

>buy tqqq
>sell at 5% gain
>wait for dip
>rebuy
>sell at 5% gain
>repeat until millionaire
why won't this work?

>>55337344
Sorry, you're in the downswing of continued SPR doomping and Venezuela/Iran/Russia/Axis of Evil supply coming online.

That will, however, violently reverse when the SPR is dry next year and OPEC++ decides to heem the west with an embargo.

>>55337766
This strategy is called “timing the market,” and it is foolproof

>>55337667
If you want an exciting shoe play, there's always CROX. It's the MNST of shoes.

Anyway, so what are you guys gonna do tomorrow?

Nick Hers

>>55337792
Watch Chappelle's Show and eat some watermelon, I guess?

Trading plan's already lined up for Tuesday.

>>55337792
work because my job is a serious job.

>>55337792
I have work
But I’ll also be praying for Coinbase to crash

>>55337792
celebrating black fathers day.

>>55337792
be racist because im mad the stock market is closed for niggers

>>55337829
Best answer so far. I'm following your lead.

>>55337782
I am going to pretend I didn't read this hand go about my day.

>>55337844
checked and fuck niggers lmao look at this shit

>>55337923
>1/22
Damn niggas need to hit the range.

>>55335023
>poophole loophole but in ways you would never have imagined
These kikes are something else. I have to respect it at least a little.

>>55337942
>thanks to the miracles of modern medicine we were able to save 22 of them.

>>55337963
thank God SSRI consumption comes with an accuracy debuff

>>55337792
>Anyway, so what are you guys gonna do tomorrow?
Oh, fuck. I forgot markets are closed, tomorrow...
WTF EVEN IS JUNETEENTH?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GET IT TF OFF MY CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55337963
We need to naked short heathcare like GameStop so it goes bankrupt

Didn't see this until too late is scoops providing meals for smg anon? I very poor and hungry.

FUCK

>>55333921
>serial cuck
Disgusting

>>55334376
Based Teamsters >>55337644

>>55337792
Cut my hair and probably fuck a prostitute

>>55337792

>>55334621
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>55334973
Unironically zoom out dumb fuck, we're still in an ice age, deglaciation is a needs must.

>>55337344
Russia is fucking over the rest of OPEC+ since they’re flooding the market with oil to finance their war. Saudi Arabia is stuck between a rock and a hard place with Russia replacing them in China and India and a global recession right around the corner. They can’t make cuts forever and lose more market share to Russia

>>55333921
God bless, Anon.

>>55338172
So what you're saying is that KOLD is going to 500?

>>55337782
>That will, however, violently reverse when the SPR is dry next year and OPEC++ decides to heem the west with an embargo.
That would be kekmazing. It would suck but it would be kekmazing.
>here's why biden is actually being TOUGH on russians by refusing to reopen our fracking businesses, we need to be united and not vote for that criminal chud trumpanzee or that vaxx schizo rfk

>>55337923
how did chicago outdo detriot?

Thank god my country doesn't have a national day of celebrating niggers. I'll be trading tomorrow as usual

Thrive and evolve

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SSBGAcH5-40

>>55338404
I think detroit niggers just went full doomer and don't even feel like it no more

>>55338465
BBC appreciation day is a long standing solemn and sacred tradition here you faggot

I got some ice cream sandwiches to eat and futures are looking good

>>55333921
a woman with kids isn't entirely useless
not for 4 or 5 more years when robot waifus are more common

Listen folks, here's the deal, don't bet against America ok! Bulls are winners and bobos are doomer losers.

>>55338577
I would bet on America if the market were open tomorrow.

>>55338601
Here's a version that works good as an OP pic

>>55338615
We landscape format anon.

>>55338577
>yield curve is still massively inverted

Companies are deathly afraid of laying people off after COVID, hence why things are still fine. After Powell blows up a couple more banks and tech companies with more rate hikes, the real bull run should start. Permabulls are delusional if they think the yield curve being inverted forever is normal

>but this time it’s different!

Yes because this is the one in a million time it’s different, bulls can never explain why though

>>55338617
Portrait looks better in the catalog

>>55338634
For phonefags, phonefag.

>>55338634
>>55338647
You're both fucking wrong.
Square chads rise up.

>>55338647
I'm not a phonefag
It's just the way that image scaling works, the portrait version works best

>>55338671
1:1 is bredy gud. t. /p/

>>55338674
OK phonefag lmao

>>55333489
I missed my chance to buy IRBT at $40 waiting for it to go down, NGMI.

>>55338632
>Muh yield curve
Listen buddy, AI is such a world changing technology that this time IS different. AI is going to usher in the 4th industrial revolution, there won't be a crash.

>>55338601
I'm still pissy about the markets being closed tomorrow.

>>55338711
>AI is going to save us from the yield curve screaming a recession is incoming

That’s different, completely pants on head retarded, but not what I was expecting

>>55338739
Yes, I must constructively channel my racism.

>>55338751
How can I constructively channel it?

>>55338745
Could be the biggest bubble of all time. The bubble to end all bubbles. And you want to sit that out?

>>55338760
idk breh I'm still working on it.

>>55338745
AI is such a revolutionary world changing technology, the market is just starting the biggest bullrun in history. It's unironically a new paradigm, as a software engineer I can assure you that only midwits who don't understand LLMs are bearish.

>>55338775
You have to be joking

>>55338778
You sound like you just don't understand LLMs bro, no offense but you probably just aren't smart enough to get it. Talk to any software engineer you know and they will be extremely bullish, for good reason. Non coders simply aren't smart enough to get it unfortunately.

>>55338786
now that's just some cult speak right there

>>55338802
So you're bearish on AI without having a basic fundamental understanding of the technology? You should do more research before you actually take such a strong position, it's such a world changing innovation that we will unironically avoid the 100% chance of recession that the yield curve indicator normally indicates.

why does the stock price only move to the right?

>>55338760
buy GEO and make money when law and order is reestablished and niggers go back to prison for 20+ year sentences

Getting the urge to buy a whole bunch of spy puts seeing as we are at extremes. I might be retarded though

>>55338817
Also a good idea for the next 20 years since roe v wade was overturned.

>>55338817
>when law and order is reestablished
Are we going full Judge Dredd or what?

>>55337792
goonteenth

I’m finna GBTC bros

Fuck coinbase btw

Rocker if you come visit me I'll make you listen to trance music the whole time

>>55338601
But tomorrow isn't a holiday?

>>55338917
I hear ya.

>>55338917
Check again
https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

>>55338927
It's not a bank holiday, any virtually every job, blue collar or white collar, will be working. Juneteenth is about as valid as Arbor Day.

>>55338934
Anon I have off and I work a white collar job where I make $200k/yr + stock options

>>55338942
Shit, I meant to include this
Also, you won't get mail tomorrow

>oil will gap down on tuesday
>so will everything else
>and all because of africans

>>55338942
So does everyone else on /biz/ get in line loser.

>yen to USD is almost back to the October high again
That 4 month period where the Euro was struggling/below one dollar was the funnest time ever. I was enjoying myself.

>>55338821
>Nikkei took a fart shart after lunchbreak
Shoulda bought on friday.

>dump until the 7th of july
>back to 4200 S and P
>Back up by the end of summer to 4700
>violent shart down in september to 4200
>reach 4800 by december
>the infinite dump back to 2400 begins there when the russians and saudis team up and just stop producing oil to own the burgers
>I become a millionaire and buy Sakura Miko with my oil profits, not because I want her but to spite that one retard in this thread

>>55338968
Yeah the american and global markets will gap down because of africa. It's suuuuuuch an important continent.

>>55338778
We have absolutely no idea what the limit of LLMS is. They don't get smarter via clever tricks, but via adding more compute. We have not yet discovered a marginal limit to learning via adding compute. Thus we have absolutely no idea how far we can keep pushing these things.

>>55338945
Similar salary/compensation range for me, but we still work tomorrow. To not make waves with the racial nature of the holiday, the leadership team just said that if people want to celebrate it then individuals can use one of their floating holidays (2 days of holiday pay whenever you want during the year). I would expect 90% of people to be working though.

>>55339017
They wuz kangs.

>>55339031
That sucks
I went out and got a bit drunk because I have off tomorrow

why are futures so flat

Why are SPY and QQQ acting so weird?

>>55339063

>>55339007
7th of July is a negatively oriented Jewish holiday that lasts till July 26, the last rally starts after that but ends with earnings

>>55339073
i was hoping with a long weekend we could at least get some futures action going
are traders really taking juneteenth off

>>55339094
its a coon holiday number 2. so they have no choice. shit's closed.

This may be a little late but anons what's your relationship with your father?

Mine is hardworking and has many respectable traits. He also repeatedly told me I'm a good-for-nothing leech and his first argument for when I told him I'm gonna do something he didn't approve of was he's gonna cut me off inheritance. Literally that was his first and only argument.

>>55339133
wow. sounds like a boomer (no offense).

I am lucky. My dad is a hard worker and always told me that hard work puts food on the table and a roof over your head. So I got my work ethic from him.

>>55339133
Dad is very, uh, well there's not other way to say other than he is stupid. He is a stupid man. I don't mean he does dumb things on occasion. I mean demonstrable, clear, low intelligence. He once wound up in psych testing at hospital on the encouragement of his second wife. He walked in to the lobby of the place and noped out of his appointment never to return. It's a shame as I would really like to know what category of crazy he actually is. It's some kind of anxiety disorder for sure with some other seasonings on top for flavor. Anyway, he might as well be a fire pit in regards to any money that happens to find its way in to his possession. He'll lose a bunch of his own money, then lose the money of my mom or his second wife if they let him (they both let him).
The other wrinkle is he's very nice. This is part of the reason he is able to get his fingers on other people's money to then piss away.
Our relationship is mixed. We speak a couple times a year.

>>55338577
>>55338711
>>55338775
>>55338786
>>55338809
Happy monday morning, Sven! Did you slurp African migrant bull cum out of your wife's asshole this weekend while you were away from the office?

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100,000.

>>55339133
boomer wageslaves have very little critical thinking and think kids today can have an easier life than them, which was the easiest life of all time kek

>>55336848
holy shit. dank.
good post, anon

>>55339321
Bigot

>>55336848
imagine making someone go to places you are going to get murdered. Democrats really are like a city bus, they take poor people for a ride.

>>55339248
Hello schizo, are you ready for the green day today?

>>55338786
ah, fuck, the stupid ass r*dditor is back.
must think he’s in good company somehow.

they really shut the markets down for some nigger nonsense? This is not a real country.

>>55339332
shit the duck up, nigger

>>55339263
My boomer coworker talks about how every summer weekend him and his friends would go to the lake and water ski. They all had boats, they all had homes, they all had trucks. They had no education, some didn't even finish highschool. They worked entry level at a mill. I just it was easier to labour, knowing you could take your power boat out to the lake and waterski every weekend.

>>55339390
>another midwit that doesn't understand LLMs
Learn to code.

>>55339380
Sven, since you're a regular organic American, didn't you realize that today is a federal holiday where we worship black people?

>>55339401
>Learn to code
I know more than twice as many languages as you, can crack coding interview questions twice as fast as you, and already know more about distributed systems than you ever will in your entire life

post your leetcode contest ranking, you dumb nigger

>>55339409
>arguing with a literal government sockpuppet

>>55339409
You supposedly know all this but bash me for being bullish on AI, interesting. Are you a schizo like the other guy?
>>55339407
I forgot that the orange retard created a new holiday in a pathetic attempt to racebait and gain the African American vote.

>>55339413
good catch. thanks.

>>55339407
fukken kek

Confirmed, deranged schizo. Probably the same guy replying to himself with another IP.

>>55339416
Sven, can you please help me translate this article?

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

>>55339416
>bash me for being bullish on AI, interesting
when the fuck did I say that?
>Are you a schizo
says the schizo

>>55339423
>when the fuck did I say that?
You're a bit slow aren't you?

>>55339427
shit the duck up, you stupid ass r*dditor

>>55339422
Not clicking your IP grabber, schizo. Go beat off to the latest Maverick video with the other permabears.
>In 2 more weeks the yields will return to normal and then we will crash you'll see!
Kek, boboids.

>>55339433
Sit down and shut the fuck up while you're talking to me, midwit.

>>55339436
>>55339440
Can you please help me translate this? I don't speak cuckold.

Svensk myndighet på plats i Ukraina – bidrar i informationskrig mot Ryssland
Uppdaterad 12 juni 2023Publicerad 12 juni 2023

Myndigheten för psykologiskt försvar arbetar på plats i Ukraina sedan krigsutbrottet.

Det går nu den operative chefen Mikael Tofvesson ut med i intervju med SVT.

– Vi utbildar och övar ukrainska myndigheter i hur man slåss på informationsarenan , säger han.

Svenska tjänstemän från myndigheten, MPF, har sedan krigsstarten i det dolda arbetat i Ukraina. I en rapport som lämnades in till försvarsdepartementet i fredags beskrivs hur regeringsuppdraget gått ut på att ”öka den samlade ukrainska psykologiska försvarsförmågan”.

– På våren 2022 gav vi råd och stöd till ukrainska myndigheter i hur de skulle bland annat kommunicera till sin egen befolkning när man står inför krigsfara. En annan viktig fråga var hur man skapar motståndskraft för de som skulle kunna bli utsatta för påverkansoperationer, säger Mikael Tofvesson.
”Utbildar och övar”

Efter invasionskrigets första fas under våren förra året fick MPF förfrågan om att stötta olika civilsamhällesorganisationer och myndigheter i sitt arbete online Därefter har man främst jobbat med olika myndigheter i landet. Hur många svenska tjänstemän som varit och är på plats i Ukraina vill MPF inte gå ut med.

– Nu är vi inne i en fas där vi utbildar och övar ukrainska myndigheter i hur man slåss på informationsarenan och ger råd och stöd, säger Mikael Tofvesson.

>>55339443
>>55339443
>>55339443
I've been on vacation so I haven't been able to bake

I'm camping

>>55339448
As an American I can't speak Swedish, you can use google translate to get the basic idea of the article though.

>>55339416
You guys don't know anything about technology, the Internet is going to change everything. My AOL shares are going to moon, it's literally in every household

>>55339133
Extremely hard working and made a name for himself in a new country (where we subsequently moved to have the family in one place) and is running a hugely successful business. Beyond smart as he can navigate the murky waters we call bureaucracy which is actively trying to hinder anyone that is trying to make it in this country. Also extremely proficient in mechanics and fixing pretty much anything that can be fixed so we don't have to deal with tradesmen (who are largely scam).
Originally, I was supposed to take over the business but I showed pretty much no interest for it but rather went into physics and research. It pays like shit but I just love it. He supports me wholeheartedly because, and I am paraphrasing, "passion is the number one thing in this world" and "we already have plenty of money so go and do something that you love doing"
Ultra based father and one that makes me look like utter crap in comparison

>>55338775
I'm a SWE that knew about/used attention (the tech underlying LLMs) in 2018 and I can tell you it's overblown. It can't do anything new so it's only useful for automating the jobs of people who copy-paste from Stack Overflow.

>>55339662
>only useful for automating the jobs of people who copy-paste from Stack Overflow
isnt that a lot?

do not buy until 2pm thursday

>>55339673
When I worked in web dev I think I found stack overflow answers about 20% of the time. Now I work in embedded and it's probably like 5%. Also, in web dev debugging was about 50% of the job, now it's more like 80%. Assuming I'm an average developer, GPT is capable of replacing about 20% of 50% of a programmer's job, or in other words, it can make a dev team 10% more efficient or reduce headcount by 10%, depending on what the company chooses.

We are probably well into diminishing returns with LLMs now, hence why the big guys all want a "pause". To get to the next step - AI that can solve new problems and/or a larger part of the development cycle - almost certainly requires a different technique from the current "feed millions of human-generated samples into a very large model" one. I would expect AI to go away for a few years soon, as it did in 2018.

>>55333550
You're a good son and he's probably feeling ashamed