/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gatekeep. They decide if you're a "good fit". So it's like women being paid to judge you.

>>55325659
Keeps the hierarchy of blowjobs in order

>>55325659
bring down productivity

>>55325659
>work as a supervisor at a company
>every week HR sends me stacks of resumes to go over and potentially interview for positions
>throw them all in the garbage
>exclusively hire people who come in person and drop their resume off (if they have a good handshake, hired on the spot)
>HR gets pissed because Im just hiring straight white people and completely bypass them/their hiring practice (I dont even let them create the employee account or set their hiring wage kek)
>just delete the emails that get sent to my desk with read receipts (dont care didnt read)
>tried to get me in trouble for this, but my vice president basically just said as long as my branch is profitable, he doesn't give a fuck
>HR roasties so mad

The even funnier part is that I have 0 HR roasties at my location, they all work out of a different city, so ignoring them is as easy as not picking up the phone and deleting the emails. get fucked hr roasties, I hate you so much.

>>55325716
Proof or didn't happen

>>55325729
no fucking way I'm proving anything, all I could do is post a heavily redacted business card, which would prove nothing really (anyone could have a piece of paper that says "superintendent" on it). All of my company's internal administration apps/systems are designed in house, I could be doxxed so easily by posting screenshots from any of them

>>55325671
This is accurate

>>55325659
Protect the company from any liability. Victim shame if the aggressor was a person of authority. If the victim is a person of authority, they fire the aggressor. Stuff like that. The worst is hospitals. They enable doctors to abuse subordinate staff. I’ve literally seen doctors assault, physical and sexual assault, and when the victim came forward with witness, they would fire the victim. Fucking toxic.

>>55325716
Based and firm handshake pilled

>>55325659
If I would own a big company, I would never ever allow females to make any important HR decisions.

>Yes, the shy white guy was exceptionally qualified in regards to the hard skills, a real genius in his field, but he wasn't extroverted and diverse enough, so we decided to hire the black trans-woman. She doesn't know much about the job, but we like her entertaining stories and colourful cookies.

>>55325659
Don’t work at publicly traded companies. They’re controlled by ESG money. I quit my job and went to a private company to regain my sanity.

>>55325716
Based as fuck. They should be thanking you for having to less work, frankly.

>>55325748
You could post a heavily redacted email. Please, we need hope that people like you exist.

>>55325998
Nah, hoes mad because their efforts are in vain. Anon has other responsibilities to worry about, and still manages to do their jobs better than them.

>>55325716
I'd give you a firm handshake if I could. You're doing great work champ. Keep at it.

>>55326178
It would be trivial to produce something fake. There's no standard of proof that can satisfy. Believe it or do not.

>>55325659
See how large thier asses can grow, its like an orangutan colony.

Send out stupid surveys and emails. Most of the HR roasties at my company have been replaced with AI and it's better now.

Payroll and Benefits typically fall under the HR umbrella, as well as Recruitment and College Relations
Beyond that they protect management from liability

>>55325659

Sexually harass me.

>>55325716
I took a bus to the city in a rented suit and tie last week and tried this, but it didn't work.

>>55325659
Political Commissars

>>55326715
You made the mistake of putting all your eggs in one basket. Should have hit at least 5-8 different places in that day you rented the suit.

>>55325716
Based beyond belief. Anon-sama...I kneel.
>t.HR hater, formerly employed, currently sneeding

To consume my semen.

>>55325748
What are you so afraid of? Whose gonna fire you? The HR cunts you're ignoring? lmao

>>55325659
>Human Resources
This makes me imagine her as breeding stock, in vast breeding stalls with thousands like her, moaning as they're impregnated repeatedly and machines pump their milk. Human resources.