/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55323920
Early archive?
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,992.140B, 103P = 19.341B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,011.556B, 104P = 19.342B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Have a great weekend gme frens

settled in for another weekend of seething hedgies saying shit like kek baggies and its over the squeeze happened. you love to hear it as it is time well spent to say these things repeatedly instead of just going about your day. kek seethies. MOASS is imminent.

they scream to the void, but I've been preaching to her, screened all of these hoes, so I've been eating fewer

>>55323920
What happened to the previous thread?

>>55324186
They slided the thread after this was posted

>>55324186
just a glitch goy, stop noticing.
also, been noticing this over in /pol/
>button to autosage threads
>button to split threads over to mirror catalog
>seems like (((they))) building a new one in prep for moass

>>55324250
I wonder who wouldn't want people seeing this

>>55324250
>>55324275
Wut mean?

>>55324294
means pp poo poo

What's the weekend cope baggie sisters?

Another day with the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

Do you feel that in the air?
It's 6/17. The day of Q. It is also Bastille Day and Saturday. All schizo signs point to MOASS tonight! Buckle up, kiddos, we're goin to the moon.

>>55324354
Ooouu whats the matter baggie? Salty your Jew chairman doesn't actually give a fuck about his shareholders? What's that? He's turning the company around?
Lol
Lmao

>>55324363
Loooooooooooool xdddddddd

You don't understand shillbro! He's writing kids books, crying about his dad, being a 40 year old memer, posting shit tweets and buying other stocks because he uhhhh really cares about investors like me!

Forgot about those kids books wth was that all about? If nothing happens on July 4th I’m gonna send a strongly worded letter to everyone’s mother in this thread.

>>55324407
>without exaggeration 250 hype dates have come and gone

This time is different.

>>55324367
Holy fuck, these bitches are so irrelevant they're just spouting bullshit at each other because no else gives a shit.
Enjoy crying into the void, fuckers.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>your stock is going to zero
>it just is ok?
>for realzies this time ok?
meanwhile the foundation the financial system is built upon is fracturing as hard as mt stock is fractaling into the flat gang

>>55324407
Silly American! It's July 1st since our Chairman is from the Great White North

>>55324367
*sigh*
When will these baggies ever learn?

I just want a 22 yr old zoomette I can pay to pretend to love me.

>>55324551
Why?
Simp fuck.

Realistically this facade of a market can't survive beyond this year, right? And by that measure whoever is holding the GME naked short nuked can only kick the can so much. I'm honestly hoping that MOASS is somewhat a controlled event to a degree. Hopefully everyone by now has realized that this must occur and that to postpone it would only be foolishness.

>>55324578
Cos every girl I’ve ever had has cheated on me and run off with another man shortly after saying something along the lines of “you’re my best friend/ I am mad about you/ you are handsome tbf” :(

That’s normally the cue to tell me they are having or about to have an affair :( feels like they’re weighing me up against the other cock.

With MOASS money I can have a nice zoomette that I can keep and will stay with me for the money. So it’s more of an incentive to stay for them.

Anyways I’m straying away from GME so I shall say…. Fuck hedgies! Buy moar!!!

>>55324601
Not reading your bullshit, quit being weak.

>>55324586
I did think this for a long time, but seeing the whole insider trading of late has thrown me off. I don’t think there’s going to be a big reveal that forces shorts to close, it’ll just be a controlled slow grind. Until we steadily increase in price.

>>55324607
But you asked “why?” Anon. Better than “post MOASS I’m going to get back with my ex” anon.

>>55324626
Not really, no.

>>55324275

>>55324407
>Forgot about those kids books wth was that all about?
Making money off you idiots. Just like everything Cohen does
>You WILL buy ze books
>You WILL buy ze NFTs
>You WILL buy the dilution

>>55324294
Forgot to tag you with above

>>55324367
kek baggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR7g3sbA_vs

>>55324655
Checked. What is weak about being a sugar daddy to a 22 year old zoomette?

>>55324506
It doesn't need to go to zero. It just has to stay under $1000 in order for you to be wrong.

>>55324732
https://youtu.be/58clN3gLIsQ

>>55324784
Powerful

>>55322931
>Posting this at 1AM on a Saturday morning
>While your peers are getting some fug or watching Adult Swim or something
Very sad

gooooood mooooorning Americaaaaaa!
enjoying a cup of joe and a scrambled burger and eggs with bbq sauce.
what's happening?

>>55324675
I bought the kids books. If moass happens I will read them to my kids. If moass doesn’t happen, I will just blow my brains out. Shrimple as

>>55324921
Now this is a plan I can get behind. I wonder if RC Benchid Chobani would instigate MOASS if we all did a Jonestown.

>>55324918
Just thinking about bbc while listening to hip hop on BET. Going to watch some sportsball later and a different sportsball tomorrow. My biracial kids are out committing crimes and being whores. Life is good

>>55324954
Oh say can you seeeeeeee

>>55324186
>>55324269
I see the last thread got prematurely archived. bullish.
>>55324250
does this mean rc ventures as the creditor is trying to sue citadel and get them liquidated or is this just some bbbq faggotry?
https://www.justia.com/bankruptcy/collections-credit/creditors-rights/

>>55324902
We aren't equal so stop pretending. It's ok.

>>55325010
You’re so hostile today anon. Make sure to get some R&R a nice walk in the woods it really does wonders for the soul.

>>55325046
It's ok to be unequal. Maybe God made him that way so he could swim better.

>>55325010
>>55325046
stop fighting kids. blacks and whites are brothers in their fight against their financial oppressors.

>>55325118
Speaking of, qui legalized abortion in the United States?

>the telos/playr announcement
>the telos guys said on discord they only start building the platform now that they signed the contracts with gaystop and announced it
bullish, new vaporware launch in two years!! DO SOMETHING RYAN

>>55325164
>qui
sorry i don't speak fromage buddy, i speak American.

>>55324250
whenever something is posted without any explanation as to what it is and the poster tries to put on an air of faggot mystery, it's safe to assume that it's a BBBaggie and a non-Starfield (Constellation Edition) purchaser.

>>55324601
>Cos every girl I’ve ever had has cheated on me and run off with another man
skill issue. The Todd Watch will fix that issue

https://wgntv.com/sports/bulls/michael-jordans-time-as-hornets-majority-owner-is-over/

I am going to take every fucking dollar from mj

Tick tockiez

>>55325460
I almost feel bad for dunkin' MJ. He trusted Ken and he got stiffed hard. Just another case of an honest and hard working Black man being robbed by the jew.

>>55325511
We clearly need to move the crown of JUSTing to another NBA star that’s more deserving. Anyone know what lebron’s invested in?

>>55325460
>>55325511
>Dunk
>Dunkie
Plot twist Jordan is actually Dunkie. That hepcat flew too Fucking Close To The Sun and got Dunked on!

>>55325641
This has been theorised before.

Jordan, a gambling addict who's rumored to have had his dad wind up dead by welching on paying betting losses. At the minimum, it ended with him taking a break from basketball (baseball arc) to avoid suspension from stern.

Jordan was brought in as liquidity for Gabe and it's clear that he's still on the hook for large, inescapable amounts that keep building

>>55325775
if i was Jordan I'd pull out even if it would mean i'd lose most of my fortune. the man makes $150m per year in profit with his brand. he can make it back super fast.

YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN

What does .t mean. I feel like I’m stupid because I can’t figure it out

>>55323389 #
THE SPIRAL CONTINUES FOREVER

oi, cohbani you racist boomer fuck, you have like 9 days to do something badass or ill start fudding your coin.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

These two wrongs'll right you
I was too grown in high school
The true soul of Ice Cube
Too close to snipe you, truth told, I like you
Too bold to type you, too rich to fight you
Calm down, you light skin jew!!

>>55326120
Forgot image

>>55326120
Please sell. Rap is hella homosexual

>>55326124
It isn’t actually music. That’s why it’s called rap

All rap people must sell their GME asap or renounce biggie and tupac and all hop hop before we wagmi. The world has had enough of n

>>55326237
It's also off-topic, a reportable offense.

>>55326333
Lol rip

>>55325328
PROOF RC IS INVOLVED ACTIVELY IN BBBY CH1 COURT PROCESS

there everyone get it?

>>55326284
Tupac is based and Biggie didn't kill Tupac.

They shut off the buy button. That's all I needed to know.

>>55326412
Is this why the price pumped right at close the other day? What time did the doc leak.

>>55326559
>leak
It's publicly available information, being a non-sealed court filing and all.

Jews don’t understand anything about music. They genuinely think they like rap. RC hasn’t started selling vinyl because he just doesn’t understand the Metallica is objectively good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlV-ZFyVH3c
Three day weekend, no market Monday.

>>55326656
It saves us from dumping more on Monday, so I'm actually glad

>>55326412
He's being sued for market manipulation with BBBY, that's his connection. Everything else is just schizo straw grasping from morons

>>55323920
really sad you retards are still holding your video game stock when deepfuckingvalue is getting his dick sucked on a yacht every day after dumping his bags on you fools
this stock is only going to go down for the next 10 years

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>>55326777
Checked, they truly have to go the fuck back.

My imaginary internet money has real world value because… BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK

>>55326412
Good schizo theories need an air of plausibility. Bobbites don't have that.

>>55326777
checked. gone are the halcyon days

>>55323920
hai frens. Been out of the loop for a couple of months? Any ooos and aaas recently?
did any spicy shit happen in the meeting?

>>55326777
Can't go back to Constantinople, nope can't go back, been a long time gone.

>>55326777
checked
>>55326788
checked

>>55326754
oh so we suddenly are not going bankrupt soon?

>>55325460
Bullish. MOASS is near.

Ken Griffins dad went out for Newports when he was 3 then never came back

>>55326990
Ryan Cohen told us to buckle up and then left us in a hot car for 3 years

>>55327012

>>55327012
He’s coming back any day now.

>>55327012
It's not really a hot car, it's like 70 degrees
>>55327023
this

>ACH T+2 for my paycheck falls on the wrong side of a weekend + bank holiday
>mfw no pay until Tuesday
RC pls hurry

>>55327012
He’s just out at Publix picking up tendies, relax thy hormone therapy

>>55325883
Ryan Cohen... That boy's up to somethin'.

>55325010
Who's pretending?

>>55326777
>>55326788
very checked

WAGMI

>>55327309
fucking jannies lmao

>>55327309
based jannies

>>55327359
>deletes mass reply the one time it improved thread quality

I think he wants to hire investors to save the business since so much of our personal money is tied up in the stock. I hear you Ryan

>>55327310
predditors posting their kids and their own neglect regarding the germs that child is dragging around on the soles of their suppile, nubile, precious, little feet

>>55327579
lol anon wtf
i'm losing my shit over here

This is the opposite of blending in

Great - now the thread is so slow that everyone will know I have worms in my ass that make me gay and a turpentine cleanse can kill them

this is my first day off with time or interest to post in more than three months, and everyone's being all shitty and gay. what happened to cocteau anon?

>>55327310
Can i get one of these post MOASS?

>>55327948
It's the weekend, barely anyone ever checks in on weekends and a few music posters got banned

>>55327948
three day weekend

>>55327948
im here. just lurking. im getting married to a thick unvaxxed schizo christian woman :o) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysN9OvPLGU&pp=ygUGZXBlcmR1

Why did that BBBY hedgie go off the ledgie when RC sodl? Any new speculation?

>>55328121
He had a terminal case of NGMI

>>55328049
rad to see you. cool to hear your life is moving forward. it's been a wild few years holding GME. my entire life has changed for the better over and over, it's an iterative process at this point
>4000H captcha

I got banned for racism and stating the truth

>>55324586
>this facade of a market
Yeah nigger nice Reddit logic bending, didn’t you mean to say you were wrong about “le ebbin dumpenning” like 1929 happening? SPY is at 440, don’t feel sorry for yourself just get back in the game you can even keep your video game store stock run by a millennial jew who bit off more than he could chew

We're closer than ever

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH. Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

Markets are closed Monday for fathers day

I am completely demoralized. SBF is walking away scott free, Desantis is going to win and Kenny will get off scott free, we'll have held this piece of shit stock for three and a half years for absolutely nothing. No accountability, no money. Ryan is part of the tribe and if he wasn't he could have stopped this GAME by now

>>55326584
It was updated on Friday revealing RC ventures.

>>55328401
It's been over 2 years. I really could have just waited until now to get in and buckle up.

I've gone through a pandemic, two jobs and 6 mental breakdowns since then.

>>55328419
>cba ID
Basically we're just not gonna make it. And we all fell for a psyop.

>>55328401
I bought before this. I really am a dumbfuck baggie

>>55328418
have fun at the golf course dads!

>mfw we might get both payday 3 and UBI before moass hits
>mfw they try to pay me in NWO funnymoney
>mfw I'm selling my first share for a gold bar
>mfw no substitutions

https://soap2dayto.ru/movie/apes-together-strong-5wor9/1-1 I'll just leave this here

>>55328911
Checked, thx, but can't handle the cringe.

>>55328430
how does that make it a "leak"?

>>55328981
Because something-something-gay-glowies-on-the-internet-said-it-was-something.
Or as I like to call them, Glowmosexuals

>>55329022
a "leak" is something that gets out that either wasn't meant to be public or wasn't meant to be released when it was. I'd bet the filing date of that document will be the same as the date when it was "discovered". At most the filing date will be a day or two behind.

>>55324954
this is the most american thing I've read

>>55329048
Anon did you even read what he wrote? He explained it perfectly,
Glowmosexuals.

>>55328981
Call it whatever you want. Fact is RC ventures holds BBBY bonds, so BuyBuyBaby carve out is still on the table. Glomo

>>55329110
>Call it whatever you want.
Like what BBBaggies do?

>>55329110
How would a merger/acquisition work if RC just bought more shares? Would he have to wait until the next fiscal quarter?

>>55329134
>ackshully it's RCVentures that will buy BABY, not GameStop
keep up with the new copium.

>>55329134
Not bought into BBBaggY hopium but bonds are collateralized debt obligations (meaning that assets from BBBY would go towards paying them in the event of bankruptcy), so RC in this circumstance could acquire the assets/IP of BBBY to offset the obligations they have towards him, which would completely cut BBBY stock holders out of the deal.

>>55329173
>no ackshully BBBY will be paid X GME for every Y BBBY they hold
The question is, why did they buy BBBY at above $1 when they could have just bought GME?

>55329132
>Cannot refute RC ventures showing up in court documents.
Ryan will get his Baby and reverse merge into Teddy. BBBYQ shareholders will receive equity
In Teddy and a massive squeeze in share price to the tune of 300 million oversold shares.

>>55329178
For whatever reason they keep claiming they'll make it back somehow then roll it into GME. I hope they do, but doubt they'll ever make money on a distraction stock.

>>55329183
There's nothing to refute because it only shows he's a creditor. Also makes me comfy to know that passiveagressive repliers were BBBaggies all along.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>55329183
>squeeze
>on an OTC stock
You niggers are beyond retarded.

>>55329183
>BBBYQ shareholders will receive equity
But why? He can just get Baby with no need to waste money on acquiring BBBYQ.

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>55326656
Been a while. You always know the best song for the occasion.

>>55329202
It's the same story for every niggerstock they try this with. They had partial success with shilling AMC, so not surprised to see them pull out the same playbook over and over again.

kek usefulidiotfa99ies

POST MOASS i'm gonna kill myself

Another night with the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

>>55328911
>Lauer on screen within 2 minutes
>AMC livestreamer
>Robinhood CEO saying he hates Wallstreet and thinks its rigged

>>55328911
>Lauer on screen within 2 minutes
>AMC livestreamer
>Robinhood CEO saying he hates Wallstreet and thinks its rigged

this "documentary" is terrible and not worth watching

>>55329371
you'll live for ever

>>55329439
>anti-establishment heroes
>literally the establishment
If only more people knew how bad things really are.

>55329371
That is if you don't see the guillotine first, Kenneth

Jesus Christ, just fucking give up already. This is literally sad.

>>55329674
1pbtid narrative ops shill give your head a shake

>>55324732
Because youre paying for somebody who doesnt love you. And its good money. Shes going to milk you for purses and lipstick and designer shoes and the whole time youre spending this money on her, shell resent you and be disgusted by you and shell work you like a beast of labor until she gets bored and she either ages out of it, dumps you for sonebody richer or ends up with a guy she actually likes. Get a hold of yourself.

>>55329697
Why are you still here seriously. Clearly Cohen doesn't give a shit about all of your goals. Why the fuck are you all still here. I mean it's been 2 and a half years.

>+XKsujWX
Sneed

>>55329674
>>55329674
can you at least post an image for me to look at, I don't like just reading text

>55329732
Why are you still here?

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55328266
lmao did you draw that? yeah its crazy how life happens. i would have never expected it to have gone like this

>>55324732
You're paying for a prostitute, there's nothing more intimate just because she has a restricted service clause.

>>55324601
Sugar babbies cheat and fuck around too.

FRENS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR EARS. I COME TO BURY THAT NIGGER KEN GRIFFIN, NOT TO PRAISE

>her

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM;
THE GOOD IS OFT INTERRED WITH THEIR BONES;
SO LET IT BE WITH THAT NIGGER KEN GRIFFIN.
THE NOBLE RAIN COHNE HATH TOLD YOU THAT NIGGER WAS AMBITIOUS.

>>55329741
>>55329757
>>55329814
Literal cope

>55329965
I asked you a reasonable question.

>>55329931
Whoa whoa whoa, GME holders cmdo NOT use the n word, okay? Don't make me sneed you.

>>55329965
?

>>55329979
>>55330020
Cope in its purest form

>posts webm of cute raccoon

HURRRR DURRR COPE COPE COPE BAGGIE HURR DURRRR DONT MIND ME THAT I BOUGHT BTC AT 59K AND YOURE GREEN ON GME BAGGIE AHAHAHAHAHA…cries

>>55330085
Dikshit Rimjabi Ramdeep, you are being demoted and I will be fucking your wife tonight.

>>55330085
Gme is 69% from it's ath.
Btc is 59% from it's ath.

We need some new cope baggiebro

>Captcha related

>>55329538
>closing scene
>trumbath + lauer saying this isn't over
>allude to the entire stock market being fake

there it is. "we warned you guys!"

>>55330004
Shut up niglet

Last 3 months

GME +47%
BTC -6%

Kek

>>55330196
Oy vet, at least do YTD go.. -uy.

>>55330004
wrong. anybody holding more than 1000 shares is rewarded a government issued n-word license in their legal name. believe it or not but there are even more expensive licenses but those are for (((100k+ share holders))) only.

>>55329732
Seethe

>>55330196
Based on the volume, nobody has bought GME in the last 3 months or the last year. It's pitiful. Again, we need new cope.

Citadel filing for bankruptcy Monday. Kennoid will file for suicide on or about Monday.

It’s happening

>>55330400
00OOOOOOO CHECKED WAGMI ON MOONDAY

>>55330172
Thank you for watching this so I didn't have to.

>>55327012
love gme and rc but this made me fucking laugh out loud

>>55329881
hell yeah I drew that
same here, life has gone all sorts of crazy directions. it's never boring!

They let him go because Fani Oter told them what would happen if the fake GME tokens went to zero.

https://www.dailyfetched.com/feds-quietly-drop-charges-against-democrat-donor-sbf-in-multi-billion-dollar-ftx-scam/

>>55330402
What am I looking at?

>>55330556
Why doesn't he love you though?

>>55330402
>>55330606
Project Green Beans. a GME candle that literally reaches the moon

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

>>55330888
Checked, I guess

Guys where is MOASS

>>55331120
In Becca's pants.

>>55331120
MOASS is what they keep telling you to look forward to, so you end up putting more of your money into the manipulated stock. It will never happen. It's like chasing a carrot on a stick.

The whole point of the great reset is to have white people waste their money via stock market or casinos, while POC are given the opportunity to flourish via universal basic income and subsidization.

>>55331131
becca sex
lucy too

>>55331184
What’s POC

>>55331220
AMC apes generally

>>55331220
prophets of christ

>>55331220
Pieces Of Crap

>>55331220
People of Canada

>>55331184
Boy now this is some trolling.

>>55324770
NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
>NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
>NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
>NEW HEDGCUNT COPE DROPPED!
First I was like "It can't get any more absurd then the tag-team shills chatting their script to each other (probbably samefag)" but then this post appeared.
You rodents never fail to amuse me.

>>55331600
Every time they post shit like that we go over it.

>>55330559
i love the bear

>>55331666
What sort of subhuman fuck sleeps on the floor. You bought stuffed animals instead of a bed frame

>>55323995
wanna buy her after moass anon

>>55329720
Lmao you just described every relationship.

>>55330571
>found of copllased

>>55330571
Wankman Bankman did nothing wrong, he's an innocent shabbot, he even kept records of all transactions of FTX on QuickBooks Indiviual Edition to speed up the investigation into his non-ill will. All the money is accounted for in his Bahamas account, goyim. He even spent time in prison for this, unjustly so might I add. He's done his time. As for the hundreds of millions his parents in the legal industry DONATED to other members in the legal community, some of which were tied to the case, they were DONATIONS...NOT bribes! The whole investigation was another shoah! He should be with his polycule spinning the dreidel on Hanukkah, not thrown under the bus in the global shmita. Leave him alone!

Things have gotten very quiet both here and on Reddit. I actually see this as a good thing. We already know thanks to GameStop reporting DRS numbers that none of us are selling, so that’s not the issue. It’s just that nobody is sitting on the edge of their seat waiting for this to happen tomorrow. The thing is though, when stuff actually happens in the stock market, you never hear about it beforehand, or at least we wouldn’t. Much of the noise around GME is likely driven by traders. Selling calls, shorting, flipping. Bearish options merchants want you to think it’s going up, shorts want you to think it’s going down, but the stock doesn’t really move all that much anymore does it? After a very long period of consolidation, we find ourselves at the apex of a symmetrical triangle measured from the top of the January 2021 candle to the bottom, right smack dap in the middle of “the move.” Volatility is a fraction of what it used to be, and what that means for traders is that there’s no more money to be made here, hence the deafening silence on all fronts. It also, in my mind, means that this long period of consolidation is nearing its end. When you look at this kind of stuff from a technical analysis standpoint, and kn general terms, you look at the chart and say “oh yeah, big move up, but here’s the support? We gotta come down and establish some kind to support before we can move up again.” Well, we just did. This the monthly chart and the purple line is the 50MA. If you look at the line chart, you can clearly see that we tested it three times and bounced, so not only does it appear to be acting as support, but a triple bottom is seen as a reliable bullish indicator in technical analysis. Also note that the 50MA is currently resting right in the center of “the move.”

KEK BAGGIES!
Happy father's day!

>>55332103
On top of that, you’ve got some other indications that the price may start to move up again, the first being the MACD on the monthly chart, which, as you can see here, is likely to cross within the next few months. The last time the MACD crossed on the monthly chart was in November 2019. As you can also see here, RSI is now trending upwards and about to move back above 50, and on the daily chart, we’re likely only a week or two away from another golden cross. Now, after all this time, I definitely don’t out too much weight in TA, but I understand it’s potential to work as a self-fulfilling prophecy and also serve as a kind of visualization of what’s actually going on with the stock in real life (like I talked about earlier with traders, for example), and these things are taking place over a very very long time frame. I think with everything I’ve talked about here kind of all happening at once, it seems to indicate that we can indeed expect a big move within the next several months, and possibly sooner, who knows?

I think I also forgot to mention how the fact that we’re seeing a marked decreased in short volume coupled with the fact that we’re trending upwards in increased volume is another indicator that the longs are beginning to take control here. And to add to what I said about it being so quiet, ya know I always kind of pictures that this would take off when no one really expects it to. That’s what I’ve seen with other stocks so many times. By the time you hear about it, it’s too late, and everyone kind of knows this. That’s why people often repeat the phrase “buy the rumor, sell the news” and also why the bogged meme is so real.

And I forgot to post this image of the line chart with RSI expanded so you can see it better

>>55332172
Why did the last golden cross not achieve anything?

>>55332180
Citadel borrowed 600 million dollars
https://www.ft.com/content/f3206b39-0cd9-4956-8a87-f5b2f85025ea

Gme do you believe in miracles?

>>55332270
No especially when schizos like this>>55332210
>>55332172
>>55332156
>>55332130
Post

>>55332276
It's just TA? It's not gonna hurt you

>>55332270
Miracles?

>>55332112
Thanks!

Any fathers here? Can’t wait to buy my son something nice once MOASS happens

Uh... bros?

>>55332540
ITS REAL
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1530266772317917185

NO FUCKING WAY

>self reported short volume

So what is our next copium?

>>55332877
We should pump when the crypto bull run starts again in 2024. I'm not in the slightest worried. Crypto and nft stocks are going to rip. Most of us have averaged down enough so we can breakeven when the pump comes.

>55332889
>Most of us have averaged down enough so we can breakeven when the pump comes.
>us
You don't own any GME

>>55331666
checked bear love

>>55332910
I do. For years.

>crypto bullrun
nobody tell him

>crypto
>pumping

Wrong. Crypto will absolutely be decimated as the hedgies will sell the imaginary internet money first in order to try and keep their shorts alive. After that, then they’ll have to sell real stocks

Is it true that Citadel is bankrupt? They can’t pay creditors, but somehow haven’t shut down yet

>>55333102
I let them destroy the council to replace them with humans but I don't have the option to destroy the Citadel yet.

>>55330606
The second impact

>>55332540
A MERGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>55329110
Remember like a month ago when you tards were creaming yourself over Cohen being listed as an interested party (meaning that he has a conflict of interest with the company, due to the lawsuit)? In that very same document bondholders were listed under their own category. If Cohen is a bondholder, why was he not named as such?

In any case, this does not seem GME relevant. I'd suggest you take all such talk to the BBBYQ/AMC/DGSHT thread.

Seething shills are terrified of a TEDDY+GME+BBBABY reverse triangle merge.

>>55333245
Seems like you already have a thread to talk about BBBYQ/AMC/DGSHT in. Why don't you go there?

>>55333245
BBBY filed for bankruptcy and got delisted and shills still spend hours inside every thread trying to dismiss it. And they are strangely familiar with all the latest happenings surrounding it. Meanwhile AMC, an actual distraction stock, is still listed and not a single peep from shills. It’s obvious that BBBY is a serious risk to the shorts and must either threaten the entire short basket or because Ryan Cohen is still directly involved, since the narrative crafting is happening inside /GME/ while /BBBYQ/ has a single thread up for a week. I’m watching patiently from the sidelines because I haven’t forgotten Ryans Gmerica tweets, or that Teddy is registered as a bank and the Teddy filings to sell towels and bed sheets.

>>55333334
No, the "shills" in the BBBYQ/AMC/DGSHT threads are mostly GME holders tired of you retards coming here and shitting up our thread. If you fucked off back to your own thread and stopped making up stuff about our company coming to save you we wouldn't give a shit about what you wasted your money on. Every time GME gets mentioned anywhere you fucking morons poor out of the woodwork to try and convince others to buy your shit stock instead. It's tiresome, and it's unsurprising that when you go around acting like retards you attract people explaining to you just how retarded you are. I can't wait until it's official that BBBYQ bagholders get nothing (literally 2 more weeks). Hopefully then you'll shut the fuck up.

There is a dedicated thread for talking about BBBYQ/AMC/DGSHT, I'd suggest you go back there.

>>55333334
>off by 1

>>55332270
Yes

>>55333334 (oof)
They rebalanced all the ETF's used to suppress both stocks at the start of september last year, and when BBBY got halted, GME ran up until it was halted too. They are linked, and I think the outcome of BBBYQ will have an impact on how this ends, one way or another.

>>55333245
>>55333334
Our companies aren't related and you refuse to stay in your own thread.
>Gradually I began to hate them.

>>55333399
That desperate me-too and the constant claim of "rolling profits into GME" is the mark of a distraction play. BBBYQ, AMC, LRC, silver, it's all the same.

>>55331634
Feel free to go over $1000 any time. I'm waiting.

>>55333399
that's a lot of words for "kek BBBaggie"

>>55324498
>spouting bullshit at each other.
Bro that's the same person id hopping.

When line gongo up?

>>55333891
Tuesday

Checkem

>>55333891
>>55333987
No no no
Thursday

>>55333102
Source they can’t pay creditors? The only thing I saw was the investorplace tweet

>>55333334
It's easy to see hedgies are deathly scared.

It's all gonna end soon.

>>55333333

>>55331220
Pineapple Opened Cavities

>>55334053
>It's all gonna end soon.
I really hope so. It would be extremely convenient for me if that were the case.

Dan Scavino just retruthed GAME ON.
Hmmmm ...

>>55334087
Citadel is going bankrupt. it's all going to coincide with gmerica, bbby+GME. Chad RC bought the bonds from under tritton.

This summer, They are running on fumes.

>>55334103
Yep. InvestorTurf tweeted yesterday that Citadel was already technically bankrupt.

>>55334133
Yup the hedgie MO, appear strong even when on deaths doorstep so you can have 1 more day.

It would of worked if apes had given up, that didn't happen.

>>55334099
Patriots, this is literally it. WAGMEEEE

>>55334099
Bullish for BBBY

Scavino = Q desu, for all the new faggots in the back.

wagmi monday.

>>55332276
Show me where the TA touched you anon

>>55334437
Seems like it.

>>55334437
It makes sense that Dan is Q.

Feeling really good about this week frens.
Source: the vodka I just drank

Happy Father's Day, anons. Daddy Cohen will ensure WAGMI.

>>55334039
Investor Turf

I woke up this morning to a terrible revelation. I don't believe in GameStop anymore. I wasted the last two and a half years of my life and -60% of my money. I don't want to be racist and filled with hatred for minorities and ethnic groups. I want to go back to the matrix and enjoy a steak in ignorant bliss

>>55334667
nigger

>>55334103
>>55334133
>Citadel and the rest go bankrupt
>they have to close ALL of their short positions, not just GME
>MOASS is this avalanche of every company that ever got cellar boxed getting their own mini squeeze building to the crescendo that is GME
>dead cellar boxes penny stocks are finally set free like the stolen souls after Tsang Tsung dies
>Kenny buries his face in his hands and crumbles to dust, his lack of yil finally catching up to him

>55334667
>and -60% of my money
Either you are a larping shill or it proves you never loved the stock to begin with. Anyone that truly loves GME would be watching the chart every single day. Therefore they would know how to average down and which dips to buy. But what really separates the real GME holders from the pretenders is the knowledge that every price right now is truly worth buying because MOASS has infinite potential. You understand? Update the script or learn to love the stock.

They are paying for the shorts with money syphoned off from Ukraine war

>>55334716
I wouldn’t be surprised. Really hope Biden goes to prison

>>55334687
They dont have to do shit.
see Archaegos
see Gabe Plotkin
see Credit Suisse

They go bankrupt and things just magically go away

kek baggies

edit: yes I am from reddit. a mod actually

edit2: i do it for free yes, but once we unionize we will get our reparations

>>55334687
Don't forget the resulting illiquidity "crisis" when people who HODLed all those stocks redeem at once and withdraw from their brokerages. HFT will become permanently untenable.

Cohen, 8 more days til i start fudding your shitcoin. Want to avoid it? Then better do some redemption arc.

>>55334736
I’m a mod on r/gonewildhairy

>>55334741
>741
There’s your answer. Wait that many days

>>55334741
>741

Checked

>>55334747
>r/hairymodsgonewild

>>55334667
I woke up this morning and realised you're a fucking dickhead

>>55334716
Quite clearly. Covid was the cover to print money for them.

>>55334938
Ukraine war and Covid ending were 100% thanks to us. We’re also the reason the blacks stopped rioting and homosex got cancelled. We’ve already fixed a lot of things and we’re not even rich yet

>>55334133
>>55334103
So other than that one tweet, is there actually a source or any evidence for this? You gotta have a healthy dose of skepticism when it comes to these claims

I preordered FF16 from Gamestop for delivery.

What are the chances it arrives earlier than release day?

Virtua CEO replied to investor turf saying they are bankrupt. I think it might be true.

https://twitter.com/dougielarge/status/1669770501093294082?s=46&t=qMgDE2qRZ4sMllv9sAKWCQ

>>55335198
0

>>55335200
That's not the first time he's replied to one of their tweets for whatever reason. When you jump to these conclusions with no evidence just because it sounds like good news, that's how you end up believing in things like a BBBY merger with gamestop

>>55335200
Checked and one poster makes a good point: if it's false, why not sue for defamation?

>>55335319
Citadel and the like have tried to hit them with cease-and-desists in the past for calling them out on their crimes, but they're in another country or something so it doesn't affect them and they're always mocking the hedgies for it

>>55335378
It’s some shitskin. His website sucks and he’s claiming he’ll be bigger than motley fool soon. He’s just trying to drive up trafficking. He might be an ape too, but he’s not making us look more credible

>>55335402
>he’ll be bigger than motley fool soon.
He's not wrong.

>>55335402
>ape
>we
Kill yourself immediately

Linus just released a Roku video.

Should be good for some ROKU calls on Tuesday to roll into GME

>>55334627
I'm gonna buy weeklies because of your drunken intuition. Why? I had the exact same feeling. I was also drinking. This is financial advice.

>>55331726
>What sort of subhuman fuck sleeps on the floor
Marcus Aurelius slept on the floor. Shape and discipline yourself anon

>>55335420
Check his site before you make that claim. It really sucks

I’m feeling lucky, and have 25k to drop. What is the lowest I can buy next week

>>55335837
25

>>55335837
23.35

>>55335876
>>55335876
>>55335876
Threaded.

>>55335562
More that Fool will be gone. RICO charges, a sacrifical lamb to appease the public post MOASS.